Call Sweden Thread #2
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Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.
Vocaroos:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
We need to get some Aussies on this job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>70165064
KEK this
>>70165064
OH FUCK IM DYING IM FUCKING DYING!
"Hello?"
"Hallo?"
"Hey."
"Hey?"
"Hi."
"Are ya Swedish?"
"No."
"Where you from?"
"Turkey."
"Do you like it in Sweden?"
*he hangs up*
>>70164921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
>>70165307
are you calling from greece?
>>70165064
my head hurts omg
>>70165269
i kinda bitched out like this on a couple, but only because i could barely get a fucking word in, its tricky trying to banter when you got 2 fucking people in their own little world half-hardheartedly listening to you.
Quick, someone compile these into a video and post on youtube.
I would but I'm a fucking idiot and can't into trolling.
>>70165408
I am not calling, I posted the vocaroos he forgot from the previous thread.
>>70165064
Someone has to do this holy shit iam literally dying hahaha
So if I call the American number is it charged as a local call or international?
Stupid poorfag here help
>>70164921
so racist they don't have australia
>>70165691
international check previous thread
I had a long call with a swede that I recorded. Unfortunately my mic screwed up during recording so the quality is awful.
Seemed fairly red-pilled though. Was talking about how bad immigration was and the like. My favourite bit was:
>I keep getting called racist by turks
I would post it, but the quality is horrendous. (Also, I sound like a massive fag)
>>70164921
The finnish number seems to be going somwhere in Kymenlaakso.
All this sounds fake as shit to me, but well. I turst to my camarades here so dunno what happens.
>>70165775
Post it you massive fag
>>70164921
Short but it is what it is.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwBQpaPd32
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10FC8eTeVgY
*Hold pretty decent conversation with some guys*
>"H-hey man, Can we teach you something in swedish?"
"Sure"
>Your mom, however they say it
"Das cool, can I teach you something in swedish too???"
>"Sure"
"Allahu akbar"
*Hang up*
>>70164921
>>70165775
You only need to use an app. No microphone required.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.enlightment.voicecallrecorder
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nll.acr
8 incher of freedom here, ill make some more calls when my roommate wakes up
>>70165845
It could be fake as in just paid shills to answer the calls. Considering there is already a recorded call of the one answering saying "Stop calling this number" which implies that someone, somewhere is aware of calls coming from a same number. Maybe I'm just paranoid. The calls do go through a prompt and say, they may be recorded.
>>70165901
The first one is just an angry neet yelling at an answering machine
>>70166139
I was hoping for some free pepe's to go with it.
>>70166139
I mean, it's /pol/.
How the fuck are all these people picking up at 2:30am?
>>70166316
would you be able to sleep if a muslim was raping your wife right next to you
>>70165691
not if you call the 301 area code number. That is Maryland so who ever set up that phone number takes the international charge, not you.
List of all calls i got in the last threads:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwBQpaPd32
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10FC8eTeVgY
It's late, good night, keep calling ;)
>>70166316
Sleep is for the weak and the dead.
>>70166415
Is a muslim raping your wife?
>>70166316
They're all waiting for their wives to come home.
>>70166415
Also I'm not white, how hard do you think it would be for me to fuck Swedish girls without raping them? Do they throw themselves at non-whites to show how tolerant and progressive they are?
>>70166574
Yeah i went back to the cuckshed to browse 4chan for some serious bantz.
I prepped the bull before i went back.
Told a refuge to turn himself to the police station for terrorism relate reasons, what are the chances of this going on the news?
>>70164921
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
this one was going well up until 1:55 when he starts memeing
the swedish guy was dodgy on the muslim questions but based on his overall reaction he seemed like he might have been receptive if /pol/ guy kept laying on the real problems in sweden instead of "yo did ur gf got raped? xd"
memes are fine but this is actually a chance to have a real discussion, don't be an autist
>>70166700
The trashy ones probably would but most Swedish girls actually don't like shitskins at all regardless if they are liberals or based.
>>70166810
american sounds like an autist
could not finish.
>>70166810
>real discussion
Sorry, are you mistaking /pol/ for Reddit? You don't belong here, so why don't you mosey on back to your cesspool?
Fianly talked to a cuck
>First did not belive me about rape statics
>then belived but did not care
>Muh feelings
>how can you say to to these poor 20 year old rapefuges?
>asked how would you feel if it where your daughter/sister/etc that got raped?
