So the Swedes have their own telephone number where you can call and connect to a random Swedish telephone. I see no way this could go wrong.
FOR THE COST OF A LOCAL CALL:
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES (INTL. RATE):
+46771793336
Post stories here.
>>70137737
not a single call yet what are you guys doing make some calls
should i sign up??
>>70137868
Imma call in a few. I'm busy drinking beer
>>70137907
Yes, you should. This is hilarious.
>>70137868
I'm too fucking spergy to call anyone from /pol/
Can people start vocarooing these?
>>70137907
Why not? Have a laugh troll a few people connect on a human level to some.
>>70137737
70% of calls uptill now has been from Turkey looking for Phone-Ficky...
>>70137737
>call and connect to a random Swedish telephone
Where's the point in that, I don't even speak Arabic. :(
<3 sweden
>>70137932
>>70138024
>sign up
>dont get the text with the code i need
atgwer
I wish there was a Skype cam option so I could convince QT girls to take their clothes off like on Omegle.
>>70137868
Just post your number
I'll make you cum with my deep, welsh, silky tones.
True to redpill and record it. You fucks.
>>70138208
I just came from your text alone
i just signed up, why is no one calling? get on with it
Lmfao who just called and said they were NOT from /pol/ and wanted to ask about swedish culture and just started cracking up and never got to ask? Good call man.
>>70137868
I'm calling. It's not giving me any calls. It keeps telling me too many people are calling.
>>70138208
072 160 97 44
>>70137737
Do the swedes have to apply for the database, or can the callers call even unwillnig participants too?
>>70138208
you'r too cheap to avail regular phone-ficky services...?
HAHA HOLY SHIT
>*ring ring*
>"Marhaba" (hello in Arabic)
>ask in Arabic if he speaks Swedish
>"a little" (in English)
>ask him where he lives
>Malmö
>ask if he likes it there
>says yes but it's cold, asks who I am in Arabic
>start telling him about the phone number in passable Arabic but get cut off by yelling on the other and of the line
>literally ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR, TAKBIR, ALLAHU AKBAR going on in the background
>try not to laugh
>guy hastily says "A SALAM ALAYKUM" and hangs up
Fucking hell, Sweden.
>>70138383
You gotta register
>>70138391
rare
ITT cucks call swedes and are embarrassed by their giant genitals
>call Swede
>ask him about his opinion of refugees
>says the media is blowing it out of proportion and there aren't as many people moving in as it appears to us
Is he telling the truth or is he shilling?
>>70138548
He was literally in the last thread. Lurk more
>>70138453
>>70138632
Shilling I've gotten totally different responses.
Holy fuck.
>call in
>"Hi!"
>Hi, I wanted to call because of Sweden being a big attention point in world politics. What's your opinion on the refugee situation?
>(gist) "I think that we shouldn't close borders. We are all children of the earth, and we shouldn't even have borders. We shouldn't judge people based on where they come from."
>But, the current refugee situation puts a threat not to just Sweden but to the entirety of Europe
>(literally) "Are you kidding me right now? Almost none of the refugees are actually terrorists
>5 minutes of "not all muslims jabber"
>she stops talking
>Well, alright, it was nice talking to you.
>"Yes, it was nice talking to you also. And please, please don't vote for that crazy man. I worry more about him becoming president of the US than the safety of Sweden"
>hang up
>>70138453
you called in to a zoo?
call me you FUCKS
>>70138680
He also said he lives in a small town and it's probably a lot more noticeable in bigger cities.
>>70137737
someone call the number and talk to them about Israel doing 9/11 and record it with the phone on speaker and post it on vocarooo
>>70138453
Yeah sure thing, cause some random mudslime that can't speak Swedish would just decide to sign up to a incredibly niche service that a has a couple of thusand users. You really think he has time to answer the phone while he's fucking my boyfriend?
>>70138632
The truth.
>>70138713
>you called in to a zoo?
Haven't you heard the latest news yet?
Arabic passes Finnish as the second largest native language in Sweden
>>70137115
>>70138749
That makes more sense. I mean in rural Kansas I'm sure there aren't as much mexicans as california.
>>70138713
kek
>>70138492
Then it's not as bad as it sounds like. I thought your government just gave away everyone's phone number for prank calls. At least that's what the website makes it sound like.
