L'il Kim has Officially Lost His Mind.
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The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has declared China an enemy. Promises a 'nuclear storm.'
>China
"“The Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea has handed down a message openly lashing out against China and commanding its people to actively confront it with a ‘nuclear storm’,” Lee explained."
http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk00100&num=13836
America might get the chance to sit this one out and we get a comfy Asian Happening.
>>69488779
Maybe he's concerned that best korea doesn't have the best east asian dick.
post a real source and not that crap
>>69488779
all talk and no moonwalk
>>69488779
>what is saber rattling?
dumb amerifat
>>69489052
quints of truth rip
>69488888
>>69488779
Absolute madman.
Maybe he's trying to get with the cool countries against China? How can Worst Korea even compete with this master strategist?
>openly threatening your only semi-friend
Does this nigger realize China is the ONLY reason they still exist?
And even then China sees NK as an extremely annoying and dangerous buffer state
>>69488779
If this is even remotely true, it's just an autistic signal to "be a bit more lenient with the inspections on the Yalu please".
Anyone who thinks North Korea will ever do anything military significant is dreaming.
>>69488906
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/wwiii-fears-kim-jong-un-7665166
http://theweek.com/speedreads/615988/north-korea-threatens-china-nuclear-storm
>>69488779
Kim Jong-Il told him not to trust the Chinese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoplzE_cs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoplzE_cs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoplzE_cs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoplzE_cs8
>>69488779
>China is the only country that puts up with North Korea
>China actually buys North Korean goods
>North Korea wants to nuke them
>>69491219
It the autism country.
>>69488779
> happening
> happineng
> happi neng
> happi engn
> happy ending
happening is codeword for happy ending
pass it on
>>69488779
>tfw Battlefield 4 becomes reality
>>69489519
You forgot Zimbabwe.
>>69492581
You mean Rhodesia
>>69488779
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE FUCKING DID IT, THE GLORIOUS BASTARD
Don't they do this every time there's a famine or similar hardship to get China to pay up? Is there any indication that a happening will actually happen this time?
>>69493355
Probably:
The Following is an approximate Translation of The policy Resolution Free drawn up by The Central Party Committee and dictated to ITS Citizens (dated March 10, 2016): Under The Superior Leadership of Our revered Supreme Commander Marshal Kim Jong Un, Our motherland has Now confidently ENTERED the ranks of nuclear states completely equipped with a hydrogen bomb and various kinds of miniaturized nuclear bombs. Utterly shocked at this, China, has rushed to take part in United Nations sanctions, worried that its dominant status in Northeast Asia will be challenged. The current political climate calls for all Party members and workers to firmly stand up against China's hostile schemes against the great Chosun (DPRK) through political, military, and economic actions in Northeast Asia. When looking back on our revolutionary history, not once has China been sincere towards us when our revolutionary efforts ran into challenges and struggles. Just as our great Suryong leaders have taught us, we must not have even the smallest fantasies about China. We must no longer go easy on the Chinese and instead deal with them on the same footing in order to change their attitude of taking us lightly. All Party members and workers, let us unite more firmly around Marshal Kim Jong Un and fight with all our might to the very end for final victory in our juche revolutionary feat, even if graver hardships and difficulties blow this way, with the deep loyalty and Our belief that the AS dear long the SO strong is with US Marshal, we will See The Always Victory! * Translated by Lee Jiyeon * Edited by Lee Farrand
Some of this could be explained by the possible approach of a new famine in North Korea. If they really are facing another "arduous march," the regime is probably close to panic. KJU probably does not have the clout to survive the turmoil that another mass starvation would bring. 3,000,000 can't die without serious repercussions this time.
>>69488779
>shits on China its last benefactor
This fat gook eyed manlet remindes me more and more of that Malaysian autist on /pol/
Military coup soon...
It's time for the yearly Best Korea chest-pounding, nothing to see here folks.
>Fat boy Kim is raging against the one thing on this fucking earth protecting it from total annihilation.
How long till Best Korea gets destroyed?
>>69492678
THE ABSOLUTE FATMAN
;~;
i think this is not bad.
it present opportunity for many to leave to China soon i think
we need China
korea will collapsed
Glorious leader overthrown by military when
>>69494009
Hory shit!
NKBro...
>>69488779
Whatever you might think of him, the dude is more korean than any other korean. Fuck china fuck the rest, best korea!
>>69493684
>World rolls their eyes as usual.
