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CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS VOL 5 - Cruzin' for a Bruzin' Edition


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TATTOOGATE LINKS CRUZ TO CARPENTER
>Two by two, tattoos for Cruz

NATIONAL ENQUIRER (WHAT STARTED IT ALL)
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html

U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT FULL SUMMARY (HIGH ENERGY ARTICLE)
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign

TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/

BIG DON'S RESPONSE: LYIN' TED IS HAVING A "MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS"
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368

EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT: HATES THE "SLEAZE" (BUT LOVES HIS CHEESE)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o

BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN (AND SO IS BEN SHAPIRO)
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb

WASH TIMES COLUMNIST CONFIRMS STORY
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

MICHAEL SAVAGE TURNING TO THE KEK SIDE
>http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/savage-threatens-to-dump-trump-over-cruz-sex-scandal/

GLENN BECK ON DAMAGE CONTROL, GOLDEN TABLETS PROVE CRUZ' INNNOCENCE
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/

HISTORY OF REPORTING ON PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS (INTERESTING FOR NERDS)
>http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-press-coverage-213769
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Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING

OBJECTIVE 3: GET DRUDGE AND BREITBART ON THE CASE

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz

Reminder to talk about Heidi and the five as the victims, not as sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson - Trump spokeswoman, ran for Congress in 2014 in Texas' 32nd district and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy campaign manager for Carly Fiorena, legal advisor for Mitt Romney's official super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter


PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @seanhannity

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
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CRUZ TEAM SENDING LEGAL NOTICES EVERYWHERE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN SCANDAL!!!

>CRUZ TEAM SENDING LEGAL NOTICES EVERYWHERE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN SCANDAL!!!

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Does anyone know what day of the week new issues of NE come out?
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Hey guys remember when I said that the media would immediately pick up on trumplovespecker as a sign of false consensus to try and convince people that its truly Trump's fault?

https://www.google.com/search?q=twitter+trend&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

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>>68828059
proof?
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>>68828059
Proof shill?
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>>68828059
>DOWN SCANDAL!!!
>>CRUZ TEAM SENDING LEGAL NOTICES EVERYWHERE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN

source?
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SPREAD THIS
>SPREAD THIS
SPREAD THIS
>SPREAD THIS
SPREAD THIS
>SPREAD THIS
SPREAD THIS
>SPREAD THIS
SPREAD THIS
>SPREAD THIS
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No one gives a shit about this garbage, stop making generals and sliding relevant threads.
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CRUZ TEAM BUYS RETWEETS FOR THEIR HASHTAGS!!

>CRUZ TEAM BUYS RETWEETS FOR THEIR HASHTAGS!!

CRUZ TEAM BUYS RETWEETS FOR THEIR HASHTAGS!!

>CRUZ TEAM BUYS RETWEETS FOR THEIR HASHTAGS!!

CRUZ TEAM BUYS RETWEETS FOR THEIR HASHTAGS!!

>CRUZ TEAM BUYS RETWEETS FOR THEIR HASHTAGS!!
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>>68828158
thread OP here, i've been running the last four. save my ID
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all currently known info in one graphic
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Watch Kaisch be a wildcard and say something extremely stupid this weekend
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>>68828199
Shut up you nigger faggot shill kike
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>>68828199
Hello Missile.
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So why did Katrina deny?

Also who is lollipop
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Everytime you dildos post some bullshit from this horseshit “””””””””””SCANDAL””””””””””” on twitter or reddit or facebook, a piece of your soul dies, you fucking cowardly piece of fucking shit. It's a good way to show your haters that you're a fucking coward that can't handle hate like a man. Fucking piece of shit I hope somebody reports and doxes all of you stupid jerk offs and your entire motherfucking existence gets fucking deleted off of god's networking site because some fucking asshole didn't like the way you lived your goddamned life because you were a fucking asshole and posted false shit like a bunch of fucking pussies.
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>>68828253

Ignore the shill with the pedo image here. There is actually info that has been recovered and he tries to derail every thread.
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>>68828192
it just continues to get better
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CRUZ MEDIA COUNTERATTACK UNDERWAY!!!

>INTENSIFY YOUR SEX SCANDAL SHILLING!!!

CRUZ MEDIA COUNTERATTACK UNDERWAY!!!

>INTENSIFY YOUR SEX SCANDAL SHILLING!!!

CRUZ MEDIA COUNTERATTACK UNDERWAY!!!

>INTENSIFY YOUR SEX SCANDAL SHILLING!!!

CRUZ MEDIA COUNTERATTACK UNDERWAY!!!

>INTENSIFY YOUR SEX SCANDAL SHILLING!!!

