These posts are in every damn /pol/ thread about millennials:
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO FACEBOOK CAME OUT IN MY FIRST YEAR OF MIDDLE SCHOOL INSTEAD OF MY FIRST YEAR OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL I'M SOOOOOOOO MUCH OLDER AND WISER AND DIFFERENT
>Le the kids these days will never know muh 90s cartoons because they are retards that listen to Justin Bieber xD
>If you were le born before [insert year] your the last generation with common sense xD Like and share
>The iPhone didn't come out until I was 12, I dodged a bullet there, I didn't "grow up with" social media, my childhood was over by then!!!111 [ignoring the fact that teen years also count as "growing up", it's not all about childhood]
They're cringey and pretentious, I miss when this kind of posting was confined to Buzzfeed, Reddit, or Facebook articles.
Don't forget they blame baby boomers for their own degeneracy.
>>70014996
"Le wrong generation xD" shit is annoying of course but you don't see that too much on 4chan unless you go into literal normalfag boards.
Memes appart things are pretty fucked when you look at the so called millennals, just compare the average 20+ nu-male faggot to the average adult from up to the 50s.
>>70014996
>Joel Stein
REMINDER THAT PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s ARE CONSIDERED MILLENIALS.
>>70016018
>tfw 30
I really have nothing in common with the younger millennials AT ALL.
these are coping mechanisms for normalfags without any claim to orginality and imagination
THEY NEED to feel important, and here buzzfeed literally feed them buzz
baka
>>70015779
>but you don't see that too much on 4chan
there are daily /pol/ threads about how much better people were in the 50s
>>70016139
That's because the millenials are actually two, possibly three, generations of people collectively blamed by baby boomers for every problem that exists.
9/11 is the cutoff
If you remember life before 9/11 you are a millennial
>>70016139
technically 2000 and later aren't millennials. It's not that bad
>>70014996
Actually, it came out when I was a sophomore in college. You had ot have a .edu address to even register.
9/11 WAS 15 YEARS AGO?
FUCK I'M OLD
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD STRANGER
>>70014996
Wow have you found something new to get angry with? Congratulations.
Implying baby boomers weren't worse. Anybody remember the summer of love.
Olderthanyoufag here - you could publish this same article at any virtually point in history and it would be equally relevant.
>>70016139
Exactly. I'm 32 and on the cusp of gen x and Y (millenial) depending on whose definition you use. I have much more in common with X though especially music wise since I was just getting in to music in the early 90s.
>>70014996
>Joel Stein
>Stein
I didn't get a smartphone until last year. Glad I waited because this thing has taken over my life.
>>70016970
TIL my 60y/o mom is a millennial
>>70015157
They are right though, the boomers pretty much made the world worse than it was and the social/economic effects it had impacted upon the millennials by a shit-ton.
Millenials are shit, but the boomers are even more shit compared to them
if you didn't see russian soldiers firing AK47s above protesters' heads, you are too young to complain about millennials.
not everyone enjoyed funny cartoons in the 90s :(
>>70014996
You sound like a salty as fuck 15 year old, go listen to more Justin Bieber you iPhone-using Facebook-browsing numale cuckold faggot
>>70017210
>I'm 32 and on the cusp of gen x
Douglas Coupland was born in 1961
A generation is ~25 years
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there's no way you're part of generation X
You get Beck and Creed, not Bowie and Zeppelin.
>>70014996
You sound like a faggot.
>>70017307
You can turn the electric jew agaisnt your masters too, never has googling been easier. Atleast with my phone I can just press a word and it does a google-search. Helps sorting thru all the disinfo.
>>70017101
>millennials practice leniency with their kids
>kids turn into faggots
>tfw studies show gen z are more conservative in the whole
>gen z will be stricter with their kids
>gen z kids in my community shit on Bernie supporters and hate SJW tumblrites
I hope gen z turns out alright, otherwise we're fucked
>>70014996
Who are you quoting?
>>70014996
I listen to Justin Bieber. Love Yourself is the goat song
>>70017775
anyone who says numale is the real cuckold
>>70018297
Where are these studies
>>70014996
>>70018468
Numale low test beta cuckold fuccboi detected
94 is the master race and most enlightened of all
>>70018297
Because what I read seems to indicate otherwise
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/gen-z-bernie-sanders-answers-the-how-policy-making
>The Iowa caucuses tonight will turn on a number of factors: Will the unseasonably warm weather hold up? Which campaigns have the strongest ground game? And will turnout be closer to the lackluster result in 2004 or the record finish in 2008? For Bernie Sanders, it could also come down to whether his supporters, particularly his disproportionately young fans, turn out.
