Just got my DNA test results back today.
>Z E R O African
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>nearly 100% European
>small percentage Ashkenazi Jew lol
So, do I have impunity?
>canada
>>70415561
Go for it, when someone calls you hitler tell them you are jewish and to check their privilege
>>70415561
If you used 23andme then you're pretty much gonna get that small amount of jew. Almost everyone has it. The founder is jewish.
DO EEEEEEEEEEEET
>>70415561
Self hating Jew
One drop rule.
>>70415561
According to the Nürnberg Rassengesetze you're alright assuming everything else is white.
I'm also 1/32 kike but the nose is still here.
>>70415561
What Jew you think?
>>70415611
FEELS GOOD TO BE PART OF THE TRUE MASTER RACE
>>70415905
WHAT YOU DID THERE
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>>70415993
0.3% jew oy vey
>>70415993
Oy vey! God loves us the most!
>>70415999
No Jew don't, goyi... guys
>>70415561
>>70415993
ASS NAZI JEWS
>>70415993
If we are all jews do we hate our self ? how much jew was hitler
>>70415653
he prolly gets off on cucking the samples with his kike juice.
>>70416153
Hitler had small amount of jewish dna. It was from some long distance relative.
I too had one incredibly long distance jewish relative from mother's side and i don't give a fuck. If i remember correctly nazi germans considered a person jewish if had few jewish ancestors not older than in 3-4 previous generations.
>>70416153
hitler was a jew straight up, not part jew... full jew
>>70416128
kek
>>70415993
So this shit tells you where your grandpapis lived a few hundreds years ago, but doesn't really tell you about your true roots from thousands of years ago?
How much does this shit cost?
>>70416253
so he was the ultimate self-hating jew?
>>70416237
it was a Rothschild and it was his grandfather
>>70416308
200 but you can take the raw data and get MASSIVE amounts of hidden info from your genome
>>70416308
i paid 99 now its 199
>>70415993
>British & Irish
>Implying Irish are even human
>>70415561
This is seriously the best result you can get. Whenever someone calls you privileged or something, you can go "Do you know what my people have been through?!" and they'll shut up.
Just think about it, in Germany, Jews can even be skeptic about muslim refugees and people will take them seriously. CAN YOU COMPREHEND WHAT POWER YOU HAVE?
>>70416309
Holohoax was just that... a hoax intended to begin retaking the holy land for the jews. hitler simply played his part.
>>70416394
I AM GROWING STRONGER
Great, now you can claim victimhood status.
(((((I'm part Jewish you anti semite)))))
>>70415993
>0.3% Finnish
Hello my mongol brother
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/23andme-is-terrifying-but-not-for-the-reasons-the-fda-thinks/
>giving your genetic data to 'the Google of personalized health care'
>>70415561
Then u r a fucking jew.
>>70416954
>tfw I already hate myself...
>>70415993
>99.9
Shouldn't that be 99.7?
>>70415561
you have the taint
>>70416393
you have the same DNA you cuck stop fighting about your gay fucking ascents when you have the same genes
>>70415561
>100% European
lol fuck off mongrel
>>70415561
FUCKING JEW RAT
>>70416895
>Try to apply for mortgage
>Bank says no
>Bank says they found my genome online
>They found a sequence that is correlated with early death due to cardiac arrest
>live in parents basement forever
Such is life in 2042
>>70416895
Needless fearmongering. He doesn't even understand what cookies are.
>>70416654
>>70415561
If your not 100% pure Bavarian phenotype you'll be off into the ovens with the rest.
>Jews
>White
Pick one.
>>70417239
>2042
>my children will be indian
>genome of them is online
>Harvard finds out they carry the gene for shitposting and autism
>they will live the good life
Things are not that bad!
I'm Jewish and I love myself and my race and country, what does that make me?
>it's an amerimutts pretend they have identity thread
>>70417477
a jew
>>70417407
>tfw 2% Romanian
I got the ancestry.com DNA test.
