I don't get it, why isn't Cruz more popular on /pol/? This board would find no better political champion against degeneracy among rank and file Republicans.
We all agree that masturbation is degenerate behavior. We all agree that the breakdown of the family, of which masturbation contributes to, is the cause of many of our gravest social ills. So isn't Cruz the real conservative/traditionalist voice in this race?
I don't understand the opposition to this man quite frankly. I mean, you don't masturbate, do you /pol/?
>>70874627
>right-wing religious extremist vs. nationalist meme man
HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>70874627
Its completely natural and healthy and there are many benefits. Go fuck yourself, you might enjoy it.
>>70874627
>/pol/ should want to lose against Hillary
>>70874788
>Its completely natural and healthy
ITT: shit liberals, communists and other degenerates say.
>>70874627
because we aren't all low iq bible thumpers who are conservative only because of religion. some of us see the stupid in socialism and liberalism without being too religious and that's why we support trump.
>>70874627
>We all agree that masturbation is degenerate behavior. We all agree that the breakdown of the family, of which masturbation contributes to, is the cause of many of our gravest social ills. So isn't Cruz the real conservative/traditionalist voice in this race?
Comparatively, this is one of the last problems you have. I am pro having a clean floor, but when you roof is on fire you need to put the fire out first.
Priorities, you low IQ, low energy, fagget
>>70874927
So you'll rail against degeneracy, but only when it involves OTHER people's degenerate behavior.
Is /pol/ even serious about helping to restore the family? Or is this just bullshit that you guys all pretend to care about only to drop it at the first sign that it might "inconvenience" you?
>>70875314
Actually, it's more about people like you selectively applying your principles so that they don't inconvenience you. A greater society starts with each man and woman. It starts with everyone doing their own individual part and setting the example that they wish for that society to aspire to. But apparently, some people on this board think that diddling themselves is more important than that.
>>70874627
Because he represents the worst, most intrusive aspect of the republican party.
There are waaay more important things than fighting the cultural marxist destruction of the Christian religion (which is happening) right now. I mean it's important, but compared to all the other shit going on it's like last on the agenda
>>70875588
>compared to all the other shit going on it's like last on the agenda
As adults, I like to think that we can walk and chew gum at the same time. Our enemies are fighting us on multiple fronts. Putting something this important "last on the agenda" simply means wholesale abdication at this point.
>>70874627
Except Ted Cruz is a fucking degenerate who used to masturbate in public
https://newrepublic.com/minutes/132655/ted-cruzs-college-days-widely-hated-masturbator-come-back-haunt-him
Nice try though Lyin' Ted.
>Canadian
>Spic
>Globalist
>Race mixer
>Canadian
It's a fucking mystery.
>>70876289
>people who didn't like him in college are saying stuff about him now and that stuff must be true because.. reasons
You know, I'm not surprised the media is engaging in hatchet jobs like this. I'm just surprised people on this board are dumb enough to believe anything a college roommate (random, irrelevant, virtual nobody) says happened 40 years ago.
I mean, this guy could just as easily have said "Ted Cruz held satanic orgies in college" and you'd believe him presumably, because hey, that was his roommate!
>>70874627
This would be the same Cruz who supports amnesty and whose wife works for Goldman Sachs?
Cruz blatantly copied all of Trumps positions, easily duping all evangelical christians, quickly confirming their long suspected status as the niggers of the Republican Party
>>70874627
Oky, bitch, look
This is not reddid where you just post your "feelings" about someone
Other you might know even we, waifu claiming boy pussy ripper, prefer real arguments with comparing political agendas
Please explain, factually, why cruz's immigration policy is superior to trumps vision of american border security?
>i_do_it_for_free.jpg
>>70875505
>Is /pol/ even serious about helping to restore the family?
Yeah, that's pretty much all talk. /pol/ is ready to bail every time because of reasons.
This not being one, being that its irrelevant to a modern political discussion.
>>70877039
There is no such person.
>>70874627
>the real conservative
Why do people keep assuming that this is a conservative board? Conservatives are a minority on /pol/. A small minority.
>>70874627
>on /pol/
Because Reddit quite literally has taken over. He was kind of popular when 2015 was winding down, but like cornered dogs they freak out when someone legitimately poses a threat to their meme man.
>>70877043
This.
>>70877043
>Cruz blatantly copied all of Trumps positions
That's what a cultist would say. You don't want to be thought of as a cultist, isle man, do you?
>>70874627
There is literally nothing wrong with this unless you're a filthy degenerate.
>>70874627
> Christian conservative values
> Muh God social issues matter more than the economy
No.
>>70877082
>boy pussy ripper
Oh look, I found the reason why. This board is infested with degenerates now.
Also, hilarious that you mention reddit, when Donald Trump is pretty much the strongest candidate there in terms of presence (on the Republican side, obviously Sanders on the Democrat side).
>Cruz cucks think this man can win the general election
kek
>>70877178
Because its obvious bait, and hangs a great big neon-lit newfag sign on them who take issue with it.
>>70874627
Modern day investment banking is the ultimate in degeneracy, and Cruz is married to a Goldman Sachs investment banker. We know where his interests lie.
>>70874627
He wants to ban dildos, its unenforceable silliness.
>>70877178
who is the majority then?
>cruz isn't a goldman-sachs plant using christians as his method of climbing into power
How does no one see this?
>>70874627
Shill detected.
Also evangelicals are literal nigger tier.
If you didn't know, we don't really like jews, people who suck jewish dick for free, and people who suck jewish dick for money.
Cruz is all three.
>>70877446
>r/the_Donald is reddit
wew
>implying I don't masturbate daily
>implying masturbation isn't the best defense against feminine witchcraft
>>70877576
>We know where his interests lie.
Yes, the constitution and the American worker.
