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http://nypost.com/2016/04/06/newly-discovered-planet-could-destroy-earth-any-day-now/

POL IT'S OVER, WE ARE DOOM, DOOOM I SAY!!1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
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first
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Let me guess, April 19th?
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First for not happening :^)
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>>70251232
thank god
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>>70251232
I thought the day when humanity would possibly be destroyed would make me happy but alas I feel nothing
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not even close to happng
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I was under the impression Planet Nine was a hypothetical body.
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>>70251232
How dumb are you?
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>>70251232
>passes dangerously close every 29k years
>but it hasn't wiped out the planet the other thousands of times it passed
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>>70251232
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
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crappy clickbait

tldr:
a "9th planet", that totally exists, can redirect comets in this general direction
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>>70251569
Destruction probably only happens on like 1% of the passes.

Maybe on every pass something magnetic happens like a polar swap or shift?
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>>70251232
Happening?
It's really happening
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>This article originally appeared on The Sun.
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>planet X is just a conspiratard meme they said
>implying the ancient texts weren't warning us of this event

do you think they were just fascinated with space cuz stars were shiny or something? they literally had this event mapped
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Drink the cool-aid
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k the cool-aid
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>>70251232
Wait didnt the end of times happen in 2012?
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>>70251232
Can Meme magic cause this to happen?
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>>70252341
No you're thinking about Y2K.
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>>70251232
Will it be named Wormwood?
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>>70252175
>tfw this planet is the Black Sun the Nazis were talking about
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>>70251232
>author is the sun

figures that warmth-giving asshole finally wants us dead
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http://gizmodo.com/how-astronomers-are-going-to-find-planet-nine-1768072602
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>>70252341
No, that's when the planet entered our local solar system.

The mayan calendar was created for this purpose. It's literally happening.
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A planet with 10 times the mass of earth gets caught in the suns gravitational field we know this because of the eliptical patern of the orbit
>big guy
>gets caught
>possibly related to extinction level events
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>>70251420
First of last :(
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>>70252712
>>70252598
Wew lad
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>>70251232
Fuck off m8 Pluto is planet 9 and always will be.

Normies have even stolen nibiru shit posting REEEEEEEEE
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>>70252749
We are getting a new beginning my friend.
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>>70252712
Was getting caught in our orbit part of your plan?
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>>70251232
http://www.snopes.com/planet-destroy-earth/

Oh shit, Snopes has "debunked" it already

HAPPENING CONFIRMED
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>>70252039
his name is ATF you dolt
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>>70251232

>literally a meme telescope

nice try OP, you almost got me
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>>70252917
are you autistic or something?
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>>70251560
>:^)
le cringe face
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>>70251232

>see happening thread

>pls be real happening pls be real happening

>its a clickbait thread
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>>70253034
>keck
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>>70252999
Witnessed
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>>70251232
>http://nypost.com/2016/04/06/newly-discovered-planet-could-destroy-earth-any-day-now/
Good
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>>70251232
Dumb people can educate themselves anyday now
Any day
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>>70251232
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!! Dark souls isn't even out yet!!
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>>70253147
I don't know, this retired navy officer seems pretty convincing desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciKCAmHa1lU
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>>70251232
oh thank god

the ride is finally over
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>>70251232
>Pluto is no longer a planet
Wait, what? When did this happen?
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>>70253034
HOLY SHIT! This is a sign from Kek.

Meme fucking magic a telescope called Keck Telescope will discover our demise.
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You ever watched Deep Impact?

We can destroy the comets.

We can nuke them.

We can deflect them with lazers.

We can use solar sails to change their path.

This is the last time Earth gets pounded, no longer will it happen!!!
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Daily reminder nibiru is coming for all you goys
It's called project bluebeam, you paid for it yourselves!
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>>70251232
why is there aplanet thats gonna crash into earth every 6 months
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>>70253966
>We can destroy the comets.
>We can nuke them.
>We can deflect them with lazers.
>We can use solar sails to change their path.
Why would you do that?
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>>70254086
Quantum immortality.
Every time it happens, the happening gets pushed back 6 months.
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>>70252209
Put your Nikes on first tho.
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>>70254264
But the slavs don't buy nikes!
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>>70253966
Not with our budgets going to make sure we fix the wage gap, the rapefugees get comfy housing and aren't bored, laquisha can feed her 15 niglets, and that Israel is defended.
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>>70251745
Well, I doubt a full blown crash is gonna happen. We would have seen that coming ages before and would have long since prepared for it.

