Why are you all so butthurt and touchy? Once in a while I will start a thread and imply that Americans are kind of silly. It is like kicking a hornets nest with hundreds of little angry burgers coming at me while hurling silly insults and threats.
It's like your butthurt levels are just as high as your cholesterol.
>>69277783
>that pic
Every time.
I'm angry all the time
assalam alaykum to you too my brother.
I hope you have a good lawyer, Abdul
>>69277783
Keep /int/ shit on/int/
>>69277783
Niggers will be niggers. Burgers are up there with Aussies with the amount of shitposts they make every day.
I'm just gonna leave this here >>69269675
>>69277783
The only reason your country exists is because we allow you to exist. You've got the shit posts, but when the shit his the fan, you aren't the one getting the call because you are irrelevant.
im a very serious person. I don't take kindly to being called "silly" by some jealous europoor.
>>69277783
The evil Amerikkkan pigs shall be purged soon brother, inshallah
>>69277783
I agree with Americans being too touchy
>>69278527
Cool post, you want to bring it to the white house?
>>69278825
Excuse me you fucking muslim communist, but America is the SINGLE reason you're not talking nazi. Fucking socialist.
>>69278919
With any luck you'll all be immigrating here when the muzzies take over.
MY CHOLESTEROL IS FINE YOU SALTY FUCK
>>69278581
But you are literally the silliest people ever. I have been to many countries but I never encountered the silliness I've seen coming from Americans elsewhere.
>>69279019
I am not saying America did not do great things during the war. I am just saying you are kind of silly.
>>69279195
Since you might be serious here OP I'll go ahead and break it down for you
>Europeans shit talk Americans as much as possible on almost every board
>Constantly
>4chan has always been a majority American website
>Some Americans start to take it personally and let the autismal rantings of foreign teenagers annoy them
>Europeans get slightly ribbed in response
>Euros get upset and claim it was all simply banter
I don't even live here in America and it's pretty easy to see how things the way they are
>>69279599
>>69278527
those posts were jokes btw
>>69280148
No I am not just talking about the boards. I am talking about silliness that transcends the webz. I have been to USA, it was a very pleasant trip and I enjoyed my stay.
But I still maintain that you are silly.
>>69277783
his name is Nudge. that's what was supposed to make the article humorous.
Lot of soft cunts desu
>>69277783
One thing people don't seem to realize is that Americans enjoy being angry and complaining.
>>69278527
So much this. Brits trying to talk shit when just today there was a bong posting about how he can't hang in California.
>>69281446
>Brits trying to talk shit
I am not British m8.
>>69280760
Can you be more specific about the alleged 'silliness' so we know what exactly we are talking about?
>>69280760
>still maintain
That's some shit english senpai
>>69278000
this
>>69278000
This
Trips to confirm
>>69282325
>Can you be more specific about the alleged 'silliness'
I could write volumes on this.
Like this one time I went to this nice restaurant, good scores, nice place, expensive interior. So I look through the menu and order a sea food platter, one of the premium dishes with lobster, scallops, squid, fish and so on, very nice and pricey ingredients.
When the waitress comes in with the food she hands me the biggest fucking plate of food I have ever seen and every piece of seafood on that plate was deep fried in batter.
All those high quality proteins, ruined, deep fried in grease and batter. This is when I realized how silly americans really are. Who would do such a thing?
Plus they dont use the metric system.
>>69277783
Can anyone else distinguish between American caucasians and british caucasians? I can instantly tell the dude in that pic is british. I think it's the ears, nose, and jaw.
>>69282464
Actually its perfectly fine English my silly friend.
>>69283537
I was thinking the same. He looks way too British to be American.
>>69277783
I was under the impression that the silly insults and threats were banter. Who can't handle what, Sven?
