IF you are still here, just to show you, here is only SOME of the swag clockboy got for a felony bomb hoax.
I have no issue with helping you milk free shit from a bunch f pusst tech companies. IF you are serious, let me know and we can set up anonymous emails over Tor and I'll tell you exactly how to play this to get free shit for yourself and your students.
t. San Marinofag willing to help SomaliaFag gets monies from big, nu-male tech companies..
look at just SOME o fthe shit clock boy got...for something everyone knew was a scam...you could get so much more mate if you played your cards right....you start on FB, contact some media sites and get them to pick up story ("devoted Somalian teacher desperate for tech equipment to teach his students..")
And I don't even want anything from you, just would do it fo rthe Lulz to see how much we could take in total from liberal American tech...
>>70782786
Hows life in sanmarino, btw?
>>70783248
>Hows life in sanmarino, btw?
Not bad. Born here, but went to uni in UK, so really just came back after a few months traveling around...
In past week, have finally got my internet properly set up, so still sort of getting used to life here.
But shit, thank god we have the laws we do that keep us from being overrun by armies of shitskins...
>>70783519
>But shit, thank god we have the laws we do that keep us from being overrun by armies of shitskins...
So you have laws against immgration? Cool
Your country is small, do people know everybody 'cuz he's a friend of my niece's husband'?
>>70783069
>bump
Russianbro, do you think the Somali we were talkin gto was the real one we've had here past few days?
If he'd take our instructions and do just a few basic, easy things he could literally be swimming in free gibsme if he played it right. And I'm willing to help him for free over a Tor address, and it would be so easy if he played social media/Mainsream media in the correct way.
A fucking TEACHER in somalia? HE could have free laptops for his entire class, at least a few free Occ rifts, a free 3D printer... he just needs to learn a bit about astonomy and talk about how he wants to "expand his students minds to the winders of the universe" by using these wonderful new technologies and learn a bit about the Hubble Telescope website.
He has a golden chance here, I hope he takes us up on it, bc will be hysterical to se him in a "clockboy" type photo with all his free shit we managed to help get for him from microsoft and jeeggle...
>>70782786
clockboy was sudanese
somalis are dark niggas
bumping for interest. Also 'cause I really wanna see what kinda video you guys come up with.
>>70783839
>our country is small, do people know everybody 'cuz he's a friend of my niece's husband'?
>>70783839
Yeah, a lot of that, but like everywhere else usually goes my class. People in the capital def. all know one another. HAve spent time in Malta, it's kinda similar to there only with fewer people.
And we really don't get THAT many tourists. Official language is Italian and while most people have a basic grasp, much more common to hear upper class speaking English/German.
>>70784030
>somalis are dark niggas
All the better for our PR campaign my friend.
>>70783963
I think hes real. Clockboy got evrything inspite of being a fraud, sombro isnt fraud so hell certainly get freeshit. We can even ask him to put som pol memes in his speech
see >>70780404
>>70782786
Pretty fucking rare there.
>>70784147
German? Why german?
>>70784124
>really wanna see what kinda video you guys come up with.
We can't do much until he provides us with the raw material-- pictures, video, whatever.
Then we post on Microsoft's FB/Google's FB, etc.. We have to give him the script. I like the "astronomy" idea, that he is an astronomy buff and trying to share his passion with his students.
In th eprocess, we could probably get him ac ool telescope thrown in from one of those companies, but that will be a bit harder bc they aren't making big monies these days.
But the google.M-soft are 100%, we could get he and his kids free laptops, tablets, and occ rifts.
>>70784404
>German? Why german?
We are in North, close to Austrian border.
>>70784030
you would know, Philadelphian.
>>70784515
aah, got it
>>70784515
Is it hard to immigrate to San Marino?
>tfw you will never scam gullible nu-males and feel good slacktivists with San Marino bro
>>70784280
>think hes real. Clockboy got evrything inspite of being a fraud, sombro isnt fraud so hell certainly get freeshit. We can even ask him to put som pol memes in his speech
>see
I know mate, that's the thing. This guy is (apparently) real, he's a teacher in somalia. He's certainly a lot more entitled to gibse me than clockboy, who literally brought a hoax bomb to school.
We could easily get all this dude's students cool laptops, get him a 3D printer, at least a few Occ rifts, etc...
Also pretty sure we can ge tthe leredditors to set him up a "gofundme" to buy even more shit for his classroom.
Will be fun to see just how much totaly we can get. But, if he's real, he has to give us the pictures and the info and tell us if he can send actual postal mail from there.
