Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.
Someone should call that number and tell the guy on the other end of the line that the Swedish government randomly chose his house as a shelter for refugees and that he needs to find a new home within a week.
>>70148660
Holy fuck lmao
But real talk this seems like a negative not a positive. If this were implemented in the US I'd be pretty pissed if some random Europeans were calling me.
>>70149001
You sign up for it. Those who apply are mostly college faggots and other assorted tolerant scum.
>>70149001
They signed up for the program to be called tho
Interestingly enough, the vast majority of callers are roaches trying to ficki ficki with random Swedish women
>>70149306
They probably think it's a sex line or something, fapping furiously to their idea of a hot busty Swedish woman talking to them.
>>70148294
I hath delivered /pol/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
Also bump
>>70151342
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
top shekel you should have told him to prepare his asshole for the rape
>>70151526
Kek I should've. Guy hung up too quickly
I just had a very nice conversation with a man named Stephen. He was making eggs.
>>70151342
> so they raped her.. did you watch ?
fucking kek
>>70148294
>call sweden
>yell out "ALLAHU AKHBAR"
>hang up
>>70151932
Stefan u mean
>>70151342
that was exceptionally mean tbqh
Wait is it a random call to all swedes? Or do we sign up for this shit?
>>70151342
you are pretty good
>>70151932
>Making eggs
Is that some Swedish slang for going on HRT?
>>70152413
Kek thanks
>>70151342
holy shit this is gold
>>70148294
Hey faggots how do i call a country for free, my roommate just said it cost money to my bill if i call anther country
>>70151342
>so that's a no?
>noooooo
>>70152544
Kek
>>70152175
I didn't ask how to spell his name, so maybe. Sure. I don't care.
What the fuck, i don't want you assholes calling me
>>70152915
Kek it's actually pretty fucking hilarious Sven
>>70152915
Don't worry, we'll wait till Ahmed is done pounding your crapper. Wouldn't want to interrupt such a tender moment.
>>70152740
aww shit for real? Im fucking stupid i just talked to 3 people
>>70152915
Too bad sweden maybe if you werent such a cuck
>>70151342
Good shit Meri' bro, funny as fuck
>>70151342
Sweden really isn't worth saving anymore.
>>70151342
kek. nice
>>70148660
Savage
>>70151342
you have a douchebag voice.
Please call. If this turns out to be a PR disaster (and it will) then maybe the brainwashed swedes will have to face the fact that we're not considered a role model but a warning example these days.
>>70151342
>>70151342
Lmaoooo
I love that you call him Sven
>>70151342
HAHAHAHHA
>>70148294
>>70151342
I can't fucking believe this, holy shit lmao
But damn that guy was relaxed, are all Swedes so kind to foreigners?
>>70151342
thank you fellow patriot.
>>70153577
he was watching football
>>70148294
FUCKING LMAO
>>70153490
Kek thanks. You know those pauses when I asked him about his wife getting raped by muslims were very telling
>>70151342
Lol. The guy on the phone sounds like an arab,
Keep calling
>>70153873
Let's see if Australia can beat us. It'll be a question of quality vs. quantity.
>>70153873
but why
>>70148294
That feel when no belgian nr ;_;
>>70154054
ficki ficki
wtf this sounds like it would get really annoying. do swedes sign up to take part in this or is it truly random?
>>70153965
Here you go. Called another Swedecuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
>>70154242
nah you sign up via app, You can turn it off and on pretty easily
>>70154054
Ficki Ficki!!
How easy is gibsmedat in Sweden to get?
>How do I say Hello in Swedish?
>Simply say "Hallå!" or "Hej!"
For a warm opener use "Sieg Heil."
>>70153068
Rude anon, Sven is getting his shit tenderly pushed in.
>>70154242
At the bottom of the page you can sign up for this 'service'.
>>70151342
is that you, king of cuck?
>>70151342
Oh god the keks!
Thank you anon
>>70148660
DO THIS.
Remember "Call Brussels"?
Certainly the next terrorist attack happens in Sweden.