CRUZ MEDIA COUNTERATTACK UNDERWAY!!!

>INTENSIFY YOUR SEX SCANDAL SHILLING!!!
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>>68828253

>April 4, 2016

what
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Did a site: search on all schools from high to elementary listed @https://www.austinisd.org/schools trying to find a matching picture and no go. Maybe she's hiding in the staff directory somewhere but fuck going through all of those
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DON LEMON CNN NOW
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>>68828363
ignore the bernout trying to stop trump it wont happen, cry all you want
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>>68828354
Ignore the shill. Here is your (you). Let this be his only please, stay focused
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>>68828354
where's your leaf, shill?
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>>68828354
You sound like someone who listens to Ghost. Fuck off
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>>68828122
It's all too convenient to be a coincidence.
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>>68828354

HAHAHA! You tears taste good.

This scandal is never going away now!
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THEY FOUND HER

https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU/status/713263081246187520
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>>68828253
fuck off with this image and its unnecessary added speculation

nothing written anywhere indicates the escort is a tranny
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>He called me again
>This time wasn't like the last few, with nothing but heavy breathing and a soft tittering
>It was a tuesday, and he wanted to have dinner
>He said he would send a car, and to wear something he could take off with his teeth
>I knew I couldn't refuse, my career was really getting moving at he offered another step up the ladder
>We ate at the Capitol Grille
>I tried my hardest to stomach my arugula salad, dreading what was coming next
>He had his usual meal of three cheese rigatoni with a side of brie and a cheesecake for dessert
>As he licked the last speck of cheesecake off his lip, he looked at me lustingly
>Lets go for a little Pleasure Cruz, he said.
>he ran his foot up between my legs to the inner thigh
>I shuddered, years of education and experience, and this is what I had become
>He left cash on the table, stood up and walked toward the bathroom
>I gathered myself, and followed a few minutes later
>When I entered the bathroom, he was rubbing something on his arm
>A little april fools joke, he said.
>He grabbed my arm and slammed me down onto the marble counter
>He leaned over, lifting my dress and penetrating me in a furied lust
>I could feel his whiskers on my neck as he leaned close, his breath hot in my ear saying "Cruz 2016" over and over until he finished
>my tears made a little puddle at the bottom of the sink, all I could think about was that career as a bigshot analyst on CNN and my husbands teary-eyed face
>He slid off me, sighing.
>I tried to straighten my clothes and leave as quickly as I could
>No, you're not done, he said.
>He pulled a small piece of paper out of his pocket and wet it in the pool of tears in the sink
>I'm gonna make sure you know you're mine, he said.
>He pulled up my sleeve and put the temporary tattoo on my arm
>After a minute, he ripped it off, showing the visage of Winston Churchill.
>He raised his sleeve to show the same tattoo, My dignity broke staring in the mirror at us with matching markings
>1/2
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>>68828385
in meriderp maybe other places weekly and monthly printed publications are often post dated.
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>>68828512
yes there is leaf fuck off back to your loser government and failed country.
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You'd think the liberal media would jump at the chance to help make Cruz implode...

They know something...
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>>68828538
tl;dr
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>>68828539

But it's ten days from now.
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>>68828538
>Now, post it.
>He slipped into the bathroom and started pissing
>I pulled out my phone and tried to put on a smiling face after trying to salvage what was left of my smeared makeup
>Smile like a good girl, he said, out of sight of the camera.
>I sent it out on instagram with the caption "Had To"
>Hopefully someone out there understands my cry for help.
>End
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>>68828627
ya i thought the same thing but thats how they roll apparently
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>>68828598
Trump would be the only Republican with a chance to win. Therefore anything that hurts him is good for them.
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>>68828345
It's a popular term for escorts.
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>>68828586
read the enquirer article you absolute moron

it's already tabloid news, there's no need to add ridiculous speculation and make things appear even less credible
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>>68828598
Liberals want Lyin' Ted to be the nom, he'd get destroyed by Shillary in the general despite what the shill polls tell you.
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vote on cruzes affair http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94653761-poll-is-the-news-about-ted-cruzs-alleged-affair-true
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>>68828598
The liberal media would rather use this later.
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>>68828354
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>>68828538

I think I'm addicted to these EjaculaTED greentexts.
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>>68828598
liberal media also didnt jump on that trump girl who was beaten up by BLM members on her campus. hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>68828506
Kek
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>>68828354
>a piece of your soul dies
Magic always comes at a cost
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>>68828254
My money says he'll confess to being Lollipop.
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If anyone can get the video from the O'Reilly Factor, Geraldo Rivera basically said that he worked with the National Enquirer before and that they have been right about OJ, John Edwards, and is probably right about Cruz as well.

