>do not be deterred by the overwhelming evidence [against my client]
trial of the century.
New thread. Jury deliberation time.
Stream:
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
http://livestream.com/accounts/3827561/events/2074586/
>Be you
>Charged with crime you didn't commit
>A lot of evidence in your favor so you are feeling pretty good about being acquitted
>Trust the 6th amendment
>This fat black lady walks in to meet you
>She's your public attorney
What do?
PROSECUTION IMMEDIATELY BLOWING THE FUCK OUT HER ARGUMENT
I was wrong: prosecution closing statement time
NOT RIGHT
BUT
NOT RAPE
>NOT RIGHT
>NOT RAPE THO LOL
does the negress actually believe the shit she is spewing?
how did she become a lawyer she cant even form words correctly
>cough
>>70374322
The fucking filibuster is over?
based white man being logical now thank fuck
How did this stupid dindu get into a private University that has an endowment of $326,000 per student
Not a bad defense, guys! He was drunk and could not consent!
>DO NOT BE DETERRED BY THE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE
What have you done?
>>70374426
Plead guilty right away. It's easier.
Look at his face. He knows he's fucked.
BATEY IS PISSED AS FUCK LMAO
>>70374322
POST YFW NOT GUILTY COMES DOWN
IF THERE'S NO SPERM YOU CAN'T AFFIRM
>>70374322
>its not you mang its not you
NIGRESS GETTING BTFO BY OLD WHITE MAN!!!
She is getting torn a new one
>>70374426
Ask for a new one based on her incompetence.
That fucking softball for the prosecution about 'overwhelming evidence'.
Why are defense attorneys usually so shit /pol/?
Puppet master confirmed
SOUTHERNLY GENTLEMAN
>Southern gentleman laying the smackdown
Glorious
>he's already shitting on her
He's blowing her the fuck out so hard in just a couple minutes
>her fucking face during his statements
Gotta love when you know you lose.
This is how a closing argument is done.
Thank the jurors, small self deprecating joke and wala
Why even bother having a closing statement for the prosecution after that shitshow? It's over.
I hope someone is screencapping this shit
>>70374473
Holy fuck I am hungry
>>70374426
Request another.
Someone please describe this situation so far?
DEFENCE WOMAN'S INSTAGRAM HAS BLM STUFF
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
>>70374426
Attempt to defend myself against all reason and legal advice. I'd rather rub my face on a cheesegrater than receive legal advice from this armchair warrior.
>enter the white man
Fucking devastation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP7KqNqh9o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP7KqNqh9o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP7KqNqh9o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP7KqNqh9o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP7KqNqh9o0
![2b18ddef9998fa53ab3af7e97fd0b81a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y5zWNfy.jpg "2b18ddef9998fa53ab3af7e97fd0b81a[1].jpg")
HOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=FP7KqNqh9o0
GREATER IS IN YOU
>>70374504
Why is the prosecution closing?
Shouldn't the defense have the last word?
>>70374426
Pass a note to the judge saying she's incompetetent.
Who else wants nachos?
>Don't be deterred by the overwhelming evidence.
>>70374426
pray to not drop the soap in the next 20 years
>>70374513
NO URINE STANK?
WUZ JUST A PRANK
>>70374583
>https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
Man I know he chose this """""attorney""""" himself, but at some point the judge should force him to choose another. This """""attorney""""" is an absolute joke.
t. brother of a district attorney
Can't wait to see this dindu found guilty after 4 minutes of deliberation
>>70374575
same here. I'm going to gorge myself with pizza hut and shit endlessly tomorrow at work
E N D L E S S L Y
>>70374634
got some during the break
>>70374617
This was part of the Puppetmasters plan.
>>70374634
just ate two plates, mate.
Life is so fucking good
>>70374322
How do these worthless men have so many women in contact with them?
Does this black lady have a future in television as Judge Nuffin?
This is from her instagram
>>70374583
#prayforbatey
#secondchances
So shes not denying it before the trial?
>>70374745
eee MEME HOW
NOT GUILTY
>>70374583
>#secondchances
>she's tacitly admitting he's guilty
Time to watch an ACTUAL attorney go to work
Was that black woman just a family member or something?
>>70374634
literally made chicken tendies just before finding the first thread, funniest night in a long time
>>70374322
she definitely is a shit lawyer.
a good lawyer would've had a few of those charges thrown out in pre-trial.
