You are walking down a street and suddenly
"Assalamu alaikum, kaffir, it's time for your weekly submission to Islam by paying your Jizya tax."
What do you do?
>>70887441
Ask is he accepts sexual favours instead of the money, and let him fuck my wife
>>70887441
sihks are bro tier
>>70887441
Ha, such a thoughtful joke. I didn't knew we have sikhs here.
>>70887441
That's a Sikh. The religious dagger they carry is meant for uppity Muslims.
>>70887441
That's a Sikh btw.
And if it was a mudslime telling me that I'd kill him by shooting him in the face, once he drops I'll quickly search his body for his wallet, open up the wallet, take the green inside, and then run for it.
>>70887708
No they're not.
>>70887441
>Islam
>>70887441
I don't know what's more annoying... This obvious bait thread (again), or the inevitable faggots who respond with "Sikhs are bro-tier." I mean... wtf connection do you morons have with Sikhs that allows you to suddenly declare them bro-tier? Because, the other 99% of the time, you can't muster any pearls of wisdom beyond "poo in loo." But now... "Bro tier." Okaaay..
>>70887441
thats a bro-tier sikh. not a muslim
>>70888396
By that logic, jews are bro-tier because they also want muslims to go away.
>>70887708
poo in loo detected
>>70888359
>wtf connection do you morons have with Sikhs that allows you to suddenly declare them bro-tier?
Because they hate muslims as much as we do.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Activate my Sharingan and place him into a never ending genjutsu!
>>70888359
sure thing
>>70887441
>attacking sikhs
fuck off muzzie shitskin
we're full
>>70887441
That's a fucking sikh you retard
>>70888678
Jews are bro tier.
I'm only in Sweden on holiday, am I exempt from this tax?
>>70888761
Race-traitor.
>>70887441
>posts a Sikh
>claims he's Muslim
>thinks others won't know the difference
Nice try, Muhammed. Go back to fucking your goat
>>70887874
Says the cuck
>>70888510
Pajeets hate Sikhs because they poo in the loo, kill Muslims, and are genuinely nice to people outside their race.
>>70887441
Why do you keep posting this stupid shit, then give us a pic of a Sikh?
Are you really that dumb?
>>70888498
M8 jews wants us only the egyptians to be gone
99% Of the other muslims are their allies
>>70888678
Jews are bro tier
>>70888761
This is actually my biggest fear as an agnostic living in Turkey. That I'm going to get pulled over some day by some filthy mudshits and asked to cite a verse.
>>70888883
>Says the cuck
Don't go down that road. Nothing good will come out of it (for you). You have a nigger president.
>>70887441
How can you live in a Muslim country and not know the differences between Muslims and Sikhs?
>>70888916
You have a nigger-coloured ID.
>>70887441
Hey man someone literally went on a murder spree here in America in Wisconsin at a Sikh temple because he thought they were Muslim. Your UK trolling is going to get Sikhs killed. Pol loves sikhs
>>70889065
That much of a white majority and you're all collectively sacrificing your livelihoods for such a small minority. Biggest cucks out there, no wonder you're the rape capital of the world.
>>70887441
If it is the guy I you pic I would laugh and tell him he has a sihk sense of humour.
Otherwise I would recite the Shahada and tell him to fuck off.
>>70889065
I can't believe America has that many shitskins only shit Canada is still 80% white mind you
>>70889150
We are the jews' biggest target you fuckhead. It only makes sense that they'd take out the biggest threat first. America is hardly a threat with their lardasses and dumb-as-shit citizens.
Shoot him tbqph
>>70889237
Ikr? And they call us "cucks". They elected a nigger as president.
>>70889126
Suck me then
is this weekly sikh bait thread?
>>70889243
>sweden is importing somalians, have a liberal woman as a secretary of defense, and use gay propaganda against Russia
>they're stronger than the most powerful nation of all time.
OK Muhamed
>>70888359
In my experience every Sikh I've met has been a funny and athletic fellow. They were favored as security guards over here for their sense of morals and overall good physical conditioning.
>>70889317
Genuine question though. How does it feel to be sub-human?
>responding to the same bait thread we have every week
>Everyone pointing out the OP is a sikh?
Are /pol/acks actually this retarded? Clearly this is part of the joke. Not to mention it's pasta.
>>70887864
we wuz crusadahs n shieet
>>70889415
I get to fuck swedish boys and gals
>>70889387
Who do you think pushed all that shit? Shit for brains.