>says am gay so lol
>tell him muslims kill gays on sight
>hangs up
Jesus.
>>70164921
The time here is 2.40 in the night.
Try more tomorrow
>>70167134
Where is the recording, fucker?
>>70167098
>real discussion
it's upboatville
also this is /pol/, a private phone convo with someone from sweden is not /pol/
don't be an autist
We could use this as a tool to red-pill all of Sweden so they stop voting for cucked politicians in the next election. Think of it as phone banking. /pol/ could save all of Europe
>>70167318
Forgot to tag posts to above:
>>70167098
>>70166810
>>70167202
Post it tomorrow to remind us, Sven.
>>70165064
LMAO
just called a Swede, said he was from /pol/. Told him to keep up the shit posting.
Tyrone Brown here
Debating whether to call again or not because I'm still not sure if it's an international charge regardless of the local call because of you cucks telling me otherwise
>>70167406
link faggot
>>70167318
No. Fuck off. Not doing it for free
Sweden deserves to be cucked. We don't save them. They have to fight themselves
>>70167406
don't worry my friend, I will
>>70167485
poo in loo
>>70167485
P O O
O
O
>>70167485
DESIGNATED
>>70167485
POO
>>70167468
Use VOIP my melanine enriched friend
>>70167485
If a child is raised to be a cuck, he doesn't even have the choice not to be until its presented to him.
Get on a loo, start to poo, and save Sweden too.
>>70167545
SHITTING
real swed here, just got a phone call from one of you when browsing /b/ :D
>>70167593
STREETS
>>70167560
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>keep on getting sweds from pol
God fucking dam it fuck off.
>>70167485
POO IN LOO
>>70167593
CONVERSATION
>>70167610
XD <3 :D :) :b :O
stop bullying us ;_;
>>70167635
>be amerrican
>get shot
Youre getting pretty close to fulfilling your destiny senpai.
>>70167732
We're bullying you so you get strong enough to save your women and country from being raped by muslims
>>70167547
I don't have any Skype shekels
>>70165064
Holy shit I never realized how fucked we are
>>70167484
I didnt record it, sorry friend.
Call every cucked swede and tell them to watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
>>70167732
We just want you to be great again senpai. You were great until the low-mid 90's and you started importing shitskins.
>>70167805
You can always borrow shekels from mr.Goldstein
>>70165307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
motherfucker needs to get his face kicked in.
please stop calling me
>>70164921
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
Fucking Oingo Boingo playing in the background killed me before he even started talking.
that wasn't even funny
>>70167914
Sweden were the most based nation until when Olof palme got elected in 1968.
(Picture of based Tage Erlander)
>>70168211
this guy called me as well
>>70167828
I'll gib u right in the gabber you fuckin cunt!
Can we get some sort of code word if your from pol?
>>70167732
not until you uncuck yourself sweden
>>70168468
Nevermind am just going to ask if their cucks or not
>>70168538
Doing shit like http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu is going too far though.
>>70167805
Its free if u call the us number from jewgle voice
kek
America #1
>>70168686
why you hang on me cuck
/the bull
that Sven is 46 years old with no family or kids. He's not reproducing and probably voting for politicians who will bring in more muslims who will breed 8 kids each, he deserved it - but the phone call wasn't funny
>>70168706
Jesus fucking Christ. This legit depressed me a little.
Is the U.S. # free if I use my iPhone on wifi?
>>70165064
That sounds like my dad and my biological dad.
Please stop this upsets me
>>70168706
That's fucked up. That caller is a fucking sociopath.
>>70168706
he probably browses r9k
>>70164921
>call Sweden
>yell ALLAHU AKHBAR
>get praised for expressing my cultural differences
>>70167485
that must suck to not have a loo to poo in
>>70168468
Path of light.
I see this will have the same outcome as #callbrüssels
what do they see on caller ID?
Also I keep getting voice mails
>>70168706
Straight up bullying, no banter
>>70169101
>literally my wife's son
>>70168706
Holy shit, never thought a canadian could be such an asshole
>>70165705
I want this too!
If they did I'd call my cousins up in Humpty Doo, they get bored as fuck and love calling people Poofters. Could guarantee 100 vocaroos a day if this hotline existed
>>70168706
wtf i couldnt listen to this shit after tbe birthday card thing
absolutely revolting
>>70169532
Canadians being nice guys is a meme. You've seen how they act on /pol/ to know better.
>>70164921
Oh fuck that was great.