99% European:
>63% British
>15% Irish
>11% Europe East
>7% Europe West
>1% Scandinavian
>1% Italian/Greek
> <1% Iberian Peninsula
<1% West Asian:
> <1% Caucasus
Wtf is Caucasus? Armenian or some shit? Pissed me off that i wasn't 100% European, and the Iberian and Italian pissed me off. MY brother got 70% British and my sister got 76% British. That also pissed me off a bit. At least I'm not an African or a fuckin' Jew though.
>>70416309
SS3 self Jew hate
That's what it's like to go further beyond
Hitler is the purest self hating Jew there ever was
>>70415561
Ashkenazi aren't Semitic, you're good.
>>70415561
Am I white guys?
>tfw more neanderthal than sub-Saharan African.
>still a nigger
>>70417176
mongrel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJMbMWY-0c
>>70417883
how recent is this test?
>>70415561
how much ashkenazi, op? i got 0.1%
>>70418072
Within the past year. The current set up is the new one they're transitioning to.
>>70418072
>>70418130
Any particular reason you asked in the first place?
>>70418130
log on right now and see if your results have changed
>>70418867
Nigga I just those screencaps like and hour ago and stitched them together. I submitted my DNA like a year ago. What are you getting at anyway?
>>70417883
Eyooooooooo
It's yo boi
What up my nigga?
I did mine through ancestry.com
Came back 100% European.
Mostly Irish and Eastern European
with a small percentage from Scandinavia, Finland/Northwest Russia and the Iberian Peninsula.
>>70417676
>MY brother got 70% British and my sister got 76% British. That also pissed me off a bit. At least I'm not an African or a fuckin' Jew though.
i expected to get about 50% british but got:
>36% europe west
>31% ireland
>26% europe east
>3% scandinavia
>1% asia central
and only
>3% great britain
0 nigger
>>70419111
Is Ancestry more accurate than 23andme. I kinda want to see if that .3% nigger ( >>70417883 ) I have is just an error or real.
>>70419192
> <1% middle east
HELLO MUHAMMAD
>>70419192
that middle east though. you a gypsy?
>>70419279
Anything 2% or smaller can't be said to be accurate or even exist. High chance that its a technical mistake.
>>70419334
The range goes to 0%. Its just a trace region.
The average Irish native has only 95% DNA that is unique to Ireland.
>>70419342
>gypsy
>middle east
>Australian education
>>70416153
Not sure. I know he was a one-ball, gay, jewish, syphilis infected homosexual kind of guy with a micropenis though.
>>70415561
>>nearly 100% European
>>small percentage Ashkenazi Jew
>>70418943
so thats the new look theyre transitioning to?
>>70417883
YOU'RE AN AFRICAN SON
>>70415561
What's your neanderthal DNA percentage? Anything less than 2% is trash which should be gassed.
>>70417883
Those neanderthal genes are only advantageous ones.
They are not randomly dispersed.
>Tfw want to get it done but no money
>>70419192
Pure potatonigger genes
>>70415993
you are welcome in the khanate, brother
>>70420374
Better than actual,real nigger genes as well as potato nigger genes mixed with inbreeding.
>>70415993
That's homeopathic levels of jew
>>70420171
2.5%
>>70420345
feels bad bro
>>70420345
only €100
>>70420171
>tfw the new version doesn't give you an exact percent
>>70415867
>>70415561
How you guys know? Can you literally test it? Like go to the hospital an be like: Hey yo test if I´m nig nog?
Pls, explain I´m stupid
>>70420980
There are no exact percentages. Just educated guesses.
>>70421113
Many services such as AncestryDNA,23andme or familytreedna which provide cheap ancestry tests.
>>70421191
They analyze your DNA in an industrial fashion and compare your dna to natives of particular geographic regions and comes up with estimates of percentages. You can download your DNA when finished and compare it again on services like GEDMATCH.
It is cheap,I tested with AncestryDNA and it costed €130. I was mailed a kit,spit in a tube,sent it back and a month later got results.
