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GET IN HERE /pol/
Closing Arguments are being given now.
http://www.wildabouttrial.com/one_off/vanderbilt-rape-trial-cory-batey/
>>70370943
is this the end of the trial?
>>70371028
Closing Arguments being given by defense RIGHT NOW.
Then jury deliberations. Then verdict.
>>70370943
I dislike the way this woman is talking already. Did they get her out of the hood?
>>70371271
dis nigger gal talkin the big wuhds
how the fuck does this help her client?
>>70371308
She went to a night school and graduated in 2013.
Her law school is not recognized to practice by the American Bar Association.
If she wants to practice in another state she needs the permission of the State Supreme Court.
His defense lawyer is arguing that he got cucked by the boyfriend while drunk. He tried to fire her but was overruled by the Judge.
Better link:
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what the fuck kind of defense is this even trying to be
Was the victim white?
>>70371782
yup
>>70371308
She got herself out of the hood. kind of.
Terrible lawyer, but still a lawyer so she's already in the top 1% of blacks
ids habbidin
oh god fucking damn it this is painful.
>this defense
>>70371836
This is true.
HE DINDU NUFFIN
HE A GOOD BOY
>>70371516
Why would he choose her then?
She's clearly not a public defender.
Jury is gonna deliberate a grand total of 5 minutes
deliberation wont last more than a few minutes, judge will throw out and discredit her shit attempt at a closing statement so that the jury can't regard it.
OPEN AND SHUT CASE
>Puppet master
This can't be real
This is fucking insane. What kind of defense is this? He was drunk so it doesn't matter that he raped that girl?
>puppet master vanderburg
That's sound awesome.
>puppet master
>VandenBERG
RIGHT AGAIN
WE WUZ ATTOURNEYS AND SHEEIT
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS MASTER OF PUPPETS
LET THE COURT SEE THAT MY CLIENTS SPERM DIN DUN NUFFIN.
ALSO DEY DESTROYED DUH EVIDANCE
PUPPET MASTER
HOLY SHIIEETT
PUPPETMASTER JEWBERG
Are the other dudes white?
>>70371925
don't underestimate the stupidity of jurors, though
>>70371686
THEY WUZ PUPPA MASTA
>>70370943
IF THIS DINDU CAN BECOME A LAWYER. I HAVE A LOT OF HOPE FOR MY FUTURE CAREER
>>70371851
this girl tho.........
What are the chances of him actually being found not guilty?
for long periods of time................................................................... while they laughin
*SMACKS LIPS*
did the nigger pick her because she was black like him?
SPEAK SISTAH
WE
WUZ
FORGETFUL
>>70370943
PUPPET MASTER
PUPPET MASTER
PUPPET MASTER
CAMERAMAN
PUPPET MASTER
Wait, didn't we already establish that "he wuz drunk" doesn't count as a defense?
PUPPET MASTER
wtf is her point
sounds like slam poetry instead
she's talking at like 3 words per second what the fuck??
>>70371836
this is the best and brightest of the black race folks
>>70370943
this coon is the funniest thing about this trial
TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT TO THE RIGHT
LOOK EVERYONE, AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN ACTION
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
To da lef
this aint slam poetry dumb negress
THEY WUZ NOT GOIN IN DA BAFFROOM
Don't you have a time minute for your closing statements? If so someone do something to call the damn time.
Who else /Puppetmaster/ here?
>PUPPET MASTER
>>70371686
>Evil White boy made the young aspiring musician rape and teabag an unconcious woman
holy fuck this closing argument
this fat nigger in a chair
puppet master
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj23pMdQBZ8
damn this nigger bitch needs to stfu
>>70371976
>VandenBERG
Van den Berg is a Dutch last name and not a jewish one
>he doesn't remember so it wasn't rape
>also ultimate puppet master made him do it
This can't be real.
>>70371811
Are we sure that his lawyer thinks that she is the lawyer and not the prosecutor?
Because this is about the worst defence I've seen since the Goalocaust.
>"go to the left"
>"go back to the right"
>"drops a towel"
>"picks it up"
This is not a defense.
>eating his food
>appropriating mexican culture
>AMERICAN LAW SCHOOL
>H
>A
>H
>A
>H
THE SURVEILLANCE SHE WAS SAW
>>70372025
so is this thing talking a lawyer or a tumblr regular?
PUPPET MASSA
>>70372079
TO THE LEF
PUPPETMASTER COUNT:20
>rape is a simple thing
So rape is fine as long as you aren't the one who is white?
Honestly I haven't laughed so much in a while.
I'm watching this while eating my breakfast cereal and having coffee, what a glorious start of the day.
she probably thought the puppet master shit sounded cool in her head
Shit this lady is redpilled as fuck, she's naming the Jew right now, and /pol/ is shitting all over her for it
30 minutes or less with a guilty verdict
I could have defended him better and I am a fucking high school dropout.
>>70371962
>Not including time it takes to file out and back in of the courtroom
>>70371806
burn the coal
look out someone might snap dem fingers
post yfw
shes just saying the same shit over and over
IT WUZ DA PUPPET MASTER VANDENBERG
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE FIRE HER
AFFIRMATIVE BLACKTION STRIKES AGAIN
>Puppet Master Vandenberg
>Puppet Master
>VandenBERG
/pol/ is always right
drunk niggas being drunk
reminder that you can't run if you're drunk
MUH INNER CITY SCHOOL
WHY IS SHE SITTING?!
I can hear the chair crying out in pain under the sheboons weight
PUPPET MASSAH
>>70371969
The best part is they just got done establishing that being drunk doesn't make you not guilty of rape. Was she not paying attention, or does she just think legal precedent doesn't apply to her because she a STRONG BLACK WOMAN?
Holy fuck is she going to make herself cry??
puppet master
>>70370943
You grow up in an inner-city school.
OBJECTION
Muh inner city schoo
I wonder who is this puppet master
WE WUZ PUPPET MASTAS AND SHIT
HERE IT COMES, IT'S THE HARD LIFE ARGUMENT
>prestigious high school
Is this lady a lawyer or a crackhead they found on the street?
HE WUZ HELD DOWN BY DA MAN IN DA INNA CITY!!!