I suspect there'll be a lot of clickbaiting in the news world with this. It's easy to misunderstand.
What are the chances I can get a qt Swedish girl on the line?
>>70138894
that depends, do you speak Arabic?
>>70138894
0% they are too busy fucking muhammed
>tfw made a leftie scream in anger
>>70138799
Maybe the government signed him up for it? He didn't seem to have any knowledge about the service.
>>70138850
If you know someones, home address, workplace or full name you can pretty much find anyones number (Or any of the above info) just via Eniro.se
>>70138632
>>70138382
I'd call if it didn't cost $5/sec to call Yuroop
Only gotten once call so far
Someone give me questions to ask. Ill record the calls
>>70137737
>First call
nothing
>Second call
nothing
>Third call
Somebody is speaking but it was either swedish or arabic
>Fourth call
nothing
>Almost gave up but last fifth call
>Hello
>Hi (Male voice)
>What's up buddy?
>nothing what about you
>I'm fine is your wife home
>Why do you need her?
>I'm his new boyfriend can you give her the phone (chuckles)
>I told *fucked up swedish name* not to give her lovers this phone
I don't care but I don't want to hear about it atleast have fun bye
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MAYMAY
WHAT THE FUCK SVEN
>call swede
>CHEEKIBREEKICHEEKIBREEKICHEEKIBREEKICHEEKIBREEKI, i scream
>he starts blowing into the phone to make loud noises
>do not stop chants of CHEEKIBREEKI
>he hangs up
i was the victor of this battle
I heard a qt swede girl and my autism flared up and I just hanged up.
Give me confidence please /pol/
>>70138043
RARE!!;;:--+?
is the local call number free
>>70139093
I don't speak Chef.
>>70139191
OK, she was likely Muslim. Better?
>>70138632
This is what all of you should be doing.
Record, compile and achieve for posterity.
>>70139215
Depends on your phone plan. But typically yes.
>>70139215
because it is a us maryland number. It says it lowers it down to a local call.
>>70139191
I didnt ask for this feel
>>70139191
>British
>Of course he's an asshat and a cuck
Wake me up /pol/, press B
Please Press B
I think I'm Dead, but I can't wake up
I can't tell if this is a cartoon where every stereotype is reality or some sort of hell
>>70139311
i have all over the usa free. So will it be free
>>70139148
KEKSWEDES
>>70139148
Memes manifest themselves into reality
>>70138704
this why we need trump
>>70139219
filename
>*ring ring*
>phone picks up, total silence
>"Hallå?"
>...
>SUKA SUKA SUKA SUKA YEBAT TVOYU MAT BLYAT
>*click*
WTF? Why is there an autistic Russian in Sweden?
RECORD YOUR CALLS FAGGOTS
>>70139495
shut up u cuck
>>70138156
Yea swedeish girls love niggers and asians.
>>70139364
please tell me it is i already spent 30 minutes on this.
>>70139364
Yes. If not then I fucked up too bUT I called because I was confident it was free. Worse comes to worse if you get charged call your phone company and say "why the fuck would I call sweden I have no muslim friends or family" and demand a refund. It will work. I have gotten mistaken bills and all I had to do was call.
>>70139495
>t. Alberto Barbosa
good idea, though
>>70139558
thanks bro
>>70139148
Haha i was jk
Ok. As an American, what do I need to do to talk to any Swedes? I just want to talk to new people. I don't want my number to be tracked down.
>>70138632
A fucking million new non-swedes the last 15 years.
160k just last year.
He's a cuck.
>>70139191
What number did you call because the number isnt working for me?
i made a thread on /b/ telling people to call and ask for battletoads
hopefully it goes well
>>70139649
Dont worry it wont happen
>>70139552
you'd need a plan that has all international calls free, if you have all over the united states free, but not international you're fucked
>>70139148
Probably a stockholmare.
>>70139658
local number: +442038089899
using that 1 month trial on skype.
>>70139550
I don't think anyone like Asian men only ugly bitches that watch too much anime. Asian women don't like asian men. They are the most sexually unsatisfied women. 3 inches of steel is 4 inches too little
>>70139552
Don't get a heart attack once the phone bill comes
>>70139688
>not posting the link so we all can bump it
step it up senpai
Record your calls you fucks.