We could make this big. For all the faggoty claims of lereddit, all they do is hand all their cash over to a communist Jew. We could potentially help little savages get cool stuff so they stay there and don't head for Europe.
>>70784891
>Germans don't know how badly they're being scammed.
>>70782786
They will just send raspberry pis and those one laptop per child things.
>tfw pol/acks are genuinely interested in people from other cultures, altho they disapprove of immigration and racemixing
>tfw libruls and sjws only use them to satisfy their hatred for white peole
I hope somalibro will show up soon. I have some more questions for him...
>>70784817
>Is it hard to immigrate to San Marino?
Basically impossible. To be a citizen, you have to have all 4 of your grandparents born here. We have the sort of system that the rest of Europe SHOULD have.
>>70782786
Did he ever deliver on the picture of his bangmaid?
>>70784636
not really any somalis here but yes i do know my dark niggas
>>70784187
ok, i like the idea but it might be hard to force a random third worlder in their own milieu into the limelight in the same manner the clock boy fraud unfolded, but yeah you could probably turn it into a feel good campaign to get aspiring silicon valley startups to donate shit
>>70785121
I approve of the sun staying far away and sustaining life on earth, but I don't want it to come any closer, that'd be bad for me and everyone else.
>>70785023
>he's a teacher in somalia.
oh shit really? we had another somalibro a few weeks ago but he was a pirate... that's funny as fuck if we have more than one somali floating around here
>>70785181
Practice your Somali first.
>>70785031
I'm not even German bro, I don't think there are any real Germans under German flag anymore. I'm eastern euro and I actually have to work here
>>70785322
Hey I keep seeing you around in threads. Where are you located?
>>70785115
>They will just send raspberry pis and those one laptop per child things.
Not if we manage to make it big enough and generate enough sympathy. "Thi s hard-working teacher struggles to reach the eager minds of his children, but unfortunately just doesn't have the resources. He is a passionate astronomer, and wants to inspire his students to share his passion...unfortunately, he just doesn't have the proper equipment. HE has started a fund drive in his village, where his students wash cars, offer to do chores, odd jobs, to raise funds for their educatons...but in a region as poor as this, the funds just are not there..."
We put in on MS.JEwggle FB page, make it go viral.
>>70785322
He said he was a pirate
>>70785258
glad you caught that, Ohio was the state the somalis went to (thanks, John Kucksich)
>>70785325
Have only one example
>>70785479
im sure we can launch a twitter and facebook campaign
>>70785536
I've done similar shit, I know how to pull the right heartstrings. I can do almost entire ting on my own for him, but what I cannot produce are the pictures, maybe a short video (that doesn't make it too obvious it's a begging video).
Remember, these are poor, young children who just want to learn like the Western children who have White privilege...
And then once we make it work, hopefully we get the kids laptops on then somalibro can use the Occ-rift for 3D porn and use the #D printer to make sex toys to use on his maid/whore.
The fun part would be just seeing how much we could milk.
>>70785800
Start with the Ooga Booga Boos, just like English's ABCs.
>>70785800
>bix nood
>ayo hol up
>actual Somalian words
>>70785479
Needs more Nigerian schoolgirls. This will need to be hashtag meme tier. Microsoft won't give all that shit out unless there are PR payouts. They only seem to be so progressive, in reality it's just what they exploit. They don't care about who actually needs it.
Somali bro will be provided by kek, but only if you post "Honk Honk, wake up somalia" in this thread.
>>70785871
I think that somali guy was just a troll. Others in this thread are saying that he previously said he is a pirate and the chances that there are two of them (one a fucking teacher and the other a porate) are very slim. At least we (and he) had our fun.
Saw this joked about in the last thread and I thought it needed to happen. Based somalibro needs free shit. But I'm not so sure he will want to play along with this.
>>70786138
He provided several pics. One was time-stamped.
>>70782786
>Euroean begs untermensch for receiving his help in a fraud
and I thought Jake Rapp was king of cucks
Kill all Somalians
>>70786138
he provided proofs, he probably went to bed. You should too, maybe find a nice bunker to hunker down in?
BTW, this is cool if you have never seen. Some dumb slit teaching Somali kids to avoid mines got kidnapped. Seal Team 6 parachuted in from 40,000 feet w. oxygen, killed jigs and rescued dumb girl and her dane coworker
>You will never be on Seal team 6 and parachute in, kill jigs and rescue wite wimmenz
>Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqMjK85tfc
>>70786138
The pirate shit is was probably a joke, I didn't see that one though.
