/pol/ Decides the 1996 Election: Part 2
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>Jesse Jackson wins the Democratic Primary
>Selects Ross Perot as his running mate
REPUBLICAN PRIMARY RULES (for now):
>dubs in last four digits adds new candidate of your choice
>Maximum of 5 candidates allowed
Previous thread:
>>69088141
Lord Kek comes down and runs for president
>>69091514
Donald Trump
Ben "Killing non-whites from left to Reich" Garrison
Donald Trump, we gonna take it to Jesse Jackson
moon man
>>69091600
oh shit
Megyn Kelly
>>69091514
Trump
Chief Justice John Roberts
>>69091636
reroll
Barack Obama
Reverend Al Sharpton
Osama renounces his CIA position to run for president
Megyn Kelly.
chappy
Probably Bashar also decides to go for it despite being VP.
>>69091646
reroll
>>69091676
roll again
Trump, we gonna take it to the guac man
>>69091638
reroll
>>69091682
reroll
>>69091646
rerolling
>>69091682
reroll for chappy
Ron Paul
>>69091673
reroll
>>69091587
Reroll
guac bowl merchant
>>69091646
come on, roll!
>>69091682
rerolling
>>69091705
reroll
>>69091600
Ben Garrison joins the Republican race.
>>69091514
Patrick Buchanan
>>69091638
This
Megyn Kelly pls
rolling for chappy
>>69091659
Reroll
>>69091646
one last time, reroll
>>69091638
>rolling
>>69091764
reroll for megyn kelly
Ben Afleck
Pat Buchanan
chappy now
GOEBBELS
O
E
B
B
E
L
S
>>69091756
re-rollin'
>>69091754
TRUMP
Putin will run for president
chappie please
Megyn Kelly..
Based David Duke
chappie forever
David Duke tries again for Republican nomination after his 1992 loss
>>69091799
AYY
god emperor chappie
TRUMP
Hernie
T R U D E A U
>>69091819
>rolling
add General David Patraeus
>>69091829
reroll
chappie
Mel Gibson
>>69091861
reroll
chappie has the plan
>>69091819
Reroll for this
G E N E R A L
P A T T O N
>>69091756
>>69091801
come on re-roll for meme magic
Pat Buchanan
Trump or Putin, idc
>>69091861
rerolling
>>69091899
BASED ROBOT RUNS
>>69091900
thank you based anon!!
Adolf Hitler
>>69091911
IN
some of you are alright
Dr. David Duke enters the race.
David Duke
Drumpf
>>69091974
reroll
>>69091770
>>69091773
>>69091775 (Donald Trump already ran as a Democrat this cycle)
Al Sharpton joins the Republican Race.
John Roberts joins the Republican Race.
>>69091773
fuck yeah, Chief Justice John Roberts is IN!
>>69092013
Megyn Kelly already joined m8 >>69091900
>>69092013
Megyn Kelly is in.
I also throw in George W. Bush
>>69092049
Not a natural born American. Disqualified.
El sisi
>>69092081
disgusting
>>69092013
Moonman
>>69092137
This
>>69091834
Rerolling
>>69092173
Reroll for the Duke
Based Tones
O U R
L O R D
A N D
S A V I O U R
K E K
Joseph Goebbels is somehow revived for the 1996 campaign.
>candidate limit of 5 hit
Primary Rules
>dubs in last four digits gets state win
>dubs between 00-33 gets state win for President Jeb automatically
>69 gets California
>96 gets Texas
>trips drops a candidate out of the race of your choice and gives their delegates to somebody else of your choice
>quints kills Jeb and replaces him with Vice President Assad
Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison takes Florida
>>69092377
Ben Garrison wins Florida
PRESIDENT BUSH FOR HIS NATIVE LAND OF FLORIDA
ben "i'd hit a nigger if i could quit the demon drink" garrison for texas
Sharpton takes Texas
Sharpton takes illinois
>>69092363
Garrison wins New York
Bush for Pennsylvania
>>69092445
sorry i mean new york, i thought new york was still 96
>>69092462
reroll
>>69092363
New York for Goebbels
Sharpton for Ohio
>>69092363
Goebbels gets florida
Sharpton for ohio
>>69092363
Texas for Goebbels
ben "kike with a plan" garrison for pennsylvania
Ben "Six Million More" Garrison wins Pennsylvania
Ben Garrison wins Pennsylvania
STAND ON THE EDGE OF PENNSYLVANIA
Garrison for Illinois
>>69092525
reroll
>>69092477
Ben Garrison wins New York
Jeb for Pennsylvania
Roberts for Ohio
Sharpton gets Florida
Goebbels for Ohio
>>69092499
>>69092511
shit change mine to SC
>>69092516
reroll
>>69092569
reroll
Ben Garrison wins Illinois
Sharpton for North Carolina
Jeb takes Minnesota
>>69092573
roll again
Sharpton - Ohio
>>69092592
Sharpton already won Ohio m8.
