http://nypost.com/2016/04/06/newly-discovered-planet-could-destroy-earth-any-day-now/
POL IT'S OVER, WE ARE DOOM, DOOOM I SAY!!1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
Also
is obama's travel schedule open for public? couldnt find any link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFDWP5JwSM
N I N E
Anything gravitational would only happen if they got close in their orbit, since the ninth planet would have an egg shaped orbit it would speed up around the sun and we'd probably get missed. You are overestimating the influence gravity can have especially with bodies around the size of earth and the supposed mass of the ninth one.
Pluto has 0.2% the mass of the earth and the ninth one is supposedly 5000 times more massive then pluto which means it's 1000% more massive then earth and that means it'll have a little less effect on us then Neptune would, and it would have to pass really close to even affect us, our orbit is really fucking large too. The chance is almost nonexistent and by the time it passes again we will be extinct or rule the fucking galaxy.
We are not dealing with fucking jupiter here, it's literally 0.3% the mass of jupiter.
Also we wouldn't know when the meteors would hit us until they would come close. Given how it has an irregular orbit it would need to give the asteroids a fucking massive speed in order to fling them here fast enough to make it every 27 million years years.
I'll do a bit of a calculation here.
It has an aphelion of 1200 so i'm gonna do that for high end and it's perihelion for low end
1200*AU = 179,517,444,840,000 meters
179,517,444,840,000/20,000,000 = 8,975,872 m/s
or 5,577 km/s
the average meteor and asteroid does never reach above fucking 100 kilometer/s and if they did then they need some ridiculous slingshotting by an interstellar object
So that means that these comets are literally impossible since they move 223 times faster then any other comet and are probably interstellar if they move so fast
>>70266731
If i used the perhelion.
29919574140000/27,000,000 = 1,108,000
Which is just 9 times slower.
And still retarded since it moves 24 times faster then any other observed comet.
The article is lying, or retarded.
Since it also probably does it somewhere in the middle of the orbit it's probably higher then my low end calc and lower then the high end, average of 5,042,000 or 5 042 kilometers per second.
These comet showers are unnatural, and stupid, since nothing in the solar system except light itself and the sun moves that fast.
The article is bullshit, and we don't have anything to worry about anyways, they move so fast they can be nudged by the gravity of jupiter just a little bit and get thrown into the sun or off course.
>>70257517
>>70257517
>>70257517
KEK BLESSED US
>>70266769
>>70266731
Unless the planet literally has gravity magic or teleports or its comets do, it cannot do anything the article describes.
Based on a bit of simple math it would also on average make it take 5.4 billion years if it went a realistic 25km/s because comets do that.
>>70266539
But that's completely wrong
Things that may or may not connect with this
Electronic Universe theory
Abrupt weather pattern changing
This could explain how middle east was considered the cradle of civilization
Changing of earth magnetic poles - if the poles change would the location of the equator change as well?
If the location of the equator changes that means the sea level will rise at the new spot
>>70266539
>>70266494
OP is a faggot flying ice fairy and an idiot, clearly showcased by my simple math
>>70267041
how do you even know the math based swede.
>>70267206
I know how to calculate the speed by knowing the timeframe and the estimated distance between the sun and Planet Cirno and the average speed of a comet. I go from logic from that point on.
nothing to worry about goys, you're all perfectly safe, we're just getting on this spaceship up for "scientific purposes"
>>70267349
you make me proud to know that there are still smart red pills swedes. Good job swede.
>>70267349
I don't think you unerstand, Sven
>>70266494
>extrasolar collisions
>on Earth
>>70267528
It can't happen if it breaks the laws of physics.
I can get doubles and say that the jews will be gassed tomorrow and it wouldn't happen.
>>70267656
>doubles compares to at least 10 coincidences
>FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Periodic mass extinctions on Earth, as indicated in the global fossil record, could be linked to a suspected ninth planet, according to research published by a faculty member of the University of Arkansas Department of Mathematical Sciences.
https://news.uark.edu/articles/34087/u-of-a-researcher-links-mass-extinctions-to-planet-x-
baka thread?
>>70266494
>>70267706
>events that are impossible to happen will happen because my ID said Kek
i'd agree with certain political events and whatnot but retarded shit that would mean the universe has to be a shitty video game is not going to happen.
Sexualise the baka!
>>70267766
it doesn't pass anywhere close enough to the earth to throw any comets at us or throw them fast enough to hit us in the timeframe described
This is retarded as all hell and you're retards for believing it.
