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Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.

Vocaroos:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
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>>70181746
oh god yes

we will be the only ones using it
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First for this is a Nazi Hotline.
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>>70181793
I hate you Canada.
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>>70181746
Best Vocaroos:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlI6Q0aXzLE

Friendly reminder that we need to get some professional Australians on this job, stat.
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>>70181746
Is it bad that my first instinct wasn't shouting "WHY ARE YOU SO KEKED" but to order a pizza?
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Here is the best one yet where a based Canadian(me) obliterates and likely drives a Swedish cuck to suicide.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
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>>70182271
>KEKED*
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>the state of sweden

Holy shit these cucks are really living up to their cuck stereotype.
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>>70181746
>the cuck phone
dialin it
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>>70182351
>cuk

Not like this..
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>>70182329
Did you kill small animals as a child?
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>>70182176

top kek

"do you love muslims?"

> I love good people
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>>70182422

How did you know?

It was fun.
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>>70182223
Kek
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>1st call
>get connected to a Swedish football guy who was kinda fun to talk to
>2nd call
>talk to a swedish guy for 1.5 hours about anything from potholes to hooliganism
I learned a shit ton about Sweden and the people there seem kind of cool. I feel kinda bad about this entire project getting taken advantage of because of how nice everyone's been.
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>>70182223
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Is this basically like voice omegle?
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>>70182223

I have seen a vision of the end of the world.

It will be brought about by the Ouroboros of Australians shitposting each other.
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>>70182464
I can't handle the edge.

http://www.disabled-world.com/disability/types/psychological/sociopaths.php
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>>70182564
Kek yea it's actually very similar
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>>70182176
>Why are you letting your country get raped by Muslims?

>That's not happening.

kek
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>>70182329
This is the true best. The combination of the Canabro and the poor 46 year old Virgin with a cat.
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>>70182660
Kek yea those first two are definetely my favorites. That anon was based as fuck
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>>70182814
Yeah I just finished the first one
Top quality call
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How do I call from my computer? I recently got a mic.

also I'd like to record it
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>>70182329
canada shows the ferocity of its beaver teeth before going back to shitposting with its giant flappy tail
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>>70182887
Not sure about the computer, but use Vocaroo to record it
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Use a free calling app off the playstore for top bantz
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>>70181746
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
brilliant
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First in the world, huh?

One time, my stupid-ass roommates thought I'd be funny to call 1-800-OCANADA. It was funny watching them spaghetti when a qt voice with the Canuckistan Tourist Board picked up.
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>>70183048
Kek that is another good one
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>>70183048

Kek
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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
how is that swedish guy keep talking to anon after the first few question is beyond me
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>>70181746
Previous Threads

#1:>>70148294
#2 >>70164921
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>>70183419
They're Cucks what do you expect?This Leaf here was a savage and Sven took the beating like the Cuck he is >>70182329
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>>70183419
Tolerance, it's all about tolerance man.
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It was fun talking to all of you burgers, but I'm going to bed now
Keep red-pilling my fellow swedes
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>>70183890
Sweden is so tolerant
The rest of the world should be more like Sweden
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>>70182329
damn senpai i kinda feel bad for that cuck
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>>70184024
Were you the guy who wouldn't let me order a pizza
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>>70183419
>idk where you get your statistics
>...sweden

fucking kekd
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>>70184209
No
Now let me sleep!
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>>70181746

Wow, the memes are not memes. That is very sad
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>>70182176
>Third link

>We have too many blonds so we had to import non-blonds

Jesus Sweden, what happened to you.
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WE NEED BROS TO PLAY MORE ISLAM MUSIC AND ROLE PLAY AS TERROIST

DO IT!!

GIVE THESE ASSHOLES A TASTE OF THIER OWN MEDICINE!
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>>70184489

Yeah man, I heard that.

>You should definitely come. There are a lot of blonde women and men here for you.

