So the Swedes have their own telephone number where you can call and connect to a random Swedish telephone. I see no way this could go wrong.
FOR THE COST OF A LOCAL CALL:
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES (INTL. RATE):
+46771793336
Post stories here.
>>70147865
first
>>>/b/677993323
>>>/b/677993323
>>>/b/677993323
LET THEM KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>70148092
first is worst, second is best, third is the one with the hairy chest
bitch
>>70148092
fuckin cunt m8,
I swear on me mum, I'll knock your fucking teeth out
>>70147405
>Idk, search for an app at googleplay, use the buildin voice recorder, open the webpage with our phones browser... ios or android?
android
>>70148130
Why do you need to get the fucking 12 year olds involved?
>>70148284
you need to be 18 to browse /b/, It's also an adult board
>>70148397
>breaked
>>70148357
Jesus, stop Sven
>>678010558
nothing goin on there
>>70148539
totally unrealistic, the monkey doesn´t even rape her
>>70148539
Hehe :^)
got connected with random qt, said she was 20, at a bar, talked for a bit, that was fun
WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY NON ENGLISH SPEAKING TURKS CALLING ME
>>70148734
It's a monkey not a nog or muzzy
Are you calling poor swedes in the middle of the night?
POSTING MY MAGNUM OPUS
ITS LONG BUT WORTH IT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>>70148734
m8 it is a monkey, not a nigger
>>70148284
This guy knows what's up. And you're not even the one who has to deal with the kiddies.
On of the kids tried to pull a duke nukem on me, and then resorted to the shittest trolling I've ever seen when I called him out on it.
I just want to talk to some /pol/acks )':
>>70148539
Did they actually shave and color an orangutang black so it would look like a chimp because an actual chimp would rip her hands and face off because they're so fucking aggressive?
>>70148892
Hey Håkan XD
>>70148539
>the chimp's face
fucking priceless
>>70147865
define local call, is it free or not free, my phone bill rapes me enough.
So... Why did Sweden do this to itself?
>>70149076
Whatever your carrier charges for phone calls
>>70148539
A more fitting filename would be "swedish bathhouse" or something along those lines.
>>70148913
TYRONE best man on earth.
>>70149076
If you're in the US and your plan doesn't cover international calls it will cost you around $2 per min
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
Picture is of Swedens increase of rape, it is government statistics, if somebody say the numbers arent true say they are from
"Brottsforebyggande radet"
( The crime prevention council )
good stuff happens at the end
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
>>70148913
>new swedes
>to many blondes so we had to import some non blondes
>gay
fucking hell
>>70149205
clear my confusion http://www.t-mobile.com/optional-services/international-calling-talktext-countries.html?icid=WMM_TM_STTSDSC10_CQ6Q3EO6DD3637
is this free or not
>>70149242
Come on you only need to touch a girl in Sweden for it to be considered rape
>>70149429
free
>>70148888
They all want to talk to Helga not some /pol/ fag.
>>70149010
Depending on which species it was some of them have very dark red hair. It looked like a young male so it is possible he would have lightened with age.
>>70149242
Rapes haven't actually increased as much as the graph shows tho, it's just that bumping into a woman on the dance floor counts as rape these days. Actual rapes are still done by muslims tho.
>>70149242
You should know that rape law was changed somewhere in 2005 or so, so basically every time a sweaty muslim is looking at a blonde swede woman, it's counted towards the rape statistics.
As much as I'd like it to be true, Sweden isn't quite the rape capital of the world.
>>70149076
Within the country. All of those number have their international country code in them.
>>70148913
>DONT DO DRUGS
>DRINKS ALOCOHOL
>GAY
>STUPID AF
![Screenshot_2016-04-06-23-41-45[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/V7JAxno.png "Screenshot_2016-04-06-23-41-45[1].png")
I'm waiting for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
it's a long one boys
>>70149092
> So... Why did Sweden do this to itself?
Jews tell them to do so m8. Not doing it would be racist desu.
...
>2016
>not dressing your son like a girl
Literally Hitler. Don't be surprised if in the end he grows up to be straight and sheit.
>>70149679
>>70149638
>>70149432
Who cares? These statistics are a very useful redpilling tool.
>>70148539
What fucking movie is this anyways?
>>70148889
>>70148985
How can you tell the difference?