I called a few minutes ago pronouncing America was the greatest fucking country and this Swede starts agreeing with me and praises America which i thought was weird then i started asking where would be a good place go to on vacation and this fucking Swede starts telling me to go North or else you'll get raped which caught me off guard. I then asked the fucker what Swedish women thought of Americans and Mexicans and he starts telling me they only crave the Big Black Bull
My friend was in the room listening and she straight up said "Oh my god what the fuck is wrong with them?!" with her mouth wide open and the biggest shit eating grin iv ever seen as this Swede was telling me Swedish women didn't go for brown cock they only went for that "pure premium chocolate black cock" and my dumb fuck friend kept saying Canadians are disguesting pig, that shit took the breath out of me couldn't even laugh as hard as i wanted to. Stunt my breathing for a second lol, i would've recorded it but i hit my desk and it tabbed out
That fucking guy
>>70168916
was that fucking you lol?
>>70169379
me again this is bullshit!!!
I keep getting the same recording in swedish
I just wanna talk to Christian again.
>>70169633
It was cracka
why you hang on me cuck, can't handle the bull
>>70164921
How long ago was this made? I swear to god I saw it on here last week but all I'm seeing on google is articles made a few hours ago
>>70169379
The call is prompt, so there is a switchboard before your call is connected to a sven. Yes someone knows your number you are calling from and probably keeping a record as they said they are recording calls.
I like how so far all calls have been males. No females answering phones in Sweden?
>>70168706
Sounds like Nathan Fielder
>>70169633
Oh yeah, that was definitely me.
#thehappening
please join us
>>70168916
>>70168916
Becuase I am a sadistic asshole who loves to argue with people. Honestly if you where not the 5th swede from pol I would not have hung up. I have only talked to one lefty, I feel so sorry for you guys
>Does not matter if they rape our women we have to educate them
>they cant win the fight so why bother fighting
>>70169803
>No females answering phones in Sweden?
I don't bloody think shariah allows it.
>>70169803
I got one but she told me she is not in Sweden right now and to call back later.
>>70168706
I have no words. Some friendly banter sure but this is just dark.
WHAT ARE SOME SWEDISH STEREOTYPES?!??
>>70168706
God damm fucking canadians why cant just take your whole country and send it to the sun. Fuck off
Kek
>>70169836
Some normies are going to call in and get redpilled Swedish posters. Based as fuck.
>>70170152
ask them about the swedish chef
>>70169113
I can see him in my head
>he wakes up this morning.. alone
>he looks in the mirror
>"Today is going to be a good day Sven, today will be different"
>he takes a deep breath and sits down
>"heh heh that's a pretty funny meme"
>his phone rings
>it's a strange number
>"Time to shine Sven, we're going to make a new friend today"
>"Oh it's a friendly Canadian"
>Muzzies raping your women
>no family
>no one celebrates your birthday
>suicide rates
>cancer survival rates
>politicians hate you
>going to be replaced by Muzzies
>your people want to be replaced by Muzzies
>KILL YOURSELF
Fug..
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT IVE CALLED LIKE 20 PEOPLE AND 98% ARE VOICEMAILS
THIS IS FAKE
THIS IS FAKE
HOW MUCH IS GONNA SHOW UP ON MY MOMS PHONE BILL NOW!?!?!?
>>70168706
Fucking faggot leaf.
>Wants to call
>Autistic
>get connected
>immediately start sweating
>person on the other end says "hello?"
>can't say anything
>panic and hang up
>>70170099
It's super sad, really. Dude probably is probably what the caller said he was, and he probably signed up to this call list as something fun to have something new going for his life because he's now a wage slave being invaded by muslims in his homeland and he just wants to be tolerated by everyone around him so he goes with it but knows the caller is speaking truth. He's alone. And this caller fucking ruined him for it.
>>70170386
It's in the middle of the night, dude.
>>70170386
dude it's 3 AM here, people are sleeping
>>70170386
it's 3am anon. most people are asleep
>>70165064
hardest i've laughed in a while
>>70168924
why does he deserve it?
he comes across as a nice guy. u can clearly hear that he doesnt have a lot of self confidence - he doesnt "fight back ".
he is probably just ur mr. average / nice guy who couldnt find a nice nerdy gf/ wife. u cant blame him for that.
he just wanted to have some fun and talk to people. too bad he gets called by some teenage psychopath
>>70170585
>>70170588
>>70170607
cucks of a feather prep the bull together
>>70170585
>>70170588
>>70170607
oh shit. oops. maaaan. my bad. tee hee
>>70170763
no you listen
i'm the bull here
>>70170763
you fuckin what mate
>>70170827
Post nigger hand with time stamp for proofs plz
>>70170274
>118%
???
