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DINDU RAPE TRIAL 3.0: CLOSING ARGUMENTS EDITION


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GET IN HERE

Cory Batey, a dindu is on trial testifying on his own behalf (against his lawyer's advice. Always a bad idea to take the stand in your own trial).

He is being ass blasted right now, said he was 'being bullied' on the stand. His main defense is centered around 'I don't remember'. He literally thinks that getting up there and saying 'I'm not sure if I raped her' is a good defense.

COME WATCH NOW. CHAT ROOM AVAILABLE.

http://www.wildabouttrial.com/one_off/vanderbilt-rape-trial-cory-batey/

GO GO GO GO
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First for urination
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HE DINDU NUFFINS HES A GOOD BOY
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I'm still finishing work

I can't believe I'm missing this

Please based god may this all be on jewtube later
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What do for 30 minutes?
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It's 4.0 you faggot
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>>70366981
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Second for nachos
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>>70366981
1st for hot crying prosecutor.
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>URINATED ON HER
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R Kelly in this bitch
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30 MIN BREAK
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>>70366981
DIGITAL RAPE, HEY ITS FUN!
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bump for nachos
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they are gettin the book
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*smacks lips*
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>>70367142
TF2
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>>70366981
The entire jury is fapping in the toilet cubicals.
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>>70367142
don't you have enough fap material already?
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VOTE NOW, NIGGERS

SHOULD WE HAVE MORE TRIAL THREADS FEATURING DINDUS?

http://strawpoll.me/7317896
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syqo3L-WbCo
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I bet he dipped a nacho in her ass.
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POST YFW BLACK TWITTER CHIMPS OUT AFTER HE'S SLAMMED GUILTY
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>>70366981

Alternate Stream

http://www.newschannel5.com/watch-5plus-live
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>>70367195
So hold up
You be sayn
We wuz guilty un sheet?
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Blondie went for the fucking throat holy shit

I can't wait to see the monkey defense
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>>70367142
fap
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Prosecution
Dee
Molishing
it
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30 mins for what
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GET READY FOR 15 MINUTES OF

>HE A GUD BOY
>DINDU NUFFIN
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>Female lawyer using MUH FEELS and MUH TEARS to get this rapemonkey a 60 year minimum sentence

Vaginas doing their job for once.
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>>70367142
Rewind the trial video & jerk off again.
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WHY DON'T THEY SHARE THE MATERIAL?!!! FUCK NOW I wanna be a judge
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>white girl, nachos, quesadillas

this guy was all about the cultural appropriation apparently
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i hate niggers
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DIGITAL ANAL PENETRATION
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whats this blonde doing? closing argument or something, and what happened to that polite southern gentleman lawyer, I liked him.
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ARE YOU A PISSER, MR. BATEY?
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PLACE YOUR BETS
PLACE YOUR BETS HERE

A) 1-10 YEARS
B) 10-20 YEARS
C) 20-30 YEARS
D) LIFE IN PRISON
E) DEATH
F) FORCED TO USE CORRECT GRAMMAR TILL THE END OF TIME
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>>70367349
>tfw no lawyer waifu who lets me be a neet and piss on her during sex while she cries
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>>70367360
kek
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>>70367376
fucking nigger
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Can't wait to hear the defences final statement frankly. Obviously going to be 100% character based.
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>>70366981
30 mins till sheboon closing!
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who /going outside for a spliff/ before we resume?
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>>70367449
B
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How is it determined if sentences are served consecutively or (simultaneously? not sure of the term)?
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>>70367376
PISS

PISS OUT MY ASS
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what should I get from taco bell during the break /pol/?
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>>70367376
>mfw playing splatoon
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>>70367141
Ilk watch it with you. I can browse at work but not live stream
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>>70367449
>Tennessee
homie going to do life
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>>70367520
Colour of skin
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>>70367505
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>>70366981
That guy looks so tired. Like he came out here with a legitimate grievance to protest as is his right with a bunch of like minded civic activists -

And then a bunch of niggers from the projects chimped out and started wrecking shit and he's just left there wondering how anybody can be expected to care about black lives when they don't even seem to care about their own.

I feel for that bro right there, in my interpretation of the picture.
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>>70367511
>t. cannabis disorder victim
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Cant wait for he dindu nuffin
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>>70367511
mfw I don't know where to buy weed here
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>>70367349
>tfw she goes home to roleplay the case with her cuck husband and the character witness
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I think she fucked up pretending to be crying but the evidence is there so he should get max
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>>70367545
NACHOS AND QUESADILLAS
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>>70367449
Wish it was F
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>>70367290
>filename
based
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>30 MINUTE DINNER BREAK
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>>70367520
Concurrent or consecutive.

It depends.
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I could care less some dumb blonde bitch got raped she probably had rape fantasies. But I want the nigger to get life. And I want to foot fuck the prosecutor. I want it all at once.
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who else /watching the masters/ here while we wait
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watching the vod
the nigger can't even understand what the lawyer is saying no? lol
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>>70367643
used to live in spain, half my friends smoked the stuff, the other half grew it.
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>>70367745
>the masters
?
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>>70367210
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anyone got a timeframe on when closing arguments will be?

god I love trials
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>>70367745
>round 2
fuck outta here
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>>70367630
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>>70367708
Thank You, Lao Yang.
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lads, will there be a chimp-out tonight?
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>>70367745
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Is it supposed to be on? I'm just getting a Wild About Trial screen
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>>70367449
F would be worse than death.
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>>70367643

Use cryptomate or bittylicious to buy bitcoin, download Tor and find Alphbay Market and place an order. It will normally arrive next day. Easy.
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>>70367314
desu she didn't even need to use feels or tears. All she had to do was show photos of the dindu raping, penetrating and then fucking teabagging the victim that were recovered from his own fucking phone and then just sit there in silence. The feels rhetoric is just the cherry on top.
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>>70367799
top tier golf tourny
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>>70367449

my gut says B) 10-20
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>>70367799
Golf, ausbro.
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>>70367916
They are on recess.
Make sure it says LIVE on the upper left corner.
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>>70367799
adam scott pls leave
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>>70367916
30 minutes break so the jury can masturbate.
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What can the sheboon possibly say after that?

