NEW PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on MSNBC 3/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPHitPusVhA
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
ENTERTAINMENT
>#CallBrussels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xTduAik-Y
>Trump vs. Batman Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76G34zS7Xls
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Will be updated daily.
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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>I have no idea whether or not the cover story about Ted Cruz in this week’s issue of the National Enquirer is true or not, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it, did not know about it, and have not, as yet, read it.
Do you believe Trump when he says this? all of the signs point to him being aware it existed and knew it was about to come out, baiting ted into making claims that would make him look like a fool
Is Trump lying for the sake of making rato look worse?
THERE IS AN ORCHESTRATED GAG ORDER BEING PUT OUT PROBABLY COMING FROM THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT ITSELF TO SILENCE ALL MEDIA FROM RUNNING THE CRUZSEXSCANDAL STORY
>THERE IS AN ORCHESTRATED GAG ORDER BEING PUT OUT PROBABLY COMING FROM THE GOP ESTABLISHMENT ITSELF TO SILENCE ALL MEDIA FROM RUNNING THE CRUZSEXSCANDAL STORY
>>68831983
We have a 301 post bump limit.
>>68831983
why should we tell you, reddit?
IM GETTING TRUMP RALLY WITHDRAWALS PLEASE HELP
awOOo
FRESH TRUMP
PARIS BTFO
WEAK LEADERS BTFO
>>68831983
By not being a redditor
>>68831856
Meh - shills
>>68831856
Trying sooo hard
>tfw autistic Asian Anon can't make a simple poster
>>68831983
Someone posts CP and all you leppitfags start screaming for the mods.
MAGA
>>68832072
He just spoke at the pentagon thingy today, did you miss it?
>>68832080
>Sarah
>>68832179
That was a rally replay.
>>68831983
You can feel it in your bones, newfag
>>68832115
I'm too lazy to look this up. What is this tag?
>>68832213
Ooo... Shooot.
>>68832115
This ugly dyke is obsessed
>accidentally revealed my powerlevel to my friends
>they're all now asking why I genuinely support Trump
Saying /pol/ was right isn't a good enough answer, what do I actually say? Shit like he supports a strong nation with actual border control?
>>68831856
Don't sign anything. They are trying to generate black lists. Use a fake name or whatever, but never ever break anon. This isn't reddit.
>>68832062
where does it show where it is currently at? thanks as well
>>68832336
Why do you support Trump?
I haven't followed the news all day has Cruz's scandal killed his campaign yet?
Guys.
I feel like I need to tell you.
You might not know.
Ted is a mess.
>>68832080
we need to send our top MAGA to clean out the infestation.
>>68832336
You are suppose to know all his policies ya dingus.
Would anyone be interested if I made a video similar to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5OQrdlq2c
With Trump rally footage instead?
>>68832299
How will a normie know who to vote for if they are living under a rock?
>>68832376
You can figure that out yourself.
>>68832115
>>68832253
https://twitter.com/GallagherTM/with_replies
>>68832152
do what you want, post what you want i was just asking a question. Even 5-0 says there is nothing worse than a snitch
I found a cute song!
https://youtu.be/3prWbKb25KQ
>>68832446
I fucking hate you reddit faggots
>>68832336
>"None of your damn business, now get me some tea or fuck off."
The Truth: SPREAD THE WORD!
http://thetrumpfacts.tk website up!
#TrumpFacts - the hashtag we could use to get the fire started. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, tumblr even - to get the ball rolling.
Website will be updated regularly.
>>68832336
>Not being able to defend your opinions.
Sad!
>>68832416
I SAY IT EVERY NIGHT
>>68832336
Tell them why. Strong borders, politically incorrect, his tax policy, his healthcare plan, being pro-states rights. Everyone I know knows I support Trump and I've even swayed a few into supporting him too.
What the fuck Trump
I ordered my MAGA hat on the 17th and still have yet to ship. I spent 7 bucks on shipping mang
>>68832360
Alright.
>>68832449
Who is this seman demon?
>>68832525
Add more things to this and I might add it.
GET IN ON THE OFFICIAL MAGA MAP
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
Go to Additions>Add Marker
Find fellow anons who want to MAGA. Add funny memes and messages!
>>68832299
Holy fucking shit, if you want to put 2hus on your thing put 2hus on it. Normies watch anime all the goddamn time, it's just that they always have really fucking shit, pleb taste.