>>70267989
>Whitemire and Matese’s theory is that as Planet X orbits the sun, its tilted orbit slowly rotates and Planet X passes through the Kuiper belt of comets every 27 million years, knocking comets into the inner solar system. The dislodged comets not only smash into the Earth, they also disintegrate in the inner solar system as they get nearer to the sun, reducing the amount of sunlight that reaches the Earth.
its talking of a yuge meteor shower, it will block out the sun
>>70267985
>>70267865
>>70267842
MODS, MOOOODS
>>70266494
>A mysterious planet that wiped out life on Earth millions of years ago could do it again, according to a top space scientist.
>space scientist
really
>>70267989
It's 40 times further away from the sun then jupiter at its closest, nowhere near the asteroid belt. It's 6 times further away then neptune and at its furthest it's basically in the oort cloud for all i care.
>>70268122
There is nowhere near enough mass in the oort cloud or kupier belt to block out the sun from space.
The comets would have to move at 100 times the speed of the fastest comet to reach us in the timeframe described. If it was in a realistic speed it would "at best" come here once every 1.8 billion years. At minimum. Average would be at 5.4 billion or it would have had to have been coming since before the sun even existed. Or from a nebula.
I'll believe it when I see an emergency broadcast saying we're fucked. The article only says "some people" aka conspiracy whackos think it's the end of the world (again)
>>70268422
but they sent a probe to pluto in 30 or 40 years
>>70268587
Pluto is 29 AU away at its closest and 49 at its furthest.
Voyager flew at 17km/s and was one of the fastest we've used.
Which is literally 6 times slower then the fastest comet.
i got a literal 10/10 neighbour that fucks with people regularly(i can hear her moaning from my bathroom). if some emergency announcement like obongo saying "we are gonna die in a week lmao" happens im gonna try my luck.
fuck she is hot
>>70268717
what if planet x passed through the asteroids 100 years ago?
>>70266494
>Conspiracy theorists in the ’80s and ’90s previously claimed a red dwarf planet called Nibiru or Nemesis, which orbits too close to Earth every 36,000 years, was behind the events.
>Now some are convinced there will be a collision or a near miss before the end of April.
>Nemesis or Nibiru was widely dismissed as crackpot pseudo-science — until Planet Nine was identified in January by the California Institute of Technology.
It's weird it would mention this.
Almost sounds like it's got confirmation bias overall.
>>70268128
Fuck off faggot.
>>70266494
is this like a late april fools post?
planet nine is only inferred at the moment from the orbits of a couple TNOs and has not been directly imaged or confirmed in any other way
BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA
>>70268900
The asteroids wouldn't have gotten anywhere close to the earth even with the highest of high end time (8,700 kilometers per second) and if it was realistic then it's 348 times slower...
348*27,000,000 = 9,396,000,000
or
9 billion years
at high end
low end is at 1 billion years realistic speed since these ones move too fast to come from planet 9
>>70266998
>https://youtu.be/t7EAlTcZFwY
>https://youtu.be/tRV1e5_tB6Y
>https://youtu.be/34wtt2EUToo
>https://youtu.be/5AUA7XS0TvA
>>70268939
>red dwarf planet
>>70266727
>tfw you will never get to lick Cirno's naked body
>>70269174
its confusing because the distance you using for your calculations seems to be greater than is reasonable by looking at scaled charts
>>70269404
According to multiple sources the planet is at furthest 200 AU away and at furthest 1600 AU.
>>70269404
the blue dots are the Kuiper belt, N for neptune, S for saturn etc.
>>70269488
>>70269404
Did you get my point?
why cant we just like nuke it
3000 years of humanity and we still haven't developed planetary defenses?
>>70266494
The strongest after all
>>70268939
>Nibiru
We wus planets and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6poHQ2h00ZA
bump with planet nine discovery info
>at its furthest it's basically in the oort cloud for all i care.
The Kuiper belt should not be confused with the theorized Oort cloud, which is a thousand times more distant and is mostly spherical
She's gonna kill us all for fapping to her so much.
It's the end!
>>70270400
>implying our reptilian overlords wont save us
>>70266494
>tabloid link
>>70266494
Nice.
Later nerds.