>he a good boi he was just drunk yall some rayciss he gave her dat bbc
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>>70367813
yesterday, a live car chase, and today a live trial!

God Bless America
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>>70367376
a nig protesting
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>>70367690
I wish it were E
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>sat his bare ass on her face and flips the finger
WHAT THE FUCK lol
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>>70367511
Weed is for niggers
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is this thing really still going?
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>>70368143
true its for stupid fucking niggers god damn i hate blacks
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How the fuck has it not come up once in the trial that Batey said,
>"That's for 300 years of slavery, bitch"
This should be a hate crime trial as well
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>>70367449
C because today has been a good day
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>My punishment for them would be to put them in a wooden barn, lock their wienners is a vice, Give them a sharp knife. Set the barn on fire. They can either burn to death or cut their you know whats off!

jesus h christ all these twitter moms in the chat room are posting gold
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>>70367376
>that semi auto stream
I wish I could control my stream like that.
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>>70367511
I quit weed two weeks ago. Had been a literal every day smoker for about two years.

Quit, anon. Seriously. Weed is for niggers and it fucks with your mind in the long run.
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>>70368104
We wuz Spartans and sheeit.
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>>70366981
It sounds like she paid the toll.
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>>70366981
"My whole body really hurt,"
You mean, your orifices.
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what's the name of the victim?
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Who really gives a fuck about the rape part. How many bitches have you guys met who role play rape in bed. I have had a few. It's not even a big deal.

That being said fuck this nigger hope he gets life. Also the prosecutor probably will go home to her cuck neet husband and role play the rape with the black pool guy while making her hubby watch.
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>>70367967
Sounds too autistic and too easy to get scammed.

I'd rather send someone a message on yidbook or whatsapp and buy a tenner worth.

Most the cops will do up here is take it off you and burn it.
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>>70368338
>Weed is for niggers
I though crack was the go-to for Kangs
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>>70368342
well.. what can you really do but laugh
only other option is going insane
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>>70368045
Oh dis gun be gud
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>>70367449
White woman crying over a black rapist = 20+ years
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>guy just called into the news and said he wanted the defendant to get raped in prison too
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I was going to ladder until this shit came back but I got protossed in my first game.
Fucking space niggers.
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>>70368372
Is forced coal burning still coal burning?
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>>70368372
She was dating a white guy at the time actually. It was the white guy's nignogs friends who actually raped her.
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100010110100101001100101111 hours in paint
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Did it end already?
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>>70367449
Here's hoping for C
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>>70368556
Learn to crop fag
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>>70368425
Crack is the go-to, but weed is still for niggers.

>nigs: crack
>whites: meth
>spics: cocaine
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>>70366981

niggers can rape and kill all the coalburners white whores for all I care.
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>>70368592
learn to appreciate OC with all the imperfections that come with it
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>>70368562
In recess for about 20 more minutes
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>>70368482
no fucking way
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>>70368536

Date a cuck with no imagination or hesitation

Pay with digital penetration and nacho station
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>>70366981
>>70367283
>http://www.newschannel5.com/watch-5plus-live
flash garbage bullshit shove it up your dirty asshole
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>>70367505
guess i'll wait for this
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>>70368647
She had a white bf though.
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>>70368654
No fuck you
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>>70368562
Recess prior to """"defence"""" closing statements. Jurors have already hung this nigger from the nearest tree.

>CAPTCHA LOL
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>>70368562
No. In recess. Best part is coming up in about 10 minutes. Batey's sheboon lawyer is going to explain that giving her dat bbc was actually a favor
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>>70368556
Saved
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>>70368721
talk shit post memes
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>you will never pork a southern belle
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>>70368694
Don't be a bad goy and install flash.
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>>70367449
C
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>all but 1 juror is white

GUILTY CONFIRMED
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>>70368760
brb gotta fap
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>>70368694
Adobe patched 24 fucking vulnerabilities in Flash earlier today
FLASH IS A WASTE
ADOBE IS A MESS
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LAST TWO DIGITS ARE TOTAL NUMBER OF YEARS HE WILL SERVE IN JAIL
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>>70368733
I'll save you in a minuite m80 if ur not carful no wot I mean :^)))
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I want into that chat.
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>Came back from porn
>complain that after jerking of this shit is still not on
>get banned
WTF ? i didn't even said nigger once.
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isn't this case pretty old?
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So let me get this straight.

There's all these pictures, audio, and video files, and the best defense they've got is, "COLLEGE IS HARD 'N' SHIET!"?
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>>70368813
>not having a wifi controlled pocket pussy installed underneath your desk

pleb
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>>70368760
I live in the south and will never pork a southern belle

Feels bad man
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>>70368848
mods have a strict no cuck policy

they know you jerked it to bbc
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>Special Agent Charly Castelbuono, Tennessee Bureau of Investigation
tfw no qt FBI gf
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>>70368899
brb hacking your wifi and raping you
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>>70368712

And where was he?
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Is there any actual evidence?