What CAN happen is magnetic/gravitational stuff due to the planets coming so close to each other.
Whether that stuff leads to catastrophe, or small ripples of negligible effects is what I don't know.
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>>70251232
finally. just imagine all the faggots it will kill that all of you hate.
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>>70254187

Don't worry, the Atlantian Aryans will come back on their mother ship and save all whites day before the impact date.

The niggers, kikes, shitskins, and muslims will look up in awe as we whites return home with our breatheren, it will be beautiful.
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>>70254481
Where's your leaf Canada?
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Isn't that planet like farther away then Pluto, OP planets don't have engines and defy physics
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>>70254867
See
>>70252712
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>>70251232
So should I take the Lead Pill now or?
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>>70253966
This isn't a comet, its a binary start with planets.
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>>70252712
Damned memes
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>>70255351

It isn't a star, it's too small to become a star.
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>>70254867
>Pluto never messed with you, Pluto is cool
>discredit Pluto because it is small and far away
>ramdom planetary body comes from really really far away
>It threatens your very existence
>IT IS A PLANET
OH NOW THIS IS A PLANET HUH?
FUCK YOU, YOU APPRECIATE ONLY BULLIES
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING
I HOPE YOU ARE WIPED OUT
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>>70251232
Its full of muslims and liberals they keep sending here
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>>70251232
>total planetary destruction
No.
>Nibiru
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>70251232
I live life as if death can happen anytime so planet x, I FUCKING DARE YOU. YOU THINK YOUR THE FIRST TO TRY AND DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE? Pfft HARDLY! WE SHOOT EACH OTHER ON A WHIM OUTTA BORDEM FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOU
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>>70252598
HOOOOOLY SHIT
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I will finally get uncucked.
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>>70251232
Finish this gay earth lol
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>>70256552
The real question is how do we avoid cross contamination from Sweden into space?
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>>70256552
Nibiru is the ultimate cucking
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>saw this thread
>smirked a little instead of feeling anxiety
I've been on /pol/ for too long. I've become one of you people.
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>>70251232
Fuck off spic your people said that thousands of years ago and it still hasn't happened so it won't happen now
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>>70252341
they were off by 1 leap uear
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Normally I'd ignore this but meme magic has grown so strong the very fact /pol/ noticed it has me a little nervous.
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>>70253034
CONFIRMED.
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>>70256968
SOROS FUNDED PANAMA LEAK TO KEEP US FROM KNOWING THE WORLD IS ENDING


DEVILISH
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>>70251232

N I B I R U
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A N N U N A K I
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>>70252712
Crashing this planet with no survivors!
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>>70253034
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._M._Keck_Observatory
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>>70251232
>>70251232
>Christians believe we've been here for 20,000 years
>the new planet has a 20,000 year orbit which may disrupt asteroid paths and wipe out life in earth
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/7053867/Mysterious-planet-wiped-out-life-on-Earth-once-and-could-do-it-again-THIS-MONTH.html

>Richard and Barbara Rosenberg


>_>
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>>70257132
>mfw Trump is an Illuminati agent tasked with distracting the goys while they all flee to their underground bunkers
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>>70253034
MIND = MEME'D
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>>70257278
>>70253034
>>70257326
>Keck telecope

that's it, we're fucked
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Shieeeet
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>>70251232
It would be chaos within the elites if this actually happened. But it doesn't look that way since they continue to spread their degeneracy plans on a daily basis..
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>>70251232
my dream.. my DREAM WAS RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!

I saw it in my dreams ahahahahahahahahahahah haha ha aha ha h ah haha h ah aha ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah ah a a

I told you so....
I TOLD YOU...

BUT YOU CALLED ME CRAZY ahahahahag
a
ga
g
a
gagqahahahhhahhaahah
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>not buying the survival guide to Earth's destruction
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About time
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>>70253034
D...don't tell me we just memed Nibiru and the Anunnaki into existence?