That is a stinging endorsement from a Fox News contributor, the bastion of pro Ted Cruz reporting, that basically says the sex scandal is real.
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Autist here with plenty of time.

Can someone point me in the right direction for me to pour through?
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>>68828122

This guy is absolutely right. Cruz media counterattack underway now.

SHILL THIS INFO:

10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>10 DAYS AGO ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
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>>68828739
hurrrr durrr, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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>>68828744
Vote vote vote
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cruz team forcing a meme to hide the scandal
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>>68828870
you mean school photo directories and such?
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>>68828354
Cuck
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>>68828193
I know you autists saved all the "Cucked by Canadian" memes, time to roll them out
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>>68828253
>pedo shit
SHILLS GET OUT! OUT OUT OUT!
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>>68828538
>im a girl btw
wow so much fun.please post more of your creative writing. we cant get enough!!
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>>68827796
Why is drudge ignoring this story?
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>>68828759
im trembling in my boots m8 pls dont
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>>68828864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mseAXoMwV_o
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Stone dropping the hammer
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>>68828864
Geraldo and Trump are pretty tight.
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>>68828598
They'd still be verifying everything
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NBC just had the most biased fucking segment on this against Trump. yes I'm triggered
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>>68828887

Media trying to blame Trump!!! Cruz had previous threats to release info!!!

CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

>CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

>CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

>CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

>CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!

>CRUZ SEX SCANDAL INFO CAME FROM RUBIO AND ANONYMOUS!!!!
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>>68828951
Yes. Give me a directory and I'll go through it
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>>68828538
>>68828682
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>>68828887
off by one, shitposting leaf
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>>68828975
cry more big baby cruz is a baby rape, watch out or hes gonna rape you!
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>>68829041

Drudge will not post until there is a bunch of links to make a big fucking splash with siren and all.
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>>68829052
It was very probably based Roger Stone that leaked this story to N.E. in the first place. Fucking rules that guy.
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>>68828538
>>68828682

Good story, but you've got it backwards. She's the one with the ratfucking fetish. Tattoo was her idea.

http://archive.is/MQEFg
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>>68828726
>>68828742
>>68828753
What about Trump's favorability ratings? They're through the roof! He won't get the support of hardcore conservatives and the republican establishment. He's still having trouble with women and muslims!
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>>68828354
Oh no! My soul! Gtfo anon
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>>68829077
dang there was a bunch posted early lets see if want to google something about a school in utah and florida, the florida one is where cruz wife tried to kill herself it seems.
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>>68829142
Drudge is a party operative, he's following marching orders and not covering it.
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>>68828192
#CARPETGATE
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>>68828354
a righteous man has nothing to fear
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>>68829041
He's waiting for a smoking gun. Once he has that, he'll go all in.
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Why does CNN put under the only pro-Trump person "Trump Supporter" like "Neo-Nazi" on an old Jerry Springer show?
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>>68829041
>why isnt drudge running the story about the lumberjack who kept bigfoot as a sex slave?
no evidence? Hes not a hack?
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>>68829230
ehhhhhh neither did mccain it seems until the end. who knows... or cares what the establishment wants this isnt a communist russia back in the day where party leaders matter. all they can do is rig their own system.
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>>68829041
HE'S NOT IGNORING IT.

HIS HEADLINE WAS ABOUT AREA 51 TODAY.


AN OBVIOUS NOD TO THE NAT. ENQ.


-HE WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

>He's prob being flooded with info and offers right now.
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HOLY SHIT WATCH THIS

CNN's Don Lemon Cuts Mics, Ends Fiery Panel With Omarosa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT8qtEmQYs

CNN ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/status/713523667607511040

Katrina is going to be on this news show at 10 ET. Anyone have a stream?
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>>68829074
kill yourself
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>>68828192
holy shit
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>>68829361
wouldnt the better time be monday for the full cycle effect? its gona be forgotten about over weekend???
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>>68829256
Nice
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>>68829147
>Tattoo was her idea.