>>70374583
#SECONDCHANCES (TO RAPE)
KEKEKEK
>>70374745
>Judge Nuffin
>mfw
>>70374583
#PRAYFORBATEY
wew
>>70374749
>>70374659
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>70374513
>>70374654
>>70374646
>Aggravated rape is a class A felony carrying a penalty of 15 to 60 years.
Try 60 years lol.
>>70374745
when this guy gets sent to prison she won't have much of a law career.
Just kidding! Of course!
>>70374476
Take a wild guess.
>>70374745
https://www.instagram.com/p/0IzWpTF0g1/?taken-by=cteasleylaw
This is a lawyer in america
"What Cory Batey did was wrong, but it wasn't rape." Where were you when a black woman set feminism back 40 years with a single sentence?
If this nigger is found innocent, get ready for the shit storm
>feminists claim that rape cases often get ignored and females are oh so oppressed
>literally every case that has legit evidence is a 1 way ticket for the perp to go to get raped himself in the local melanin collection facility
>>70374513
HE WORE A RUBBER
HE DONT NEED NO TRUBBER
>>70374697
they rape them
this is why we're all watching a trial right now
Will Mia take over and save him?
>fat black woman sits down and writes shitty billboards
>old white guy walks around explaining his reasoning
>>70374805
>https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
>advocating for your client on social media
isn't this several kinds of illegal?
Someone catch me up, what's going on here?
>>70374322
So he claims he was blacked out but at the same time there was semen everywhere... if he was sober enough to cum he wasn't blackout drunk.
>>70374322
>It wasn't in the LONG TIME Memory
>>70374805
She said so multiple times while trying to defend him.
"He made him commit those crimes", etc.
>>70374583
LAWD HAVE NO MERCY
>>70374583
>https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
>Picture of book "Brown is the New White; How the demographic revolution has created a new American majority"
HAHAHAHAHAHA no
>>70374680
Not Guilty Confirmed
>>70374849
Not gonna lie, I would probably fuck that one in the middle if I was really loaded and was in the middle of a dry spell.
>>70374513
NO SMELL OF PISS
JURY MUST DIMISS
IF YOU CAN SPELL QUESADILLA
THERE WILL BE NO PLE-A
>>70374823
a good lawyer would get a plea deal
>>70374322
Sheboon
>sits
>reads a fucking script
>long ass delays between each word
White man
>stands
>hand gestures
>well rehersed
>chronical order
>no bs
what is this case about?
Don't worry, Magic Aids Frodo will be his guardian angel in prison.
>>70374322
bump
>>70374530
> why defense attorneys usually so shit
They're not, but you have to pay. But still, the average public defender would do much better than the BLM lady.
>>70374847
#PrayForDindu
The fuck is going on? Anyone gotta link to the case in the OP? TL;DR?
LETS MAKE SOME WAGERS HERE!!!!!
IM GUESSING 30 YEARS. HOPING FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
>>70374999
DISMISS FUCK THIS DINDU LAWYER IS MAKING ME DUMB
>I objeck to dat
>>70374583
Her office is also next door to a little Caesars lmao
WE'S LAWYUHS N' SHIT
>>70374849
I wonder what would she would say if some white frat boys did to her "sweetie pie intern" that happened to the victim in this case? This is why I could never be a lawyer, you have to brazenly lie on camera and make a complete hypocrite and asshole of yourself.
>>70374961
A nigger rapped a white girl who was drunk
He was drunk too so he dindu nuffin
He has pissed on her and T bagged her
his lawyer is a nigger who refute all proofs and DNA despite all videos and pics taken.
So she was cucking her white bf with niggers?
>>70375069
you can't get the death penalty for rape
Could this case get thrown out for having fucking incompetent defense?
>>70374659
1 star review that bitch
this nigger bitch basically became a lawyer to defend niggers even if they're guilty
This is nigger logic at its finest.
Taking zero responsibility for any of their actions
Is this guys accent what you call a "southern drawl"?
>>70375029
to be fair, she's the one who has to pull a miracle out her ass
>>70374659
>https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
>#secondchances
might as well just admit he's guilty if you're gonna put that on your instagram
>>70375072
legitimate objection, tbf
>>70375033
interracial rape, guess the rest.
>>70375094
Call it and tell her she got BTFO
#turdchances
>>70375118
That would be rayciss.
>>70375124
Yes
>>70375072
Is "He did not say that" a formal objection?
whats the story behind here f.a.m
>>70375094
So professional. Would definitely hire.
>>70375124
Yes.
>>70375063
Google corey batey for more details on the case.