Fear and embarrassment aren't American.
>>68832599
thats more than USPS flat rate
>>68832487
This person hadn't posted in months and then suddenly starts spamming this failure of a meme
>>68832336
You're fucked my man. I lost all my friends except 2, and my girlfriend has been hanging by a string too ever since. Maybe things can start to go back to normal after he wins, but until then, we're the lonely shitposters on Friday night.
>>68832299
NEEDS MORE AWOOS
>>68832491
>he watches Hawaii 5-0
REEEE
>>68832688
What should I add to it?
>>68832732
berniecucks are sore losers. its all the money they invested. in a similar situation you would be pissed too, oh yeah the time they invested too.
>>68832814
well typing out po-lice didnt seem to work out so i worked with what i had
>>68832405
Lyin Ted is denying and trying to claim Trump is working with enquirer
MSM still blackout
>>68832336
I had this discussion with others who I've talked to Trump about. Start with just saying why you like him, leading with the stuff you think is more important or areas that you think he's strongest on.
I've found that it's good to compare him with the other candidates as well, it's important to remind people that he's not a corporate puppet, shit just point out how much he obviously cares about his country and it's people. If you can't sell people on Trump at the very least you should be able to cast him in a good enough light to highlight him as the better than Shillary for fuck sake
>>68832681
kikebook kayla kosplay
>>68832821
I don't know certain things in particular, but their just isn't that much information on your site. Maybe you could come up with more talking points like why Trump isn't sexist or why Trump hates political correctness.
>>68832299
I like the idea of a lion, but we shouldn't steal the logo from the most pathetic team in sports history.
Hey guys, Dan Gabriel from Applied Memetics here!
Thanks a lot for pushing the #CruzSexScandal just like we pushed here a while ago. You useful idiots played right into Cruz's hand nicely.
For you see, these allegations are nothing more than tabloid garbage, and the voters will see that. They'll also see Cruz acting presidential, while your candidate throws temper tantrums.
Then they'll see the evidence WE'VE compiled linking Trump to National Enquirer's head. Scandal indeed.
Anyway, you've all been played like a fiddle. I know you're going to be butthurt over this. Don't be. You've always been my pawns. Bye now! Until the next "Meme warfare" haha
>>68832980
I could add a "Did you know?" section, not everything there is settled. And yes, it is very short come to think of it - will get to work on it.
>>68831941
its really really mild I'd say. i dont cold talk to strangers usually. i also kept it neutral so i could get their permission. and sine i found them by accident i only thought of a few questions
>>68832299
That's all you want?
Let me give it a try.
>>68833113
I could add a "Did you know?" section
That would good. Once you have more info on the website I might add it.
>>68832697
I just do it because I find it so hilarious how mad people get over it. This is 4chan after all.
>>68833203
>>68833113
Oops, meant to greentext that top line.
>>68832395
Haven't you noticed that the board is now full of newly arrived morons who literally support Trump because of memes? They're not conservative, they don't even give a fuck about politics, they just saw the Trump memes and think it's cool to jump on the counterculture bandwagon. Because of course they're all high school or college kids and all their friends are liberal.
But the Trump memes! Build wall lolol! And look at this moron >>68832336, when his friends ask him why he supports Trump, what is his response? He tells them, "Lol don't you guys know that /pol/ is always right?" He just responds with more memes. He doesn't have any real reason to support Trump, as evidenced by his post: "Hey guys, I support Trump and my friends want to know why and I don't know what to tell them. I'm already a Trump supporter but I need you to tell me why I should support him because I'm incapable of answering this question on my own".
I work with a couple early-twenties kids. They're both full of piercings and tattoos, one of them is constantly talking about her drug use and has self-harm scars all over her arms and she loves to tell everyone about how great Trump is. I've heard her list of various /pol/ memes verbatim to our coworkers. She is as far from any conservative or nationalist ideal as one could possibly be but damn, she loves Trump and if you ask her why she has absolutely no answer.
And don't get me wrong, I'm glad that these morons are going to help get him elected but I really, really fucking hope they get the fuck off of this board once the election is over.
>>68833277
still needs more maga senpai
>>68832336
Focus on his main strengths as a candidate. They will drag you into his supposed negatives, swing back with the retort and then go back to the real reasons he is running.
Trumps appeal in order of importance:
>HE IS NOT BOUGHT. EVERYONE ELSE IS BOUGHT.