>Beijing doesn't have Early Warning Radar aimed towards Best Korea
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN does it
>It's a dud or in Hiroshima range
>Cuck Carl.jpg from the rest of the world
>/pol/ get large collective boner
>China retaliates with a strongly worded letter and sanctions
>UN bans exports of hand lotion to DPRK
mfw there will never be a happening.
>>69488779
GAME ON MOTHERFUCKERS
> Let the partitioning begin!
>>69494247
That's like calling Sweden "Best Finland."
>>69494009
Proxy?
>>69488779
the fuck is dailynk?
>heres a picture of text in a language you dont speak
anyway DPRK hates China now
>>69494446
>I am american I know nothing about history or the Korean civilization
Die faggot.
>>69494009
Can people make it by themselves into China or will they need outsiders to transport them? This assumes a power vacuum in Best Korea.
>>69494138
Stop with the rockets, Kim
>>69494446
im so down for this
>>69494009
>didn't even know they had internet levels of rare!!!
seriously, if that's not a proxy then this is news.
In every picture of him, he's got the biggest shit eating grin on his face while everybody else in the frame looks like they're seconds from death.
>>69488779
I hope China flattens North Korea.
NK is such a waste of a country and people
>>69494957
get a load of kharl korea over here
>>69493839
Damn
>you will never be a fat pimp
>>69493839
Look how many military generals there are there.
How many of them do you think have seen an actual conflict
>>69495112
She posts here all the time senpai
NK wreaks havok in China with nukes, NK is wiped off the map. Russia and US fight WW3 over annexing whats left of China.
Screencap this.
>>69494282
Who is this reproductive organ gorgon?
Maybe Kim is actually drinking their own koolaid and he thinks he can single handedly destroy an invading army by channeling the three Kims and throwing a Kim spirit bomb
>NK goes apeshit and fires nukes at SK along with China and Russia in an attempt get first strike
>all nukes get BTFO the sky with anti air
>Norks can't into Anti Air defense missiles
>China, Russia, SK and USA all proceed to curbstomp the Norks into dust
>Norks surrender within a week
>years later half is absorbed by china and other half by SK
the End :)
>>69492672
WHAT A TIME IT WAS
>>69495299
the same amount that have seen an actual grocery store
I hope Kim's little nation of brainwashed robots gets annihilated during my lifetime. I really just hate his fucking smug gook face and i want to stomp on it.
For Best Korea to turn on China definitely means the end of Best Korea.
>>69495526
Wouldn't you like to know?
>>69495634
Or they succeed and china dead best korea new samsung!
>>69488779
Time to push my crappy OC i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f4DT0jh0Vk
>>69494009
we knows it's you kim, stop playing with nuclear toys
>>69495634
Make sure you kill them all or pass legislation that they'll be considered sub-humans without proper rights for a couple generations. It'd really hurt your economy if you actually had to provide them up to code housing, healthcare, and education.
>>69495634
>>China, Russia, SK and USA all proceed to curbstomp the Norks into dust
>>Norks surrender within a week
>>years later half is absorbed by china and other half by SK
This was the rumored plan last year during Kim's April Fits. China takes 100km buffer zone that includes the worst labor camps and the entire Russian-Korean border. South Korea, US and Japan rehab rest of the North starting with Pyongyang.
It's happening this time.
>>69495523
>thinking 8 nukes is enough to defeat China
I mean you could still nuke their major cities and break country in half but that's not enough to actually defeat them.
>>69488779
A frickin' nuclear storm.
He's probably bored as fuck and sick of the peasants saying theyre hungry. Might as well be north koreas last dictator and sent sll your followers to die in an impossible to win war because the roller coaster got boring
Ah, well, guess we're getting a United Korea sooner than we thought.
Are we sure this isn't an April fools joke by Kim
>>69488779
tl:dr
Lil Kims having another bro down with someone who could easily stomp him.
>>69488779
> America instigates a boycott on North Korea which forces China into the deal.
Obama's reign truly represents the merits of a Nobel Peace prize winner.
> BRAVO OBAMA, BRAVO
>>69495985
This is good music to nuke to. Thanks, mate.
>>69496487
Nah... if we're gonna nuke koreans, do it to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhubbRugak
it fits game theory perfectly
both the koreas have more to gain by betraying their public friendships by aligning with the enemy
south korea with china and north korea with america
just like how we signed the iranian deal
>>69496580
How much of a boring piece of shit do you have to be to even know about this music
>>69495526
>reproductive organ gorgon
>>69488779
>Making enemies with the only country that is keeping everyone else from bombing you
>>69496651
Top kuk
>>69488779
>IT'S HAPPENING
>Best Korea is involved
>NOT HAPPENING
>>69496674
Sorry... I know it's not cuckstep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
Someone more for your taste.
