Is it safe for a white guy to travel to Somaliland/North Somalia? You live there, right, somalibro?
What is the likelihood of being killed?
Do the locals speak at least some English? It is one of your official languages, after all.
What is the cost of living there per month?
Will the pirates tell cool pirate stories to a foreigner or will they kidnap him for ransom?
Is it possible for a foreigner to attend traditonal court of elders with customary law (xeer)?
I summon somalibro!
>>70769149
>What is the likelihood of being killed?
Inside a proxy? I would guess very high. You're probably going to die from suffocation.
>>70769403
What proxy? He is really from Somalia, he posted pics with timestamps.
>>70769625
That's nice. If they have internet and smartphones with cameras in somalia, then why the fucking fuck do they still insist on going to germany and sweden?
Where art thou, somalibro?
>>70769863
For gibsmedat of course, thats obvious
Went there for vacation with the wife and kids. Just don't eat anything you didn't see get killed. Everyone is nice. Just no money. The violence is a lie.
>>70769149
Why would you even want to go to Somalia?
>>70770079
What a horrible idea for a vacation...
>>70770079
>Hey, look kids, cannibals!
>>70770079
Thnx for advice.
>Just don't eat anything you didn't see get killed
ehhh, should I go to a slaughterhouse?
>>70770212
For adventures and pirate stories and also, being an ancap, I'm interested in xeer.
>>70770592
kek
>>70770079
Lucky your vacation didn't turn out to be a horror story. You're family could've been hostages or beheaded...
bump
Want adventure? Just go to Ukraine
>>70769149
I've attempted to summon him Ivan
>>70770978
He may be out raping though
Why the fuck would you go to Somalia?
>>70770965
WE WUZ CHINKS N SHIIEEEET
>>70771168
Thank you, britbro
>>70771276
see>>70770694
It's very safe to live in the north part of somalia, I see white foreigners all the time.
You won't get killed, just buy a gun and few grenades.
You will find many people who speak English and Somali visitors from abroad, mainly from UK or Sweden
500$ a month if you are single will make you live like a king.
Pirates have crazy interesting stories, one of best one I have heard and witnessed was the rivalry between to pirate captain's that got 150$ million in ransom money but the fought over the money before it got delivered and over 200 people died in that fued.
Yes you can attend 'em tribal meeting, usually the hold it in the streets under a huge tree, most of the meeting pertain to blood money payments.
>>70771155
wow triple dubs!
I actually have relatives in the warzone, so its totally possible
>>70770694
>being an ancap, I'm interested in xeer
nigga your post gave me cancer
they will rape you alive and give your body to the ants
also wh6y the fuck are you anarchocapitalist and not a glorious communist who would fight for the motherland
The main problem in Somali is (xeer), if you kill someone, you cannot do jail time as long as you pay 100 camels, if you don't the other tribe will kill the best, wealthiest or the smartest person in your tribe, they will usually not kill that person that did the killing but kill the brightest person from the other family tribe.
>>70771614
Thank you very much, somalibro!
What about malaria, AIDS and other epidemics?
Do you have modern medicine?
>>70771971
>Best, wealthiest, smartest people are routinely killed off
That explains waaaaaaaaay too much.
>>70769149
Yes, I've been there. Somalia is actually 3 countries in reality, Somaliland in the North is safe anywhere else though and you will almost certainly die unless travelling with armed guards in armoured vehicles. Seriously you will fucking die if you go to Mogadishu.
Hargeisa is pretty cool, surprisingly chilled, people are quite nice but poor as fuck and very conservative muslims. Prepare to have kids follow you around and throw rocks at you, it's not malicious they just want to get your attention.
Don't go into the countryside you will be eaten by lions (no joke)
>>70771971
>if you don't the other tribe will kill the best, wealthiest or the smartest person in your tribe
I think I found Africa's problem
>>70771971
We used to have a similar system before centralized governments
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weregild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feud#Blood_feuds.2FVendetta
>>70772243
thank you
One of uncles got killed recently, the elders had a (xeer) meeting, the other tribe agreed to pay the blood money of 100 camels (one camel is valued at 1000$ usd), they had appointed time to pay 'em camels, they paid 37 camels, and asked for time extension they said bad draught caused many camels to perish, we said fine, but by next time if you don't pay the rest we gonna dues vult, they know the drill, they agreed.
>>70772311
Chechens and Dagestanis and some other northcaucasians still have clans and vendetta
>>70771979
No Aids but malaria fuck yea... Get vaccinated before you make the trip.
>>70772594
what the fuck do you need a camel for anyway. you cant even feed yourselves.
>>70771614
>You won't get killed, just buy a gun and few grenades.
>grenades
in what situation would that be useful? I get the guns but grenades?
>>70769149
lol, ancap schizo, is that you?
>>70772619
Yea I read an article in national geography magazine about Georgia, I couldn't believe they had blood money and vendettas
>>70772732
Are you a real Somali, if so, how do you even get internet?
>>70771971
mate I have sort of a problem believing there's one guy who sits around, from Somalia, on here each night and it's always the same guy.
In last thread, how much did you say you made per month?
>>70772594
>One of uncles got killed recently
I'm sorry.
Why did they kill him?
>the elders had a (xeer) meeting, the other tribe agreed to pay the blood money of 100 camels (one camel is valued at 1000$ usd), they had appointed time to pay 'em camels, they paid 37 camels, and asked for time extension they said bad draught caused many camels to perish, we said fine, but by next time if you don't pay the rest we gonna dues vult, they know the drill, they agreed.
Thats very interesting (i probably will become a lawyer)
>>70772837
If you get ambushed or get bogged down, maybe you need to buy landmines to lay 'em down if happen to retreat, they only cost $70
>>70772994
rare?
also somali nigger, post proof of you actually living in Somalia
Is this a new roleplaying meme?
I cant actually believe that a black person from Somalia posts on /pol/...
