/pol/ Decides the 2004 Election: Part 2
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GOP primaries are closing up.
PRIMARY RULES:
>post candidate + state
>dubs in last four digits gets state win
>trips eliminates candidate from the race of your choice/gives their delegates to another candidate of your choice
>quads gets somebody to primary Howard Dean in the Democratic primary
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>69192546
>>69196405
Alaska for Hitler
write in Sarah Palin for Alaska
>>69196479
reroll
>>69196506
reroll 2
ghost drops outs, gives to farage
>>69196405
Ghost wins LA
>>69196405
Nevada for Hitler
paul drops, delegates to hitler
Oregon goes to Hitler
>>69196405
Write in Bernie Sanders for Oregon
>>69196405
hitler for missouri
mississippi farage
>>69196405
Kasich drops out gives to ghost
>>69196566
Noice
>>69196405
Hitler Missouri
>>69196405
Oklahoma for Farage
>>69196405
Ghost with the win in LA
>>69196575
Reroll
>>69196405
New Mexico for Hitler!
Write in Bernie Sanders for West Virginia
>>69196566
Hitler takes Nevada
>this Hitler landslide
get schlonged
>>69196659
Bang
ron paul alaska
Nancy Pelosi primary challenge
>>69196633
Fuckin winrar
Utah hitler
>>69196405
mississippi for farage
>>69196405
Ron Paul drops. Delegates to Ghost
>>69196405
Ghost drops gives Delawares to paul
Mississippi for Arnold
(I'm still calling election fraud on Illinois though)
Write in
Sarah Palin for Alaska
>>69196683
Ghost with AR
>>69196688
>wasted dubs
Hitler for Oklahoma!
Hilter New Mexico
>>69196714
roll for this
>>69196727
>>69196730
Spooky
>>69196683
Utah Hitler
>>69196758
reroll again
>>69196743
rerolling
>>69196506
Alaska for Hitler
>>69196749
reroll
>>69196683
Ghost for Alaska
Hitler drops, gives delegates to Paul
>>69196683
Indiana for farage
>>69196683
Hitler Utah
>>69196791
rerolling one last time
>>69196709
No
Hitler 4 alaksa
Jeb! gives hitler poison guac and steals all his delegates
[spoiler]mac book pro baby[/spoiler]
>>69196683
Utah for the ghost
>>69196683
Hitler Utah rollin
>>69196709
reroll
>>69196798
reroll again
>>69196835
reroll
Mizzou Farage
>>69196838
Reroll
>>69196683
Battle for utah leggo Hitler
>>69196679
>mfw I got WV to feel the bern
NEWT FOR OREGON
>>69196861
one more time
>>69196683
come on leggo hitler utah
>>69196727
reroll
Hitler Louisiana
Maryland Farage
>>69196843
I lied, rolling again for Alabama for Arnold
>>69196683
Ghost wins Wyoming
>>69196683
Hitler utah come on baby
>>69196683
GhOsT gets Alaska
Oklahoma for Hitlerrrrrrr
>>69196858
one more reroll
>>69196683
Oy Vey! Hitler for Utah
Bernie Sanders for Vermont
>>69196910
NEWT MUST WIN SOMETHING
REROLL
>>69196930
reroll
Hitler drops out, endorses Paul
>>69196958
Hitler MEtah
>>69196683
Unlimited rolls right?
Hitler Utah
Missouri for Arnold
>>69196683
More ghost in Indiana
>>69196683
HITLER for Oklahoma
oklahoma hitler
>>69196730
reroll
>>69196749
Fuck that dumb blonde
she's a fucking Joke to our state.
>>69197000
Oh god
>>69196683
oklahoma for farage
>>69196844
winrar
>>69197000
TRIPS
PLEASE GET RID OF HITLER
>>69196989
R-r-r-reroll
>>69197020
rerolling
>>69197042
reroll
>>69197012
Very punny
>>69197044
Never waste a roll!
>>69196683
Hitler Utah
>>69196683
Ghost for missouri 2016
oregon Farage
>>69196611
>>69196633
>>69196656
>>69196659
>>69196662
>>69196670
>>69196679
Nigel Farage takes Mississippi, Oklahoma
Hitler takes Missouri, Oregon, New Mexico
Ghost takes Louisiana
Write-In Bernie Sanders takes West Virginia
>>69196683
louisiana for farage
>>69197045
FUCK YOU
>>69197000
>>69197045
Don't listen. Follow your heart, Anon
>>69196683
Puerto Rico Farrage. Islands States for the island king
Oklahoma to Hitler
>>69197073
reroll Missouri for Arnold
>>69197097
Reroll
hitler wins oklahoma
>>69196683
ghost for alaska
>>69197035
But she's a brunet?
