http://www.zengardner.com/61042-2/
What do you think of this? Will anybody notice in this ocean of piss?
>>69417664
SNIFF EM' OUT
We wuz cia n shit
>>69417664
Because this has turned out so great for most others who tried it. Seriously at worst the site finally goes down and flames and we just move on, at best they end up as so many others who came here to debate people.
>>69417664
Nice, we'll be able to turn government stooge faggots into us and then... we're on the inside.
Will be fun out shitposting CIA agents.
Those poor motherfuckers.
All they wanted to do was operate. Instead they get assigned to this shithole. God damn if any of you are on here already I'm sorry.
>>69417717
I'm not a CIA drone, but I am a CruzMissile
Drumpf's latest statements on abortion have really shocked me, I used to be his supporter but no more. I think a brokered convention is the only way we can get George Bush's son back into the White House
>>69417664
What's the point? The fuck could they possibly do here?
>>69418059
They could post moving cartoon pictures of a girl brushing her teeth to gain support for the British Dental Authority which is a known cover for MI6 budget
>>69418045
>breaking the law and getting an illegal abortion should be punishable
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
>>69417717
>>69417836
>>69418024
>Burger flag
Found the three cia agents
>>69417664
They already do.
Ain't you muricans pissed by the fact that your tax money is going to people paid to troll internet forums like this one ?
>>69418059
>>69418148
it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it
>>69418059
Disrupt information
>paying
>interns
>>69417664
>implying our resident aussies wouldn't shitpost them to death
>>69418059
State funded reddit shitposters m8. It's an attempt to control your mind by peer pressure. They will shill, and shill hard. You may see entire threads of 200+ replies saying go cruz or go hillary, or Trump is bad.
>>69418238
i'd rather pay tax money to have people shitpost on forch than pay tax money to import african savages or muhammeds
>>69417664
>about to start paying their interns to shitpost on /pol/
>about to start
Nice try, CIA.
Also,
>paying their interns to shitpost on /pol/
>paying their interns to do something that they would probably be doing anyway
>>69417664
>more shills will come to shill /pol/
Wooooooooow, super interesting....
We will redpill them like all the rest.
>>69418238
Ain't you huemonkeys pissed by the fact that your tax money is going to support a socialist hellhole?
Oh, and obligatory.
this is nothing new
DoD has psyop people that do it
FBI sets up controlled opposition (occupy wallstreet) (BLM)
CIA has been more concerned with foreign stuff but I guess they consider domestic issues important so now they are getting more involved
Yeah nah, /pol/ will not fall for this.
Can't they just distribute crack or something?
>>69418323
Funnily enough people would do the usual thing, they would either post random junk nobody would respond to or make new threads where everyone is basically pissing into the room trying to impressive others by the sheer quantity of piss they can produce and get anyone else to respond.
I love /pol/ but please recruit me, CIA. I don't want a real job. I'll sell-out for cheap, too. $5/hr.
>>69417664
>payed to shitpost
If they don't use an australian proxy we'll know it's them
>according to rt news
LOL
HI OP, YOU MARVELOUS FAGGOT
>>69418515
>getting paid to shitpost part-time
Fuck that'd be the best job. Get home from work and then do exactly what we do anyways. Do you think the CIA pays by the pepe?
>>69418604
They could just pay the Australians, I mean they're doing exactly what they have planned already.
>According to RT news
Consider the source
>According to RT news
>>69418366
Actually we are pretty damn pissed, luckly things will change soon.
>>69418323
>trying to pressure the most edgy non-conformists you can find anywhere through peer pressure
>>69417664
>about to start
They've been doing his for years now. It's only becoming public information now because the damage has already been done. You're already witness to the results.
Or do you really think they're that stupid that they would announce their plans before the fact?
Let me get a job senpai
>According to RT news
Which is basically a 24 hour shitposting organization employed by the Russian government
>>69418510
Yep. Thing is though, you can always tell when we're under siege by reddit. For about 3 hours, it's gonna be hardcore shitposting. Then it goes back to normal and /pol/ breaks our testudo and continues. Should be the same with CIAfags
>>69418440
>has been more concerned with foreign stuff
Canadian shitposters are CIA.
CIA put weedman in power.
SJWs are a CIA ploy to expose pathological altruism in the west and drum up support for its destruction.