SHEEEITTTTT HE A GOOD BOI
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths' construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Master, master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Fix Me
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Your honor, this nigger is taking too long.
>URBAN YOOF
>oh wait he went to a good school
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?
"inner city"
classic dindu defence
>>70372267
Isn't that an oxymoron?
>MUH DEFENSE
>"Haven't made any big mistakes in your life yet"
Is she admitting he did it?
>>70372213
If she stands the WHITE PUPPET MASTA will get her, surely.
LE PUPPET MASTER MAYMAY
DEM WHITE BOYS STOLE THE SPERM. THERE WAS A TOWEL!!!! HE DONT REMEMBER NUFFIN! DEM PICTURES OF HIS DICK IN HER VAGINA ARE BECAUSE THEY FRAMING HIM. DEM CAMERAS ARE RASSIST! HE WAS DRUNK! IMAGE, HE WENT TO SCHOOL! HE PLAYS FOOTBALL! HE DINDU NUFFIN. DAT SPERM WAS STOLEN BY THE WHIT BOYS. FIRST TIME AWAY FROM THE GHETTO!
BLACKING OUT
>>70372118
>dis woman
>everything wrong
I hope she uses those props behind her.
IN DA SEETY SCOO
*SMACKS LIPS*
OH FUCK IS SHE GOING FOR THE IT WAS A JOKE DEFENSE
INTOXICATION IS NOT A DEFENSE
>HE WUZ WITHOUT HE MOMA
>DA POOR BOI
LEAVE DA NESS
WHERE THE FLYING FUCK IS SHE GOING WITH THIS
>>70372206
fucking meme magic
You've gone too far this time /pol/
She blacked out alright
:^)
>first time experiencing drinking
kek
OH SHIT WITHOUT MOMMY HE GETS DRUNK AND RAPES A GIRL!!!
NOT HIS FAULT!
>He raped her but it's okay because he was drunk and dindu
ACKIN A FOOL
Sure everyone makes mistakes, we rape girls sometimes, it happens.
rowdy kids. gettin crunk and rapin hos
"FIRST TIME AWAY FROM MOM'S RULES"
THIS DEFENSE IS SURE TO WORK!
HE AINT REMEMBER IT SO IT DONT COUNT
>Raping is actin' a foo
Stop it please.
>actin' a fool
HE DRUNK N SHET HE A GOOD BOI.
ACTIN' A FOO
THIS IS A TRIAL YOU DUMB SHEBOON
"blacking out" I think that the only person who was blacked out was the victim
>>70372035
Yes. Also probably has something to do with his case being shit and he didn't have enough money to hire someone good.
>first time experiencing drinking
lmao fuck off
Didn't he get diagnosed for alcohol addiction or whatever?
Fuck right off
>first time out drinking
>rapes a woman
i've gotten drunk plenty of times and still have managed to not rape anyone
Your Honor my client pretended to rape this White women.
>>70372298
Well, making it through high school is an accomplishment for them
>>70371991
EVERY FUCKING TIME
CUM STEALIN WHITE BOIS!
AKIN' A FOOL
I can't believe she was going for the "All college freshmen do this c'mon" argument
>prosecution already pointed out that intoxication isn't a defence
>defence trying to blame the raping on intoxication
wut
HOLY SHIT, LITERALLY CLAIMING HE IS INNOCENT BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK
Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOL!
AKIN A FOO
AKIN A FOO
AKIN A FOO
AKIN A FOO
Defending a nigger who put a bottle in a unconscious girls ass and then teabags her.
is she really trying to make the jury put themselves in the place of a rapist?
>you see photos you don't remember of a rape
lel
What the fuck is she rambling about? She's blaming it all on the alcohol?
ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL ACTIN DA FOOL
I know she doesn't have much to work with, but the defense lawyer is failing horribly.
Her defense is literally
>He was drunk
>He doesn't remember
>He a po' boy
>The puppet masta made him do it!
So this is what /pol/ has come to? The jews have won.
>>70372179
The white guy who prepped the defendant is a christian. He's just dutch.
How long is this going to last, i just want to seen the nog convicted?
>>70372412
>>70372396
>>70372388
Did she really say that?
How did I miss it?
ANY PICS DEY HAVE IN DEY FONE
ackin a fool.
Oh lord. Raping, pissing on, sodomizing a passed out girl.
ackin a fool
your telling me this nigger only drank once in his life and blacked out, and cannot remember raping a white girl, oh but he took pics too kekekek
HE DON'T KNOW HER
*smacks lips*
SO HE WOULDN'T WANT TO DO STUFF.
>>70372285
I died.
So Dindu dindu rape, because drunk?
>Yeaaahhh
>>70372325
The "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" defense
>de-mmediatly.
Them photos be in yo phone
The whitey puppet mastas are framin the good boi
Anyone else want to send the transcript of this speech to christopher walken? i really want to hear him read this
YALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MAH MIND
HE DELETED THE PICTURE BECUZ HE WUZ AFRAID N SHIET
U DEMEDIATELY DEMETE DEM
>>70372421
it's normal, because you're a white fucking male
HE WAS TERRIFIED HE MIGHT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HE DID.
>who DO have memory
>>70372470
WHO DO HAS
THIS NIG HAS A LAW DEGREE!?!?!?!?
>>70372123
You won't fool me you lowland Jew
I'LL TELL YOU WHO DOES HAS MEMORY
HOW ARE THE JURY NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
He deleted the pictures out of terror, totally not trying to destroy evidence
ACKIN A FOOL
DO HAVE MEMORY
DUZ HAVE MEMORY
WHO DO HAVE MEMORY
FUCK, SHE'S ON TO ME
To be fair, at this point I think she's trying to lower the sentence, not get the not guilty verdict.
Nobody can think "you wuz drunk" is a legit good defence, right?
white girls word against a niggers word, lol who cares? id shoot em both if it was up to me.
LIAR MACKENZIE
WHO DID DUZ DIDDUZ
>>70370943
lmao i cant
>I TELL YOU WHO DO HAS MEMORY
lmao
DA PUPPET MASTAS!!!
>>70372269
both?
WHO DO HAZ MEMORY
>>70372487
Laughing to hard?
