GET IN HERE /pol/
Closing Arguments are being given now.
http://www.wildabouttrial.com/one_off/vanderbilt-rape-trial-cory-batey/
>>70370943
is this the end of the trial?
>>70371028
Closing Arguments being given by defense RIGHT NOW.
Then jury deliberations. Then verdict.
>>70370943
I dislike the way this woman is talking already. Did they get her out of the hood?
>>70371271
dis nigger gal talkin the big wuhds
how the fuck does this help her client?
>>70371308
She went to a night school and graduated in 2013.
Her law school is not recognized to practice by the American Bar Association.
If she wants to practice in another state she needs the permission of the State Supreme Court.
His defense lawyer is arguing that he got cucked by the boyfriend while drunk. He tried to fire her but was overruled by the Judge.
Better link:
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
what the fuck kind of defense is this even trying to be
Was the victim white?
>>70371782
yup
>>70371308
She got herself out of the hood. kind of.
Terrible lawyer, but still a lawyer so she's already in the top 1% of blacks
ids habbidin
oh god fucking damn it this is painful.
>this defense
>>70371836
This is true.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
HE A GOOD BOY
>>70371516
Why would he choose her then?
She's clearly not a public defender.
Jury is gonna deliberate a grand total of 5 minutes
deliberation wont last more than a few minutes, judge will throw out and discredit her shit attempt at a closing statement so that the jury can't regard it.
OPEN AND SHUT CASE
>Puppet master
This can't be real
This is fucking insane. What kind of defense is this? He was drunk so it doesn't matter that he raped that girl?
>puppet master vanderburg
That's sound awesome.
>puppet master
>VandenBERG
RIGHT AGAIN
WE WUZ ATTOURNEYS AND SHEEIT
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS
LET THE COURT SEE THAT MY CLIENTS SPERM DIN DUN NUFFIN.
ALSO DEY DESTROYED DUH EVIDANCE
PUPPET MASTER
HOLY SHIIEETT
PUPPETMASTER JEWBERG
Are the other dudes white?
>>70371925
don't underestimate the stupidity of jurors, though
>>70371686
THEY WUZ PUPPA MASTA
>>70370943
IF THIS DINDU CAN BECOME A LAWYER. I HAVE A LOT OF HOPE FOR MY FUTURE CAREER
>>70371851
this girl tho.........
What are the chances of him actually being found not guilty?
for long periods of time................................................................... while they laughin
*SMACKS LIPS*
did the nigger pick her because she was black like him?
SPEAK SISTAH
WE
WUZ
FORGETFUL
>>70370943
PUPPET MASTER
PUPPET MASTER
PUPPET MASTER
CAMERAMAN
PUPPET MASTER
Wait, didn't we already establish that "he wuz drunk" doesn't count as a defense?
PUPPET MASTER
wtf is her point
sounds like slam poetry instead
she's talking at like 3 words per second what the fuck??
>>70371836
this is the best and brightest of the black race folks
>>70370943
this coon is the funniest thing about this trial
TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT TO THE RIGHT
LOOK EVERYONE, AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN ACTION
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
To da lef
this aint slam poetry dumb negress
THEY WUZ NOT GOIN IN DA BAFFROOM
Don't you have a time minute for your closing statements? If so someone do something to call the damn time.
Who else /Puppetmaster/ here?
>PUPPET MASTER
>>70371686
>Evil White boy made the young aspiring musician rape and teabag an unconcious woman
holy fuck this closing argument
this fat nigger in a chair
puppet master
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj23pMdQBZ8
damn this nigger bitch needs to stfu
>>70371976
>VandenBERG
Van den Berg is a Dutch last name and not a jewish one
>he doesn't remember so it wasn't rape
>also ultimate puppet master made him do it
This can't be real.
>>70371811
Are we sure that his lawyer thinks that she is the lawyer and not the prosecutor?
Because this is about the worst defence I've seen since the Goalocaust.
>"go to the left"
>"go back to the right"
>"drops a towel"
>"picks it up"
This is not a defense.