What a puke. We are nearing the end times, not even religious
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I wasn't prepared to actually talk about this lol. I was hoping they were all autistic like the cat guy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wbaXoSAz5J

He seemed alright
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>>70184732
You were too anxious. You need to calm down, take a deep breath and get into a more alpha mindset.
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>>70182329
delete this stop posting it leaf he doesn't deserve it
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im not sure im getting left and right if its free or not. If i calll the us number is it free
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>>70184903
Yeah, honestly I just hate talking on the phone. At the end i spilled my spaghetti
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>>70184973
Read the OP anon

>Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.
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>>70185038
Think of it as practice, and try again.
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>>70184612
this
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>>70185046
rip phone bill and my anus
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>>70183890

Tolerance to this dick in yo ass.
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Fucking LOL, /pol/ redpilling sweden
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Next person who does this introduce yourself as "Stefan Molyneux from Freedomain Radio I hope you're doing well."
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>>70184732
You sound like Jim from the office
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>call
>"you dont know who I am, but I've been seeing your wife after work. I'm extremely sorry. I'm an American on work visa and I feel awful."
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someone should do a live stream
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>>70183048
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>>70184732
Jim please.
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Do swedes have to opt into getting calls from this, or did their government just set up a service where they get harassed by random people at all times of day?
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>>70185769
they sign up for it
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>>70185769
They signed up for it. They can also turn it on and off.
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>>70185769
its a volunteering idea, but if you don't check your international rating your anus is going to get raped. With 2 dollars a minute i already have over a 100 dollars in calling.
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>>70185769
Just like on the streets, Only this time, Its not only Mohamed, Achmed, Or Ali :)
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I don't get it. Can someone explain to me why swedes are so PC and afraid to be race realistic? They sound so nervous on the phone whenever you bring up Muslims and they get quiet. They don't even banter back.
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>>70182329
this is bullying desu
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I'm going to try to make a call with Skype. I haven't used Skype in years, though. Someone give me some tips on how to record the call.
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>>70186009
conditioning.
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>>70181746
>no phone number for Russia
It's not like i wanted to talk with these faggots anyway
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> Swedish tourist association create this to attrack tourists
> Ends up being a mass redpilling tool used by /pol/ users
> /pol/ unironically saves Sweden by calling random swedes

kek
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>>70181746
this is literally what Skype was made for

$10 in Skype minutes, plenty of international calls
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>>70186264
dude just imagine we start a race war over it,
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>>70186309
I've met seven /pol/acks on this already so Sweden just may have a few more redpilled but apathetic people than thought.
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we need an Aussie
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>>70186290
You can download a free calling app off the appstore or play store and get free international minutes by watching ada. Look up textfree.
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>no local number for Australia

Wise move Sweden
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>>70182223
>I'll be ye head in m8
Hahah holy shit they actually say that
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>>70182176
Brave anons.
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>>70182329

Holy fuck senpai. Cut Sven some slack. His country is already in ruins.
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Don't be too abrasive when you get a cuck on the line. Just calling people cucks and idiots won't make them think. State facts and ask them what they really think about the problems facing Sweden.
1. Sweden only takes in people with little to no education and the majority never gets a proper job (after 8 years 50% have some form of occupation but this includes government funded fake-jobs)
2. Sweden has a housing shortage but we still accept more immigrants per capita than any other country
3. Immigrants are grossly over represented in crime statistics, especially violent crime (bring up the recent violence at refugee centers or the group rapes committed by immigrants)
3.1 If they say that immigrants cause more crime because their low social status ask them why they think it's a good idea to take in more people who will end up in the same low status society. There is obviously a problem that is far from solved.
Etc.
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>>70186722
Go to sleep sven.
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>>70182329
kek
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>>70186857
why should he go to sleep when he states good points ? Canadian fag.
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>find me swedish girl for ficki ficki
>here maybe Wednesday we have cow
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>>70186527
yeah imagine what would happen if some aussies got on the phone. Probably something like>>70182223
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>>70186949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
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>>70182329

Viscous
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>>70182489
This. I've only called once because it's like 6 am there but I spoke to a very sweet older gentleman. Has anyone spoken to a hot Swedish chick yet?
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>>70182329
Didn't you do another call earlier? Hilarious as fuck.