>>69417664
Born just in time for the Great Meme war
>not seeing through this
> cia falls into severe tfwnogf
>anime posters start going up at Langley
>third floor cubies defect to r9k
>murder entire sexually active population of Guatemala
>>69418323
We literally do what everyone else is against, so are they gonna shill for Trump and say Obama is an incompetent nigger or what?
How the fuck do I sign up?
>>69418777
These trips don't lie. This is the pot calling the kettle black. All governments do this and few are as overt as the Russians.
>>69418867
I meant like geopolitical stuff weeb
libya syria egyptian spring
>>69418723
m8, I didn't say they would be successful at it, but they will try.
>>69418777
>>69418714
>>69418644
Hi CIA guy, first day on the job?
>>69418881
>/r9k/ posters bed the guatemalan widows
>develop crippling oneitis
>mass sudoku when their war gfs all flee to whatever country won't shoot them for hopping the border
>select all images with candy
>>69419045
I'd never work for the CIA. RT is about as reputable as infowars though.
>>69418045
>gook
>we get George Bush's son into the White House
>>69418898
Nah, it's gonna be misinformation posts (shit articles, which have no power here), diversions, most likely shilling to hillary and cruz, with an increased amount of anti trump threads. The governments going all out m8, they do not want Trump in office.
>>69417664
If internet shitposting and memes became a new frontier of politics, then Finland and Australia would quickly become superpowers.
>>69418718
Ditto.
>>69417664
>>69419177
Yea, maybe they fired you because you were shit at your job. If they haven't, they should.
>>69417664
They'll just wind up getting redpilled and counter shill in their off hours.
>>69419006
don't worry brah I'm greentexting the feds, not you
i'm looking forward to it, maybe it will be hilarious
They will never infiltrate our dank meme department
>>69419263
If I wanted to shill I would just spam the fuck out of any threads I disagree with until they hit the limit. While people have any actual discussion I would strangle it with spam. Done it before, not doing it here. Don't work for any agency, I do it for free.
>>69419156
>select all images with candy
kek
>>69419271
mah nigga
Hey guys! How bout those darn Jews!
My pepe collection is up for auction CIA got hundreds of mid-rares and some high-rares you know where to find me
I am CIA. How will we tell the difference
>>69419543
Get your own thread, cunt.
>>69419480
The moderate freedom fighters are doing a dam fine job in the Middle East!
>>69417664
Redpill them.
No one can beat the AUZIE shitposter army, just wait till it's summertime and its 40 fucking degrees outside and we have to vent our anger on 4chan in the form of shitposting.
No one will stand in our way.
>>69419563
>I am CIA.
Do you feel in charge?
>>69419403
Well no wonder they refuse to pay, your technique is sub par. I wouldn't sleep with you.
Control the narrative. Seek leaks. What else is their to do but push a false narrative.
Old news, they're here. Just go to /x/. Every paranormal thread is shot down and conspiracy theories are called BS, /x/ is like CNN now.
>>69417664
>CIA interns will get redpilled
We're growing stronger desu
>>69419775
/x/ used to be fun. Now it blows goats.
>>69419716
It works. A new IP address is one mac change away.
Agencies have better techniques though, you're right. Remember when /b/ and "anonymous" got divorced? Who do you think was behind that one?
Sounds like a really interesting approach to contemporary psyops, I like it. It will be interesting to see what becomes of it
>>69419680
>>69418405
Can't believe it took you guys so long to post this. You're slipping.
>>69419775
No... I'm pretty sure /x/ is just shit, and never recovered from an legendary old /b/ raid
>>69419775
I especially saw that when the reptilian-fucking-fucker that shot the pastor was all over. People calling people crazy for getting into it on fucking /x/ of all places.
>CIA tries tries to shill in Europe
>Radio Free Europe gets thousands of Eastern Europeans to revolt against the USSR
>they all get caught and tortured to death
>CIA tries to coup Iran
>now it's the biggest threat to the world because they can never trust the West
>CIA tries to get Cubans to rebel with American GI acting as insurgents
>most humiliating loss the US has ever received
CIA a shit.
>>69419974
I honestly think that baneposting has made this place toxic to the CIA. We know full well that memes can alter reality. With baneposting involving a CIA operative getting killed or possibly raped by a big guy, it should come as no surprise that it has damaged them.