Regardless of whether this nigger definitely did it or not and it's completely obvious, if they convict him based on MUH FEELS and him being a nigger idiot alone with no evidence, this is going to be disastrous for men. Next thing you know, jerking off will require consent from your hand.
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>>70368896
The defense was "I don't remembuh nuffin."
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>>70368958
I would lick out her eye shit.
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>>70368769
your flag is almost that of israel.
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>>70368896
No, it's worse than that
The best excuse they have is "I DON'T REMEMBER"
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I'm not familiar with how courts work but when can we expect the jury to find him guilty or not guilty? Is it normally the day after or something?
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>>70368974
In his cuckshed
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>>70368882
this is the retrial.
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>>70368896
>"he gotsa marijuana and alcohol disorder, ya awna he dindu nuffin"
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>>70368967
Digital rape confirmed
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>>70368927
yeah but come on , i'm tired of making my 1000 twitter account to shitpost outside of /pol/
>implying jerking on BBC is bad
COME ON IT'S 2013
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>>70368994
video of the him shoving a bottle up her ass and raping her while laughing, also his piss was on her

he dindu nuffin
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>>70368994
They have 32 seconds of video of him shoving his dick in her mouth, fingering her butthole, and t-bagging her.
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>>70368994
retard
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>>70369039
In a case like this? Less than 60 minutes deliberating. Unanimous guilty verdict on all counts.
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>>70368994
It's on video you stupid fuck
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OMG. i'm watching his testimony.

his lawyer is AWFUL. absolutely, fucking awful.

he should've taken a plea deal.
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>>70368994
SJW detected since niggers can't type like that
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>>70368997
>>70369033
Fucking hell.

May as well play this during the trial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fyFAh29XY
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>>70368967
I'm being 8 proxies and down in the basement of my parent's basement.
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>>70369144
>>70369104
>>70369090

Anyway to see this video?
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>>70368914
probably because they don't exist southern brother!
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>>70368667
rewind to 14:59:00
>based Stanley

http://www.newschannel5.com/watch-5plus-live
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>>70366981
Did she say that she accepted a blue drink from an unknown guy? Very smart.
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>>70366981
I literally got banned in less than 5 seconds.
I posted 'Tired of Black Privilege' and that did it
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Is his attorney state appointed or one he selected himself?
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ay wtf is this shit, this isn't a court
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>>70369155
This should give him the chair just for how fucking stupid he is for hiring that """"attorney""""
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>>70368958

hnnnnggghhh FBI girls are best girls
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The defence is...If the cock don't fit, you must acquit.
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>>70369168
>basement of my parent's basement

how far underground are you
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now this is podracing
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>>70369208
Nope, hasn't leaked. Only footage released was of them dragging her down the hallway but she's blurred out
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>>70369155
lmao what can he even do?
the it's part of his culture thing? lol
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>>70366981
>"Is the coon behind bars yet?"
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>>70369241
Us dwarves are stout people
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>>70369217
how are you faggots getting banned, ive been shitposting RELENTLESSLY and they havent banned me
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>>70369208
No, you degenerate.
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>>70369214
I live in Nashville too.

>not watching WSMV instead
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>>70369219

he hired her himself kek
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>>70369104
>t-bagging her
man that's my nigga.

>>70368994
IT'S A FUCKING NIGGER !

>>70369165
this
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>>70369241
A mineSHAFT
SHAFT SHAFT SHAFT SHAFT
A LONG, WIDE, WET SHAFT
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how many other anons got banned for trying to post genetic evidence of violence?

I swear to god that anyone defending niggers at this point should be thrown in prison as an accessory to murder
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>>70369039
depends on the jury. With so much evidence it should take hours but it could be days, you never know
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What's his defense exactly if there's video evidence? Did he plead not guilty?
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>>70369252
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>>70369155
It would have been more merciful for her to just start stabbing him with scissors in the courtroom. And then the hit job from that character witness ... kek

I'm honestly wondering which side wants him convicted more.
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hey guys does this mean a spot has opened up at their college for a white guy if this dindu goes away
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>>70369104
you uh.. you got a video of that?
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>>70369227
They're on a break.
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He even did a campaign...
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>>70369313
As this is her first trial, they probably know each other or have a mutual friend

I wasn't watching when she was speaking but the thread made it seem as if she believed he was innocent

Was she the lawyer for the first trial or not?
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>>70369394
Those aren't even dubs
check these
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>>70369390
>What's his defense

He does not know. His lawyers do not know.

>"I was drunk"
>"I a good boy"
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>>70369208
I've frequented this god-awful site since 2007 and I don't particularly want to see a video of a white woman brutally gang-raped by a pack of negros.

