/pol/ Decides the 1996 Election: Part 3
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>Jesse Jackson wins the Democratic Primary
>Selects Ross Perot as his running mate
PRIMARY RULES
>dubs in last four digits gets state win
>dubs in last four digits between 00-33 automatically win state for President Jeb
>trips eliminates candidate from race of your choice and gives their delegates to another candidate of your choice
>quints kills Jeb ! and replaces him with Vice President Assad
Previous Thread >>69091514
>>69094065
Jeb took Oklahoma OP
Garrison takes Kentucky
Roberts for South Carolina
Sharpton endorses Goebbels
Garrison for Minnesota
Goebbels takes Alabama for real this time
>>69094065
Garrison go away.
>>69094003
Garrison won Alabama
>>69094130
rerolling for ya
New Jersey for Garrison
Goebbels takes Louisiana
>>69094065
Arizona for Goebbels
Garrison gets gassed
Goebbels takes votes
Ben for Louisiana
>>69094141
reroll
JEB! takes Louisiana
jeb wins Minnesota
>>69094155
Goebbels Alabama
Goebbels takes NM
Jeb! Suicide
goebbels gets oklahoma
>>69094158
>>69094121
President Jeb Bush wins Oklahoma and Alabama
>>69094141
reroll again
>>69094065
Goebbels wins North Dakota
>>69094198
Rerolling
>>69094065
Roberts takes louisiana
Ben "Unloading my Nine at the Welfare Line" Garrison takes Louisiana
Garrison wins Louisiana
Roberts wins Arkansas
goebbels minnesota
Goebbels for Louisiana
>>69094223
Jeb Bush takes New Mexico
>>69094269
rerollll
Garrison wins Wisconsin
Garrison also wins New Jersey
>>69094300
Jeb Bush wins Louisiana
goebbels kentucky
Minnesota for Göbbels
Goebbels takes MO
Ben "Unload a Mag in Every Fag" Garrison wins Missouri
Roberts takes Puerto Rico
>>69094384
reroll
Goebbels takes Missouri
>>69094365
reroll
goebbels win minnesota
>>69094332
Jeb Bush wins Wisconsin
Roberts Utah
Roll for jeb
Jersey for Garrison
>>69094375
Are you blind?
Goebbels takes NJ
Roberts for South Dakota
>>69094375
Jeb for Hawaii
Jersey for Ben Garrison
Garrison wins Idaho
Roberts for North Dakota
>>69094460
Read rules 00-33 dubs go to jeb
South Dakota for Garrison
>>69094460
Are you?
Jeb suicide
>>69094536
Goebbels wins
>>69094514
too late m80
I'm here to kick ass and chew quints. And I'm all out of quints.
Jeb is surging!! Jeb takes Utah
>>69094402
>>69094405
>>69094420
>>69094423
John Roberts wins Puerto Rico
Ben Garrison wins Missouri, New Jersey
Joseph Goebbels wins Minnesota
>>69094510
Oh wow oh jeez oh man those rules might as well wait until the post number is above that range then.
Garrison wins Mississippi
Sharpton wins South Carolina
Goebbels takes Kansas
>>69094592
Zyklon Ben, go away. Please.
>>69094627
reroll
Jeb New Mexico
>>69094645
PLEASE
Jeb Utah
>>69094627
roll again
Jeb Montana
Ben "Nuke the Spooks" Garrison takes Mississippi
>>69094592
Idaho for Goebbels
>>69094627
3rd roll
>>69094693
reroll
>>69094693
Roll for this
>>69094693
for the memes
>>69094491
>>69094475
>>69094434
Roberts surge!
now Roberts for Vermont!
Massachusetts for Goebbels
>>69094664
My bad.
Jeb for Nevada
>>69094434
>>69094475
>>69094481
>>69094490
>>69094491
John Roberts wins Utah, South Dakota, North Dakota
Jeb Bush wins Hawaii
Ben Garrison wins Idaho
garrison drops out, endorses goebbels
Goebbels takes Iowa
Garrison wins Maryland
Goebbels wins Puerto Rico
Ben "Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison takes Montana
RRRREEEE GARRISON DROPS OUT
>>69094786
reroll
Roberts Kansas
Garrison wins Indiana
Garrison has this.
Nevada
>>69094633
Jeb Bush wins South Carolina, Nevada
Jeb wins DC
Ben "Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison wins Montana
Fine, last attempt. Garrison drops out, endorses Goebbels.
Garrison takes Kentuky
JEB SURGE INCOMING, HE WINS THE STATE OF VERMONT AND IT'LL BE A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME.
ALSO BEN GARRISON DROPS OUT
Garrison wins Kentucky
CT for Goebbels
>>69094866
Jeb for Montana.
