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So the Swedes have their own telephone number where you can call and connect to a random Swedish telephone. I see no way this could go wrong.

FOR THE COST OF A LOCAL CALL:
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266

ALL OTHER COUNTRIES (INTL. RATE):
+46771793336

Post stories here.
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>>70147865
first
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>>>/b/677993323

>>>/b/677993323

>>>/b/677993323


LET THEM KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
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>>70148092
first is worst, second is best, third is the one with the hairy chest

bitch
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>>70148092
fuckin cunt m8,
I swear on me mum, I'll knock your fucking teeth out
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>>70147405
>Idk, search for an app at googleplay, use the buildin voice recorder, open the webpage with our phones browser... ios or android?

android
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>>70148130

Why do you need to get the fucking 12 year olds involved?
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>>70148284
you need to be 18 to browse /b/, It's also an adult board
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>>70148397
>breaked
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>>70148357

Jesus, stop Sven
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>>678010558
nothing goin on there
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>>70148539
totally unrealistic, the monkey doesn´t even rape her
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>>70148539

Hehe :^)
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got connected with random qt, said she was 20, at a bar, talked for a bit, that was fun
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WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY NON ENGLISH SPEAKING TURKS CALLING ME
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>>70148734
It's a monkey not a nog or muzzy
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Are you calling poor swedes in the middle of the night?
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POSTING MY MAGNUM OPUS
ITS LONG BUT WORTH IT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
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>>70148734
m8 it is a monkey, not a nigger
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>>70148284
This guy knows what's up. And you're not even the one who has to deal with the kiddies.

On of the kids tried to pull a duke nukem on me, and then resorted to the shittest trolling I've ever seen when I called him out on it.

I just want to talk to some /pol/acks )':
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>>70148539
Did they actually shave and color an orangutang black so it would look like a chimp because an actual chimp would rip her hands and face off because they're so fucking aggressive?
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>>70148892
Hey HĂĄkan XD
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>>70148539
>the chimp's face
fucking priceless
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>>70147865
define local call, is it free or not free, my phone bill rapes me enough.
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So... Why did Sweden do this to itself?
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>>70149076
Whatever your carrier charges for phone calls
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>>70148539
A more fitting filename would be "swedish bathhouse" or something along those lines.
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>>70148913
TYRONE best man on earth.
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>>70149076
If you're in the US and your plan doesn't cover international calls it will cost you around $2 per min
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RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS
RAPE STATISTICS FOR CALLERS

Picture is of Swedens increase of rape, it is government statistics, if somebody say the numbers arent true say they are from
"Brottsforebyggande radet"
( The crime prevention council )
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good stuff happens at the end

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
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>>70148913

>new swedes

>to many blondes so we had to import some non blondes

>gay

fucking hell
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>>70149205
clear my confusion http://www.t-mobile.com/optional-services/international-calling-talktext-countries.html?icid=WMM_TM_STTSDSC10_CQ6Q3EO6DD3637

is this free or not
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>>70149242

Come on you only need to touch a girl in Sweden for it to be considered rape
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>>70149429
free
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>>70148888
They all want to talk to Helga not some /pol/ fag.
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>>70149010
Depending on which species it was some of them have very dark red hair. It looked like a young male so it is possible he would have lightened with age.
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>>70149242
Rapes haven't actually increased as much as the graph shows tho, it's just that bumping into a woman on the dance floor counts as rape these days. Actual rapes are still done by muslims tho.
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>>70149242
You should know that rape law was changed somewhere in 2005 or so, so basically every time a sweaty muslim is looking at a blonde swede woman, it's counted towards the rape statistics.

As much as I'd like it to be true, Sweden isn't quite the rape capital of the world.
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>>70149076
Within the country. All of those number have their international country code in them.
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>>70148913
>DONT DO DRUGS
>DRINKS ALOCOHOL
>GAY
>STUPID AF
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I'm waiting for you.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl

it's a long one boys
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>>70149092
> So... Why did Sweden do this to itself?
Jews tell them to do so m8. Not doing it would be racist desu.

...