>>69496042
Game this out for a minute.
If they could actually launch 8 nukes on missiles at once, they could attempt to hit Beijing, Guangzhou, Shanghai with two each and two for the Three Gorges Dam. If it succeeded then China would be severely hamstrung and probably collapse, along with the world economy.
Then we roflstomp Best Korea.
>>69496829
you fool
nobody will bombed Korea
nobody will bombed anybody outside of the Arab East
>>69496900
Never called it a Happening, my fellow white dude.
Just thought /pol/ would like to see the batshit get a little more batshit.
>>69488779
They have been saying this shit for decades.
Not. Going. To. Happen.
Faggot.
Have there been any online comments from Chinese sites on this? I love it when they get salty about NK.
>>69497478
They have never called China an enemy on par with America, Japan, or RoK.
Somehow these NK Kim threat threads are more annyoing than LE TRUMP STUPMED XD
>>69488779
>Reconquista part II in Europe
>Trump elected in the US
>Thanks to Trump being in charge, Putin is free to do whatever the fuck he wants in ME
>China storms Best Korea
"What a time to be alive" doesn't even begin to describe this
>>69497341
Turn up the volume on the batshit!
>>69497931
Who is the blonde Argentinian-looking girl?
>>69495634
Fuck off imperialist swine. Best Korea will have final victory!!!
TFW china has none of this shit and slaps the Norks with a few well placed raids.
The Norks go mad and actually manage to nuke a few Chinese cities.
Japan and friend America sweep in to help china rebuild. (Take the fuck over)
Japan regains the empire it deserves.
>>69494009
DO IT KIM
>>69494282
>China retaliates with a strongly worded letter and sanctions
Chinks aren't as cuck'd as the west, NK would be the world's biggest parking lot in no time.
>>69493839
Goddamn, they have some cuties in North Korea!
>>69498493
why does this website loved Japan so much
this will not happened
they do not even have a military
they cannot go to war unless dogkeepers (USA) allows this
>>69494009
Aren't you that superbly dedicated proxyfag? The one with the NK operating system and shit?
>>69494009
>inb4 lifetime sentence for that post
>>69497232
Even if they launch 8 nukes and they hit 8 perfect targets (that's already science fiction) they still have a million pissed-off soldiers with a nearly intact millitary infrastructure to deal with.
With tanks, artillery, air-domination, better infantry equipement and no concern at all with loosing soldiers.
In that situation we can only hope they stop before worst korea and that putin AND the west will leave them alone.
>>69489799
This. Their militaristic state is based on the idea that they never start an actual war.
>>69494009
Hi Kim. I hope you are enjoying our Chilean lithium in your nuclear experiments.
>>69499324
I hate those red button nip monkeys.
>>69495523
Here's a mobile screencap for you.
But methinks it US and China would pull a Fallout and we Operation Anchorage.
THEN Russia takes Canada and attempts to invade US.
>>69499324
No, they have a military. We cockblock them pretty hard, but if there's a nuclear threat, they'll probably respond.
Nips are retarded though.
>>69494009
North Koreans have an isolated national internet except for high ranking government officials
10/10 proxy
>>69495523
>>69499815
Clover is a piece of shit
>>69488779
april's fool too soon?
>>69488779
> America
> Sitting out anything with the NWO shills in charge
Yeah, right. Obama would get us involved somehow. After all anon, don't you realize the inherent foreign policy wisdom of sticking your hand in a hornet's nest?
>>69499324
Hey. Hows husband.
>>69489818
"the Real source" sounds even more retarded then what op posted
>>69491219
>China ensures that North Korea hasn't been eradicated nor will be.
They're an unofficial puppet
>Kim holds a gun to his head
>YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT
>I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PULL THE GODDAMN TRIGGER
>THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU IDIOTS
>DON'T PUSH ME
I mean, really.
>69495526
fantastic
>>69494009
RIP in RIP NKBRO! The almighty fatgookman will see you hanging from your dick for posting this. Just remember braveheart
>>69499856
i think they are not retarded
but they are just dogs
USA and China is the master of this world now
Oh god, keep telling lie long enough and you start believing in it, this is how leftist became retarded when they tried to hoax right wing into their bullshit and now Best Korea will be obliterated
>>69494009
No one here cares.
>>69501746
fucking monkey scum
i hope you will be shot
probably you are fat American scum? ?