>>69094932
reroll
Roberts wins Montana
Jeb wins Vermont, geez oh man.
Shock suicide for Garrison.
upside down 666's force garrison to drop out
goebbels takes it
>>69094778
>>69094811
Jeb Bush takes Maryland
Joseph Goebbels takes Iowa
Garrison drops out, endorses Jeb
Garrison drops out and gives his delegates to Joseph Goebbels
Roberts takes NH
Roberts for Kansas
>>69094982
Reroll!
Garrison wins Kansas
Ben "Kentucky Kike Killer" Garrison takes Kentucky
>>69095001
God damn it
>>69095049
roll again
>>69095010
rolling!
Roberts drops out, endorses Sharpton
>>69095051
rerolling
Garrison drops out, endorses Jeb Bush
>>69094887
>>69094899
Ben Garrison takes Montana
Jeb Bush takes DC
Jeb takes Kansas
Jeb drops out again and gives his delegates to Ben
Garrison wins West Virginia
>>69095096
ha fuck off m8
Garrison is assassinated by the black panthers. His last words are "I endorse Jeb Bush"
>>69095139
roll again
Roberts for kentucky
Garrison new Hampshire
>>69095153
re-roll
>>69095007
Jeb Bush takes New Hampshire
>>69095051
rolling again
goebbels kentucky
Garrison wins WV
>>69095158
rerollin
Sharpton endorses Goebbels
Garrison endorses Bush
>>69095207
roll again
>>69095153
This is happening 222
>>69095190
Jeb takes west Virginia
>>69095114
Jeb Bush wins Kansas
Sharpton for Indiana
Goebbels takes Arkansas
Jeb drops out, endorses Ben Garrison
Brokered convention rigged for Bush
Ben "Chimp Choking Champion" Garrison takes West Virginia
Jeb wins Vermont
Bush asks /pol/ to please clap and gets ignored. Drops out of race and gives delegates to Garrison
Colonel Garrison takes Kentucky
Starts new franchise. Kentucky Fried Coons
>>69095272
Jeb
>>69095279
re-roll
Jeb drops out and endorses Ben Garrison
joseph takes Garrison votes
>>69095272
Jeb for WV
>>69095228
Jeb Bush wins Kentucky
Roberts drops out, gives delegates to Jeb
Sharpton wins Indiana
Ben drops out, endorses Bush
Jeb is out
>>69095274
reroll
Garrison wins Indiana
>>69095325
Grrrrrrison takes all
Goebbels endorses Garrison
Garrison wins Mississippi
Garrison Arkansas
Roberts for Mississippi
>>69095337
Jeb Bush wins Indiana
john roberts for indiana
Roberts endorses Goebbels
Garrison takes Mississippi.
Roberts endorses Jeb
>>69095305
Rerolling
If Ben wins a state instead he gets Arkansas
Vermont for Ben Garrison
Garrison takes Mississippi
>>69095409
JEB for Mississippi
Garrisson drops out, endorses BUSH
Jeb for WV
Jeb takes Vermont
>>69095466
Ok, Arkansas for Bush then
Connecticut for Garrison
>>69095465
Reroll
Garrison takes Arkansas
>>69095444
fuck
Jeb drops out, endorses Garrison
Jeb Bush Arkansas
>>69095444
what a random fucking move. and why wouldn't you rather garrison drop and give to jeb instead? could have won the nomination
>>69095444
Jeb is surging
Sharpton for WV
Ben "Beaner Cleaner" Garrison takes Connecticut
quints
Jeb drops out
Jeb dies?
Jeb for Rhode Island
>>69095537
I'm turning this into a high energy race between the two of them
>>69095539
Allahu Ackbar!!!
>>69095444
>>69095448
Ben Garrison wins Arkansas
John Roberts drops out of the race, endorses Jeb Bush
>>69095554
DAMMIT
>>69095572
>jeb
>high energy
>>69095444
JEB SURGE
>>69095553
>>69095554
So damn close
>>69095575
Fuck i was too late
>>69095580
West Virginia for Garrison
Kentucky goes to Jeb
JEB LOSES HIS SECRET GUAC RECIPE
GOEBBELS SELLS HIS A NEW ONE IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS DELEGATES
>>69095553
>>69095554
Endorse Goebbels?
>>69095633
Fuck, that's WV isn't it
Jeb gets Vermont
Goebbels drops out, endorses Garrison
>>69095580
Jeb takes WV
Jeb drops out, endorses Garrison
Garrison wins Missisippi
>>69095666
o fuck its over
>>69095666
Dont do it...