HOLY FUCK
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>>70253034
The person who funded the scopes, Keck, lived in Bel Air.
WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK
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pls tell me we're set for an April 19th/20th impact
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>>70257558
>>70257580
>>70257517


Discovered by Barbara and Richard Rosenberg


ROSENBERG


KEK WHY
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>>70257715
FUCKING EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>70257715
It's because /POL/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Happening confirmed
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>>70257553
Shit game desu senpai
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>Originally Published By The Sun
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>any day now

thats not soon enough
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>>70257715
PURE

FUCKING

COINCIDENCE

WE WERE NEVER WRONG
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>>70257517
>ID
>Kek 4U

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
THANK YOU KEK
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>>70251232
This April? Well hopefully I'll finish dark souls 3 before that
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>>70251232
What nonsense that planet is way too far away to even hit us, it takes nearly 1000 years for Neptune to orbit the sun completely so imagine how much time it would take something beyond Pluto's orbit to eventually hit the earth not to mention this is impossible because the sun prevents planets from moving in a straight line.
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>>70257558

It isn't the first time m8.

The Tower of Babel which Nimrod built wasn't just symbolic. It was an occult ritual intended as in invitation for the Watchers (Fallen Angels) to step back into our plane of existence. It worked.

"There were nephilim on the earth in those days, and after..." Genesis 6

There is a similar line of thought which holds that the atomic bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki tore a hole in the veil which seperates reality from the higher planes of existence. If this is true, there's no telling how many of "them" came through the veil. This would certainly correspond to the rise of the UFO/alien phenomenon, whose origins (according to Jacques Vallee and other UFOologists) are supernatural.

tl;dr Aliens are demons and our Faustian technological impulse has brought them into the world en masse. You faggots memeing about Kek didn't help either
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>>70257558
>>70257715
Even better, there is a Keck foundation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._M._Keck_Foundation

Founded by:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Myron_Keck
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Post yfw you die you at least get to take SJW feminists BLM cucks with you
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>>70258011
Jew souls 3? Why are you playing that?
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>>70251232
CGI or fuck off
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>>70252525

If Earth gets destroyed, at least he'll finally have finished with (((them))).
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>>70252921
haha isle of man
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>>70257517
>he had a prophetic dream
>ID is "Kek4+U
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>>70257517
>Kek


CHOSEN LEAF
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>>70251731
Nah, it's indirectly observable and not visible, but exists none the less
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>>70257715

FUCKING HAPPENING GODDAMMIT!
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>>70257517
>kek 4U
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>>70257517
>jKek4+UD
>J kek 4 U
>Je kek for you...
>I kek for you

OMFG....
Thank you lord Kek for your blessing of this thread.
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WOW

(it's nothing)

Dont think this ride is over so fast , it's just begun.
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>>70257537 (You)
>>70257573 (You)
>>70257658 (You)
Help me pol I need more insight looks like you're leaning for #3

http://strawpoll.me/7308688
http://strawpoll.me/7308688
http://strawpoll.me/7308688
http://strawpoll.me/7308688


http://strawpoll.me/7308688

http://strawpoll.me/7308688

http://strawpoll.me/7308688

pls pol help
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>>70251232
>Dat porn music
Stay caliente my Colombian amigo

Kek'd and drop'd
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>>70251232
>And some believe the apocalyptic event could happen as early as this month.

>Now some are convinced there will be a collision or a near miss before the end of April.

Yes! This is what I want to hear.

No bullshit about some far off date in 2021 or 2019!

I want it now.
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>>70257517

WHAT DID KEK TELL YOU CHOSEN LEAF? WHAT SHOULD /POL/ DO TO BRING HIM ETERNAL GLORY?
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>>70251832
So can any other planet. NASA has been taking advantage of gravity assist for quite some time now.
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>>70258411
fuck off fag
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>>70258229
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>>70251232
>nypost

Nothing is going to happen.
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>>70258151
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>>70257517
You just reminded me my dream I had a couple years ago about the moon crashing into the earth

I felt so alive in that dream...what a spectacular feeling.
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>The diameter of Apophis is, as of the most recent 2013 observations, approximately 325 metres (1,066 ft).[2] Preliminary observations by Goldstone radar in January 2013 effectively ruled out the possibility of an Earth impact by Apophis in 2036.[10] By May 6, 2013 (April 15, 2013 observation arc

Another object to possibly hit in the month of April
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This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle.”
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>>70251731


Yeah, it's called Pluto. Faggot
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>>70258504
Google ninth planet. Other resent sources will come up
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>tfw too beta to have sex even when the world is ending
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>>70258655
Has... has anyone checked the bible about anything related to a planet/meteor/moon/star falling on judgement day?
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>>70258721