Always come back to this. Explain to them how American politics work. Industry finances politicians to help them get power, politicians use power to help those who gave them money. Repeat ad infinitum.
>STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
Make sure you ONLY argue about ILLEGAL immigration. In a democracy, people come together to make fair laws everyone must abide by. These laws need to be enforced. You cannot pick and choose what laws you enforce, that is tyranny.
>ELIMINATE TRADE DEFICIT
Put it in very simple terms. Trade deficit means wealth is leaving the US. This manifests itself in the form of losing (mainly manufacturing) jobs. If you live in a place where industries close their facilities, make them understand that this is the reason for it.
>>68833013
C'mon man the Browns gotta be slightly worse
>>68833062
Lyin' Ted Cruz needs to be sued by Trump for claiming that Trump started these rumors, just like he claimed Ben Carson dropped out in Iowa. He is such a scummy guy that does nothing but slander.
>>68832958
Is there any real evidence that Trump was involved? I heard that the only source the NE had was Roger Stone who's a known Trump confidant but I don't know of that's true
>>68833198
FUCK OFF KIKE REDDIT FAGGOT
>>68833315
This is how meme magic works, friend. You have to energize everyone and draw them into the movement like Obongo did with his Change shtick.
Let them eat cake.
>>68832198
Mighty Kek. Even through likely typos, The Don is a master at emasculating everyone from Guac Bowl merchants to terrorists.
>>68833442
He can take my shekels any day for quality meme merch
>>68831856
> implying any republican would ever sign a petition on "change dot org"
> implying the bullshit signatures of lefty shills means dick to the republican party.
why dont you lefties stick to fucking up your own shit instead of trying to screw up the republican process?
you are NOT republicans, your threat to abandon a party, which you never joined, is as empty as your head.
Adding subtitles to the final scene in Something is Happening. 03:25 if you don't know why I added them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xTduAik-Y
>>68832821
>http://thetrumpfacts.tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJZGlC5lXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg
Add everything in these vids. they are perfect
>>68833277
Needs more 2hus supporting Trump.
I don't get liberals who keep blasting the Trump loves Pecker thing? Are they saying he's gay? Why are liberals using gay as an insult?
Does anyone have that quote of Trump saying he was bored of his wife and that a man couldn't be successful if he came back to a complaining housewife?
Sorry if this has been posted already, but you have to watch this shit. CNN's Don Lemonjello doesn't allow Omarosa to diverge from the narrative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT8qtEmQYs
I've been on /pol/ since 2012 and I don't remember shilling ever being this obvious or brazen. This nig is so utterly comfortable with shutting it down, you'd think he was jewish.
>>68833625
Fuck off it was started by a Buchananite.
>>68832592
>>68832732
>>68832963
Cheers for the input. It helps that we're all rather drunk but I played it off as half that I find him hilarious and half that I agree with his economic plan for murica.
It helps that I'm a sort of alpha in our group, they just had a laugh and shook their heads about it before the conversation moved on. I don't think I've lost any friends.
>>68833666
Pecker is the owner of the tabloid that put out the Ted scandal thing. Leave it to twitter to make it sound gay of course.
>>68833652
wut is this image conveying?
>>68832336
Politics is usually the great friendship divider
>>68833823
You do know what saging was, right?
>>68833823
https://youtu.be/oqgeM6rWSkw
>>68833013
Ummmm jaguars fan here. We are by far the most pathetic team. Tyvm.
>>68832336
Congrats. You're literally no better than him.
>>68833062
Level 9 Meme Warlock here.
As millions analyze Lyin' Ted's sexual prowess -- millions will be permanently turned off. Right now there are thousands of original contents being produced that parody Ted; make him a joke. One suggested it's more likely Ted reproduces asexually than bedding a woman.
Their combined keks are as powerful as a virgin's blood. We harvest.
>>68833971
that not exist anymore tho senpai??? are we dog now?
>>68834009
this shit is geting real spoopy!
>>68833779
This shit pisses me off. I'm adding it.
>>68832122
Thanks for the rare Naruto-kun pepe
>>68833779
>Don Lemon
>>68833666
Libs are obsessed with cock metaphors. All that they are revolves around a deep psychological conflict between lust for big cock and penis envy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_8-Fm1vfw0
enjoy some lou reed it will calm you down a bit
>>68833277
Perfect!