>>69418264
FOR FREE
>>69418010
Found the agent....Fuck you.
>>69417664
>do nothing but shitpost on the web
>finally decide to get yhour act together
>get fit
>go to college, graduate magna cum laude
>join the CIA
>wanna be James Bond or at least CIA guy
>dream of taking down terrorist cells
>instead get assigned to shitposting on 4chan
Life is suffering bros.
Someone would be happy to accept interns
Hey my fellow protectors of the neo-Nazi revolution!
Don't you think it's just nuts that some untermensch here believe that government shills monitor our convos?
I mean, I get the whole thing with the Illuminati and the Jews but do you really think paid shills would benefit from participating in this fine Nordic forum?
Despite that, I do believe that paid shills monitor you on Stormfront and Donald Trump websites since they use URL type X8o342 and all...
You should do everything in your power to destroy those websites because you know for a fact that the Reptilians and Zeta Reticuli watch everything you do on them!!!!
Anyway, goodbye! I have to go wash my Nazi flag. Have a great day!
>>69417664
We will just redpill them
>>69417664
>According to RT news, agents have up to "10 fake shill accounts" used to troll and create the illusion of having a genuine network of friends.
>10 accounts
We should all vote for Bernie because when he's President we'll all be given a guaranteed living income and all we have to do to earn is is keep posting on 4chan all day.
>>69418366
shill
>>69420477
Now-a-days, the INTERN might be expected to pay for the chance to get experience. And it might not even be worthwhile experience, like learning how things work, but stupid shit like fetching coffee or sweeping stuff up.
>>69419924
What anonymous. You mean the edgy mask guy? The second you take on an identity, which is what some /b/tards chose to do by claiming to be "anonymous", you become vulnerable to subversion. Anonymous is something you are if you don't have an identity. If you turn that word into an identiy you're no different than John the social justice warrior or Clegg the pick up artist.
You're no longer anonymous. It's a fucking word not an identity you newfag cretin. Anonymous was never in any way connected to /b/ outside of the fact that the people involved posted there.
>>69417664
Those poor bastards. Joined the CIA all bright eyed and wnating to make a difference in the world for their country. By the end of the week they'll be worse than the most extreme BPM members.
>>69417664
>you are being redirected
I dont fucking think so
sage
>>69417664
>Fucking shills are literally getting paid to shitpost right this moment to brainwash their fellow people
Maybe the West deserves all the bad things that happen to it after all
I can't tell if he's being serious or sarcastic
>>69419382
Under what sub is that, out of curiosity?
>>69423400
/d/ is where all the dank memes are. The d stands for dank, make sure to check it out.
Seems like a nice job.
Where can I apply?
>>69417664
>What do you think of this? Will anybody notice in this ocean of piss?
All that'll happen is CIA will start having redpilled members.
Not even the CIA are immune to the truth of reality. I'm looking at you, Mr. Anderson.
>>69417664
I look forward to their half truths
but at the same time, maybe they will crowd source things out to us by "releasing" stuff elsewhere on the internet and then bringing it here and linking us to it like any other anon would do
imagine if we have an angle or aspect to something they overlooked
is anyone aware of the term Open Source Intelligence?
WE CIA NOW
Trolling CIA shills would be fun.
>>69421835
It was originally something we used to taunt people on habbo hotel, an extension of rules 1 and 2, but it took on a life of it's own on the /i/ boards when we moved onto myspace, Hal Turner, etc...
>>69424103
just reading article
>RT
really?
and no one has talked about Putins troll factories?, because that article literally described what happens in Russia
BASED ADRIAN CHEN
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html?_r=0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Chen
hahahaha
IT'S ALL OGER
>>69424539
they dont get it
pol is so unregulated that you can be yourself and not hold back
we dont care how many people around us believe something
ITS ABOUT WHAT WE BELIEVE AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO BEND JUST TO BE LIKED BY SOME ANON IN TEH INTERWEBZ
also our sliding system with post limits and archive mode truly is a blessing and a curse
the only way to take pol down is to massivly create shit threads and bump them so fast to the front page, but by then we would just ip ban and they would need a MASSIVE ARMY
>>69417664
>about to
>>69417664
How many agents have we red pilled?
