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So the Swedes have their own telephone number where you can call and connect to a random Swedish telephone. I see no way this could go wrong.
FOR THE COST OF A LOCAL CALL:
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES (INTL. RATE):
+46771793336
Post stories here.
>>70137737
not a single call yet what are you guys doing make some calls
should i sign up??
>>70137868
Imma call in a few. I'm busy drinking beer
>>70137907
Yes, you should. This is hilarious.
>>70137868
I'm too fucking spergy to call anyone from /pol/
Can people start vocarooing these?
>>70137907
Why not? Have a laugh troll a few people connect on a human level to some.
>>70137737
70% of calls uptill now has been from Turkey looking for Phone-Ficky...
>>70137737
>call and connect to a random Swedish telephone
Where's the point in that, I don't even speak Arabic. :(
<3 sweden
>>70137932
>>70138024
>sign up
>dont get the text with the code i need
atgwer
I wish there was a Skype cam option so I could convince QT girls to take their clothes off like on Omegle.
>>70137868
Just post your number
I'll make you cum with my deep, welsh, silky tones.
True to redpill and record it. You fucks.
>>70138208
I just came from your text alone
i just signed up, why is no one calling? get on with it
Lmfao who just called and said they were NOT from /pol/ and wanted to ask about swedish culture and just started cracking up and never got to ask? Good call man.
>>70137868
I'm calling. It's not giving me any calls. It keeps telling me too many people are calling.
>>70138208
072 160 97 44
>>70137737
Do the swedes have to apply for the database, or can the callers call even unwillnig participants too?
>>70138208
you'r too cheap to avail regular phone-ficky services...?
HAHA HOLY SHIT
>*ring ring*
>"Marhaba" (hello in Arabic)
>ask in Arabic if he speaks Swedish
>"a little" (in English)
>ask him where he lives
>Malmö
>ask if he likes it there
>says yes but it's cold, asks who I am in Arabic
>start telling him about the phone number in passable Arabic but get cut off by yelling on the other and of the line
>literally ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR, TAKBIR, ALLAHU AKBAR going on in the background
>try not to laugh
>guy hastily says "A SALAM ALAYKUM" and hangs up
Fucking hell, Sweden.
>>70138383
You gotta register
>>70138391
rare
ITT cucks call swedes and are embarrassed by their giant genitals
>call Swede
>ask him about his opinion of refugees
>says the media is blowing it out of proportion and there aren't as many people moving in as it appears to us
Is he telling the truth or is he shilling?
>>70138548
He was literally in the last thread. Lurk more
>>70138632
Shilling I've gotten totally different responses.
Holy fuck.
>call in
>"Hi!"
>Hi, I wanted to call because of Sweden being a big attention point in world politics. What's your opinion on the refugee situation?
>(gist) "I think that we shouldn't close borders. We are all children of the earth, and we shouldn't even have borders. We shouldn't judge people based on where they come from."
>But, the current refugee situation puts a threat not to just Sweden but to the entirety of Europe
>(literally) "Are you kidding me right now? Almost none of the refugees are actually terrorists
>5 minutes of "not all muslims jabber"
>she stops talking
>Well, alright, it was nice talking to you.
>"Yes, it was nice talking to you also. And please, please don't vote for that crazy man. I worry more about him becoming president of the US than the safety of Sweden"
>hang up
>>70138453
you called in to a zoo?
call me you FUCKS
>>70138680
He also said he lives in a small town and it's probably a lot more noticeable in bigger cities.
>>70137737
someone call the number and talk to them about Israel doing 9/11 and record it with the phone on speaker and post it on vocarooo
>>70138453
Yeah sure thing, cause some random mudslime that can't speak Swedish would just decide to sign up to a incredibly niche service that a has a couple of thusand users. You really think he has time to answer the phone while he's fucking my boyfriend?
>>70138632
The truth.
>>70138713
>you called in to a zoo?
Haven't you heard the latest news yet?