>>70772994
RARE
>>70773108
>If you get ambushed or get bogged down, maybe you need to buy landmines to lay 'em down if happen to retreat, they only cost $70
come on, tell us how much you make each month and how much you said you paid your maid. If you are same guy, want to ask you questions bc seems like an interesting life.
>>70772953
We have Internet it's very decent connection, we get 15-20mbs during the nights, but slowed down to 2-3mbs during the day.
>>70769863
Internet speeds. You'd be surprised how slowly pages load when you have to send ants through bamboo instead of electricity through wire.
>>70773108
I saw a pirate with like 20toes on the news
Can white guys be pirate's?
>>70773108
If I need to buy gun, grenades and landmines for a vacation why would I ever go to your country for fun?
If you are American, and go to Somalia, you get what you deserve. It is just like this retard missionaries that go to North Korea. They straight up tell you "Do not come here or we will arrest you and jail you for life". There is nothing there for you, unless you like being abducted.
>>70773260
See >>70773241 they get hot during the day.
>>70773208
RARE
>>70773138
>RARE
Been on here a few times. Yes, only 60,000 people live here. Girabaldi respected our wish not to become part of Italy bc we let him hide here while they were after his head.
Even more exclusive citizenship than Monaco, can't buy in and have to have both parents born here.
>>70773135
He posted a shit tonne of time stamps last night, he seems legit
>>70773241
>We have Internet it's very decent connection, we get 15-20mbs during the nights, but slowed down to 2-3mbs during the day.
OK, that's basically same answer you gave last night. Do you rememeber whem the US rescued that branles American there teaching kids to avoid mines, jessica bunchanan?
Was it anywhere near you?
>>70772732
Thak you
>>70772930
All peoples had similar system, but then centralized government appears and clans and vendetta gradually disappears. Russians too had a system like that 900 ago.
>>70772845
I am sane. If you recognized me its probly false cause im a newfag
>>70772994
500$ a month, and yes I'm just like you, I spend as much time you spend on 4chans, locals here think it's weird but out at of all people you should understand the power of browsing the net.
>>70773389
Any niggers/sandniggers in San Marino? Also is faggotry allowed there? Please tell me it isn't
>>70772994
raaaaaAAAAARRREeeee
>>70769149
Why would it be safe for a white man to travel to africa? You know that place is full of niggers right?
>>70773389
That's the way things should be
>>70773389
"Girabaldi", that's an amerifag using proxies.
>>70773518
can you explain to us what are you doing in a white supremacists imageboard?
>inb4 pol is satire in Somalia
>>70773108
I said I make 500$ a month from teaching English. And I pay my maid 100$ a month, which is quite a lot, regular maids make 50$, but I look after mine I don't want her to be taken by these other rich motherfuckers, she's young and cute you know.
>>70773511
There is no vaccine for malaria. You will need to get a medication called doxycycline and take it everyday while you are there. I did that while I was in Afghanistan and I didn't catch malaria. Being Russian, I am certain you will be able to find some doxycycline if you look
>>70773672
>white supremacist
>nationalists
somalibro is our comrade.
>>70773507
rare!
>>70773767
you really need to post some proof nig
>>70773670
>Gary Baldy
Nice biscuits
>>70773297
Somalia isn't really the place for piracy anymore, the Niger River delta would be better. You could also go to the Gulf of Mexico and raid the slow moving drug subs or speed boats and turn the product around yourself
>>70773135
You from Greek.. Go pay your debt first and that's not a meme for you, it's the hard reality of life.
>>70769149
I spoke to a Somalian on the train once; he told me that it was common in Somalia to shoot someone for shits and gigs.
>>70773520
>Any niggers/sandniggers in San Marino? Also is faggotry allowed there? Please tell me it isn't
No, none of that here. Sodomy is technically "legal" but no marriage, no parading that shit out in public, etc...
Somalibro, do you live anywhere near where "blackhawk down" took place? Or Jessica buchanan? Ever seen American drones over you or that shit doesn't take place near you?
>>70773672
see >>70716631
>>70773518
So if come to pirates will they tell me stories or kidnap me?
Somalibro, can you post the pics of the bangable maid yet?
>>70773873
Somali bantz!
>>70773774
thanks, bro
>>70773670
>Girabaldi", that's an amerifag using proxies.
He's impt to your history, dickhead, not ours. We've technically been a republic since 325 when the monks built the monastery here.
>>70773873
I was gonna tell you why I disliked your people yesterday Adbi but the thread archived before I could reply
>>70773774
Is that the pills they give you a few weeks before deployment? They gave me fucked up dreams so I stopped taking them about a month in. Didn't get malaria with just the inoculation jab
>>70773297
Yes they can, but if are scarce to go out in the seas, they can commission the mission and provide the capital investment needed to purchase the boat and the guns and other supplies. When the ransom gets delivered the get the biggest slice of the pie.
>>70773873
>Go pay your debt first and that's not a meme for you, it's the hard reality of life.
Kek
>>70773299
Don't you Americas get turned on by guns and 2nd amendment
>>70769149
they are cannibals and they have right to kill white men... however you are the racist in any situation
>>70773507
No I don't know who those people are, we're in the south.. Southerners are evil fuck.. They are our nemesis.
>>70769149
>pic related
There's an English cunt who converted to Islam, then went to Somali to join a jihadi group.
He's got a 13 year old Somali wife.
>>70773873
>>70773930
holy fucking shit
how did you get educated bro?why arent you already in Sweden collecting welfare and raping white womyn?
>>70774011
Seriously, you are actually an italian speaker and you can't even spell garibaldi.
>not an italian speaker
>not an italian speaker
Pick one.
How do you feel about Somalians living abroad?
>>70774075
You literally sound like the fat kid from that episode of south park. "yes, come on White man, join our gang!"
There aren't many cases of piracy anymore bc ships have started paying armed, White security who shoot first and ask questions later.