>Liar Mckenzie
pfffft
I TELL YOU WHO DO HAS MEMORY
>who do have memory
HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR? HOW DID SHE PASS THE BAR?
Are we sure that this isn't a satirical show or anything like that, because holy fuck, not even /pol/ could make up such a fucking joke of a defence even when we try to.
>>70368257
was this really said?
>>70372471
That's a cute ayylmao.
You know your fucked when your lawyer starts talking in ebonics.
>>70372034
>1/12
>>70372471
Fuck you faggot, this is good entertainment.
GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT BITCH.
>MR. I LIED IN 4 DIFFERENT STATEMENTS MCKENZIE
Why did he keep the footages after he found them on his phone?
whitey dont think it be like it is but it do
HOLY SHIT
>choosing an Affirmative Action negro lawyer as your defence attorney
>evidence is self-recorded video on your own fucking phone
>But I AX YOU
>DID HE DINDU IT?
>>70372565
KEK
>who do has memry
ok, i lost
how long is this going to take until we finally get to hear the sentence?
My sides bros I ain't gonna make it, this is too much
This is justice in America in 2016
>>70372601
who ever said she did
>>70372421
*not managed to
It's all in how you phrase it, really
blame it on the puppet
>>70372455
someone has to, but she would actually keep her reputation (is she ever had one) by just keeping it brief and telling the jury to just be fair and look at all the evidence.
I sat in a child rape trial as a juror, it was so obvious the defendant was guilty so the closing speech was basically that. Short and to the point, everyone wants this guy locked up already.
This bitch needs to shut her soul sista ass up.
I TELL YOU WHO DO i mean DOES
>>70372601
Diversity quota on graduating class obviously.
THAS RITE THE NEWS STORY IS BLAME IT ON DA PUPPET
>guess the race of the puppet master
do haz memory. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
I can definitely see it. First thing I do after a black out drunk night is deleting photos from that night out of sheer terror.
All the crazy shit I did tonight
Those will be the best memories
I just want to let it go for the night
That will be the best therapy for me
GEE BILLY, TWO VIDEOS???
if he's a puppetmaster why did he take pics :^)
>I TELL YOU WHO DO HAZ MEMORY
AAYYYYYYYYYYYY
who /dying/ here
>>70372590
Piss analyzed on her.
"reasonable DOUBT nigg..."
"I mean your honor"
>>70372543
SHE'S A LAWYER?
Damn I should have got a law degree if this is the caliber of lawyers these days.
>>70372565
top kek
Duh puppet mastah supreme
>>70372471
muh dick
>>70372213
she with child
>>70372485
couple more mins til the judge tells her to shut up and jury about 5mins to return a guilty verdict
Is this real? Is this all a big joke? I don't think I've ever seen a worse defense than this
>>70372615
I'm still waiting for her to axe a question.
>>70372601
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE A LAWYER BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE
THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING YOU CAN DO
>LITERALLY HE DINDU NUFFINZ
mfw puppet master pulling my strings
>>70372627
better version of "le monke"
>>70372601
>implying there was even a bar
She can't even get out of a chair, she probably couldn't walk over a bar even when it just lays on the ground.
Liar mckenzie and the puppet master
Can she walk? Why is she doing this from a chair?
So his sperm was found in her right?
Did they get a Turkey baster and shove it up her cooche according to this conspiracy?
This lawyer knows that, because somebody else was involved in the rape, that the defendant is still guilty of rape, right? Or is she being obtuse because the jury is full of blacks? Or is she an affirmative action lawyer?
Jury is going to be in and out of deliberations in less than an hour.
Da AGG rape
>>70372609
This is a fucking meme goldmine
>t. eternal sheboon attorney
Is his name really Liar Mckanzie?
SHIIIIIIIIIET WE LUWYERZ NOW
Someone better put this on youtube as the worst defense of all time
it will go viral, trust me.
>>70372416
Alcohol use disorder used to be called Substance Dependence/Abuse (alcohol subtype). For the dependence subtype it means, by definition that he had been drunk severely before and it caused him problems.
Would she be using this defense if this puppet master was Jewish?
What is the other woman doing standing there?
>>70372704
just inside, this is mfw
What is this nog blabbing about?
What's the backstory here?
NEAR IT
>>70372752
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams?
>>70372615
unbelievable a retarded negro defending another equally retarded negro
>>70372729
oh so she literally is full of shit
her MOUF
oh yeah I forgot
Is she sitting telling a story to kindergartners?
>>70372682
Is the race of the victim known? I heard the negress say her name and it sounded white.
>i never saw his penis
>BUT I KNOW IT HAPPENED
she sounds like a random person on the bus talking to her friend about last weekend
>>70372659
I know britbro, this is disgraceful. Burn it all down and start over.
YOU NEVER SAW DAT PENIS
>>70372780
They could do this in five minutes with this fucking defence.
IS THIS REAL?
I NEVER SAW HIS PENIS BUT I KNOW IT HAPPENED
I NEVER SAW HIS PENIS BUT I KNOW IT HAPPENED
I NEVER SAW HIS PENIS BUT I KNOW IT HAPPENED
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>70372568
Well according the the DA "being drunk" can only be used as a defense in the lesser two charges. The five major charges it cannot be used a defense.
>i never saw his penis
BBC MYTH DEBUNKED
ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. ARE THERE ANY OTHER LAW SCHOOL/LAWYER FAGS HERE? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING.
Whoppie Goldberg in her latest role as a lawyer
He was only in 12 photos!!!!!!!!!! HE A GUD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I neva seen his penis
>>70372780
>yfw we'll get a verdict in this very thread
NEVER SAW PAYNUS
> I didn't see her penis
> It didn't have it.
>>70372815
It's her bodyguard, in case the PUPPET MASTA attacks.
>OMG HE PUT BENIS IN VAGINA!
>proven innocent
GENIUS
MY FUCKING GOD HER ACCENT!!
even if he raped her why should i give a fuck? why is this a crime???
>>70372659
I honestly don't actually laugh out loud a lot but got dam my sides right now. This can't be real
>>70372830
it's white
BLAMING THE VICTIM!