>>69417664
I don't know about the CIA , they have certainly better things to do now but Putin surely is stiring the pot using conspiracies theory. It's way more probable that the russians are on /pol/ or leddit. It has been proven that they are giving money to far right conspiracy theory big website. I wouldn't be surprised Alex Jones style big "news sites" have russian money in it.
>>69425515
Tell me more about the Jews, and maybe I'll talk.
>>69425576
Nobody cared about the Jews until I gassed them.
>>69417664
Holy waste of taxpayer money batman!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12tNkZHHTlj
>>69417664
Oy vey. What else is new.
>>69417664
That pic made me laugh more than it should have
>>69425640
Good, good, and what is your opinion of the African-Americans?
>>69418045
Found the CIA agent
Only US government and teachers post in decent English from Japan. Or weebs with a proxy, but they're not in these threads.
Teachers will be for Bernie/Clinton.
Hey, CIA!
>>69418024
Thanks, bro
Jews did 9-11
you know what i just wondered
how many CIA people are cucks and how many are chads
at a minimum, your social life is pretty fucked and your marrige is going to be shit
>>69426207
stations overseas are the definition of MGTOW tho
>>69417664
Hilarious.
So the CIA wants to indoctrinate its recruits in /pol/?
Our schools of thought are THAT reputable that governments wants to learn of our enlightened ways?
>>69417664
The CIA shitposters are the ones trying to discredit RT. We are in an information war and we are losing that war.
>>69417664
/pol/ can easily win a shitpost war with the CIA. We have Australia.
>>69426207
More redpilled at the actual "does shit" level
>>69418271
>Carpal Syndrome
How does one get it, and when do it usually kick in?
I've been using a computer 8+ hours a day for some 16 years now and never felt any discomfort.
>>69426406
>australia
>"we are in an information war"
>Discredit already discredited RT?
found the spook
>>69417664
They are allready doing it the past two or three days
This bernie pic is to feds like garlic is to vampire
if you feel a thread is monitored post this pic it will cause office discomfort
>>69426518
Fugg meant carpal tunnel.
>>69417664
>start
Now to see how many times an identical comment has been posted to mine.
>>69426535
I was quoting your reptile bitch hilary cunton.
Do they really think they can out shitpost the masters of memes?
>>69426445
true
maybe they can convince betas and r9k to get /fit
>>69418366
We redpilled so many
We made swedish police too embarrassed to tell their superiors what they seen on /pol
We've been staving off Mossad interns (JIDF) for years. Now the CIA is full of trannies
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/02/18/cia-diversity-program-includes-effort-to-recruit-transgender-candidates.html
so even worse and more obvious than JIDF
Not scared at all.
>>69417664
those poor bastards are gonna be literal nazis by the time there done here
>>69426924
they're
i wonder if they will whistle blow all over the place, it would be fun to know whats on the world.
>>69419830
If the cia office viewing this thread is full of "diversity" it will cause office tension the more they monitor pol
Diversity is ruining the feds its a white mans job
>>69427026
like i said
maybe they will ask for crowdsourcing
>>69418493
underrated
I just don't possibly get where they have the audacity to think they could ever succeed. They lack the knowledge and the numbers and are also fucking years behind in the sheer experience. We've literally had mossad shills and the most experienced shitlords attempt this before. What makes the CIA think they'll ever even approach our abilities to use gorilla communication? We're literal decades ahead of them and they're old men who must study for months to simply begin. And even then, how can they possibly compete with the NEET armies?
They lack understanding of our culture and our ways of meme life. They only wish to sow political decept in the board dedicated to trolling. This will have one of two reactions.
The entire core of pol leaving 4chan, decimating hiro's website, or total and complete failure due to 4chan's raw capabilities in sniffing out the enemy. I sense Shillary's dark hands at play. My eldritch knowledge tells me this.
>>69417664
I doubt they'll be able to handle all the Aussie shitposting
>>69426518
Using a computer (or doing any repetitive task) for too long (years).
The height of your desk vs your chair is also critical in prevention.
>>69418493
> here is your coffee sir, i put a little extra sugar into it
>that wasnt sugar
shit and ive been doing it for free
HEY FBI HIRE ME IM ON /POL/ ALL DAY!
>>69427181
The will shit post from 5am to 10 am eastern time in america get on pol at 5pm and realised pol went back to being pol
They pretty much just shit posted in non peak hours
Recreation of the plane scene will reach unprecedent levels
>>69418881
>murder entire sexually active population of Guatemala
I was not aware of this
pls explain
>>69426518
It's more likely genetic than anything.