>>70170533
I have seen some fucked up shit in this site with no effect but for some reason this got to me. Im out for today, fuck Canada.
>>70168706
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
stopped listening when he bragged about money.
>Canada
when are we going to nuke 'em
>>70168706
>people are actually getting sad over this
newfags please
This man deserves everything that has happened to him since he's too much of a coward to defend his nation or literally anything.
>>70168706
the fuck
why are canadians such tryhards, you'll never be australia you fucking mapleniggers.
>>70167485
>Not doing it for free
>>70171571
Kek
>>70171571
SWEDEN YES
>>70171571
>painting your hands for a joke
>>70168211
whats the name of the woman?
couldnt catch it
>>70171571
>dat spraypaint
>>70171571
Sup Jamal
>>70171571
did you meet your rape quote today, arbooshe?
>>70168706
i can't even laugh at this one, pretty sure a swede has not experienced that level of brutality since the viking age
some 40+ year old single childless swedish man up past 2am on a weekday
it's like /pol/ bullying /r9k/, the idea sounds enjoyable but hearing it was not
>>70168706
Canada once again can not into bantz.
What is this "little Saturday" meme
Go to work Sweden
>>70171881
sup le weed man
>>70171903
nah, to beta for that shit
>>70171571
Sven, you missed your thumb with the spray paint.
>>70171406
Some of us aren't sociopaths. This is just kicking a puppy. He was fed the multi kulti koolaid his whole life.
He literally doesn't know any better. Hopefully this opens his eyes and he doesn't kill himself.
>>70171571
haha thanks m8, this cheered me up a little
>>70168706
As funny as the canadian posters on /pol/...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bg49BwVdBV
Australia stop bullying sven
>>70172077
Uh no? He and many others heard the opposition and what they had to say about what's happening. This is the result of emasculated leftist cowards. They deserve every bit of ridicule for being retards.
>>70168706
He was just a cheery middle aged man with his lovely cats. He probably signed up so he could finally have some nice people to talk to. Whyyyyyyyy Canada whyyyyyyyyyyy this makes me so sad ;__;
>>70172151
>boat people
>>70172453
i just want to call him and ask him about his cats and his life. sounds awfully cozy.
>>70172453
I guess thats what the brutal winter does to canadians, only the savages survive
>>70168706
Damn
>>70168706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
Was probably him again by the way.
We could use this for good. Call a bunch of rando Germans and inspire them to take off their cuck glasses amd see how their country is ruins.
Inspire to make Germany great again
4th reich time mother fuckers
>>70172151
>an aussie from the states
lol that fucking horrible fake aussie accent
>>70172735
>Call Sweden
>let's call the Germans
>>70172698
>tfw /pol/ single handedly kills off the last 5 white Swedes
>>70172634
how's life with zika
>>70172453
>>70172077
Cucks deserve no quarter, a real white man would instinctually react and decide that something is wrong.
Talked to one Roach
He something like "fuck them" I asked him what he thinks about the rape shit (at least I think, he mumbled a lot)
>>70172735
The Fourth Reich, aka Ottoman Empire 2.0, is called the European Union and we're going to tear it down.
>>70164921
I am surprised I had a 30 minute conversation with a redpilled swede who goes on /b/
He hated Donald Trump, but was a moderate and spent the majority of his time berating the high taxes in sweden. Even went and got a book to discuss what sweden spent its money on
>Sweden Built 2 period correct medieval boats
>Spent 30million dollars
>Held these boats for years with massive upkeep cost
>Then sold them for 20$ each
He warned not to let this happen in America.
Swedish people are rather well informed people and not as bad as we say they are.
They know their government is screwing them and they want freedom, but the people are just to use to living under it.
>>70168706
These are people guys redpill them, don't destroy them
>>70165064
FUCKING KEK, I love Aussies.
>>70172151
Holy shit it's wednesday what are you fucking doing cunt!
>>70165916
Underrated
>Drunk group a swedes pick up
>Talk to one guy for a bit
>Hes pretty chill
>Passes me on to swedegirl
>She's alright
>First guy is back again
>Thepartyneverstops.jpg
>Passes me off to third, hammered guy
"Y-you *hic* sound horny*
>Hangs up
You guys are a fucking blast
>>70168706
I'm the guy that made this call.