>>70420788
>only
>100 eur
>only
>>70421326
Are they legit and are their results reliable?
>>70421375
Dude, it is kinda cheap in comparison to family tree research. That shit is expensive.
>>70420980
yes it does
>>70421528
Show me then faggot.
>>70421406
Largely,yes. They can't offer precision down to the percentage point or may only classify in vague geographic regions but it is accurate.
>>70421406
very reliable. everything for me was 100% correct. even my genetic traits. kind of freaky if you ask me.
>>70421472
It's also really fucking cheap compared to buying a car, it's not cheap when considering my income
God damn jews always have to make everything so god damned expensive, you can bet it costs them less than 10 bucks for one test.
>>70415653
>giving your DNA to da jooz
GOOD GOYIM
>>70421594
The percentages are educated guesses based on analyzing your dna and comparing it with natives of those areas.
>>70421632
5 years ago this wasn't even possible,its getting cheaper at an exponential rate.
>>70421543
well the Canadian version is still a bunch of concentric circles. then go to neathenderthal dna and it shows the percentage. maybe the american version of 23andme is different.
>>70416334
>>70416308
>>70415993
>>70415561
>>70417676
>>70418075
>>70420374
Are these tests reliable?
How do they work?
I remember reading it is all bullshit and they are all biased. Just a commercial move.
What do they check?
Can somebody redpill me about these tests?
>>70421611
You did it too via AncestryDNA? Or did you use another service?
Test.
I am unable to refresh this page properly.
>>70419441
gypsies went from india to egypt before going on to europe, picking up some arab genes. its why they are called gypsy = egyptian.
>>70421727
That's what the old version had. However my results changed with the new version.
>>70421792
23andme
>>70421840
hmmm.... strange. well, I assume we'll get the new version soon but that's what I see as of today?
>>70421594
Can you post your results from AncestryDNA? Wanna see their layout in comparison OP´s (23andme) layout
>>70420345
rob someone.
>>70421970
>Can you post your results from AncestryDNA? Wanna see their layout in comparison OP´s (23andme) layout
I already did
>>70419192
r8 my mudblood ancestry
The Internet says none of this is accurate.
>>70421970
It also gives you cousin matches based on your DNA.
I tested and the system identified a 3rd/4th cousin I never knew,so this can be a resource for genealogy.
>>70415993
>0.3%
gas yourself
>>70422156
>the system identified a 3rd/4th cousin I never knew,so this can be a resource for genealogy.
Wtf? Was the test like: Oh well, seems like the guy named Frank McKean is ya cousin. There ya go
>>70422102
why u hidin ur afro genes m8
>>70422102
part indonesian?
>>70422120
You do realize these are just communists pissed that human beings are different.
It accurately predicted 95% Irish DNA in me (can't be 100%) and predicts correctly the proportion of African and European in American Blacks. It predicts British,West European,Scandinavian ancestry. Its real science and has real methodology(compares to dna of natives) behind it.
And also,how is it "meaningless" if your providing an archive of your very own dna and can connect to cousins and ancestors you never even knew?
>>70422374
No,I have gotten 64 cousins,ranging from 3rd to 7/8th cousins(kind of meaningless) almost all being American.
>>70422376
No Afro genes, m80
>>70422380
Correct
>>70422120
they were almost exactly aligned with what i knew about my ethnic make up. pretty accurate id say. except fro the small amount of jewish they gave me.
>>70422120
well it knows all of my physical traits %100 and my ancestry from what I know about my family. Also, there are unique medical problems I have been tested for that show up on my dna profile, so...
unless they are somehow making extremely precise guess'si think ur wrong m8
>>70422443
Still don´t get it. So the test just states: Hey look we have your dna here and you probaly have 64 in america
Or how do I have to imagine it?
>>70422585
64 cousins in america*
>>70422392
exactly. well said senpai
>>70422585
It just gives me a list of people who also tested with ancestrydna who share dna with me and may be related with varying degrees of confidence.