Arabic passes Finnish as the second largest native language in Sweden
>>70137115
>>70138749
That makes more sense. I mean in rural Kansas I'm sure there aren't as much mexicans as california.
>>70138713
kek
>>70138492
Then it's not as bad as it sounds like. I thought your government just gave away everyone's phone number for prank calls. At least that's what the website makes it sound like.
I suspect there'll be a lot of clickbaiting in the news world with this. It's easy to misunderstand.
What are the chances I can get a qt Swedish girl on the line?
>>70138894
that depends, do you speak Arabic?
>>70138894
0% they are too busy fucking muhammed
>tfw made a leftie scream in anger
>>70138799
Maybe the government signed him up for it? He didn't seem to have any knowledge about the service.
>>70138850
If you know someones, home address, workplace or full name you can pretty much find anyones number (Or any of the above info) just via Eniro.se
>>70138632
>>70138382
I'd call if it didn't cost $5/sec to call Yuroop
Only gotten once call so far
Someone give me questions to ask. Ill record the calls
>>70137737
>First call
nothing
>Second call
nothing
>Third call
Somebody is speaking but it was either swedish or arabic
>Fourth call
nothing
>Almost gave up but last fifth call
>Hello
>Hi (Male voice)
>What's up buddy?
>nothing what about you
>I'm fine is your wife home
>Why do you need her?
>I'm his new boyfriend can you give her the phone (chuckles)
>I told *fucked up swedish name* not to give her lovers this phone
I don't care but I don't want to hear about it atleast have fun bye
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MAYMAY
WHAT THE FUCK SVEN
>call swede
>CHEEKIBREEKICHEEKIBREEKICHEEKIBREEKICHEEKIBREEKI, i scream
>he starts blowing into the phone to make loud noises
>do not stop chants of CHEEKIBREEKI
>he hangs up
i was the victor of this battle
I heard a qt swede girl and my autism flared up and I just hanged up.
Give me confidence please /pol/
>>70138043
RARE!!;;:--+?
is the local call number free
>>70139093
I don't speak Chef.
>>70139191
OK, she was likely Muslim. Better?
>>70138632
This is what all of you should be doing.
Record, compile and achieve for posterity.
>>70139215
Depends on your phone plan. But typically yes.
>>70139215
because it is a us maryland number. It says it lowers it down to a local call.
>>70139191
I didnt ask for this feel
>>70139191
>British
>Of course he's an asshat and a cuck
Wake me up /pol/, press B
Please Press B
I think I'm Dead, but I can't wake up
I can't tell if this is a cartoon where every stereotype is reality or some sort of hell
>>70139311
i have all over the usa free. So will it be free
>>70139148
KEKSWEDES
>>70139148
Memes manifest themselves into reality
>>70138704
this why we need trump
>>70139219
filename
>*ring ring*
>phone picks up, total silence
>"Hallå?"
>...
>SUKA SUKA SUKA SUKA YEBAT TVOYU MAT BLYAT
>*click*
WTF? Why is there an autistic Russian in Sweden?
RECORD YOUR CALLS FAGGOTS
>>70139495
shut up u cuck
>>70138156
Yea swedeish girls love niggers and asians.
>>70139364
please tell me it is i already spent 30 minutes on this.
>>70139364
Yes. If not then I fucked up too bUT I called because I was confident it was free. Worse comes to worse if you get charged call your phone company and say "why the fuck would I call sweden I have no muslim friends or family" and demand a refund. It will work. I have gotten mistaken bills and all I had to do was call.
>>70139495
>t. Alberto Barbosa
good idea, though
>>70139558
thanks bro
>>70139148
Haha i was jk
Ok. As an American, what do I need to do to talk to any Swedes? I just want to talk to new people. I don't want my number to be tracked down.
>>70138632
A fucking million new non-swedes the last 15 years.
160k just last year.
He's a cuck.
>>70139191
What number did you call because the number isnt working for me?
i made a thread on /b/ telling people to call and ask for battletoads
hopefully it goes well
>>70139649
Dont worry it wont happen
>>70139552
you'd need a plan that has all international calls free, if you have all over the united states free, but not international you're fucked
>>70139148
Probably a stockholmare.