>>70774025
If they were really small and told you to take them everyday then yes. Lots of our men would miss days all the time. You could probably get by with one a week. Or just get lucky and not catch it like you did
>>70774262
>No I don't know who those people are, we're in the south.. Southerners are evil fuck.. They are our nemesis.
Is the north Christian or muslim too?
I actually grew up in Somalia (dad was a manager in the only industry they ever had before they destroyed it)
It was actually really safe back then, I'd run away for days at a time and my parents would find me with local somali kids in the village
My mom could walk around the capital alone at night
I imagine it's a little different now the brutal dictator has gone
>>70773672
They just people like me, /pol/ is cool. With me as long as I'm not coming to their countries. Plus we share life experiences in different parts of world. It's a healthy discussion. /int/ are more racist then /pol/
>>70773108
Landmines?
LANDMINES?!
What the fuck?
Please answer, somalibro, if I come to pirates to listen stories, will they kidnap me? My family is not rich and i'm not an important person.
>>70773834
I have click on the links faggot
>>70769149
One less cac
>>70774432
>I actually grew up in Somalia (dad was a manager in the only industry they ever had before they destroyed it)
Know a few older people who grew up in South Africa before it went to hell, Kenya, or mozambique.
If blacks could just quit having so many kids and behave smei-human, on tourism alone they'd be a very wealthy place.
Now the era of Chinese colonial Africa is coming and not going to be fun.
>>70774368
Most of us stopped to be fair, the search team complained it made them drowsy and there was a rumour you could sell them for £15 a packet back in the UK (all got confiscated lol) but nobody came down with any illness. I think the tabs are more a precaution than a necessity, especially just for a few weeks holiday.
I have a large port wine stain birthmark that covers half of my face/neck. If I visit Africa, will witch doctors try to cut off my head to use in their potions? Will people suspect I am evil or magical?
Serious question
>>70774526
>Please answer, somalibro, if I come to pirates to listen stories, will they kidnap me
Jesus Christ Russian-- if reporters won't even go there to do stories, what do you think they'll do to you?
Usually Russians have some common sense.
>>70774559
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>>70773882
Coming over here with that mentality most likely he will get shot.
>>70774559
the link was posted after I asked you DOUBLE NIGGER
I want a Central African Republic or DR Congo poster to show up
>>70774432
Black or white?
>>70774469
Lol where you just trolling about getting the rape boat to Italy last night?
>>70774469
I had a Somali friend (he's dead now) and we bonded over being Nazi sympathisers and being brutally honest because no other English person would be as open about it. He even asked me my opinion as to why black people all over the world and doing so poorly. Funny how the actual decent people die.
>>70774799
Are there trustworthy bodyguard companies for hire for whites?
>>70774799
>Coming over here with that mentality most likely he will get shot.
could you take and upload more pictures? Just really curious what it looks like there when not filtered by the Jews who run the media.
Is your water as full of sharks as they say it is?
>>70773930
Ohh they love to tell their stories and remanise, they won't kidnap you, your not an oil tanker, you don't worth that much
>>70774785
I do have common sense, thats why i'm asking
I'm not rich, why should they kidnap me?
>>70769905
holy fuck that jacket looks so warm how they can wear that shit over there?
>>70774709
They are worth money because it is a powerful antibiotic. Back in 2008 or 2009 the price went up to like 1000 dollars a pill for a few days because of some bigpharm fuckery
>>70773955
Yea I will in my next thread. Tomorrow, the maid has gone home for the day, she's coming to make me breakfast in the morning
>>70774847
I refuse to believe the CAR has internet
>>70774782
In New Guniea they will. Its possible anywhere among savages man. Maybe Somalibro will answer
>>70775170
Don't ignore me you little bastard
>>70775050
Sweet! I'ma go to Somalia
Somali bro, what kind of beer is a available there? How much does it cost?
>>70775170
It better be of you banging her Somalibro
>>70774296
Scums, I hope they all get deported back so we can rob them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5xdgYLuFCk&nohtml5=False
somalia has the confederate flag???
>>70774308
True but those fishing trawllers are up for grabs.
>>70769149
>is it safe to go to a country they make movies about being unsafe
Take a guess, Volodya.
>>70775315
You're as worthless as they are, at least you know when to stay put.
Why do naive Americans always want to go to these places and North Korea?
They would kill you for 5 dollars and not think twice
I used to have to travel to Lagos for an oil client of mine and fucking hated it
>>70774421
They are all Muslims. But we been at war with each other the past 25 years.
>>70775301
They're fucking Muslim ameritard.
>>70775544
how strong is voodoo and old world superstition in modern somali culture? this is me >>70774782 would I have anything to worry about ?
>>70775442
imma buy a kalash
>>70775050
Last questin, bro. Do pirates speak English?
>>70774526
If your dad doesn't own a ship or a tanker the pirate will welcome you. Just act like poor person and never show fear.
>>70775553
Jordan is Muslim and I got shit face at Wadi Rum
>>70775315
How do you feel about Djibouti, Ethiopia or Eritrea? Could you consider some of them as bros?
>>70775544
Bet your enjoying all the attention Abdi, you whore.
>>70774782
We don't have witch doctors like the rest of other African nations. We have fortune tellers and they predicted that America will have civil war 2016 and I'm not kidding.
>>70773873
I've heard stories somalis burn white tourist families alive because they are white. Do you know anything about this?
>>70775258
lel, I wish some anti-balaka rebels would come post here
>>70775726
Thank you
>>70775553
>implying in a majority of muslim countries, they dont have beer
>>70775733
Look up Al Shabaab
>>70774943
You can buy a militia for 1500$ a month or hire two body guards for 100$ a month, they will be very loyal if you for their khat
>>70775508
Nigeria is pretty well off for an african country though
just be thankful you didn't have to go to Kinshasha or the likes
>>70774469
>>70774883
>>70774892
THIS IS HOW WE END RACISM
/POL/ IS THE BOARD OF PEACE
>>70775888
>We don't have witch doctors like the rest of other African nations. We have fortune tellers and they predicted that America will have civil war 2016 and I'm not kidding.