SHES TOO CLOSE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM, THE DAUGHTER IS CRUZ

THIS IS BIG
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>>68829139
Are you retarded? Go be autistic on /b/.
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>>68827796
Cruz regularly stayed out with Amanda late at night having 10pm "dinners"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ted-cruz-is-a-night-owl--and-mornings-are-not-his-friend/2016/02/16/c5444b0c-d1d6-11e5-abc9-ea152f0b9561_story.html

Did Heidi believe him? Did she believe the 10pm dinner line in 2005 when she had a mental breakdown and tried to kill herself?
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>>68829361
There's like zero conclusive evidence of any of this, at least not from the source
he's waiting for the right time just like Trump is.
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>>68829369
>SHUT IT DOWN
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>>68829458
This

I feel everyone is gonna sit on this til Monday. Might be good for verification
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>>68828354

You gotta chill nigga
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>>68829369
Fucking sneaks always trying to rig the narrative
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>>68829369
Keep in mind CNN has a grudge against Cruz.
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>>68829458
Sex scandals are different. If somebody tracks the smoke to the fire, it's weeks of high ratings, possibly months.
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>>68828192
They didn't buy the tattoos in the UK, get an ad that uses dollars
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>>68829369
they didn't end the panel, they went to commercial break and came back with everyone on message
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>>68829484
>SHES TOO CLOSE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM, THE DAUGHTER IS CRUZ
Don't write a soap opera fags, there's enough real rat shit here to sink him.
That fucking middle picture on the Enquirer...the "blue dress" is painted on, ignore it. Look for DC Upscale Escorts, look for the left arm behind the head, that's the giveaway, it's a unique pose among whores.
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>>68828538
>>68828682
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>>68828354

You come out Ted, admit your wrongdoing instead of shitposting on our image board of peace.
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>>68829458
A sex scandal doesn't get forgotten over a weekend. Or ever.
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>>68828354
Regards,
Lyin' Ted Cruz
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>>68828354
shill please..
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>>68829369
What a faggggg
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>>68828354

That's why we call him Lyin' Ted.
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>>68829050
This is all the credit you need for the scandal.

Stick a fork in Ted because he is DONE.
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DRUDGE IS A CRUZ SHILL

HE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED
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>>68827796
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>>68828354
Ahh...you think hate is your ally? You merely adopted the hate. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see morality until we left our mothers basements, by then it was nothing to us but blinding!
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>>68829679
the NE issue isnt even on the stands yet . I dont think anyway
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>>68829679
this is true the drip drip drip is what the NEN does,just a little at a time. not sure if that works in this day and age tho?
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>Ben Carson
>One of the ways that you measure a person is looking at their children and how do their children act?

Some people are claiming that the whole family knew about his affairs.

Queue posting his daughter evading a kiss from Ted.
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>>68828192
>>68829147
How long do these tattoos last? He has it February of the following year too.
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>>68829369
anyone got what happened after the commercial break?
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>>68829369
kek, she tried to put the situation into context, which Don shouldve done. full fucking damage control
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>>68830070
Woops, archive
http://archive.is/U99xT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT8qtEmQYs

This is the literal definition of "SHUT IT DOWN"
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>>68830111
Trips don't lie
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>>68829246
This is a real eye opener on Drudge. Most major sites have at least SOMETHING about it by now and there is still radio silence over at Drudge. What a shame......
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Katrina just flat out denied everything on her live OANN interview.

It's over lads it didn't happen. There is no sex scandal.
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>>68830000
oh shit.
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https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU/status/713544172876115968

its gotten to the point where this shit is to obvious. either these people are brain dead or they want to get caught
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>>68830070
what a bitch ass looking watch he's got on
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>>68830000
I guess that's why he's been mocking Beck and Cruz's religious retardation for weeks now.
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>>68828506
top pip
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VOTE FAGGOTS

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94653761-poll-is-the-news-about-ted-cruzs-alleged-affair-true
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>>68828354
>part of your soul dies
>haters
>god's networking site
>pussies

Holy shit I thought actual raging emo kids died out 10 years ago.
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>>68830000
Nice quads
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>>68830172
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>68830146
trips o' truth
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>>68829369
nice
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>>68830149
Drudge has been posting about it on his FB
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>>68827796
Three more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dB3VXwD6X0
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>>68830172
She does have a kid and a husband.

Probably doesn't want her life ruined
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>>68830000
Quads aside, I think Drudge is going to hold back so that he can drop the biggest bomb. He probably already has it.
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>>68830241
Link?
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>>68828864

glorious mustached bastard
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>>68830177
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>>68830124
>CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>68829369
wew lad I JUST had this on my tv
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>>68830291
Maybe he's letting Cruz and everyone deny before he drops the bomb
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The fact that the jews are even shilling the scandal means that they want you to stop looking because it will uncover the truth.
its counterproductive
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>>68830000
could the quads be lying?
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>>68829526
Holyshit boys we gonna have a big ol infograph
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>>68830177
i think they have just gone so long with never being fought against, no one ever looking into their bullshit that they dont realize that some random fucker can go along and make the discovery and through sharing can make it a huge thing. These people are literally just retarded and think they are above everyone else and no one will notice their obvious bullshit
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>>68829369
>CNN damanage controlling Cruz
>The only way this makes sense is if Trump really can win it all.
>mfw I look at the polls
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>>68830177
Not significant. That address is a mailing house for a ton of different campaigns.
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>>68827796
https://news.yahoo.com/ted-cruz-picks-charity-receive-salary-during-shutdown-115607756--politics.html