You are a God my based Canadian, brother. Please, for the love of god make a YouTube channel or something. You have real talent.

Goodnight based leaf!
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>>70181746

I can't call atm but i can use Vocaroo to say a list of words from you guys, that you can use for calling the swede cucks
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>>70186527
Maybe Australia should open a hotline like this! Buuuuut then it would probably get stale after a few calls, as every one of them would be "OY CUNT" when someone answers.
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>>70186972
Hahaha
The prank calls me and me mates used to do in high school. Fuck me dead.
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>>70186857
It's 6:30 AM, I just woke up.

Don't forget to ask them what they think about the supposedly unbiased TV and radio company SR and SVT. Then ask how they feel about the fact that their employees are almost 80% leftist and their reporters are over and over again showing their bias in interviews and reports.
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>>70181746
>vocaroo 3
>WE WUZ KANGS NIGGA
lmao
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>>70182329
JAysus christ. Brutal.
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>>70182223
TOP KEK
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>>70186976
hilarious
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>>70185275
ur mom is gonna be so mad!!!! XDDD
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>>70182223

Fucking aussies
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>>70182176
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
How far does your lineage go
About 8 inches
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>>70185294
>Tolerance to this dick in yo ass.
l-l-lewd
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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
OY VEY
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>>70187510
>XD

fuck off cunt bitch
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>>70182223
>Continuing bantz rather than simply hanging up
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Can i call from skype or something? Even if this has lots of potential i'm not gonna waste my precious pesos to talk with cucks
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>>70187861
Bretty good, this is a good example how to use this service. Try not to lay it on too thick though, if the conversation isn't going anywhere just hang up.
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I sound very young cause of under developed vocal cords during puberty which im trying to get fixed.

I wanted to be objective about this and not troll cause i was curios what people think so i made up the class lie.

Sorry for interference my connections a bit shit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e6NvU5jX89
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>>70188286
You can call the u.s which I assume is cheap from Colombia. Hey, tell them you are a transgender communist Arab Syrian Colombian feminist refugee and you would like some help, they might sponsor you pal.
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>>70182223
It's like a different language, holy shit
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Fuck, can't get a female to hold on long enough until I finish... have to try taping next time
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>>70186722
Good points
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>>70184732
Breathe man, breaaaathe.

You weren't so bad.
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I almost want to download the app so I can take calls .. but then I don't want to get calls in the middle of the night from Bob in Alabama telling me "i heard you puffballs like takin' it in the ass harr harr praise jesus" with gunfire in the background
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>>70188722
You can turn it off, sven
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>>70188722

people like bob from alabama woudnt give 2 shits about this service
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>>70187819
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> Anonymous (ID: NvMPEOQU) 04/06/16(Wed)21:55:42 No.70188614▶
>File: sadpepe.png (139 KB, 917x871)
>Fuck, can't get a female to hold on long enough until I finish... have to try taping next time
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> Anonymous (ID: bz204dsn) 04/06/16(Wed)21:55:47 No.70188621▶
>>>70186722
>Good points
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> Anonymous (ID: qI8HTuuc) 04/06/16(Wed)21:56:14 No.70188647▶
>>>70184732
defend your women
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>>70182329
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
>tfw my name is joe

good shit anon
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>>70188501
You sound normal for a Brit in his 20s. To me, you're indistinguishable from someone like Milo Yiannopolis.
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>Horny turks calling in to try and get some swedish pussy

Also, aren't those percentages really off? Turks and united statians together are already above 100%
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>>70188995
Oh thanks I sound young according to my friends maybe its cause i look older

What did you think of the call?
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How is possible that some strange call you piece of shit I the phone and you don't hang out?

are you alive mencat?
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>>70189059

NEED MORE AMERICAN CALLERS

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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>>70188722
dubs demand Bob from Albama, KEK WILLS IT
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>>70182887
Skype is my best guess, but I wouldn't advise that for several reasons.
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>>70189070
You should have pressed him on the issues where he wanted to deviate.