>never saw his penis
>mfw
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
THIS IS THE WORST DEFENSE OF ALL TIME
>Disregard that, she sucks cocks
she's so retarded she even gets objections on her closing statements
>muh metaphysical dick
>>70372856
kek
DISREGARD THAT
>I never saw his penis BUT I KNOW IT HAPPENED
>I NEVAH SAW HIS PENIS
Well they wouldn't if he was balls-deep in her cunt now would they?
JUST FUCK MY SIDES UP FAMILIA
>>70372797
roaches can't be lawyers
>schu schu
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT FUCKING COURTROOM
SOMEONE CALL THE ZOOKEEPERS MY SIDES CANT HANDLE MUCH MORE
FINE mr. batey guilty
>>70372815
she's touching herself
I saw his penis
>disregarded
STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE WITH UR MOUTH FAT BITCH JESUS CHRIST...
>>70372860
Yo.
>>70372704
I am legit laughing out loud. Holy shit
Does this even count as defense? This surely has to be helping the prosecution...
Jesus christ what the fuck
>she ignores count 2
Did she honestly think they would let get away with saying all that bullshit? lol
>>70372860
shouldnt you be upset over this? how can she be a lawyer? or are your exams a literal joke?
>>70372884
edgy leaf, you will die of loneliness while people laugh
>Cowobberating
lmaoooooooooo this dumb nigger u know wut im sayin
*bobs head*
>>70372815
Intimidation.
>>70372827
CARLOS!
Been at work, what is this?
>>70372963
SHIT IT BITCH YOU DIDN SEE NUFFIN
I have no idea what I'm watching. This is fucking gold.
>>70372985
>niggers
>in charge of elementary mathematics
If the man's guilty and there's proof, hang him. If not, hang the fucking lawyers for wasting everybody's time. Just lay out the facts in chronical fucking order and leave out bs.
>>70372978
Maybe this is the plan. Have a bad enough lawyer, get a mistrial later.
dey was yurinatin
How long is this going to go on?
She already knows he's fucked. Just give it up.
The prosecution has already given their closing statements right?
dindu nuffin
LYIN' MACKENZIE
PUTS THE BOTTLE UP HIGH
PUTS IT DOWN
THEN HE RAPES
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
>WHAT THE FUCK? JUST WHAT THE FUCK?
Post how long you think they jury will take to find a verdict.
How can this thing pass the bar?
>LIER MCCKENZIE
>being druck
>being estatic
>raping people
>not smelling their pee filled hair
wait, this nigga pissed on her too?
>>70373050
correct - defense gets to go last
>>70372945
this , all DNA evidence are just racist.
Is this an all black jury?
How does she think this sassy black woman act is going to work?
If I was on that jury, I would be so influenced by the unprofessionalism of this sheboon lawyer.
Liar Mckenzie has a plan for everything.
I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally acquit this shit
>uncooperated testimony
>>70373055
my sides
>>70373033
why was this deleted?
>>70372989
It's infuriating, but hilarious all the same
>>70372891
I believe you, but is there some sort of confirmation? I don't even know the name of the accused. I just found out about this today.
>>70373030
chui cramper bien red tabarnak
>>70373076
yep
>Wow- thew defense attorney has an instagram, and its very unprofessional.
>very
- leaning towards another mistrial inavaoidable becos inarguable incompetence now - this bitch get you executed for a parking ticket. Holy Fuck. Just.
DID YOU SMELL THAT URINE?
NO
YOU MUST ACQUIT
>>70373067
I think the minimum is something like 2 hours anyway but that's british law.
How the hell did this nigga get through law school...
>>70373050
Yeah
>>70373048
You have to go on for like 30 minutes.
>nobody said they smelled urine
>case closed
>>70373068
It didn't
IT'S THIS PUPPET MASTER AGAIN
I START TO SEE WHAT SHE IS SAYING
>>70372829
she figures if she made it more complicated she couldn't understand it as a juror.
>>70373008
I'm gonna bash my fucking head in listening to this bitch.
ASSUME AND CONVICK
So did he kill her or only "raped" her?
>>70373026
HILARIOUS, NIGGER RAPED A WHITE GIRL AND HIS NIGGER LAWYER CANT SPEAK ENGLISH
SHE IS MONKEYING OUT RIGHT NOW, CALL A ZOOKEEPER
Funniest shit I've seen in a very long time desu
This nigger going to get raped in prison
>>70373068
to all those questionning whether she passed the bar test or not
she didnt
she did some shitty unrecognised night law school that isnt accredited
Who is this puppet master?
>mfw all the nigger defendants have scottish names
>>70373076
Yes.
>>70373070
immediately made me think of "lyin' Ted". That's the power of meme magic
>>70373076
Its ok because he was too drunk to remember pissing on her
IF THE DICK DON'T FIT
YOU MUST ACQUIT
>>70373076
yeah he pissed on her , and his piss was identified that it was him.
But this bitch is just ignoring it.
why she is not standing ????????
FUCKING FATTT HOOOOOEEEE
FUCK, THE JIG IS UP
Why are ad hominem attacks allowed?
>>70373050
yes but I'm not sure if they have a final chance of rebuttal in american justice
Whats the "puppetmastah" count at?
>>70372601
affirmative action. no joke.
I get so angry that I'm working for min wage but these fucking animals make lawyers salaries.
this alone is enough to make me angry engouh to kill leftists and niggers
Why is she fucking around with the details about the bottle and urine? We know he fucked her and stuck his fingers in her. What's some water sports at this point?
>>70373067
As soon as she's done speaking.
>>70373121
A F F I R M A T I V E
C
T
I
O
N
this nigger REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70373121
Affirmative action
They should pan the camera to the black guy.
I'd love to see his face during this.
SHE CAN STAND ITS A MIRACLE
>>70372819
Dindu football player and some of his dindu friends (plus the Jewish puppetmaster) raped some unconscious white girl. They peed on her, smacked her ass, and raped her, found his semen in her, and videotaped it.
Now, the defense is claiming that the Jewish puppetmaster is responsible. This is the worst defense ever. Even if someone else was more in charge of the rape, the defendant still raped a girl. Nazi concentration camp guards were still convicted of crimes against humanity even though they were following orders.