>>70154313
no this is too much
Can I call from my computer so I could record?
>>70151342
Noice
>>70148294
Why is there no shitposting number for Australians?
I wanna ruin Svens day
>>70154090
use skype
>>70151342
>I like good people
>So no?
topkek
Why do these people speak English so well?
>>70151342
Very good!
>>70154313
>8 inches
>you like that?
>y-yeah!
>>70148294
Please register or stream if you call them!
>>70154643
Your welcome Straya
>>70154765
because speaking swedish is bigoted, racist, sexist, and homophobic.
seriously though, probably because english is so closely related to swedish it isn't that hard to learn.
>>70154765
education
>>70151342
Fuuuuark American bro I love you
>>70154765
Because only the English speaking ones sign up
>>70154313
Fucking kek!
>tfw NSA flags you for communicating with a muslim country
>>70154313
you need to start a jewtube on this, you're good my friend. start a series on this
>>70154765
Watching the BBC
>>70154313
Kek, I love you
Calls so far
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
>>70152915
Shut up Sven.. put the ball gag back in your mouth and go watch some mudslimes rape your wife.
If meme magic is real then...
>>70151342
noice job
>>70154313
>About 8"
>Is that flaccid, or erect?
This is terrible, but I can't stop listening.
>>70155057
English?
>>70154313
>eight inches
>[muffled laughter]
>you like that?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
>>70154313
Maximum overkek
>>70148294
Wait, how much does this cost?
>>70152740
It doesn't cost anything. It is a local number forwarded VOIP to Sweden.
>>70152915
they wont call you
you have to sign up on their site to be an cuckbassador to be listed as a call recipient
>>70153080
You are fine, its forwarded VOIP to sweden...
i'm legit laughing my ass off right now
Why did this one country get a phone number? Isn't it invasion of privacy for a random number to just have a chance to connect to them?
/not that they'd give a shit
>>70154313
"John Appleseed Calls Sweden" best new YouTuber
>>70154765
>you wanna pay for another refugee house?
Good bur
>>70154313
SWEDEN
YES
>>70154313
>8 inches long
>everything is bigger in America
>>70155184
>that first one
>Detroit
>Tyrone Brown
>HOL UP
>>70154313
TOP KEK!
>>70154313
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
Start a youtube channel m8
>>70155385
>Do you know the teachings of Allah?
>N-no....
>You will soon
S V E N
I called and asked if this is the Ikea customer service.
He just hung up.
Shit game desu
>>70154313
Nice bants
>>70155347
Basically the cuck-phone campaign was created in correlation with a certain group of people.
>>70155184
>we need to import more non-blondes
This can't be real. Sweden is fucking doomed.
>>70155184
FUCKING KEK
>>70155385
Loving the nasheed in the background
please call me pol
>>70155184
>we need more non-blondes
>too few black people
>>70151342
Good show old chap
>>70155792
Is there a local number for Switzerland?
>>70155792
>Call
>Hello?
>"Hey yo nigga I want to go to your country so I get free money, women and shieee"
>Excuse me?
>Where do you live nigga? I want your house
>N-no no... what?
>I will live in yo' house nigga I want yo wife nigga, I want sum' fresh pussy
>Please no, I mean, sorry, goodbye.
The state of these faggots.
>>70155184
>that nigger talk
Not bad Greek guy it was funny
>>70155315
>>70154653
>>70155184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>pretending to be a black guy who wants to fuck white wimmin
>swede on the other end of the line is gay
Well that backfired.
>>70155184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
We have to many blondes, we need to bring in some non blondes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
>>70148294
>random
What the fuck. If dude weed gets any ideas after the census I don't even know
You fucking Cucks. Answer when I call.
>>70156046
No I called the German one.
I have the Europe flat of Sunrise
>>70155385
Εισαι θρυλος.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou
>>70156168
I didn't think the memes were this real
>>70155184
>NEW SWEDES
>IMPORT NON-BLONDES
>TO FEW BLACK PEOPLE IN SWEDEN
Any recordings of based swedes or all cucks? I know Sweden is 95% cucks so the must be rare.