>>70786138
maybe it was a joke, i dunno, maybe he was a pirate fo real. Its fukken Somalia, being pirate is not an unusual thing there
>>70786088
Honk Honk, wake up somalia
>>70786362
It's not even fraud tho
>>70786362
It's kind of a good cause though.. I mean it is certainly more legitimate than many of the things Americans give money to.
>>70784636
THREE
FUCKING
LEAVES
>this is now an extra flags thread
>>70786138
>I think that somali guy was just a troll. Others in this thread are saying that he previously said he is a pirate and the chances that there are two of them (one a fucking teacher and the other a porate) are very slim. At least we (and he) had our fun.
Nah, he posted time stamp in his village with local time, in front of his class and "pol are faggots" or something. Was kinda funny. He's legit.
MAy tell tales about "being a pirate," but his is a real teacher.
>>70786434
are you proxy?
>>70786577
commie
>>70782786
He might be on tomorrow, I think it's ~3:30AM in Mogadishu right now.
>>70782786
HEY EVERYBODY IT'S DAN MARINO
>>70786577
>A FUCKING BEAR
>>70786577
dont fuck up in june
>>70786596
>are you proxy?
mate have already answered this 10 times, pretty sure in this thread (just checked, YES, HAVE ANSWERED IN THIS THREAD).
Fucking learn to read dude.
>>70782786
Where's Sweden when you need it?
>>70785800
fucking kek
Definitely a group or a few mudslimes using 4chan to try and get free shit
Unless he posts a timestamp from the front of a full class, he's a day and so are you, if you're not him.
>>70787063
That picture should have all the swedes being stabbed and the guy in the foreground still waving the tolerance flag
>>70786630
>HEY EVERYBODY IT'S DAN MARINO
that joke is not even lereddit level...not even DM comment level...it's corky, downs syndrome level.
Anyone watching the video of the SEALs who parachuted in and smoked the 7 somalis? PRetty cool tbqh. God, I hate myself for never even trying out to be a seal when I was younger and fit enough to at least pass the physical...
>>70787212
Did you even look at the picture? That's literally what's going on. The left guy was shot, the right guy was beaten over the head, and the middle guy is about to be stabbed.
>>70787110
He has done it previously. I haven't saved the picture but the guy is legit.
Somalis are white.
>>70782786
You guys summoned him earlier.Let him sleep.
>>70787110
>he's a day and so are you, if you're not him.
what's a "day?" Some new, edgy lingo I'm not familiar with?
Also, did you read last thread? Why the fuck would I be...no, as you say dude. In fact, evey post in this thread is me.
I'm not a somali, but I'm advising a somali dude in how to milk us nu-male tech companies for free shit? You figured it all out. and I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling kids!
>>70787365
kek
Somali bro prolly got shot already.
>>70787365
>Somalis are white.
I o nly have a problem with niggers when they are in Europa. In their own lands, they are fine. Hell, if I can help them milk free shit from jewish-owned Western companies to encourage them to remain there, I will.
MY problem with niggers only begins when they cross into mother Europa;
>>70787642
Says the person whos country is way more violent than somolia
I'm bumping for you, San Marinbro.
I really like what you're doing for Somaliabro.
Also, I didn't know your country existed until today. That's why I'm working 3 jobs to put my kids through a private school so they aren't as ignorant bastards as me.
And census reports show your country is Mudslime free. Totally jealous.
>>70787110
>>70787546
Da guy seems legit, look at the pic >>70786474
He also misused and misunderstood english peculiarly.
Btw, sanmarino guy was in former thread
>>70787750
What's your view on colored tourists? Not the darkies that come and stay, just the ones that come visit, spend some money, and return?
>>70787752
Only a burger could belive that. You'd get your ass mugged as soon as you land on somalia, in mexico at least you have safe spaces made by gringos themselves.
>>70787365
As white as Argentina
>>70787923
Plus you have the top minds working on solving the crime issues.
>>70787760
>Also, I didn't know your country existed until today
Most people don't know we exist dude. We're only independent bc we hid the people trying to unify Italy, and in return, as a favor, asked not to be integrated into a united Italy when it was formed, and we got what we asked.
It's really nice bc the history of out gvt goes back 1700 years. Crime free, immigrant free, and only country in europa that properly enforces citizenship laws.
It's a really cool thing to have been born here, took me a while to realize that.
>>70787063
Didnt you hear? The Swedish government recently made internet use in cucksheds illegal.
>>70787365
>Somalis are white.
Caucasoid ≠white.