>>70877178
There is no question that this board skews heavily towards the traditionalist side. I'll refrain from saying conservative outright here, because I think traditionalism extends outside strict conservatism and has appeal to other groups as well.
It is clear that culture, heritage, religion, and the family are important here on /pol/. That IS traditionalism.
Well shit, you convinced me. I guess I have to be a #cruzmissile now.
>>70877446
Well im sorry that you don't get memes and jokes
Tumblr?
Just out of curiosity or are you a get rich die trying, 50cent shill?
>>70874627
Uhh, probably because Cruz:
1) looks like grandpa Munster
2) sounds like Mr. Haney from Green Acres
3) has the mannerisms of a pederastic televangelist
And on top of all that, now you're telling me that he has an unhealthy obsession with other people's dildos.
>>70877817
The only thing that is actually a united pol view is a universal hate of jews.
We have corpratists, communists, degenerates, technocrats, luddites, stormfags, and many others.
What you are describing is literally only important to stormfags.
"Traditionalism" in your sense leads to intellectual stagnation. Stormfags are gutter tier trash, and so are most traditionalists.
>>70877798
No, enriching Goldman Sachs. Any politician connected with Goldman Sachs is a fucking liar. They'll tell you what you want to hear to get your vote, then turn around and fuck you.
>>70874627
Because El Rato is a generic bible-thumping Santorum 2.0. Besides, Trump earned 4chan's loyalty with pic related.
>something is pleasurable
>MUS BE DE DEBIL, IT KILLS FAMLEEZ
typical christcuck logic, and this is coming from a christian
>>70877082
>Please explain, factually, why cruz's immigration policy is superior to trumps vision of american border security?
Because Ted's is real, for one, consistent in the main to what he's held since becoming a public figure, and not simply an amalgamation of what some of his fans (or enemies) have taken from stump-speech red-meat rhetoric that changes from time to time as with Trump.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/08/who_is_tougher_on_border_security_donald_trump_or_ted_cruz.html
>>70878221
High corruption is treason you kike shill.
Treasonous dogs are put to death.
>>70877233
It's the other way around, when /pol/ already had several daily Trump threads, r/the_donald was at 2000 subscribers.
>>70874627
He is a BUSH crony and Wall street controlled ,hence jewish controlled, false prophet.
>>70874627
He is South America tier politician.
He is a disgusting and compulsive liar that only care about money.
Stay away from him.
>why is /pol/ against someone trying to sanction behavior and wanting the government's had in business
I WONDER
>>70878046
Trump has taken orders of magnitude more money from Goldman Sachs than has Ted Cruz.
http://www.redstate.com/leon_h_wolf/2016/01/21/know-else-received-loans-citibank-goldman-sachs-donald-trump/
Glad to have you on board as a #Cruzmissile now. Being that you're sure to be intellectually consistent about that which you say here is important to you as a top issue.
>>70878221
>muh poison pill
>>70874788
I just finished fucking myself, and I feel good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCGnTy-v2M
>>70878554
Loans are not donations you kike.
Loans are paid back.
His wife works for them.
Now commit suicide so that you may restore what little honor you may have.
>>70875505
IM all about family you just sound like a butthurt faggot.
>implying /pol/ is one person
The hivemind is not that deep.
>>70877936
>3) has the mannerisms of a pederastic televangelist
Trumpfag, know thyself, and your fellow travelers. You've been a cultish follower of a televangelist's shtick the whole time.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/17/magazine/donald-trump-american-preacher.html?_r=0
>>70874627
honestly? he just doesn't get both the libshits and replublishits riled up like trump does
>>70878221
Lmao
>>70879085
Nice factual response.
>>70879012
Tell me, how much do they pay you?
Is it worth selling your soul?
Do you really like being a piece of worthless trash?
Or maybe you are actually stupid enough to believe that kike's lies?
In which case you are less than human.
To call you pond scum would be a compliment.
>>70876311
>Globalist
In what way?
>>70877582
Nat soc.
>>70878674
>Loans are paid back.
I'll have to remember that the next time some (dozen) Trumpfag want to hold Ted's paid off loan against him like Trump want to, even as Trump himself deals frequently with the same people he says taint his political opponent.
>>70879294
Gee wizz, I didn't realize campaign donations were paid back.
https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.php?cid=N00033085
And considering Goldman Sach's track record, I very much doubt this was it.
>>70874627
>why isn't Cruz more popular on /pol/
because he's a creepy Cuban Canadian who has done nothing but lie and cheat
you need more reasons?
>>70879170
>I've got nothing to respond with pertinent to the article illustrating how Trump's rallies are structured around how a televangelist acts so as to put his flock under a spell, but I HAVE to say something
>>70874674
First post, best post
>>70879616
Financial connections are all that matters.
Supporting the banks is treason.
Treason is death.
Now commit suicide you dog.
>>70874927
I'm not conservative because of religion and I support Cruz all the way. He's the right guy right now
>>70874627
Too religious and cuban.Not a good mix.Also Trump.
>>70874627
/pol/ is contrarian, not conservative.
Figures like Lindsey Graham are licking his butthole to stop Trump. He's not edgy enough.
Because he's a liar. He lies. That's why we call him Lyin Ted. He lied about Carson. He lied about Kasich. He lies about Trump. He lies about being an outsider, when half the party is shilling for him, he lies about his affairs, he lies even about being a conservative.
Last I checked, a conservative doesn't agree with the Radical Left when it shuts down free speech with fascist methods. A conservative doesn't make blatantly false accusations against his fellow conservatives. A conservative doesn't have his people put naked pictures of a fellow candidate's wife on the internet, then act flabbergasted when he punches back. A conservative doesn't sell his country down stream for profit.
I honestly prefer Hillary to Cruz, because at least Hillary is honest about who she is and what she wants, Cruz is a liar. He holds the bible high, he puts it down, and he starts LYING.