Do you have people who pay high prices for albino pieces and bury skulls when they are starting a new building process, that kind of thing?
Was dating a Boer girl from South Africa and was amazed at how superstitous they are.
>>70775984
they don't enforce the laws retard
>>70775888
oh shit 2016 American civil war confirmed!!! IT'S HAPPENING
>>70775272
Yes anon? What's your question?
>>70776038
You fuck with Al-Shabaab Abdi?
>>70774785
Are you actually from there? Goddamn is it a soulless tourism hub
Expected to find weapon shops but all I could find were selling airshit
>>70776089
>/POL/ IS THE BOARD OF PEACE
This board never has problems with people who stay in their own lands and just trying to get buy...except for Jews, who, as a tribe, are attempting to subvert the world.
>>70775301
No beer but only gin, a bottle cost 30$
>>70776119
Did I say that they did chink?
>>70776089
I'm okay with blacks, arabs etc who live in their own countries. Nothing wrong with them.
>>70772243
sounds like a wonderful place
>>70776234
Why then look up Al-Shabaab then fucktard.
There is ISIS in Syria and they still drink Arak.
>>70775442
Yes, just don't wonder around by yourself have someone with you
>>70776045
Yea I know, I don't know why suburbanites thing going here is some sort of adventure or worthwhile
I grew up in the ghetto and have no intention of trying to top it. Just go to Ibiza and do a bunch of molly or South America and get coked out and club if you feel like living on the edge, it's safer and more fun than going to Somalia
>>70776234
Why are you so angry about Sharia law Abdul?
>>70776346
Have you ever killed someone?
what's the view on Ethiopia in Somalia?
>>70775553
so are you, but you can still buy beer there innit
>>70776337
Watch your fucking language, cunt.
This thread is making me want to go to somalia and live the good life. /pol/ needs to start up an expedition
>>70775641
No voodoo here, warlords are strong but like to befriend westerners.
>>70775888
wew lad
>>70776201
>Are you actually from there? Goddamn is it a soulless tourism hub
>Expected to find weapon shops but all I could find were selling airshit
Born there, both parents from there, but have spent time all over Europe bc of father's job and parent's divorce, and divorce law here is complicated as fuck.
The tourist areas shit, tourism is actually a pretty small part of GDP, most of out money comes from shady banking practices and not having to deal with paying for free-riders bc we simply kick them out on their ass and no treaty to make us stop, and we're too small for anyone to really care.
What is somalibro doing for a living ?
>>70776453
Shut the fuck up Jamaal
>>70776523
Teaching English
>>70776337
>Implying isis aren't US govt funded degenerates that aren't even real Muslim.
Please shut up Genghis.
>>70773507
>>70774262
what the fuck with all of these rareflags lately?
>>70776205
>>70776267
thats why im saying its how to end racism i read somewhere that the largest indicator of someone becoming a racist is if you live or grow up in an all black town as a white or all hispanic town as white etc
>>70769149
I've been to Somalia as well, hated the place. They wanted to touch my hair all the time (probably because it's blond, idk) and they wanted pics too. Got in trouble after I waved a knife around and threatened to kill one of them if she touched me again, so I got banned from entering the country for 5 years. Guess I could go for a re-visit in two, but I'd rather not.
They have no respect for personal space.
>>70775768
We hate Ethopians, other countries are cool.
>>70775777
Arent you suppose to be getting BTFO with EDL by the pakis nigal... Get the fuck out.
>>70776523
>What is somalibro doing for a living ?
He's a teacher, has said so 100x literally. Stop asking dumb questions so we can ask good ones.
>>70769149
>What is the likelihood of being killed?
100%
Don't fucking go there. Come to Scotland instead. I have a spare room. Just give me a few quid for heating and I'll make sure you're alright.
Do not go to Islamic countries. Just fucking don't.
You will get your head chopped off. Or bombed.
>>70776485
what is your government like there in somalia? is it dictatorship? i heard there isnt even a real government too
>>70776485
do you live in a wealthy neighborhood?You got yourself a villa of some sort?
>>70775890
That's not true, where is your source.
>>70776484
Fucking this.
>>70776582
http://www.unicef.org/somalia/media_12627.html
http://allafrica.com/stories/201401271105.html
"Half of the teacher salary, which is $200, was paid by [the United Nations ..."
http://www.ipsnews.net/2013/10/somalia-takes-teaching-to-the-extreme/
>>70776670
Why is that? Is it because of Somalis living in the eastern province or because of religion?
>>70776699
>swapping Islam for Socialist
Wew laddy
>>70776484
>>70776815
it's full of Muslims, don't go
>>70776593
>islam le religion of peace
>muslims dindu nuffin
ok muhammad what ever
>>70776670
How do you feel about worshiping a pedophile Abdi?
>>70772772
To carry stuff? For supplies & things.
SOMALIbro, how do you feel about African Americans?
This is interesting as fuck. I lived in Angola for 2 years but Somalia seems to be a lot more hard core.
Is your maid ever into it when you smash?
you must pay for a bodyguard. It's the law there.
>>70776405
No I'm not abdefatah al-sisi, Egyptian boy
>>70776772
What did the witch doctor say about our war? I'm in a militia and have a hard drive full of FED plans for war so I want to put the pieces together if you don't mind teling me.
We are fucked regardless
>>70776602
/pol/ is diverse
>>70774961
R A R E
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>>70776699
Can I come?
FTR somalia poster is a proxyfag
>>70776906
>Muh sons of odin
Genghis please leave.
>>70776906
>ok muhammad what ever
Oh nigger please. Yes, the US and Israel give money and weapons to certain groups of muslims depending on their goals and where they want war.