>>70139597
No problem. Gas the kikes race war now
Called someone, got a very nice woman, it was her first call. Learned how to say cheers I. Swedish.
>tfw no swedish gf.
>>70139688
And by well you mean:
They are gonna act like a bunch of kids, rabble absolute nonsense or scrape togheter stories where they can't hold back their laugh for more than 23 seconds.
Either way though; They're probably gonna spam the shit out of the place with incoherent bullshit until lines (hopefully) have to close down
told some american sounding girl i was lonely
we both laughed
>>70139688
>no link
fukayu fuccboi
>>70138356
YOOO that was me, I just finished callign a Swede pretending to be an Israeli and asked him to have his wife blanda up with a nice black boy
>>70139696
oh fuck my asshole but it says local for freeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im gonna get murdered reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70139694
As an American, which number do I call for the random swede call? I have T-mobile.
>>70140033
Haha good call man it was fun.
Someone give me something to piss these people off!!
>>70140014
>>>/b/677998655
>>70139650
Ho-lee fucking shit. Sauce on pic?
>>70140186
https://morklaggning.wordpress.com/2016/04/05/argument-for-ett-notskal/
>>70140097
Fuck, and I was gonna ask you about why out of all Swedish meals is black cocks your favorite
>>70140052
yeah, local doesn't mean international.
The Swedish national police chief, Dan Eliasson, said during a panel discussion recently that he is "surprised how bad it is" and that he "can not guarantee the safety" of residents in parts of Sweden anymore.
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2498/swedish-national-police-chief-can-not-guarantee-the-safety-of-the-swedish-people-anymore.html#.VwKldqvMf9M.twitter
>They have cucked themselves to death
>>70140285
Damn, I was hoping for some more normal conversations but you do you man
>>70140253
Thank you sven.
>>70140313
if i remember correctly the police is understaffed and underpaid, which means that there will be disorder eventually.
>>70140186
Swedens redpilled reddit
>>70139148
He was from /pol/.
>>70140313
Good
Let anarchy reign. Stupid fuckers deserve to live in a somalia like shithole
>>70139202
You must be new
>>70137737
HORRY SHEET DO THIS
>jag ar calling from the swedish aliiance
>are u currently taking in "rapefugges"
-wat
>RAPEFUGGES YOU TAKE IN RAPFEUGGES YES NO
>cant even get literally whos to call me
time to end it
Dude...it's hard to piss these people off!
>>70138813
not for my swedish employees. No shit
They left for jobs and a society where niggers are approached only by drunks for drugs. They dont mind it.
Norway the better way
talked to 6 swedes already, all love muslims wtf is wrong with you faggots
If your trying to mock sweden and the people who answered you better record the calls. I dont believe
>everyone spoke arabic lmao
>he was a KEK
>>70137737
does CANADERP fall under USA code?
>>70141097
>get call on real cell
>YOU LIKE MUSLIMS OMFG
>>70138453
MADE MY DAY
>>70141097
record it burgerman
>>70140999
>some swedes want to get calls, yet they can't
cucked
>some others want to stop getting calls, yet they can't
cucked again
No matter what are the initial conditions, Sweden always ends cucked.
>>70141097
I get put through to the swedish number default message, then get transferred through to the tourism board.
How are you guys doing this?
Just talked to a nice lady - Christian, thinks that Sweden is taking in too many refugees, and they reap the consequences. Thinks we shouldn't judge people.
>>70141314
int nr, i use skype
Im gonna do this on friday, its gonna be fun. JAVLA
>>70141314
You really think everyone here on /pol/ just happens to get connected to some random swedes speaking Arabic, fucking their boyfriend, prepping the bull and all the other memes?
I've been waiting for someone to call for 40min
>>70141293
atleast i dont speak spanish
LMAO SPAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>first call
me: hello
muslim dude: (arabic garbage)
me: allahu ackbar :)
muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR HARRBIJAJAHALALBOMANSALEMAHH
>second call
sven: alloo?
me: hi this is takbir i am calling to let you know your mother has been assaulted
sven: oh no thats horrible im so sorry
me: *hangs up*
he actually apologized when i said his mother got fucking assaulted
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN?!
how can I call?