Pluto's not a planet faggot.
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>>70251560

>don't ever crash me or my son's plane ever again
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>>70258812
Or maybe a Harry Potter book?
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>>70251232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_awUgbUJs&nohtml5=False
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>>70258691
> Apophis
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
THATS THE GREEK NAME FOR KEK
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apep
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>>70259031

LOL
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>>70251232

God damn we have a massive fucking planet in our solar system and we only discovered it just fucking now. We are literally intergalactic niggers.
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>>70258812
Revelation 8 m8
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>>70259031
HOLY SHIT
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I actually remember reading this as a non-bait article

>yes, there are mass extincition events every 27 million years
>been like that sicne 500 million years
>probably is that planet thowring astoids at us
>but it last happened 500.000 years ago so ANY DAY is just plain wrong
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>>70258229
It's actually happening isn't it lads?
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>>70251232
>newly discovered
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>>70258477
So have your mom's tits you fuck.
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>>70251745
It is interesting to note that their have been multiple recurring mass extinctions including one that brought the human population down to a genetic bottleneck that scientists can see in our DNA today. So your argument that nothing like this has happened before is inaccurate at best.
Interesting is where the Theory of planet X came from. I do not know its origins. I do not know if it was dreamed up to write a book or was found through deep research of ancient texts. If the later you might want to start making peace with god. The ancient Indian texts claim the Indian people have been around in one form or another for 100k or more years. Similarly, cultures all over the world share oral stories about their ancestors emerging from the ground. Like they may have been in hiding, came out and restarted civilization. I can not prove what our predecessors saw, but they saw some shit they shouldn't have based on their technological level. Like powerful people flying around on magic carpets, in chariots of fire, white gods in south america, and so on. I also believe the elite of this world know all of this and at a much deeper level than any of us plebs are allowed to know.
TL:DR Happening Plausible
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>>70251232


.... Good
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Is this nightmare finally over lads?
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>>70258796
You can still rape.
Bitches love a man that take what he wants.
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>>70253034
>>70257580
>>70257715

kek worship has to stop

we're meddling with things too ancient, this will not end well
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>>70258474
I saw the world explode, like a fucking big nuclear explosion... I remember a mushroom in the sky... and when i woke up I had a date in mind...

10th april ... dont know why.

I immediately reported this here but no one gave a fuck...
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>>70258721
Do everyone a favor and stop referring to Pluto as a planet
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>>70254437
No, we would not have seen a comet heading directly at us at speeds generated by being slingshat out of the Kuiper Belt by an enormous planet. The article is talking about a direct hit, not just a bunch more comets being pushed around.

And no, the planets will not come too close to each other. Nine is always outside the orbits of Neptune and Pluto. The nearest it ever comes to Earth is about 3x the diameter of Pluto's orbit.

The 20M vs 26M thing is every bit as absurd as it sounds. The NY Post isn't usually as terrible as people say, but here's a case of it being much, much worse.

>>70257824
More of her if you please.

And while we're at it, Pluto is a fucking planet and so are Ceres and Sedna and Quaoar and Eris and Makemake and this one is the 15th or 16th planet or maybe even the 17th, and fuck everybody.
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>>70251232
ANNUNAKI

DAVID ICKE

THE SUMERIANNNSSSSSSSSSSS


NIBIRIU!!
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>NY Post

Guys....come on now...
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>>70253966
>every country launches a shit ton of nukes into the planet
>the night stars become a firework of missile trails
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FUGG :D :D :D
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>>70259031
wew
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>>70259549

ahhh good point


ITS JUST BULLSHIT

party's over back to "mfw no gf" thread.
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>>70253034
>>70257580
>>70257715
We're fucked. Meme magic is going to cause interplanetary destruction
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>As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos.

>planet was completely obscure and unknown until recently and would bring chaos

WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>70259531
Pluto is a cold, cold celestial dwarf.
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>>70251232
and around baal sacrafices, this cannot be good at all. Time for desus vult pol. whos with me.
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>>70259779

ITS NASA CONFIRMED YOU FUCKING SHILL!
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>>70259385
[citation needed]
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>>70257517
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>>70259822
>>70259031
Meme magic literally had the scientists name it after kek fucking kek
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>>70259997
naw bro more like the 19th
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>>70259031
Anyone else starting to think Kek might actually be real? Holy fuck there's so many scary "coincidences".
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AAAAAAARGH
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>>70259031
I has been nice to know you everyone.