>>69283439
>Swedes think Red Lobster is nice
>>69277783
EXCESSIVE
>>69284694
ROFL
>>69283537
>>69284259
Yeah, he looks a fairly healthy weight
>>69277783
he just wants to do his job, brits should realize when someone just wants to work at a place and not be a cunt
>>69284473
>I was under the impression that the silly insults and threats were banter. Who can't handle what, Sven?
If I would lash out and respond with the same you would have a case. Yet I just call you guys kind of silly. I am not even saying that you definitely ARE silly, just kind of silly. I could do much worse but it sums it up perfectly so I don't think I have to go any further than that.
>>69277783
deal w/it
>>69285012
The dude would never survive on a construction site in the US if he can't British office banter.
>>69277783
I'm happier than a pig in shit or momma June with a bucket of gravy
>>69285449
>burger jokes
>""""""banter""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHkUK_W2nuo
Cause you're screwing around too much. Get to work.
>>69278471
>shitposts
You misspelled bantz
>>69283439
This is what you call silly?
Clearly you didn't finish reading the description since places always put the condition it is cooked in
>>69284946
lel this anon thought the replies were gong to start pouring in :(
>>69284694
>>69284827
I wish I would have gone to red lobster, at least there I would have expected it. This is what happens when silly people cook.
Just boiling the damn thing, splitting it in two and squeezing some lemon over it will make it taste a thousand times better.
>>69284946
Only his teeth will be able to confirm
>>69284822
>Forgetting that in retaliation America marched it's way into cucknadia and burned their Parliament building to the ground leaving only the foundation left
>>69286311
I did to be honest.
I'm going to slit my wrists with a plastic spoon now.
>>69284946
We literally only have a million more fat people than you do
And you are the fattest nation in Europe
>>69285627
Comedy programs are the highest form of "art" your country is currently able to produce, so it's a good thing you excel at them
>>69286401
Like I said, if you had read the whole description you would have know it was fried, that's what the menu was for
Link to their website for proofs
>>69286521
You have more fat people than people in my country lmao
>>69286521
Still far less fat than USA.
Too many people binge on packets of biscuits here, but Americans drink 6L of corn-syrup a day with their burgers and waffles.
>>69286503
take a shot of apple juice before you post, your replies will skyrocket
>>69285627
>Arguably some of the weakest Seinfeld material ever against easily the worst episode of Peep show ever
God you people are terrible at comedy when you're actually trying.
>>69286843
>A million
>Far Less
>In a nation that doesn't even have 70 million people
Top shelf shitposting there lad.
>6L
>literally 202 fl oz
>The average plastic bottle of soda that people drink in a day is only 12 fl oz
You know nothing about my country do you Ahmed?
Americans are by far the most defensive people on /pol/
You'd think the fact they say they live in the greatest country in the world would make them care a lot less about what people think, wouldn't you? But nope, say anything bad about America and the whole army comes out to reply
>>69286744
It said nothing about deep fried batter. It was a special and not a permanent object of the menu and besides, this was years ago.
I do not really understand why you would try to contest this though, a lot of food in your country is deep fried.
Look, I am not saying Americans are stupid, unbearable, cold or mean. You are a bit silly and butthurt that is all, there are plenty of worse words available to label a people, no?
>>69277783
It's just a banter, what's wrong with you, paki?
Yea, yea, we all know how to transport a hidden messages.
>>69287484
>I do not really understand why you would try to contest this though, a lot of food in your country is deep fried.
Yes but I don't understand why it wouldn't list it as fried since that is a very important distinction in a seafood restaurant, even at a dockside grill they would tell you as much. We may love fried foods but we never neglect to specify if food is or not
Also thank you for not being a cunt, Euros like yourself are why I still have a hard time deciding to just let Europe burn on it's own
>>69277783
Is this real?
>>69287591
92% of your country is obese Tyrone
>>69287896
Half the time that garbage excuse for a "news company" posts shit like this just to get people angry.
