Okay seriously something needs to be done about this country and it's awful posters.
>>69409950
Agreed. Leaf'fags are shitposting so bad right now that I can't not even do WHAT I'M SUPPOSED to as a brazilian.
>>69410219
huehuehue
>BREAKING: Justin Trudeau divorced, says he is ultimately "happy to be standing up for Canadian values of open love"
>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and former wife,previously named Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau and now named Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau-Zaman, were officially divorced on Tuesday. Yet, neither of the two hold hard feelings against each other.
>In a Skype video interview session with the CBC, Prime Minister Trudeau expresses his feelings of sadness, yet also making clear that he holds no regret.
>"Let me make it very clear. I am incredibly saddened by the separation with Sophie, and it wounds my heart every time I think about it. Yet, if you ask me if I am overall happy or sad, I would have to say that I am happy. I am happy to be standing up for Canadian values of open love, to love whoever you want, whenever you want," said Trudeau.
>Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau-Zaman, three days after the divorce, held a wedding with her new partner, Muhammad Zaman. The wedding was very large scale, with twenty-thousand attendees. When Trudeau was asked if he knew that a wedding was planned, he responded that he completely did not know as she kept it a secret from him.
>"It was amazing! It must have taken many months to prepare for in advance, but she didn't tell me a thing! Make no mistake, I was at the front row cheering my new best friend Sophie as she kissed her well-deserved lover Zaman."
>Muhammad Zaman came to Canada as a Syrian refugee in January 2016. He has committed numerous crimes during his first year in Canada including thefts, rapes, and one murder of an indigenous woman. Most of his crimes were pardoned by the Supreme Court after ruling that Zaman was unacquainted with Canadian culture and did not know how to behave appropriately. Moreover, his wife Sophie has forgiven him of all past misdeeds.
>"My husband is a kind and sweet man who would never truly mean to harm anyone. I fell in love with him at first sight," said Sophie.
>>69409950
I agree.
So what are you gonna do about it, burger? Do you think your god-emperor will build you a 9000 km firewall? HAH.
non of its clever
rarely funny
There is one guy or a few leafs on here right now posting thread after thread after thread and its so painfully obvious yet nothing is done about it.
>>69409950
Preach it my Freedom Fellow.
these leafbros are basically australians but with a little bit extra sugar in the tank.
I suggest we build a digital wall to keep these soft spoken pedos out of our serious conversations.
>>69410442
>March 2017
>Sophie Zaman was tragically beheaded by her husband for suggesting that Canadian culture is different than Whabist culture. #notallmuslims
>>69409950
You aren't any better. 2 peas in a pod.
>>69410300
Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>69409950
THIS IS NOW A BANE THREAD
>>69409950
wut u gonna do faggot
huh
huh
huh
>>69411313
Oh, I hate Canadian culture too. I would gladly help just about any non-muslim invade Canada.
>>69411456
WAS SHITPOSTING PART OF YOUR PLAN?
New-ish to /pol/, and I see a lot of hate towards canadians and aussies, can I ask why? Is it due to the retartedly progressives who are growing in canada thanks to our faggot prime minister, or is it something else. Someone please help explain to me how not to be shunned here. (right winger).
How does a person shitpost tho?
Im trying my best but i receive very few upvotes (upvotes= (you) )
>>69411313
German culture is destroying europe
anglosphere culture is stopping them
>>69411313
Honestly, if Germany was going to RACE WAR NOW, I would join if I was allowed.
Fucking foliage fucks taking up space and shitting on our freedoms.
Weedman will be the end of you.
>>69411663
Aussies are famous tier shitposters who tend to take over the board once a day because they're a big part of /pol/'s userbase that have their own extra special timezone to shitpost in.
Canadians are here because we want to forget what country we live in.
>>69411663
use it as a strength anon
become one with the shit
>>69411811
OKay i see. What exactly does shitpost mean btw. Also what does "kek", and "kike" and "cuck" mean?
>>69411313
TL;DR
Stay mad achmed
>>69412050
lurck more
>>69411811
>>69411850
>>69411935
>>69411971
>>69412050
>>69412078
>>69412087
>>69412100
DID NOT EVEN FUCKING ATTEMPTED TO LOOK AT THIS SHIT
IF IT'S A LEAF I DO NOT NEED TO READ
>>69412050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtNaEsTjz44
>>69412224
Did we trigger you, MuhamMAD?