>>68831856
Did my part.
Simplified some more!
>>68833791
> santa claus is real!
> petition on "change dot org" doesnt involve leftists!!!
> that stripper has a heart of gold!
share some more fairy tales with us faggot.
>>68832336
Tell them he represents a growing number of Americans who are sick of PC police distracting us from important issues.
>>68832336
Its been months how do you not have a couple talking points to use in a conversation.
1. He wants trade tariffs, Globalization has de-industrialized the western world
2. He wants to fight ISIS and build a refugee camp in syria for syrian refugee's
3. He believes a nation with out boarder is not a nation.
4. He wants to rebuild Americas infrastructure and he has the background and experience to do it.
5. He wants to properly bid government projects to eliminate waste fraud and abuse.
>>68833625
You're a cancerous faggot. It's compliant assholes like yourself that have enabled the two parties to completely ignore their voter base. They are meant to represent their voters, if they don't then they deserve to lose their support. You'd fucking vote for any piece of shit as long as he has an R by his name, no matter what their policies entitled and no matter their actions.
You fucking brainless scum. If "real republicans" are like you then the "real republicans" deserve to have their party destroyed.
>>68834411
Thanks!
>>68833315
If Bernie had better memes I'd be voting for him instead.
>Two paragraphs of shit flinging at Trump on facebook
Jesus, I need to make my own pasta for all this "Trump hates women" and stuff.
>>68834626
i occasionally sign to leave angry comments its never a real name usually fuck yourself or something along those lines. but pretending to sign one months ago was a terrible terrible decision for my work email. it was that lion one, im glad he is dead im sure he was a cunt like all lions.
>>68834009
Shits creepy as fuck. They never caught the guy who did it either.
>>68833644
Added both to my watch later playlist, will add that, along with the "Did You know?" section.
Thank you both for the feedback!
>>68831983
REEEE REDDITORS LEAVE
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TRUMP LINKS GAWKER ABOUT RUBIO SUPPLYING INFO ON CRUZ SEX SCANDAL
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713558941662322688
>>68834626
> salty faggot screaming at the interwebs like his "change dot org" petition means anything.
> pretends anyone other than lefties even visits "change dot org"
> accuses others of being "brainless"
why not create a petition on "change dot org" that demands Vladimir Putin resign? surely you can force your will upon him with some really trenchant reddit threads and a couple pepe memes!
that is totally how the world works...
this is why nobody seeks wisdom from 19 year old emo faggots in skinny jeans who think making coffee at starbucks is a "career" and requires "skills" deserving of a $15/hr wage.
the republican party will never even hear about your "change dot org" petition, because they dont care what screaming lefty moonbats on the fringes of the internet say.
>>68834200
I think it's good ammo to use when arguing the existence of media bias.
I've personally found that this subject comes up quite a lot when discussing Trump with normies.
>>68835067
why arent all his writing credits given on IMDB or movies I often wonder? seems violation of the writers guild or maybe that is the norm when starting out?
>>68833779
i imagine the jew was blaring into his earpiece SHUT IT DOWN
>>68834571
I am very drunk and its 3am here. Politics at a party isn't really normal over in Bongland but I'm doing my best. Even got the token gay of our group to admit Trump hasn't openly attacked gays or similar minorities
Thank fuck for autocorrect
>>68835330
Good job anon. Now now how about convincing people who can vote in the US?
>>68835292
I was thinking the next Trump General theme being: DON LEMON IS A HUGE FAGGOT EDITION
What do you think?
>>68835467
PERVERT!
>>68835454
Funnily enough, one guy at this party is from New Jersey, though he's a meme spouting Berniefag.
>>68835467
What smart, ambitious college-aged guy hasn't come off a little creepy to his vapid, vacuous female classmates? (ie, before he made his money)
>>68835472
I like it.
>>68835558
This movie is going on my MAGA list.
>>68835649
Not me Ted
>>68835670
winning!
>>68835467
That's what they say
>>68835472
2nded
>>68835166
>GAWKER
Fucking why Trump
>>68835467
Is there one for Trump?
>>68835472
I think DON LEMON IS SOUR might be nicer, but yours is good too.
>>68835649
There's being ridiculed by normies for not being a degenerate and then there's trying to be Leisure Suit Larry.
>>68836019
>IMPLYING NORMIES CARE ABOUT GAWKER
>>68836102
see
>>68834992
We're on the same wavelength.