>eating his food
>appropriating mexican culture
>AMERICAN LAW SCHOOL
>H
>A
>H
>A
>H
THE SURVEILLANCE SHE WAS SAW
>>70372025
so is this thing talking a lawyer or a tumblr regular?
PUPPET MASSA
>>70372079
TO THE LEF
PUPPETMASTER COUNT:20
>rape is a simple thing
So rape is fine as long as you aren't the one who is white?
Honestly I haven't laughed so much in a while.
I'm watching this while eating my breakfast cereal and having coffee, what a glorious start of the day.
she probably thought the puppet master shit sounded cool in her head
Shit this lady is redpilled as fuck, she's naming the Jew right now, and /pol/ is shitting all over her for it
30 minutes or less with a guilty verdict
I could have defended him better and I am a fucking high school dropout.
>>70371962
>Not including time it takes to file out and back in of the courtroom
>>70371806
burn the coal
look out someone might snap dem fingers
post yfw
shes just saying the same shit over and over
IT WUZ DA PUPPET MASTER VANDENBERG
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE FIRE HER
AFFIRMATIVE BLACKTION STRIKES AGAIN
>Puppet Master Vandenberg
>Puppet Master
>VandenBERG
/pol/ is always right
drunk niggas being drunk
reminder that you can't run if you're drunk
MUH INNER CITY SCHOOL
WHY IS SHE SITTING?!
I can hear the chair crying out in pain under the sheboons weight
PUPPET MASSAH
>>70371969
The best part is they just got done establishing that being drunk doesn't make you not guilty of rape. Was she not paying attention, or does she just think legal precedent doesn't apply to her because she a STRONG BLACK WOMAN?
Holy fuck is she going to make herself cry??
puppet master
>>70370943
You grow up in an inner-city school.
OBJECTION
Muh inner city schoo
I wonder who is this puppet master
WE WUZ PUPPET MASTAS AND SHIT
HERE IT COMES, IT'S THE HARD LIFE ARGUMENT
>prestigious high school
Is this lady a lawyer or a crackhead they found on the street?
HE WUZ HELD DOWN BY DA MAN IN DA INNA CITY!!!
SHEEEITTTTT HE A GOOD BOI
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths' construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Master, master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Fix Me
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Your honor, this nigger is taking too long.
>URBAN YOOF
>oh wait he went to a good school
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?
"inner city"
classic dindu defence
>>70372267
Isn't that an oxymoron?
>MUH DEFENSE
>"Haven't made any big mistakes in your life yet"
Is she admitting he did it?
>>70372213
If she stands the WHITE PUPPET MASTA will get her, surely.
LE PUPPET MASTER MAYMAY
DEM WHITE BOYS STOLE THE SPERM. THERE WAS A TOWEL!!!! HE DONT REMEMBER NUFFIN! DEM PICTURES OF HIS DICK IN HER VAGINA ARE BECAUSE THEY FRAMING HIM. DEM CAMERAS ARE RASSIST! HE WAS DRUNK! IMAGE, HE WENT TO SCHOOL! HE PLAYS FOOTBALL! HE DINDU NUFFIN. DAT SPERM WAS STOLEN BY THE WHIT BOYS. FIRST TIME AWAY FROM THE GHETTO!
BLACKING OUT
>>70372118
>dis woman
>everything wrong
I hope she uses those props behind her.
IN DA SEETY SCOO
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>70372191
OH FUCK IS SHE GOING FOR THE IT WAS A JOKE DEFENSE
INTOXICATION IS NOT A DEFENSE
>HE WUZ WITHOUT HE MOMA
>DA POOR BOI
LEAVE DA NESS
WHERE THE FLYING FUCK IS SHE GOING WITH THIS
>>70372206
fucking meme magic
You've gone too far this time /pol/
She blacked out alright
:^)
>first time experiencing drinking
kek
OH SHIT WITHOUT MOMMY HE GETS DRUNK AND RAPES A GIRL!!!
NOT HIS FAULT!
>He raped her but it's okay because he was drunk and dindu
ACKIN A FOOL
Sure everyone makes mistakes, we rape girls sometimes, it happens.
rowdy kids. gettin crunk and rapin hos
"FIRST TIME AWAY FROM MOM'S RULES"
THIS DEFENSE IS SURE TO WORK!