>2016
>not dressing your son like a girl

Literally Hitler. Don't be surprised if in the end he grows up to be straight and sheit.
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>>70149679
>>70149638
>>70149432

Who cares? These statistics are a very useful redpilling tool.
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>>70148913
WE
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>>70148539
What fucking movie is this anyways?
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>>70148889
>>70148985
How can you tell the difference?
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>>70149827
XDD
>gay
>transgender
>jew
>woman
nice one

jewish part best part
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>>70149752


So just your typical ordinary Swede

God I should have topped up my Phone today I would definitely call but then again I have no life so why do I need credit on my phone
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>>70149827
Excellent post Giorgios
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>>70148913

Based Tyrone
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>>70148913
>fag swede
Color me surprised
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WE NEED TO GET BASED TYRONE FROM YOUTUBE TO CALL US!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>70148913
>gay
>swedish

can't make this shit up
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>>70149910
If you have to redpill someone on false pretenses doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose? Isn't redpill all about seeing the truth
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>>70149970
I am not a veterinarian so I ain't sure. But according to what I heard, monkeys are much more advanced.
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>>70149910
>Who cares? These statistics are a very useful redpilling tool.

Bullshit. If you knowingly suppress critical details to push whatever viewpoint, you make yourself horrifically vulnerable to legitimate attacks. You allow your cause to be compromised and ridiculed.

Don't spout shit, it's quite simple. And if you have no other means of promoting your cause than a bunch of shitty barplots, at least make sure that

a) the data is right
b) the data is put into the right context
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>>70149242
>Brottsforebyggande rade

>implying I can pronounce that
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>>70149827
>that early yeah

Very American my Greek friend.
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>>70148913
I want to believe that Swede is baiting but I just know he isn't
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>>70149303
hahaha kek good one my sly friend, very entertaining.
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>>70149950
WUZ
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>>70148147
Hi, hairy chest bitch.
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>>70149965

Just casually interested eh?
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>>70149827
Underrated!
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still no calls
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>>70149827
>I'm interested in becoming a Syrian refugee
Lel
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>>70150413
KANGZ
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>>70150325
its not about facts and honesty its about emotional impact

you learn the truth through your own research and curosity but the only way to spread the truth is using emotional manipulation
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>>70149303
LEL

10/10
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>>70149827
αχαχαχαχαχα
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>>70150501
>feelz before realz
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>>70149303
Well done. Let's meet up and fuck, I'm from jersey
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>>70150209

False pretenses? Do you not think the media and politicians are keeping people blue pilled under false pretenses then? Why fight fair against somebody who obviously doesn't. Sweden has a muslim rape problem no? Look at that graph, it is skyrocketing long before the changes to the rape laws.
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>>70147865
Here is links to some domestic alternative media:

friatider.se
avpixlat.info
motgift.nu
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>>70150402
>>70150572
>>70150643
thanks boys, these (you)s really made it worth posting it.
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>>70149303
"HE DIDNT DIE"

"WE KILL HIM"

topp kek min vän toppaste av keken
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We need some real southern boys that now good dialect to really fuck with them
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>tfw my mic is broken

Fuck this would be great
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU

Someone from otherchan posted this
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>>70149303
That guy was pretty stupid actually.
It's pretty common with middle aged middle-class swedes. They sit comfortably in thier homes, and live in a fantasy world where they just sway with the waves of liberal bullshit.
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>>70150501
Ah yes. Manipulative claims.

And that's how you discredit a cause.

'Liars'. That's all they have to point out.
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>>70149910
Fuck you, and fuck your lies. You subhuman piece of shit.
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>>70149638
Norway has the same reporting rules and nowhere near as many rapes.
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>>70149303
>I'm a gay Jewish transgender woman *under breath* and also a pedophile
Best one I've listened to 10/10
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>>70149827
Fucken noice, stop being gay erick.
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>>70151000
from?
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>>70150426
Not in the movie I'm more interested in the actor m8
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>>70151003
Who can blame them tho, If I could just sit at home and not worry about anything except whos going to win Let's Dance life would be pretty sweet
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We have to bump this over at /b/ so they get shit rolling