Call me conservative, I don't care.
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>>70369462
no fucking way
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>this will never be livestreamed at a bill clinton rally
feels bad man
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>>70369462
the fuck...
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>>70369462
Real????
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>>70369413
By the laws of cuckdom the university must admit a nigger who is twice as dangerous actually
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>>70367708
Thank you Lao Yang

Keep up the good work trying to teach those incompetent niggers some personal responsibility.
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>>70369462
She didn't say no since she was passed out.
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>>70367449
Is this happening in Texas? Otherwise he won't get letal injection
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>>70369294
Well my screen name was >Retarded Blacks
that might have raised some eyebrows about my motivation
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>>70369481
>
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>>70369519
>>70369522
it's a crop you idiots
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>hanging out with blacks

Tbh family members, what did she expect?
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>>70369284
man i think i have ben IP banned. keks
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>>70369462
Die juden haben es gemacht
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>>70369238
>The defence is...If the cock don't fit, you must acquit.
Imagine them actually bringing the girl into court to see if he's able to rape her in front of the jury.
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>>70369556
gotta b sublte
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>>70369358
I already got banned

http://www.pnas.org/content/106/7/2118.full

please someone post this into the chat to try to red pill these cucks.

the tldr is that the neurological pathway for aggression cannot function without alleles to code for the behavior. the same as any behavior, basics such as shitting or crying are also genetically encoded, and some people can't shit/cry without assistance.

http://www.pnas.org/content/106/7/2118.full
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>>70369462
knew it, too good to be true
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waiting sucks im glad i came before she took a break
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>>70367451
After than finger her ass with one hand and with the other eat some nachos
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>>70369462
Oh course, I'm a true gentleman and constitutionalist after all.
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>>70369390
>What's his defense exactly if there's video evidence? Did he plead not guilty?

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.
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how do libfags handle the fact that it's 90% niggers raping and murdering
the race is never even mentioned
everyone knows what's up but everyone pretends it isn't there
fuck this shit
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>>70369390
>What's his defense exactly
I don't remember, I was drunk, literally
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>>70368257
All black jury?
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>>70367663
T. Absolute madman
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>>70369462
>>
>this troubled youth clearly dind't do nothing wrong

Kek
Who did this?
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>>70368818
wow not fucking surprised in the slightest been without it for a good while now and barely ever find myself needing it. thanking my lucky stars for all the other superior protocols out there god speed h.t.m.l.
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>>70367449
Put me down for $200 on C, 20-30years.
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>>70369714
If the jury is all black he will be found non-guilty.
Hivemind
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>>70369660
just use the same hand

your food will give you dysentery anyway
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>>70369741
What porn page uses html5???
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Going to get high as fuck and go to taco bell later I can tell you that much.
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>>70367449
ill put 500 dollars on the long shot
G) not guilty
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>one african american...

NIGGER!
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>>70369764
All but one jurors is white.
>DINDU DEFENCE DENIED.
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>>70369667
i giggled a little because this would legitimately be a better defense than whatever lies the defense came up with and i know the reference.

have this (you) f a m. you earned it.
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>>70369844
found the nigger
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>>70369844
Isn't it awesome to be white and also not in jail?
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where can i get an throw away email ccount that doesnt fucking ask for a cell phone number?
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>>70369877
>nigger
>not guilty
>trial done by a bunch of women with muh feels

Do you pay with Bitcoins ?
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>>70369954

White desu you found nothing nigger.
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>>70369955
lol, germany, you are in jail

you are in hell
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>>70369915
One nigger jurist can hang the jury if they are stubborn enough. It happens all the time.
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>>70369983
10minute mail or guerillamail
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>>70369955

FUCK yes brother.
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BACK
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>>70369642
Hehe.
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LIVE
>LIVE
LIVE
>LIVE
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ITS ON
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>>70369983

throwawaymail com/
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We're back, boys
http://www.newschannel5.com/watch-5plus-live
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IT'S BACK

MAKE YOUR BETS, BOYS
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back on live
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>this is for slavery
>going to be behind bars for the rest of his life as a slave to the state
Interesting how things come full circle
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>>70369955
you must still be young
>>
WE BACK ON NOW

GET IN HERE
>http://www.wildabouttrial.com/one_off/vanderbilt-rape-trial-cory-batey/
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>>70369844
Listen to Kyuss.
>>
WE BACK
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IT'S
ON
FAGS
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desu vult
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>>70369955
You're one anti-migrant post away from being locked up, Hans
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>>70369844
degenerate filth
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these chat mods are nazis all i said was he dindu nuffins and i get banned
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We bak
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dindu lawyer asked for mistrial?
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>>70370130
they aware of the memes apparently
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No plots matched... uh
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>>70369624
no doubt that was an old twitter account i used, i didnt think the mods would be on it like that
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>>70370079
>yfw the defense nigger comes back and asks to change plea.
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I swear if they grant another mistrial.....
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WE'RE BACK BROS
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>>70370122
holy shit, I forgot about that. Fucked up
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HABBEDING

HERE COMES THE SHEBOON HOPEFULLY
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>>70370074
THIS

Better quality and sheit
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>>70370136
she's desperate as fuck
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>>70367449
>making a dindu do F

There's justice and then there's cruel and unusual punishment, anon.
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so im trying to decide who is worse, white women or black men? any help pol?
yes its relevant here

sexy anders breivik unrelated
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>they're asking for a mistrial
hail mary time
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>>70369782
Would die with a smile on my face and a dick so hard forensic would need a diamond saw to make me fit in the coffin
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>dindu asking for a mistrial
fuck off cunt
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156.57.234.220
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Going for a mis-trial?
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>>70370229
canada, I...
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>she didnt cry
>rape ok
>flask in butt is ok
>>
>black criminal
>black lawyer
>black judge too
segregation much?
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>>70370270
The defense's only hope.
She tried to object to the prosecution's closing statements after the recess.
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We're gonna need a new thread for the dindu closing.
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>flip chart

This should be good.
>>
imagine this nigger going to a trial in nazi germany
LMFAO
he'd just get strung up
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>>70370263
Oy vey, the goyim know
>>
5 mins gents
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>>70366981

Where to go to see the hilarious taking the stand what 0:00?
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>flipcharts

LITERALLY CHEWBACCA DEFENSE INCOMING
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>sorority slut gets raped

i don't even give a fuck tbqh
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>it's only rape if she cries
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>>70370229
White women obviously
They can even be raped by animals now.
Yeah fucking patriachy
>>
She need anither baffroom break.?
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>>70370317
he can't cry racism now
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>>70369155

link?
>>
Odds of a chimpout when it comes back GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS MAX SENTENCE?
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Do we think he'll cry like a faggot when they hand out the lifer?
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>>70370409
nah, Jury isn't ready yet
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The defense was going for a mistrial because Norman was almost crying.
LMAO
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>a mistrial for showing sincere emotion
no fucking way
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Poor nigger. He is going to get raped in prison.
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>>70370399

So fucking true.