>>70139658
local number: +442038089899
using that 1 month trial on skype.
>>70139550
I don't think anyone like Asian men only ugly bitches that watch too much anime. Asian women don't like asian men. They are the most sexually unsatisfied women. 3 inches of steel is 4 inches too little
>>70139552
Don't get a heart attack once the phone bill comes
>>70139688
>not posting the link so we all can bump it
step it up senpai
Record your calls you fucks.
>>70139597
No problem. Gas the kikes race war now
Called someone, got a very nice woman, it was her first call. Learned how to say cheers I. Swedish.
>tfw no swedish gf.
>>70139688
And by well you mean:
They are gonna act like a bunch of kids, rabble absolute nonsense or scrape togheter stories where they can't hold back their laugh for more than 23 seconds.
Either way though; They're probably gonna spam the shit out of the place with incoherent bullshit until lines (hopefully) have to close down
told some american sounding girl i was lonely
we both laughed
>>70139688
>no link
fukayu fuccboi
>>70138356
YOOO that was me, I just finished callign a Swede pretending to be an Israeli and asked him to have his wife blanda up with a nice black boy
>>70139696
oh fuck my asshole but it says local for freeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im gonna get murdered reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70139694
As an American, which number do I call for the random swede call? I have T-mobile.
>>70140033
Haha good call man it was fun.
Someone give me something to piss these people off!!
>>70140014
>>>/b/677998655
>>70139650
Ho-lee fucking shit. Sauce on pic?
>>70140186
https://morklaggning.wordpress.com/2016/04/05/argument-for-ett-notskal/
>>70140097
Fuck, and I was gonna ask you about why out of all Swedish meals is black cocks your favorite
>>70140052
yeah, local doesn't mean international.
The Swedish national police chief, Dan Eliasson, said during a panel discussion recently that he is "surprised how bad it is" and that he "can not guarantee the safety" of residents in parts of Sweden anymore.
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2498/swedish-national-police-chief-can-not-guarantee-the-safety-of-the-swedish-people-anymore.html#.VwKldqvMf9M.twitter
>They have cucked themselves to death
>>70140285
Damn, I was hoping for some more normal conversations but you do you man
>>70140253
Thank you sven.
>>70140313
if i remember correctly the police is understaffed and underpaid, which means that there will be disorder eventually.
>>70140186
Swedens redpilled reddit
>>70139148
He was from /pol/.
>>70140313
Good
Let anarchy reign. Stupid fuckers deserve to live in a somalia like shithole
>>70139202
You must be new
>>70137737
HORRY SHEET DO THIS
>jag ar calling from the swedish aliiance
>are u currently taking in "rapefugges"
-wat
>RAPEFUGGES YOU TAKE IN RAPFEUGGES YES NO
>cant even get literally whos to call me
time to end it
Dude...it's hard to piss these people off!
>>70138813
not for my swedish employees. No shit
They left for jobs and a society where niggers are approached only by drunks for drugs. They dont mind it.
Norway the better way
talked to 6 swedes already, all love muslims wtf is wrong with you faggots
If your trying to mock sweden and the people who answered you better record the calls. I dont believe
>everyone spoke arabic lmao
>he was a KEK
>>70137737
does CANADERP fall under USA code?
>>70141097
>get call on real cell
>YOU LIKE MUSLIMS OMFG
>>70138453
MADE MY DAY
>>70141097
record it burgerman
>>70140999
>some swedes want to get calls, yet they can't
cucked
>some others want to stop getting calls, yet they can't
cucked again
No matter what are the initial conditions, Sweden always ends cucked.
>>70141097
I get put through to the swedish number default message, then get transferred through to the tourism board.
How are you guys doing this?
Just talked to a nice lady - Christian, thinks that Sweden is taking in too many refugees, and they reap the consequences. Thinks we shouldn't judge people.