>>70141571
Don't you have some bulls to prep, Sven?
Fug i called two people and talked for about 2 minutes, am i in big trouble
I wanna call someone from /pol/. ESPECIALLY A swede!
Are you guys aspies?
>Hey
>Hey
>Are you calling from the US?
>Who is this?
>My name is Christopher
>Okay
>He hangs up
??????
>>70141603
No memes, only
RECORD
E
C
O
R
D
>tfw want to call a random swede but I dont know what i'd talk to them about
>>70141724
probably wasn't expecting anyone to answer
>>70141701
if you're black you will be on sweden's potential immigrant list
>>70140999
You got trips, anon. There's a reason to live for another week, at least.
>>70141724
God that is like omegle but in real life.
>>70141626
use a phone
>>70141626
Use the USA number
>>70141843
thanks america dont let shillary win
>>70141839
I mean I did an international call, will like two calls that barely lasted five minutes be a lot of money?
>>70141830
I'm still waiting for someone to call, we can talk about whatever bro
>>70141961
Wish I could connect directly to a swedish /pol/ack like you instead of some rando swede
>>70141830
>>tfw want to call a random swede but I dont know what i'd talk to them about
Ask them if they see any bombs, or guns.
Great icebreaker.
>>70141961
I talked to a girl for an hour then she told me she was Arabic and I told her to hang up.
>>70141961
Would call but don't feel like paying out the ass for it
>>70142099
Goddammit now I wanna just ask them "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
>>70141948
I'd pay about 15p/minute so it'll be maybe 20/30c/minute for you
>>70141830
I signed up cuz I just wanna talk to random Americans, what's it's like where they live etc
>>70142106
>arabic girl
>allowed on the phone
you're a shit liar m8
>>70142224
I want to talk to you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtb3f_NAmK0
>Talk about Feminism
>Talk about Gay Rights
Says it all really.
>>70142212
20 to 30 cents? I guess it aint bad
>>70141948
I tried to find some info for you but I couldn't find anything specific to Sweden, but just a call to Mexico from the States costs about $2 every minute without a plan for international calls, so it'd probably be ridiculously expensive
>>70141701
explain
whats the point of this faggots??
I was told there was gonna be calls where are all the calls mang
How do middle-eastern and african immigrants feel about the border question in sweden?
>>70141948
>+13012760600
if you dialed this number its routed through maryland so only if you dont have long distance youre fine
>>70142378
Well I checked, good thing I only talked for a about 3 minutes in total.
>>70137737
>Brazil +556135500700
why
>>70142314
a-anon... ö//ö"
Me too. You and me brother!!
>>70142467
I'm confused, I used that number from New York so will it rack up my phone bill?
>>70142467
so it is free its just routed through another state, and it transfers me through a phone app on swedes phones. Ok i guess im fine
>>70138208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfpf1G39DGY
>>70138453
>>70142437
I don't know many African immigrants but most Middle Eastern ones I know are either second generation or they've been here for decades, almost none of them are religious either. Most of them are for stricter border control for economic reason, the majority white swedes I know feel pretty much the same. I don't know anyone that is against immigration for racist / cultural or security reasons.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
boring but will post more
>mfw want to post recordings
>mfw effeminate voice
>>70142432
This
Where all the hairy turk wimmin at
Now its just rerouting me to a voicemail for that actual tourist office, what do?
>>70142868
pls do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BASED ANON NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME GOOD MATERIAL
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
>>70142868
>why is your country getting raped by muslims
I'm fucking dying.
>>70142522
I'M A ((((GRIL)))), YOU FAG.
>>70142610
only if you dont have a long distance plan. most people have plans with long distance included
Toasting in epic bread
>>70142868
>Why are you letting your country get raped by muslims
>>70142868
MY SIDES
>>70142868
>Yeah it is
>N- No :(
>>70142868
"Do you like muslims"
"I like good people"
"So that's a no?"
BASED AF
"Did they rape your wife"
lmao legendary xD
>>70143079
>So do you like muslims
>>I like good people
>So you don't like muslims.