>>69501837
No one here cares about anything that comes out of Fat Kim's mouth.
He's a 12 year old child.
>>69501746
>>69501837
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
>>69501933
more people will cared about this more than your worthless life
dumb nigger
>>69501746
>>69501837
>>69501933
>tfw this is as close to a real NK-SK war we will ever see.
>>69502008
North Koreans are quick to insult another country as "fat" yet their own leader is a walking hambeast.
>>69488779
he is literally fucking retarded, china gave him one chance to stop and he blew it, op china will either buy them or invade and make it the bloodiest battle in existence, Chinese won't just kill they will eat everyone for dinner.
>>69502050
While I expect more people to care about Fat Kim's life than my own, this is only because the entire world wants that fat bastard dead.
So yes more people "care" about him than me, but caring doesn't have to always be a nice thing.
>>69502108
NK leader is secretly fetishizing USA population kek
>>69494009
I find it hard to believe you're real.
>>69488779
I can only think that if the BS from NK is real, then they must be pulling "The Mouse That Roared" scenario. Hoping that the west will invade their country, and Marshall Plan it to Prosperity.
>>69499324
>why does this website love japan so much
well i dont know kim probably because this website was created by a weeaboo and the majority of the people here are in fact, weeaboos
also japan is best korea
>>69499858
Unless there's some funny DNS business going on.
You can always play with that stuff.
>>69502092
Pretty much true.
>>69502264
To be fair, your leader announced he planned to attack the north and NK attacked you pre-emptively, you also provoke NK with military drills and sanctions and all sorts of measures that arent needed.
NK demolished its reactors and you guys kept pissing in its cornflakes, as far as Im concerned (and Im white) I hope Seoul gets wiped out when tensions eventually boil over and all you assholes get what you deserve.
Youre putting the entire world at risk by constantly hurting and threatening North Korea, you deserve it at this point as much as they do.
>>69493839
I wanna creampie all the ladies that are wearing white
>>69502561
Come on bro whoop that fat eric cartman looking nk piece of lards ass!
>>69494009
>>69497255
>>69499324
>>69501491
>>69501837
>>69502050
i've finally witnessed the famed north korean poster
am i starting to get out of the new-fag rank ?
>>69502485
Either is proxy ran out or
He has to go report my insults about Fat Kim to his authorities and they are attempting to locate my position and being shelling South Korea.
Hopefully they shelling begins shortly.
Mr. Kim is a fat bastard.
It is April 1st today/tomorrow, by the way.
>>69502666
their pussies probably taste like chernobyl
>>69488779
north korea isnt going to do anything. china isnt going to do anything . its just standard misdirection used by the global collective so you dont realize how shit your country has become
Lil Kim is going to "peacefully pass away in his sleep due to complications for diabetes" pretty fucking soon.
Was he shielded from the outside world like his followers? Just curious.
>>69502764
i hope this will happened. USA will not have defenses ready to stop Korea in one day
your life will be gone soon
>>69502642
We also harass them with k-pop broadcasts. Don't forget that out.
Shouldn't your country finally be invaded by the USA and made into something worthwhile?
http://nypost.com/2016/03/31/kim-jong-un-weighs-nearly-300-pounds/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/south-korea-plans-devastating-blackout-7666543
South Korea developing an EMP bomb within the next 5 years
>>69488779
Just when I think Kim can't possibly say anything Kimmier, Kim keeps on talkin.'
>>69488779
Oh I'm getting comfy alright
>>69494009
>>69494102
>>69502960
i think they mean kilograms
>>69502666
Satan pls go
>>69494009
HOW
>>69502919
Yes I hope you invade too.
It would be cool to see an army made up of short guys and girls holding wooden sticks.
Please invade this morning before 8am
Fat Kim has one hour.
well i have this guys but it has nothing to do with north korea its in new jersey the locations take a look.
>>69502960
damn, he's skinny be american standards
>>69502926
>We also harass them with k-pop broadcasts. Don't forget that out.
And propaganda slogans painted on giant baloons.
>Shouldn't your country finally be invaded by the USA and made into something worthwhile?
The only reason your country is relevant is that it forms a foothold on the Chinese border if North Korea disappears. South Koreas value is because of its proximity to China.
Canadas is because of its proximity to the US.
You might as well be insulting yourself at this point, and it was an irrelevant remark anyways, I just happen to find that amusing.
>>69502919
oh look it's this faggot with a nk geospoofed proxy feigning an inability to speak english
you are truly a loser my friend
Kim, fire the missile.