Only time they didn't was Rotherham, literally every other instance I have seen has been nothing more than "lets post this to make people grind their teeth and punch a wall"
>>69277783
This is a bullshit post and a bullshit thread by a bullshit country by a bullshit person. You need to recognize we've been through a lot, pearl harbor and 9/11. You need to remember and respect them.
>>69288055
>Is this real?
Yes.
>>69288434
>Sweden
>Yes
Hehehehe
>>69287788
>not having overwhelming pride in your nation
This is why you people are letting le weed man run rampant
>>69289077
>Overwhelimg pride
>Not laughing at inferiors mocking your country
Nope, you don't have overwhelming pride in your nation, in fact you are so UNSURE of your nation you feel the need to defend any negative comment about it
>This is why you people are letting le weed man run rampant
Why do you let black people run rampant in your country?
>Be Polish
>learn the english language since being 7.
>go to Britain because polan had a shitty economics
>live 10 years in the UK
>calling ourselfs "polacks, limeys, micks, sheepshaggers, nazis, potatoes" for laughs - none offended.
And theres always that newly met guy:
"U know m8 - iv i went to polan for work i wud lern the language"
Oy, cunt - i'm not a fucking walking polish embassy, some people are cunts. Go and write "it's disgusting" in Daily mail's comment box after a terrorist attack and change your profile pic for a fucking flag of a country you will never go to, you fucking giro yob.
sick of this shit.
>>69289422
>why are you letting black people run rampant
t. Ping Pong Ching Chong
>>69288069
>92% of your country is obese
Kek you wish
>United States % of adults who are obese: 33.9%
>United Kingdom % of adults who are obese: 22.7%
United States % of adults who are normal: 35.7%
>United Kingdom % of adults who are normal: 33.9%
United States % of adults over weight(BMI between 19 - 25%): 66.9%
United Kingdom % of adults over weight: 61%
kikes are ruining usa, lots of fluoride and chemtrails, even mike adams the health ranger is actually lance armstrong
>>69290629
>mike adams the health ranger is actually lance armstrong
>>69277783
I really don't understand this meme of Americans not being able to handle the banter. Me and my friends and Co workers banter all the time. I even harass this old man and he's a good sport about it all.
Where the fuck are these cucks coming from?
>tfw grew up constantly dishing out bantz
>tfw most people liked me but like 20% thought I was a massive bully and an asshole
pussy Americans literally conditioned me to hold back my banter and I have to deal with it all day
>>69280148
>Europeans shit talk Americans as much as possible on almost every board
>Constantly
>4chan has always been a majority American website
>Some Americans start to take it personally and let the autismal rantings of foreign teenagers annoy them
>Europeans get slightly ribbed in response
>Euros get upset and claim it was all simply banter
So much this. I even will joke ack and then europoors will get asshurt and be like "it was just a prank bro!"
Whatever, I'm only still on this shit site for the dank memes anymore anyway. That's all it's good for.
>>69283439
Maybe learn how to read next time so you know what you're ordering. Jesus Christ, son. You can get crab and lobster that isn't breaded. In fact, I don't think lobster even comes breaded. And shrimp comes either way, however you want it. Sounds like you're the silly one with poor reading comprehension. But I don't hold it against you. I'm sure you're very nice in real life.
>>69291177
>Me and my friends and Co workers banter all the time
So where are you working? At the silly company?
>>69277783
233 years later and britcucks still mad
>>69293071
>I don't think lobster even comes breaded.
Thats my point! Check mate you silly burger!
>>69290029
But amerinon, which scale for obesity are you using.
American scale allows the carrying of more fat before hitting obese threshhold than EU scale.
Didn't you know?
>>69289503
>learn the english language since being 7
>>69294656
No they don't. The US follows the WHO guidelines for bmi thresholds.
>>69291177
>Me and my friends and Co workers banter all the time.
This, same here. I work with a bunch of fellow university students in an IT Office and we give each other shit for everything. Even the women lay down occasional bantz.
>>69294072
Walmart.
>>69278000
That's my secret cap'