But the US cannot force themsselves to blow themselves up. IT still makes me rage that Saudis have tents and facilites for 1.8 million people for their hajj and did not take even one refugee, but did offer to build 200 new salfafist mosques in Germany.
Talk about fucking Europa in the ass and then expecting to be thanked fo rit...
The Britfags in this thread are embarrassing me
>>70769149
What the fuck are you thinking?
>>70776986
Kek your media is jewish to?
Does it say that el sisi killed 2000 gorrlion muslim brotherhood and that he is a dictaror
Top kek m8 even somalians got jewish media
>>70777111
what a fucking waste
>>70776523
Teacher
>>70776716
There no government everyone is on his own, total anarchy.
Sombro, do pirates speak english?
>>70776038
>Can buy a militia for $1500
I'm going to save up for a few years and buy the fucking army - I will be Somalia's next great dictator.
>>70777063
>FTR somalia poster is a proxyfag
NAh, he's been here a few days, gave a timestmp a few days ago.
almost sure this is same guy, unless he just went back and read all his threads. And if you are a LARPer and that pathetic, you probably belong in a padded cell.
90% sure this is real deal.
>>70777174
is there a military or police force attempting to keep peace or even a militia (not gang/tribe related)
Can someone point me to the archived thread with timestamp pictures?
>>70777171
>being this autistic about trips
>>70776965
Sombro pls
>>70776739
Yes I live in a very nice villa in the good wealthy neighborhood
>>70776831
No we had war with 'em on 1976-1977, and after the Somali government collapse in early 90s they stole large part in Western side of the country.
>>70777281
Somaliland?
>>70771971
and so many questions were answered
>>70777269
We'll have the total confirmation tomorrow, when he posts pics of his maiden.
>>70771614
>You won't get killed, just buy a gun and few grenades.
And a rocket launcher. And a minigun. Bring T-14 Armata, too.
>>70777316
He's a good muslim and not a degenerate norcuck
Are you redpilled OP? Will you become the black hitler that Africa needs to become a civilised part of the world?
>>70777166
what do you learn in school or the mosque about Jews?
do they redpill you?here the orthodox church is very Jew hating even though their god is a Juden
>>70772930
It's Svans, from north western mountains who do that, but they don't kill the wealthiest man from the tribe, they actually kill all the males that have the same last name.
Here are movies about it if you are interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozE1epPOD8
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0498134/
>>70773782
there are no borders on the interwebs.
>>70777416
He already said in a previous thread that she (the maid) let's him smash whenever he's in the mood.
>>70776957
Lol Africa Americans are subhuman nicnogs, omg don't even get me started, you guys need to contain that BLM shit before they start a civil war.
Somalibro, what's your opinion on Somaliland?
Somalibro, in all seriousness, if you send letters to kikebook and jewggle, telling them you are a somalian and a teacher and want more computer gear to teach "your kids," you stand a decent chance of gettign some good swag if you send pictures, etc...
Look wha tthey sent clockboy and he was a fraud. So long as you sent them photos they can use for PR...can probably get yourself a much better PC, a 3d printer, all kinds of cool shit.
Why not take advantage of dumb american companies?
>>70777514
Oops, but then again he's a forehead so what do you expect
>>70777527
how old are you and since you live in a wealthy villa does that mean there are militias trying to keep peace and order
>>70777453
we are chill with normal jews
but we hate zionist jews with passion
>>70774266
>He's got a 13 year old Somali wife.
nice
>wife would be black
fucken droped.
>>70777565
Shit that's actually pretty smart.
>>70777609
Nice save.
>>70777527
I bet you're one of those Somalis that think they're Arab
>>70777487
irrelevant question but I was looking like mad for a movie about the drug scene in Tbilisi.I think it was around 2012 and its called Street Days or smth
do we have any chance to find it with eng subs?
>>70777437
Not OP, I mean somalia
>>70776965
Angola is rich now, one of my cousins works there he makes a fortune.
Yes the maid is a horny little slut, I like her because she's not circumsized, her sexual drive is beyond imaginable, that's why I pay her top dollar.
>>70777289
Here's one I have
>>70774485
Calm your tits Britian.
>>70776973
You dont have to, if you are ruff cunt.
>>70769149
What does the Minnesota state flag have to do with your questions?
>>70774469
>/int/ is more racist
What did /int/ do to you Somalibro?
>>70775315
kek
>>70777702
>her sexual drive is beyond imaginable
This is why women should be circumcised
>>70777702
>tfw no horny maid
Come up with some half-assed idea that you wan tto teach your class about the galaxy and use a 3D printer to print out models of the planets or something.
Then you send them pictures of the kids in your class, sned by mail so they see the somalian postal stamp. I'm dead serious, so long as you send them a video they can use for PR, you can definitely score some cool swag.
You have no idea how much they'll give to use you and your class for PR. You should definitely give it a shot.
>>70777702
What does your cousin do in Angola? Does he work for Sonangol?
Do you use contraceptives with your maid or are you gonna pump her full with children?
>>70777732
Do you have a black glove on
>>70776089
all pol/acks united by common hate against the jews, praise kek.
>>70777111
Checked, and yea whatever help sleep well at night ranjeet
>>70777702
>Yes the maid is a horny little slut, I like her because she's not circumsized, her sexual drive is beyond imaginable, that's why I pay her top dollar.
Will her relatives stone her if they find out?
Also, do pirates usually speak english?
>>70777261
>mfw the British reconquer somalia after they leave the EU
>>70777785
fucking kek
>>70777838
Fuck off achmed
>>70774485
Better bin that knife.
>>70777882
What do you think about imperialism/colonialism?
Do you wish Europe never let go?
>>70775888
>We have fortune tellers
Even Somalia isn't safe from the Gypsies...