>I don't believe in races
This is where you should have dropped a red pill on him.

Also, some of your questions were way too vague.

>what do you think of the whole political situation in sweden
You could have asked him a question in which he'd have to either answer in a way that contradicts his brainwashing, or else which he'd simply be unable to answer. Take a look at the classic leftist doublethink and maybe use that as a guide.

>If there is no such thing as different races, then why do we call it "diversity" when we move blacks into white neighborhoods?
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>>70183048
10/10 ending
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>>70182329

>going ham on a 40 year old virgin with a cat

Canada I am not proud of you today.
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>>70189336
Yeah sorry i was just nervous and was worried id wake my gf up kek
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>>70189070
pretending to be a muslim, jew, nigger, SJW is probably the best way of going about it.
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>>70182489
>>70182329
>>70187043

I got connected to what sounded like a Swedish MILF and said lewd things before sperging and hanging the phone. I wish I had recorded the phone ficki ficki.
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Also how come most Swedecucks speak English?
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>>70182176
I'm torn between thinking the 46 year old cat guy call was just cruel or a useful kick in the pants.
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>>70186976
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
Best one so far.

Lost it at click click.
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>>70189602
>Also how come most Swedecucks speak English?
Because we are educated? What a stupid fucking question.
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>>70182329
which is the probability that he is still alive?
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>>70186009
It's likely monitored, recorded and they can face legal consequences for not being progressive enough.

In a way I should pity them but really can't bring myself to feel that way about them. Reap what you sow and all that.
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What are some derogatory terms for swedes that they'll actually understand? Yelling "cuck" at one is just going to confuse them.
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>>70182223
Is this fucking real?! I need to move to australia, top bantz
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>>70189767
Do you want to migrate to Sweden too Pablo? You can certainly claim to be a Syrian Refugee.
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>>70189336
half of those aren't even contradictions. The other half is "liberals are one person"
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>>70189852
My girlfriend is 19 and knows what cuck means.

I think its more known than just a 4chan thing at this point.

I don't think a 40 year old swede will know what it means but I think theres a high probability for someone 25 and below
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>>70182329
>Anders
>that's a nice name
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>>70189962
Top shit no doubt.
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>>70189852
Why do you want to pass up this opportunity to red pill some cucks and instead call people names like some 12-year old? The idiots who made this app have finally given /pol/ a chance to make some of these idiots face reality but you're just going to waste it to prank call and call people names?
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Wait so if I'm from US and I use that number on the list I won't be charged?
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Does anyone else love to rip on Sweden, but hope they still come back to /pol/ and realize it's a little bit more intense form of banter?

I don't actually hate you, it's just fun hopping on the meme train and asking you if your mom had to abort muhammed's baby.
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>>70190226

Why is it my job to educate a nation that has committed suicide? They're dead and they don't even know it. I just want to inflict pain on the traitors before the Muslims finish the job.
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>>70190226
Sorry but that's what the old 4chan does. Childish humor at the expense of others. I will have you know that this won't be tolerated and I am in contact with the mods if things get out of hand.
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>>70182329
you sound like vegan gainz, do we all sound like that
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>>70189602

International trade language
But also because their government wants to destroy their ethnic language.
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>>70190344
i've been calling that number and it goes to some voicemail, am i retarded? what am i doing wrong, calling from skype here..
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>>70189981
no bro I'm planning moving to seattle
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>>70185110

I'm not used to seeing this sort of supportive shit on /pol/. I just wanted to say you're a top lad for being a decent human being.
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>>70190589
its something like 7 in the morning. Most people aren't answering calls
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>>70190620
go chew on a street curb, kikelover.
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>>70181746
Top fucking kek this is ridiculous
>we introduced a law to abolish censorship in 1776
>so we our country a phone number to celebrate
>tries to pass law censoring any criticism of immigration policy
Do they even hear themselves?