>>70149827
XDD
>gay
>transgender
>jew
>woman
nice one
jewish part best part
>>70149752
So just your typical ordinary Swede
God I should have topped up my Phone today I would definitely call but then again I have no life so why do I need credit on my phone
>>70149827
Excellent post Giorgios
>>70148913
Based Tyrone
>>70148913
>fag swede
Color me surprised
WE NEED TO GET BASED TYRONE FROM YOUTUBE TO CALL US!!!!!!!!!!1
>>70148913
>gay
>swedish
can't make this shit up
>>70149910
If you have to redpill someone on false pretenses doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose? Isn't redpill all about seeing the truth
>>70149970
I am not a veterinarian so I ain't sure. But according to what I heard, monkeys are much more advanced.
>>70149910
>Who cares? These statistics are a very useful redpilling tool.
Bullshit. If you knowingly suppress critical details to push whatever viewpoint, you make yourself horrifically vulnerable to legitimate attacks. You allow your cause to be compromised and ridiculed.
Don't spout shit, it's quite simple. And if you have no other means of promoting your cause than a bunch of shitty barplots, at least make sure that
a) the data is right
b) the data is put into the right context
>>70149242
>Brottsforebyggande rade
>implying I can pronounce that
>>70149827
>that early yeah
Very American my Greek friend.
>>70148913
I want to believe that Swede is baiting but I just know he isn't
>>70149303
hahaha kek good one my sly friend, very entertaining.
>>70148147
Hi, hairy chest bitch.
>>70149965
Just casually interested eh?
>>70149827
Underrated!
still no calls
>>70149827
>I'm interested in becoming a Syrian refugee
Lel
>>70150413
KANGZ
>>70150325
its not about facts and honesty its about emotional impact
you learn the truth through your own research and curosity but the only way to spread the truth is using emotional manipulation
>>70149303
LEL
10/10
>>70149827
αχαχαχαχαχα
>>70150501
>feelz before realz
>>70149303
Well done. Let's meet up and fuck, I'm from jersey
>>70150209
False pretenses? Do you not think the media and politicians are keeping people blue pilled under false pretenses then? Why fight fair against somebody who obviously doesn't. Sweden has a muslim rape problem no? Look at that graph, it is skyrocketing long before the changes to the rape laws.
>>70147865
Here is links to some domestic alternative media:
friatider.se
avpixlat.info
motgift.nu
>>70150402
>>70150572
>>70150643
thanks boys, these (you)s really made it worth posting it.
>>70149303
"HE DIDNT DIE"
"WE KILL HIM"
topp kek min vän toppaste av keken
We need some real southern boys that now good dialect to really fuck with them
>tfw my mic is broken
Fuck this would be great
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
Someone from otherchan posted this
>>70149303
That guy was pretty stupid actually.
It's pretty common with middle aged middle-class swedes. They sit comfortably in thier homes, and live in a fantasy world where they just sway with the waves of liberal bullshit.
>>70150501
Ah yes. Manipulative claims.
And that's how you discredit a cause.
'Liars'. That's all they have to point out.
>>70149910
Fuck you, and fuck your lies. You subhuman piece of shit.
>>70149638
Norway has the same reporting rules and nowhere near as many rapes.
>>70149303
>I'm a gay Jewish transgender woman *under breath* and also a pedophile
Best one I've listened to 10/10
>>70149827
Fucken noice, stop being gay erick.
>>70151000
from?
>>70150426
Not in the movie I'm more interested in the actor m8
>>70151003
Who can blame them tho, If I could just sit at home and not worry about anything except whos going to win Let's Dance life would be pretty sweet
We have to bump this over at /b/ so they get shit rolling
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/678014711/
>>70151184
too late
>>70149827
>dont lie with man like with woman or a cow
top kek
>>70151051
Can't type the name because it is considered spam. 4+4chan's /pol/ has this thread too.
>>70151184
Why do they keep getting deleted?
>>70151084
Excuse me why are you using my image. I just got a duplicate image post you twat.
>>70151008
you dont stop commies without nazis senpai
>>70149303
dude are you on sedatives or just lazy to live?
nice kek though
>>70151225
not enough bumps?
>>70147865
how do i record phonecalls? I wanna go on a fucking rant
>>70151299
http://vocaroo.com/
>>70151252
Hivemind?
>>70149910
If you want to act like an SJW then sure, go aheah and lie and mislead the people. I thought, we were supposed to be better then that.