I want to say that...
>some of you guys are alright...

卐 Long live mein Fuhrer /pol/ 卐
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>>70257517
>ID
>Kek 4 U
>mfw
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So we live when niggers get shot, and also love when niggers decide a planet shouldn't be a planet anymore?
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>>70253147
it will be funny when this kind of shit get's on tv and people see our huge smile while everyone else cries in terror
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hey guys i might have done something bad, i might have caused the planet to come, there is a website that you submit a wish, so then a cult does it for you free of charge, so i typed
" i wish an aliens would come peacefully and show us their planet" it kinda looks like it came true i caused the death of the human race sorry pol. Im probably going to burn in hell or repeat this life as punishment hate bash me if you want.
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>>70257824
>fug
I'd let her immanentize my eschaton any day
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>>70254437
Anything gravitational would only happen if they got close in their orbit, since the ninth planet would have an egg shaped orbit it would speed up around the sun and we'd probably get missed. You are overestimating the influence gravity can have especially with bodies around the size of earth and the supposed mass of the ninth one.
Pluto has 0.2% the mass of the earth and the ninth one is supposedly 5000 times more massive then pluto which means it's 1000% more massive then earth and that means it'll have a little less effect on us then Neptune would, and it would have to pass really close to even affect us, our orbit is really fucking large too. The chance is almost nonexistent and by the time it passes again we will be extinct or rule the fucking galaxy.
We are not dealing with fucking jupiter here, it's literally 0.3% the mass of jupiter.
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This is all CERN's fault. They turned on the Large Hadron Collider and attracted Nibiru towards our focus. Demons are coming. Brace yourselves /pol/.
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>>70251232
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BLOODMOON
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>>70257517
THE PROPHET SPEAKS TO US

THANK THE HEAVENS. WHAT DID KEK TELL YOU, HOLY ONE?
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>>70253855
spooky checked

the memespocalypse has started
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>>70260451
BUT ANON KEK

KEK

MEME MAGIC CONFIRMS IT
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>>70251232
>"top space scientist"

Kek what kind of autistic shit.
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>>70259791

goddamnit 4chan!
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>planet nine is funded by george soros
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APOCALYPES GET!!!
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>>70260451
>we'd probably get missed
>probably
You underestimate Kek.
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>>70260778
damn so close.
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>>70259385
/pol/ I have just discovered the origin of our Moon, it was captured from a close orbit to the sun in its infancy by Planet 9 and I have proof in pic related. We have just memed our way into the history books and we aren't even Jewish (I hope).
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>said by some retard college kid who wants to be an astrophysicist with no evidence to support his claim
This is the kind of tabloid bullshit that belongs on reddit. Fuck off
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>>70260698
>flag

Every time.
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>>70251232
As long as it takes out Dindus, I'm fine with it.
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>NibiruFags were right all along.
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>>70257517
>kek 4u

it's fucking over, we are doomed!!
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>>70260892
head back to a trump thread and fuck off. I support him but you don't need every thread.
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Rest assured, you wouldn't survive very long in an event like this.
At least it will be swift and painless.
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>>70259592
>peace
>world unites
this seems good. Fireworks, peace and then galatical conquest
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>>70258123
>will I am mirin' key?
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>>70259327
>4chins has memed a planet into existence that also happens to be the physical manifestation of the old Egyptian god of Chaos
Fuck, we've gone too far lads
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>>70261000
Thank you for the merciful death, oh great Kek.
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>>70260981
you fucking wot
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>>70260624
He shown me the end...
It was beautiful...

10/10 dream, would die like that anytime.
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>>70252712
>>70257214
CRASHING THIS SOLAH SYSHTEM

WITH NO SHURVIVORSH
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>>70252712
>meme magic will kill us all
What a day to be alive
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>>70261088
a planet that was discovered by the "Keck" observatory which was founded by William "mirin kek"
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>>70251232
http://www.snopes.com/planet-destroy-earth/
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>>70251232
IT'S REAL GUYS, IT'S FUCKING OVER, WE'RE GONNA DIE.
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>>70261088
>>70261040
>>70261008
>>70261000
>>70260981
>>70260974
>>70260958
>>70260953
>>70260918
>>70260892
see pic related
>>70260838


The Moon was originally a burned planet with a close orbital rotation to the sun and was slingshotted through Earth's orbit. This is huge information, math fags confirm?
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>>70261000
i wonder if the people who have these dying dreams, where do the people that don't have them go.