You're all a bunch of spineless pussies for saying this is depressing and sad.
What the fuck happened to you god damn sissies, christ.
>>70173703
>Passes me off to third, hammered guy
How do you know he wasn't just muslim?
>>70174070
This dude slurred so fucking much man. He sounded as if he had no idea where he was
>>70174023
Why the fuck are you saying sorry every 5 seconds, cuck.
>>70174023
It's just that you weren't effective at getting him to change his mind.
He may well go and cry tonight but he won't fix the country.
It's like a commie yelling racist at someone. It's not going to change the person's mind, they're not going to join the marxist cause because you shouted a name at them.
>>70168211
My sides
>>70174023
>literally whined about the death of his Swedish fuck buddy in collage
>eh?
>>70173703
>tfw the swedish government did this to humanize sweden
>mfw its working
>>70173431
That was me you talked to!
The book was called 365 ways to waste your taxes (365 sätt att slösa med skattepengar)
Most swedes are not as well informed as me sadly. There are a few of us out there and we fight every day for a better country.
The first vocaroo on this page has a sexy voice.
>>70168706
Fuck, I would lick Anita's asshole just to beat the shit out this Joe fucker and to be able to talk and comfort that poor swede. How low energy do you have to be to do this sort of thing to an unsuspecting innocent person?
>>70174253
>>70172453
You're a little bitch.
If he cries and kill himself over what some guy in Canada says to him he deserves it.
>>70174194
Could still be a sober mus desu senpai.
>>70174551
>>70168706
I was actually planning on doing something like this when i came across a white women by inquiring about her career and saying "im a physicist and i notice a lot of women who do that are suicidal and depressed because their looks faded they're lonely because they want children but they missed their chance by giving their entire lives to a cooperation instead of having a family to care about them" ect ect but listening to this it doesn't seem as funny as i thought.
Also i dont think that Canadian is an asshole like everyone saying he is. Although i feel a tiny bit of pity for cat-guy he legitmately disgust me. You should hate him more then you "thatfeel.jpg" for them because that fucking man is a waste of space. Life is beautiful, its so precious we all take it for granted. All you have to do to "show" apperication for the gift of life is just fucking try. This faggot had 1 fucking existence on this planet and he wasted it, how do you think his family feels? His parents love him and he fucking disappointed them and now they're fucking depressed just like he is, its fucking disgusting and it makes me sick and every one of you should hate this mother fucker. That Canadian anon was a bit edgy but he did nothing wrong.
>>70169726
ehh i had to fix my computer from hitting my desk so hard and the gag was starting to lose its edge once i realized you were a /pol/ fag, still fucking funny tho. It really is one of those things where you had to be there but i legitimately thought you were for real and the way my friend mate made my fucking day lol
>>70168706
Damn...
>>70174686
No man, he had heavy swedeish accent.
I did talk to a mudslime for a brief 30 seconds
>>70174551
>>70174732
whoa, didn't mean to reply to you man my bad
>>70174442
What's wrong with Trump you cuck?
>>70172871
Why do you think it's fake? Sounds legit to me
>>70168706
Just proof that Canadians have no souls and killing one isn't a crime because they're not human.
>>70175134
Go back to redd!t you whiteknight faggot.
>>70168706
That's shite fucking typical Canadian shit poster thinks he's Australia but just shits all over the bed. What a cunt.
>>70174442
Alex brah you've got a friend for life man
Keep on fighting patriot! Taxation is THEFT
>>70175064
I sort of agree he changes his opinions a lot (although normally to better opinions). This looks like indecisiveness to many people
>>70175134
We're not all like that. I mean, I can't even listen to it
>>70174442
Did you talk to someone from Cornwall?
>>70171571
>det var inte ett gyckel
>>70172151
>stefan genalopolis
Who was the dude I just spoke to?
Goodnight Ahmed
>>70168211
holy fuck that goddam oingo boingo i'm dead
The Canadian did nothing wrong. Cucks deserve it. Bullying is how the stronger wolves in the pack strengthen the weaker wolves. Showing the Swedes that the mockery will end only when they stop being cucks will be beneficial towards their reawakening.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y00wkqCelV
The only way this whole fiasco could have a happy ending now is if someone finds the 46 year old man, confirm he was the person, and actually talk to him like another human being or make sure he's okay. I feel like a liberal.