>>70151018
>>70150325
You are idiots for thinking you can beat the censorship and foul play of the Swedish media and politicians in a fair fight. They lie and cheat us daily to keep status quo. The statistics I posted are from a branch of the Swedish government and it should be used to our advantage.
See:
>>70150773
>>70151361
You just put it on speaker?
>>70148913
Based Tyrone
>>70149827
This is the brilliant. Though, I'd say you sound a bit too confident with your english.
Try to talk a bit slower and it should go away.
>>70151436
for example, or via Skype and a recording programm / the website.
>>70149827
Sabo?
Ston PAOK pezeis?
>>70147865
I use AT&T
Would this cost me any extra?
>>70148913
>Really, are there not many white people in Detroit?
He sounds excited at the concept desu
>>70151388
>If you want to act like an SJW
You are the SJW for wanting the callers to refrain from using rape statistics handed out by a bransch of the Swedish government.
I did not make those numbers up. They are legit. Also, you are a fool who wants to fight the lies and deceit by our media and politicians fairly when they do not.
Sweden has a muslim rape problem, the numbers I posted are from the government. Idiot.
>>70151626
no, just call the US number, NOW!
can canadians use the american number?
>>70151523
you mean as i am being too confident in my english for playing my Nigerian character (out of character)? Not sure what you mean
>>70151607
Sambo, mate
Can i call from Skype?
>>70148539
LMFAO!
>>70151270
>are you on sedatives?
Adderall, actually
man you guys are not clever
most of these are cringy
>and ur a piece of shit liberal xD!
really? that's what you've got? blatant vulgarity?
at least drop some redpills or make some subtle witty jokes or something
fucking hell...
>>70149827
Kek
>>70151901
yup that's how i did it. cost me 1 euro for almost 10 minutes so i am afraid i'll lose the house
>>70148913
Based Tyrone.
>tfw called tmobile and asked if this whole thing is free
>nope
> 92 dollars cause 2 dollars a minute
>tfw my aunt pays my phone bill and is a cunt school teacher
h-h-h-help
I dunno about international calls but if you have a local number you can use google hangouts to place a free phonecall
europoors
>>70151630
THIS LEL
>>70152109
>cost me 1 euro for almost 10 minutes so i am afraid i'll lose the house
Totally worth Giorgios.
>>70152237
>being on a contract
cucked
>>70152237
Call the local number you cuckold, or does it cost $2 per minute to call the American number? If so you're fucked
>>70148913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
lmao dude
>>70152237
skype
>>70151884
Yeah, It's just a small detail, but for me it felt like Sambo was too good at english.
No stopping and searching for words etc etc.
It's probably not even noticable through the phone though so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Great call anyways, keep it up!
I got a good laugh fro
>>70152446
I can only afford smoke signals
>>70152417
i explained to her about the us number routing thing if i call a us number that routes me to another country. She said that its not included my plan, so i took out my iphone since its 2 dollars a fucking minute in sweden i had to multiply everything by 2. It added up to 96.
>>70152609
Oh fuck then maybe I'm making my bill go up too so I can talk like a nigger to cucks from another country
>>70149965
Dunston Checks In
>>70152514
true. i had to sell authenticity for more conversation and to keep the back and forth. thanks though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
goddamnit are all of you swedes virgins? where all da white womyn at
>>70152914
based daler
Did a brit from here just hang up on me?
Cause that's rude.
>>70153006
of course the brit recognizes the music...
>>70153072
62%
>>70152609
How can they charge you 2 dollars a minute if you call a US number. It isnt routed in the traditional sense, it's more like the US number that you are calling is the one paying 2 dollars a minute. That call lady thought it was a normal routing
>>70151000
>So that's a no?
Lmao
>>70153072
He's Indian, you think us Brits wouldn't recognise the music of our commonwealth brothers?
>>70153072
Everyone knows Tunak though, should've gone more obscure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3G4AiUS4Dk
>>70152609
96$ is not enough
>>70149970
it didn't rape her
>>70148913
>Tyrone Brown
Kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n
>>70153006
see if you get this one
So far only fucking cucks have answered the calls, wtf, except that one /pol/ack.
>>70149965
www.imdb.com/title/tt0091415/
>>70153435
Bulgarian faggot singer ez
>>70147865
Guys my roommate just told me it cost money to make international calls, how the fuck do i call without getting billed, come on i got some good material
>>70153435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplsGX5eLLo
>>70153487
I'm sitting here waiting and the only call I've gotten was from Turkey.