>He dindu not'ing wrung
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>>70370362
Nah, Freisler would have some fun first.
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>how DARE she be emotional about a nigger raping an unconscious girl!
fucking sjw cucks
>>
You know the defense is fucked if they best they can come up with is "she showed too much emotion"
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>>70370510
yeah
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>>70370459
could only hope .

>>70370493
>yfw you have drop the soap
>>
>>70370481
>>70370485
>>70370523

WHAT
>>
>>
>what am I here for again
>>
>>70370503
WE ALL MURRIGANS
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>>70370398
yeah it is hard to feel sympathetic here, but this noggin has to go to prison
>>
>>70370593
top jej
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HAPPENING
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STREAM HAS STOPPED WHAT HAPPENED
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>>70370595
>uhhh I don't know
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>>70370595
>oh right, the digital anal penetration
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>>70370593
10/10 filename
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>>70370567
Judge shut her down quick and they went to recess again Immediately. Most likely he called them into quarters to tell her to fuck off
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tbqh it's a court of law, leave the tears at home
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>sweating intensifies
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SHE CRIED THEREFORE HE DINDU NUFFIN YA RACISS
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>>70370398
I put 1000 dollars on you never getting a gf, at least a hot one
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I made a video of himself during the rape?

That seems like a bad idea.
>>
>>70370643
Recess
>>
damn i keep making new accounts n get banned every time
>>
so what are the odds they try the race card?
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>>70369844
Get a quesalupa, they're bomb as fuck.
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>>70370696
thats one innocent looking nigger if they find him guilty they are fucking rayciss
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>>70370650

>Oh riiiiight
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>>70370722
I fucking loved that show as a kid
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>>70370737
I mean his lead attorney is white, so
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>>70370716
Canada what the fuck???
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Everything they can give him is still better than get drafted by the Browns.
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>>70370737
Those digits
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Fuck guys, I missed WE WUZ LAWYUZ. What is a summary of her closing argument?
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>>70370737
100%
>>
Hopefully they don't let the white guy talk I want to hear the sheboon make a retard of herself
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>>70370696
>yfw you realize you shouldn't have used your rape victim as a urinal
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>>70370716
>I made a video
Is that supposed to be a confession?
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>>70370650

>sure could go for some KFC chicken
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>>70370801
he shoved a draft in her brown
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>>70370705
this, i'm sure he was on his way to church
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>>70370716
wat
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>>70370696

Them that guy is a reaction face machine gun.
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>>70370696
they really should distribute suits to all ghetto blacks. bet stop killing and raping would go down 90%.
>>
HERE WE GO
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>>70370801
Atleast you get paid millions of dollars to be a trashcan for a trashcan organization.
>>
>>70370835
>>
HERE WE GO
>>
Is she pregnant or just too fat to stand?
>>
sentence that fat niggress too
>>
HOLY SHIT SHE HAS TO SIT!?!?!?!
>>
FAT BITCH IS KILLING A CHAIR
BOUNCY HER ASS LIKE A CHIMP
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>>70370398
yeah but a negro did it, so i want blood
>>
>>70370696
*dinduing intensifies*
>>
>flip chart
>fat incompetent black girl
>with visual aids

He is so fucked.
>>
TIME TO LAUGH AT THIS BOON

HAHA
>>
The fuck is going on?
>>
>FAT SHEBOON CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO STAND DURING CLOSING
>>
Is she not gonna stand up to talk?
>>
Any bets on hearing a sheebon wail when he gets life.
>>
O SHIT

OVERWALMED
>>
Holy shit, like let me scootch up this chair.
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>>70366981

WE NEED A NEW THREAD
>>
OVAWEALMED
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>>70370909
>>70370801

>implying >we aren't turning things around
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wait are they using the big boards so the blacks can understand whats happening?

DAS RAYCIS! KEK
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MY BODY IS READY
>>
BUT
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wtf is up with this fat nigger bitch you guys see the shocks on that chair?
>>
>that awkward chair shuffeling

plx be kidding.
>>
>cough

btw is this fat negress a public defender or real lawyer?
>>
Overwhelmed with an abundance of evidence
>>
>They showed so much evidence proving my client's guilt that he's actually innocent
>>
NOT GUILTY BY WAY OF WHITE PRIVILEGE

WHITE DEVIL SORORITY SLUT AND THE RAYCISS JUDGE ARE SENTENCED TO 100 YEARS HARD LABOR
>>
Fat bitch has to sit down.
>>
>>70370963

ahahahahahahaha fat bitch can't even stand.