>>69197000
Newt think of the white children
alaska for newt gingrich
hitler for alaska
>>69197128
Write in waka Flocka for Utah
>>69197000
GET THE FUCK IN HERE. YOU'RE NEEDED
delaware for adolf
>>69197219
reeee rolll
>>69197128
Fuck I need to start paying attention before I roll
Maryland for Arnold
>>69197128
Maryland for Bernie
>>69197128
HITLER for maryland
>>69197223
WINRAR OP
>>69197128
Washington DC john McCain
>>69197128
hitler for indy
Write in Sarah Palin for Alaska
Hitler wins Delaware
>>69196405
make it happen
>>69197211
>>69197223
Noice
>>69197163
reroll
Hitler for road island
Vroom vroom
>>69197128
wyoming hitler
>>69197264
reroll
>>69197253
reroll
>>69197252
Rerolling
Maryland for Arnold
>>69197000
GET RID OF JEWT
Hitler drops
Bernie Get Delaware
hitler in delaware
>>69197331
>>69197264
HITLER GETS MARYLAND OP>>69197128
>>69196405
Bettin Ron Paul on Nevada
>>69197279
reroll
>>69197128
>waka Flocka
waka Flocka for Nebraska
>>69197000
Come onnn
maryland Farage
ROLLIN FOR HITLER IN UTAH
>>69197269
rerolllllllllllll
>>69197128
hitler drops, give delegates to ron
Hitler drops
Bernie for Delaware
>>69197128
waka Flocka for Alaska
>>69197316
Reroll hitler
Hitler wins Delaware already!
Oklahoma for Arnold
>>69197378
rerollin
INDIANA FOR BERNIE
>>69197438
Reroll for Waka Flocka
Paul drops, gives delegates to ghost
>>69197425
rerollin
>>69197128
Bernie takes Indiana after someone mixes up the democrat and republican winners.
Hitler drops
Bernie for new hampshire
>>69197000
he won alaska
>>69197211
if op stops being a lazy cuntbag
Alaska Newt Gingrich
but the drops out after
>>69197448
confirmed hitler wins delaware
>>69197471
REROlll
Gingrich for the flyover state with 34 delegates next to California.
Why isn't the /pol/ hero anyway? Literally the most based politician to ever hold a strong position of power.
Ghost Indiana
>>69197395
reroll
>>69197466
WINRAR
>>69197476
reroll
>>69197466
fugg :DDD
>>69197480
rerolling
new hampshire for adolf
Utah to Hitler
Ghost go boom
Hitler for deleware
Paul drops and endorses Hitler
>>69197505
>>69197438
Rollll for waka Flocka
>>69196844
>>69196883
>>69197000
>>69197003
>>69197022
>>69197033
Ghost takes Indiana
Nigel Farage takes Maryland
Hitler takes Alaska, Utah
Ron Paul takes Delaware
Ron Paul
>>69197128
Ghost Nebraska
>>69197166
Do you know the definition of a blonde?
She fits it perfect.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Newt drops
Bernie for rhode island
>>69197459
Goddammit, I'm stupid
Connecticut for Arnold
>>69197128
Nebraska for Bernie Sanders
NH for AH
Ghost gives to Farage
>>69197522
Even the winrar winrars>>69197466
>>69197626
Reroll
>>69197511
>>69197511
I've asked myself that before
Hitler in West Virginia
>>69197627
Rerolling
>>69197616
BERNIE TAKES NEBRASKA
>>69197653
Rerollin
>>69197616
>>69197223
OP you forgot this
>>69197642
reroll
new hampshire for hitler
Write in Sarah Palin for Nebraska
>>69197511
>nevada
>flyover
you're joking right?
>>69197675
reroll again
>>69197633
FUCK WHY
Hitler drops, endorses Bernie
>>69197616
Wyoming Nigel
>>69197616
Fuck I cant remember that state right next to idaho
Hitler Nebraska
Paul for Wyoming
>>69197585
Reboom
Hitler is assassinated by ghost, and absorbs his delegates
new hampshire for adolf hitler
Tom Selleck Quads get
>>69197701
rerollin
>>69197616
waka Flocka for Rhode island
>>69197684
rerolling for BERNIE IN NEBRASKA
>>69197616
Hitler Nebraska
>>69197775
So close
>>69197786
this
>>69197710
Ok, flyover+hookers and blow pitstop.