>>70176441
Not for that man. Life already beat him. He needed an actual talk, not a push to suicide. I don't think a ton of insults helped him any. Every person is different, and we aren't wolves.
>>70176446
At what age is this automatic response "they don't ALL do that" programmed into young Swedes?
>>70176517
It seems like it's always one autist from /r9k/ who takes things too far unfortunately
>>70176622
Get the fuck off this site then you fucking faggot. Do you know how many people committed suicide because of people like us? Thousands.
It's part of the culture here and if you don't like it you can go back to redd!t.
>>70176854
Okay Canada, calm down. Quit beating up on old men, okay?
>>70176446
This one was much better.
>>70176854
Edge, the post.
>>70176622
>Not for that man. Life already beat him. He needed an actual talk, not a push to suicide. I don't think a ton of insults helped him any. Every person is different, and we aren't wolves.
No, fuck that. We may not be wolves but where the world is going will require us to be very similar to wolves in our attitudes. The insults may have been a bit much but the message stands. There's no time too late to fight for your nation and people. This man doesn't have any dependents, that makes him useful. He has the freedom to sow Breivik-like terror into the hearts of the far-left Swedish establishment. If only he were to become angry enough and knew the right place to channel his anger to.
There's still hope for him though, even if he could start a family. He just needs to get ripped over the next two years, get a better job, and knock up some Ukrainian chick that doesn't mind the age difference.
>>70176446
Are you calling your own country?
>>70174023
of course a canadian has to come along and ruin all the fun. smdh
>>70176446
Sven, why did you let the guy cuck you so hard? You should have started to spout memes at him.
>>70177354
>Sven, why did you let the guy cuck you so hard?
That question answers itself before the comma.
I want to call and raise some valid points about the current cultural problem in Sweden with a swede but im autistic
What do /pol/
>>70177354
It's called "playing along" you canoe-fucker
>>70171571
How are you not dying of rickets up there?
Who wants to listen to me talking to a swede girl for like 2 hours?
The answer is nobody
>>70177507
Do what he did
>>70176446
Just constantly mock them about their viewpoints and keep lambasting them.
So the goverment pays people to talk to retards and trolls all day? Who thought this was a good idea? What a waste of money
>>70177507
Build a bridge. Talk about how your nation, like many before it, was raped by Germany 2 years ago and how you've dealt with that by seeking strength, not pity. Talk about the need for strength-training and masculinity in a demasculinized world.
>>70176446
Wait, this is you getting called by us?
>>70177507
Just do it sua bixa
>>70177071
And you think that will happen through insults? I don't think it will. A push towards anger can make a person do anything, most of them not good. Without directing someone in any way and only making them angry, I don't see how he will better himself.
>>70174023
ignore newfags, you're doing gods work.
They will never wake up any other way.
>>70177541
Is Sweden just "playing along" by letting in tons kebab?
>>70165064
hahahaha
>>70176446
You don't really present anything useful. Relay facts, relay statistics. Tell them what you know to be true. Don't spout something and then change the topic or let them do so.
>>70177798
Yes, wait until the end and you will understand
>>70177810
>asq dei uma olhada no telefone e nao tenho creditos
Eu ia ligar anao......
>>70177844
Precisely this. See how based Israel is now? They lost 1/3 of their population and now they're based as fuck. Learn from the pain, Sweden before you have to lose 1/3 of your population to learn the same lesson.
>>70177940
Damn, I posted 20 seconds from the end. I should have waited. Fuck you.
>>70169633
>my friend
>she
>>70168706
What the fuck /pol/. Turns out you're all big on talk but looking at the replies this got you're all just a bunch of huge faggot cucks.
If anything this may cause the guy to re-think his life. Though it probably won't and he will continue to live an empty life for the rest of his shell of a life.
The Swede isn't even alive, barely human... just listen to him.
He even fucking lies about his sex life to a anon stranger, how pathetic is that?
>>70177960
>pré-pago
Que vergonha, aposto que é OI também
>>70177559
have fun running up your phone bill. also its 4:37 am in sweden, who would be up right now.
>>70177653
dude, this is not about being a faggot for the sake of being a faggot. If the guy had said the refugees were good for the country (or some such left wing rubbish) then go ahead, any of us would have.
but in this case the guy seemed alright and you were just being a dick.
understand eh?