>>69409950
Yeah, they always say they're a 6'3" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over 100k.
But I don't know if they even have Wendy's in Canada
>>69411670
You need to live in an extreme environment matey patatey.
We down under live in harsh conditions. Canadians live in harsh world of BBC and homos.
Your simple pasta eating life will never produce the winning combo of shit to post.
>>69409950
>>69409950
The hypocrisy here is absolutely ridiculous...
>>69409950
I think they have actually overtake Australia recently... it is out of control.
They really need a blanket ban
>>69409950
Don't make fun of them.
Canada is suicidal, we need to lay off for awhile.
seriously, guys, enough is enough.
>>69412334
makes sense. Living in literal shit at some point turns you to shit.
>>69412327
It's called Sallys here, we only serve coffee, beaver tails and shwarma (as decreed by the Ministry of Diversity).
>>69412465
Some shits are good shits. With a healthy Diet you too can feel those good shits.
Some of us are good shits. Canadians are runny sick shits.
>>69412581
Throw another shrimp on the barbie you cunt
My biggest issues with canada is
> pander to everyone; feminists, first nations, French, minorities without satisfying any of their needs and getting enough back
>too many regulations is bad for business
>our education system is so slow (in terms of school curriculum with useless classes - personal finance should be 2 mandatory courses - 1 in high school, 1 in elementary and French should be mandatory until grade 11 atleast if it's going to be our main language)
>crackdowns on foreign investors buying real estate property is driving houses so high we can't even afford them without an arm and a leg
Fairly new to /pol/ and just needed to give my 2 cents
BLAME THE NIGGER POPULATION OF TORONTO
They are all butthurt wannabe gangstas who are NEET as fuck and cant even rap and idolize Drake. They have free wifi spots everyone in the city (especially north of Dundas where they congregate) and they're faggy SJWs because they blame their shitty NEET lives on the white man when in reality its because they keep trying to be a hoodrat in a world that doesn't need hoodrats. It's friggen Toronto you frigs! Not Detroit! Grow up and get a job!
>>69412581
>>69412752
Its better than throwing another load of cum down your throat you runny shit.
>>69409950
I agree.
fuckin syrup suckers
>>69412862
Fuck you you worthless overheated bogan, some of us are actively trying to uncuck Canada.
>>69412959
Yeah? And how are you going to do that? Shitpost on /pol/ about it? You're adorable.
>>69413092
REEEEE
>>69412959
You are clearly failing. Once you resist sucking dick maybe you can get progress.
>>69413092
You're not one to talk, faggot. Have you forgotten that Merkel has accepted 40 times as many migrants as Trudeau has?
trudeau might be a homo but at least he's making us relevant on the internet
>>69413234
"pfhtere Merkel pfrthr migrants pfthere" how about you swallow first you fucking retard
>>69413234
Has he not forgotten that the 'evil nazi party in Germany (AfD)' promises to follow the Canadian model on refugees?
When Canada's policies are being compared to Nazisim, you know your country is irreversably cucked.
>>69411313
Funny. When I think of America, I think of fat people and niggers shooting at each other. Kind of like how when I think about Germany, I think about the the Middle East and cuckoldry.
>>69409950
merci you fat fuck
>>69412852
Mate, everyone knows Kiwi Fruit makes your cum irresistible not Maple.
You should know by now given you likely suck a few cocks a day.
>>69409950
Nothing, you have no power within the current year.
>>69413581
Canada stronk. Maple leaf forever.
>>69409950
merci you fat fuckin burger
>>69411313
>Germany is orderly
>Can't remember where 150,000 rapefugees went
Cool pasta.
>>69413581
if the first thing I think about is a fucking leaf when it comes to your country then you truly fucked up.
It was weird. I think Rob Ford's worsening condition followed by his death suicided their logic or something. Because, all of a sudden, seemingly overnight, Canadians began to shitpost so hard it felt as if most of the old Canadians had been assassinated and replaced with a bunch of faggots.
>>69413451
This is 7th-grade tier banter.
>>69413475
It's nice to know that Trudeau would be considered a right-wing extremists in Germcuckistan.
>>69413652
You're not Australia. Quit trying to be; you just look desperate for relevance.