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/678014711/
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>>70151184
too late
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>>70149827
>dont lie with man like with woman or a cow
top kek
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>>70151051
Can't type the name because it is considered spam. 4+4chan's /pol/ has this thread too.
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>>70151184
Why do they keep getting deleted?
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>>70151084
Excuse me why are you using my image. I just got a duplicate image post you twat.
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>>70151008
you dont stop commies without nazis senpai
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>>70149303
dude are you on sedatives or just lazy to live?
nice kek though
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>>70151225
not enough bumps?
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>>70147865
how do i record phonecalls? I wanna go on a fucking rant
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>>70151299
http://vocaroo.com/
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>>70151252
Hivemind?
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>>70149910
If you want to act like an SJW then sure, go aheah and lie and mislead the people. I thought, we were supposed to be better then that.
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>>70151018
>>70150325

You are idiots for thinking you can beat the censorship and foul play of the Swedish media and politicians in a fair fight. They lie and cheat us daily to keep status quo. The statistics I posted are from a branch of the Swedish government and it should be used to our advantage.


See:
>>70150773
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>>70151361
You just put it on speaker?
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>>70148913
Based Tyrone
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>>70149827
This is the brilliant. Though, I'd say you sound a bit too confident with your english.
Try to talk a bit slower and it should go away.
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>>70151436
for example, or via Skype and a recording programm / the website.
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>>70149827
Sabo?
Ston PAOK pezeis?
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>>70147865
I use AT&T
Would this cost me any extra?
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>>70148913
>Really, are there not many white people in Detroit?
He sounds excited at the concept desu
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>>70151388
>If you want to act like an SJW

You are the SJW for wanting the callers to refrain from using rape statistics handed out by a bransch of the Swedish government.

I did not make those numbers up. They are legit. Also, you are a fool who wants to fight the lies and deceit by our media and politicians fairly when they do not.

Sweden has a muslim rape problem, the numbers I posted are from the government. Idiot.
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>>70151626
no, just call the US number, NOW!
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can canadians use the american number?
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>>70151523
you mean as i am being too confident in my english for playing my Nigerian character (out of character)? Not sure what you mean

>>70151607
Sambo, mate
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Can i call from Skype?
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>>70148539

LMFAO!
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>>70151270
>are you on sedatives?
Adderall, actually
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man you guys are not clever
most of these are cringy
>and ur a piece of shit liberal xD!
really? that's what you've got? blatant vulgarity?

at least drop some redpills or make some subtle witty jokes or something

fucking hell...
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>>70149827
Kek
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>>70151901
yup that's how i did it. cost me 1 euro for almost 10 minutes so i am afraid i'll lose the house
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>>70148913
Based Tyrone.
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>tfw called tmobile and asked if this whole thing is free
>nope
> 92 dollars cause 2 dollars a minute
>tfw my aunt pays my phone bill and is a cunt school teacher

h-h-h-help
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I dunno about international calls but if you have a local number you can use google hangouts to place a free phonecall

europoors
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>>70151630
THIS LEL
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>>70152109
>cost me 1 euro for almost 10 minutes so i am afraid i'll lose the house

Totally worth Giorgios.
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>>70152237
>being on a contract
cucked
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>>70152237
Call the local number you cuckold, or does it cost $2 per minute to call the American number? If so you're fucked
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>>70148913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
lmao dude
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>>70152237
skype
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>>70151884
Yeah, It's just a small detail, but for me it felt like Sambo was too good at english.
No stopping and searching for words etc etc.
It's probably not even noticable through the phone though so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Great call anyways, keep it up!
I got a good laugh fro
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>>70152446
I can only afford smoke signals
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>>70152417
i explained to her about the us number routing thing if i call a us number that routes me to another country. She said that its not included my plan, so i took out my iphone since its 2 dollars a fucking minute in sweden i had to multiply everything by 2. It added up to 96.
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>>70152609
Oh fuck then maybe I'm making my bill go up too so I can talk like a nigger to cucks from another country
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>>70149965
Dunston Checks In
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>>70152514
true. i had to sell authenticity for more conversation and to keep the back and forth. thanks though
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC

goddamnit are all of you swedes virgins? where all da white womyn at
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>>70152914
based daler
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Did a brit from here just hang up on me?
Cause that's rude.
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>>70153006
of course the brit recognizes the music...
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>>70153072