Don't forget who fucked up your ancestors. We even went to America before you did. You needed ships to cross the atlantic, we only needed boats. Nigger.
>>70889608
No you don't.
>>70887441
I would tell Binder to stop trollin'.
>>70887441
Bait thread with canned bot replies that has been posted many times before. Move on folks. Sage.
>>70889621
>admits his populace is weak willed and easily lead
>still calls others stupid
Sorry, can't hear you from the moon.
>>70888359
They actually serve in our military and police force a disproportionate amount.
Also drink, hate muslims, and generally don't form ghettos making friends of all races.
>>70888678
>Jews want Muslims to go away
no they want them to invade white countries
>>70889798
>admits his populace is weak willed and easily lead
Didn't your government brainwash your population through MK-ultra? At least the kikes haven't been busted with it (on a global scale). Literally sub-human mongrels.
>Sorry, can't hear you from the moon.
>He still believes humans have been to the moon
>>70889705
Come on now sven, you can't play hard to get every damn time
>>70889846
>no they want them to invade white countries
So white people will retaliate and exterminate the muslims FOR the jews. Are you for real?
>>70887441
Shoot him and tell the police that bastard wanted to cut me
>>70889065
>sweden calling anyone a cuck
you know you're the cuck capitol of the world right?
>>70889967
>he bought the jewish anti-moon meme
Yes goyim, no cis white males could ever get to the moon. They need superior PoC intelects to help!
Be honest- how mad does this make you feel?
>>70887441
Tell him to tunak tunak tuun tun tun tun.
>>70890065
When did I call anyone a cuck? Do you have problems comprehending your own native language?
>>70889243
>Sweden
>a threat to anyone
>>70890222
Who went to America first, you or us? That's right. The only reason you could, is because we blessed you with superior genetics by raping your filthy women.
>>70890289
I was quoting him you autist.
>>70890222
Sweden confirmed cuckiest country
>>70887441
Ask him politely yet firmly to bin that knife and get a life.
take off my pants and pay give him jizzya
>>70887441
Heh, even your sword is soft
>>70890100
>>70890222
>>70890358
Amerilards butthurt that we discovered America before them. Wew
>>70890306
Who went to the moon first?
Also, I recall someone having their entire nation cucked by the Danes for centuries.
The brave swedes left to go rape and kill, died abroad, and left the weaklings at home. You're the product of milenia of devolution towards a thin, weak, passive liberal.
>>70890469
I'll take that as a very mad
>>70890474
>He still believes humans have been to the moon.
>>70887441
I guess I die and go meet Christ.
>>70890306
>brings up the the Viking rape meme
>his women are being raped by Ahmed as we speak
KEK
>>70888359
because not everyone in America comes from whatever cornfed flyover bullshit state you clearly come from and have interacted with people of different cultures and can thus say that the average Sikh is probably an upstanding dude but probably a little "off," like Mormons or any other earnest religion in this world
>>70890533
Here's another "real" picture. Not fake at all.
>>70887441
Trick question, I'd never hear that because I'd never be caught dead in a mudslime country like yours.
>>70890544
>>70890676
Here's a real picture for you.
That's a Sikh you dumbfuck.
>>70890580
Couldn't give two shits about the women who get raped. If they are out during those hours, or put themselves in dangerous situations, they're race-traitors either way (because of their mindset).
>>70890676
Well, yeah. Are you doubting in existence of our Lord and Savior Godzilla, Kind of Monsters? Do you know from how many threats he saved your sorry ass?
>>70887441
you forgot "INSHALLAH!!!!"
>>70889503
British humor i suppose
>>70890810
>doesn't care about his women being raped
>claims he's not a cuck
OK
>>70887856
>Sikhs literally carry around swords everywhere they go
>Muslims are somehow the problem
>>70890810
The definition of a cuck
sikh thread
>Jizz tax
w-what
>>70890896
name the last time a sikh bombed a western city
>>70890937
Europeans are weird Mexibro.
Stick my gun in his face and say
"TRUMP 2016"
>>70887441
Laugh at my sihk friend's anti-muslim joke.
Sikhs are Indian and they are greasy motherfuckers.
>>70887441
Shitheads should be kicked out of the military. Why should be conform to the needs of curry nigger?
>>70890533
The moon landing didn't happen.