I don't know what's happened. Honestly, this country is becoming worse and worse every waking second. What's most disastrous about this turn of events is knowing that the next wave of Canadian journalists will be cucked social justice warriors (I'm literally one of maybe 3 people who are not extreme left in any of my classes). I want out and honestly I might even move to Greece if the muslim invasion, Trudeau/Wynne/Notley cucksperiment continues.
>>69411663
When our country got shit on we decided to shit on everybody else is all it really comes down too.
>>69411313
>pic
that pic is too old for that Iphone
that's weird
>>69409950
Pierre Trudeau and multiculturalism. I hope that evil old cunt burns in Hell.
>>69412224
I doubt you know how to read, Muhammad.
>>69411313
saved
>>69413451
I would die for Trudeau. I wouldn't have died for Harper that guy is a prick.
I voted for Trudeau and trust him to run this country. I voted him in to handle the big issues and I no longer worry about the issues because of that anymore.
I will judge Justin in 4 years but I think things will be positive when that time comes. The man is taking chances that will improve our country. He's not going to let it and it's people stagnate and grow weary.
Sometimes you have to invest in your country. Everyone else wants to do it - even trump. So why don't you conservatives look at it that way you dongs.
>>69414081
>using the official image of butthurt cuck-nations
Give Alberta a separate flag
You'll start noticing a difference between Alberta posters and the rest of this shit country
>>69414025
>>69414030
>>69414081
>>69414007
>>69413989
K we can shitpost about other country's as much as we want, the reality is that Trudeau/Notley/Wynne is pretty much Merkel level retardation in governance.
>>69412459
this
non canadian in canada here
we need to start putting yellow badges on canadians and confine them into ghettos. they can no longer be reasoned with.
>>69413997
Quit being a faggot and speak out against them. The problem with conservatives in the real world is that they aren't vocal and let themselves be drowned out by the vocal minority of SJW's.
>>69411313
This post is full of nothing. Just ignorance if there's even a hint of a brain behind this nonsense.
>>69414135
I fucking despise you you fucking piece of shit. The idiot you voted in will turn Canada into a Sharia zone you fucking faggot
>>69410219
Kill yourself Hafael.
>>69414240
So much this
>>69409950
Look
If you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To get all the replies you ever wanted, in one thread
Would you bump it, or just let it slide
yo
His posts are shitty
memes dank, (you)s are steady
Theres burgers in my thready already
with rustled jimmies
Anonymous, and when he's surfing he is calm and ready
to drop bombs
Straya keeps on forgetting
that its our crown
the whole board knows it now
He opens his browser
and then he lets the shit flow out
Strayas chokin now
Burgers are all ragin now
you cucks are clowns
times up over blao
>>69414212
Yeah, Albertans will be talking about how "different" they are from the rest of their country, despite Notley. They are dishonest and delusional wannabe Texans.
>>69414212
Canada state flags are pretty based
>>69412418
I could fap to her all day
>>69414212
ONLY ONE TRUE PROVINCE, VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE
TOO MANY CHINESE.
>>69409950
hey man I'm not that bad. Lurk mostly and keep to myself.
>>69413989
Whine all you want but people love us kiwis. It's you Canadians who have the problem.
99% of people would rather have sex with our sheep (who happen to be the most beautiful in the world) than sleep with men like you fags.
>>69414163
You could have been a leaf, you could have joined us as a brother on our great crusade but instead you chose to stick with the cuck stamp.
>>69412224
Geeze muhammad shouldn't you be at the club ficki ficking girls?
>>69414471
>Province
>State
Pick one, dumbshit.
>>69414507
>Quebec Nationalist
>Quotes a French president from across the Atlantic
The pathetic grasps at nationalism by Quebecois are just sad.
>>69410442
OH FUCKING HELL COME ON
I have to move where should I move FUCK
>>69414341
Canada is too big and its communities are too spread out to have sharia zones. In the west the neighborhoods are very suburb like. I don't see neighborhoods turning to sharia zones. They're too exposed and open.
Check mate. Canada is nothing like Europe and their small neighborhoods that foster bad extremist thoughts.
The more reserved and polite the citizens of a country are, the more shit posting will be had.
Its a safe and fun way to relieve stress. Canadians are kind of like toilets. We're white, people like to shit on us, but every now and again we like to shit back....4chan is our way of doing so.
Enjoy
>>69414453
Right. Who'd want to be associated with the cucks in Ontario, the cucks in Quebec who are importing Haitians of all niggers. Tree huggers in BC, or one of those poor forgettable maritime provinces (they are very nice though). The other prairie province can suck a cock as well Saskatchewan is a bunch of pinkos and Manitoba is full of chugs.