Just like some people simply cannot run like some athletes do without ruining their knees (even if they're not in contact sports)
While others could theoretically and in some cases literally run forever with perfect legs until simply old age takes them down.
>Russia Today
sure thing
>>69418323
>Australia is disregarded automatically as a troll
>tfw Aussies are such shitposters not even paid Berniebots can outshitpost yem.
>>69427896
Does that one mention Operation Mockingbird too?
Gotta love those..
Hi, what's going on this thread?
>tfw you have to explain to your conservative boss what a cuckservative is ,the context it is used in and how the term originated
>>69428103
We are plotting to overthrow the US government, why do you ask?
>>69418045
You make a good point friend. I used to be a Trump supporter. I have now gone #Basic4Kasich
>>69417664
>implying that we weren't already CIA
>>69417664
reported go Google Adsense for advertiment faggot
>>69427650
She is so fuckable.
Requesting white pride infographic
The one with niggers stretching their lips with cd's and fucking goats
Hello fellow nazi anons, are you guys thinking about committing any hate crime?
Top kok, that's lulzy, tell me more
>>69426632
DELETE THIS!
>>69418323
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen
>We pride ourselves on "dank memes" but this is 4chan we're talking about. They have us beat in that area.
Literally cringed
>>69424591
So basically Russia and Israel subsidizes their shitposters while the US pays idiots to spy on us. Wouldnt it be better to just pay us? I can shitpost for the rest of my life.
Canada's the best
>>69426924
> CIA members shitpost on pol
> Slowly begin to realize pol's ideology is the true ideology
> MFW the CIA infiltrating us ends up with a massive amount of agents sympathetic to our cause
>>69417664
>about to start
fuck you government pigs i have already broken the conditioning you will never find my shack in the woods
>>69418179
>implying the CIA didn't have access to premium proxies
>>69417664
>Implying their "trolling" will be noticed between all the shitposting here
>>69432744
Alright Mark.
>>69417664
better start redpilling them. Their's an influx of shitposting threads.
>start baiting the CIA shitposters......realize there is no intelligence to be found.
>the CIA starts paying autists to post on 4chan
>in other news, baneposting has seen an increase of 10,000%
>>69418045
Drone detected bruh
>>69417664
>being paid to do something I usually do for free.
Where do I apply?
>>69417664
Die Gedanken sind frei, wer kann sie erraten,
sie fliegen vorbei wie nächtliche Schatten.
Kein Mensch kann sie wissen, kein Jäger erschießen
mit Pulver und Blei: Die Gedanken sind frei!
Ich denke was ich will und was mich beglücket,
doch alles in der Still', und wie es sich schicket.
Mein Wunsch und Begehren kann niemand verwehren,
es bleibet dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!
Und sperrt man mich ein im finsteren Kerker,
das alles sind rein vergebliche Werke.
Denn meine Gedanken zerreißen die Schranken
und Mauern entzwei: Die Gedanken sind frei!
Drum will ich auf immer den Sorgen entsagen
und will mich auch nimmer mit Grillen mehr plagen.
Man kann ja im Herzen stets lachen und scherzen
und denken dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!
Ich liebe den Wein, mein Mädchen vor allen,
sie tut mir allein am besten gefallen.
Ich sitz nicht alleine bei meinem Glas Weine,
mein Mädchen dabei: Die Gedanken sind frei!
>>69418238
I am more pissed they havnt sent me a paycheck yet.
#feelthehillarymissle
>>69419197
>CIA trying to outshittalk /pol/tards with Stage 10 autism.
Way to waste tax dollars.
You guys are late. 90% of the catalog is shitposting trash and the mods allow it. The 'paid shills' have won. This board is finished. The "/pol/ is satire" meme will be true once again.
>>69432396
Normally I would call you out for spreading this cringey ass """"""""meme""""""""", but honestly leaf posters don't deserve anything danker. Its a perfect fit.
>How do you do my fellow channers? I'm new around these parts!
>Boy, how about those uppity black people huh? I just want to stop them!
>Anyone know of any groups I can join to help fight for the might of /pol/?
I can't fucking wait.
Dr Paul, I'm CIA.