TLDR: Piss off ratboy. Go do something constructive with your life, like go live in the sewers and teach Jeb ninjitsu.
I find it pretty alarming, but not all that surprising, that most of the anti-Cruz opinions in this thread feature foreign flags:
>>70879546
>>70878522
>>70878110
>>70877082
The funniest part? These foreign flags keep calling Cruz the globalist. You know, while they continue to pontificate on this board. I've noticed this trend in other threads too. Of the few pro-Cruz posts, all of them are American. But of a good deal of anti-Cruz posts? Tons of foreign flags everywhere.
Here's an idea. Maybe, as Americans, we shouldn't really care too much about how the Germans, Brazilians, or Belgians want us to vote.
>>70879012
Televangelist != preacher, as televangelists are almost universally understood to be unctuous hucksters. Cruz reminds me of a phony 'man of God' who holds up the bible to distract from the fact that lusts after the teenagers in his flock. Basically, he's an ugly, hypocritical phony.
>>70879616
Economic warfare is still warfare.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2381
>Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
>>70874627
>tfw I masturbate and Lyin' Ted doesn't approve
>>70880015
nobody is buying your shit, you should just give up and leave desu
>>70878634
>>muh poison pill
Yes, it's thanks to Ted and his allies and such political maneuvering of his that the Gang of Eight died, and the country didn't see the amnesty the left wanted, with millions upon millions of new voters among them. You should probably be thankful for Cruz's participation in the debate if this issue is at all important to you, especially in consideration that it was an unpopular move, going against both establishment want and party leadership, and was unsupported in the main from outside forces, especially including by that other guy who now wants people to believe his immigration stances are real.
>>70877785
kek
>>70879969
>repeating word for word the characterizations of the biggest liar, huckster and sniveling coward who attacks candidates wives in the campaign
Step it up, senpai.
NEVER CRUZ. I'll vote for the commie kike before him. TRUMP 2016
>>70874627
I don't support anyone that is jew special interest funded.
>>70880015
Go kindly fuck yourself.
>>70880349
>who attacks candidates wives in the campaign
Because he was the one who hit first, right?
I don't know why you idiots at Cruz's campaign think you have any chance of winning anywhere other than flyover midwestern states with this type of bullshit.
>>70878309
At least they should be.
>>70879708
>Financial connections are all that matters.
Then Trump's dealing with Goldman Sachs is treasonous, by you.
>>70880500
Loans are a matter of business.
Campaign donations and backroom deals are not.
>>70876157
Yeah , no, to stop them effectively on this front would require taking control of popular culture.
Lets get government back in our hands first, worry about the economy, keep the muslims out. We need to destroy their spirit first.
>>70874627
far right theocrat is unelectable, sorry
>>70880482
>Because he was the one who hit first, right?
Trump always hits first and then sits there lying about who hit first, to either supporters bobbing their heads up in down in slavish agreement or others winking and nodding to each other that he could perpetrate such a bold-faced lie.
>>70880349
>Huffington Post and Politico as sources
And you say Trump is the secret liberal?
>>70880692
Cruz beats Hillary often in match up polling. He's well within the margin of error. Unlike others in this race who get blown out by double digits.
If /pol/ starts supporting Ted Cruz over Trump, I'm out. You people can't possibly be THAT stupid.
He ate a booger and he looks like a rat! His IQ is as low as a Syrian refugee, etc
>>70880704
Except Cruz literally hit first. A superpac associated with Ted Cruz put up naked images of Trump's wife, and when Trump said "Don't bring wives into this or I'll hit back" Cruz tweeted back "You leave wives out of this" like he was the innocent one.
He is a liar, a scumbag, a piece of dog shit wrapped in a plastic suit. I would sooner have Hillary or Bernie as President than Lyin Ted "I like lasagna but its not what I ordered" Cruz
>>70880781
>match up polling before the primaries are over
Daily reminder that Mccain and Romney both had double digit leads on Obama.
>>70880750
Would you care to attack more sources rather than own up to the truth behind all of them? Because there's plenty out there for you to attack while steadfastly ignoring the topic they all discuss.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/431755/donald-trumps-huge-lies
>>70879969
>I honestly prefer Hillary to Cruz,
Take a cold-hard look at the voice of the anti-Cruz movement, because here it is folks. If you had any doubt who these people were, let that doubt be gone. If this had been the first time I heard the "I'd rather vote for Hillary" line, I would discount it as irrelevant or sour grapes. But this is the go-to response of the majority of the anti-Cruz voices, on this board and also in the media and elsewhere.
The anti-Cruz people are not conservatives. Full stop. Conservatives should listen to them at their own peril. Why, as a conservative, would you allow people willing to align with Hillary to decide who the Republican nominee should be? That makes absolutely no sense.
THESE. PEOPLE. AREN'T. CONSERVATIVES.
The restoration of the nuclear family unit cannot be done with legislation. Social conservatives are fucking retarded and borderline totalitarian.
Fuck off with this degeneracy nonsense. Just because you cunts are too lazy to look for real issues to be outraged about beyond faggots buttfucking doesn't mean the rest of us aren't ready to move on.
>>70880704
It's documented. Watch the debates. Read tweets and speeches and statements.
Other candidates always attack him first. Then he hits back and the narrative is "Trump's a bull!"
Trump never said shit about Kasich until recently when Kasich's campaign said the usual bullshit lies about Trump thinking it might hurt him in the polls.
Or like this instance about the wives.
Ted Cruz was the first to tweet that picture of Melania.
So Trump also tweets a pic in response.
Cruz deletes his tweet and says on camera he never instigated it and that he instantly disavowed the superPAC that made it.
Pathological shit like that only comes from Cruz.
>>70880781
a thousand different useless polls say a thousand different things.
the only thing i do know is that both conservatism and religion are dying. someone who is extreme in both respects has minimal appeal.
>>70880797
You shills really are too fucking obvious.
