GUISE GUISE
WALL STREET
GUISE GUISE
MY COUSIN'S UNCLE'S NEPHEW'S BABYSITTER
GUISE
GOLD AND GUNS
GUISE
SELL YO WIFE
SELL YO KIDS
>>70831160
The economy is crashing all over the place
STOCK UP ON FOOD AND AMMO
FOOD
AND
AMMO
>>70831160
SELLING LOOS AS WE SPEAK
JUST PUT IN 1000 RS. ON STREETS
>>70831160
sheeeeit nigga
>>70831160
sauce on the firearm, please
>>70831160
>SELL YO WIFE
>SELL YO KIDS
Kek
I've been investing since I was 18 years old. I'm a 56 year old man on a Wednesday morning. I work on Wall St, maybe you've heard of it? I have a portfolio that is 8 cubits long when you write it all out, and I've got so many zeros in my bank accounts (yes, that's plural) that I've lost track. Money is literally nothing to me. That's wealth, my friends.
Why am I not working, you ask? well kid, when you get this rich sometimes the work works for you. Get it? Probably not, but whatever.
Anyway here's the deal. Shit's going down. All the financials. All the non-profits. They're all going down and most are going to be bankrupt. It's time to listen to me. I've worked with the most advanced algorithms known to man. They were designed in a joint partnership between my firm and IBM. They run all day, everyday, on computers more powerful than those that can play chess. Trust me, this isn't child's play.
So, you're probably looking up at the screen with tears in your eyes, aren't you, kid? You probably want to know what you can do to prepare yourself. Well, listen up, kiddo. Buy Chinese gold and bury it. Buy rare earth metals and stuff them under your mattress. Invest in mobile apps and withdraw as much money from your banking accounts as you possibly can. In the New World cash will rule everything around you. You're gonna need envelopes. Buy water. A lot of water. Store it in drums and distill it. Food will not be a concern but water definitely will be, and you need to prepare accordingly.
So, why tell you all this? Why take a break from my busy day to share this knowledge with anonymous posters on an anonymous image board? Well, I just care. I lay awake thinking of each one of you and the pain that is about to befall you. If I can convince even one of you to prepare for the madness that is to come, I'll sleep easier. Don't do it for yourselves then, do it for me. Trust me. You don't want to get caught with your pants down on this one, kid.
>>70832521
>economy is crashing
>all that will matter is the now worthless dollar
Guys what's the name of the firearm that that chink porice oficer is holding ?
>>70832733
Literally fuck off, you paid-contrarian. Enjoy your textbooks, they'll keep you warm for, oh, about 3 hours.
We'll see who's right when it comes crashing down. I'll be laughing with my fruit-farm while you faggots crisp up on my electric fences. Fuckin rat-eaters, you'll see.
>>70831561
Thanks, India. I didn't need those sides anyway.
>>70832379
>>70832928
looks like some cheap soviet smg
>>70831160
THE END IS NOW
>>70833333
>>70831561
Indians actually have a good sense of humor about their stereotypes unlike literally everyone else
>>70833119
Looks 9mm stuff
>>70831561
>>70831160
Hoarding copper cables and iron as we speak.
Is this a troll thread??
>>70834325
Iron is only going to be valuable in pill form. I hope that's what you're referring to. Raw iron is useless.
![article-2661688-1EE263F700000578-99_634x354[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T9b57HZ.jpg "article-2661688-1EE263F700000578-99_634x354[1].jpg")
>>70834505
>not stealing railroad tracks
>>70831160
What the hell is that tiny little gun?
>>70834631
will I get in trouble with the police if I kick a gyppo's face in Romania
>>70834681
If they're stealing iron and you stop them, you'll literally become a national folk hero, a la John Henry.
>>70834681
You will get Romanian nationality.
>>70834681
50 years of prison for such vile crime, and if you are lucky!
TURN ON CBS
>>70833003
I'll just avoid the fence, come shoot you in the face. Thanks for gathering all that shit for me anon, gonna need it.
>>70834834
killing gypsies happened all the time during communist rule despite the forced "integration" these shitskins received, and happened during the 1990s before the european cuckmission forced romania to punish "race crimes" and give all gyppos citizenship
>moldovan from iasi kills 24 gypsies with his track as revenge for home burglary and murder of his family
http://adevarul.ro/locale/iasi/povestea-soferului-ucis-24-tigani-camion-securitatea-dosit-macelul-frica-conflictelor-interetnice-1_557059e1cfbe376e35eb7eb3/index.html
>>70834996
>track
truck
>>70834895
I can get one anyway :^)
>>70834992
>avoiding a 15 foot, double layered, 1300 trillo-watt weaponized electric razor-fence that surrounds my entire compound
Yeah, you ahead and try that, kid.
>>70832521
I'm going to pretend that this isn't b8, m8.
Where do you expect the initial crack up to start then? Stocks, bonds, OTC derivatives? What sectors?
>>70831160
Its already too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRGvnEgu0ng&feature=youtu.be
>>70835431
First stocks will fall.
Second, banks will fall.
Third, credit cards will become useless.
Fourth.
Well, around Wall St, there's a saying we have. And it goes "There is no number 4." I think that's particularly relevant in this situation.
>>70831160
HOL UP
>>70831160
The fuck kind of gun is that? It looks like a cross between an MP44 and a AK.
>>70835628
>*Jumps out Wall Street window*
>>70835604
You're taking this role play too far
>>70837631
Yeah, funny thing about that is, I don't fuckin play around. I'm not a kid, buddy. I don't have time for games.
>>70835805
I am 99% sure its a mat49, french smg made after ww2, even up to the vietnam war it was one of the best smgs, good range, grouping and recoil, only down side is that its fairly heavy for a smg