Maybe teachers in the school?
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Did everyone miss this? I believe this is a pic of Amanda Carpenter's daughter from her twitter, the girl looks a lot like ted
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The matching temporary Churchill tats are, if nothing else, some eyebrow-raising evidence that Rato and Carpenter had a 'special friendship'...and Carpenter's social media is just another example of the millions of women who go overboard with it...but this is befitting of attention whores
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>>68830336
Well for starters he posted the link to this poll>>68830205
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>>68830172
Stage 1 - Denial
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>>68829526
How the FUCK was this bitch allowed on CNN? How do you let someone so obviously biased towards Cruz on a fucking panel?
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>>68830124
>Ooy vey she's abandoning the narrative
>shut it down, the goyim know
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>>68830172
she denied it.... and that proves what??????? she has slept with other guys too not just the rat derpy mchooves
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>>68827796
THREE MORE AFFAIRS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dB3VXwD6X0
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>>68830002
Well memed anon
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>>68828199
CONCIOUS NEVARDA DA SALAMI
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>>68827796
>>68827841


http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/
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>>68830070

>Same shirt
>Same tie

W-what if the photo is from last year. NO IT COUDLN'T BE!!! MEMORY CARDS ON PHONE AREN'T EVEN INVENTED YET!!!!
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>>68830000
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>>68828354

>this kills the soul

get the fugg out
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>>68829141
Please repost image!!!
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>>68830517
amanda carpenter is a known sex addict in the DC metro area to insiders because of how she sleeps around after taking men home from the spin room.
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>>68830560
No she said she didn't so, clearly, she didn't.

I mean, you don't think someone would just go on tv and lie like that...do you?
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>>68830517
We need to do a DNA test.

This shit is becoming a Maury episode
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https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.7psox4t5n

>The woman, whose brother is married to the alleged paramour—who appears on CNN as contributor, said, “It’s true. [Carpenter and Cruz] were together only a few times.

>“My brother knows about all this, but still loves her,” the sister-in-law said. “It was a mistake, but everybody makes mistake. Ted Cruz is like Clinton though—he preys on young admiring women.”
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what are the chances that the two chicks that the times guy said are true are the ones that no one knows about yet and the three others are just baits until those two step forward? we need to find out who those two are.
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>>68830677
>I mean, you don't think someone would just go on tv and lie like that...do you?
tv without lies is like pancakes without syrup... the fun part will be watching her deny it more and more cracking under the pressure of being a failure and a whore.
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>>68830568
Confirmed this is from NW?
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>>68828253

matching address should be removed, it's not a smoking gun. It's the company that does reporting and receipting for lots of political entities.
http://www.electioncfo.com/contact/
Unless it's an opportunity to accidentally share info while they're picking up their mail.

>>68830522
She worked for Cruz. Her job was commucations director. This is communicating - sorta
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Put yourself in Cruz's position. What would you say if someone accused you of having an affair? Now I'll guess that your most likely very straightforward answer doesn't match Cruz's. This shows Cruz is hiding something.
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>>68829369
SHUT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/09/cruz-comms-director-amanda-carpenter-departing-senate-office/

So, we know that Amanda Carpenter stepped down as Comms Director on June 9, 2015 (A TUESDAY).

Ted Cruz declared his candidacy on March 23, 2015. So within two months of declaring, his most important employee was gone. And on a Tuesday? Why? Heidi walked in on them fucking, and forced Ted to drop her from the campaign.
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>>68830604
Shit you're right
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>>68830809
address shows how ted is just a criminal, he gonna be in jail soon cruz shill. hurry up and type f to pay respects to your failed canadian loser.
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>>68830282
Yes, you're right in a sense, but there are a couple of things happening for Amanda Carpenter and Katrina right now.

1)they know that this could ruin their careers and reputation and potentially even their family. They know that keeping quiet may end up in the whole thing blowing over if no evidence comes to light
2) being women, regardless of #1, they feel used and scorned because Cruz won't admit that he slept with them. The feel cheated, as if he is ashamed of them, which in turn makes them feel like whores, and drives their anger and need for revenge

The logical thing would be to let it blow over. So we can just assume that one of them will crack and go kamikaze on Ted's career, because as we knowm women are bags of emotional insecurity with a vagina attached.
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>>68830363
Entirely possible, though it may have been hard to predict that Cruz would be stupid enough to deny it publicly on day one.