>>70148660
you truly are a child of kek
>>70154313
jesus christ it's actually this bad
>>70151342
Did you watch it Sven??
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>70156168
>implying all the registered "Swedes" aren't trained propaganda drones.
>>70156519
So far pretty much all Cucks
See
>>70154313
>>70151342
>>70148294
>This so going to be good a raid that never been seen before
>>70155184
These are fucking gold. Lost it on the second one.
Good accents, by the way.
>>70155184
>ma name tyrone brown
xDDDDDDDDDD
Do I as a swecuck have to sign up somewhere to get these calls?
I'd rly like to talk to someone..
>>70156757
Yeh you have to sign up
>>70155184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
I want to make ficki ficki witha swedish girls
>>70148294
It's almost 1 am over there.
Are they still answering?
>>70155184
Based Socrates.
Hi evan your friend tom called
Also who the fuck name their child max??
>>70156168
you don't sound like a nig at all.
BEST THREAD ON /POL/ IN MONTHS
GET IN HERE!!!!
We should do a lot of these pretending to be muslims and shit wanting to move into Sweden.
False flag the shit out of it. Some of the vocaroos in this thread are great examples.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
I justt talked to a Swedish fella
Was quite nice desu, swedes are based
>>70151342
>where did you get your statistics from?
>Sweden
I died.
>>70151342
>Do you like Muslims?
>
>...
>
>Sven: I like good people.
>>70148294
daily reminder the us number is NOT FREE I GOT 114 DOLLARS IN CHARGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70154313
Sven getting told like never before
incredible thread
>>70156915
not sure I wanna do it anymore..
turkey pls stop calling us
>>70155184
>gay jewish transgender woman
topkek
>>70151342
>idk where you get these statistics from
>sweden
topkek lad
>>70157448
get fucked
>>70155184
It's funny. They are so scared of their government monitoring these calls, they stumble on answering all the questions that would be considered "bad"
>>70157550
Just say "siktir git oruspu" everytime a turk man is talking
>>70157571
The funny thing is everyone denies it
>>70149306
FICKI FICKI
>>70156313
>Little Girls playing in the background.
Hahahaha.
You're great.
>>70157444
>so that's a no
>>70155385
top kek
>>70154313
8 inches, everything is bigger in america
>>70155184
This thread is fucking gold. Every vocaroo gets better
>nigerian
>want to be syrian refugee
>gibs free money
>>70156313
>the ending
keek
I've just been calling and yelling Sweden yes! Help make America Great again Into the phone and laughing before I hang up.
bretty good fun, thanks op
>>70155184
Holy fuck. /pol/ was right again. The memes are true! Sweden is CUKED.
>>70155184
ρε φίλε σε πιο αριθμό παίρνεις? στο OP δεν γράφει πουθενά για Ελλάδα
>>70155022
Thoroughly underrated.
>>70157832
Based burger dropping redpills over the phone. This is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
>>70157315
Dont listen to this it will make you very sad.
>>70154313
GOLD
>>70157380
I talked to a Swedish man pretending to be a South African. He was very nice.
>>70148294
Can someone just fucking give it to me straight does this shit charge you
>>70158176
dfhsajkdfasncv? ndjfjdifkasdf jfaskl fjasjdfjkasd aiwenfn!
>>70158376
Click on "Local numbers".
You'll see the number you have to call to get local rates.
The disclaimer is just if you're calling the +46 number.
Anyone call and tell them they heard about the all you can rape buffet and you're on your way now?
>>70155184
breddy gud accent
>Start a conversation
>decide to be subtle, as if I were planning a holiday
>swedecuck picks up
>ask about refugees
>"n-no we keep them i-in camps, nowhere near the cities! You should definitely come!"
>ask where I should go
>recommends some bumfuck nature place in the north
This is how I know Sweden knows there's a problem but cant deal with I.i kinda feel bad.