>>70880980
Of course we're not, we're nationalists. We've said this repeatedly and often. We do not, and never have, aligned with the mainstream conservative movement. Instead, we hail from the Alt-Right, disillusioned conservatives, and moderate liberals.
Why should we align with a movement that loses constantly? Besides gun rights, can you name even one social issue the Conservative movement has actually won in this country?
Socially, they lost every issue, from trans insanity to homosexual marriage.
Economically, it seems their alternative to the Left's "socialism now" is "socialism later"
They REFUSE to acknowledge demographics. They think that in forty years when white's are a minority here and in most European countries, they'll still exist, and Conservatism will still be a thing. What overwhelming naivety.
I could go on and on. We don't want 'conservatives', because the mainstream conservative movement, has failed us, and it has failed to fight back the Radical Regressive Left. Instead, it acts consistently as its co-conspirators. Why else would Cruz side with the mob over Trump, when the Left riots and shuts down the free speech of a man who gives voice to millions of moderate individuals, who are tired of being called racists?
We don't want Cruz, because we don't want four to eight more years of watching our country die because the conservatives are so scared of a word they won't stand up to tyrants.
>>70880966
Then what metric are you and >>70880692 using to say that Cruz is unelectable and that Trump somehow magically is very electable?
Your gut fucking instinct? A hunch? A good "vibe"? A fortune cookie?
If you're going to call someone unelectable you can't also cry foul when polls get cited. If it's too early to know for Cruz, then it's also too early to know for Trump.
>>70874627
That author doesnt know how lawyers work. We argue shit all the time that we dont believe in.
Now, Cruz may believe that shit. But, the fact that e argued it as part of his job tells me little about his beliefs.
>>70880892
Superpacs have run negative ads against Trump this entire cycle. Trump cannot sit there and say he doesn't understand the relationship between outside money and another candidate's campaign, or the candidate himself, and at the same time brag about his intelligence. It's insulting, and just another boldfaced Trump lie. Somebody not Ted Cruz made mention of Trump's wife, and Trump attacked Ted Cruz's wife in return, then lied about who hit who first. As Trump does frequently; conduct your hit and then claim to be a victim when people take issue, just like that sniveling coward kid from grade school who could only ever lash out by taking cheep shots.
Face it. You back the scumbag in this race.
>>70881122
You as well >>70881518
The passive aggressive victimhood championing queens that are Trump's base is obnoxious.
>>70881518
Cruz started it, Cruz refused to acknowledge that it was his superpac, and he didn't disavow it. Instead, he goaded Trump and played innocent.
You're just as big a liar as he is.
>>70881465
yes, my gut fucking instinct, which is more accurate than a million different general election polls over 6 months before the election. how the fuck does an extremely religious social conservative not get BTFO in an election? who the fuck is going to vote for him? all the flyover redneck states?
i also haven't mentioned trump a single time, nice strawman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ObkSOAFJs
He's the slimiest wannabe-sociopath I've ever seen in my life
>>70881518
They have you guys fitted with tons of anime reaction images in order to fit in? Cute.
>>70878395
Fuck you spic. We're not going to let you steal lawn cutting jobs from 12 yr olds anymore.
>>70880980
>THESE. PEOPLE. AREN'T. CONSERVATIVES.
I sure ain't.
>>70874788
>It's completely natural
Nope. The natural purpose of genitals is for sex and creating babies. Nothing more than that.
>healthy
Not really. People can be addicted to sex. Look at our culture. Total degeneracy due to sexual addiction
>benefits
Correction: perceived benefit. I would argue that being a virtuous person is the greatest benefit of not masturbating.
>>70875505
>Is /pol/ even serious about helping to restore the family?
Can't restore the family until we can provide for a family. We need t
Trump for a wall and better trade deals
>>70877043
R A R E
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>>70874627
MY BODY MY CHOICE!
>>70881681
>Cruz refused to acknowledge that it was his superpac
It wasn't, you Trump cock gobbler. Anti-Trump pacs are a dime a dozen, and are not beholden to Cruz.
Which is besides the larger point of how this is the way Trump conducts himself on every occasion. As when he admitted in debate that he went negative on Cruz in Iowa merely for the fact that Cruz's poll numbers caught his. And all the while, Trumpfags at that time were repeated the narrative lie that Trump was only responding.
Passive aggressive little victimhood championing queens.
>he started it!
>>70882353
>Both political parties and the entire media hate Trump and call him the worst names imaginable, performing one of the largest smear campaigns in recent political history
>Hurr he's just playing the victim card
FUCK OFF SHILL. Nobody here is going to listen to ratboy or his ridiculous lies, or yours for that matter.
>>70874627
>Trump opposes the right to masturbate
Thank god he won't be the nominee.
>>70882052
>Can't restore the family until we can provide for a family.
You're voting Cruz again on this issue too, then, for the best overall plan to spark economic growth, see a rise in real wages, and in adding millions of new jobs, all without blowing up deficits or the debt by having the most revenue neutral tax proposal.
>televangelist candidate that eats boogers and wants to ban dildos
>popular on pol
choose only one
>>70877936
>appearances
>>70880022
>more appearances
Then again my characterization of Trump being the huckstering (for all the times Trump rallies are done on television or stream) televangelist preacher (that nobody likes, incidentally, to bring in favorability ratings) is properly sourced.
>>70883675
Shoo shoo rat shill.
>>70874627
You can support the government getting between a consumer and a seller. But then you must accept that in any industry anywhere.
Using a sex toy might be immoral, but isn't using violence against your neighbor a worse 'sin'?
>>70880980
Valid point, but I should think all the (admittedly small contingent of) conservatives on /pol/ are with Cruz already. The conservatives who are still with Trump are hobbling around on their canes somewhere and don't commonly frequent places like /pol/ or twitter, and as such have no conception of the feelings of contempt and loathing Trump's other supporters have for them.