No thats not just what it states,it gives you percentages of where your ancestors are from.
>>70422585
>>70422619
It bases it off of certain variations of genes that you have in common
>>70422490
>Correct
ive met dutch/indonesians in australia. they tend to be pretty good looking.
>>70422506
I'm not saying it is not accurate.
I'm just saying it gives you no historical result. They basically confirmed what you knew already.
Consider this:
Parent 1: 123456789123456789123456789 Parent 2: 987654321987654321987654321
You: 123456789123454321987654321
So in 1 generation distance, it is easy to see you have half sequence from one parent and half to another.
But the further you go back in time, the harder it is to tell what happened to your genealogy.
Because basically everybody is a shuffle of figures from 1-9, so the further you go back in time, the harder it is to say that your {{No. 1 on first slot}} makes you related with a random dude which had {{No. 1 on first slot}}
So why do you people do the test?
To get informed about what you do already know by looking at your family history or some other shit?
This industry is based on whishful thinking and the confirmation of things you are already aware of.
If I'm gonna get tested it is going to say:
Mainly Southern European
Balkans
Some Uralic shit maybe
Guess what? I could tell by looking at myself in the mirror. I don't need to spend $ 300 for something that is utterly uninformative.
>>70422715
>>70422694
Nah I get that and I trust their method it is just the way they introduce you your "new" relatives to you that you didn´t know you had.
Btw you ever thought about contacting them? Atleast the closer ones that are related to you in 3rd degree?
>>70422729
Yes, most of us are. I've always found it fascinating, as Indonesians are quite ugly.
>>70417883
You have to go back
>>70422833
The movement of human groups in the distant past is irrelevant,the tests are based on the people that live in x region NOW and how you compare to them. The tests have accuracy.
It can be a fun novelty, powerful genealogical resource or give you more of a sense of identity which a lot of Americans lack as they are a big mix.
>>70422392
>It accurately predicted 95% Irish DNA in me (can't be 100%)
Guess what? You got scammed.
You could have predicted your Irish DNA with the same accuracy by knowing who you are.
You paid them to tell you what you already knew.
That's brilliant.
>You do realize these are just communists pissed that human beings are different.
No. They aren't.
They are the people who invented the technique telling you the techniques work well to tell us about migrations of masses of people, but they provide you with no specific individual information other than what you already knew.
>>70422506
>They confirmed what I knew already
Guess what guys?
Consider I have brown hair.
Now supposed that there is a service that costs $ 300 and tells you exactly your hair colour by looking at molecules and sheit.
So you pay and it returns you with results.
And -- drums rolling -- the result is:
>Our very specific molecular tests tell us that your hair is 95% brown
WOA! I DIDN'T KNEW THAT!? I AM GLAD I PAID FOR THIS SHIT TO KNOW MY HAIR IS BROWN.
>>70417477
Deluded.
>>70422850
Yes, I have. Only the closer ones. Its very interesting finding out how you are related and building your own tree.
>>70422850
Well chances are you'll one get one that are 2/3rd cousin and even then though chances are it's more of a coincidence than your actual cousin. Still neat though.
>>70422833
>Guess what? I could tell by looking at myself in the mirror. I don't need to spend $ 300 for something that is utterly uninformative.
it is very popular with adoptees
>>70423175
It gives extremely high confidence.
>>70422833
>To get informed about what you do already know by looking at your family history or some other shit?
You realize not everyone has a detailed history on that kind of stuff, right?
>never knew my father's family history
>my mother's father was adopted at a young age
Literally the only people that I have a history on are 1/4 of me and even then... that part of the family has a belief that there is native blood somewhere mixed in which I have NONE of so... it kinda proves the point.
>>70423259
>it is very popular with adoptees
Or very popular in countries with no homogeneous migration histories.
This I understand.
I might buy it as a gift to my father, who always complained about his granpa being an adoptee and left in front of a nunnery with a stack of cash and a surname hastly scribbled on a piece of paper.