>Rest of /pol/ claims to hate Canadian shitposts
>Make threads talking shit about Canada and calling them shitposters
>These threads incite Canadians to shitpost more
I know the truth. You really love our shitposts and want us to do it more. I am ok with that.
>>69414673
Join us
>>69414279
It's not a vocal minority in this shit hole country of ours, bud. Most of the youth is brainwashed from high school on to cherish our terrible healthcare system, feminism and SJW policies. I'm 25 and a prospective student whose from this new gen (under 20s) asked (after I'd finished arguing that modern feminism was corrupting the news) 1. Why I hate women and 2. Why I didn't know that feminism was great. LITERALLY ASKED THOSE TWO FUCKING Qs. Another example? A guy I knew who I was friendly with decided to block me on facebook because his girlfriend found me not agreeing with feminism to be "disgusting" and that I was a racist for saying Greeks were oppressed by Muslims.
>>69414542
Nobody loves Kiwis. Most people couldn't even tell a New Zealand accent from an Australian one unless they knew what they were beforehand. Nobody thinks about you. Nobody loves you. Nobody even cares to insult you as they do with us.
>>69414663
Same thing you fucking autist.
>we're special cause we call them pronvinces
No go fuck yourself
And here we observe the effects of a local populace being displaced by invading foreigners. The breed known as /pol/ being ever more minor in the face of crossboarding reddit hoards shitposting constantly.
Thus, a reminder that the flag meta threads are /int/ tier garbage threads that are the equal to "is X white?" divide and conquer threads. "banter" is JIDF posting under a new label.
>>69411850
I'd honestly rather have Lyin' Ted than Weedman.
>>69409950
We're awful? Sorry, I'm new.
Well, we did pick Trudork, so that is something.
>>69414673
It's not real, dumbass.
>>69414722
>Canada
>White
The Eternal Boomer will ruin that completely.
>>69414453
This. Enjoy your tranny kneedipper prvince Albertafags
>>69414507
Frog scum
Rural Ontario masterrace here. We will destroy Toronto and become the greatest province in Canada
>>69414507
Your women are the biggest whores in this whole country and your people literally have no culture outside of hating england.
>>69414834
why are you so upset about getting cucked? I thought you Canadians loved that.
>>69414728
And Alberta votes NDP. We're all shit and you're no different.
>>69414878
Ugly Brown people and Autistic Chinks.
What's not to hate?
GTFO.
>>69414958
Not as much as you, Kraut. I wish Stalin grew some balls during the embargo and nuked Berlin.
Take all the maple syrup from them.
>>69414673
Colorado.
>>69415079
They need Hitler back.
>>69414673
Indonesia
>>69414135
Are you FUCKED. Trudeau is destroying this country, the economy, the "culture", pro-rapefugee, anti legal gun ownership. What a fuckin dumbass that substitute drama teacher is. Grow up you hippie.
>>69414850
>Literally no knowledge of territorial sovereignty terms or administrative divisions outside of your gay Lord of the Rings country.
Wew lad.
>1000 years ago; hunting Bison and Salmon with your tribelads, having a good 'ol time, destroying and annexing other tribes
>White crackers show up with their red carpets and shit
>Whatever, we fought a little bit, but then got to know each other, becoming friends
>Show them the ways of this land, not knowing that in the next few hundred years, this would be the worst mistake this race had ever made
Just FUCK MY
SHIT
UP
>>69414453
Notely was a mistake. She won't last. Everybody including her knows this. The NDP are on borrowed time.
>>69415122
The world does.
>>69414834
I'm 18, bud. Unless being a few years younger and living in Windsor has redpilled me and pretty much everybody I know, than no they are a minority.
They failed by being too pushy with kids in school and I can see in my peers a backlash against the left.
>>69415061
>>69415079
>mad cuz cucked
every time
feels great to not live in a country where being white is outlawed.
Toronto here.
Hanging out with some pretty diverse friends and my soon-to-be girlfriend. Laughing pretty hard at how ridiculous you guys are
>>69414471
Province Kiwibro
Next Canadian I swear I'm gonna fucking kill by whatever means necessary.. San Diego ca
>>69409950
Make Canada great again.