62%
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>>70152609
How can they charge you 2 dollars a minute if you call a US number. It isnt routed in the traditional sense, it's more like the US number that you are calling is the one paying 2 dollars a minute. That call lady thought it was a normal routing
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>>70151000
>So that's a no?
Lmao
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>>70153072
He's Indian, you think us Brits wouldn't recognise the music of our commonwealth brothers?
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>>70153072
Everyone knows Tunak though, should've gone more obscure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3G4AiUS4Dk
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>>70152609

96$ is not enough
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>>70149970

it didn't rape her
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>>70148913
>Tyrone Brown
Kek
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n

>>70153006
see if you get this one
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So far only fucking cucks have answered the calls, wtf, except that one /pol/ack.
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>>70149965
www.imdb.com/title/tt0091415/
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>>70153435
Bulgarian faggot singer ez
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>>70147865
Guys my roommate just told me it cost money to make international calls, how the fuck do i call without getting billed, come on i got some good material
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>>70153435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplsGX5eLLo
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>>70153487
I'm sitting here waiting and the only call I've gotten was from Turkey.
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>>70153553
put some money on your skype and call the international number. the rate is like 15 cents a minute
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>>70153435
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n

This is perfect. More like this.
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>>70148284
He doesn't want to be the only one.

>>70148357
Shut the fuck up you retard.
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>>70153435
>>70153591
I knew it wasn't superior bhangra
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>>70153591
isn't there a greek version of this "fotia me fotia"?
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>>70149827
>ficki-ficki

I'M IN TEARS
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>get's a call
>it's a turkish rapefugee that wants to come to sweden
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>>70149303
HOL UP WHITE BOI
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>>70153784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC

I haven't found any perfect cvcks yet but I'm trying, this was my 5th attempt.
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>>70149827
holy kek
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>>70154013
Yeah
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Had a nice conversation with a smart lad named Andy. He pointed out his perceived problems with immigrants but rightly pointed out that you get a mixed bag because "theyre humans". Though he did say the north africans are the worst
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>>70153162
Crutchpost
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>>70148913

Good accent, but clearly white.

Nigger voices have a distinct timbre.
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>>70154186
>tunak tunak
holy shit, is this 2010 all over again?
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>paying money to talk to cucks from different countries

Figures, you are the same type of retards who pay $200 to a site to tell you if you're white or not, which is hilarious because those sites are frauds anyway.
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>>70148539
nostalgia boner commenced
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>>70153750
Eh i maxed out my credit card and wont be able to use until friday, there's not another way to make a free call? Fuck i wanted to get me and my bro in on this shit but he doesnt wanna spend any money
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>>70154559
you know you can call the local american number right?
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>>70153211
so we are paying for it im confused. if im going to get raped when my phone bill comes or am i not getting raped
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>>70154448
tunak tunak is strictly paired up with The Burning Crusade
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>>70154186
KEK
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>>70154186

Most blue pilled swedes have hardly ever spoken to a refugee or immigrant and live in white neighborhoods.

Asking for their daughters and wife's will make them uncomfortable and shocked because the government has told them muslims are angels that can do no wrong.

The ones you talk to will find out eventually, its getting harder and harder to shield yourself from the multiculturalism here.

You are just speeding the process up a bit, good stuff.
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>>70152768
actual kek
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>>70154435
>Irish
>white
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More vocaroos lads.
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recognize the music? ; ^ )

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
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So are the random numbers volunteers who put their number as available or any Swede has the possibility of getting called?
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>>70148888
Enjoy your cock and quads sven
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>>70154186
Tell them that you're in a ghetto area of Stockholm and use a soundboard to make it sound like gunfire in the background, tell them it's normal

Also, you're English is too good to have immigrated at any point in the last 2 years, especially to a country where English is not the official language
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>>70154896
From last thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
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>>70154658
I made 3 test calls that lasted around 5-7 minutes and just found out that that my plan charges me 2.50 per minute for international calls. Im also on my moms family plan to save up on money so i might've just blew off 18$ on fucking nothing
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>>70151362
no you damn 757'er
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>>70154186
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>Finally get a call
>Answer it with "Moshi-moshi, Sweden desu~~"~
>*Hangs up*
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>>70154953
KEK
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>nobody has pretended to be lunar male yet
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>>70155167
Thanks mate
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>>70155026
You download an app and register your number, and then you can accept calls.
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>>70155150
This
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All lel aside I think germans would be easy to trigger. 99% of germans can't into irony. Nor can hues.
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>>70150340
BrawtsfĂĽhrbuigande raudet
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>>70154953
OY VEY