Roberts for Illinois
Ben Garrison drops out, Goebbels gets his delegates
>>69092593
Reroll
Jeb takes North Carolina
Ben Garrison wins Georgia
Ben "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison wins Michigan
Sharpton for Michigan
Goebbels for Ohio again
Garrison for Michigan
Roberts for Pennsylvania
>>69092631
reroll
Sharpton drops out
>>69092499
>>69092544
>>69092559
Ben Garrison wins Illinois, Pennsylvania
Al Sharpton wins Ohio
Sharpton South Carolina
>>69092647
reroll
>>69092681
reroll
Jeb takes Texas
Ben "Holocauster Tycoon" Garrison wins Georgia
Goebbels illinois
>>69092446
>>69092562
>>69092689
This counts, right?
>>69092363
Roll for Goebells
Ben Garrison wins North Carolina
>>69092696
Shiiit
>>69092363
Jeb is a Mess
Jeb is a waste
Jeb is a big, fat mistake
>>69092688
Sharpton endorses Goebbels
>>69092719
reroll
>>69092688
Garrison wins North Carolina
Roberts for Colorado
Goebbels takes Garrison delgeates
>>69092761
reroll
Sharpton also got Texas and Michigan >>69092446 >>69092655
Rolling now for Virginia
Sharpton for South Carolina
>>69092569
>>69092655
Al Sharpton wins Michigan
John Roberts wins California
>>69092719
rolling again
Jeb for Idaho
>>69092696
GARRISON WINS TEXAS
North Carolina for Jeb
>>69092719
Ben "Three Reichs and You're Out" Garrison for Georgia
goebbels takes garrison delegates after garrison is assassinated
trips please
Oregon for sharpton
>>69092689
Garrison for Alaska
Texas is 96, you don't roll for it. Goebbels Alabama
>>69092814
>>69092446
Al won Texas
Jeb is a mess
>>69092719
Ben "Gas The Kikes, Even The Tykes" Garrison takes Georgia
Roberts for Oregon
>>69092788
96 gets texas I think
Sharpton ----- South Carolina
>>69092735
Reroll
Roberts for Minnesota
Jeb is a waste
>>69092696
>>69092788
Ben Garrison wins Georgia, Texas
Al Sharpton wins Virginia
>>69092871
>>69092885
Shit, my bad
Garrison wins Massachusetts
Jeb is a big, fat mistake
>>69092895
reroll
>>69092814
Shaprton got Virginia >>69092788
Sharpton now for Alabama
Garrison for Colorado
Jeb takes DC
>>69092939
reroll
>>69092908
rerolling for ya m80
Ben "Kike on a Spike" Garrison wins Colorado
>>69092939
roll again
north carolina for sharpton
>>69092976
rerolling
Jeb for Wyoming
>>69093000
JEB SURGE
>>69092953
Once for the turkroach
Garrison for Montana
>>69093000
uh oh
Sharpton for Alabama
>>69092944
John Roberts wins Oregon
>>69093000
Ben Garrison drops out and gives his delegates to Jeb
Sharpton wins Indiana
>>69093020
>>69093029
ALL IN 4 JEB BABY
>>69093000
Don't kill the meme brother
Roberts for New Mexico
goebbels gets tennessee
>>69093078
reroll
>>69093060
And fuck you, i'm out of here
goebbels gets mississippi
Goebbels takes Arizona
>>69092996
>>69093000 (Who are you gonna have drop out?)