SERIOUSLY IS THIS THE REAL LAWYERS COUSIN OR SOMETHING THIS CAN'T BE REAL
I'm a 6'4" Wendy's cook with a 9" cock who makes $120,000 a year.
HOLY KEK
>State finds photo evidence
>THEY JUST WANT YOU TO ASSUME THAT IT HAPPENED THERE'S NO PROOF
This is the greatest thing ever, you guys. My sides will never be the same
THEEEEIIN
>>70373116
Murika cases can last days until all of the jurors decide on the same verdict.
>Lyin McKenzie
>Lyin McKenzie
>Lyin McKenzie Tellin you dis
Is that not fucking Ad Hominem? Is that the prosecutor or a witness' name? I'm only joining recently.
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
THERE'S NO SPERM
>THERE'S NO SPERM
>>70373111
Link that shit negro
THERES NO FINGERPRINTS OF HIS DICK
CAN'T YOU SEE
IT'S ALL A SETUP
>>70370943
O.P. here. This is the longest, best thread I have ever started since coming here.
Wait who's the puppet and who's the puppet master?
>>70373030
It really is like they took some street rat sheboon out of the projects and threw her into the court room. This is fucking unbelievable
>speech skills of a fucking two year old; taking 1 to 2 seconds, trying to process thoughts from her brain into words
>mostly figurative speeches and sudden perspectives that has nothing to do with the evidence on the trial, like she is on stage at a drama club
>This is what happens and i will not show or link evidence to what happen, but let ME TELL YOU
Where did this bitch come from?
THE STATE IS TRYANN TA PUT DOWN DIS BROTHA
SHE CAN STAND
>>70373076
He raped her, put his ass in her face, pissed on her, inserted a bottle and fingers in to anus and vagina, smacked her ass so hard it left hand marks.
>dindunuffin
This shit isn't funny.
Your life might one day be on the line and a woman, this woman, one that aspires to be just like her, could put you in prison for the rest of your life, and the state could look the other way in fear of racism.
this is the future you chose
Any one got that pic of her website?
Wow what a shitty lawyer. I also have never seen a lawyer address the jury while sitting down. Looks unprofessional and lazy
>persons
IT'S PEOPLE YOU ILLITERATE FUCK.
should have hired jeantel
>>70373158
I only hope this bitch will start screaming BLACK POWER once he is judged and sent to prison.
dude is innocent, mayo-eating peckerwood was asking for it
>>70373159
What dumb fuck hires that idiot as a lawyer?
SPUHERM
>>70373101
I think this is her
>hisself
asshole fingerprints, WHERE ARE THEY??
>Lyin' Mackenzie
Clever bitch stealing Trump slogans. Shame about the whole being shit at law and basic debate though.
>he isnt accused of inciting crime
>he is accused of raping
>
HERES MY BOARD, PLEASE LOOK
Holy fuck she is terrible. Even if the guy was fucking innocent he would have no hope.
>>70373050
Yes listened to the whole thing. The woman was crying by the end of it.
She said the photos and video prove it. That was about it.
>>70373248
SCHNIPPEN SCHNAPPEN
>hisself
THATS NOT A FUCKING WORD
>>70373300
kek this is what i was reminded of
>>70373159
'MERICA
AYY YO HOL UP DAT SOME PUPPET MASTERY?
CRIMMINY RESPAWNSBAWL
>>70373076
yes.
>>70373257
Let me say this again.
AFFIRMATIVE
ACTION.
>>70373285
Remember, if you are guilty, get a jewish lawyer
>>70373170
The Scots-Irish were the ethnic core of the slave-owning South.
>>70373333
checked
>>70373076
Is that the Giant Dad being killed by a rabbit with a huge sword?
>>70373257
Someone should make it a project to edit out all those pauses to see how long it would have taken if she spoke normally.
This isn't even close to the ZimZam summing up. That trail was actually a legit defence.
This is just a fucking trainwreck.
>>70373336
This.
>>70373318
well niggers.
>He couldn't encourage himself to do anything
Including not rape her apparently.
ACGHT
>>70373082
I guess Black Lives Matter in the sense of FUCK are they ever entertaining.
"He was too dumb to rape"
"He was too drunk to rape"
Jesus christ, is she gonna spit on the ground?
Can the puppet master be a new meme?
That shit had my dying.
>>70373249
Make another, faggot. It can't end yet
>if he gets off on this defense every DUI will be overturned
Holy shit, if he was innocent, he'd be fucked by his defense lawyer.
Just how fucking long is her closing statement? Holy shit.
>>70372830
I hate bebe but im saving this
>>70373101
Corey Batey
This can't be real, puppet master
HE DIDN'T AID OR ABET, HE JUST RUBBED HIS ASS ON HER FACE.
HOLY FUCK THIS BULLET LIST, WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
wut
FINE HEEM CRIMINNY RESPONSBL
Lol this bitch has been watching too many lawyer shows.
>>70373213
Just trying to get some counts dropped.
Imagine being an innocent person and you have this thing assigned to you as a public defender.
JUST
If I pause
between every few words
I's soundin
more intulligent
YOU CAN HEAR HER STOMACH GROWLING KEK
I mean, all other shit aside, wtf is she wearing adn why hasn't she been thrown out of the court for slouching?
>>70373406
she's just making it worse for him.
MASTER PUPPET CONFIRMED FOR LIFE SENTENCE
>>70373247
was comment in video feed..
SUMBDY, FIND THIS BITCHIS INSTA, IT S'POSED BE GUD!
>>70373333
FUCK YO BOAD MAN, WE WUZ CHEKIN QUADS AND SHIET
Imagine some psycho pussy falsely accuses you of rape, and the court assigns this baboon as your defense lawyer.
that fucking poster
"BETWEEN JUNE 22, 2013 AND JUNE 23, 2013"
>>70373159
how can you be a lawyer in court without passing the bar test? wouldn't she have to take it by her own to practice after her shitty night school course?
he wuz too drunk and sheeit he dont even remember it
no criminal responsibility
I just arrived what's the story please ?
>>70373300
based wet grass
So according to this woman i can get drunk with my friends, save one, go out and pick up a woman and rape her all night, and I can get off scot free, and have the one sober guy locked up?