>>70777740
It's a huge step up from our standard close-quarter combat butter knives, you can't blame him for getting excited.
>>70777702
Angola is kinda fucked now. News coming from them are not good. Lotta portuguese leave the country after the drop on oil prices. Jobs are ending. They are not handling. They ask help to the fucking IMF lel.
>>70775315
>so we can rob them
Still just a nigger i see.
>>70777868
uh. that's not me
>>70777882
>>70777947
Sorry abdi your brother is trying to talk to you, I'll leave you two.
>>70777137
You are based, real brits had colonies and familiar with having power, so they tend to be respectable towards other cultures, but these other brits in this board I can swear to God that they are immigrants.
Thank you based britbro
>>70773108
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO SOMALIA BOYS
TIME TO GET HOT CUTE BLACK PUSSY AND MURDER FOLKS FOR FREE
>>70777882
So you grew up in western europe and went back to zomalialand to teach ?
>>70777882
>Checked, and yea whatever help sleep well at night ranjeet
Serious dude, have you ever thought about this? Sending microsoft/jewggle a letter with pictures of you and your class, telling them how interested you are in tech and how much you want to open your kids minds, and you want to buy a 3D printer, a better computer, Occ Rift, etc..?
You don't ask for "Free," you ask for a discount and then they will give it to you for free.
I promise you, if you send pictures of yoursefl and the kids, you can get a free occ rift if you say you want a " fair discount" so you can teach your kids about the "universe" and VR technology, and then fuck it, you can use it for porn or whatever.
You could use your position to get so much free swag. Not kidding.
>>70777694
I am looking for it right night, I'll post it if ill find it before the thread ends.
>>70778091
The eternal anglokike
Please hurry up and die
sombro, pls, answer dis >>70777891
>>70777565
Curious are you a Jew?
Cause that shit is fucking smart
>>70778104
do you live in the part of Somalia that was British or the Italian part?
>>70777176
Yea every pirate group either majority speak English or have a well paid translator.
>>70772594
>>70772594
Somali, can you post some pics of your camels?
>>70778104
Dance for massa
>>70771614
Totally safe man, just make sure you don't step foot outside your gated complex outside your ex-soviet tank and you'll be swimming
>>70777281
Yea but they are not that affective since they all have some alligence to a tribal leader or a warlord
>>70778176
After you stop choking on Abdi's cock, Sven.
>>70778211
cool, i will write down their stories and then post them on /pol/
>>70778170
lol devilish san marino
now i know why on your flag is a jew star
>>70772243
Rather go maga with the lads desu desu
>>70778312
How come mudslimes in britain are so much worse than elsewhere?
>>70778310
Hey you are pretty cool man, you should come to america m8
>>70778172
thank you very much bro
the only copy I have managed to get was a shitty Russian dub and I couldnt understand shit
How in the fuck are you still alive?! I could barely make it when living in Nigeria. God bless you Somalian man, because I nearly gave up when dealing with Northern Nigeria. Just come to the West for your own good.
>>70777437
/pol/ got me redpilled hardcore tbqh
>>70778312
Your bants are trash, i'm cringing at how corny you are. Even your fellow britbros are embarrassed for you.
>>70778344
You really want to go there alone as a tourist ?
Will they stone your maid if they find out that she is not a virgin?
>>70778403
Because we don't prep them quite like you guys so they get a bit restless.
>>70777548
Somaliland is good and trying to be progressive, but this independence from somalia they asking for is unrealistic
>>70778477
I think I shouldnt go. I probly should go with my brother.
>>70778503
>>70778503
>>70778503
I am also mostly interested in the maid, all things considering.
>>70778454
Yeah make somalia great again! MASA!
>>70778454
how redpilled are we talking and are other people redpilled like you in somalia
>>70778211
How's that pirate thing still going on? Didn't the US put ships in that area patrolling? And other cunts perhaps. Or was just for a period and then they leave?
>>70778201
>Curious are you a Jew?
>Cause that shit is fucking smart
kek, nope, don't have Jews where I live. I'm just a keen observer of how kek'ed tech companies are, and I'm 1005 sure they'd give away free shit to this dude just to be able to post the pictures on their website showing how "Charitable" and "progressive" they are.
Shit, somalibro could get free laptops for his entire class, an occ rift, a 3 d printer... then just take pics of his class with the stuff...then bring home and just keep for himself.
100% would work with mircosoft and goybook, not sure about apple, but worth a shot maybe.
HE has to give it a spin, like he is "interested in astronomy" and wants his class to share his passion, so he needs occ rifts and "wants to help write a program on occ rift to help explore the stars and a 33d printer to print out models of the planets and have the kids design them."
I know it would work.
>>70778619
kek
>>70778609
*I think I shouldnt go alone.
>>70771614
>You won't get killed, just buy a gun and few grenades.
What's the drug market like there?
If I came to somalia for vacation would you be down to get fucked up on whatever crazy tribal drugs you have and tag-team your maid?
>>70778592
Can you post a pic of your sex slave?
>>70778592
why does their anthem song like a nintendo game theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErHi3yP7UE
>>70777565
What's kikebook and jewggle, because seriously we need books, teaching materials and computers, or even seminars by others helping us on teaching methods.
>>70778592
How many Swede girl did you fuck
swede girls worship bbcs and love it even more if it is a somalian bbc and their husbands loves to watch while the bull destroy their wife's pussy.
What's up somalibro. I have some questions.
How's the health system there? Private clinics and hospitals, I guess? How are the prices?
Also, who does the urban maintenance? Roads, streetlights, lamps, sewers...
>>70778609
Alone or with your bro ... it's the same. You either go to make some business or you really have to be street-smart to survive there.
You'll stand out like a pig in a mosque during prayer time.
>>70778063
lol, that happens every single time there is an energy bust. It's just oil company "idiocy", they over hire to an extreme in good times and then cut everyone loose in bad times. Probably the right move for the companies though, they get to let all of their under performers go and since the whole industry does it the price goes back up.