BEST SO FAR
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I want to call but I don't know what to say. Should I just start spouting /pol/ memes?
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>>70155292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
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>>70155526
No pretend you are muslim, and ask if they have any kids and where they live
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>>70155526

Ask them why we love getting raped by muslims, stuff like that. Finding out that the outside world thinks of us that way is demoralizing and mind changing to Swedes.
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>>70154728
Take the multiculture to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgjHLCDzfw
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>>70155526
Here's a gunshot soundboard for you: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO


Play it and pretend you're in some Stockholm ghetto
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>>70148913
my mane
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>>70155730
Fuck, wrong copy and paste. Use this soundboard: http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Gun_Sounds
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>>70155526
say that you are a Kenyan raised from 2yo in America and you migrated to Argentina but was deported back to Kenya because you were too white for Argentina. i forgot to include that in mine
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>>70155597
copycat
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>>70148913
This call fucking sucked! You had so many opportunities to redpill him or challenge him for being a cuck. God, you are such a faggot
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CALLERS:

Demoralize the Swedes you talk to. Sweden is a small country with a superiority complex and generally Swedes care a lot about how the outside world sees us, that is why we have been trying to play the part of the tolerant good guy so long.

To make somebody red pilled you must first break him down and demoralize him. Talk about rape, ask why we are destroying our country, ask if we realize how the rest of the world views us now and so on. In swedish culture these words weigh a lot more than coming from another Swede.
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>>70149827
"if you dont like gays you have nothing to do here"
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/pol/ should I pretend i'm from Molenbeek and use a soundboard to make it sound like gunshots and explosions are going off?
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>>70155838
I don't aim to redpill these cucks I just wanted to do we wuz kangz meme but I decided to pretend like I was black to see if he wanted the BBC
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CALLERS PLEASE SEE POST:

>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
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>>70149812
Is it free?
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>>70155526
Tell'em you're an aspiring rapper from America and want them to give their opinion about your rhymes.
Then start reciting some moon man songs.
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>>70155967
This, psyops gogogo.
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>>70155182
dude i know im fucking now. My uncle is telling me i might be able to transfer over to a new plan and get the international service, before they rape me.
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>>70156013
No say you're from Detroit or Chicago and be black
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZJaaYU3Ou

:3
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>>70154953
>I'm jewish

FUCKING BASED
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>>70156082
i have been calling but i cant record on my shitty phone, i will do this, il be doing for a while so will post it in other threads too
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>>70154953
this is great
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>>70155967
What this guy says. Swedes still think this is the 70's and that we are seen as a role model worldwide. Break their worldview so they can piece the truth together.
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>>70155526
>>70156013
>>70156170
>>70156170

No, do this;
>>70155967
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Just call and ask if you can cite some verses from the Quran because you're on your mission /dawah and want to move to Sweden.

Say that they're islamophobic if they don't want to hear it
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Can anyone explain to me how I can put a call on Vocaroo?
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>>70151870
No leaves
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>>70156229

Good! Keep up the good work!

OTHER CALLERS PLEASE SEE:
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967
>>70155967

Alright no more spamming, have fun with ut guys and keep it up. You are doing the lords work here.
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Who just called and said to kill all white people and talking about bombing Stockholm?
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>>70156360
t. Sven trying to fulfill his cuckold dominatrix fetish
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>>70152768

lmao
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>>70148913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>Yeah. You know. HAHHH
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>>70156085
Nvm. Its free for swede cucks
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>>70155672
And to think at one time I wanted to go to Linkoping Uni.......they must be the most blue-pilled neighborhood in Sverige
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>>70149303
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If I call from US, will i get charged international
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>>70156013
Pretend you're anywhere in Europe and do this. East London, Köln, Paris, Stockholm, Oslo, and most capital cities. Don't pick a v4 country.

Don't use more than one gunshot or exchange in 15 minutes of phone time.

If you do this, try to be personable but also slightly off kilter. After they hear the gun they'll ask what it was, tell them and if they ask if you're safe tell them it sounded like a shotgun so it was probably someone defending from a home invader.