>>70143064
Pretty sure I dont since it costs me money to call long distance, but at least I only talked for 3 minutes unlike the fucktard who talked half an hour
>>70137737
Are you guys still calling? I'm thinking of registering.
>>70142868
>yeah it is
>>70142868
lmao great
>>70142868
>I like the good people
>So that's a no?
kek
>>70143046
pls b in
L O N D O N
>>70143294
He sounded so fucking smug when he went on about the multicultural thing. It sounded like he was trying not to laugh.
>>70142868
Did you watch, Sven?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HPfmgCvcu
>>70142868
>It's a good country
...and then he just hung up.
What a rude asshole. :(
hydraulic press?
>>70142868
>please don't bully imm watching football
top cuck/kek
>>70143548
kek
>>70143548
LMAO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03OwVKQ4eqU
>>70142868
>that Swede trying feebly to deny reality
>>70138548
> bangladesh
> rare
>>70143046
Omg no waaay
Which state? So i can do my research and prepare for an interesting and fun convo
>>70143548
You're doing Allahs' work, anon
>>70143548
noice
>>70143548
So shit it was funny
>>70143548
>"You will soon learn the teachings of Allah. KALALLLALALALALLALA!"
You glorious faggot, you owe me a new pair of sides.
>>70138453
>SALAM ALAYKUM
how the fuk u know arabic bro?
>>70143692
tybased america
Come on, you faggots! Call!
>>70142868
Surely Swedish people can't be this autistic.
>>70142868
GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE!
>only one with brain and recorded the conversation!
>>70143548
>>70143548
Good work
>>70143880
I don't have a mic
>>70143548
kek
>>70143845
golgo translate
>>70143880
>Come on, you faggots! Call!
Easy there, tiger!
>>70137737
What if they just redirect you to people who have the right opinions? seems alot of swedes here have gotten no calls.
I would not put it above them to say you are directed to random swedes and then just connect you to a approved list of pc cucks.
heres a good one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
>>70143548
Will Sweden ever recover from this one?
I will remember you akmhed
I hope that the nukes don't kill you.
To the anon who just called me, you literally made my day.
>>70144090
The longer the better
>>70144090
YOU BETTER VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU KEK
>>70143719
I am from Virginia.
proof I'm grill:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13hoPLaoPVh
>>70143548
>>70144240
voice changer
also here
(You)
>>70143548
Beautiful
>>70144240
Fuck off
me: salam alaykum my brother
arab swede: hello?
me: salam alaykum
arab swede: ...alaykum salam, who is talking?
me: allahu akbar!
arab swede: hahahaha who is talking
me: ALLAHU AKBAR
>>70144240
pls be my gf
>>70141554
Why is no one calling?
CALL ME NOW.
>>70144313
I swear it's not!
>>70144090
"Are you an immigrant?"
"No"
"Where are you from"
I apologize on this cuc-ks behalf for our retardness
>>70144090
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
8 inches of American heritage.
Impressive.
>>70144090
Sounds like you talked to some expat out there. I heard no typical swedish accent.
>>70144357
Why, are you of the gay?
>>70144240
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>70141830
Mention denmark. And most probably if they are "swedish" as in swedish, and not kebab. Listen for the "Danskjävlar".
>>70144090
Poor Sven.
>>70144373
epic
>>70142868
kek
Btw. It's just me or vocal english is that awful to understand?
>>70141961
Post your #faggot i'll call you.
oh shit I got a grill
what do
>>70144090
he was really not prepared for that
>>70144726
>Giving my # to Mexico
Yeah, no thanks
>>70139152
underrated post
>>70144357
Leave her alone dude..
>>70138043
Bangaboys bringing the banter
Some guy just called me and I sung a nasheed with him, nice
Inshallah brother
>>70144763
''Whose cock do you prefer? Tyrone's or Muhammad's?''
>>70137737
Someone call and ask them why the UN is projecting Sweden to be third world status by 2030. Just say you read an article about it and read the report and have spoken about it with people here. Ask them what they think about that and why it's happening and what they plan on doing to stop it and fix it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
>he sings along
>>70143548
HA HA HA HA HA.
That's good. Keep pretending you are muslim, scare the fuck out of them so they get redpilled. MORE!
>no finnbro or norwaybro will call to specifically talk shit to swedes