>>69414848
Everyone loves kiwis. We are humble and quiet, we dont scream for attention using homo erotica and feminism on a national level unlike you gaping butt holes. Unlike you guys we dont become degenerate for attention.
>>69415050
Nothing you said disagrees or really amounts to any kind of rational thought.
>GTFO
Oh, you were a redditor. I'd tell you to lurk more but that hasn't been effective for several years now.
>>69414711
>>69414135
These are my posts and they are the best.
Canadian conservatives btfo. Make note of this.
>>69414834
The Canadian education system brainwashes everyone into accepting multiculturalism and feminism and demonizing whites. There was a post about how it's done in Sweden. We're not that bad but getting there. People shout diversity like it's some sort of quantifiable benefit to immigration. If you ask them why diversity is good they just accuse you of racism.
>>69414850
You are seriously the cancer killing this board. Some 15 year old moron with no knowledge of politics, just here to troll and spell province wrong.
Honestly, why aren't you on /b/ looking for your trap brother faggot? Anyone agreeing with this moron should go too. Cancerous.
>>69415271
from TO area as well.
>>69415190
Whats he trying to fuck over gun owners with?
>>69414941
This. They sit in front of their TVs being brainwashed nightly by CBC.
"Yes master, we must take in more refugees. Take regularly stipends of my pension to help won't you please"
While weed man is off at the 10 day fag festival in Toronto.
>>69415227
You still voted for her. Rationalize it any way you want, these are the facts.
>>69415291
I'm going to guess beheading Jose
>>69409950
>>69415271
>Toronto here.
me too.
post pic of diverse friends pls.
(can i hang out with you guys?)
>>69415271
>"soon to be girlfriend"
You sound so gay dude - are you actually bragging about finding some fat whore who you think will "be your girlfriend" in the biggest nuke-worthy spot in Canada?
Come to Northern Ontario, I'll teach you how to be a man (and not fuck livestock like you are currently).
Why are there so many self-hating Canadians on this board? Cause of Trudeau , yeah he is a cuck but he isn't impacting my life in any way. I would never live in America , too many niggers and beaners for me to live there.
>>69414446
Snap back to reality
Oh, there goes canada
Oh, he's cucked badly, but
He's so bad at shit posts
but he wont give up
that easy
no
>>69415408
WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN WEEDMAN
A
FUCKING
WEED
LOL
want more
>>69415039
Fixing the NDP problem will take a lot less time than any of you other retards figuring your shit out.
>>69415512
I'll just beat you down and leave on the train tracks. Pussy
>>69415271
>pretty diverse friends
What a faggot.
>>69415309
No, you don't get any attention at all. You're the forgotten child of the Anglosphere family. Nobody even thinks about you except when talking about how you plan on ripping off our
A
FUCKING
LEAF
idea.
>>69415399
Trudeau wants to bring back long was registry, which was totally and completely fuckin useless. Also, he wants to repeal bill C42 which takes away the unnecessary "ATT" bullshit everytime i want to take my funs to the range or to the gun smith. Hes such a fuckin idiot. He doesn't have the slightest clue of the negative impacts of the laws he imposes and fights for, and they affect nobody EXCEPT for the law abiding gun owners. He thinks making additional paperwork and banning AR-15's is going to stop "criminals". He's completely delusional and uneducated on the topic. His incoherent banter about firearms is unhinged.
>>69415578
You are an idiot then. The U.P of Michigan is beautiful and not part of this faggot nation.
Sorry you haven't left Canada I guess.
>"If you're looking for Heaven, it's north of the bridge"
That's the Mackinaw Bridge, you faggots.
Just take a fucking trip around Canada with Google maps, you'll realize its a literal wasteland with not much going on.
I highly doubt Canadians can even keep up with the latest technology, let alone foreign trends. Canadians are always years behind and out of the loop, except they are loud mouthed because our shitty education tries to emphasize how amazing this shithole is.
>>69415261
The delusion in this post
>>69415633
You do realize that we vote again in 5 years, right? If Trudeau is truly as shit as you insist, then even sooner.
>>69415343
"Diversity" is a fucking scam and nobody has anything good to say about it other than "muh food". These fucking old leftist boomer cunts can go to Hell for pushing this stupid bullshit.
REEEEEEE
>>69409950
> worrying about who posts what on a scat image board instead of making money and white babies.