>>70158376
hehe fucking NEETs are going to be kicking themselves
>>70157550
dem roaches get everywhere
>>70158376
can't you read? you will indeed be charged just like a regular phonecall to Sweden...
However, you should call the special USA number +13012760600, so that you will be charged just for the national call.
>>70157315
>46
>just me and my cats
>YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD LIFE?
>>70158376
>Americans
>>70158376
It should say when you call.
Swede here. The people who are signed up for this are cuck lefties who are supposed to talk about how great Sweden is. They are gay.
>>70158550
Where is the recording?
>>70151342
>"Yeah it is."
Damn that was fucking cold breh
>>70156219
the first one killed me
>>70158601
you assume that...
but i'm pretty sure these are just regular random Swedes. (mostly cucks)
>>70158601
Sign up for it and redpill normies.
Top Kek this has been fun lads. Easily the best thread on /pol/ in a long time. I can't seem to get any more svencucks on the line. Looks like they're probably all asleep
>>70157727
Make moar call please anonkuhn
>>70158601
That's exactly the average Sweden
>>70158778
It's 1 AM there.
>>70158606
Didn't record because I'm on my phone only, vba to vocaroo
I hate sweden.
>>70151342
lmao i understand that u wanted to take the credit for my call but too keep replying like it was you makes you a faggot
>>70154313
>>70158820
IT IS NOT THE AVERAGE SWEDE FUCK OFF
God tier thread
>>70155426
>>70152915
Or have the app
>>70154313
Kek you're not from NY
>>70158941
It's not even meant as an insult or anything. You know it's true.
>>70158601
The guy I called told me that Brexit is a bad thing for Sweden.
>>70158601
this
>>70158754
people should call and face them with the articles we've seen here. at least SOME will attempt to go online and research the matter themsevles so they'll be prepared next time to answer these questions and SOME of that population will get redpilled if they find the right info
>>70158778
>Top Kek this has been fun lads. Easily the best thread on /pol/ in a long time.
Hmm really? I find it kind of dull.
Calling someone in Sweden sounds like it should be funny, but I really just have nothing to say to them.
>LOLZ U GOT A MUSLIM PROBLEM? DEY RAPIN UR WOMEN N SHIT!? AHAHAHA!! ur a cuck!
Just not all that amused.
>>70153297
>We're not considered a role model
There are swedes who think this is the case? That's North Korea tier.
>>70151342
>Where did you get your statistics from?
>Sweden
that's the smuggest reply I've heard all week
apex kek
>>70159160
tips fedora
Can the americlap do a call where he acts civil but tells he's voting for Trump? You've got a sexy voice mate
>>70151342
BRILLIANT !
>did you watch it Sven
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bfegy-AX_w
>>70159160
How are you not enjoying the gold medal mental gymnastics going on when they try to deny statistics
>>70158176
use skype, there is no Greek number to call
>I can only speak turkish or kurdish
what the fuck sven?
I'm getting sick. How can these people deny that muslim refugees rape and murder. We have a new gang rape almost every day and refugees murder eachother atleast once a week. These people live in a fantasy world.
>>70157315
Damn, that's depressing.
>>70157315
He sounded like a nice guy :(
>>70155184
>New Swedes
My heart aches for you, Sweden.
>>70159637
με kρεντιτ παιρνεις η με σαμπσkριπσιον
>>70157315
;_;
>>70159598
Because there is no mental gymnastics going on. They're not denying statistics, you guys are just saying shit to them and going "source: sweden/some online study/etc." How the fuck are they supposed to respond to that? It isn't right in front of them, they haven't read it, they don't know if you're just lying or if you're believing blatantly stupid studies.
So of course they're not like "OH! STATISTICS HUH? GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M ON YOUR SIDE NOW!" That's fucking dumb. Just like you guys wouldn't be doing "mental gymnastics" if some faggot from Sweden called you up and started rambling about studies that showed that we should allow islamic immigration.
There's nothing in front of them and they have no reason to take your word for it you absolute moron. So no, it isn't interesting to see two people disagree and one dumbfuck go "WELP, I'VE GOT THE DOCUMENTS" Alex Jones style.