>Too fat to stand and deliver.
>>
It's out of breath sitting down & speaking.
>>
*SMACKS LIPS*
LADIES AND GENELTMEN OF DA JURY...
>>
WE WUZ DECEIVED N SHIEET
>>
>>70371019
NEW THREAD PLS BURGERS, AND QUICK
>>
Tanisha wtf are you talking about ?
>>
Did she bring her BLM posters?
>>
WHAT IS THIS DEFENSE
>>
*smacks lips*
TOUGHT IT WAS A MEME
>>
BLAME WHITEY
>>
Jesus, she out of breath from sitting on her fat ass.
>>
WELL *SMACK LIPS

LADIES

*SNNFFF*

AND GENLEMAN

*SMACKS LIPS*

I WAS SAYIN

*SNNFFFF*
HOL UP HOL UP
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WHY IS SHE SITTING DOWN?!?!?!?!
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>Puppet fucking Master
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>>70370811
>please throw out the trial on the basis that the prosecution did a good job
>>
American justice look so fucking amateurish...
>>
I alreadyz dun told u der gonna b evudunc. But who da ultimate manupulaotr iz?
>>
Y'ALL NIGGAZ
SHIEEEEET
DAS RACIS
WE WUZ OPPRESSED
DA WHITEZ RACIS WIT DEIR JUSTICE
>>
She sounds like the worst lawyer of all time.
>>
>>70371030
>getting RGKNEE
>Turning things around

Yeah right, shitstain.
>>
ULTIMATE DECIEVER IS THE WHITE DEVIL CALLING IT NOW!
>>
>>70366981
SHES GONNA NAME THE JEWS
>>
She's literally blaming whitey hahahaha
>>
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PUPPET MASTER
>>
ULTIMATE MANIPULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
ULTIMATE DECIEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
ULTIMATE PUPPETMASTER!!!!!!!!
>>
>Sheboon talking about conspiracy shit
>>
PUPPET MASTER

MY SIDES ARE OVER ALPHA CENTAURI
>>
AYO HOL' UP WE PUPPET MASTER NOW
>>
Ohhh man, she's reading from a script and is still lost for words.
>>
THIS BOON IS LITERALLY SMACKING HER LIPS IN BETWEEN EVERY SENTENCE HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING SIDES HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
BLAME WHITEY!!!
WE BLAMIN WHITEY!!!!
>>
NEW THREAD PLS
>>
FUGGEN WHITE DEVILS
>>
SHE'S GONNA NAME THE JEW
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HOLY SHIT TOO FAT TO STAND
>>
rape is normal at college senpai
>>
>>70371059

Why the fuck would you get a black woman for a lawyer? Especially one who speaks like this?

A public defender would've been much better.
>>
>>70371056
HOLY FUCK
here we go
>They showed you lots of evidence and shit but the raciss white man be trying to trick you.
>>
SHE DRUNK IT LATE

SHEEEEIT
>>
>>70371045
There's no real difference. Physicians and attornies have the lowest IQs of any professional group except educators.
>>
aaaaaaaaynd
>>
>She cannot even be bothered to stand up to give her arguement
>>
Literally, literally, a DINDU NUFFIN defense...
>>
>smacks lips
>she puppeteer ya'll

Such a good lawyer
>>
oh good god
>>
>>70371095
im a dindu
>>
>>70371122
She is absolutely hopeless.
>>
How the fuck can these women look so unprofessional. One of them is wearing fucking chinoes
>>
>>70371149
this , is she high or what ?
>>
Why does she pause for atleast 3-4 seconds between many of her words?
Is it hard for her to not speak in ebonics?
>>
AND DENNNN
>>
WHITEY MADE HIM DO IT
>>
>*SMACKS LIPS*
>*SMACKS LIPS*
>*SMACKS LIPS*
>*SMACKS LIPS*
>>
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He was just making a movie.

Damn he is dindu
>>
>Puppet master

What does that mean?
>>
AND
>>
FOLLOW SUIT
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>>70371163
Every third word. Almost exactly. She can't even read her own script.
>>
what the fuck why is her shit law school allowed to practice in TN
>>
Why the fuck is she a lwyer?

She can't fucking talk at all.
>>
the puppet masters
>>
>>70371260
she is very unprepared.
>>
>>70371113
You know damn well this isn't representative of most of our courts.... yet.
>>
Is this a real defence attorney? Studying to be a barrister atm, I'd absolutely love to come up against this
>>
>>70371275
>cough
>>
What the fuck kind of defense is this?
>>
>gets the help of 3 football players when shes passed out
why is only this guy on trial?

Did the football team wear rubbers as they ran a rape train on that girl? >_>
>>
>>70371260
I honestly think thats it. She's borderline speaking ebonics even when she's trying her damnedest not to.
>>
is she just saying he's not on the video now ?
SMACK LIPS
>>
>MR. BATEY IS ONLY IN 4 OF THOSE VIDEOS RAPIN' THAT GIRL
>>
>>70371292
law """"""""""""school"""""""""""
>>
JUST CUZ YOU RAPE A WOMAN DONT MAKE YOU A RAPIST AND SHEEIT
>>
>>70371260
shes copying ted cruz its very effective with the retards
>>
How. Even this dindu knows he raped the shit out of her. This is hard to watch.
>>
Fucking hell, I didn't think the defence had much to work with but this sheboon completely seals the deal.
>>
I'm not sure this defense is going to work
>>
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Speed the fuck up goddamn!
>>
This sheboon lady is beyond incompetent.
>>
>>70366981

NEW THREAD

NEW

THREAD
>>
SMACK LIPS ONE MORE TIME BABOON
>>
>Nigress trying to pass blame to other people
>>
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pic related, how that niggress passed the exams
>>
Mustuh Banks!!!!????