That's fucked up logic
BLACK OUT
>inb4 explosive diarrhea
>>70373443
would you stop it? nah mang
>>70372860
>HERE
https://join.skype.com/FX2zfMjQ1HTc
>>70370943
holy shit, the prosecution keeps interrupting her closing argument.
is that even allowed? i thought you couldn't object during opening and closing statements...
>some shit she wrote with a sharpie on a board
Could his dindu make an appeal to the judge on the grounds that his lawyer is incompetent to get a retrial?
>>70373232
Is this the worst criminal defense of all time? This is the perfect dindu storm.
I'm actually starting to feel bad for the defendant. Who convinced him to hire this horrible lawyer? He was guilty as soon as she opened her mouth.
Happy trails, Corey Batey.
>he wa tricked by da puppet masta
>>70373392
T B H F A M SHE'S A FULL BLOODED ACIDIC JEW
>>70373479
I wonder what movies did she watch to prepare herself for this trail?
CLEAR LIKKA WI BROWN LIKKA
>>70373550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SfKL6rrgc
>They're ignoring the previous trial where he admits his guilt
HE WAS DRUNK THAT MEANS ITS OK FOR HIM TO RAPE HER HE DINDU NUFFIN
her defense is literally " HE BLACKED OUT AND CAN'T REMEMBER RAPING HER"
I got haf a box set of law and order and I is qualifried.
Mr. Batey had a chimpout, I'd say.
POST FACE WHEN AFTER 5 MINS DELIVERY NIGGER IS DECLRED GUILTY
OH MY GOD IS SHE TRYING TO PAINT HIM AS A SECOND VICTIM.
>>70373596
legally they have to
CLEAR LIKKOR AND BROWN LIKKOR U MUST AKQUIT
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
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CLEAR LIQUOR
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CLEAR LIQUOR
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CLEAR LIQUOR
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CLEAR LIQUOR
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CLEAR LIQUOR
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CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
CLEAR LIQUOR
>BROWN LIQUOR
I can't get over how she's too fat and lazy to stand up during her closing statement.
>>70373530
except there is video evidence of you and your sperm
Mcgreggor is gonna die again faggot, you watch
>>70373584
OP HERE. I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
>>70373582
This fuckwit is actually paying for the service - he's not got a public defender.
>>70373565
I'm sure if statements are out of line and or false they can be objected to.
HE MIXED LIQUOR, HE'S INNOCENT!
>>70373554
>implying that this woman has any logic at all
This is so fucking ridiculous, that it even surpasses all the stereotypes up until this point.
>>70373490
I was on a self-defense case and the defender for the victim that was hit sounded just like this woman
>BULLETPOINT
ALSO, CONFIRMED FOR NEW MEMES:
LIAR MCKENZIE
PUPPETMASTER
MR. BATEY
>>70373534
some shit on her website I don't know, it was linked in previous threads
>>70373611
Blacked out is right
>>70373596
Does he actually do that?
Do you have a link?
Remember kids, don't mix your clears with your browns
did she really just use the joke of mixing white liquor with brown liquor? that's something freshmen joke about when they first get a bottle in their room.
this is now a defense.
m80s, we've now entered the fourth dimension...
Drunk nigger filmed raping, sodomizing and peeing on drunk white women. Defence is that he also was too drunk. Had a hangover as evidence. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
What even is this!
>He had a blackout
>He was seen walking
That's not how blackouts work!
>>70373550
A nigger rapped a white girl who was drunk
He was drunk too so he dindu nuffin
He has pissed on her and T bagged her
his lawyer is a nigger who refute all proofs and DNA despite all videos and pics taken.
CASE CLOSED
HE WOKE UP WITH A HANG OVER
what is this trial even over? the nigger was cucking some guy and he chimped out and killed both the girl and the cuck?
>Pics/Vipeos
>>70373582
That would be possible if they can show her to be mentally incompetent, which if you have an IQ lower than 50 might be the law in Tennessee.
>YFW Batey is actually innocent but his sheboon lawyer just sent him to the gallows.
>that fucking shit handwriting
>>70373490
If you're assigned a black public defender, can you request a white (preferably Jewish) public defender? You can request a white doctor.
>Every nigger knows you don't mix clear liquor with brown liquor
LAWDY LAWD PRAISE JESUS.
>This is all some elaborate fantastical plot against this innocent black man
>Also he was drunk and can't be held accountable of anything that happened
FUCKING HELL THAT BEAUTIFUL MIND NOTE-BOARD SETUP SHE'S GOT GOING ON
HAHAHAHAHA
The fuck did I start watching /pol/?
jesus jumped up christ, she's finishing her homework during the presentation
MADWOMAN
A
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A
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for rape to be rape the perpetrator must know that the victim does not consent.
niggers btfo
>>70373585
I really hope she tried to convince him to take a plea deal and he retardedly refused.
>>70373596
they have to, for all intents and purposes that trial never happened and no inference can be drawn from it
IS THIS STILL THE CLOSING STATEMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
IT WAS A HOLOGRAM OF MY CLIENT IN THE FOOTAGE N SHIIEETT
DA STATE WANTS U TO ACCEP DAT
>>70373596
Can't use testimony from a previous trial
>>70370943
The retarded she-boon is still babbling?
Wtf is she doing?
>>70373712
sure it is. that said, being blackout drunk isn't a defense or I can get drunk, hop in my car, run down a crowd of pedestrians, and get off scot free
Brandenvanderburg
>>70373631
>legally they have to
>legally
true but it's reality. it happened. the sheboon can talk until the end of time for his defense
>>70373739
That would be some pitch black humor.
The fucking jury's already reached its verdict you gigantic useless ham planet, just fuck off already
>>70373758
Greatest comedy show ever
>>70373067
Nigger will counter sue raped chick for muh raysissim
>>70373739
>Innocent
>Pictures of him with his fingers in, dick in, and ass hole on a girl who is completely dead to the world passed out
pick 1
>>70373611
that's clearly fabricated
she blacked out
he blacked in.
i do wonder though, how in the fuck is it "rape" if the woman has blacked out, but if the dude has also blacked out it's "rape."
i blacked out once after mixing liquor and xanax. shit's FRIGHTENING. friends told me all sorts of shit that i did/said that i couldn't recall.
the law should, in theory, take this into consideration given that the law takes this shit into consideration for "consent."