>>70141314
int nr, i use skype
Im gonna do this on friday, its gonna be fun. JAVLA
>>70141314
You really think everyone here on /pol/ just happens to get connected to some random swedes speaking Arabic, fucking their boyfriend, prepping the bull and all the other memes?
I've been waiting for someone to call for 40min
>>70141293
atleast i dont speak spanish
LMAO SPAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>first call
me: hello
muslim dude: (arabic garbage)
me: allahu ackbar :)
muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR HARRBIJAJAHALALBOMANSALEMAHH
>second call
sven: alloo?
me: hi this is takbir i am calling to let you know your mother has been assaulted
sven: oh no thats horrible im so sorry
me: *hangs up*
he actually apologized when i said his mother got fucking assaulted
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN?!
how can I call?
>>70141571
Don't you have some bulls to prep, Sven?
Fug i called two people and talked for about 2 minutes, am i in big trouble
I wanna call someone from /pol/. ESPECIALLY A swede!
Are you guys aspies?
>Hey
>Hey
>Are you calling from the US?
>Who is this?
>My name is Christopher
>Okay
>He hangs up
??????
>>70141603
No memes, only
RECORD
E
C
O
R
D
>tfw want to call a random swede but I dont know what i'd talk to them about
>>70141724
probably wasn't expecting anyone to answer
>>70141701
if you're black you will be on sweden's potential immigrant list
>>70140999
You got trips, anon. There's a reason to live for another week, at least.
>>70141724
God that is like omegle but in real life.
>>70141626
use a phone
>>70141626
Use the USA number
>>70141843
thanks america dont let shillary win
>>70141839
I mean I did an international call, will like two calls that barely lasted five minutes be a lot of money?
>>70141830
I'm still waiting for someone to call, we can talk about whatever bro
>>70141961
Wish I could connect directly to a swedish /pol/ack like you instead of some rando swede
>>70141830
>>tfw want to call a random swede but I dont know what i'd talk to them about
Ask them if they see any bombs, or guns.
Great icebreaker.
>>70141961
I talked to a girl for an hour then she told me she was Arabic and I told her to hang up.
>>70141961
Would call but don't feel like paying out the ass for it
>>70142099
Goddammit now I wanna just ask them "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
>>70141948
I'd pay about 15p/minute so it'll be maybe 20/30c/minute for you
>>70141830
I signed up cuz I just wanna talk to random Americans, what's it's like where they live etc
>>70142106
>arabic girl
>allowed on the phone
you're a shit liar m8
>>70142224
I want to talk to you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtb3f_NAmK0
>Talk about Feminism
>Talk about Gay Rights
Says it all really.
>>70142212
20 to 30 cents? I guess it aint bad
>>70141948
I tried to find some info for you but I couldn't find anything specific to Sweden, but just a call to Mexico from the States costs about $2 every minute without a plan for international calls, so it'd probably be ridiculously expensive
>>70141701
explain
whats the point of this faggots??
I was told there was gonna be calls where are all the calls mang
How do middle-eastern and african immigrants feel about the border question in sweden?
>>70141948
>+13012760600
if you dialed this number its routed through maryland so only if you dont have long distance youre fine
>>70142378
Well I checked, good thing I only talked for a about 3 minutes in total.
>>70137737
>Brazil +556135500700
why
>>70142314
a-anon... ö//ö"
Me too. You and me brother!!
>>70142467
I'm confused, I used that number from New York so will it rack up my phone bill?
>>70142467
so it is free its just routed through another state, and it transfers me through a phone app on swedes phones. Ok i guess im fine
>>70138208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfpf1G39DGY
>>70142437
I don't know many African immigrants but most Middle Eastern ones I know are either second generation or they've been here for decades, almost none of them are religious either. Most of them are for stricter border control for economic reason, the majority white swedes I know feel pretty much the same. I don't know anyone that is against immigration for racist / cultural or security reasons.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
boring but will post more
>mfw want to post recordings
>mfw effeminate voice
>>70142432
This
Where all the hairy turk wimmin at
Now its just rerouting me to a voicemail for that actual tourist office, what do?