I mean, look at how often his supporters here wish to match up Trump with Jim Webb as his VP.
>>70883137
Trump's creates more jobs
>>70881211
>a thousand different useless polls say a thousand different things.
No, they all generally agree that Trump will have his hat handed to him, and that Cruz is very competitive. This reality holds on the state level as well.
>>70883137
Out of all the candidates... they use a 20 yr old picture of hillary. I'm so annoyed with you shills and bills slam pig right now.
>>70874911
>>70875505
>>70876157
>>70876767
>>70877446
>>70877817
>>70880015
>>70880980
>>70881465
>>70881998
>$1.00 has been added to your account.
A new advanced type of shill has been manufactured from retarddit recently and i wanted to stop and take a knee to talk about this particular tactic within this tsunami wave of shilling because this anon here has seemed to stray little from the guidelines lest exposing himself in his textbook examplory nature of this new and likelymost subversive tactic we've faced yet and it is right here at home for all of us to see.
It pretends to have /pol/ish views but by thinking only in absolutes and yelling buzzwords at every (you) it recieves.
Its goal is simple and clear.
Disrupt /pol/, get them infighting over shit as dumb as masturbation habits. Pretend to be them, be such a fascist absolutist that even the most redpilled are turned off from the /pol/ they thought they understood. Push for beleif of only the wildest and strung out conspiracy theories.
This is a mass movement of shills designed to discredit /pol/ before we affect any more newfriends.
Remember /pol/ this type of shilling is FUNDED and WILL NOT STOP until he is banished to hell. Do not let up. Do not give in, this is the same /pol/ you always knew, expect there are faggots who lurk here for the sole purpose of RUINING IT with SHILLING. Dont ever stop meming boys, this new intensity is proof that our movement is WORKING.
This has been a 4chan /pol/blic service announcement.
>>70874627
Wait. How is prohibiting selling but not using contradictory? Is the logic that anything that happens in private is legal? Because, shit, if that's the case, I just found how to sell drugs, guns, and other stuff legally.
>>70885102
this
>>70877043
good post tbqh
>>70884721
>Trump's creates more jobs
Cruz won't even let you give yourself a hand job...
>>70884721
Marginally better in that one field alone. The combined effect of all the fields favor Cruz, though. And most importantly it accomplishes its goal without blowing up the debt. To which can be added the benefit of cuts in government as Cruz also said he'd do and suddenly we have positive economic growth an possible budget surplusses (depending on how much goes to repairing the damage Obama's governance has inflicted on the military).
>>70885102
this honestly
>>70884721
Negligible compared to the following metrics:
>10-year GDP growth: Cruz 13.9%, Trump 11.5%
>10-year capital investment growth: Cruz 43.9%, Trump 29%
>10-year wage rate growth: Cruz 12.2%, Trump 6.5%
Under Cruz's plans, investments, GDP, and wages will grow substantially more than under Trump's. The difference in jobs is small comparatively 5.3 million to 4.9 million. The overall economy will be orders of magnitude healthier despite having a projected 400k fewer jobs.
Also, speaking of the health of the economy, it's worth noting what Trump's plans do to the deficit:
>10-year static revenue estimate: NEGATIVE 11.9 TRILLION
>10-year dynamic revenue estimate: NEGATIVE 10.1 TRILLION
Talk about fucking ballooning the deficits. How the fuck does he plan on making up for close to 12 trillion in lost revenue? Now look at what Cruz accomplishes with only a 3 trillion dollar deficit (and if you look at dynamic, which incorporates growth and other factors, only a 700 billion dollar deficit.
Pound for pound, Cruz's outcomes are so much fucking stronger.
>>70875505
>>70874911
>>70876767
>>70877446
>>70877817
>>70880015
>be cruz cuck
>want big brother to tell you that you can't whack your wiener
>applaud as a 70 year old man in a wheelchair gets kicked by cops for jerking it to the memory of his late wife
>orgasm when cruz quotes proverbs then promptly get arrested for having pleasure
I bet none of you people even supported Ron Paul.
>>70885299
ba-dum dum
>>70874627
God bless crazy ass fundamentalists like Cruz. Someone should ask him if he still feels the government has the authority to stop people from masturbating, I'd love to hear exactly how he plans on implementing such a policy.
>>70885102
if no one knows what a concern troll is, look it up
they can be defeated by finding something that contradicts their false concern
for example ron paul would not give a shit about making masturbation illegal, and OP would turn into rumplestiltskin trying to spin that one
>>70886165
>should ask him if he still feels the government has the authority to stop people from masturbating
Maybe you should actually read things instead of talking out your ass? Here, I'll even highlight it for you to make it easier:
>(from the OP image):
>Cruz's main argument rested on the... ...position that while the government couldn't prohibit private citizens from using dildos, it could prohibit people from selling them.
The point is to prioritize distributors. To after the people who are most responsible for the problem. It's the same reason why we prioritize going after drug kingpins/dealers instead of users, and why we prioritize going after pimps/johns instead of the prostitutes who they prey on.
>>70885102
>inb4 they call you a conspiracy theorist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQl9H-gi9NE
http://www.zengardner.com/61042-2/
https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
https://publicintelligence.net/restricted-u-s-army-psyops-manual/
>>70885430
>substantially more
weasel words
This doesn't get reposted nearly enough. I'm only one man, I can only post it so much. Now that /pol/ is completely overrun by shills, it's up to you guys if you want to save it.
>>70885102
Bravo good man
Sage this fuckthread
>>70886468
>for example ron paul would not give a shit about making masturbation illegal, and OP would turn into rumplestiltskin trying to spin that one
What gives you the impression that I'm some faggot libertarian Paul supporter? Are you people all new to elections/politics or something? Does the concept of a conservative evangelical seem this foreign to you?