>>70372296
This whole speech is the dindu nuffin defence
Dumb boon doesn't know how to user PowerPoint
>>70373790
WE CAN'T ACCEP DAT DOE
simple tass
>>70373696
what if i told you we were always there?
>>70373758
A third grade sheboon trying to play lawyer
CHAPELLE SHOW
CHAPELLE SHOW
>>70373721
This beats this
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html
for side orbit
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN STONED NOW IS THE TIME
Why doesn't the judge just ask her to stop? Can he?
SIMPLE THINGS
I
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G
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>>70373654
/pol/ stereotypes exist for a reason anon.
i have severe ADHD and i can keep my shit together more than this lawyer bitch
MISTUH BATEY MISPLACED PENIS WHILE HE WA BLAKKED OUT FUCKIN PUPPETMASSA
>GUILTY
YOUR LONG TERM MEMORY, UNLOCKED
>>70373841
do you have this picture ?
wikipedia tier closing, judge should jail her for contempt
Dat long term memree
>Simple things
>Driving
This trial will stay in my "lone turm" memory for sure.
SHE JUST DEFENDED DRINKING AND DRIVING REEEEE
Does this lawyer have a web site? I'm legit curious on what it looks like.
>SIMPLE THINGS
LIKE RAPE
>SIMPLE THINGS
LIKE RAPE
>SIMPLE THINGS
LIKE RAPE
>SIMPLE THINGS
LIKE RAPE
>niggers
>long-term memory
lel
DRIVE HOME IM JUST DOIN MY THANG
SHIEEET
>>70373758
A black power "smack lips" comedy show
>>70373801
ever heard of filibustering
WE CAN'T EXCEPT DAT WE JUST CAN'T
>>70373434
I came in rape. Explain the puppet master thing please TIA
Need another new thread OP
Wuz duh puppet massa criminally responsible fo' mixing clear n brown liquor?
>>70373758
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2016/04/04/cory-batey-retrial-day--day-updates/82580622/
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>Blackout drunk can only do simple things they do commonly
>Defendant, Blackout drunk rapes, pisses on, violates and teabags girl
Did the lawyer think that through?
>>70373934
this just proves he did it before and can do it from muscle memory
>doing things he had no memory off... because it never... locked in his long term memory
It literally makes no sense.
>aggravated rape
>>70373931
wurlstar
>NEVER LOCKED IN HIS LONG TERM MEMORY.
We science now
>>70373852
You made the choice to get shit faced drunk and black out. Unless you got roofied or shit like that, your actions are your own and you are held accountable to them
I have no idea what her last point was
im blown away that this isn't a court appointed attorney
this is charlie from always sunny tier defense
IF SHE DONT SMELL LIKE PISS
THE COURT MUST DISMISS
>>70373776
Its past that.
NEW THREAD WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>what happened is not right
>nothing happened though
Does the audio keep fucking up for anyone else?
Who was the degenerate that impregnated this thing?
>>70373595
>>70373595
>>70373595
>>70373595
"I was sexually assaulted previously before this trial took place"
>Judge uses this to cause a mistrial
Hoooleeeyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>70373852
If you are "blacked out" like vodka drunk where you are still doing stuff but cannot remember, you are still legally responsible for your actions and if someone has sex with you, that is not rape.
That is not what is being discussed here.
>>70373721
>Guy gets his football friends to cuck his unconscious girlfriend
>Idiots film it
>Girl finds out & goes to cops
This defense is fucking bullshit.
I remember a time I was drinking with a good friend of mine on New year's eve and he was pouring himself drinks, making jokes, walking around and participating in conversations yet the next morning he couldn't remember anything.
Just because you blacked out doesn't mean you can only lie on the floor like a retard and piss yourself.
>>70373930
Aggravated rape is only when you kill the person you're rapping
WUT THE FUCK ? THIS BITCH IS FUCKING HILARIOUS , I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER IS NOT RIGHT BUT IT'S NOT RAPE
WUT ?
DO WE?
I am so glad I don't have to interpret Ebonics for a living.
>>70373914
they don't release it to the public for the good of the victim
NOT RIGHT
NOT RAPE
NOT RIGHT
NOT RAPE
NOT RIGHT
NOT RAPE
NOT RIGHT
NOT RAPE
Thank you O Sheeboon of Elder Wisdom.
>>70374024
hehe
>>70374023
I'd love to go toe-to-toe with her on bird law
NOT
>RIGHT
BUT
>NOT
RAPE
I'm not watching, just the thread. Is she fucking filibustering at this point?
not right but not rape... lol wtf
>what happened is not rape
way to completely fuck up your client lel
"It wasnt right, but it wasn't rape"
wew
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
IT'S NOT RAPE
FEMINISTS BTFO
BLACKED out more like
>IT WASNT RAPE
>IT'S NOT RAPE
IT'S NOT RAPE
>IT'S NOT RAPE
IT'S NOT RAPE
>it's not rape
>NEVER LOCKED IT IN HIS LONG TERM MEMORY
>HE DIDN RAPE HER IT WAZN RIGH BUT IT NOT RAPE HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>70373959
he dindu nuffin
its was all the puppet master
I've been drunk before, i mean like proper canadian drinking your own vomit drunk.
remembered everything, even with a few knocks to the noggin, and past a certain point, you really can't even focus enough to get it up or stand or speak remotely in a coherent way.
>believing the drunk amnesia meme
>>70373931
http://www.cteasleylaw.com/
Guys it's not right, but it's not rape.
Holy fuck this idiot nigger woman is stupid.
There is power-point you know.
pic related.
>>70373595
thanks
New thread pls
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>she's actually arguing the logical conclusion of the affirmative consent bullshit - that if it's rape if someone has sex with you when you're drunk then it can't be rape if you have sex with someone when you're drunk
This sheboon is trying to get him locked up.
she should be thrown in prison with her guilty client
>>70374053
The thing is, its always the male's fault. Even if you both blacked out, the male should've known his actions.
Always the male at fault. Always.