Jeb for WV
>>69095666
Oh shit
>>69095666
HAIL SATAN
>>69095666
fucking satan
Sharpton endorses Jeb,
jeb "never met a kike i didn't like" bush
>>69095587
You're a damn cool roach, friendo.
Sharpton endorses Jeb
Goebbels endorses Garrison
>>69095504
>>69095515
>>69095541
>>69095560
Al Sharpton wins West Virginia
Jeb Bush wins Mississippi, Rhode Island
Ben Garrison wins Connecticut
rollenn
Garrison wins Mississppi
GOEBBELS TAKES THE DELEGATES OF WHOEVER GOT THE DELEGATES FROM THE LAST TRIP
DISHONEST MEDIA STUNNED
Garrison wins Alaska
>>69095779
>>69095666
>>69095739
Sharpton out, endorses Jeb!
Vermont for Garrison
>>69095779
Garrison gets Alaska
>>69095667
>>69095778
Dammit this is the second one I missed by one, how the hell does that even happen?
>>69095779
Jeb Guacs himself on accident and throws everything to garryson.
>>69095812
roll for Garrison dream
>>69095818
Reroll
Goebbels drops out and endorses Garrison
roll for sharpton
Garrison gasses Jeb
Sharpton drops out, gives delegates to Jeb
This is the final guac in Garrison's bowl
>>69095863
It already happened nigga
Jeb drops out, endorses Garrisom
>>69094065
Goebbels endorses Zyklon Ben.
>>69095858
reroll
>>69095666 (OH BOY)
>>69095739
AL SHARPTON DROPS OUT OF THE RACE, ENDORSES JEB! BUSH
Jeb wins Maryland
Jeb suicide
>>68085666
i choose that Sharpton endorses Jeb.
>>69095779
GARRISON ENDORSED GOEBBELS
EVERYBODY STUNNED
Garisson drops out, endorses jeb
>>69095904
VERMONT FOR GARRISON
>>69095835
Got me too, bro.. 900
Jeb drops, endorses garrison
Vermont to Jeb!
Garrison gets vermont
>>69095889
Shieet
Jeb takes Vermont
>>69095905
I meant Delaware, Jeb wins Delaware
>>69095883
GARRISON GAS JEB!
>>69095923
reroll
Jeb endorses Goebbels
please clap
Deleware for BEN
Jeb drops out
Cmon Jeb suicide
>>69095923
GOGOGOG
>>69096000
DO IT
>>69096000
and it's over
>>69096000
Oh no
>>69095933
JEB BUSH WINS VERMONT
>>69096000
F I N I S H
H I M
>>69095904
GARRISON GASSES THE KIKES
ALL CANDIDATES THROW THEIR DELEGATES TO HIM.
>>69096000
oh shiiit
>>69096001
OFF BY ONE AGAIN
>>69096000
IT'S OVER
>>69096000
Attaboy.
Vermont for Ben.
>>69096000
OH FUCK
>>69096000
RIP Jeb
>>69096000
Jeb Status: Guac'd.
Garrison gets his delegates
>>69096047
RE
ROLL
Goebbels gives his delegates to Garrison
>>69096083
not cool. After all his efforts
>>69096083
JEB IS NOW GARRISON'S VP, THE ULTIMATE GUAC'D
>>69096083
damn... congratulations, you guac'd yourself.
>>69096083
BASED
JEBHEADS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69096145
fuck nigga
>>69096083
Honestly I have no idea how this works is OP picking at random?
roll for last hope
>>69096083
>>69096000
ITS OVER
Ben Garrison wins the Republican Primary, after Jeb loses his guac recipe and has to concentrate on creating a new one.
>Next dubs select the running mate for Garrison.
Jeb pls clap
ben "gas the niggers" garrison vs jesse jackson huh
what a matchup!
>>69096218
goebbels
>>69096218
Hillary Clinton
Goebbels for VP
>>69096218
Sharpton
>>69096218
Bernie Sanders
>>69096218
Goebbels running mate
>>69096218
Sanders
>>69096218
Goebbels best VP
Mel Gibson
Goebbels
>>69096266
Top kek
>>69096218
Goebbels
>>69096218
JEB RUNNING MATE
>>69096287
>off by one
>>69096288
>>69096288
OH SHIT
>>69096266
Garrison / Sharpton 1996
goebbels
>>69096266
appealing to the black vote i see
>>69096218
Al Sharpton
>>69096266
Well damn. Will Sharpton live to see the election though?
>>69096288
>>69096315
>>69096318
It's already been decided >>69096266
>>69096218
Based tones
>>69096266
AL SHARPTON IS BEN GARRISON'S RUNNING MATE
General election thread where?
Now what?
Has OP been guac'd?
Garrison/Sharpton 1996
NEW THREAD HERE
>>69096807
General Election Time