Wyoming Jeb
>>69197642
rerolling
>>69197767
>>69197791
winrar
>>69197767
Roll for this.
Hitler is out, Bernie gets his delegates
wyoming is hitler country
Connecticut for Bernie
>>69197760
reroll
>>69197714
FUCK YEAH, ARNOLD WINS CONNECTICUT
Rhode Island for Arnold
>>69197804
Destroy ghost
Hitler win
>>69197749
Fuck yeah first try!
>>69197616
Southernmost state for Hitler
I'm ashamed of my geography knowledge but I'm drunk lol
>>69197616
ron paul arkansas
>>69197441
Hitler takes Rhode Island
wyoming hitler
>>69197868
REROLL
Arkansas
Ben Carson
>>69197616
Ghost Wyoming
HITLER DIES IN A WHORING ACCIDENT NEWT TAKES HIS DELEGATES
write in Sarah Palin for Nebraska..
Ghost drops out and endorses Hitler
>>69196405
Arnie!
>>69197945
Reroll
rolling again
PR LOVES HITLER
>>69197918
rerolling for Ghost Wyoming
>>69197885
Reroll reaim reclaim
>>69197820
casinos
>>69197936
Roll for this.
>>69198012
reroll
>>69197918
Hitler out. Delegates to Ghost
wyoming for hitlerzzz
HITLER DIES FROM FURIOUS MASTURBATION BERNIE TAKES HIS DELEGATES
>>69197918
Hitler in Wyoming
ghost arkansas
>>69197986
reroll
>>69197918
Arnold took Connecticut
>>69197714
Rolling Arkansas for Arnold
>>69198000
trips hitler gets aids, delegates to paul
wyoming for hitler
Bernie Wyoming
>>69197944
>>69197791
FEEL THE BERN
>>69198012
>>69198030
rollan one last time
>>69198000
Anon use this power wisely
>>69198000
WINRAR
ghost nebraska
>>69198000
this guy decides the election
remove hitler from the game
farage wyoming
>>69198043
Reroll
>>69198059
rerolling Arkansas for Arnold
>>69198000
get rid of hitler pls, he's ineligible to run anyway (not an american)
>>69198000
Who should drop out? I think you should give Hitler's delegates to Bernie.
HITLER DROPS OUT GIVES DELEGATES TO BERNIE SANDERS
>>69198133
Well fuck
>>69198000
Vermont for Arnold
>>69197622
>>69197779
>>69197900
Ghost takes Nebraska
Arnold takes Connecticut
Hitler takes Arkansas
>>69198164
that would piss off a lot of people. I think there might be riots!
Ron Paul trip on hitler landmine
>>69198000
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE POWER YOU HOLD
ghost nebraska pls
>>69198086
Hitler wants to MAGA
>>69198000
Don't defy the will of the people. If he loses we write in Hitler.
>>69198205
Ghost in Wyoming
>>69198000
>>69198086
Who drops out?
wyoming ghosto
>>69198061
Jesus Christ fuck you Aussie. Haven't you used up your allotted shitposting mb yet?
>>69198205
Wyoming Newt
>>69198205
Eliminate Hitler.
Also, what happens upon brokered convention?
>>69198264
reroll
Hitler fucks off and endorses Bernie
Hitler Wyoming.
>>69197918
It HABBENDS to Hitler - delegates to RuPaul.
>>69198205
Ghost for whatever the fuck is left
>>69198190
REROLLING FOR HITLER TO DROP OUT AND GIVE DELEGATES TO BERNIE
>>69197616
Nigel drops out & gives delegates to hitler
>>69198205
Wyoming for Arnold
>>69198205
Hitler Wyoming
>>69198205
Hitler for dc
>>69198205
But I wasn't rolling for Ghost OP, I was rolling for write in Sarah Plain
Also Sarah Palin for Wyoming
Ghost takes Wyoming.
Ron Paul drops out and endorses uncle Adolf
Hitler out. Ghost in.
>>69198304
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
Hitler dies delegates to Ron Paul
>>69198315
reroll
Bernie for DC
>>69197918
which ever the state is with 25 delegates, Connecticut? to Paul
>>69198205
Bernie for DC and Puerto Rico
>>69198355
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
>>69198004
Hitler wins Puerto Rico
>>69198331
Palin*
>>69198205
>>69198004
don't forget Hitler won Puerto Rico
this roll is for a nazi NH
Hitler takes Washington DC and erects a giant statue of Herman the German
>>69198392
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
>>69198394
DC MUST FEEL THE BERN
Ghost for Wyoming.