End America, end the modern thing called, "civilization."
Let's start a new
>>69499858
What company runs a proxy service in North Korea?
>>69496034
>It's happening this time.
>>69502761
>believing the proxyboi
The way he types is clearly like someone with a decent command of English who intentionally fucks shit up to come across as having a Korean accent.
>>69502919
Is masturbating to anime in NK punishable by death?
say what you want but nk has the greatest nature, intact, clean, beautiful.
cant wait for usa to invade and build massive industry and pollute all the place. the world need more mc donalds and nike shops.
>>69503228
last time i visit this website a time ago
Australian and USA man find source that said it is common Koreans will made my ENglish mistakes
but it is ok
do not care
I'm going back to bed.
Hopefully the north invades soon.
It is getting kind of boring around here.
>>69503350
The only people who have access to the internet in NK are high ranking government officials and those who do research.
They dont speak like that.
Jesus he got even fatter. How is that possible.
>>69501837
Chill Kim, sheesh.
>>69503505
you're really bad at this
just gonna filter your flag you retard
>>69503517
i love you south korea, i pray for your safety.Good night.
>>69503656
ok
i think you have tea to drink and too much food to eat
you will die soon
nip nong king kong ping pong cheech and chong
>>69503525
that shop is amazing, nostalgia feelings...
>>69503781
A ching chang chong dang bang ma lang pang a lang.
>>69494009
HOW
>mfw this is all the manipulations of an internal coup
>>69495556
That's not how a spirit bomb works.
>>69503781
You're going to be the parking lot for a new Walmart soon, gook.
>>69488779
>>China
*Chyna
>>69502926
We wouldn't want to invade them. They hook us up with a shit ton of stuff, and we help them back. Canadians are literally one of, if not the best neighbors we have.
>>69504118
i will outlast you
first you will lost your foot. and then your life.
>yfw north korea will be chinese clay soon
Best korea is that nerdy guy at school/the office that everyone picks on. He keeps trying to stand up for himself but no one takes him seriously. Keeps making threats then not following up on them so people dont even take notice when he threatens anyone anymore.
Then one day he fucking snaps and shows up with an assault rifle and just goes ham.
>>69504198
Youre fucking right you wouldnt want 30 million more cuck voters that dont like Trump.
>>69504198
>Canadians are literally one of, if not the best neighbors we have.
True story: Canada once almost became part of the US. All of the details were worked out, but it all fell apart at the last minue because they insisted we take Quebec, too.
>>69504276
You got a foot fetish?
>>69504011
its so hard to know the truth about anything.
it might be true that you can shape your truth at will, just like the quantum theory "reality only exists if it is observed"
>>69502919
You'd literally have to take out NATO any other country that may be allied with us, and possibly NATO.
Good fucking luck buddy.
>>69494247
>Wanting to be the 'most' Korean
They were literally peasants and pawns of the Chinese, and sometimes the Japanese, for most of their existence. They literally are just Chinese cultural parasites, only after the Korean War has some culture begun to develop in the South.
The North doesn't have any fucking culture. It's literally just Juche Communist propaganda, 24/7
>>69504276
>North Korea doesn't have enough food to get glorious foot-removal diabetes
>>69504455
come on thats not real
i leave canada for 3 months and this is where we're at?
if this poster really is in NK, why is he using two question marks? The people who don't speak or use English, is using 2 or more question marks really an excusable reason?
>>69504559
Pretty much mostly Japanese at this point, due to all the rape and everything.
>>69488779
I wonder who really rules NK.
Anyone with half a brain knows it's not actually fat boy.
>>69503172
Literally coordinates in the United States. One in philly one outside NY one in Manhattan. Have fun tomorrow New York.
>>69495523
>He doesn't know about the time Mao dared the Americans to nuke China because it was so large, there was no way they'd be able to destroy the nation
>>69504276
hey korea bro what do you think about the glorious third reich?
>>69504608
Its real, and weve been cucked since before Harper was gone. The only reason we had him before Trudeau for that term is that the left split themselves between the insane left and the extremely insane left.
This time they merged for the insane left, we didnt just elect Weedman... we gave him a majority government (he can do whatever he wants, no opposition can stop him from passing laws or repealing old ones)
>>69504276
>You will lost your foot and then your life
Why can't it be my hand? Does it specifically have to be my foot? Honestly, I'd be down for just an ear if that's cool.
>>69504276
You'd know about that wouldn't you kim? What with all the gout you're sufferring with.
