FUCK

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So I've just be informed by a few of my colleagues that they are 100% sure:
Euro will crash April 18th.

You'll be safe if:
-You live in rural areas
-You have stocked up food for atleast 3 months (recovery won't happen until 3 months in)

The USD, CDN, and RUS will not be hit severely due to their lack of necessity on International Goods but you will see the effects rising.
May 1st is when the USD will be the lowest, at 39 cents of it's current value. It is estimated it will recover within the months time to around 79 cents, but that is still severe.

Prepare.