HE AINT REMEMBER IT SO IT DONT COUNT
>Raping is actin' a foo
Stop it please.
>actin' a fool
HE DRUNK N SHET HE A GOOD BOI.
ACTIN' A FOO
THIS IS A TRIAL YOU DUMB SHEBOON
"blacking out" I think that the only person who was blacked out was the victim
>>70372035
Yes. Also probably has something to do with his case being shit and he didn't have enough money to hire someone good.
>first time experiencing drinking
lmao fuck off
Didn't he get diagnosed for alcohol addiction or whatever?
Fuck right off
>first time out drinking
>rapes a woman
i've gotten drunk plenty of times and still have managed to not rape anyone
Your Honor my client pretended to rape this White women.
>>70372298
Well, making it through high school is an accomplishment for them
>>70371991
EVERY FUCKING TIME
CUM STEALIN WHITE BOIS!
AKIN' A FOOL
I can't believe she was going for the "All college freshmen do this c'mon" argument
>prosecution already pointed out that intoxication isn't a defence
>defence trying to blame the raping on intoxication
wut
HOLY SHIT, LITERALLY CLAIMING HE IS INNOCENT BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK
Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOL!
AKIN A FOO
AKIN A FOO
AKIN A FOO
AKIN A FOO
Defending a nigger who put a bottle in a unconscious girls ass and then teabags her.
is she really trying to make the jury put themselves in the place of a rapist?
>you see photos you don't remember of a rape
lel
What the fuck is she rambling about? She's blaming it all on the alcohol?
ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL
I know she doesn't have much to work with, but the defense lawyer is failing horribly.
Her defense is literally
>He was drunk
>He doesn't remember
>He a po' boy
>The puppet masta made him do it!
So this is what /pol/ has come to? The jews have won.
>>70372179
The white guy who prepped the defendant is a christian. He's just dutch.
How long is this going to last, i just want to seen the nog convicted?
>>70372412
>>70372396
>>70372388
Did she really say that?
How did I miss it?
ANY PICS DEY HAVE IN DEY FONE
ackin a fool.
Oh lord. Raping, pissing on, sodomizing a passed out girl.
ackin a fool
your telling me this nigger only drank once in his life and blacked out, and cannot remember raping a white girl, oh but he took pics too kekekek
HE DON'T KNOW HER
*smacks lips*
SO HE WOULDN'T WANT TO DO STUFF.
>>70372285
I died.
So Dindu dindu rape, because drunk?
>Yeaaahhh
>>70372325
The "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" defense
>de-mmediatly.
Them photos be in yo phone
The whitey puppet mastas are framin the good boi
Anyone else want to send the transcript of this speech to christopher walken? i really want to hear him read this
YALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MAH MIND
HE DELETED THE PICTURE BECUZ HE WUZ AFRAID N SHIET
U DEMEDIATELY DEMETE DEM
>>70372421
it's normal, because you're a white fucking male
HE WAS TERRIFIED HE MIGHT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HE DID.
>who DO have memory
>>70372470
WHO DO HAS
THIS NIG HAS A LAW DEGREE!?!?!?!?
>>70372123
You won't fool me you lowland Jew
I'LL TELL YOU WHO DOES HAS MEMORY
HOW ARE THE JURY NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
He deleted the pictures out of terror, totally not trying to destroy evidence
ACKIN A FOOL
DO HAVE MEMORY
DUZ HAVE MEMORY
WHO DO HAVE MEMORY
FUCK, SHE'S ON TO ME
To be fair, at this point I think she's trying to lower the sentence, not get the not guilty verdict.
Nobody can think "you wuz drunk" is a legit good defence, right?
white girls word against a niggers word, lol who cares? id shoot em both if it was up to me.
LIAR MACKENZIE
WHO DID DUZ DIDDUZ
>>70370943
lmao i cant
>I TELL YOU WHO DO HAS MEMORY
lmao
DA PUPPET MASTAS!!!
>>70372269
both?
WHO DO HAZ MEMORY
>>70372487
Laughing to hard?
