So I'm a brit who just moved to Cali about 10 months ago. I can't believe how fucking stupid this shit is. So here we go:
>Have amazing health insurance
>Get a cut on thumb
>Doesn't need stitches but I'm a pussy
>Wait about 3 hours
>Get neosporin and gauze and sent on my way
>Receive bill
>$140
>lol
>Go buy fruit and vegetables
>Expect to pay $10 for everything
>End up paying $14
>They tax everything
>Have to file taxes
>Seriously? Employers do this shit for you in UK you fucking shithouse.
>Dirty pan handler approaches me
>"Excuse me yadaadada I need money"
>Got none sorry.
>Just looks at me
>"I can't fucking believe people like you maan"
>Get in car, drive off.
>Later that day
>Get shot dead by a black guy because I'm oppressing dem' black folk by simply existing
On top of all this, I'm having to learn Spanish just to communicate with most people. It ain't regular Castilian either, it's like slang or whatever.
Plus, why the fuck does everyone here think native americans just sprouted out the ground? They killed the first settlers here after they arrived from Serbia. The Indians weren't exactly doing anything productive with their land anyway.
Moving back to England next year.
>>69269675
>commiefornia
you brought this on yourself
>>69269827
recommend me a better state please. Is....Is nevada...is that okay?
>>69269946
montana, north and south dakota, wyoming, vermont and maine are the only good states left
>>69269675
>be in uk
>get cut on thumb while I'm praising allah
>Allah will heal it, doesn't bother me
>after prayer go to the market and find the halal section
>try to steal because I'm poor
>sharia police catch me
>lol
>sharia police let me off after they cut off my hand
>other hand got infected from cut
>Allah still needs time to heal it
>end up dying from my hand infection
>be british
>get a cut on thumb
>go to hospital
>wait among the fat nigs with their 20 kids
>show your cut to the doctor
>doctor calls police for owning an assault knife
>go buy fruit and vegetables
>can't find them because they moved them for the new hallal section
>some arab approaches me with a bag
>اللعنة عليك الكفار
>explode
>>69270210
>be french
>get bombed
insh'allah
>>69269675
>Commiefornia
Why the fuck would you expect anything else after moving there?
>>69269675
>brit who just moved to Cali
You gained nothing, no freedoms.
>>69270210
>>69270187
This is all satire though. Thing is, I'm dead serious.
>>69269675
Not to mention the natives were all slavers. When small pox decimated them (before we fucking knew germ theory) there was actually an event of global cooling while the trees grew back.
>>69269675
You sound like an ignorant bitch who was coddled by the British welfare system. Seriously, going to the doctor for a fucking cut thumb? How ignorant are you to not differentiate between an emergency and not an emergency?
We don't want you here in the promised land, you FUCKING KEKOLD.
>>69269946
>>69270101
>>69269946
Tennessee is nice and pretty white besides Memphis Alaska is amazing
>>69270210
France trying to joke about a Muslim problem.
>>69270775
THERE AIN'T SHIT HERE FOR US TO TAKE. THE FOOD IS FUCKING FLAVOURLESS, YOU'VE GOT MANIACS RUNNING AROUND WITH GUNS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP IT, YOUR LAWS ARE FUCKING DUMB BUT THEY NEVER CHANGE. YOUR ONLY LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS TRUMP AND THE FAGS AND PAEDOS AINT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN.
>>69269946
No Nevada is full of beaners get out of the west unless your going to be in the north west go north east or south east or texas or Alaska
>>69271109
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR BACON?? IT'S LIKE 80-90% FAT AND FILLED WITH FUCKING GREASE.
>>69269675
I believe you mean Siberia op
>>69271109
Yell more, cuck. You must be disadvantaged if you can't find flavorful food in California, which is basically the organic agricultural and farm-to-table capital of the world.
All the Mexicans must trigger you about how you lost your sweetheard to Ahmed, eh, cuck?
>>69271304
shit
>>69271329
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>69271463
10/10 thread, thanks.