Also do swedes have to sign up to this or has their government gone even further into the retardation zone and effectively just linked everyone's phones upto a number they've published online? Similar to the way shitty websites sell your email address on.
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>>70190631
what the fuck man, the fajr (pre-dawn) prayer should be done by now.
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>>70182223
Please do more, these are hilarious
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>>70190853
I didn't do them...
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>>70181746
Called and got some girl, started talking about niggers and insulting them and got she really upset and screamed at me before hanging up.
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>tfw no Australian number
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>>70189672
Ohhh my sides.

If that is someone doing the voice is a fucking genius.

p g
Pure gold
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>>70190468
You won't inflict any real pain by childish name calling. On the other hand if you make them question their whole world view you'll make them wallow in depression for days.
Personally I would find it way funnier to hear a cuck trying to defend Swedens suicide while getting bombarded by red pilled facts than some Anglo shouting "cuck" over and over.
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>>70182329
Jesus christ.
Chill TFO anon
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>>70190928
This is what skype is for. It will force you to record it too...
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>>70190571
>But also because their government wants to destroy their ethnic language.
You know we can actually speak Swedish AND English at the same time. Learning English does not make your Swedish skills any worse. What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>70182329
At least try to redpill him instead of just calling him names. This was painful to listen to.
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>>70191006
Your motherland is doomed
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>>70191006

You have that one leading linguistic professor who kicks students out for speaking Swedish, claiming that only English and Hebrew should be spoken on planet earth.

Slowly and assuredly your media is pushing for English to be used instead of Swedish.
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>>70182329
Fuck man you actually made me feel for that guy. I imagine him just sat alone all day waiting for the phone to ring and gets this.
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>>70190949

I see your point. And a bonus if you can get them to relate to you a little before dropping red pills.

The Swedish mentality is alien to me. I cannot fathom how a country can congratulate itself for orchestrating its own destruction.
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>>70182176
I want to laugh but can only cri.

These fucking Swedes want so badly to believe that people are good, that they are doing this good thing. But I think they all know.

What would ingmar say..
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>>70182223
lmao this is exactly like the simpsons
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>>70191162
>try to redpill him instead of just calling him names
Deep down they all know the truth. Calling him names is probably the best way to take off the layers of his political correctness mask.
>>70191249
>You have that one leading linguistic professor who kicks students out for speaking Swedish, claiming that only English and Hebrew should be spoken on planet earth.
Never heard about that.
>Slowly and assuredly your media is pushing for English to be used instead of Swedish.
Hahaha No. More like Arabic, not English
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Slowly, but surely, the memes creep into the outside world.
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>>70191483
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article10755310.ab
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>>70189672
Jesus christ what a cuck.
>yes you can come here and get free money and rape our women while pretending to be a Syrian refugee, no problems at all.
>you don't like gays?! Fuck off!
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>>70182329
You're a dick
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>>70182223
I might call sweden up later cunt, we'll see.
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>>70182329
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu

Lol thinking you're edgy for "Kill yourself" over and over. Sure it was 'savage' in terms of being unnecessarily rude but you didn't accomplish anything and sounded like some goth faggot in high school.

He seemed alright.
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What could be thinking this guy about his country right now?
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>>70182223
Get me some skype credit and I'll join the party. Too fucking expensive otherwise
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>>70182329
You are sad. You didn't even do the memes, I've always felt that even as far as Sweden has fallen we use the memes to try and help them. Not this.

Even if they are cucked they are our brothers. Brothers that need help.

I hope you feel ashamed maple nigger
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>>70186976
Kek,
>free munnies ahah-yah
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>>70182329
Just came here to say that was mean 2bh

All who contributed to the doom will get theirs in due time, there's no reason to shoot a man already on fire while falling from a cliff.
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>>70191966
I don't know, you tell me.
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>>70182329
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu

Too harsh, man.
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>>70189991
Maybe that's because you're mentally handicapped.
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>>70186976
Fucking lost
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>>70191282
I feel very alien in this country as well. It's like all these people, all familiar faces, are strangers from another world.
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>>70182329

OMFG
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>>70182329
>canadian humor level: 0
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>>70182176
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>We have too many blonds so we had to import non-blonds

Jesus... "had to" "had to" "had to"
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>>70186976
Holy shit what a gem
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>>70191960
>unnecessarily rude
I just love that that is what you're concerned about.