>Liar Mckenzie
pfffft
I TELL YOU WHO DO HAS MEMORY
>who do have memory
HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR?
Are we sure that this isn't a satirical show or anything like that, because holy fuck, not even /pol/ could make up such a fucking joke of a defence even when we try to.
>>70368257
was this really said?
>>70372471
That's a cute ayylmao.
You know your fucked when your lawyer starts talking in ebonics.
>>70372034
>1/12
>>70372471
Fuck you faggot, this is good entertainment.
GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT BITCH.
>MR. I LIED IN 4 DIFFERENT STATEMENTS MCKENZIE
Why did he keep the footages after he found them on his phone?
whitey dont think it be like it is but it do
HOLY SHIT
>choosing an Affirmative Action negro lawyer as your defence attorney
>evidence is self-recorded video on your own fucking phone
>But I AX YOU
>DID HE DINDU IT?
>>70372565
KEK
>who do has memry
ok, i lost
how long is this going to take until we finally get to hear the sentence?
My sides bros I ain't gonna make it, this is too much
This is justice in America in 2016
>>70372601
who ever said she did
>>70372421
*not managed to
It's all in how you phrase it, really
blame it on the puppet
>>70372455
someone has to, but she would actually keep her reputation (is she ever had one) by just keeping it brief and telling the jury to just be fair and look at all the evidence.
I sat in a child rape trial as a juror, it was so obvious the defendant was guilty so the closing speech was basically that. Short and to the point, everyone wants this guy locked up already.
This bitch needs to shut her soul sista ass up.
I TELL YOU WHO DO i mean DOES
>>70372601
Diversity quota on graduating class obviously.
THAS RITE THE NEWS STORY IS BLAME IT ON DA PUPPET
>guess the race of the puppet master
do haz memory. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
I can definitely see it. First thing I do after a black out drunk night is deleting photos from that night out of sheer terror.
All the crazy shit I did tonight
Those will be the best memories
I just want to let it go for the night
That will be the best therapy for me
GEE BILLY, TWO VIDEOS???
if he's a puppetmaster why did he take pics :^)
>I TELL YOU WHO DO HAZ MEMORY
AAYYYYYYYYYYYY
who /dying/ here
>>70372590
Piss analyzed on her.
"reasonable DOUBT nigg..."
"I mean your honor"
>>70372543
SHE'S A LAWYER?
Damn I should have got a law degree if this is the caliber of lawyers these days.
>>70372565
top kek
Duh puppet mastah supreme
>>70372565
nice
>>70372471
muh dick
>>70372213
she with child
>>70372485
couple more mins til the judge tells her to shut up and jury about 5mins to return a guilty verdict
Is this real? Is this all a big joke? I don't think I've ever seen a worse defense than this
>>70372615
I'm still waiting for her to axe a question.
>>70372601
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE A LAWYER BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE
THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING YOU CAN DO
>LITERALLY HE DINDU NUFFINZ
mfw puppet master pulling my strings
>>70372627
better version of "le monke"
>>70372601
>implying there was even a bar
She can't even get out of a chair, she probably couldn't walk over a bar even when it just lays on the ground.
Liar mckenzie and the puppet master
Can she walk? Why is she doing this from a chair?
So his sperm was found in her right?
Did they get a Turkey baster and shove it up her cooche according to this conspiracy?
This lawyer knows that, because somebody else was involved in the rape, that the defendant is still guilty of rape, right? Or is she being obtuse because the jury is full of blacks? Or is she an affirmative action lawyer?
Jury is going to be in and out of deliberations in less than an hour.
Da AGG rape
>>70372609
This is a fucking meme goldmine
>t. eternal sheboon attorney
Is his name really Liar Mckanzie?
SHIIIIIIIIIET WE LUWYERZ NOW
Someone better put this on youtube as the worst defense of all time
it will go viral, trust me.
>>70372416
Alcohol use disorder used to be called Substance Dependence/Abuse (alcohol subtype). For the dependence subtype it means, by definition that he had been drunk severely before and it caused him problems.
Would she be using this defense if this puppet master was Jewish?
What is the other woman doing standing there?