>>70153553
put some money on your skype and call the international number. the rate is like 15 cents a minute
>>70153435
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n
This is perfect. More like this.
>>70148284
He doesn't want to be the only one.
>>70148357
Shut the fuck up you retard.
>>70153435
>>70153591
I knew it wasn't superior bhangra
>>70153591
isn't there a greek version of this "fotia me fotia"?
>>70149827
>ficki-ficki
I'M IN TEARS
>get's a call
>it's a turkish rapefugee that wants to come to sweden
>>70149303
HOL UP WHITE BOI
>>70153784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC
I haven't found any perfect cvcks yet but I'm trying, this was my 5th attempt.
>>70149827
holy kek
>>70154013
Yeah
Had a nice conversation with a smart lad named Andy. He pointed out his perceived problems with immigrants but rightly pointed out that you get a mixed bag because "theyre humans". Though he did say the north africans are the worst
>>70153162
Crutchpost
>>70148913
Good accent, but clearly white.
Nigger voices have a distinct timbre.
>>70154186
>tunak tunak
holy shit, is this 2010 all over again?
>paying money to talk to cucks from different countries
Figures, you are the same type of retards who pay $200 to a site to tell you if you're white or not, which is hilarious because those sites are frauds anyway.
>>70148539
nostalgia boner commenced
>>70153750
Eh i maxed out my credit card and wont be able to use until friday, there's not another way to make a free call? Fuck i wanted to get me and my bro in on this shit but he doesnt wanna spend any money
>>70154559
you know you can call the local american number right?
>>70153211
so we are paying for it im confused. if im going to get raped when my phone bill comes or am i not getting raped
>>70154448
tunak tunak is strictly paired up with The Burning Crusade
>>70154186
KEK
>>70154186
Most blue pilled swedes have hardly ever spoken to a refugee or immigrant and live in white neighborhoods.
Asking for their daughters and wife's will make them uncomfortable and shocked because the government has told them muslims are angels that can do no wrong.
The ones you talk to will find out eventually, its getting harder and harder to shield yourself from the multiculturalism here.
You are just speeding the process up a bit, good stuff.
>>70152768
actual kek
>>70154435
>Irish
>white
More vocaroos lads.
recognize the music? ; ^ )
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
So are the random numbers volunteers who put their number as available or any Swede has the possibility of getting called?
>>70148888
Enjoy your cock and quads sven
>>70154186
Tell them that you're in a ghetto area of Stockholm and use a soundboard to make it sound like gunfire in the background, tell them it's normal
Also, you're English is too good to have immigrated at any point in the last 2 years, especially to a country where English is not the official language
>>70154896
From last thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
>>70154658
I made 3 test calls that lasted around 5-7 minutes and just found out that that my plan charges me 2.50 per minute for international calls. Im also on my moms family plan to save up on money so i might've just blew off 18$ on fucking nothing
>>70151362
no you damn 757'er
>>70154186
>Finally get a call
>Answer it with "Moshi-moshi, Sweden desu~~"~
>*Hangs up*
>>70154953
KEK
>nobody has pretended to be lunar male yet
>>70155167
Thanks mate
>>70155026
You download an app and register your number, and then you can accept calls.
>>70155150
This
All lel aside I think germans would be easy to trigger. 99% of germans can't into irony. Nor can hues.
>>70150340
Brawtsführbuigande raudet
>>70154953
OY VEY
BEST SO FAR
I want to call but I don't know what to say. Should I just start spouting /pol/ memes?
>>70155292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
>>70155526
No pretend you are muslim, and ask if they have any kids and where they live
>>70155526
Ask them why we love getting raped by muslims, stuff like that. Finding out that the outside world thinks of us that way is demoralizing and mind changing to Swedes.
>>70154728
Take the multiculture to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgjHLCDzfw
>>70155526
Here's a gunshot soundboard for you: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
Play it and pretend you're in some Stockholm ghetto
>>70148913
my mane
>>70155730
Fuck, wrong copy and paste. Use this soundboard: http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Gun_Sounds
>>70155526
say that you are a Kenyan raised from 2yo in America and you migrated to Argentina but was deported back to Kenya because you were too white for Argentina. i forgot to include that in mine
>>70155597
copycat
>>70148913
This call fucking sucked! You had so many opportunities to redpill him or challenge him for being a cuck. God, you are such a faggot
CALLERS:
Demoralize the Swedes you talk to. Sweden is a small country with a superiority complex and generally Swedes care a lot about how the outside world sees us, that is why we have been trying to play the part of the tolerant good guy so long.