>>70142868
pls do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED ANON NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME GOOD MATERIAL
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
>>70142868
>why is your country getting raped by muslims
I'm fucking dying.
>>70142522
I'M A ((((GRIL)))), YOU FAG.
>>70142610
only if you dont have a long distance plan. most people have plans with long distance included
Toasting in epic bread
>>70142868
>Why are you letting your country get raped by muslims
>>70142868
MY SIDES
>>70142868
>Yeah it is
>N- No :(
>>70142868
"Do you like muslims"
"I like good people"
"So that's a no?"
BASED AF
"Did they rape your wife"
lmao legendary xD
>>70143079
>So do you like muslims
>>I like good people
>So you don't like muslims.
>>70143064
Pretty sure I dont since it costs me money to call long distance, but at least I only talked for 3 minutes unlike the fucktard who talked half an hour
>>70137737
Are you guys still calling? I'm thinking of registering.
>>70142868
>yeah it is
>>70142868
lmao great
>>70142868
>I like the good people
>So that's a no?
kek
>>70143046
pls b in
L O N D O N
>>70143294
He sounded so fucking smug when he went on about the multicultural thing. It sounded like he was trying not to laugh.
>>70142868
Did you watch, Sven?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
>>70142868
>It's a good country
...and then he just hung up.
What a rude asshole. :(
hydraulic press?
>>70142868
>please don't bully imm watching football
top cuck/kek
>>70143548
kek
>>70143548
LMAO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
>>70142868
>that Swede trying feebly to deny reality
>>70138548
> bangladesh
> rare
>>70143046
Omg no waaay
Which state? So i can do my research and prepare for an interesting and fun convo
>>70143548
You're doing Allahs' work, anon
>>70143548
noice
>>70143548
So shit it was funny
>>70143548
>"You will soon learn the teachings of Allah. KALALLLALALALALLALA!"
You glorious faggot, you owe me a new pair of sides.
>>70138453
>SALAM ALAYKUM
how the fuk u know arabic bro?
>>70143692
tybased america
Come on, you faggots! Call!
>>70142868
Surely Swedish people can't be this autistic.
>>70142868
GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE!
>only one with brain and recorded the conversation!
>>70143548
Good work
>>70143880
I don't have a mic
>>70143845
golgo translate
>>70143880
>Come on, you faggots! Call!
Easy there, tiger!
>>70137737
What if they just redirect you to people who have the right opinions? seems alot of swedes here have gotten no calls.
I would not put it above them to say you are directed to random swedes and then just connect you to a approved list of pc cucks.
heres a good one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
>>70143548
Will Sweden ever recover from this one?
I will remember you akmhed
I hope that the nukes don't kill you.
To the anon who just called me, you literally made my day.
>>70144090
The longer the better
>>70144090
YOU BETTER VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU KEK
>>70143719
I am from Virginia.
proof I'm grill:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13hoPLaoPVh
>>70144240
voice changer
also here
(You)
>>70143548
Beautiful
>>70144240
Fuck off
me: salam alaykum my brother
arab swede: hello?
me: salam alaykum
arab swede: ...alaykum salam, who is talking?
me: allahu akbar!
arab swede: hahahaha who is talking
me: ALLAHU AKBAR
>>70144240
pls be my gf
>>70141554
Why is no one calling?
CALL ME NOW.
>>70144313
I swear it's not!
>>70144090
"Are you an immigrant?"
"No"
"Where are you from"
I apologize on this cuc-ks behalf for our retardness
>>70144090
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
8 inches of American heritage.
Impressive.
>>70144090
Sounds like you talked to some expat out there. I heard no typical swedish accent.
>>70144357
Why, are you of the gay?
>>70144240
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>70141830
Mention denmark. And most probably if they are "swedish" as in swedish, and not kebab. Listen for the "Danskjävlar".
>>70144090
Poor Sven.
>>70142868
kek
Btw. It's just me or vocal english is that awful to understand?