>>70155468
Swedes sign up for it and agree to talk to rando foreigners, it's a national PR thing, I'm sure all the liberals were creaming their skinny jeans at the chance to showcase how progressive their country is.
No Canada Local Number?
I want to introduce Sweden with Injun culture
/pol/ rapes Sweden's cuckcock, the thread.
>>70157315
he sounds like his wife died and his kids left him.
he reminds me of a dudes grandpa down the street.
this made me really sad :(
>>70159970
Did you rly just type that all out in a thread about calling swedes and having a laugh ?
>>70159981
They're just going to end up inviting Turks.
>>70157315
>>70157664
what a surprise that Sven speaks Turkish.
>>70160189
let me rephrase that
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>70155184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>John trying to say goodbye
>WE WUZ KANGS N SHIT, NIGGA
>H-have a nice night
That was amazing.
>>70160216
Bueno. Sweden has too many blondes, after all :^)
>>70157315
jeez this is sad and hilarious at the same time
>>70159836
είχα αγοράσει μονάδες με πιστωτιkή παλιά αλλά μου τελείωσαν. Τώρα δεν μπορώ να ανανεώσω τις μονάδες, μου απορρίπτει την kάρτα λόγω των kάπιταλ kοντρόλ.
>>70160189
>Did you rly just type that all out in a thread about calling swedes and having a laugh ?
My entire point is I don't find any of this particularly funny because it's just some lame "lol u guyz got da muslim problem girls getting raped ahha cuck"
I get enough of that shit on regular /pol/, so why would I find it funny in a phone call?
>>70157315
...
>>70160738
BECAUSE THIS HERE IS REAL
>>70157315
I just had a 14 minute conversation with the most based swede out there.
>Hates his socialist government
>strongly anti-immigrant
>refers to himself and likeminded friends as "the silent majority"
and, the clincher:
>explained that if you take people from an unstable country and fill your country with them, your country will become unstable as well
>"It's simple math, you know."
>>70148294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
LOL WTF! Did the Swedes raged quit?!
>>70160738
Its okay, close it down and go to trump general this bad boy is over anyways
>>70157315
He is a 40 yearold wizard without any friends or family who signed up because he wanted someone to talk to.
Remember if Europe was nationalist and white this wouldn't happens.
>>70157315
That was pretty shitty. That dude just tried his hardest to make him feel bad, instead of trying to accomplish something. It was basically some jackass verbally berating some old guy who just took it.
>>70158601
I talked to one who is on the verge of voting Swedish democrat, and knows the refuges are a problem so maybe not.
>>70159097
it is, might as well follow UK out if brexit becomes a thing
>>70155184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
Holy shit, its fucking perfect.
>>70161271
thats the 46 yr old cat virgin from earlier, he's ready to die
I signed up and my first call was a non-english speaking arab who sounded like he was defecating in his pants as we "spoke". The other was one of you faggots, we talked about immigration and it sounded like he expected me to be pro-immigration so he got surprised when I said why I was against it. No normie can be against immigration so the first thing he said was "do you know what 4chan is?" He told me to stay safe and wished me well. This was a very nice call but my autism triggered so I spoke like I had ran up and down a staircase for five minutes straight, I hate myself sometimes. Anyway, thanks for reading my blog <3 :^)
Gonna sleep now, expecting more calls from you lovable faggots tomorrow
Ignore the ramblings of an autist above, quick question: has anyone actually talked to a normie who isn't a rapefugees welcome cuck? thanks
>>70161271
First Tay now this, god damn it pol you break everything XD
How much does this cost per call, and what not?
Also, the swede I talked to said he was proud to be a nationalist.
Some of them are still sentient, deep in the cucking.
>>70161478
>not pretending to be pro-immigration and making the conversation funnier for the sake of lulz
come on sven, get your shit together.
>>70161675
if you call the US number it costs the same as a call to Maryland.
>>70154313
>this is America