Obviously this is illegal in most of Europe, so make sure you let them know the police will not come.

Say also that you came to this country to escape this kind of violence but that your home country was better (unless your supposed home country is Somalia or Iraq) or that the city is beginning to look like your hometown of Mogadishu.
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>>70156721
not if you call the US number
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>>70148913
DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS CHUCK?

Take away the H and...
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>>70156721
My sources say no
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>>70156675
i'm studying there and i'm not bluepilled
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>>70156505

Trust me, foreigners telling Swedes we are ruining our country is an effective red pill. Cucks need to be demoralized to change their point of view, they need to have their sense of moral superiority ripped from them and be told that the rest of the world are laughing at us, not admiring us for doing this to our country.

The Swedish identity is largely built upon that the rest of the world consider us as some kind of moral super power.
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http://trumpsoundboard.com
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/trump
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/trump/2
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>>70156360
>>70156505
>fulfill his cuckold dominatrix fetish
sounds good to me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
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>>70156721
yes >>70153553
>>70155182
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>>70156505
Fuck off he's doing what he should be doing.
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>>70154953
I haven't heard that song in so long. Nice memes, friend.
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>>70155967
I called a guy and talked about your glorious history and great tolerance. Settling in Sweden this summer thx guys i love liberal governments
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>>70156721
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>>70149827
>My name is Sambo
>>
Didn't record my call but:

>Be me
>Pretend i'm from East London
>Talk about how migrants are driving the rent down
>Tell them one of my migrant neighbors was arrested
>Tell them to listen to moonman
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>>70149827
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
>Sambo
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>>70157100

Christ you Americans are really sad and sadistic there is so much pain radiating from your voice

Cheer up lad
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>>70157707
Shut up ahmed
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>>70157100
I kekd hard. Thanks, Mr. Dubs!
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>>70157360

Nicely memed roachie.
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>>70147865
Im going to start calling tomorrow, its already a bit late to call, keep this threads up, if we can redpill an entire country through phonecalls this shit is the next step in counter propaganda. Create a pastebin with rape, economic and other relevant statistics and lets roll.
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>>70154186
>I am a Syrian refugee
>so where are you from?
>Iraq

Nice
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>>70157100
Fucking hell mate, my sides
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>>70149827
>last 2 days we crucify a gay
>hahahaha it was good fun
>he is in hell now for eternity because he has the gay

>I have to go and get a spear because we are fighting neighboring village

>my cow is my fortune. 4chan
>its name is click-click clack

Oh my fuck I literally strained my sides
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>>70149999
QUADS
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>>70157791

No its just sad mate he seems just so insecure and he's projecting it. Sadism is just a way for him to feel good about himself, to feel in control
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>>70158071

Tell me what exactly was funny about that call?
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>>70157100
Lel brutal
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>>70158171
>Sadism
>just a way for him to feel good about himself, to feel in control
oh it's much more than that. Why do you think I watch the Daily Show with John Oliver, the british "comedian" "intellectual"?
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>>70157100
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
>46
>lives with cats
dear God
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>>70149827
Hilarious. I fucking died. Thanks for the laugh.
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>>70157919
This. We need to have lots of statistics and numbers ready. Also someone needs to save all the calls that were recorded
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>>70158095
When he started clicking I lost my shit.
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>>70149827
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
My sides have left the orbit.
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>>70158389

What do you mean? Are you talking about Masochism?
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>>70149827
Personal denbt exemption to you
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>>70147865
Soo if i call the US number do i get charged or not?
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I'm a grill. I want to call a Swedecuck and record it but what should I say?

Should I pretend to have been raped by a mudslime? Don't know if I can make it believable
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>>70159067
Are you retarded ?

USA, of course you are.

You pay the price for a LOCAL call if you call the US number.
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>>70158171
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
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>>70159138
If it's a guy, pretend like you're hardcore about racemixing with Muslims and act like you want to immigrate to Sweden because you heard that all of the other white women are doing it there. Keep going on and on about how white people deserve to be bred out for being such oppressive, patriarchal shitlords. Just basically go full tumblr on him and make him feel ashamed for being a white male.
>>
>>70157100
damn hes gonna kill himself
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>>70159138
First post your tits and pls b in london
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>>70159138
It's kind of late now, it's midnight or past it I think. You should say you like BBC or make fun of their small cocks or something to make a cuck feel bad
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Does it connect to a random swede or do you have to volunteer for this?
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>>70159250

I didn't forgot that we're all dead and this is hell

Did you ever think maybe I get a kick out of making autists feel bad about themselves?
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>>70159426
>Reaffirming his cuck mindset
Seems counterproductive but also potentially hilarious.