>>69271109
What laws are shit and we don't have a gun problem we have a nigger problem
>>69271245 stop buying cheap fucking Bacon Europoor
> im american im going to medical school here because my wife is polish
>>69269675
Silly brits, always dropping acid.
>>69269946
Go to Texas
>>69270101
Those are shit States man
>Vermont
Say hi to Bernie
>>69269675
>I'm a pussy
Stating the obvious eh Oliver?
>>69271109
>MANIACS RUNNING AROUND WITH GUNS
>state with high amount of gun control
>>69269675
So..
>you're a pussy
>you're bad at math
>you're a baby who can't take care of yourself or your money
>you don't look down on these people like the rest of us
>(unfortunately this didn't happen)
To top it all off, of all the places you chose to go, you picked California.
Please get your plane ticket early, cuck.
>>69269675
Chill out and smoke weed you racist puto.
>>69271847
What's shit about them?
>>69272118
Wow, you've proved yourself so worthy of this world by working hard at something no one will ever remember you for.
>>69272158
Loser.
>>69269675
>Moving back to England next year.
>>69272294
If you don't think Don represents the coasts you're so fucking deluded, lol.
>>69269675
Why did you seek professional medical care for a cut on your thumb that doesn't need stitches? Don't Brits keep band aids, disinfectant, and antibiotic I their homes?
>>69272459
That made me kek for some reason
>>69272553
I could give a shit less
>>69269675
>>69269946
>>69270439
>>69271109
>>69271245
>>69271463
>>69272330
>waste doctors time
>complain about healthcare
>get punked by niggers cause your a faggot and can be seen as easy pickings from a mile away
>complain about being this beta
shit, I live in long beach...you'd better be a fucking man or else you will get your shit wrecked . lel it ws probably me to did it to you, just because you fuckin soft ass pussy. take your ass back to britcuck, ill even punk your faggot police too you bitch. =^)
>>69273024
couldn't*
>>69269675
>go buy fruit and vegetables
>tax
Califag here, that's how I know you're shitposting. There's no tax on fruit and veggies in CA. In fact most food items are tax free.
>>69273028
the butthurt is real! stay mad spic
>>69273028
This is why niggers shouldn't breed.
>>69269675
>im a pussy
answered all your questions there
>>69270210
> be french
>>69269675
That's what you get for moving to Commiefornia.
>>69270210
>>doctor calls police for owning an assault knife
holy shit ive never laughed so hard
this wasnt even that funny
what the fuck
HAHAHAHA
>>69273024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_J2JNdC9Vg
>>69269946
Nevada is better than California but you don't want to go there. Go to Texas.
>>69270101
This guy is wrong about the dakotas.
>>69272961
No not since a child strangled himself with a rope made out of bandaids
>>69269675
>Have amazing health insurance
>Get a cut on thumb
Why would you go to the hospital for a cut on your thumb.
>>69273647
Fart!
>>69273761
Poop! XD
(no offense to indians)
>>69273244
>>69273294
this is why faggots should stay online
dont bitch when the only thing saving you is a gun. and half the time that dont even work. lol you faggots stay scared shitless.
none of you would even dare step foot in this city without getting your ass handed to you, meanwhile I get access to some of the most beautiful women in the world and respect from OG's.
staymad
I live in California and it isn't so bad unless you're a poorfag. I live in a white community and haven't had to deal with nonwhites except for at work. I'm willing to bet you moved to SoCal.
>>69273999
i have a 3.00 K/D in call of duty so you should shut up because i would fucking destroy you
>>69269946
One word.
Texas.
>>69269946
Go to Texas or Portland Oregon. You literally chose the worst state
>>69269675
America sucks if you are poor, that is why we work so hard to be well off and America overall remains rich.
.
You want America to be like euro? Where being poor is comfortable?
Go back to England, just remember low jobs and this chart await you.
>>69269946
The only things you've listed which have the possibility to be better in other states are sales taxes and blacks. You should really just leave the USA.