If he dismissed any questions with a hand wave, the story wouldn't have aired in the MSM without more evidence.
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>>68830832
thing is no one directly accused him of it to his face or anything like that - he just denied it without it really being brought up, which is why it's suspicious
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Wow I can't even believe you drumpfkins are really pushing this.

Do you really think that ruining these beautiful young women's lives, as well as a good christian man and a true conservative such as Cruz. This is getting out of hand and you guys should really stop. The National Enquirer is one of the worst news sources and you shills are pushing this like it's fact. It's never been right about anything, why aren't we exposing bill clinton getting a blowjob from the loch ness monster?

Seriously you guys need to grow up. I now have realized Rick Wilson was right in his assessment of you retards just being a bunch of childless single men who jerk off to anime. You don't even care about these women, and you wonder why you can't get laid.

#Cruzforprez
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>>68830832
I'd use the Donald defense
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>>68830013
National Enquirer publishes on Wednesdays
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>>68829369
OY
FUCKING
VEY
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>>68830904
This is a load of stupid bullshit. Why can't more 4channers be like this.
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>>68830867
glenn beck makes real americans want to vomit which is why he is kicked off tv
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>>68830904
IGNORE THIS. THIS IS A TROLL FROM A DISCORD CHAT. SAGE AND DOWNVOTE AND DISLIKE
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>>68830670
i believe this. do you think she's the vindictive type that would rub her affair in the face of rato's wife? She seems like the type to try and project dominance.
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>>68830867

Did you read the article?

>According to Roll Call, Carpenter told colleagues she will be departing Cruz’s office on July 5.
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>>68830904
>The National Enquirer is one of the worst news sources and you shills are pushing this like it's fact.
Exactly, it's a real crock of shit.
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>>68830926
hes a fattie!
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>>68830919
So it's bullshit. No 3 more girls
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>>68830904
This tbqh senpai

I used to support Drumpf, but after seeing his blatantly mysoginistic attack against Cruz's wife and the innocent women you assholes are claiming were in it.

There is nothing more shameful that insulting a conservative like Cruz or messing with women like this.

You anime childfuckers disgust me
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>>68829526

That police report is when she finally found out about all the affairs?
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>>68830904
no fun allowed niggers
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>>68830904
GTFO Cruz shills.
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>>68830904
Thanks for saying this somebody had to say it.
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>>68830968
lets burn him alive and pee aids in his eye socket for being a cruz shill
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this
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Little Marco is only a year younger than Lyin ted

Trump could get away with Little Lyin' Ted
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>>68830904
This!
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>>68830985
Yet he still got up in dem guts. Five times. God damn Ted, dick slingin like a champion.
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>>68830904

>Rick Wilson

You mean 'political mastermind Rick Wilson', don't ya, fagboy
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>>68830999
K that's nice. This has nothing to do with Trump. Bye
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>>68830568
We're getting them faster than we can find them captain!
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>>68830904
Why can't reddit be more like this guy. Logged in just to upvote and share this. Thanks.
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How does such an ugly guy get with so many women?
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>>68830999
you wasted time typing that to support cruz the baby raper? you pedophile apologists are fucking disgusting.
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>My allergies had been acting up that day, but Ted and the campaign were counting on me
>I HAD to be there. The Trump blacklist wasn't going to write itself
>Ted was speaking with lobbyists and doing his part to get money flowing into our campaign
>I had a slight fever, but the thought of my husband and kids greeting me when I got home kept me at work fighting hard
>I felt the urge coming on. It was getting too hard to suppress it
>"Achoooooo!"
>I let out a loud sneeze into my tissue and the majority of the office turned around to let out a polite "God bless you"
>Ted immediately turned around with his expression changing
>He politely excused himself from the lobbyists and walked over to me
>His eyes pierced a whole through me. His nipples poked through his shirt and his pants could barely conceal his full four inch erection throbbing through his jeans
>He seductively ran his finger along my desk before pointing at my full used tissue
>"Are you going to eat that?" he said
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>>68830904
>Rick Wilson
http://archive.is/8yvqb
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>>68830904

deport this untermensch
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>>68830904
top b8 m8 i r8 88 out of 888
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>>68831043
>>68831020
>>68830999
>>68830981
BEWARE OF CRUZ SHILLS SUBVERTING THE TRUTH.
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>>68827796
>literally 0 evidence
>all there is is a tabloid rumor

The level of autism in this thread is deafening
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>>68831103
kek
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>>68831065
Hold up, don't be disrespectful.
It's "Top GOP strategist and master political analyst Rick Wilson" to you.
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>>68831054
is ted high energy for havin so many wymynz? his wife is quite the cuck queen.
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>>68830172
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT8qtEmQYs