>>70375069
10 bucks on 60 years
YOU DID SOMETHING SLEAZY?
YOU BETTER CALL TEASLEY!
>>70375069
he walks they always walk
Man I love that cowboy accent.
>>70374322
Is this trial for the nigger that killed that Japanese kid?
>>70375124
i believe so. it's quite easy on the ears actually.
>>70375123
Yeah but it's perfect, she will overwhelmingly get most of her clients convicted because she's so shit at her job.
>>70375181
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2016/04/04/cory-batey-retrial-day--day-updates/82580622/
>>70375230
nah, raped a chick and filmed it
>>70375124
That's clean southern
You want dirty southern, look up the southern appalachian accent
>>70375150
DEVILISH
>>70374849
> please pray fo her
>den we be getting krunk afta
Niggers see religion only as a means to gather wealth and social status
>>70375124
Precisely, I live in Nashville.
>>70375255
thank you
>>70375087
I just spit out my coffee
should have called hillary to defend
>>70375181
cultural enrichment
>>70375209
Nah. 20 years. He is black so they can't give him more or the niggers will riot.
>>70375118
No the standard for "incompetent defense" is pretty high.
It has to be along the lines of "attorney slept through prosecution's case"
>>70375118
You can argue that but it is rarely accepted. The only time it works is when the lawyer admits they fucked up (like drunk during trial or doing drugs, etc).
But it is the kiss of death for a lawyer's career and can often result in sanctions from Bar Association.
>>70374583
>https://www.instagram.com/cteasleylaw/
she trys to help niggers get away with drunk driving
YOU AINT GOT NO EVIDENCE OF THAT
i aint heard no evidence of dat
Looks at the tits on the middle one
phwoar
>8/10 would BLEACH
>>70374938
THAT'S RACIST
WHITE MAN IS RACIST
LOGIC IS RACIST
HIS ACCENT IS RACIST
FUCKING RACIST
I OBJECK U AINT GOT NO EVIDENS OF DAT
SHEBOON GETTING UPSET
>>70375094
SOMEONE CALL AND VORACOO THAT SHIT
>>70375063
tldr inbound:
>Nigger and his gangmates gang-rape a nice upstanding white woman and snapchat it
>"Everyone's fucking drunk" is the defence claim
>Nigger's phone has first-person video of him penetrating/fiddling with an unconscious white female
>First trial is thrown out because of bullshit
>this is the second trial
>It's a trainwreck from start to finish for the defence
>nigger has hired the worst lawyer in living memory to defend him - a public defender would have been preferable
AINT GOT EBIDENCE OF DAT
>YOU DONT HAVE NO EVIDEENS OF DAT
>Peer reviewed journal
>>70375217
>from card tables to court houses
what did she mean by this?
>>70374322
>he dun have evidence uh dat
YOU AIN'T GOT NO EVIDENCE FO DAT
>It was placed in evidence.
>we haven't heard any evidence of that
>it was placed in evidence
this bitch didn't even read the studies that have been submitted as evidence. jesus.
>>70375217
perfect
>>70374322
She's gonna wind up getting held in contempt
WHITE MAN COMPLAINING ABOUT BLACKS BEING OUT AGAIN?
T'AINT NO DAMN EVUHDENCE OF DAT
All these outbursts from the sheboon.
This is the best ever.
>>70375256
Brilliant move. That couldn't backfire
>>70375350
kinda makes me mad knowing that a lawyer is speaking like this
THERE AIN'T NO EVIDENCE O DAT
![1326295045956[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KiU5T6N.jpg "1326295045956[1].jpg")
>>70375094
>Keep your lawyer on speed dial
I don't know why but that made me laugh pretty damn hard
>>70375355
worst. lawyer. ever.
She is so unprofessional holy fuck.
>>70374634
im literally going to get some when this is over
HIS FUCKING LAWYER DOESNT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!! WTF!!!!!!! AFERMATIVE ACTION!!!! AMERICA YES!
>>70374322
Did she just tell the prosecution to:
>shut up
>>70375347
Can you use AINT in a court??
NO EVUHDENS UH DAT
>it was placed into evidence
B T F O
>>70375352
I would do something that isn't right but isn't rape to her
>>70374654
>>70375355
JUDGE: Yes, it was entered into evidence.
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>70375447
it sounded like it didn't it....
>>70375217
I AINT HEARD NO EVIDENCE OF THAT. Holy shit fuck
This old man is savage
can she claim to be an attorney if she hasnt even passed the bar?