Please, can one of you Canadians use this and act like an insane, genocidal maniac while being extremely polite about it?
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How much would it cost me to do it in skype? Do I just chuck 20 bucks into skype and then go and we're good, or is it fucking expensive?
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>>70191798
>2006
Wow lad that's like 10 years ago dude

Seriously though English will never be Sweden's main language regardless what some globalist shills think
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>>70192667
Basically, yes. But be sure to record it.
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>>70192667
Skype is free nigger
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>>70186976
Oh man I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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>>70192741
Not to call a number, dipshit
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>>70192741
But calling skype to phones costs money... how do you not know that?
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>>70192741
you're a fucking dumb seppo aren't ya
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>>70182223
Fucking kek, I would just hang off the phone, but these people just simply can't.
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>>70192741
How do you think Skype makes money (besides the fucking ads holy shit)?
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>>70182329

This is mean as fuck.
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>>70189537
Was it you? You had you were some Mexican and asked how to get a visa and to get my boss on the line. It got so weird that I spilled my spaghetti and just hang up cause I was sleeping already anyway.

>tfw I'm 21 and sound like a MILF
THANKS PACO.

Also, so turk called me and asked my name. Then asked my age. I said I'm Anna 37yo and he said he has to go.
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>>70192700
It's not a globalist shill theory anymore mate
Netflix and the like are killing accents world wide and causing more and more people to speak coherent, fluent, sounding American English.
The kikes are using the electric jew either unknowingly or very cleverly to introduce people more to the idea of adopting our language over their own due to its excessively common practicality.
Regardless I don't want to talk to anyone on here because I know that I would feel sorry for every one of them and personally find politics one of the most boring things you can talk about with a stranger. But I'm also very into learning about people and their lives in general so I'm fucking weird
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>>70192859
>>70192847
so if i install skype on my pc then call the number

the fuck is it gonna charge? my internet company?
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>>70182329
This wasn't even funny. This was fucked up.

God, I seriosuly want all Canadians banned form this place.
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>>70192792
>>70192801
>>70192826
>>70192859
Have literally never called anyone who didn't have the app on their phone.
Just assumed ads paid for the shit
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>>70192989
You can't call a nunber unless you have credit, mong
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>>70192989
You load up skype the same way you pay a prepaid phone. Like $10 or $20 at a time, depending on how much you want to use it. They charge like 4 cents a minute, IIRC.
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What the fuck am I listening to?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HQ3bos2gGp
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>>70185769
Its optional but you can get pretty much any swedes number from sites like hitta.se ,you just type a name
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>>70192890
>21 and sound like a MILF
I'm confused, MILF's have certain types of voices now?
Also run a rally for how many ficki ficki calls you get I want to be disgusted
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How does it work? Do they just automatically hook you up to a random sweed, or do sweeds have to opt into the service?
The government giving you random calls from shitposters is a terrible idea
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>>70193134
*tally
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>>70182329
Was waiting for "GET A GODDAMN JOB SVEN"
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>>70193179
Read the thread
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>>70193134
I have no idea, Paco said he thought I was a MILF.

And sure, waiting for my phone to ring here.
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>>70193067
>>70193047
ahhh thanks m8z
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>>70186976
ayyy listened to the whole thing and am currently in ICU from side removal
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>>70193102
youre calling from sweden
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>>70193353
I'm calling from the USA, though.
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>>70193295
Now I want to call Sweden :(

too bad I'm too invested in Canada
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>>70182329
Dude, no, you don't hit somebody when they are down that is just low, if it was an Achmed sure but it was an Anders.
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>>70193454
>Anonymous (ID: YJVQw6D6) 04/06/16(Wed)23:13:51 No.70193454 ▶
> >>70182329
> Dude, no, you don't hit somebody when they are down that is just low, if it was an Achmed sure but it was an Anders.