I wish I had sex with that qt
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>>68830904
dump trump. peruse for cruz!
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>>68831184
>story broke by the same guy who exposed John Edwards
oy vey goyim there's nothing to see here move along
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>>68831163
Naw, fuck off Drumpf Shill. No one even likes you guys.
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>>68830904

>as well as a good christian man and a true conservative such as Cruz

That's what these fools don't get. How could anyone possibly believe any of this bullshit? These niggers will go on and on about how "Christian" they are, but when a man running for president actually encompasses the values they claim to have, these niggers turn their back on him and crowd behind Trump. A man who's probably slept with more women than a porno kike. I'm completely baffled at all the retards here who constantly push Trump as if he's some kind of saviour when he's more establishment than all the others combined.

Also he's fucking inconsistent as shit.
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>>68830719
Is this legit? Is it a repost of other media report?
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>>68831043
>>68831020
>>68830999
>>68830981

>1 post by these users
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When Monday comes and drudge is still ignoring this, I hope you all realize he's an establishment shill. Stop reading drudge from now on if he protects rato. He's either for us or against us.
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>>68831184
cruz shills should be aborted retroactively by rounding them up into camps.
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>>68831123
MY FUCKING SIDES.

Very nice twist, would lol again.
>>
A. Does anyone have a nigger-rig torrent for Lyin Ted's Book "A time for Truth?" Off this weekend, going to do a proper and thorough doxxing of he and and all these sluts (even katrina, but use only for our own purposes).
ALSO, RETARDS, DON'T BRING THE FUCKING KIDS INTO IT-- REMEMBER THE NARRATIVE-- ALL THESE POOR FEMALES ARE VICTIM'S OF LYIN', WOMANIZING TED. WE'VE BEEN WORKING SINCE JUNE. DON'T FUCK US WHEN WE'RE SO CLOSE.
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>>68831134
>Rick Wilson
The MAN WANTED TO RELEASE THE THING
http://archive.is/IIHLR
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>>68831069
This has everything to do with him, you stupid Drumpfkin. He personally has a relationship with members of the Enquirer and is blatantly mysoginistic, racist, xenophobic, and a Facist.

If you don't think Drumpf had anything to do with that mysoginistic hit-piece, take a hard look in the mirror and watch him fuck your GF, you fucking cuck.
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>>68831163
>Calling The Enquirer a shit news source is being a shill
Ok.
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>>68829361
he had the "reptillian" photo of Hillery too.
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the feminists have arrived
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>>68830999
3/10, you put effort into it.
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Americans,

I want to sincerely thank you for the gift that is this presidential race.

I have never, ever, in my whole life seen or heard something THIS entertaining. No TV series, no movie, no book, no activity can even come CLOSE to this. There are bantz, there are memes, there are heroes and losers. From Sleepy Ben to Krispy Kreme, from GuacDaddy to ITS RUBIOO, from Fiorina's dog food incident to Rubio's drug abuse, from everything to anything, this presidential race has it ALL.

The best thing is that our Meme Magic is real and memes are coming to live before our own eyes.

From the bottom of my heart, Thank you America.
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Fucking Trumpettes making baseless accusation from a fucking TABLOID magazine lmao. You actually fucking believe the National "Woman gives birth to a dragon" Enquirer would make a credible story? Holy shit you're all delusional retards. Cruz is a real conservative Christian who has indeed never committed any of the Seven Sins and has always remained faithful to his wife and family. Rick Wilson was absolutely true when he said you're all a bunch of single losers who masturbate to anime. Furthermore Trump is a blatant sexist and clearly shows so by planting this artificial story and defiling the image of a good Christian woman like Heidi. Enjoy Hell you sinners and enjoy losing the primary you fucking NEET faggots.

pic related: you'll end up just like the bernie bots, blowing your fucking brains out while watching Boku No Picu and fucking your pillows you worthless cucks
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>>68831302
not even u aussies can shitpost as well as those shills
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>>68831261
>containing one on the record interview with...Trumps campaign manager

Lmao. Yeah, Trump CERTAINLY wasn't behind it or anything.
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>>68831339
Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!
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>>68831300
it's a piece of fan fiction by @BlackpplforTrump
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>>68831300
Bill Mitchell tweeted about it too I think
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>>68831288
The only misogynist is Lyin' Ted Cruz.
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>>68831364
We must harness their energy and twitter skills.

Same for the gays. Spam the fact that Ted hates the gays and rile them up.
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>>68831268

You pathetic children still trying to force the drumpf thing?