>>70778795
Facebook and Google, they're just owned by kikes.
>>70778795
>What's kikebook and jewggle
Facebook and google
>>70778795
facebook and google
Will they stone your maid if they find out that she is not a virgin?
Is khat cool? What are the effects?
>>70778795
google and facebook and we call them that because jews own them and created them
>>70778780
BEST ANTHEM
>>70778795
zuckerberg, brin & page
>>70778592
>Somaliland is good and trying to be progressive, but this independence from somalia they asking for is unrealistic
Somalibro, did you read anything I wrote about how to get free shit? I'm not being sarcastic, ask people here, it would 100% work, I'll even tell you what to say in the letters if you want.
You are the coolest somali I've ever met, why shouldn't you take advantage of these tech companies nu-males?
Do you understand what I'm saying to you? It's foolproof, and can promise you'll get free stuff from jewglle, microsoft, and FB.
>>70778517
You bore me Jeeves, pip pip cheerio
>>70778845
So, it's just that? Why IMF then??
>>70778898
SOMBRO PLEASE!!!!!!
Also do you use contraceptives or not?!
>going to Somalia
if you are that poor go to Cambodia or something
>>70778954
I can confirm
>>70777793
They group them selves in little sup threads and if you comment in them they rage with the usual memes.
>>70778954
He read it and even replied.
>>70779009
Its for the experience
>>70774075
Implying they wouldn't kill whitey and take his share.
It's a cool daydream though.
>>70778954
This and then turn around and cuck them by posting timestamps on /pol/ with all of the free shit.
>>70775888
2016, dude
>>70777862
He buys good from neighbouring countries and sell 'em at Angola boarders, he told me tooth paste cost 15$ is that true?
>>70778795
>What's kikebook and jewggle, because seriously we need books, teaching materials and computers, or even seminars by others helping us on teaching methods.
Facebook, microsoft, google. Here's what you do..you write them a letter (could be email, but preferably a letter so it has the somali postage stamp.
You tell them how hardworking your kids are, how your passion is...astronomy (or whatever, you pick) and how much you want to share it with your students, how hard you work, but you just don't have enough materials. Send lots of pictures.
THEN you ask if they'd be willing to sell you the stuff for a "fair discount," that you're trying to raise the money in your village. Yuo do this both by mail and on their Facebookpage to embarras them, make sure you include lots of pictures, how much your kids want to learn, how interested your are in 3D printing and Occ rift technology to teach your kids about the universe, etc..
I promise you, if you play it right (I can help you over this site play game if you like), you will end up getting free stuff.
Hey, sombro, will they stone your maid if they find out that she is not a virgin?
Is khat cool? What are the effects?
>>70778968
Oh well they would go to the IMF because they are African and that's what Africans do. I bet it was Sonangol that asked for it, and the real reason is because the politicians just want to keep their cash flow going and that's traditionally what IMF loans do- allow politicians to embezzle.
>>70779101
>/pol/ helps Somalian children get shit for education and doesn't spend a dime
>Reddit donates thousands to Bernie and still doesn't get elected
>>70779231
Nigga stop it with this question. Everynigger here posted it like 100 times. If the dude doesn;t want to answer he won;'t answer
>>70776089
By having everybody go home?
>>70778150
If I made to the west I would never have been back, till I'm rich as fuck.
>>70779187
Probably. Luanda only has one port, it's small and when you fly into Luanda you can literally see a several miles long queue of big tankers just waiting to unload their shit. When I lived there it was very common that suddenly you couldnt buy toilet paper for weeks.
>>70779187
tooth paste cost 2 dollars, tops.
>>70779187
lel possibly. Angola is super expensive. They're capital, Luanda is the most expensive city in the world.
THIS
>Nigga stop it with this question. Everynigger here posted it like 100 times. If the dude doesn;t want to answer he won;'t answer
Give the guy some breathing room.
>>70779418
im feelin' you ruski bro
>>70778170
I thought about it, but these Jews don't want have nothing to do with somalia, but sure will try, what I do? Google education NGO? I really could use some help finding computers and projectors for my school.
>>70776662
>yank tourists are so obnoxious that even somalia doesn't want them
>>70778954
Do this Somalibro, you will get free shit and you'll help your community.
>>70779320
>yfw we were actually the good guys all along
>>70779533
I'd write them directly to start with, actually.
>>70778671
Hey, I'm a Hispanic in the US could I try that shit and claim to be an impoverished inner city kid who wants to help his community with oculus rift basketball!
>>70779375
Your english is good for someone that hasn't stepped outside that country.
I knew shit was starting to move in a good direction there because ... lol ... ransom money was getting invested locally. For example mobile phone network equipment is getting bought like hot doughnuts in your country.
>>70779533
They will do it it's good PR for them.
>>70779262
Yeah it seemed weird to me all this. Makes sense now. Cheers
>>70779533
they will give you free shit for moral signalling.
>>70777891
>>70778199
If her relatives find out, they will just make a fuss about it, but our tribe is stronger, I won't be to much.. I don't use protection I always pull out, my pull out game is solid /10
Western companies (esp microsoft, google, facebook) are always desperate for good PR showing how much they care about Africans. As a teacher in somali? You are a PR goldmine. They might even put you in a commercial for them if you have the right "look."
If you think I'm kidding you, did you see the pictures of how much free stuff clockboy got for a fucking scam? You're the real thing, an actual teacher in somalia.
You post pics of you and your kids on their FB, what big fans you are of microsoft but how hard it is with only 1 computer, and if they could give you a "fair deal" (never ASK for "free stuff."
Within a few days, you'll have pppl on FB offering to pay for laptops for all your computers, someone will set up a "go fund me" page for you, and you'll end up with a free occ rift and maybe even a 3D printer.