>>70783963
You idiots are trying to help this Somali become a cheat and liar? What the fuck is happening to /pol/. This is exactly what we hate. Also he supposedly has ties to pirates so he isn't good.
>>70787752
>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot
>Go to 7eleven
>Get shot
>Go to work
>Get shot
>"Uhhh..."
>Get shot
>Be president
>Get shot
>Be John Lennon
>Get shot
>Be hamerican
>Get shot
I'm pretty sure you guys get more shots than a white girl in Cancun.
>>70787063
Wherever Swedes go Somali's must follow.
>>70785415
pretty sure there's a lot of us but i'm actually lying about my flag, i live in drexel hill
>>70786474
the pirate guy was a few weeks ago he posted a pic of a bunch of goats hanging out indoors, i feel like his hand was darker than that but it might have just been because he took the picture at night
>>70787875
>What's your view on colored tourists? Not the darkies that come and stay, just the ones that come visit, spend some money, and return?
Really aren't many. Your typically saudi doesn't decide to fly here to go shopping when they could go to Paris, London, Milan, etc.. where they are more comfortable and don't stick out.
The relatively few tourists we get are Europeans, usually interested in some aspect of our history. And for the Chink/Japs, none of their friends would even know where "San Marino" was, so why bother coming here to take pics for Goybook?
It's a really tiny place, we have no beaches, and mountains only appeal to White people. It works out well for everyone.
>>70788012
>>70788208
mexicucks btfo once again
>>70788289
Close enough. I haven't seen any Philadelphia's around lately until I started seeing it a lot recently, so I assumed it was just you. I recently changed my flag from PA to Philadelphia as well since I'm actually in the city now.
>>70788183
>You idiots are trying to help this Somali become a cheat and liar
How are we helping him be a cheat? Assuming he is a teacher as he says, why shouldn't he get gisme from liberal Western tech companies if clockboy did for a felony bomb hoax?
He stays in his own country, why not keep him happy and keep it that way, and all the better why not do it at expense of the jew-owned media companies and use their own propaganda lines to help him get gibsme me?
IF he's a real teacher, why shouldn't he get free shit from these cuck companies?
>>70788761
he isn't just a non threat, he is a vital ally and comrade.
>>70787546
Fuck somalis, scummiest rat faced niggers in the world, and Muslim to boot. Fuck giving them shit. I would rather find some poor white enclave in South Africa and get them a bunch of shit. Say needy African children, don't show the white kids, just niglets in the publicity.
>>70788946
The white kids are at work.
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nah fuck non nationalists, they would fuck it all up again, Somalibro is worth a billion non nationalists.
>>70785181
Wow, didn't know they had internet in bunkers...
>>70789056
Send the computers to Orania. The persecuted and minority South Africans.
>>70782786
I can't handle this rarity.
Fucking San Marino. What next?
Mauritania or Bhutan?
Fuck this. My head is in the bin from rarity.
>>70788946
>Fuck somalis, scummiest rat faced niggers in the world, and Muslim to boot. Fuck giving them shit. I would rather find some poor white enclave in South Africa and get them a bunch of shit. Say needy African children, don't show the white kids, just niglets in the publicity.
And so would I, bu tlast time I checked, the Whites living in the squatter camps in South Africa don't have the right color skin, do they?
We can't change the entire social dynamic, but we can cost the Jew a few pennies here and there whenever possible, and in process give them incentive not to come to Europe.
It's a win/win.
>>70789317
But computers are racyst.
>>70790165
Some of you don't "Get" what's happening here. We're not turning into a lereddit hugbox that loves negroes.
We're saying--at least I'm saying-- I'd be more than willing to help a nigger in Somalia get free gibsme from faggoty Western tech companies bc he stays in his own nation and isn't rushing to destroy Europa.
If we can make him and the niglets he teaches see there is a benefit to being in Somalia, hopefully we keep them out of Europe.
If we keep even a few out, that's fewer White girls raped, fewer mongrels, fewer racemixing. I often say to my GF, had I been born 100 years earlier, I'd be a "liberal" in the sens eof being interested in other nations and cultures and wanting to explore them.
However, while we are in the midst of a genocide of our own people, we don't have that luxury.
>>70790225
>dollar sign
SOMALI BRO COME HOME
>>70788761
This is anonymous and he claimed to have worked with pirates. I don't think he's being 100% honest. Even so he should work to improve his own country instead of you bending over for him.
>>70785231
San Marino bro, is it at least possible to acquire permanent residence?
>>70788946
This. We should help the Afrikaners.