>“Well, everyone talks about the younger voter,” said David Stillman, a researcher who launched a national research project this year with his son Jonah studying young Americans, including their priorities in the coming elections.
>“Everyone just assumes they’re millennials. What we’ve uncovered is there is a whole new generation that started in 1995 – Gen Z, so the leading age is 21 … [who are] voting for the first time. So Jonah and I came down to Iowa to see what’s on their mind. What are they thinking about when it comes to politics?”
>>70018592
You're Gen Z
I have to agree because there's a generation that didn't have the internet until high school/college
and there's a generation that had their own smartphone w/internet at the age of 5
>>70018297
i'm getting confused
is gen z...when? what years of birth is gen z?
Is this right:
millenials
gen z
gen y
gen x
baby boomers
greatest generation
robber baron era
cowboy era
explorer era
<power gap>
davinci and those guys
jesus
<power gap>
caveman
They aren't all lost. My 14yro female cousin brought home a paper from school and asked me to read it to make sure it was good. It was on refugees. She basically wrote a paper completely bashing muslims. I have never once tried to talk to her about this stuff. She got an A. I was so proud.
>>70018592
anyone after 95/96 are niggerfaggots
>mfw there are people born in the 3rd millennium
>>70014996
>1950: wholesome
>1960: progressive
>1970: drugs
>1980: radical
>1990: apex of usa
>2000: man advances internet
>2010: internet owns man
>2020: dinosaurs inherit the earth
>>70019053
Agreed huge difference between someone born in 94 than someone in 95
>>70014996
check em
>>70019444
Checked
>>70019444
CHECKED
>>70018657
>Whole new generation starting in 1995
>mfw I was conceived in '95 and born in '96
>>70019444
Oh fuck, Millenials truly saving this world.
>>70019444
>>70019444
fukken checked
>>70019444
>>70019575
You're a Gen Z facebook cuck
>>70019575
I hope we can turn things around man
>>70019444
>>70015873
Every time. /pol/ is always right.
>>70019444
Checkd
>>70019053
wow fuck you cabbage-cunt.
I'm whatever '84 is. How do we save the future for our kids when the grand parents fucked it up.
>>70019779
Jokes on you, Leaf.
I don't have a facebook.
>>70018994
Millenials are gen y. Boomers are gen r
>>70019444
WITNESSED
man facebook and smartphones came out when I was 17 and they still fucked me up. I can't imagine having it in elementary school or some shit.
At least I grew up playing outside and shit, but man social media made my early adulthood so degenerate
>>70014996
Friendly reminder that when America was in its 90s, rest of the world was still 80s tier.
>>70019775
Saved as fuck. Thanks, Frenchbro.
WRF IA THIS THREAE ABOUT?
I DONT UNDERSRANS JACK SHIR OF OPS MOTIVES
>>70019444
It's called Gen Z because its the last generation
>>70014996
Baby boomers are worse
>>70018994
Gen Z is this 1995 or 6 onwards.
>>70014996
cancer is what you are
I got my first mobile phone and laptop with 14 or 15.
>mfw every 8 year old has a Iphone these days
>>70019775
So close to >>70019777
>>70020471
>tfw first laptop at 13
Porn and MMOs ruined my life
>>70014996
>bitching about muh millennials (99% of this site)
daily reminder that unless you were born before 1981, then you are a millennial
nothing anyone posts can change this, and people born before 1981 are also cancer for reasons different than millennials
I miss when the internet didnt exist.
By the time I was 18 I was a virgin, got half a handjob from a frumpy girl shortly after my first warm budweiser I snuck from my step dads fridge, never saw a woman naked in person, was drafted in the US Army, professionally murdering human beings for $0.37 an hour, homeless, and disowned by my parents.
Those were better times.
>>70019902
>I'm whatever '84 is. How do we save the future for our kids when the grand parents fucked it up.
You're pure Generation Whine&Blame.