>>70266494
>Planet 9 To Cause Multiple Extrasolar Collisions on Earth
Pluto is doing what now?
its all interesting stuff, hopefully people don't start killing themselves, trying to catch a ride on any comets that fly by like those heavens gate peoples
you guys know about that cult that killed themselves trying to catch a ride on an asteroid? they still have a live website at http://www.heavensgate.com/
>>70271337
damn son I was like 12 when that shit happened. Big social message after that was like"DONT BE JOINING CULTS NOW"
>>70270054
I'll just put it clearly
1 AU = 149,597,870,700 meters
27,000,000 years = time between showers
>If the shower is at a distance
Distance: 1600*AU = 239,356,593,120,000m
Speed: 8,865,059 or 8,865km/s (354.6 times faster then the average comet, impossible speeds for the solar system)
Realistic speed: 354*27,000,000 = 9.558.000.000 years. (one shower between every 9,5 billion years or: there was never a shower since it wouldn't have time to form.)
>If the shower is at its closest
Distance: 200*AU = 29,919,574,140,000m
Speed: 200au/27,000,000 = 1,108,132m/s or 1,108km/s (44 times faster then the average comet and 17 times faster then the fastest one)
Realistic Speed: 44*27,000,000 = 1,188,000,000 years (1,88 billion years, one shower per 2 billion years more or less
>Average distance
Distance: 900*AU = 134,638,083,630,000m
Speed: 900au/27,000,000 = 4,986,595m/s or 4,986km/s (200 times faster then the average comet)
Realistic Speed: 27,000,000*200 =5,400,000,000 (The planet would have have to have been formed at the moment the sun was formed, or before, and the shower would have already happened during the dinosaur era, or a few million years in the future)
>>70271540
In other words the article is about math illiterate people or retarded people.
Google up the distance that the planet has by yourself.
>>70271071
Pluto is pissed about its demotion
>>70270587
but cirno loves being jizzed on
No wonder the weather has been so crazy and fucked up lately.
Praise Kek for /pol/ users will be spared to rule the world as kings in his glory when the Habbening does come.
>>70271692
why couldn't there be a third variable that causes the 20,000 year cycle to be really bad every 27 million years
>>70271540
okay but the asteroid belt is like 40-50Au from the sun in >>70269404
so why would asteroids be starting from 200 or 1600 Au?
>>70269291
>tfw I will never get to have a body like Cirno's
>>70266731
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>>70267041
>>70267349
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>>70271692
Oy vey Sven.
>>70270605
I was thinking the same thing
>>70272022
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hills_cloud
we've got shit theoretically out to nearly 4 light-years
OP is full of shit but dont forget the astroid that's supposed to be a near earth object in 2018
that's what the game rage is based off, i dont know the full details but yeah
>>70266494
>any day now
>>70272360
thats cool .. but the OP theory is that planet 9 moves through the asteroids at 40-50Au that then sends them towards earth
>>70272521
did you not ask in that post why there would be objects from 200-1600AU?
>>70272633
even though this is terrible bait it still triggers me to think that there are retards who actually believe this shit
>>70266824
Welp, we're all fucked now, boys
>>70272022
because planet 9 doesn't reach tot he asteroid belt and the kupier belt is further out
as is the oort cloud where planet 9 presumably is
>>70272080
>math is jewing
i guess you hate them greeks
>>70271992
That's irrelevant, it doesn't have the ability to speed up the comets fast enough to reach us every 20,000 year because the comets will reach us in two billion years, you dumbfuck.
Hypothetically that means that the "shower" only happens literally twice in the solar systems history and the next one will happen in 200 million years.
>>70272928
>did you not ask in that post why there would be objects from 200-1600AU?
Every article that mentions its distance says that it's 200-1600 AU and that's where kupier belt and oort cloud objects are, like pluto and smaller objects.
Give me a reliable source that i can trust with the distance if you want me to use it.
>>70266494
>tfw planning on getting a hi point 9mm carbine
>gonna cerakote it light blue with a 9 circle on the side, surrounded by the ice wings
>tfw never even played 2hu, I just find that little ice girl so cute
>>70273236
>>70273105
Also most comets and asteroids that get close to earth or go around the sun have been traveling since the birth of the sun.
This only backs my point about their time to reach us up.
>>70267842
witnessed the 9's in her eyes
>>70273105
Now I understand, there are the two theories, the Caltech one (distant orbit, 10k year and the U of A one (closer orbit, 26 mill years)
while I agree that the U of A one is totally unlikely to happen within a few weeks, the Caltech could also see a massive object heading towards earth
>>70266494
/v/ here
I have trained for this
let the demons come
HAIL KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibyOMDcyO3U&nohtml5=False
>Discovered thing that has always been there but now that they now it's panic time
>>70273626
I looked at their website and they say nothing of the planet entering the inner solar system past jupiter, please give me a citation.
Also it's hard for it to stand against the general choice that the scientific community has chosen, which is 200AU - 1600AU
>>70268849
just rape her you stupid roach