>>69504276
you're in no place to threaten anyone, you're just bitter because china is upholding its international responsibilities
it is only fitting that the country of mao zedong, the man that made your eternal president Kim il-sung his bitch even before he assumed power, should also end your ungrateful and childish government
>>69496034
It literally benefits China in no way to take in millions of the diseased, illiterate and useless people that the collapse of the DPRK would create.
It would make the current migrant crisis look like nothing in comparison. It would be the largest humanitarian crisis of all time if DPRK collapsed.
>>69492357
How did you fuck that up so badly?
This is how you do it:
>happening
>happ ening
>happy ening
>happy ending
>>69504276
Standard NK mentality: Empty threats.
Getting real tired of your shit, Kim.
China just needs to roll this doughboy already. Make themselves a nice new northern colony.
>>69494009
If you need more military hardware you know where to find us.
>>69494009
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>>69504977
I honstly think that if there is one world leader who broses /pol/ it'd definitely be him.
>>69504878
>I'd be down for an ear...
How long until revolution in NK?
It's inevitable, it will happen one day.
Mercenaries playground of destruction is slowly becoming reality.
>>69505706
Military coup, not revolution.
>>69505706
I'm anti-war but I want to see it happen right now. When it comes to it I don't think any country will defend NK. They'll be destroyed within a week.
>>69494009
we give tacos if you nuke murrica, fatty mcfatso
>>69505706
Right now
>>69505964
Most probably china will overtake and install Kim's brother as a puppet who will begin to make some changes over the course of a few decades.
>>69506178
Cuba 2.0?
Kek, if ever we needed a false flag now is the time, just a little bomb Pyongyang and the yellow men will wipe each other out
>>69505706
just a matter of time at this point, norks are nowhere near their peak levels of 1970s, they've been sliding ever more rapidly into a kind of cutthroat capitalist society they fought so hard against, I bet people there are getting disillusioned like their USSR counterparts did a quarter of century ago
without ability to export they are unable to gather enough foreign currency, their international banking channels are closed shut
without foreign currency they are unable to import most necessities that've been supporting their society with since they can't even produce shit in decent quantities any more
in short, without foreign currency they're fucked and we'll see either total collapse or increasingly desperate measures
>>69505562
Gotta do something for kicks whilst you watch your people starve I suppose
Well, it was nice knowing you Best Korea.
>>69506282
Rubro, can I expect to see NK's self-destruction in my young years (aka in the next 15 years).
>>69494138
STOP WITH THE ROCKETS KIM
>>69502642
Hey look China has come to chime in.
>>69505932
But Paco, 3/4 of your people are still here!
>>69488779
China has always been the nation that decided the fate of NK after Vietnam.
>News tomorrow
>NK attacks best korea
>backgroud of kim talking is a computer with this thread on it.
>Kim was the NK poster
>NK gets assblasyed out of existance
>mfw this thread destroyed korea
>>69506521
>RU
can't you see the little patch on my flag, alberto?
the regime could end this year, they've never faced sanctions at this scale, truly crippling and entirely self-inflicted
I guess it'll play out like USSR collapse but without any similar reforms leading up to it
>>69506827
>>NK attacks best korea
Why would Kim nuke himself?
im beginning to think NK is a MI6/CIA project to mess with china.
>how else did they build their h-bomb? (it does exist and did detonate) makes more sense than kidnapped SK or chinese nuke technicians
>NK reliant on china aid, a constant drain on economy
>NK become so desperate they threaten china w/ nuke
>pre-emptive strike by china
>world retaliates against china?
>>69503227
China-man strikes once more
>>69488779
OP, the source is probably not real.Why would Kim do that? Best Korea is stronk but c'mon.
>>69504852
Wait what the fuck? This is real? Paid for by tax money?
Im seriously asking, are you sure this isnt a George Soros Special kind of thing?
We really might need two walls
>>69506941
>NK is a MI6/CIA project
NKULTRA?
>>69488779
I'm determined the chinks are in on this, considering all the forestry camps norks have inside china
>>69506539
All countries are represented with feminine pronouns fuck knows why but that's the english language for you.
>>69502761
no you're out of the lurker rank maybe.
>>69492357
Movie?
>>69504276
I admire what NK does. Thanks for keeping the rest of us safe from USA's new world order. I feel bad for your living conditions, but its for the greater good. Dont let brainwashed amerifats and puppet korea get on your nerves senpai
>>69495526
Russian agent from the TV show Danger 5
>>69507069
Except Germany, he is an odd one.