It's a flawless strategy, trust me on this. Your key is posting lots of pics of all your students gathered around one small computer where ti looks like all of them are trying to get a look at the screen.
You'll make out better than clock boy, and you'll at leas deserve it bc you are not a fraud.
>>70778422
https://torrentreactor.com/torrents/24008499/Quchis-dgeebi-FilesZona-avi
http://www.torrentdownloads.me/torrent/1652760447/Quchis+dgeebi_FilesZona+avi
Try these, this is all I found.
>>70778205
The British part
>>70779765
thank you very much bro I appreciate it
>>70779733
Could you post a pic of her?
>>70779779
What's your take on Somaliland?
which part of Somalia is the least fucked?
>>70779533
>>70779618
Yeah this, after you've written the letter crumble it up a bunch, maybe drop a couple of small drops of water on it so it looks like you cried when writing it.
Go full starving African child who needs their $2 a day for dem programs on them and they'll eat that shit up.
>>70779733
I fucking love you. you got character my man. I wanna slam gin and chew some khat with you one day.
>>70779628
>Hey, I'm a Hispanic in the US could I try that shit and claim to be an impoverished inner city kid who wants to help his community with oculus rift basketball!
Nah mate, tis dude can do it bc he's a TEACHER in SOMALIA(!) That's like crack to liberal tech types, he can hit the jackpot if he plays it correctly with lots of pictures of his students showing them all gathered around a small computer, all trying to get a look at one monitor.
So Somalibro, will you try it?
>>70779833
Damn shqiptardia. You and the russian poltard give me the impression you're wanking it right now.
NIGGAH POSTS LIKE FROM HELL'S BASEMENT AND YOU FUCKERS ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT SOME BITCH THIS BLACK DEVIL IS FUCKING!!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGERS!
>>70779779
can you post some photos of hot somalian women ?
>>70779833
He said he will tomorrow
>>70771971
Goddamn, Somlia... For what fucking purpose?
>>70779856
Somaliland is the British part and also the least fucked.
>>70779187
Could you specify on how your cousin does that? I'm really tempted to get into that shit now.
This thread is absolute gold.
I dont know who you are, but I wish you the best somalibro
>>70778954
Yes I'm seriously considering contacting kikebook and jewggle, you just gave me a brilliant ideas, thank you so much
>>70779924
>email from Africa asking for money
>oh boy another Nigerian scam
>oh wait, this is from Somalia it must be legit!
>>70779533
>I thought about it, but these Jews don't want have nothing to do with somalia, but sure will try, what I do? Google education NGO? I really could use some help finding computers and projectors for my school.
lol, DUDe they 100% do! Not that they really care about you, they're soulless, but it's great PS for them, which is why the pictures are so impt.
You do exactly what I said, and post it on the FB pages of google, FB, and microsoft. I would literally bet you my life you'lll get a response, free shit, even a lib starting a "go fund me" page for you and your students.
You just need to know how to "sell" your story. Microsoft.google.Fb will love it for the good PR. This is the type of thing that makes "bernie supporters" orgasm in their pants. Trust me.
>>70779967
Im just damn curious to see how that black somali looks like, its something rare to see
>>70771614
>You won't get killed, just buy a gun and few grenades.
Had me in fucking tears man
Is khat cool? What are the effects?
>>70780151
>oh wait, this is from Somalia it must be legit!
It can't be an email. Should be a sent by postal mail and posted on their FB sites with pictures of him and the kids. That's the difference.
>>70780229
I´ve done that in Kenya (used to be legal there till 2 or 3 years ago) shit sucks, weed is much better.
>>70780151
>>70780163
>>70780194
>>70780321
Is it me or is /pol/ getting more diverse?
>>70780235
Videos will be even better. Tragic music and poverty, poor african children and idealistic teacher, its fuckin goldmine
>>70780086
>tfw pol/ it's actually made of cool dudes with sympathy for others
>>70780229
I'm pretty into /drugs/ but a khat habit is not ideal
>constipation
>elevated heart rate + blood pressure (common for most drugs, though)
>withdrawal symptoms
"As a recreational drug, the leaves and stem are chewed by people in East Africa and the Arabian countries to elevate mood (as a euphoriant).
As a medicine, khat leaf is used for depression, fatigue, obesity, stomach ulcers, and male infertility. It is also used to lower the need for food and sleep, decrease sexual desires, and increase aggression."
But you know what they say, "when in Rome..."
>>70780194
Either beautiful, tall and thin women (niggers with caucasian features... wait... make it caucasians with black skin) or fucking ugly frogg faced fat bitches that lay nigglets like the alien queen
google image for "somalian women"
>>70780413
That hit me a couple of minutes back too.
>>70780378
The thing is, most threads on /pol/ pertain to topics that are only relevant in a select few nations. However, native Somalis are so rare in the world that everyone wants to have a good look at him.
>>70780140
>Yes I'm seriously considering contacting kikebook and jewggle, you just gave me a brilliant ideas, thank you so much
If you need help in how to "frame it," let me know, I'm good at this sort of thing. Remember, pics of you and the kids, not enough computers, you want to get yor students interested in astronomy. Oh, and DO NOT ask for free shit, ask for "a fair discount," but they will send you for free.
When you do, make sure you include your real FB, real school name, and a contact so they know it's not a nigerian 419 scam type of thing.
You still have a postal system there, right? You gett all your kids to write them letters, say you are attempting a funding drive in your village. These are type of things liberal american retards love to make go viral as soon as you establish you are a real teacher in somalia.
>>70780378
the power of the internet pancho, what a beautiful thing.
>tfw my sister looks pretty similar to image related
>>70780513
>somalian women
still better than gypsie women.l
>>70780321
thanks, rarefriend
>>70780378
but its not artificial imposed diversity in one place with hatred for the majority, its volantary diversity in separation
>>70780578
Saw a nice gypsy today. Shame she was with 2 children, probably hers.