>>70177983
>Burger thinks a real jew would post here
Hahahah
I discussed the possibility of a Northern wall in America to match the one going up on our southern border with a swede who told me to be "proud to be nationalist"
Also taught him about the sheer volume of trash that the illegals leave in the desert when they're crossing the border down here
We agreed that doner kebab was delicious but did not come close to outweighing the negative aspects of immigration
>>70178193
Vou tentar ligar
Como faco pra gravar?
>>70178248
>the guy seemed alright
40+ living alone, no friends, no girl, just a cat. barely a life.
nope.
>>70177844
>>70178190
Thanks kike.
It's not edgy, you just have to be a little tough on them.
>>70178248
No mate. You're just a women worried about feelings.
>>70164921
That third call, holy shit. Guy roleplaying Tyrone meets self hating swedish faggot
Talking about a friend
> He's is pretty cute yes
"Wait, HOL UP, you said HE?
> Yes I'm gay
> We're too many blondes basically, we need to import non-blondes
> You should come, you should come really
>>70177687
It is not the government that set this call service up, but the swedish tourist assosiation, and it has no ties to the swedish government.
No one is being payed to talk to you guys either, just an app that i and other people downloaded for fun :)
>>70178190
I did find that part pretty sad. He already considers himself pathetic and takes the beating. A lot of people can see themselves in that place though. I doubt a single phone call would be meaningful, but if you find someone like that I would rather try to at least direct them to change their life positively instead of insulting them.
Present them facts about their country and things going on in Europe. If they choose to remain a cuck, fuck them. But someone living as a cuck who has grown up as a cuck may not always think there is another choice for them.
>>70178322
I'd like to record on Skype but no credits.
>>70177940
Well what did the American say to you after you said that?
>>70178322
Nem liga, deixa pra amanhã, agora os nego tá tudo dormindo.
Procura app de gravação de chamada no seu espertofone pra gravar a chamada, gênio.
>>70169633
>>70169836
from #thehappening
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18od7RSYfgw
ameri/pol/ autist got outmemed by swede/pol/
>>70178454
So you can get a call at any time of the day or only when you "activate" it.
>>70166401
Most of these gave me cancer.
>>70165064
Here's another for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlI6Q0aXzLE
>>70178634
>Captain Benjapepe Sisko
Pretty rare, can I save it?
>>70178634
I don't remember the last time I cringed so hard.
>>70178784
Is this actually some sort of nuanced communication or tradition, or is it just that easy to get Aussies worked up?
>>70178400
at least jesus killers are on your side. congratulations.
>>70178487
>if you find someone like that I would rather try to at least direct them to change their life positively instead of insulting them.
You think none of his family members/school friends/co workers has ever tried that?
It never works.
Basically your mindset illuminates what's wrong in the west. Sometimes you need to toughen up. I mean, the Canadian didn't even do anything, just said some words. It's not like he beat him up and torched his car.
Someone just reported me to the police...
>>70179267
Where is the recording?
Someone put all these together on a youtube video. I'm too dumb.
>>70179162
I know, if he kills himself because of a phone call
then he will be doing a service to the world.
>>70178487
He is 46, he grew up pre-internet. The only form of media he was ever exposed to was mainstream shit, he never had the luxury of guilt-free anonymous discussion that the internet affords. He is just a beta guy who has been hammered with bluepills his entire life in a hyperfeminist society. He had poor opportunities to be exposed to things that would help him.
I take pity on him. Call me a newfag, I don't give a shit. It could have been any of us if we were born in his circumstances.
>>70178248
Don't bother, you can't argue sense into people with severe autism.
Wear your svenpants in support of the swedes
>>70179267
Watch our aussiebro the Swedes are coming for you
>>70179267
not soon enough
Called a swede earlier today.
"Yes, hello, are you American?"
>Shalom! No, I from Tel Aviv my name is Leeroy Goldstein!
*Laughs in Swedish.*
>Tell me Sven, hae you been donating to Israel and letting refugees in my home?
"Yes, I love the refugees."
>That's a good goy, remembah the six billion.
"Ah, yes yes, I get along with refugees!"
>Does your wife's son get along with them too?
At that point I couldn't talk anymore without laughing and broke up.
>>70178587
Sry, was on a call
I hung up. I know, I should have waited for a reaction
>>70179313
I didn't record it.
>>70179267
>australian shitposting has become so optimized it is now making swedes call the cops on it
>>70179683
So that guy might not have even been from /pol/, which is so fucking weird. Do Americans just see a low cost international phone number and automatically thing "I'm going to shill for Trump to these people who can't even vote here."?