>>70423098
There's not really a point in doing anything is there? If you break it down.
Your survival doesn't depend on a dna test but it can provide entertainment,identity even some practical use.
By the way just because something isn't totally,100% accurate (nothing is) doesn't mean it has no accuracy.
>>70415561
Ashy Nazi Jews.
>>70422912
>I've always found it fascinating, as Indonesians are quite ugly.
lel. your ancestors must be spinning.
>>70423304
>You realize not everyone has a detailed history on that kind of stuff, right?
Look, I understand this.
What I am saying is that these tests do not inform you of your family history.
They just identify your belonging to broad geographical groups of people.
It doesn't tell if your great-great-great granpa was a mudslime and worshipped Allah.
It just tells you that your pie composition is possibly analogous with the pie composition of other people in a region of the world, most likely the region you were born in.
>>70415561
You don't need anyone's permission you filthy kike
>>70423466
>most likely the region you were born in.
Again, "no". They base the DNA tests off of "indigenous" populations. Stop shitting on things you haven't even bothered to get educated about.
>>70423444
>Your survival doesn't depend on a dna test but it can provide entertainment,identity even some practical use.
>By the way just because something isn't totally,100% accurate (nothing is) doesn't mean it has no accuracy.
If it provided me with accurate information about diseases and shit, I would be more eager to take such a test.
Like, if they provided a detailed sequencing once for all, I would store it safely because in case it is needed I can take it out of the box and say: here it is doctors. Here is my sequencing. No need to rush the analysis. Data is there already.
This would be useful because there are things about genes that will be discovered in the future.
>>70423563
>If it provided me with accurate information about diseases and shit, I would be more eager to take such a test.
23andme Actually does you faggot. Again, fucking do your research before shitting on other people's opinions.
>>70417389
Hello my finno-ugric brother
>>70423098
>Now supposed that there is a service that costs $ 300 and tells you exactly your hair colour by looking at molecules and sheit.
thats funny because i have brown hair and green eyes but when i put my raw genetic data, i got from 23andme, through certain programs they said its most likely i have blonde hair and blue eyes. i was genetically more likely to be blonde but it didnt turn out that way.
>>70423259
lol anon btfo
some people just want to rain on everyones parade
>>70423547
>Again, "no". They base the DNA tests off of "indigenous" populations.
Other dude says no. Other dudes here >>70423054 said:
>the tests are based on the people that live in x region NOW
>things you haven't even bothered to get educated about.
No. 1, I tried to be educated by you by posting this >>70421732 but nobody politely replied so I had to post >>70422120 this instead to provoke your answers. Unless I trigger you motherfuckers there is no way to be educated about a topic.
>Stop shitting
I understand you people don't like to feel butthurt because you are perfectly aware of the vanity of the whole process. You just hate me reminding you how superfluous all of this shit is.
>>70417477
do 23andme see if youre part nignog
>>70415561
I'm white but also too poor to afford the DNA test. That must mean I've got a little nigger in me.
>>70417883
Sorry you are officially a nigger now
>>70423304
>belief that there is native blood somewhere mixed in which I have NONE of so... it kinda proves the point.
you could still have a native great grandparent. you just didnt inherit those genes.
>>70423814
>Other dude says no.
Actually, no he didn't. What he said is that those groups move around and change, also again, if they're based on where people live NOW explain every single country, like the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, etc that don't demonstrate DNA that is "local"? Oh that's right, it's because you're fucking retarded.
>>70423814
Yes,its vain,its superfluous. If your into vanity,whats wrong with it? Many things people like are vain and superfluous.
Whats your point?
>>70424050
That's not how it works you fucking moron.
Tfw 99% European, 1% central Asian.
Am I white, pol?
>>70424090
>Whats your point?
> giving your DNA to the system
Don't ever spit somewhere that might end up becoming a crime scene. 23andme and ancestry let LEO have full access to their databases you silly goy
>>70424232
We get it,you hate dna tests. Don't get one if you don't like them.