I wanna hear one of these cucks get redpilled though.
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>>70159138
Yes, call for Captain Sweden to come and save you from mudslime rapists.
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>>70157100
Man that's sad...
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>>70159662
a random volunteer

pls call we need strayan bants on vocaroo
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>>70159715
Sweden is lost; I just want to see how cucked they truly are and have a laugh at some Swede's expense.
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>>70159239
so we pay for a local swedish call, so its 2 dollars a minute.
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>>70154953
Whats the song playing in background?
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>>70159720
this
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3 /pol/acks in a row now, keep em comming
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>>70159772
my internet isn't advanced enough to call and record at the same time
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>>70151714
>Also, you are a fool who wants to fight the lies and deceit by our media and politicians fairly when they do not

then nothing separates you from them
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>>70159921
$0.10 per minute with a $1.90 refugee tax
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If you're gonna pretend you're a muslim take some jokes from this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyE78eyFRa8
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>>70159921
Isn't it whatever your plan charges you for regular calls?
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>>70159963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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>>70159715
>>70159795
You know that the actual cuckold thing is a meme right?
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>>70147865
TFW calls made out to the US get auto flagged by the NSA.
TFW you are building your folder at the NSA database plus you browse 4chan and spout controversial racist shit all day

Good luck goys
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This shit's too expensive for me. I want to call.
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>>70150155
This
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>>70160211
Cheers mate
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>>70159138
Go light SJW dont go full on, talk to him normally then bring up something thatll lead to race and THEN inquire about his personal love life and from there mention that you usually dont date white guys because a lot of them are feminine and arent manly followed by "no offense" so he thinks youre sincere. THEN shame him for being a little beta white bitch.


That way the conversation comes off more believable.
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>>70160247
Give me your paypal and I will give you a 50.

You just have to say: I am a Good Goyim.
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>>70160215
She needs to put the meme to the test.

If the Swede agrees with her, then I'll know that they truly are a "liberated, progressive society."
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>>70160192
Yes.

Dumb burgers can't understand that it seems.

>>70159921
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>>70154953
brilliant

>>70159963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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>>70160406
This would be a great fucking deal if I had a paypal
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>>70160215
proofs?
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>>70148913
Have you ever even seen a black person before?
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>>70160814
Yes my town is half black from the waist down
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>>70160033
>then nothing separates you from them

What separates me from them is that I have no destructive agendas for our Sweden. Our country is getting ruined and you are worrying about the morals of my arguments.

Your focus is way of the mark. The media and the politicians are not playing fair, they lie to us everyday and have a platform no anti immigration opposition can compare with. You have to play with emotions and grab a hold of peoples mind just like they do if you intend to change anything. Playing nice will not get you anywhere with these people.

Fuck me. Our country is getting ruined and you are worrying about MY arguments, not how to counter the lies of those in charge. Get your priorities straight.
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>>70160704
it would be an even better deal if your PPP wasn't sky high
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>>70148913
>we have too few black people

>such as thing as too few niggers
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>>70147865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1BDVzpu7

Guys i think the Swedes raged quit
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>>70161289
Well, there's that too
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>>70160435
Sweden is indeed relatively liberal and progressive, and the ones volunteering for this stuff is extra liberal and progressive.

But it just sounded like you actually believed the actual cuckolding meme.

>>70160705
Proofs of what? That a huge number of Swedes is not cuckolds?

I am Norwegian, and women are sexually more racist than men. At least in Scandinavia. Even the hardcore leftist women. Are you black or something, do you want it to be true? Sorry buddy, blacks are still inferior everywhere in the world.
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>>70161408

Its almost 2 in the morning here.
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>>70161408
ayylmao
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>>70161573
>>70161408
kek, I wonder if I can wake anyone up to the sound of cuckold porn. "traditional Swedish breakfast"
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