>>70375449
Who knows
boons get a free pass when it comes to being incoherent
Not familiar with this new batch of niggetry, what's the synopsis?
>>70375406
YOUR HONOR OBJECTION:
SLAVERY!
>>70375356
SHE'S GETTING CRUSHED
>>70375087
MY SIDES PLEASE NO
Why would you ever sit down instead of standing up when making a speech or having a presentation?
How low energy can you get?
this man sounds exactly like my grandfather jesus it's so weird listening with the video in a tab I'm not viewing.
>>70375447
nuh huhhhhh! shut up!!!
>>70375352
>Middle
Nice chocolate milk dispenser.
Wouldsuckon'em/10
IF IT AIN'T RAPE IT AIN'T RIGHT
>>70375501
nah just qualified
>>70374680
BANE?
DID HE JUST SAY LITTLE NIGGERS OF STUFF?!
>>70375501
no he isnt. he is mediocre at best, bad at worst. acceptable, but nothing more.
its just that the negress is so bad it makes him seem like a genius.
God I would kill for some nuggets right now
Could anyone give me a summary of what's going on?
>>70375568
Someone said she's pregnant.
>>70375333
forgot pic in my trips
BLACK (R)ACE ATTORNEY SERIES WHEN?
>>70375087
>come into my office and get a free slice of pizza
>>70375129
>insurmountable challenge
>challenge accepted, glory awaits
>verbally discharge diarrhea of the mouth
>somehow we still have to be fair
the time for mercy is over, anon-kun
>>70375533
>only close areas are from white people getting drunk to deal with the crushing depression caused by living in the same country as niggers
who law school or going to law school here?
Start in August, how shit are the intramural soccer leagues?
poor rapist dindu is now wishing the old white raycis was his lawyer
>>70375087
>>70375087
Little caesars is definitely a better deal
>>70375568
not low energy , she's just fat.
t. eternal dindu lawyer
>YOU AIN'T GOT NO EVIDENCE OF THAT
>>70375614
niggers doing nigger shit
BTFO
>vaginal
>and anal
THE PHOTOGRAPH CONFIRMED FOR RACISM !
>>70374583
>she's a comrade sanders supporter
>>70375614
The prosecution just cited a phone call where he apologized to the victim for the night before. Defense BTFO. Go home folks, we're done here.
this nigger is more fucked than the raped bitch
>>70375614
>>70375374
Inb4 jury returns a guilty verdict on all counts inside 10 minutes
PENIS IN HER MOUTH
SEXUAL MOTIONS
>>70375725
and digital
>>70374513
If there is no semen, he is a freeman
What's going on
why is this old man talking about penis
are you guys rooting for this old guy I can't tell
WE
>>70375087
>Come in for legal advice
>leave with a hot n' ready
>>70375642
>PIZZA FREE*
>*Free pizza given if I win your case
What the fuck is this?
Give me some info.
breaking the plane!!!!!!! shit this is insane
BREAKING THE PLANE
It was a lot sexier when the girl was saying all this stuff.
>mfw old southern man talking about fellatio and anal sex
WAGERS SO FAR:
30 Years, (hoping for death)
60 Years, consecutive sentences
60 Years, consecutive sentences
0 years, He dindu nuffin!
DOESNT HAVE TO BE ERECT - JUST NEEDS TO BREAK THE PLANE... LIKE FOOTBALL
>breaking the plain
>>70374666
fuck off satan
>>70375749
Breaking the plane
My sides
does the boon lawyer get another statement?
AMERICAN FOOTBALL METAPHOR
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
is he going to be the raper or the raped in prison?
He looks like a big guy.
>More constant outbursts
May Tyrone have mercy on Cory ass in jail
Someone speed me up on this. Watching the stream and I guess the dindu raped someone and his chimp lawyer is dumb as rocks.
FOOTBALL METAPHORS ABOUT RAPE!
My life is complete.
>>70375821
it's like football anon
>reading the posts from last threads
>Mfw i missed the stream
>/pol/ on the side of the girl making a false rape accusation
>>70375820
I was thinking the exact same thing.
JUST GOT HERE WHAT HAPPENED
>>70375662
>"damn nigga you said the puppet master defense would work"
A jury mostly of males.
The nigger is toast.
>>70375862
>tfw your lawyer fumbles
>>70375851
this trial is basically a textbook case of how not to defend a rape trial
That sexist football comment might lose them the case.
>>70375094
>keep your lawyer in speed dial
Jesus Christ how fucking much are you getting arrested