Ben Garrison wins Colorado
Jeb Bush wins Wyoming
>>69093060
fuck you faggot
>>69093078
rerolling
>>69093112
Goebbels for Wyoming
goebbels colorado
>>69093117
I change my selection, Al Sharpton
Sharpton for Arizona
jeb for nc
Roberts for Nebraska
Goebbels for Alabama
goebbels gets MN
Jeb for Puerto Rico
Goebbels Oklahoma
Goebbels for NC
Goebbels takes NC
>>69093177
SAVED
Goebells
Third time's the charm
>>69093138
>>69093097
Garrison gets saved, Sharpton the nigger is out
>>69093194
re-rolling
Goebbels gets washington
Goebbels for tenesse
>>69093280
You are forgiven
>>69093245
roll for this
Jeb for Wisconsin
>>69093000
>>69093060
>>69093088
>>69093112
Goebbels wins Tennessee
Ben "Jew in my Stew" Garrison drops out and gives his delegates to President Jeb ! Who also wins Arizona.
>>69093362
already done >>69093233
Garrison wins Wisconsin
Goebbels dc
>>69093368
Nigga change it, I replied to you saying Sharpton gets guac'd
Roberts for North Dakota
>>69093368
Gobbells for Idaho
North Carolina for the Guac Man
>>69093463
reroll
>>69093233
>>69093299
>>69093177 (too late now ya cuck)
Goebbels wins North Carolina, Washington
Goebbels for Montana
Goebbels wins North Carolina
Garrison gets Louisiana
Roberts for washington
>>69093501
Reroll
guac bowl merchant slips while making his guac recipe.
reported to have said "give Goebbels my votes" before passing.
unless sharpton gets guac'd. Whichever has more, senpai.
Garrison wins undelegated Nevada
>>69093512
Jeb shill confirmed
Goebbels wins Alabama
>>69093555 (Garrison was out of the race in the first place, who do you want to have drop out)
VERMONT THE LOW ENERGY STATE FOR JEB
Goebbels eliminates JEB! and steals his delegates or Goebbels wins South Carolina
Sharpton for Minnesota
>>69093555
GARRISON REBOUNDS INTO THE RACE AND STEALS ALL OF JEB'S DELEGATES
Goebbels Oklahomaaaa
>>69093512
Goebbels for the win
>>69093512
Removed "Jewed" from Garrison and put the words "Blacked" over Sharpton.
Sharpton drops out, endorses Goebbels
Roberts for Nebraska
>>69093653
reroll
>>69093595
GARRISON REBOUNDS INTO THE RACE AND STEALS ALL OF JEB'S DELEGATES
>>69093638
This is happening
>>69093512
Maine for goebbels
>>69093633
>>69093555
Fine, it happens. Can't deny trips.
>>69093638
This
vERMONT FOR JEB
>>69093512
Idaho for Goebbels
GUAC BOWL MERCHANT GIVES DELEGATES TO GOEBBELS
Sharpton for south carolina
Idaho for Garrison
>>69093707
Fuck yeah!
Garrison wins Massachusetts
Robrts takes Maine
>>69093667
John Roberts wins Nebraska
Garrison for Arkansas
>>69093707
Goebbels dominates Wisconsin
>>69093776
;___;
Roberts wins South Dakota
Jeb takes DC
>>69093707
Jeb takes Alaska
>>69093825
reroll
Jeb commits suicide
>>69093781
Ben "Fuck the hacker 4chan they ruined my career" Garrison for Idaho
He can't lose to Nig Sharpton, Goebbels takes Kansas
Garrison cucks Jeb by making him his running mate
Sharpton wins Oklahoma
New Jersey for Garrison
Rerolling Garrison for South Carolina
>>69093825
rerolling
Jeb takes Oklahoma
Goebbels takes Louisiana thanks to the endorsement of Governor David Duke
>>69093873
Rerolling
Garrison for North Dakota
>>69093850
reroll
Ben "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Garrison wins Alabama
Roberts win New Jersey
One last time for Jeb suicide
Jeb takes Oklahoma, this is happening
>>69093904
reroll
>>69093905
Reroll
Zykon Ben for South Carolina
>>69093924
rerolling
Jeb for Arizona
Garrison wins Minnesota
>>69093944
I told you so! Jeb takes Alabama next
>>69093973
Reroll
>>69093921
rerolling
>>69093926
Damn it
>>69093984
reroll
>>69093924
rerolling!
ALABAMA FOR GARRISON
Jeb Alabama
Garrison for Kentucky
>>69094025
Reroll
Jeb takes Minnesota
Goebbels takes Alabama
>>69093766
>>69093773
John Roberts wins Maine
Ben Garrison wins Massachusetts
Moving into new thread here >>69094065
Goebbels takes Alabama
>>69093973
One last try for South Carolina for Ben
Roberts for South Dakota
>>69094102
rerolling...