>>68836102
this pleases sneks!
>>68836096
It just doesn't give the immediate, "We hate him" vibe.
>>68831856
I'm doing my part!
>>68836237
Thanks friend! MAGA
>>68835472
yes
>>68836102
Made a poster for you.
inb4 Gawker makes the article HuffPost tier
>>68836283
please no bully, I'm dyslexic
>>68836236
True.
>>68836283
It's not like anyone looks too closely.
>>68836330
Very nice!
WE HAVE A MADMAN AT THE BERNIE RALLY
>>68836100
He does look similar to Larry too.
What was Rato statement? Something about copulate?
>>68836450
NO! The media will be all over him.
http://www.sandiegofortrump.com/
>>68836534
I just told him to yell "You Can't Stump the Trump."
Yessss, sign the data mining petition my friends, Sign it! Give us, er.. I mean, give them your personal information! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA! Good... good...
>>68836421
>It's not like anyone looks too closely.
And you people want to make America great again.
>>68836450
hes gonna be famous!
>>68836610
sounds retarded
>>68836657
Any better ideas?
>>68836610
fuck off reddit faggot, you are literal cancer and your videos are low quality as fuck. Fucking piece of shit scum I hate your type so much
>>68836647
Are you why my cellphone keeps ringing with out of town calls 3 to 4 times a day?
Anyone have the copypasta of how the remaining delegates are going to be allocated?
did your pet make it to the collage /pol/?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYtkdcmhZb/
>>68836748
don't fuck with our PSYOPS division
experimenting with colors
>>68831856
>we will walk from the republican party
Judging from the fact that most Trump cucks are former leftist populists and unionist blue collar Democrats you wont be missed
>>68836738
He shouldn't do anything like Nevada said. If he was smart he would be incognito as a Bernie voter & start taking off his clothes or something retarded to make them embarrassed.
>>68836762
benis :DDDD in bagina :DDDDDDD
So am I the only one who had no idea there was a debate Tuesday? Hope Trump can destroy Rato before Wisconsin.
>>68836748
>fuck off reddit faggot
>>68836738
Not do anything. Like just fucking stay there or leave, but he shouldn't do the thing Trump condemned so many times. It's outright retarded to bitch about muh freedom of expression and then protest a Bernie rally.
>>68836890
Flag placement feels off.
>>68835558
PerverTED
>>68836890
Too busy...
>>68836983
He wouldn't be shutting it down (unless he spergs out). Just merely taking the piss.
That's the difference between Bernie and Trump people.
>>68836992
oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooo dats a goodun anon!
anyone else starting to speak like trump on accident?
>be-leave me
>dwo percent!
>theenk
>noh-voh-da
>cut-tar
>is-ray-el instead of is-real
>moo-slim
>great guy
>very respected
>very talented
>tremendous
>[quick statement with higher voice, wider mouth, pressed eyebrows, head shaking 'no'] for example "hillary clinton is not going to create jobs"
>>68837080
Oh really, and does the MSM know that? Will they perhaps go all "yeah he was just trolling lel"?
You're fucking retarded.
>>68837121
what is the nevada pronunciation trump uses?
northeasterner here we say Nev-awd-ah like that since that is the grammatically correct way.
>>68837153
There is an immense difference between what the Bernie people did in Chicago and what this guy would hypothetically do in a large stadium.
There would be no story to report.
>>68836102
My fired what?
>>68836450
get him to hold a sign that says:
>Hillary Clinton+Ted Cruz=bought and paid for
>Donald Trump+Bernie Sanders=priceless
>>68837121
He's helped me be a little more assertive in general but I don't copy him verbatim, although his dialogue is pretty infectious I will say that.
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
RALLY LIVE GET IN HERE BROS!!!!!!!!!!
>>68837121
>on accident
Is this a regional thing or are you actually 5?
>>68837202
I like how the T in correctness has a red glow around it. Thought provoking.
>>68837226
It's Ne Fa Da, the Va is high.
Trump pronounces it incorrectly but his version sounds better.
>>68837226
He says it the way you just described. And also, no. The correct pronunciation is and will always be Nev-add-ah
>>68832681
oh pls not the spats again
muh dik is only so strong
>>68837202
this a good maga right there!
Let me reiterate a very important point to you idiots here on 4chan.
Let me make this VERY FUCKING CLEAR TO YOU....