I supported Huckabee in '08 (as most evangelicals did), in case your head is still spinning with confusion.
>>70886488
>it could prohibit people from selling them.
hey. ron paul would not argue this
do you know the difference between saying you should not do something, and saying you CAN'T do something
because thats the difference between ted cruz and ron paul
and that is difference between you and /pol/
now shoo
>>70886957
and what gives you the impression that /pol/ is not for ron paul
>>70886764
The numbers are right in front of your eyes in that chart. If you don't like my using the word "substantial", then look directly at the numbers instead.
Cruz's numbers outperform Trump's numbers on almost every metric in that chart. It's arithmetic. You don't get to have an opinion on that.
>>70885102
PREACH
>>70887003
>hey. ron paul would not argue this
Who the fuck cares what Ron Paul would argue? What does Ron Paul have to do with anything here?
I'll direct you to this previous post of mine:
>>70886957
Because Trump is running. He'd be /pol/ candidate if not for that one thing.
>inb4 memes, rato, Goldman Sachs stooge
>>70885102
>>70885208
>>70885400
>>70886558
>>70886765
This shill team all come into the thread at the exact same time to disrupt the conversation and forum slide, but somehow I'm the paid shill.
Get rekt, faggots. We're talking about shit you don't like and we'll continue doing it.
>>70887697
> We're talking about shit you don't like
Looks more like people are heckling you without being even slightly interested in what you've got to say, really.
>>70887697
>hurr durr hurr, I'm not the shill your the shill
Nicely shilled shill.
>>70881465
>>>70880966
>Then what metric are you and >>70880692 using to say that Cruz is unelectable and that Trump somehow magically is very electable?
Fuck off GOPe shill
>>70887772
>Looks more like people are heckling you without being even slightly interested in what you've got to say, really.
And they're well within their rights to do that. Unlike the tin-foil brigade, I don't mind people having a difference of opinion.
Trying to convince people to your side of things is part of the art of politics. I think I have a persuasive argument to make, so I'm going to make it. If some people aren't swayed, then so be it.
>>70887923
>hurr durr hurr, you're the shill cus I came in and called you a shill first
Nicely shilled shill.
>>70887772
Nah, we heard what he had to say. He sucks ratcock. I'm not hear to judge but that's pretty degenerate even for /pol/
>>70881793
He gets elected by being a broadly appealing conservative Republican (with the benefit of being a trustworthy one, not one merely donning the label for election purposes) who retains general election right leaning voters fantastically, because he's not actually pigeon holed as the one-issue candidate you see him as, and therefore doesn't have to do much work to get his base aligned and energized. All his resources can be focused on swing states and blue ones made vulnerable by the weakness of the most likely Dem opponent, Hillary, whose own base won't be nearly as energized as it would were Trump the nominee (the Dem camp had made the mistake of seeding the ground top run against Trump, which means they'll have to switch tactics in fundraising efforts, messaging, oppo research and such). That's where Cruz's ground game comes into play, in GOTV capacity, which many have remarked is favorably comparable to Obama's, of which it was modeled after.
>>70888084
>hurr durr hurr, you're the shill cus I came in and called you a shill first
Nicely shilled shill.
>>70874627
Cruz wants to put an end to the waifu age before it begins, therefore clearly he is a feminist, you wouldn't vote for a cultural marxist shill would you?
>>70887697
>>70888012
Victim complex prone Trumpfags think they should have their safe space. It's hilariously funny, considering how much /pol/ always used to mock such people.
Then again, considering how often the demographics around here change, they're likely not the same people who used to mock, and so may not entirely be guilty of (another) hypocrisy.
>>70888127
>broadly appealing conservative Republican
Citation? All of the polls show him doing horribly with just about every demographic group. Or do those polls not count for anything? So basically, you get to just say "broadly appealing" and everyone has to accept it as the gospel truth without any evidence to that fact?
>blue ones made vulnerable by the weakness of the most likely Dem opponent, Hillary
Which blue state do you foresee Hillary even have a chance of losing against Trump? Is this something you actually believe or is this more wishful thinking? Is New Jersey going for Trump? California? New York? Massachusetts? Which one? Try to be realistic, if that's even possible for you at this point.
For the record, I'm not deluded enough to think Cruz will compete in blue states. He will win traditionally swing state. That's the plan for victory for ANY Republican candidate. It's a bit amusing to see Trump fans pretend that Trump will somehow magically turn blue states red though.
>>70888441
Notice the lack of smiles.
>>70888590
Jesus Christ. I never knew Bernie was so cucked he campaigns for other candidates. That's clearly him on the bottom left though. Those rabid BLM bitches really did a number on him.
>>70888550
>>70888127
Disregard my post, I misread you as arguing that in favor of Trump.
>>70888271
>Anyone who doesn't like anime is a feminist, even though it's degenerate.
SJW's love anime. Alison Rapp just got fired from her job at Nintendo for being a pedophile and a prostitute. Her husband was a literal cuck. The biggest anime fans I've ever known have been SJW's.
Also, to back up that other anon's post, here is the argument for electability from the Cruz perspective:
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/433966/ted-cruz-stronger-donald-trump-against-hillary-clinton
If you don't find that a compelling argument, I don't know what to tell you. If you look at the demographics/polling when it comes to Trump, it's an emerging disaster.
>>70888012
>the tin-foil brigade
Here we have it. It has been confirmed that programs like this actually exist and have been used before. It's always the same format. Either a paid proxy team or one guy playing the devil's advocate by making 30+ comments in one thread. I'm pretty sure I argued with you before. You're either a lifeless NEET shilling for Cruz 24/7, or you're an actual paid agent.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO
>>70888815
>>70888815
righto. Only,
>For the record, I'm not deluded enough to think Cruz will compete in blue states. He will win traditionally swing state. That's the plan for victory for ANY Republican candidate
This is where I see it as well, but the point is that with his base secured Cruz would be on the offensive in light blue and purple states where Hillary's support isn't enthusiastic, forcing her to spend her money where she shouldn't have to.