>>70141961
Post your #faggot i'll call you.
oh shit I got a grill
what do
>>70144090
he was really not prepared for that
>>70144726
>Giving my # to Mexico
Yeah, no thanks
>>70139152
underrated post
>>70144357
Leave her alone dude..
>>70138043
Bangaboys bringing the banter
Some guy just called me and I sung a nasheed with him, nice
Inshallah brother
>>70144763
''Whose cock do you prefer? Tyrone's or Muhammad's?''
>>70137737
Someone call and ask them why the UN is projecting Sweden to be third world status by 2030. Just say you read an article about it and read the report and have spoken about it with people here. Ask them what they think about that and why it's happening and what they plan on doing to stop it and fix it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
>he sings along
>>70143548
HA HA HA HA HA.
That's good. Keep pretending you are muslim, scare the fuck out of them so they get redpilled. MORE!
>no finnbro or norwaybro will call to specifically talk shit to swedes
>>70144926
How long did you have to wait for a call?
>>70144240
>virginia
You twat.
I bet you're from fucking Richmond or some shit.
>>70144090
KEK
Freaking bluepilled commies.
>>70145089
I will, but i cant do it now. Friday it is then.
>>70145074
>>70144926
I think you both have got much to talk about. Kek.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18c5J42AafV
skip to 0:16. Sorry if it gets a little cringey at the end there, it was improv.
Could you please record them?
Where do I find the recording from the previous thread?
>>70145251
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18c5J42AafV
Thats my boy!
>>70145259
There was none
>>70145089
Ive been doing it for me and my friends the past 45 mins
Il start using that voacroo bs in a sec. This is gold.
Im making a website to direct sweds to facts etc. AND YELLING INTA DRA TIL NOREG OG FIKS ERRAS PROBLEMER
>>70144905
This Sven is mine.
>>70145122
>757
kill me
>>70144090
kek
British Empire + Baby USA bants = best bants
>>70145122
k... mind not calling her that?
>talk to qt
> she asks me all these questions my name etc
> ask her name
> blows me off and asks me if im swedish
> tell her im half on my dads side
> hangup.gif
oh wow
>>70145303
>/pol/ Calls Sweden #2
>>70137737
Can anyone give the link to register?
Also, is there a local version of the number for leaves? Or does a leaf have to pay long distance?
>>70145335
>757
Oh my fuck.
We live in the same area code. Norfolk or Virginia beach?
>>70145436
You don't have to register, the muslims in sweden have to register IF they want to accept those calls.
>>70145422
Yes, this was the second thread but no one recorded calls in the first one.
>>70145573
thank you, sad to hear tho.
Guys, don't fuck the hole thing up. I want to be able to use this later.
>>70145251
fucking kek
>>70142868
those beta babbling damage control
>>70144090
these guys answered my call too
they're a couple of faggots
>>70143548
godspeed anon
>>70145693
dude there are turkeys that are having phone sex and threating people, your fine.
>>70145251
aw that was mean, she sounded like a qt
should've got her to convert to islam, brother
>>70137737
Can someone record a call where you shout "Jimmie Åkesson shalalalala!" That would be hilarious.
any recordings or can I go now to sleep?
>>70145500
Virginia Beach.
>>70145837
Ask them if they're going to vote for SD and if they say no, ask them why not.
>>70145074
holy fucking shit my sides
I want a call now. how do I get someone to call me?
>>70145523
What about canadians? Dobwe need to use the ling distance version? Can I just use the phome option on hangouts to call free to the US number?
>>70145882
Welp. Military here, are you or you just going to ODU or whatever
>>70145978
Yes, just do it, there no limitations!
Go fucking call and record, I want something to laugh at :D
>>70146100
can i call u instead?
>>70145963
spread your legs and be right near the phone
someone make this:
>Hello I am arriving to Sweden in a couple of hours. I am from Eritrea and social services give me this number since I have a sexual emergency. Where do you live so I can ficki ficki with your wife?
>>70142868
>boring but will post more
No it isn't boring. This is great. He is a bluepilled cuck and he deserves it. Keep it going.