NONE of you people are political players.
NONE of you will EVER become political players.
With that said, I think you jobless freaks need to reevaluate your pathetic lives.
An adult doesn't obsess over Donald Trump, as if you are all trying to make up for your daddy issues.
An adult doesn't obsess over anime cartoons.
An adult doesn't harass innocent people in defense of their delusional mirage of being a political player.
You are NOT welcome in our Republican party.
We don't like you.
We will NEVER nominate a liberal like Donald Trump.
If you childish alt-right weirdos would invest this sort effort into finding a job, perhaps you wouldn't be seen as the lunatic fringe.
In short, it would serve you well to drop the obsessions GROW UP!
>>68837334
Fuck off.
this whole sex scandal thing occuring around easter is like a political easter egg hunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN_uGEPyyjM
Does anyone have the face swapped photo of Truman holding the newspaper that said "Dewey Defeats Truman"? The edited version said "Hillary Defeats Trump".
pls anon
oc pic 4 u
>>68837214
help an anon out
>>68837242
Because it's not like MSM jump on any molecule of shit they could smear on Trump, right.
Protesting rallies is idiotic. No matter the impact and no matter whether or not it gets covered, which it most likely will in this case because of all the twitter warriors there.
Fucking Trump said over and over again that these protesters or "obstructors" achieve fucking nothing and are in fact pathetic and should be condemned.
Which is why "taking the piss" by protesting a Bernie rally "for Trump" is one of the stupidest fucking ideas ever.
>>68837121
No, I've started to speak more like Ted Cruz to see how quickly I alienate people. long dramatic pauses, lies, and starting every sentence with "let me be clear"
>>68837389
>The correct pronunciation is and will always be Nev-add-ah
thats how they say it locally, we call that a dialect, but its not the phonetically correct way. not that it matters its just a word... you dun say brav-add-o its brav-awd-oh but ya just a word... so who cares I guess...
>>68836984
true, needs to be cut down desu
>>68837009
>>68837496
It takes a real special kind of mad to come to a website you hate to insult its userbase over and over again.
>>68837389
Any Oregonians here? I've heard you all pronounce your state's name wrong.
>>68837121
I've started doing the "very short descriptive sentences" he use like "It's awful, don't use it!"
>>68837543
Remember to sound nasally too.
>>68832681
A dumb attention whore from facebook.
>>68837542
You're overestimating the American media.
>>68837496
Thank you so much faggot. You can leave now cause we have your id. Here your (You).
>>68837658
Dropping them even a potential scrap of an idea of a bone is retarded.
>>68837121
I've started saying "believe me" for effect and use my hands more.
>>68837616
this lacks sufficient levels of anime T_T
>>68837496
Rick senpai, pls
>>68837496
Moo-choo-shaka-MAGA
>>68837121
So here's the story
>>68837496
>You are NOT welcome in our Republican party.
Rick Wilson plz no bully me
>>68837796
Got me hard with this one
He doesn't even know what the nuclear triad is. He is horribly uninformed and so are his supporters.
>>68837496
fuck off ted
OC made on my phone, pls rate
>>68837496
You can't out-meme me, Rick.
Never, you bald old fuck.
>>68837864
What do you mean a non-politician doesn't know about the nuclear weapons systems?
>>68837967
755/1237
>>68837121
i now say "other" like "otha"
>>68837967
Solid.
We need to create Doom Trump memes just in case.
>>68837752
Here you go!
>>68837967
these are good oc! plz make more! how you making these on your phone?
what filter is those?
>>68838076
Why would you let a non-politician run for president then?
Checkmate Drumpflovers.
>>68837496
This is what unbridled desperation and depression looks like. So sad!
>>68837121
I say
>its a disAHster
all the time now
I generally only channel Trump when talking about politics though, also this >>68837633
>>68837496
Your party is a shit. Fuck the party. We don't need your party or any kike-controlled party. Trump is the candidate we dislike the least.
>>68837864
Does Ted Cruz/Hillary Clinton/Bernie Sanders/John Kasich now how to negotiate with businesses.
There are some places candidates aren't strong with.
>>68838218
Because it's the right of every natural born american older than 35 years old?
>>68832336
The Republican Establishment deserves to be destroyed and must never be allowed to rise again until it actually represents the wishes of its people.
>>68838205
Get pic arts for Android, it kills the fuck out of your battery
I'll be making some more OC tonight, any ideas?