>>70880015
Because we know better, baka.
El Rato speaks and act 100% like a Brazilian commie politician.
He's like Lula, but more scummy (If this is even possible).
>>70887948
Yours is not a valid metric.
>>70878554
A loan isn't a wife, dicksniffer.
>>70889029
What, I'm saying anyone who wants to put an end to sex robots is a feminist, jeez.
https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/
>>70890298
What if Ted Cruz's wife were employed by Burger King? Does it follow that Burger King would then control Ted Cruz?
Canadian
>>70890820
Nope
>>70874627
>We all agree that masturbation is degenerate behavior
.... what?
>>70874627
Don't bother. Trump supporters are all childless single men who masturbate to anime.
>>70890714
Good site. It's where one would discover that Cruz is the candidate with the most support from regular Americans.
>>70890764
She wasn't just employed, she had an executive position. If your wife was an executive at Goldman Sach's and you got fairly significant donations from Goldman Sachs, then it is a reasonable to be concerned about a conflict of interest.
>>70890847
yeah man hes a Canadian. I will be voting Trump
>>70890764
It would if Burger King gave Cruz a loan of 1 million dollars and Cruz coincidentally forgot to disclose it :^)
anime masturbation fan reporting in
only Trump!
>>70890899
>being this much of a degenerate
>>70890847
>Born in Canada
>Not a Canadian
Choose one
Not that it matters
>>70890820
Gave up his Canadian citizenship in 2013 to gain an American citizenship so he could run for POTUS,and look legit.He is Lyin' Ted.
>>70891210
>Spending all your time shit posting on a Taiwanese Cave Drawing board instead of building a better life for yourself and family
>Calling the kettle black
>>70890983
>She wasn't just employed, she had an executive position
Ok, so let's add you're wrinkle. Does it follow that Burger King would control Ted Cruz were Ted's wife an executive in the Burger King corporate structure?
>and you got fairly significant donations
Let's even admit that friends of Ted and his wife ponied up $69,000. Which is to be expected from other Burger King executive level folks one shares an office with on a daily basis, considering they think your husband would make a good president.
>a conflict of interest.
Should it follow that Cruz if elected president could take no action which might effect the larger economy that would have an impact on Burger King sales? How much more ridiculous can your premise get?
>>70891020
You may be voting Trump, but Cruz is not a Canadian, and has always been American. One thing doesn't have to do with the other.
>ITT people who never masturbated because their parents told them not to
>we agree
>we
There's no "we" faggot /pol/ is not a hive mind.
>>70874627
You realize that this website would be on the chopping block of degenerate sites to be purged right?
>>70891812
>/pol/ is not a hive mind
Explain Trumpism then.
>>70891091
Cruz got a loan (paid off at this point, of course) for the fact that he had assets and a good paying job. And the loan was hardly secret since Cruz talked about it all the time.
The things one thinks to hold against a guy...
>he has a job!
>he got a loan!
>he's christian!
>>70891575
whatever you say chief.
>Born in Canada
>>70891877
No one said anything about removing/purging websites. Nice strawman though, I guess?
>>70874627
kek, the Rat wants to ban masturbation. I hate him even more now. Thank God this cuck will never be president.
Meant >>70891360 for >>70890847
>>70874627
Because he's nothing more than a tool of the establishment at this point to prevent trump from attaining the number of delegates needed.
Yeb choked so now they have to praise Ted for however long t take to get to the convention and then they'll run someone else. He's a tool and he doesn't realize it.
>>70892035
So how do you intend to prevent masturbation if not going after pornography distributors? Or are you in favors for one of those non-laws that aren't enforced and do nothing but take legislative time and cause shit storms?
/pol/ is majority non-murder of whites, whereas the Cruz family assassinated JFK, and gave the world the zodiac killer.'
>>70889060
Fuck off RATO, and take your blood sacrifices with you
looking forward to the new masturbation tax. the state will be making money hand over fist
we could have elementary schools named after tube sites
>>70891360
>Gave up his Canadian citizenship in 2013
yes
>>70891360
>to gain an American citizenship
no
>and look legit
He's the real deal. You'd best come onto the cruz missile.
>>70888441
Are you fucking new here? /pol has never mocked those people. From the moment I started browsing /new/ and then /pol/ the board has always picked a specific candidate in an election cycle and stuck to it for the most part (until the chosen candidate lost like Ron Paul did). This time however /pol/ chose Trump and since he is winning more than /pol/'s usual choices you make it out to be like the trumpfags want a safe place to talk about trump. In actuality you are a very small minority on the board and seem to be butt blasted about that fact.
>>70891575
I don't view Cruz as a fellow American. I just don't get that feeling when I see him, you know? So I have to conclude that he is a Canadian. Or a Cuban. Doesn't matter, he's not a real American.
>>70892405
>cruz missile
Easy there Australia. Can't be too obvious.
>>70892181
topkek
>>70892290
Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman,
Anon you're on to somethin'!
>>70892405
>come onto the cruz missile
>not realizing how fucking gay I sound
>>70874627
Cocaine booger.
>>70874627
Cruz is a bigger degenerate and crook than Trump ever was
>>70892432
>/pol/ is one guy
And Ron Paul got flamed every single day, every single thread. This safe space mentality that's more a thing of this cycle is more reflective of the eight years that have come and gone since. As to myself, the very fact that I'm in the minority (the vocal minority, as opposed to the vocal plurality; plenty of /leftypol/ types and don't carefags or self-involved foreigners combined with republican voters not voting Trump likely outnumbers Trumpfags of this board by a good margin, which is to say nothing of other subboard where Trump is collectively despised) and am still happily plugging away pretty much by itself proves that I'm farthest thing from butt blasted. If I were, I'd want to head off to my safe space, by the modern ethic.