>>69406908
>>69406908
>>69406908
IT'S GOING TO GET EVEN WORSE IN CANDIA IF WE DON'T STOP THE SOROS-FUNDED CONSTITUTINAL CONVENTION
>>69415734
Don't try hide it mate. You guys sent some homos down to try get us on your side with your shit flag philosophy. We where smart enough to resist you guys (mainly because we aren't gay so your top men couldn't seduce us).
You also contradicting yourself you munted maple. Stop looking at fag porn and focus.
>>69409950
I can deal with them. it's the CHINA STRONK U MERICAN SCUM canadians i can't stand.
gee, wonder who's behind those posts?
>>69415399
*long gun registry* sorry for typo. Also repeal C42
>>69416035
This actually. Lets help fixing America - that way it would influentially fix us too.
>>69415932
Lol. You'll still be cucks. I'm guessing you're from Toronto.
>>69415875
>Canada tries to get Germany mad
>no one cares
>/pol/ makes Canacucks mad
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>>69411670
an intimate knowledge of american culture to rile up the overwhelming amount of american posters helps. how the kangaroos manage to keep up, i don't know.
>>69415809
Less guns out there means less guns being stolen and going into criminal markets.
Really man you need to quit being a butter cup and just go with Trudeau into the light. After four years I guarantee he will be praised for many issues and the ones he couldn't fix he will have made a big dent in and will be on the way to completing them. Then a conservative will probably win and take this country back to the dark ages.
>>69415957
I called a girl out in my high school anthropology course for touting "diversity" as the reason we should accept the migrants. Guess what... everybody sided with me on its emptiness and meaninglessness. Unless high school kids are just more redpilled now, then you're overblowing how many people actually believe that shit.
>>69415830
The great state of Michigan
lmao you're mad that you are too poor and can't live in BC. Canada is great fuck off cuck.
>>69415717
I'm never going to visit Northern Mexico, so that won't happen.
>>69416039
Yeah, we snuck some flag designers into the bottom corner of the world to get you to put a fucking fern on your flag...
>>69416189
I'm from the East side of Windsor. The nice and white side.
>>69416205
i honestly do believe certain canadian /pol/-tards are actually close to nervous breakdowns over being the butt of every joke here.
>>69416340
The whole thing is a disaster. Nobody talks to one another. Just politicians sucking the dicks of a foreign mongrel hoard.
>>69410573
i made dis
Trudeau 1 made the country a multicultural shithole and began our collapse
Trudeau 2 is just finishing the job
>>69416441
New Zealanders have the biggest and best dicks. Of course you want us on your side.
Silly Germany. Silly US of Murica.
ITT: INTERNATIONAL SHITPOSTING THREAD
>>69416338
I hope your post was a joke. Do some research on the bullshit issue of "owning a gun in canada" before you babble about how you wanna ram our pm in the ass. I get background checks done everyday and can have my license revoked at ANY time for anything as small as a speeding ticket. Gun owners are statistically the TOP citizens in Canadian society and all the retarted pm wants to do is penalize them with his knee jerk incoherent reactions.
>>69416550
People voted for Trudeau because he wasn't Harper, not because of "diversity".
>>69412752
Congratulations faggot, you just proved to everyone that you cant distinguish between the Australian and New Zealand flag
>>69416583
Maori have asian ancestry.Your dicks are statistically tiny.
>>69415212
>just fuck my shit up
Already did friendo.
>>69416583
> hobbits with big dicks
>>69416580
>multiculturalism is our collapse
The country is fine just going through a economic crisis, whitey is mad that smart minorities are outsourcing his dumb ass
>>69416580
Pretty damn much. Worst family in this country has to offer.
>>69414254
>we need to start putting yellow badges on canadians and confine them into ghettos. they can no longer be reasoned with.
lol good one bro you're so edgy, i'm sure the obese asian dyke in your arabic class will speak to you if you keep pretending to be all hardcore, seig heil chief.
>>69416663
dude thats what this whole board is for
>>69416885
No we're mad because you're disgusting animals that won't get the fuck out.
>>69409950
A lot of us shitpost to escape from reality.
t. Toronto
>>69416758
Mate even I sometimes struggle
>>69417009
>be Canadian
>get cucked
>>69409950
AF
UC
KI
NG
LE
AF
:^)
How hand is Polish of a language to learn. That's where gf's senpai is from, and they seem like they have their heads on straight over there.