Its OK, they're Swedes. They can take this as much as they can take Achmed raping their country. I mean Minnesota is culturally historical Sweden on 11, today's Sweden is just a bit more sensitive and has stronger feelings about things. A little stronger, so they might start to feel the pain after getting cucked hard and long enough.
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>>70193454
Yeah his name alone would have made me try and make his day instead of being a cunt.
>>70193295
Awesome, if it isn't shut down by tomorrow try and get the OP to post your tally.
Also I didn't see it in the OP but is it costing you guys anything or does the app prevent that?
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How many times are people calling before somebody picks up? All I am getting is >>70193102.
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>>70188501
He sounds like he's being held against his will when he's saying the cuck stuff
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>>70182329
Wow I don't know when Canada got so dark and satanic but you guys are the most evil and twisted fucking people I have ever seen, every post you make is filled with bile and disgusting thoughts pour out of your sewer mouths at all times. Its unbelievable that your depths are this low in real life. You truly are the worst people on Earth, your free healthcare has made you weak and your minds are twisted into pretzel forms, if these pretzels were made of total shit.

I truly believe at this point God has cursed your horrible countrymen to never win another Stanley Cup for a good reason, you are Satan's people, vile inside and out.

Truly if you have a massive disease that threatens to wipe your kind out, I hope nobody ever finds the cure. Go die Canada, your kind isn't wanted in civilized forums.
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>>70190506
Vegan gains is a sadistic piece of beta garbage. I hope he chokes on veggie burger
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Rough transcript of the Australian cunts, if anybody wanted to model their call off of it. I was going to use it as reference material, but nobody is picking up when I call, so fuck it. Somebody do something good with this.

-[This is] Andrew
Andrew?
-yeah
from where?
-well who is this?
can’t you read my number?
-this is jim
well, i think i didn’t
-this is jim and it came up as a private number, i don’t know a private number, you know
who does it say?
-is this jim
no i’m not jim
-I’M Jim
n-never heard of ya, mate, sorry
-well then stop ringing me, man
you’re off your fuckin door, mate. i haven’t rang ya. you’re the one ringin on a private number.
-ya just fucking rang me again
you’re an idiot
-oh, get fucked, dickhead.
you’re a fuckin idiot
-get fucked. you’re the one ringin me, ya fuckwit.
you rang me, you fuckin imbecile
-who are you fucking calling an imbesoll?
wake up to yourself, clown
-oh, get fucked, ya fuckin wanker.
you’re an idiot.
-you’re a fuckwit, you stupid cunt.
I will bash your head in mate. If I find out who it is, I will kick your fuckin teeth in.
-knock it off, ya fucking – I’m tellin ya – ya fuckin stupid cunt, who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?
where are you? where are you, mate?
-where are you? I’m in queensland. where the fuck are you, dickhead?
you’re an idiot, mate. fuck off, or I will find out who it is, and I will kick your fucking head in
-I’ll fucking knock ya skull in how fuckin dare you fuckin accuse me of fuckin shit cunt. fuck!
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Too bad I don't have a local number to call. I'd give them a taste of Alberto Barbosa.
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>>70193693
I got through like an hour ago, but I was on the line for like 40 minutes before anyone picked up.
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>>70188501
>cucks internally
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i tried calling it said i have to wait an hour my time to start again.
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>>70193871
how did it go?
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>>70193945
I got some girl, and I started being racist against blacks and using a southern accent. She got upset and had a loud tone and got mad before hanging up.
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>>70182329
>"based"
You're full of shit
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>>70182329
Damn it, you have to insult the country, not a guy who's having a rough time.

Fucking leafs, man...
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>>70182329
Fuck dude, I feel bad for that Swede
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>>70194123
I stopped listening after he said the birthday bit. That's depressing.
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>>70182223
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
I'm on it mates
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>>70194355
That's not you, cunt.
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>>70194355
what a fucking cuck, that's not you
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>>70194484
Yeah I quoted the wrong post by mistake, calm down love
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>>70194568
Don't quote a post, idiot. Call the cucks yourself and record the call - a new call - for us.
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>>70182329
sad, you're probably empty inside you even sound depressed with your dull monotone voice
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