Also remember that /pol/ never picks winners.
>>70890764
Burgerking doesn't have its tentacles in politicians all over the world. Goldman Sachs does.
>Remember Hank Paulson? Former Goldman Sach CEO.
>Know who Mario Draghi is? Former Goldman Sachs.
>John Corzine? Former Goldmenite.
>Rahm Emanuel? Former Goldmenite as well.
>Malcum Turnbull? He once worked for the Vampire Squid too.
And that is just a very, very small portion of the list of people who are or have been in positions of power who worked for Goldman Sachs. They are dirty as fuck.
>>70874674
>religious extremist
allowing the constitution is now extreme,fuck you, fuck me , get me out of here
>>70874627
everyone is too retarded to not see through trump he thinks we are a democracy and he is doing a good job at creating a mob
>>70885225
>>70877238
cruz has said the same shit for over 10 years, trump just copies what he thinks people want to hear
>>70877420
he never said that though, cruz wants to remove all subsidies from business even remove it from farming and all energy gets the green light
The conservative review is a great place to go and get unbiased informed honest Conservative values and view points.
>>70874627
he was good in the beginning but the race has taken a toll on him and hes not the guy he used to be as a person and as a politician.
>>70894383
I wonder who runs the Conservative Review? What a great and honest man who would never lie!
>>70880750
>And you say Trump is the secret liberal?
>the government will pay for it, a different system than obama care
yes thats socialism
He's a filthy liar just trying to line his own pockets
>>70894434
Are you referring to that fake war hero, John McCain?
>>70894037
I don't think we have anything to worry about from the former vice-president of wealth management division of the Houston branch of Goldman Sachs who isn't running for president after all but is merely the spouse of a candidate, ya think?
>>70894679
If there were real justice, a lot of Goldmanites would be in prison right now and the company would now be defunct. Protecting the Vampire Squid is protecting his wife. Anything that willingly ties itself to the Squid should be wiped off the face of the earth.
>>70894383
>>70894434
babbys first satire?
>>70894383
>>70894434
>(((((Conservative Review))))) dictating who is a True Conservative™
tell me why I should care?
this is a cruz board, all the trump people are from reddit
>>70894265
Wants to ban masturbation.
How in the fuck is this not unconstitutional anon?
>>70895234
Well, if you're a conservative you might care. Since people on /pol/ have taken a liking to the liberal trend of thinking "conservatism" is something "icky" and having "cooties", you can go right ahead and be the faggot you want to be.
>>70895766
>Wants to ban... the selling and distribution of sex toys and devices by retailers in the state of Texas in an effort to protect public morals.
Try to keep up. It isn't that difficult to understand. You don't need to keep making strawmen out of this and imagining Ted Cruz breaking into your home to stop you from masturbating like some kind of modern-day gestapo.
>>70895234
Well it certainly isn't Trump, obviously. The anon must have only just learned that some review site out there was aware of this, and is seeking to delegitimize it . . . to people who don't care about conservatism anyway.
>>70893897
>subboard
gb2 r/conservative
>>70894315
>cruz has said the same shit for over 10 years
>implying
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/28/ted-cruz-s-flat-out-lie-on-immigration.html
>>70897235
>implying
I'll take "What is a poison pill?" for 500, Alex.
Don't believe it? Then why did Senator Jeff Sessions, the most anti-amnesty senator, admit as much and defend Cruz on that point?
This is how politics works. Something you don't like is about to be passed. You use your leverage as a Senator to shove in an amendment that is designed to get people to fight and bicker and dig in. That amendment is toxic as fuck and now both sides can't come to an agreement on the bill. The bill is then effectively scuttled, having the desire you wanted all along: not allowing the bill to pass.
The big boys are playing politics and the kids on /pol/ don't fucking know any better. Again: ask yourself why Jeff Sessions congratulated Cruz on that effort and basically gave Cruz all the credit for the amnesty/gang of eight bill FAILING in congress.
Poison. Fucking. Pill.
This is the kind of gamesmanship and desire to win at all costs on conservative issues that we need in this country. Cruz single-handedly destroyed any chance for amnesty in this country. That's a fucking warrior, son. Pay your respects.
>>70896806
Why would it make any sense at all to ban sex toys and devices?
>protect public morals
How? I demand an explanation.
This makes it clear that Ted Cruz is into some kind of degenerate behavior. If I had to guess, I would say he's a compulsive masturbator. Just like how all those anti-gay republicans always get caught fucking guys in bathrooms, nobody cares this much about something like this without it being overcompensation.
>>70898365
>hurr if you're anti-gay you must be a closet faggot
Oh look, more "conservatives" here on /pol/ who buy into that liberal bullshit designed to immediately invalidate any reasonable stances against homosexual "rights" and behaviors that are degenerate and completely antithetical to a successful society.
You're like one step removed at this point from shouting "BLACK LIVES MATTER" and "YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE".
>>70897776
He's an opportunist. He doesn't have any real convictions or integrity. He might want to build a wall or do something about trade today, but maybe not anymore when he's the nominee. He's also a loser.
http://realclearpolitics.com/articles/2016/04/10/ted_cruz_unlikely_gop_savior_130235.html
https://salon.com/2016/04/01/ted_cruz_is_no_savior_sorry_republicans_youre_probably_still_screwed_and_stuck_with_trump/
http://uk.businessinsider.com/ted-cruz-wins-wisconsin-trump-what-it-means-2016-4
https://washingtonpost.com/opinions/would-cruz-just-be-a-less-embarrassing-loser/2016/04/06.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/11/us/politics/paul-ryan-a-mirage-candidate-wages-a-parallel-campaign.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpHTFJO4mE
http://realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_cruz_vs_clinton-4034.html
I am now a #Hilldog.