>>69494009
we give burgers if you nuke Israel
>>69488779
My question is:
Now that South Korea abandoned Starcraft in favor of DotA and other MOBAs/ASSFAGGOTS, can they still count North Korea's Zerg rush?
USA and China need to invade NK and end their regime.
Tactical missile strikes on their nuclear locations, followed by more strikes on army bases, and a blitzkreig into the country.
Then we can unite the Koreas.
>>69499613
A nuke attack by Korea on China will cause a metric shitstorm.
Like a total metric shitstorm.
China would not be crippled, but there would be some serious diplomatic bitterness over the subsequent invasion and it will put all the developing countries on edge.
>>69506986
the source is a heavy SK shill but that doesn't mean it isn't true
any such document is intended solely for internal consumption, norks are well aware that outside of real damage that they could inflict upon SK their threats to others are very much impotent
even if they did manage to sufficiently miniaturize their nuclear weapons, their ballistic missiles are shit tier in comparison with contemporary RU or US arsenals with maneuvering MIRV warheads that stand some chance of evading basic ABM defense
>>69488779
>lil Kim is in Switzerland and living the neet life while his body double is fucking shit up
>>69506878
Sorry, slobro. But then again, everything east of Germany, Austria and Italy is basically Russia.
I hope you're right.
>>69504276
alright pyongyongyang no one is losing their feet here
except kim due to diabeetus
>>69507639
It doesn't add up though. Why would North Korea announce a assault on China,their sole supporter. Does Kim think North Korea will fall?
>>69494009
Are you Kim? It would truly rock if Kim actually posted here.
>>69490259
Whatever happened to his brother? Their were 2 boys of Kim Jong where's the other one?
>regime could end this year
So might this explain Jong Un going full retard with the nuclear missile stuff?
Because yeah, NK is basically becoming capitalist society.
>>69495526
Natasa Ristic
Sounds suspiciously like it was 1.4... Oh wait it is :DD
>>69507069
Maybe it's because governments around the world like to fuck their countries.
>>69508301
The other one apparently wasn't fit for leadership because he's rumoured to have homosexual tendencies and snuck off to Disneyland once.
>>69507553
>NKULTRA
no matey, we need NK as it is to slowly bleed china dry and keep asia de-stabilized
>>69508159
I'm guessing to keep people frightened and mobilized, they've used the same trick over and over again and it plays nicely into us vs. them mentality that's present in any cohesive society; they lost china's support when they decided to continue with their nuclear armament, in spite numerous agreements not to, that is why china has decided to take part in current sanctions
truth be told, norks were fucked over by the west in previous agreements and that just added fuel to the fire, now their bluff is called and they have no more room to manouver around it; the regime is also beyond redemption by undertaking major reforms that should've taken place some 3 decades ago, simple free flow on information would collapse them momentarily
>>69488779
Man the asians are good at games. They always play on hard mode
>>69508159
>>69508449
>regime collapsing this year
impossible. how do you see that happening? 'things in korea are worse than ever' is a meme used by us media to pressure china into reigning them in and/or give them more money. they have thought police and everything bro, they didnt collapse in the last famine?
did the little kim fall asleep or did the best korea government take him away
>>69500949
bretty rare
>>69509315
their regime signed its own death sentence by preferring a massive famine over the likelihood of experiencing the fate of east german regime, it put its self-preservation above the most basic of needs of its own population, effectively genociding their own while unironically pointing the finger at the west for causing it, a truly unsalvageable situation if there ever was one; I just hope their army still has common sense and does not carry out the final order when it comes because it will come if the situation persists
>>69488779
Sweet, China must be pressuring them not to be assholes.
>>69508264
NO. . .
>>69507170
bomb norway and chile now, check.
>>69488779
Are we sure that this is not a april fools joke by Kim?
>>69510560
Tell Lil' Kim /pol/ said what's up and keep up the good work.
>>69488779
BEST KOREA CANT BE DEFEATED
>>69510560
On a scale from 1 to 10 how hungry are you?
>>69492366
No wonder they banned it.
>>69494138
holy shit i made this one
and someone saved it
;')
stop with the rockets kim
>>69510560
JUST DO IT
>>69503910
How has PETA not BTFO Jonah Hill for wearing fur?
>>69510116
army and their families are the ones who get fed man, he has their complete loyalty. this current famine isnt even a famine compared to early 90's when there were episodes of cannibalism all over the countryside. it is a perfect system, a closed loop. the northerners wouldnt even understand the word 'rebel' if you told them to do it.