WE KNOW WHAT RAPE IS BECAUSE WE DO IT ALL THE TIME
t. Nigress
>>70370943
>you raped her mang but that not who you are mang
NOT RAPE
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>>70374058
Finds out.. This nigger put a bottle in her ass I think she knew something was up.
>>70373565
You can if they're saying super retarded shit. Opening/Closing isn't a free pass to say whatever the fuck you want.
GREATERR IS IN YOU!!!!!
Guys, desu this isn't a bad defense. Could you say 100% you'd have the right mind to not fuck an unconscious girl while you were blackout drunk? Who is to say she didn't rape him? He was obviously too drunk to consent.
<deTURRED
>greater is in you
>you are not that mistake
wut
He can drive home, but pissing and teabagging a girl is too complicated when you're drunk
>>70374058
holy shit this is seriously over a real cucking? not the meme? i was thinking op was making an ebin may may and it was just an interracial rape
>>70374014
If I was on that jury, that's would I would explain to everyone. I don't care what the law says, law doesn't necessitate logic and if this her defense, the guy is as good as guilty.
this bitch is now a motivational speaker?
probably not a good idea to refer to the evidence has overwhelming
WORST DEFENSE EVER
I ACCIDENTALLY A RAPE
>>70374023
top fucking kek
so true
DO NOT BE DETERRED BY EVIDENCE
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH
YOU'RE BIGGER THAN THAT
It's like her fuckin thoughts are buffering. She has to pause for two seconds midway through every single sentence.
>NOT RIGHT BUT NOT RAPE
He's so dead.
>DO NOT BE DETERRED BY THE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE
>do not be deterred by the overwhelming evidence put in front of you
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP KEK
NOT GUILTY WHAT
I think I just heard someone laugh
this nigger going to jail
"Don't be deterred by the overwhelming evidence."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol don't mind the evidence guys
It's over.
hey guys, i got drunk, blacked out, and shot up a basketball game.
guess ill get acquitted since i couldnt have known what i was doing. i dont have be no memory
>ITS NOT RIGHT BUT ITS NOT RAPE
FUKIN FINNALLY
CONVIK
>>70374149
she knows what shes doing
how many blacks on the jury?
THANK YOU
She finally shut up!
YES
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THE BITCH HAS STOPPED !
THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST !
I'm really fucking confused right now.
fucking finally
holy shit
that gave me AIDS
Ignore the evidence. wtf.
"Don't be convinced by the overwhelming evidence in front of you"
5 MINS DELIVERY TO BE FOUND GUILTY
>Disregard the overwhelming evidence put in front of you
You can't make this shit up
>Do not be deterred by the overwhelming evidence
>we ask you to return a verdice of not guilty
What?
thank you to the based man who posted this trial. I am having a great friday now.
>yfw your defence lawyer says what happened wasn't right
>yfw your defence lawyer says you made the biggest mistake of your life
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
ignore the overwhelming evidence
>ignore the overwhelming evidence
ignore the overwhelming evidence
>ignore the overwhelming evidence
ignore the overwhelming evidence
>ignore the overwhelming evidence
we axe you to return a vgrnt of not guilty. thx
>>70370943
Is this retard trying to filibuster?
Does she think the trial will be ended in a mistrial if she just keeps babbling?
That was fucking awful.
>>70374268
So is her client
>staring at a woman is considered rape
>putting your dick in a woman is not
>sorry you had to listen to this shit
i wanna see his face after her closing statement hahahaha
>>70374023
lel
That or Harvey Birdman
If she tripped and fell on her face after getting up.
I probably would have been dead from laughter.
GREATER IS IN YOU meme of the week
>>70374279
FIRST MISTAKE
GREATERR IS IN YOU!
>>70374130
I've lost a good bit of time desu senpai. Obv' didnt rape anyone nor would be capable of anything that complex at that stage. But I've heard first hand accounts of my behavior from others. Mostly rolling around and moaning and puking
POST YFW NOT GUILTY COMES DOWN
>>70374179
If she was out so cold you could piss on her & smack her arse so hard it leaves a hand print & she wouldn't wake up, the neck of a bottle wouldn't do it.
>sorry you had to listen to the nigress
bets on how long the jury takes to convict?
I'm betting 30 minutes
>>70374137
Her Instagram
She's posting BLM pictures
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>70372989
We showed blacks the wrong curriculum as a joke.
>>70374351
this, lol
Can't wait to see him declared guilty in a whopping 5 minutes, especially after she gave that speech trying to one up the fucking march on Washington
>Do not be deterred by the overwhelming evidence in front of you
"Thank you all for coming here and listen to this shit"
>>70374392
Forgot link: https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
"Don't be deterred by the overwhelming evidence."
DISREGARD ALL EVIDENCE PLEASE
NOT RAPE
>shes right about that
LEL REKT
>>70374246
yes don't let this solid overwheling evidence sway your verdict
Here comes the white guy using logic, THAT'S RACIST!
THIS GUY IS RACIST
>>70374014
I actually thought that is what she was going for at first.
I obviously gave her way too much credit.
the puppet master is in you
my god how many people are going to talk about this shit
New thread for based prosecution
>>70374322
New thread for based prosecution
>>70374322
New thread for based prosecution
>>70374322
New thread for based prosecution
>>70374322
![2b18ddef9998fa53ab3af7e97fd0b81a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/187XLcQ.jpg "2b18ddef9998fa53ab3af7e97fd0b81a[1]")
Whatchu lookin at whiteboi?
>>70374399
this , even this nigger with a low IQ know he's already even more fucked than he was.
>>70374322
>>70374322
>>70374322
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>70374322
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>>70372989
Well I just got my bar results back last week (passed) and I find this fucking hilarious, this is what happens when you let non-ABA school graduates take your state bar exams.
>>70374137
>http://www.cteasleylaw.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP7KqNqh9o0
From her instagram
>>70374542
HIGH TEST
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>>70374368
>rolling around puking
nothing to remember.
>>70373852
if you can orgasm you aren't drunk enough to have blacked out, he's lying like a piece of shit.
>>70374217
the boyfriend is black too
It just another case of dumb drunk white girl gets raped by black and his 3 friends
logic = patriarchal oppression