>calling people and spreading your /pol/ autism
>>70179162
Being tough? Berating some old guy over the phone is not that. Giving someone a chance is the rational thing to do. We have no idea about the circumstances that have him where he is.
>>70179267
What happened, m8?
>>70179674
Kek, I want someone to do this but record it.
I got connected to a Nazi swede with a stutter. He was a very nice guy, would fight in the race war. Generally good person, it seemed.
I then got connected to a girl that told me she just woke up and was going for a run. She sounded cute until she said she was fat.
I've gotten more answering machines than people.
>>70179957
I was sure the whole time he was from /pol/ but then when I mentioned /pol/ he didn't react so yeah
BTW guys if you wanna call for free just download an app off the playstore called "textfree"
>>70180022
>Saskatchewan talking about spreading autism
How fitting
>>70168706
What a fucking asshole , the guy was probably having a good day then this asshole ruined it. The Canadian sounds like a 17 year old pussy, he talks like a 17 year old faggot.
>>70180022
Think of it like an energy that builds up over time that needs to be released.
>>70180135
In Europe fat means less than average does in the US
>>70180135
Yeah, that was me.
Fun talking to ya
>>70180168
>http://globalnews.ca/news/1251877/lack-of-autism-funding-sending-families-out-of-province/
>>70165307
>THE NASHEEDS
>THE ISLAMIC SUMMER CAMPS FOR LITTLE GIRLS
>MY FUCKING SIDES
>>70180053
I tried to convince someone that islam is not a religion of peace and that there will be more bombings like brussel if you don't attempt to stop them.
>>70179925
lol
>>70180141
He really sounded like that guy who does support on Stefan Molyneaux's videos.
>>70165269
what's going on between turkey and sweden? was it the liberals' doing again?
>>70164921
I think I got an answering machine or something. Left a message:
>"Hello? Is this Sweden? Do you guys have like meatballs and shit or something? Or is that the other one???"
>>70180448
If you really want to annoy them, mispronounce Ikea. :^)
>>70180263
You seem like a nice guy. I hope you survive the no-go life and I'd gladly help you in that race war, mate.
>>70165307
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
FUCK IM DYING
>>70180519
I'm just getting answering machines and leaving messages asking if people in sweden just don't answer their phones or something
>>70166401
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou
>my name is Ahmed
Well how surprising indeed.
>>70180681
it's like 5 am for them, senpai
>>70168706
this is fucking hilarious. new respect for leafs
>>70165307
That guy goes by Aristotle.
>>70180743
Finally got someone. They said it was dark there too and I asked if their sun was broken or something.
It's important to note that since I'm sleepy, people think I'm drunk.
I don't think these calls are going to random Swedish homes or even Sweden for that matter.
1. It's 4am in Sweden. why isn't anyone pissed about being woken up to be asked about being so cucked? Yet they cheerfully refute all claims of how fucked they are and go back to sleep?
This number is pure bullshit and is likely a P/R ploy to convince everyone it's ok to 'diversify'.
Can someone from Sweden please explain what is happening at 1:03 in this video please?
https://youtu.be/dCDMGu-xi30?t=1m3s
>>70181304
>not available in my country
wat
>>70181229
Its wednesday also known as little saturday here, most young swedes go out partying.
Also the app we downloaded lets us turn on or off incoming calls from you guys ;)
>>70166929
Thats the biggest load of bullshit ive ever heard. All Swedeish women are whores when it comes to black or sand cock. Why are you trying to deny it?
>>70181489
Really? How come they let Canadians see this video then?
>>70174023
Based. Loved it.
I called the US number, got some information about some Swedish tourism agency and got hung up on. Same thing happened the two subsequent times I've tried
Am I missing something?
>>70181304
"Blanda upp" = "Mix it up"
It's a short parody to tease all nazis in sweden.
Kinda sad though that it is payed for with tax money...
NEW THREAD
>>70181746
>>70181746
NEW THREAD
>>70181746
>>70181746
>>70181726
They might of tempoarily blocked US callers due to all the shitposting/shitcalling
>>70174023
Let the cucks be cucks. It was a great call. Even tho you should respect cat owners you fucking seal clubbing snow nigger.
>>70181863
I wouldn't want to see my women being culturally enriched by taxpayer money either. It's a shame that the ethnically Swedish bloodline will soon be long gone - I've always admired you guys.