>>69270101
>Unironically forgetting New Hampshire
>>69270439
a serious pussy
>>69271109
>Being this triggered
NorCalfag here, we are pretty based up here Nigel. You should come check us out. Sacramento or up north more and you should see a big difference.
>>69273028
Found the nigger.
>>69269675
>>Go buy fruit and vegetables
>>Expect to pay $10 for everything
>>End up paying $14
>>They tax everything
You happen to live in a state that taxes food
for example New York doesn't tax food, but they tax clothes
Massachusetts doesn't tax clothes, but they tax food
>>69273999
Stay down south, and enjoy your short as poor life nigger.
>>69270439
Move back to coward-land then if the liberalest US state was too hardcore for you.
>>69275250
Have you ever been to SoCal? I've been more often than I'd like, but most people I know actively avoid it.
>>69275530
North America not showing price with taxes included everytime is retarded though
>>69275530
MA only taxes prepared foods.
>>69275530
CA doesn't tax food. You get taxed on bottled drinks, but that's for the bottle itself.
>>69276267
>North America not showing price with taxes included everytime is retarded though
France letting millions of muslims in without papers is cool.
I'm guessing you're not Charlie Hebdo, eh (tous des sacrements ici).
Tou. Maudit. Trou d'Ane.
>>69276716
>speak about price tags
>MUUUUH MUSLIMSSS !!!!!!11111111
ok
>>69269675
>cut on finger
>go to clinic
> $140
That's how the US keeps faggots who don't actually need to go to the clinic from coming back and wasting everybody's time.
California
Lol
>>69269675
>Moving back to England next year.
Good.
>>69276971
>trolling is indeed a art
>>69272330
Can I live in your basement since we don't have them in California? I can call you mate too.
>>69277261
/thread
>>69269675
you realise with your high taxes you actully come out about the same or worse in the UK? you just have to save and plan in america
>>69269675
>moved to Cali.
Stopped reading there, you're fucking retarded.
>>69269675
>They killed the first settlers here after they arrived from Serbia
What? Where did you go to school?
>moved to Cali
There's your problem britfag.
>>69276267
No it's not, taxes can vary from city to city, like they add 1 cent tax to pay for roads. It saves on production cost, if they had to pay for labeling and researching each food in each and every city and region you are shipping to, you'd pay more you froggert retard.
>>69269675
>Get a cut on thumb
>going to the hospital for this
Stay in Bongland you snaggle-toothed faggot. We have more important shit to worry about than "Nigel Cucksworth getting a booboo"
>>69274108
>>69275610
Better to live one day as a lion than a thousand years as a sheep.
>implying anything other than SanFran isnt already ours
I come and go through my state as I please. Real niggas do what they want, Bitch niggas do what they can.
prolly fucked your future bitch desu
>select all images with palm trees
capatcha knows
>>69269675
The first thing is your fault for not just going to the drug store and buying your own antiseptic and gauze.
The second thing is bullshit because groceries are tax exempt in California.
The third thing implies pikeys, panhandlers, and gypsies don't exist everywhere.
>>69276716
do you realise how stupid you are?
please kill yourself you're useless
>>69269675
If you had insurance, you'd only pay your co-pay. usually it's $20-$25.
California does not tax groceries. Only prepared food or heated meals are taxed for sales tax. You're full of shit.
I've been to fucking England. The panhandlers there will mug you if you acknowledge them because they're fearless. You can't even carry fucking pepper spray. London is a shithole.
>Get shot dead by a black guy because I'm oppressing dem' black folk by simply existing
>POSTS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
Did St. Peter send you back because you're too fucking dumb?
>>69269946
Yes. It's the best of California nature with none of the bullshit. Try Tahoe/Reno/Carson city
>>69269675
Food isn't taxed in California you lying faggot.
>>69279572
Sure you did Chip. Keep pretending to be a nigger whiteboi
>>69282121
great thing about being me is, I dont have to hide.
that's the not so great thing about being you.