>tfw can't modify the width of the border around the words
Shit makes me look like a LVL 1 meemer
>>68837967
>>68833644
>You only had to get 'em outta here
>>68838437
Make an image of Don Lemon getting thrown in the trash like:>>68837502
>>68838437
I'll take up any requests you can't do
>>68837967
>it could'a been yuuge
>>68837202
5-star quality there
>>68838437
thanks anon your sorcery at android is god like!
>>68838370
>that chimera
It seems more and more 40k stuff is appearing on each picture.
When do space marines appear?
>>68837496
>if actually legit
>coming here of all places to actually say that
Trump confirmed RNC nom.
>>68838437
Something like this, you can probably find a better image. Trump over it with a quote like "there was no other way" or "You brought this on yourselves" Maybe work in the donkey and elephant party icons.
>>68831856
signed
>>68838536
I hope someone does. His dumbass actually answers shitposts. Probably doesn't anymore though.
>>68839003
Thanks!
>>68833639
Keep up the good work!
Why did nobody respond to you? WTF guys
>>68832336
weak supporter.
>>68838933
>When do space marines appear?
Trump is the god emperor made mortal for us anon-kun.
everything but MAGA is heresy or get a visit from the inquisition to answer for your crimes?!?!?
>>68837967
Not bad at all.
>>68839096
Low-energy tbqh. That particular part is top-tier, heart wrenching propaganda for Trump if it spreads.
>>68839005
Oh, it's you. Thanks for those MDE reuploads, you snagged a lot of good stuff and were the only source for some videos until the channel was brought back.
>>68839146
But all the troopers are imperial guard, and they have a commissar, and a chimera, and emperor trump.
Space marines have gotta' show up for the next art piece!
>>68839167
Yes. Coincidence. Those gloves on the left are to prevent static shock preemptively setting off the dirty bombs.
>>68831856
Thank you op signed.
I find it really funny the petition is on change.org and soros.
Does this mean the petition is real?
I am signed up with all soros foundations just to watch the propaganda emails I get and monitor him.
Never seen any good petitions on here before, except for a few emotional, animal rights, human rights and women's rights.
lots of emails from change.org about killing the 2nd amendment, liberal shit, soros funded shit.
https://youtu.be/3prWbKb25KQ
Who has seen this? Can it be in the official Trump playlist?
>>68839265
their all warhammer for the emperaaaaaarghhhhhhh
which faction are you anon????
>>68839257
No problem friend. :') Can't let MDE die!
>>68837496
Cuck.
If even his own wife can't trust lyin' Ted, how can the American people? Sad but true!
>>68839410
Space Marines.
Ultramarines Second Company
Ultramarines Third Company
Pre-wardian era, I disavow everything he changed.
(I also have orks too, because how can you not have the living embodiment of bantz.)
>>68839374
Added.
>>68834053
Ummm titans fan. We're laughably bad.
>>68839438
>my mother was going to hell and was a whore
well he's not wrong
>>68839461
that pic is so high energy it makes me explode into a million pieces everytime!
What do you think is going on at the Cruz residence right now?
>tfw college cucks and illegal immigrants are petitioning the SCOTUS to make Texas ID voting laws unconstitutional.
As a Texan, how do I go about cucking these cucks and their shitty ideas?
TEXAS IS A RED STATE, GODDAMNIT!!!
>>68839664
Child abuse.
>>68839664
A sixth mistress.
>>68839664
Mormon satantic ritual abuse
>>68839438
Shit like this makes me like Cruz more. It shows that he actually fights for his beliefs, even if he is a crazy dominionist who wants to bring the spoils of America to his daddy's church.
If Trump weren't in the race I'd definitely be supporting him; it's too bad that he'll try anything to be President.
Pretentious Ivy league liberals BTFO by someone who is more successful than them.
>>68839693
manifest destiny mehico
>>68839438
That's actually pretty based ngl
autistic, but based
>>68839374
I don't get it. Why is Shillary an elephant and the Don a donkey?
>>68839771
what the fuck
he actually has autism
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>>68839899
DESU it sounds like Cruz was actually a /pol/-tard before /pol/ existed and minus the literal Nazism.
>>68837927
I would have no problem with Haman running
>>68839969
stop trying to get me to like cruz
>Mfw there are less shills because of the cuban mistress crisis threads