>>70423490
thanks desu senpai
>>70415561
O N E
D R O P
R U L E
>>70423837
beat down some whitebois for the cash
>>70424089
>proof such tests don't tell you historical info
>>70424297
Oh shit,so I can't spit on niggers when I lynch them?
>>70424122
yes it is. you inherit genes randomly.
>>70423563
YOU CAN DO THAT
23andme allows you to download your RAW DNA data.
I don;t understand why this thread is starting to become so butthurt.
23andme is real science and very accurate to boot. period. I'm not sure what the agenda of all these communist trolls are.
>>70423837
kek. good one anon
>>70424450
>your RAW DNA data.
Is it a full sequencing?
>>70424149
yes you are. im the same btw
>>70424297
TOP KEK!
US GOVERNMENT IS SO SOCIALIST THAT IT HAS FREE ACCESS TO THE DATABASE COLLECTED FROM YOU.
THEY TELL YOU IT IS A JOKE, A VANITY THING.
ACTUALLY THEY ARE CREATING A DATABASE TO CONTROL YOU.
THE LEAST INFO YOU PROVIDE, THE BEST IT IS.
>>70424529
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just go look it up
I downloaded my raw data and then you can put it into other programs and it gives you EXHAUSTIVE medical information.
VERY WORTH IT. don;t listen to trolls.
but for gods sake - do your research cunthead
>>70415561
one drop rule... why are americans always mixed with jew nigger or chink?
>>70424440
Yeah, but percentage wise the amount from each parent is practically the same. The random part is which genes get passed on.
>>70424670
>VERY WORTH IT. don;t listen to trolls.
Doesn't cater to Ausfailia.
Goodbye lads!
>>70424711
so when you have parents that are a small percent native american its possible to not inherit any even if your sibling do inherit some.
>>70425515
It does, but...
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2011/04/why-23andme-genetic-testing-is-a-waste-of-time-and-money/
Can anyone show me a quote of Hitler saying he wanted to exterminate the jews?
It's really hard to find one for some reason
>>70425782
ur wrong
tons of very useful info can be gleaned from you RAW GENOME DATA. but I dont work for 23andme so I am not going to keep fucking defending them. its helping save lives and unite families. 200 bucks was well worth it for me. i dont really care about anything gawker media of all outlets has to say
>>70415561
how do you decide you actions in life ? having impunity or being useful and productive ?
>>70426030
>http://www.mosaisk.com/auschwitz/Adolf-Hitler-about-the-Jews.php
cant find anything specific
>>70426796
Not even Jewish blogs have them.
Fucking weird. I thought kikes collected everything and transformed each word in a burden.
They MUST have a clear-cut collection.
>>70426863
>http://www.hdot.org/en/learning/myth-fact/hitlerorder.html
lel
>>70417883
>0.3% KANG
>>70415561
Sure. Knock yourself out.
>>70427087
https://forum.codoh.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=372
Debunked.
Himmler's speech at Posnan is not the one usually reported, which is the result of forgery.
>>70426863
>Adolf Eichmann, in his memoirs, which were taped by a reporter named Willem Sassen and then turned into a book, Ich: Adolf Eichmann, published in 1980, said: "Around the end of 1941 or the beginning of 1942 Heydrich, the Chef of the SIPO [Security Police] and SD [Security Service], told me in conversation that the Führer had ordered the physical destruction of the Jewish opponent."
>>70427732
>Himmler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H26B01SbC0
>""""""""""himmler""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_cmbi3iIg
Himmler is moe as fuck. He would never gas anyone.
>>70427857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv63ELct5Dk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkhdZORjSc
>>70428294
blood fountain in lemburg. thats lviv in ukraine. nice.
>>70416654
oy vey, we wuz changs n sheeit
>>70428158
>>70427857
>>70427732
>>70427608
>>70427087
>>70426796
>>70426863
Go here: >>70426817
And read my awesome theory of what happened.
>>70416237
I think the rule was, no more then 1 (or 2) of your grandparents could be jewish