Aw lawd
>>
this nigger could not have picked a worse lawyer
>>
SMACKS LIPS HOL UP SO YOU SAYING
>>
>Burger lawschool

This sheboon actually went through law school in burgerland.
>>
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Holy shit where did he find this bitch
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER POINT ANYWAY?!
>>
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES BROS

MY SIDES
>>
So the defense is to blame someone else

ok
>>
holy shit she talks like a professional negro from ghetto
>>
IT WAS THE SMOKING MAN ALL ALONG!!!
>>
>>70371323
Separate trials/charges I assume.
>>
JUST GIVE US A FUCKING VERDICT!
>>
>SECOND DRUNKEST PERSON
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>>70371299
What is even the point of this? They aren't on trial at the moment so blaming them doesn't help her guy in any way at all.
>>
>>70371404
>>70371408
this lol
>>
FUNNY SHIEET 14 VIDEOS 30 PHOTOS
>>
Da whities did dis y can't yall see.
>>
She's so clearly making this up as she's going along, too funny. Is she a public defender?
>>
>>70371404
ITS WHITEY'S FAULT
WHITE MAN MADE HER RAPE FOR HIS ENTERTAINMENT
>>
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INVISIBLE RAPIST
>>
bitch doesnt get how photos are taken, dumb nigger
>>
>>70371404
Theo ther niggers raped batey by taking his picture while he raped her
>>
Why would anybody want a sheboon lawyer knowing she got into law school with less marks than others because she's black.
>>
>the second drunkest person

all of my wat
>>
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>
>literally laughing about rape
>>
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>>70371395
Don't worry, the school wasn't a real school. It's not even BAR approved.
>>
He een twelve!
>>
>HE ONLY RAPIN' THAT GIRL IN A COUPLE THEM PHOTOS, CRACKA
>>
>>70371404
I think it's that the nig didn't do the MOST raping therefore he's innocent
I don't know, mayne, nigs
>>
>>70371424
>>
Poor nigger sitting on the bench listening how this bitch blathers away his freedom. Must be tough.
>>
He only in 12 outta 30 photos!!! How u gonna convit him?
>>
HOLY SHIT - SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO ARGUE THAT BEING DRUNK MEANS YOU CAN'T CONSENT TO BEING A RAPIST
>>
PUSH YO BUTT IN HER FACE
>>
WE NEED A NEW THREAD REEEEEE
>>
and den.... 4 videos... 12... ussed.... entertainment.... for the night.... here.... dindu... nuffin... put her butt in her face...
>>
hes only in 35% of the photos hes innocent guys
>>
This sheboon learned to make a speech from Ted "Wait 5 seconds between each sentence" Cruz
>>
PUSH YO BUTT IN HER FACE
>>
>>70371451

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

>PUSH YOUR BUTT IN HIS FACE
>>
So hol up, whitey be maninpulatin muh home boy, and you al raycis ass cracks be sitting there all judgmental and sheit.
>>
whats a selfie
>>
>>70369983
Cock.li
>>
is real life the best comedy?
>>
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WHAT KIND OF F-ING DEFENSE IS THIS?
HE GONNA FRY!
>>
>>70371404
>nigger
>points and not smacking lips

WE NEED A GAME , I'M STARTING IT
EVERYTIME SHE SMACK HER LIPS YOU TAKE A SHOT

PUPPET MASTER CONFIRMED FOR SNAPING HIS FINGERS
>>
>my client is on camera brutally raping a girl
>IT'S DA WHITE GUY'S FAULT
>>
lol who the fuck is she supposed to be?
>>
The defense is basically he did it fur the lulz
>>
kekek puppet master snaps fingers

worst defense ever
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ULTIMATE PUPPET MASTER JUST SNAPS HIS FINGERS
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''and den'' legit happened wow nigger as fuck
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What the fuck is her point? I don't understand.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

is this comedy
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS LAWYER IS SO SHIT

LE WHITE PUPPET MASTAH

DAS RACIS

HE DIN DU NUFFIN
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>AMERICAN LAW SCHOOL

>L
>A
>W
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SNAPS HIS FINGERS.

OH SHIEEET

HOL UP
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>mfw have to try to formulate a defense with a 60 IQ
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ULTIMATE PUPPET MASTER
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What the fuck is this ultimate puppet master shit
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>>70371461
Pretty much this is what she is going for.

>Literally slavery. Batey in slavery he dindu nuffin.
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>>70371561

The dindu's lawyer kek
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Her defense is literally, LITERALLY "evil white man made him do it".

What the fuck, is this real life?
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HE SNAPS AGEEN
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Her argument is basically that someone told him to do it?
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DID SHE JUST NAME THE VICTIM
I THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO REMAIN NAMELESS
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WHAT IS SHE SAYING

FUCKING WHAT

>white boy stole niggers sperm
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This fat bitch can't even be arsed to stand up? Fucking sitting in a chair during the closing argument.