>>69416806
Why do you think hobbits are so chill? We have big dicks and don;t need hummers or burgers to hide our shame fatty.
>>69416663
Would you rather blab on about your abortion, gun control, trump shilling jews crap all day, while getting absolutely nowhere with it because you can't put forth a structured argument to save your life?
This entire board is nothing but a cesspool of shitposting. Give yo head a shake
>>69417009
nuke us....please...
Behind every Canadian shitpost is a depressed and hopeless individual.
When your country has been cucked into oblivion what else do you have left?
>>69412050
>baby's first day on /pol/
lurk more. itll keep me from having to look at more leafs anyway. mapleniggers are the cancer of this board
>>69417192
you're gonna have a tough time as a non-native speaker.
it's rated as one of the hardest languages in the world to learn; i slip up a lot and i'm a native speaker (granted i've lived the majority of my life in Canada)
>>69417221
I've yet to see a structured argument in favor of more gun control in Canada (which already has one of the strictest gun control systems in the entire world). The stupid nigs are killing themselves in the ghettos over drugs and other stupid with with illegal guns brought over from the states.
>Gets bullied as kid
>"Why does no one like me? Why can't we just all get along?"
>Canadians start getting long
>"Scumbag piece of shits. Cancer of this fucking Earth go die."
>>69417420
do you have a contingency plan to move back? or any desire to? i have polish friends here but they grew up there and came to canada in their teens and 20's. most if not all have plans to go back once they've made enough money here.
>>69417304
truth. the leafs are dead. its all up to us now to save the white race now....so whitey is dead.
>>69417318
>>69417420
OKay, thanks for the info. GF's family speaks polish in the household, so maybe I can try and pick up some from them. Gf doesn't speak too much anymore though. What do you think is the best way to learn to speak polish?
>>69417739
Know Polish speakers who can correct you. That's how I learned Francais.
>>69409950
>What went wrong
Canada was always wrong, and it just got worse. Welcome to Canuckistan
>>69417909
>>69417870
Any chances of me finding an english speaking civ eng job in Poland?
That explains a lot. Several of the most notorious shitposters on /a/ at the moment are Canadian.
>>69409950
Daily remember that Canada will be multicultural forever and White will become a minority in your lifetime, and it is a good thing!
>>69417118
>says the country that let in 2 million random sandpeople last year
wew lad
YOU PC BRO??
>>69418839
>>>AN LGBT HATE CRIME & DIVERSITY RELATIONS UNIT IS NOW MONITORING THIS THREAD<<<
So progressive!!1!
>>69419079
The media stopped shilling this faggot as soon as he started flooding his Twitter with fetish shit.
>>69419265
Your media actually give coverage to this thing? What the hell is wrong with your country?
>>69411313
>tldr: hans got tired of prepping mohammed and decided to give russia and murica a ride down the old tonsilcoaster
I wish you Canadians could get off of Mr. Trudeaus wild ride as soon as possible
>>69409950
Ban us. Please just fucking ban us! The majority of leaf posters are turning this board into a glorified version of /b/.
>>69409950
It's the fucking chinks. You can tell just by the way they type.
>>69419574
Some of us will
Some of us won't be Canadian
>>69409950
Remove Trudeau and we will be sane again.
Make Canada Sane Again
>>69419931
Civil uprising when?
send them to an overseas penal colony where they will learn to shitpost properly
>>69417666
maybe later in life when i've made bare bank here
desu im not sure what i consider home anymore
whole family is there except my sister here but i have a lot of friends here as well-thank god for planes.
Its weird to think that the majority of your blood is on the other side of the planet
>>69417739
>>69418038
job environment in poland is pretty poor
by that i mean the money you make is pennies compared to what you'd make in canada, but the cost of living in poland is much lower so there is some parity there
but yes by far the best way to learn any language is heavy exposure: when i go back to poland and speak it day in and day out after a few days i feel like my grip on the language starts to strengthen
Please help us. Honestly, canada is so fucking confusing lately. Im afraid to publicly express any opinion here in this "Cultural mosaic".
I genuinely want some help with how to approach these fucks without losing my job or being beaten in the name of social justice.
>>69420014
remove the NDP while we're at it.
shoobe doobe doo wawa
>>69412224
>>69421501
Anon, don't be mean to me. Can you please remember my name?
Blue French dicks
Gold the mad house
Green Irish and Scottish lunatics
Red western alliance