>>69198394
Ghost for Wyoming
>>69198394
GHOST FOR WYOMING
Hitler for Wyoming.
Hitler takes DC
>>69198394
Hitler New Hampshire
>>69198394
Hitler Wyoming
Hitler takes DC in a landslide
>>69198394
Bernie in NH
GHOST FROM TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO TAKES WYOMING AND RAPES EVA BRAUN.
Hitler!
Nevada is his
>>69198394
HITLER WYOMING
ghost wins wyoming
Hitler New Hampshire
>>69198441
DC YES!
>>69198437
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
write in Sarah Palin for Wyoming
>>69198445
>>69198447
wow same post, same dubs, one second apart.
3 spoopy 5 me
>>69198394
In a crazy twist, Hitler gives all his votes to Sanders.
Everybody is baffled by this turn of events.
>>69198300
Ghost takes Wyoming
Hitler takes Paul
Then the election
HITLER DIES
Paul drops, endorses Nigel
>>69198469
reroll
>>69198394
Nigel Wyoming
Farage New Hampshire
Farage drops and goes to Hitler
Voter fraud
Carson clearly being snubbed
i thought i already saw a Hitler for NH post
whatever, rolling for Hitler NH
>>69198200
Fuck, I got Vermont and New Hampshire mixed up
Rolling New Hampshire fore Arnold
Hitler to be cucked.
>>69198534
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
>>69198544
Hitler NH
>>69198544
brokered!
NH goes to Hitler
Hitler drops for GHOST, FROM TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO!
>>69198544
DC FOR BERNIE OP>>69198441
Hitler for NH
>>69198585
rerolling
HITLER DIES AND GIVES VOTES TO GHOST
DC for Ghost
Hitler for NH.
>>69198544
Bernie won DC >>69198441
Hitler drops, endorses Farage
Satanic hitler kill paul
>>69198441
Bernie Sanders wins DC
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
HITLER FOR KEKING.
Farage to drop out and endorse Hitler
ghost drops out delegates to paul
>>69198544
Drop Hitler. Ghost takes delegates
>>69198544
Hitler New Hampshire
>>69198653
Re-roll
>>69198666
op gets trips?
>>69198666
McCain wins NH
>>69198666
NH to paul
>>69198666
SHIUT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>69198666
B R O K E R E D
Alright that's it boys, primaries are over
New Hampshire goes for Adolf Hitler
NH to nEWT
Hitler kills himself again, after murdering Ron Paul
Ghost takes NH.
Hitler NH
Hitler takes NH
>>69198394
HITLER WYOMING
Hitler NH
McCain wins the convention since it's stacked for the most establishment candidate
>>69198622
ARNOLD ALREADY WON NEW HAMPSHIRE YOU MONGS
BROKERED CONVENTION
>>69198544
Ghost takes Hitler's delegates
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
also when is the next one of these gona be?
>>69198781
reroll
How are brokered conventions decided?
>>69198746
REROLL FOR NEWWWT
>>69198807
reroll
Tom Selleck quads get
Nigel's delegates to Hitler
>>69198666
NH to Bernie after they got chucked by Vermont
Quad for hitler god
Kill paul
rolling for quads.
>>69198749
>>69198749
Reroll
>>69198852
Reroll
>>69198856
888 it's happening
>>69198807
>>69198850
again
>>69198799
dubs of truth
>>69198810
reroll for Hitler drop 4 bernie
>>69198879
fuck
GHOST TAKES HITLER'S DELEGATES!
>>69198889
GOD DAMN IT
Ghost cucks Hitler.
>>69198886
Fuck
Ron Paul's delegates go to Hitler
dubs be with me
>>69198858
AHHHHHH
FEEL THE BERN NH!
OP, WHEN ARE THE NEXT ELECTIONS?
hitler out, bernie delegates
GHOST ENDORSES BERNIE SANDERS.
ghost for us virgin islands
Hitler takes Farage's delegates
>>69198999
Hitler kill paul
There can only be one
rolling for trips.
Everyone else's delegates go to Ghost
Nigel's delegates to
Hitler
hitler drops
Ron Paul takes hitler
>>69198622
Arnold takes New Hampshire
BROKERED CONVENTION IN NEXT THREAD:
>>69199015
>>69198949
Bernie got Terminated, son