To make somebody red pilled you must first break him down and demoralize him. Talk about rape, ask why we are destroying our country, ask if we realize how the rest of the world views us now and so on. In swedish culture these words weigh a lot more than coming from another Swede.
>>70149827
"if you dont like gays you have nothing to do here"
/pol/ should I pretend i'm from Molenbeek and use a soundboard to make it sound like gunshots and explosions are going off?
>>70155838
I don't aim to redpill these cucks I just wanted to do we wuz kangz meme but I decided to pretend like I was black to see if he wanted the BBC
CALLERS PLEASE SEE POST:
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70149812
Is it free?
>>70155526
Tell'em you're an aspiring rapper from America and want them to give their opinion about your rhymes.
Then start reciting some moon man songs.
>>70155967
This, psyops gogogo.
>>70155182
dude i know im fucking now. My uncle is telling me i might be able to transfer over to a new plan and get the international service, before they rape me.
>>70156013
No say you're from Detroit or Chicago and be black
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou
:3
>>70154953
>I'm jewish
FUCKING BASED
>>70156082
i have been calling but i cant record on my shitty phone, i will do this, il be doing for a while so will post it in other threads too
>>70154953
this is great
>>70155967
What this guy says. Swedes still think this is the 70's and that we are seen as a role model worldwide. Break their worldview so they can piece the truth together.
Just call and ask if you can cite some verses from the Quran because you're on your mission /dawah and want to move to Sweden.
Say that they're islamophobic if they don't want to hear it
Can anyone explain to me how I can put a call on Vocaroo?
>>70151870
No leaves
>>70156229
Good! Keep up the good work!
OTHER CALLERS PLEASE SEE:
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
Alright no more spamming, have fun with ut guys and keep it up. You are doing the lords work here.
Who just called and said to kill all white people and talking about bombing Stockholm?
>>70156360
t. Sven trying to fulfill his cuckold dominatrix fetish
>>70152768
lmao
>>70148913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>Yeah. You know. HAHHH
>>70156085
Nvm. Its free for swede cucks
>>70155672
And to think at one time I wanted to go to Linkoping Uni.......they must be the most blue-pilled neighborhood in Sverige
>>70149303
If I call from US, will i get charged international
>>70156013
Pretend you're anywhere in Europe and do this. East London, Köln, Paris, Stockholm, Oslo, and most capital cities. Don't pick a v4 country.
Don't use more than one gunshot or exchange in 15 minutes of phone time.
If you do this, try to be personable but also slightly off kilter. After they hear the gun they'll ask what it was, tell them and if they ask if you're safe tell them it sounded like a shotgun so it was probably someone defending from a home invader.
Obviously this is illegal in most of Europe, so make sure you let them know the police will not come.
Say also that you came to this country to escape this kind of violence but that your home country was better (unless your supposed home country is Somalia or Iraq) or that the city is beginning to look like your hometown of Mogadishu.
>>70156721
not if you call the US number
>>70148913
DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS CHUCK?
Take away the H and...
>>70156721
My sources say no
>>70156675
i'm studying there and i'm not bluepilled
>>70156505
Trust me, foreigners telling Swedes we are ruining our country is an effective red pill. Cucks need to be demoralized to change their point of view, they need to have their sense of moral superiority ripped from them and be told that the rest of the world are laughing at us, not admiring us for doing this to our country.
The Swedish identity is largely built upon that the rest of the world consider us as some kind of moral super power.
http://trumpsoundboard.com
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/trump
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/trump/2
>>70156360
>>70156505
>fulfill his cuckold dominatrix fetish
sounds good to me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
>>70156505
Fuck off he's doing what he should be doing.
>>70154953
I haven't heard that song in so long. Nice memes, friend.
>>70155967
I called a guy and talked about your glorious history and great tolerance. Settling in Sweden this summer thx guys i love liberal governments
>>70156721
>>70149827
>My name is Sambo
Didn't record my call but:
>Be me
>Pretend i'm from East London
>Talk about how migrants are driving the rent down
>Tell them one of my migrant neighbors was arrested
>Tell them to listen to moonman
>>70149827
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
>Sambo