>>70019865
Fuck that guy. You can come with the Gen Xer's. Grab a hoverboard.
>>70020018
>I can't imagine having it in elementary school or some shit.
Why, specifically?
Makes things easier? See bad shit? Open to predators?
Watch the "Trump Effect" before EA takes it off of YouTube forever!.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F082JKzJqE
>>70017382
Kek
>>70020937
Haha fuck is that you?
Hang in there gramps, with a good diet you may live to be useful in the race war.
>>70014996
it's not just millennials. they were simply provided with the tools to feed their narcissism earlier. my mom's obsessed with the facebook. we go to dinner together once a week and she would always have her nose in her phone until a couple weeks ago when i told her i feel like it's rude so she stopped. meanwhile i'm a millennial and don't even have the facebook
>>70019779
Don't be a dick. Gen Z has it's fair number of kids who are cynical of the political system and are growing tired of leftists shunning them for holding onto the traditional values taught to them by their parents.
>be 19
>don't have FB account because it's pure faggotry
>voted Trump in the Republican primary
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>70020937
screencapped & saved
>>70021670
you're a minority. something like 70% of youngsters have a negative opinion of trump. be proud though
>>70021670
You're a brainwashed Gen Zer, people like you never knew what the world was like before it went to shit
gen x'er here
get off my lawn. If i had a lawn. My tiny house sucks.
The internet didn't really take off until I was already an adult. At University we used windows 3.1. i cant imagine how hard it would be to get on a PC in the library now.. oh wait, every one has smart phones now.
>>70017135
>that gif
kek
>>70022119
My parents were baby boomers, not millennials. I have a pretty decent idea of what morals and traditions existed pre-Clinton era.
You're using a wide generalization of Gen Z and it's making you come off as a grumpy old man that's unable to accept that young people can relate to him in any sort of way.
But yes, the world had pretty much already gone to shit by the time I was born. Rock 'n roll was dead by the time I was born too.
>>70017132
Kek
>what are formative years
I'm not even entering this thread you dumb nigger
>>70014996
Op is a giant faggot
>>70014996
>Facebook came out after I finished school
Well shit.
>>70023794
>Anons here don't understand that millenials are actually anyone between 16 and 35 years old.
>Anons here don't understand that this boatd is 95% millenials.
I see some realy retarded people on here that assume "millenials" are today's 12 year olds. All millenials were born before the year 2000, not after.
Generations go in 18 year blocks.
Greatest Generation 1910-1928
Silent Generation 1929-1945
Boomers 1946-63
Gen X 1964-1980
Gen Y (millennials) 1981-1999
Gen Z 2000-2017
Pretty soon we'll witness the birth of a new generation A starting in 2018.
>>70017307
Never use that thing at all.
I was a junior in high school when facebook came out. Regardless of when the iPhone came out, I just got my first smart phone in fall 2015. I used a flip phone before then. If your year of birth is 1991 or later (I was born in 89) then you truly are retarded.
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>>70025521
Also cartoons really were better before sponge Bob came out. People like Simba became kings and banged Nalla, I just couldn't wait to be king. Meanwhile you sponge Bob fags and Drake and Josh loving fags are corrupted and turned beta by shows that eschew love interests for the main malea
>>70025047
So millennial aren't even the problem until 98 or so. I have a little sister born in 96 and she's squared away, but my brother born in 98 seems like a lost fucking sheep. He's a good kid and he follows my lead, he just seems lost on his own.
>>70021429
>B-But if you were born before the 80's you're also a millenial!
Literaly Jew tactic by millenials i.e. people born 2000 or later hence MILLENIAL.
>>70025047
>Someone being 10 in 2009 has the same experiences as someone being 10 in 1991
i know those are the proper designations,but it's completely retarded
an 18 year gap is fucking humongous now of days whereas in the 20's and 40's it would be relatively minor
>>70025968
Basically. Though my sister is 98 she seems somewhat reasonable but not interested in politics yet.
Brother on the other hand was born in 94 voted Clinton because he was registered dem and we live in a closed primary state. Fucker would have voted Rubio if registered as Republican.
>>70026454
The 18 year gap is reasonable in the sense that people usually start having kids then. I've seen weird systems that put millennials as early as 1980 and late as 2005. It's all arbitrary and it's starting to make less sense as society advances much faster technologically.