God damn. This nigga is toast.
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He's not in those videos
He's in only twelve videos
This happens in all colleges
And thieen, the puppetmaster

BEST DEFENCE EVER
McCoy GET REKT
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>White guy puppet master

I COULD NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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I wish our courts were this fun.
Holy shit
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What the fuck is this?
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judge not even listening, going through his papers while the niggress blabbers
LOL
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>>70371583
desu I think she got her degree online
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SNIBBIDY SNAB :DDDD
>>
New thread?
>>
I am fucking howling
>>
CUMPYOOTAH
ALL WHILE *SMACKS*
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man people need to realize if you're guilty always go with a jew
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>>70371597

KEK
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HE IS A STAND USER NOW!?
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IT WAS ALL FOR LAUGHTER COME ON YOU FUCKING RACISS
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So....THE PUPPET-MASTER DID IT?
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>goes gets deir computah

I am laffing
>>
Who is she claiming is the puppet master?
>>
*SMACKS LIPS*

*SNAPS FINGERS*
>>
she is already sure that they are gonna lose and she is slanting the defence around an appeal already
>>
I am having a hard time understanding her story because she stops every two seconds
>>
Holyshit it's two in the morning get it over with...
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>>70371549
Or is this just fantasy?
>>
You could do a better job shitposting a defense for the nigger, anonymously, stoned and pissed, using speech-to-type software.
>>
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
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its almost like this person was hired to get him convicted
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>>70371620
It's meme magic striking again.

People called it earlier in this thread.
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>>70371661
>>
>>70371659

Doesn't really need to. THis is for the jury.
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LOW ENERGY DEFENSE
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>>70371569
>They make him rape her
>They make him piss on her
>They make him teabag her

>He a victim, yo!

Is that what she's trying?
>>
HO

LY

SHIT
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>>70371615
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>consensual reason his sperm was there
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Seriously what the ultimate fuck is this niglet yammering about?
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IM CRYING LADS
HOLD ME
FUCKING HOLD ME
>>
>THEY WANT YOU TO BE MAD ABOUT HIM RAPING AN UNCONSCIOUS GIRL
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
NEW THREAD FAGS?
>>
>Vandenberg
>BERG
>>
What? I don't even understand how this is a defense
>>
is she trying to filibuster this case?
>>
>he dindu nuffin
>whiteboi evil
>you mad
perry mason would be proud
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Why not convict both?
>>
>he doesn't remember
>therefore he didn't do it
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>>70371694

It was the yid.

/pol/ right again
>>
NEED NEW THREAD
NEED NEW THREAD
NEED NEW THREAD
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>>70371669
>>70370943
>>
>>70371814
kek
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post your faces when
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This is better than anything I could have imagined.
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DEM WHITE BOYS STOLE THE SPERM! HE DINDU NUFFIN!
>>
"the selfie defence"
still better than the twinkie defence
>>
>>70371754
He's obviously a slave to the ultimate puppetmaster.
HE BEIN CONTROLED N SHIIIEEET!
>>
>>70371711
hol up
*smack lips*
so u sayin
*AND*
some finna
*pauses*
Mr vanderberg
*sits down cuz obese*
dey wuz drunk
*sheeeeit*
my client is GUILLATY?
>>
>YOU CAN'T PROVE HE REMEMBERS ANYTHING
>>
I just learned about this. Watching the stream. Is this how black people speak? She sounds like she has no idea what's going on. I am having a hard time following.

I am from Poland and I've never interacted with any. I would appreciate some help.
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>>70371784
it is pretty unintelligible i will say
>>
wtf is her point

sounds like slam poetry instead

she's talking at like 3 words per second what the fuck
>>
>>70366981
She hasn't the memory to remember a fucking simple defence without a speech and a chair. Fat bitch.
>>
>>70371842
NE W THREAD
>>
>>70371842
GET IN HERE EVERYONE
>>
>>70368257
Holy shit this
>>
>>70370943
>>70370943
>>70370943
>>70370943
>>70370943
>>70370943
NEW THREAD
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drunk people had sex, why the fuck should i care? or why should the cops care?
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>>70371842
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this whole puppet master defense kek
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>camera pans to the nigger in the background *smacking his lips*

o i am laffin
>>
>>70371964
GO GO
>>
Maybe she is going to claim the evil white man drugged Batey too and made him do it?

That might actually be semi intelligent.
>>
Why does she speak like she's in a tarantino movie?
>>
The only way this guy is getting acquitted is if the entire jury is black.
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>>70371903

She's so fat, each word feels like 10 pounds.
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HIS FREENDS, HEEM A GUD BOY DINDU NUFFIN, PUPPETMASTUH, MY DIABEETUS I'M SITTEN DOWN YA'LL
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>>70371847
>>
I'm having a real hard time following what this lawyer is trying to convey and articulate.

is she a defence lawyer or? wtf?
>>70371778
I thought I heard that shit

so... uhhh America this passes for a solicitor these days?
>>
>>70371882
Yea that more or less how dindu's speak Poland. Though you should know this is one of the more intelligible ones
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>>70372053

You can hear all the grease in her mouth...
>>
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The defendant would be better of being represented by Mr. Bean.
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man that chair is aching
>>
WUTZ DIZ BEEITCH TOWKIN BOUT I DIN DU NUFFIN
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>>70371696
Whitey (Vandenberg AKA the "ringleader")
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>implying it's the first time he drank
lol, this nigga
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>First time experiencing drinking
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"I have no memory therefore I am innocent"
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>first time blacking out

Wasn't the first time that white bitch has something black coming out of her.
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>>70366981
Is there anything comfier than a nigger taking the stand in his own defence?
>>
>First time away from mum

Beta rape a white bitch, yo.

>cops come to door

sheeeit, a downt even memba da sheeit.
>>
>who do have memory
How did this bitch graduate from high school, let alone law school. Jesus this bitch can't talk for shit.
>>
oh god this woman has a double digits IQ
>>
>>70370943
>>70370943
>>70370943

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