Emma from the south side sounded cute
Found a /pol/ack!
Excuse my autism and effeminate voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0wBUp78l9
>>70146070
I thought about going to ODU but I'm not sure.
>>70145963
you gotta sign up on some app or something
>>70146297
You delivered, you may be excused.
>>70146297
>mfw 12 year old's on /pol/
>>70145868
Go to sleep so you can be well rested to work and provide maximum taxes for more Muslims ;^)
>>70146297
underage ban
>>70146463
>>70146447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberphonia
>>70146297
The guy you are talking to sounds depressed as fuck. It's sad.
>>70146297
lmao his dad walked in on him talking to you or something
Which app should i use to record?
>>70146351
what app?
>>70146297
>the voice
how old be ya ma niqqa?
>>70146585
http://vocaroo.com/
>>70146297
>found the sissy
someone make a new thread
>>70146447
I know mate I could feel my balls shriveling hearing this little kids voice
New bread when?
>>70146582
Thats the life of a sven
>>70146297
post boipussi
>>70137737
>So the Swedes have their own telephone number where you can call and connect to a random Swedish telephone.
what the actual fuck lol
>>70146322
Ah, well. You do you boo boo.
>>70137737
pls call me too
>>70146297
Fuckboy alert. Are you cute?
Jesus Christ I can't wait until 2018 for SD to cuck our entire parliament
>>70146297
right in the feels
>>70146297
Post boypussy?
>>70146623
Isn't there i can record directly from my phone? my mic is pretty shit
>>70146297
Seems like he has experienced the problems first hand. The cucks in the other vocaroo clips lives in middle class swedish enclaves and will therefore never experience any problems themselves.
>tfw live in an enclave and is redpilled
>>70146792
It's not just any swedish number, you have to sign up to be part of the service, it's just a fun way to hear from people halfway across the world or share ideas, usually.
>>70147253
How do you sign up?
>>70146297
>I browse slash pol
>slash pol
Literally a plebbit fag detected
>>70147253
ma sven
>>70147007
>implying there will be enough swedes left by that time
>>70147198
Idk, search for an app at googleplay, use the buildin voice recorder, open the webpage with our phones browser... ios or android?
>>70147007
They are either Roaches looking for a little ficki fcki or Syrians looking for some cucks to adopt them
Tell them to stay where the fuck they are
>>70147315
The website
>>70147360
What's wrong with saying slash pol? Heresy?
New thread when?
I just got the shittest fucking troll. Whoever invited /b/; why?
>>70146297
>calls to troll a Swede
>he's already dead on the inside
I don't know how to feel about this one lads.
>>70145089
>expecting autistic finns to dare to make a call
You'll die of old age before it happens.
>>70147253
>it's just a fun way to hear from people halfway across the world
Why don't you just walk outside your doors and strike up a conversation with the first sandnigger you meet?
>>70147563
cucked yet again?
>>70147533
Seriously now, how old are you? Be honest at this one.
>>70147563
moot did ya dingus
>>70147315
Appen heter The Swedish Number och jag hittade den på google play. Är hemma hos min cuckade familj just nu så jag kommer inte själv att registrera.
Does anybody know a service we can use to just chat to other /pol/acks online?
Why just Sweden
Pic not related
>>70147563
thats an excellent idea, I'll do it..
>>70146297
I fucking knew it was an autistic /pol/ack before you asked him.
>>70147694
FYI
cu.ck på svenska är Hanrej
jur mer du vet ;)
>>70147707
Yeah it's here
>>>/pol/
>>70147533
post b.o.i.p.u.s.s.y. and go back to "slash" reddit
>>>/b/677993323
>>>/b/677993323
>>>/b/677993323
Someone already posted about the Swedish Number
spam it niggers
>>70147782
Cheers mate you're hilarious
I mean voice chat
>>70147762
hey Swede, make a new thread.
New bread:
>>70147865
>>70147865
>>70147865
>>70147533
>What's wrong with saying slash pol?
:^)
>>70147912
Nej