>>70261143
m8ty we can literally die this year, before he gets elected, enjoy the ride instead of shill constantly.
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If d.ubs confirmed extinction of Earth.
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>>70257517
Holy fuck m8.. that ID.. Kek sent that dream to you
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>>70260072
Nah
April 13
But you don't have to worry guys
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>>70261272

We should stop shitposting...
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>>70253034
>Just now learning about the Keck Observatory

I'll admit I didn't make the connection, but Jesus Christ, /pol/.
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>>70261542
the pagan holiday with blood sacrafices around the world is on the 19th.
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>>70261542
Woah, Quebec has a flag?
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>>70261272
I kek'd
we're all gonna get kek'd
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Clickbait article.

Nothing is going to happen everything will be fine.
Remember when they said the LHC was going to make a Black Hole?
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>>70261568
>>70261568
>We should stop shitposting...
Our memes are bending reality

>>70261701
we gonna kek the world
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>>70251232

Where do reptilians fit in all this?
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>>70261568
It's too late. It is will of Kek. If he merciful we will be the first to die. OR perhaps he'll save us. Which is far more terrible fate. /Pol/lacks reestablishes civilization. Fuuug.
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>>70257580
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>Planet 9
>Not a single Cirno in this thread
THE STRONGEST
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Planet 9 caused the moon to come into Earth's orbit.
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>>70253034
He's here.
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>>70257517
>prophet of kek
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>>70262016
Im not /jp/ enough for this
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>>70252883
Pluto is a tiny bitch nigga dwarf planet. It's half the size of our moon. Shit If you call Pluto a planet you'd have to strongly consider that our moon should be considered a planet too albeit a tidally locked binary planet. Pluto's surface area is smaller than surface area of Russia. There are probably bigger chunks frozen gases out in Kuiper belt too.
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>>70260647
>>70260451
Also we wouldn't know when the meteors would hit us until they would come close. Given how it has an irregular orbit it would need to give the asteroids a fucking massive speed in order to fling them here fast enough to make it every 27 million years years.
I'll do a bit of a calculation here.
It has an aphelion of 1200 so i'm gonna do that for high end and it's perihelion for low end
1200*AU = 179,517,444,840,000 meters
179,517,444,840,000/20,000,000 = 8,975,872 m/s
or 5,577 km/s
the average meteor and asteroid does never reach above fucking 100 kilometer/s and if they did then they need some ridiculous slingshotting by an interstellar object
So that means that these comets are literally impossible since they move 223 times faster then any other comet and are probably interstellar if they move so fast
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Do you guys think these guys will play into Kek's plan?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK

This movie?
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1051829/

This school of medicine?
>http://www.keck.usc.edu/

I think Kek is leaving clues for us.
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>>70251232
100% guaranteed not to happen because nothing good ever happens.
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Finally, sweet release
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>>70261542
So next week then.
Nice rare flag BTW
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>>70262375
nice calculation sweden ill be calling your country again today, just for hearing it, hopefully its you.
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pls crash in a way only Africa and the Middle East is affected
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>>70257517
Shieeeeet the end of times are coming! KEK SAID SO!
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>>70262379
Detective /pol/ on the case
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>>70251515
This enlightened man gets it.
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>>70261542
thanks for the flag, quebec
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guys, seriously, are we going to die?

I have shit to do next week
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>>70262647
dude that planet is 10 times the size of ours, if it crashes anywhere its ogre. Unless we develop a super nuke to get rid of it, or unless we have laser technology to penetrate it.
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>>70262491
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>>70261414
What part of my post had anything to do with Trump? Are you okay, Anon?
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Time to get a loan out.
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>>70251232

I warned you before

It's 14th of April.
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>>70251232
Just let it happen. I can't take it anymore, lads. Our world is cucked. Just fuck our shit up.
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>>70262843
i thought your focking wot was because i mentioned his name. Sorry m8
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No, it's not fucking happening. This shit has been debunked this morning in another thread.
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The nibiru memes were always real, fuck me sideways.
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I have an exam next week...should I blow off studying?
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