If you go to NASA's website, they have a huge list of like a dozen "proofs" the moon landing happened. But if it really happened, a single proof would be sufficient. NASA go too far to try to support their statements, it's like a kid being caught in a lie.
>>70889237
I am Hispanic and living in Canada do you want me out of your country?
>>70891193
Or there's always the possibility that multiple things can prove the landing to be true.
If you were in court, would you refuse to bring in a second witness to defend you because one was good enough?
>>70887441
I pull out my PPQ and start shooting
>>70890896
... because they evolved the best muslim enrichment defense mechanism. a sword.
>>70890937
wtf man
>>70891028
pic related
>>70887441
pretend i dont understand his mush-mouth gibberish and continue on my way
Wake up and realize i'm not living in Britain.
>>70890896
that's why americans carry guns in the first place, but you'd probably spread your ass for jamal or mohammed when they try to culturally enrich you
>>70890937
In mudslime countries you have to carry a jar of jizz with you at all times just for this.
>>70887441
Remove kebab
>>70891249
>I am Hispanic and living in Canada do you want me out of your country?
No. Canada isn't even real country anyways.
>>70887441
besides the fact that sihk
>sword
>attempted robbery
>me ccw
>stand your ground state
this will end very badly for the guy that brought a knife to a gun fight
Sikhs are smelly
Sikhs are overly-dramatic
Sikhs have no sense of hygiene
Sikhs are arrogant
In the end, Sikhs are no different that Pajeets and Tamilsamys and Habeebs. They're the same people with a different religion.
>>70887441
That's a Sikh you dumb nigger
>>70887441
Seeing that pic related is a brotier Sikh I stab him with my ninja sword and keep walking.
Sikhs never bow down to the eternal filthy arab
>>70887441
Give him some Jiz ya man?
>>70887441
>point across the street
LOOK! A WHITE GIRL!
>take off running in full sprints
Catch me if you can carpet rider.
>>70895013
how is he sikh? he looks healthy to me
>>70887441
Yeah, that's a Sikh. They're not Muslim.
>>70895529
pronounced 'seek'
>>70888912
I didn't know Iran was Israel's ally
>>70887441
Jesus christ how many times will I see a retard post a pic of a Sikh and confuse them with a Moozlim? FOR FUNK SAKE!
>>70889126
swedish cuck be mad because all the white women getting blacked.
>>70888912
Why I thought of all the Arab countries Egypt was the most civilized. Tell me more about Egypt.
>>70887441
HAHAHAHA I love you /pol/ you're way fucking better than /b/.
Does the Sikh religion just mandate carrying a weapon, or a dagger specifically?
Could a Sikh carry a gun for religious reasons and then try and get rid of gun-free zones on the grounds of religious descrimination?
>>70887441
get on my knees and open my mouth while i shiver with anticipation
>>70890896
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>70890676
Shhhh
>>70887441
I will jizya on your face
>>70887441
"Inshallah brother"
>>70890341
Kill yourself Jafar
>>70887441
>tfw don't have sikh in France
>>70894630
well yeah, its where I store my conceal carry
>>70887441
Sikhs are not Islamic
They are also very redpilled:
>Pluralistic religion
>On paper, even more tolerant than Buddhism
>However a bit backward in their home country, despite scriptures are universal
>Praise love
>Praise the fact you shouldn't shave and be as natural as you can
>Respect other religions
>Had clashes with Islam and Hindu because WTF it's not easy to live in India a peaceful life without roaches trying to steal your happiness.
Sauce: http://www.realsikhism.com/
>>70887708
This.
>>70887874
Shut up you Swedecuck and get to know how cool Sikhism is.
>>70892213
Exactly.
>>70890896
>They carry swords so they must be dangerous people
Said the no-gunz.
>>70887708
this meme needs to die. fucking reddit ruined this board
>>70887874
fuck off you muppet
>>70887441
I burst out of my fleshy host complete with buckler and cutlass and rattle maniacaly as I stab him too death.
>>70887441
Get a jew to pay it for you
>>70887441
Deus vult.
And I call the banners to a new crusade.
>>70887441
whities gotta pay and the payment is baby hands.
>>70887441
pull out my RAID insect spray and lighter and flamethrow his face setting his beard on fire. Thump gouge his burning eyes and kick in his nuts with my steel caps. Then call the cops because he is brown and a terrorist.
>>70887441
"Will you accept payment in bacon?"