>>69510780
>tfw North Koreans have to take crystal meth so they can suppress their hunger
>tfw North Korea is about to have another large scale famine.
GOOD LUCK KIM
>>69510560
Are you a member of the party?
>>69511484
Ikr, and when Korean officials say it's gonna get bad oh boy :DD
im a fucking idiot what does this article mean its brand new http://www.rfa.org/english/news/korea/korea-trialateral-03312016175434.html
ill just leave this here
>>69511655
Aye, what is it they coined it, the "arduous march"?
But wait... If Korea falls... WE'VE THE FUCKING HIGHEST TOTAL TAXATION IN THE WORLD!!! CURSE YOU SOCIAL DEMOCRACY!!!
>>69494138
STOP WITH THE ROCKETS KIM
>>69511736
Anime villain Tbh
>>69495634
the SK waifu's must be protected no matter the cost
>>69511736
>tfw you will never get to insert benis into skinny Kim's boipussy
>>69506827
Fucking this. We should welcome NKBro into the /pol/ community and hear what he has to say
this is kim's way of letting the nk gov't dissolve and being able to flee to a wealthy western country
>>69512206
SANDERS BOT! SANDERS BOT ALERT!!!
>>69488779
fucking with china shit son they can fuck your shit up and expand into nk
>>69511357
Everyone is in the army at some point, so this isn't particularly true. Pic related, your "fed" army.
The current famine isn't exactly a famine at all. They just lack any real surplus. In the 90's it was baaaaaad. Cannibalism episodes were only reported afterwards by SK sources, so I am hesitant to worry about those, but there is otherwise a good paper trying to track demographics through the famine.
>>69511357
I seriously doubt that their armed forces are well fed and their equipment properly maintained
I feel for them but respect their sovereign right to govern the cunt as they will and I believe an invasion would do more harm than good at this point when it'd be best to just wait it out and let sanctions do their thing
>>69504455
Justin Trudeau is such a colossal faggot, I can't believe this has happened.
>>69494009
Well played proxy pimp
>>69512365
north koreans don't like him, so starting some shit with china makes nk panic and things start to implode like the military and kim can flee to europe and live happy while nk becomes a democracy, maybe re-united with s. korea
>>69512516
you will be Chinese in under 30 years
>>69512374
Woops, here's the actual pic.
>>69512596
chinese with bigger dicks
>>69512376
They've got working equipment, none of them are super well fed though.
Video related, military stuff:
https://youtu.be/PzPvhrh7gLM
>>69512596
Eyyy, well played NKbro
>>69512596
youre already chinese
>>69512944
What do you call a Chinese person who speaks French?
Vietnamese
>>69512839
>tfw 5 M1 Abrams would wipe out their entire motor pool
>>69494009
YES! I GOT YOUR FLAG BEFORE YOU WERE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
>>69494009
North korea on 4chan
into the labour camp you go
>>69513128
explain please
im not a joke person as sad as it sounds
>>69512376
>>69512374
yeah fair play true about the conscription, true about corruption in the army. i just cant see any trigger for collapse that hasnt already been navigated, the cultural cement is unbreakable. if your a north korean, as far as you know you have it better than anyone elsein the world, unless you are in the upper classes and slightly educated or live close enough to the chinese border to see the cities are better lit. as long as he doesnt do anything really dumb like invade the south or nuke anyone then they will last anoter hundred years easily
>>69512596
You should do an AMA thread
>>69513459
vietnam colonised french, but then the chinese entered france to liberate them and the north frenchanese fought back
>>69512596
NKbro. In your honest opinion, without the opinions of NK itself or any other country, what do you think of the Un Man?
>>69513573
He's geospoofing, sorry. Not a real Nork, so not worth it.
>>69513544
Many Norks know what other places have. There are a large number of NK students in Beijing and South America. So I don't know if the selling point is "We only know it's best here". And this includes non "upper class" (which are far smaller than a lot of people think they are).
Though admittedly omega rural areas don't know shit, in or out of the country.
I've talked with multiple, I've got buds who visit NK multiple times a year, buds with people who do business there, etc.
It aint too special.
>>69513737
The sci-fi book or Kim Jong-Un?
If the latter, I think he has made good progress for his country. A bigger focus on science compared to the art focus of his father, and the architecture focus of his grandfather.
>>69499858
>he doesn't even know about the black market
>>69496674
Not everyone likes your weird hipster music Iceland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhBqdR1oDyg
>This is marching toward your borders
What do?