>>70888761
>t. Cucklord
>>70887441
>this meme again
/pol/ just can't resist the b8
>>70889314
>implying the vote wasn't rigged by Soros and his e-voting machines
>>70889393
Right......get the fuck out
>>70890025
>Sweden flag
>implying Jews want white people to annihilate a solid billion worth of cattle for the chosen
You're a mudslime.
They just want us to breed and mix with them to become a directionless mass of mud people. Yeah, there will inevitably be conflicts but no mass extinctions of either race, just a slow blend into one.
That's their goal, at least.
>>70887441
tell him maybe there's another way I can pay with a wink then bite his dick off and eat it
>>70889816
Who gives a shit fuck off
>>70887441
I go
"Are you not a Sikh? Why do you Sikh my downfall friend?"
>>70887441
This guy is a Sikh you idiot.
>>70887441
I'd laugh together with the dude, because I know he's a Sikh bro who probably just decapitated a muzzie
>>70887441
Holy fukin'shit! When will you get cancer and fucking die already asshole.
Laugh because I am sikh too
And have a white German gf srs
>>70912682
Are you one of the cunts who is indian but with blue eyes? If so, you cunts are always jolly like a brown Santa Claus that always talks about cricket.
>>70912815
Haha no but I'm really light skinned. My grandma had blue eyes and a lot of my cousins have some odd grey/blue mix but I got poo eyes.
>>70912889
Well, you are the least annoying bloodline from your continent. Kudos for not being as annoying as the other fuck heads. Carry on.
>>70888912
Its the exact opposite you wanker. israel has pretty good relations with egypt, and hates every other neighbouring country
>mooslemz
>in bestonia
???
>>70912994
Thanks m8. You Aussies are alright, too, even though I hope I never have to endure the flight from NY to Sydney again.
"I already paid my taxes, your welfare check should arrive soon".
Turn 720 degrees, jizz on his face, morph into dust and fly away
>>70887441
Pull out my Glock 26 and show him how we negotiate with terrorists in this glorious nation.
>>70887441
Pull out my illegal 9mm and liberate the nigger and everyone who defies me. The police gives me a medal for doing the ethically right thing.
>>70889608
do you have a grown-up haircut?
>>70890991
Air India Flight 182
>>70887441
AM I BEING DETAINED
we have this thread everyday
>>70913536
Here is more of what these curry rats do while they are over here.
October 21, 1914 Canadian Immigration Branch official William Hopkinson, also serving as a police agent from Calcutta, was assassinated inside the provincial courthouse on Vancouver's West Georgia Street by Mewa Singh, a Sikh extremist who had been arrested in mid-July for attempting to smuggle weapons into Canada. On August 31 and September 3, two of Hopkinson's informants had been murdered in Vancouver.
June 23, 1985 - Both the 1985 Narita International Airport bombing and the Air India flight 182 explosion are believed to have been carried out by Sikh extremists living in Canada.
Air India flight 182 leaving Montreal, Quebec's Mirabel International Airport is blown up mid-flight to London, England.
an explosion at Tokyo Narita International Airport killed two baggage handlers, and injured four. The bomb was intended for Air India Flight 301, with 177 passengers and crew on board, bound for Bangkok International Airport.
May 26, 1986 - An attempt is made in Vancouver, British Columbia to assassinate Malkiat Singh Sidhu, a cabinet minister in the Indian province of Punjab.
August 28, 1988 - Indo-Canadian Times editor Tara Singh Hayer is shot and partially paralyzed, probably due to his statements connected to the Flight 182 investigation.
November 18, 1998 - Hayer is assassinated.
>>70887441
I'd call him a cheeky cunt m8 then hook him in the gabber
>>70890911
If you care about the well-being of race-traitors the problem lies with you.
>>70898564
The ones who do get "blacked" (I don't even understand why you say black seeing as it's predominantly muslims who rape) oftentimes deserves it. USA is the only "blacked" country on this planet.
>>70906297
Mad because your autist friend came off as a retard?
>>70907936
>Shut up you Swedecuck and get to know how cool Sikhism is.
I don't care how "cool" it is. It's paganism.
>>70908611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
>>70912212
Why not hit two birds with one stone? After the muslims are gone (who the jews dislike and can't live with side-to-side, thus making them a problem), they will force other non-white immigration on the whites that aren't a threat in terms of terrorism, and will thus be "accepted". Wew lad, open your eyes.