Nobody older than a teenager and basement dwellers even know what the fuck that is.

Everytime people see that, they think it's a child writing.
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>>68831364
WELCOME TO THE END
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>>68830904
Would that be the same Rick Wilson who was begging the media to run with this story?
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>>68831413
>posting bullshit with no source
Who is Trump's campaign manager? What's his name?

Your shilling is piss poor
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>>68827796
You still don't have 2 and 3?
What the fuck /b/ ?
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>>68830926
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT8qtEmQYs
7/10 would laf agin
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>>68831364
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>>68831239
>Trump fraid of stronk women whos this Omarosa person Trump sent us ? OH FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
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>>68831364
this is actually a great opportunity to trigger the feminazis. With any luck they'll attack for us
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>>68831469
This. Has. Potential.
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>>68831401
>Cruz is a good Christian boy he dindu nuffin
end your shitposting now
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>>68831305
He was already hinting at it yesterday. Just waiting for more confirmation to siren it for massive damage.
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>>68831364
She's got a point. Don't you feel sorry for Lyin' Ted's wife? Imagine the shit she has to put up with every day.
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Lads
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>>68831364
>/pol/ tricked the world into believing a tabloid story

This board is too much sometimes
>>
There is literally nothing wrong with supporting Cruz and Sanders.
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>>68831394
I feel exactly the same as you bro. Thank you America.
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>>68831394
I ditto this sentiment.

This has been a fucking riot.
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>>68828192

Check her timeline.

She posted his tattoo and then her tattoo immediately after ON HER OWN TWITTER FEED. Check her vid and pic timeline.

Here's the fucking tweet:

https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/450979160501280769

STOP SPREADING THIS SHIT - YOU MAKE US LOOK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS.
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>>68831401
noones reading that wall of text faggot, go back in your basement and dont come out until you can concisely post
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>>68831043
same fucking guy lol

ignore button ratshill
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>>68831184
>Tabloid Rumor

I mean, it's not as if the dude that dropped this was ALMOST AWARDED THE FUCKING PULITZER PRIZE for outing another political sex scandal, shill.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
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>>68831339

The Daily Beast has already said it was Rubio trying to force this Cruz Sex Scandal and Anonomous threatened to release his prostitutes info 10 days ago if Cruz didn't drop out.

Cruz trying to pin this on Trump is starting to backfire!
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>>68831014
No, Heidi had her breakdown in 2005, well before this round of alleged affairs.

But her breakdown and suicide attempt in 2005 is suggestive of discovering an affair at the time, and may indicate a pattern of behaviour from Ted or illuminate the nature of their relationship (ie whether Ted strays).
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>>68831469
Now you're Jewing it!
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>>68831656
that guy is a cruz shill who hates america just filter his id
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You fucking kids can just keep living in your mother's basement, meanwhile us REAL conservatives will be making this world a better place. You Drumpf retards just keep trying to prop-up Drumpf simply because you want to bring this world down with you into your pathetic basement.

CRUZ WILL WIN THE NOMINATION

CRUZ WILL WIN THE PRESIDENCY

DRUMPF SHILLS WILL BE COMMITTING MASS SUICIDE
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>>68830489
This

It's a P.O. Box for the 8TH DISTRICT REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE

http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CandidateCommitteeDetail.do?candidateCommitteeId=C00043919&tabIndex=1
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>>68831401
>a good Christian woman like Heidi
Usury is a sin :^)
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>>68831401
stop samefagging shill
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>>68831469
^this
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>>68831518
he probably wanted it ran during the establishment attempt at rubio, now it only hurts the establishment. Ben Shapiro's and robert mercer's actions have fucked them over.
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>>68828192
THIS SO MUCH THIS
HURRY UP EVERYONE
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>>68830999
Hahaha did he personally stick Cruz's dick in 5 women too? You seem upset about this
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>>68831597
LMAO called it TWO CORINTHIANS and made the most retarded excuse ever about it

"muh mum was scottish"
"muh scottish were taught that way"

the racist, sexist, literal Hitler fascist has never picked up the bible a day in his life

he's a godless sinner who will be cast the deepest depths of Hell

better prepare the rope Drumpfkin, your time in the spotlight is almost over
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>>68831288
>Cohen
>Talking about "dishonest misogynists" while endorsing a woman who helped her husband lie about affairs under oath while smearing his victims.
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Trump had nothing to do with this!! Cruz saying so will backfire!!!

THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!

>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
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>>68831621
Find the man. Run with it
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>>68828354
Hi Ted
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>>68831718
/thread
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You fucking Trumpalumps are just newfags who are politically illiterate scum who gets voting advice from a HENTAI messaging board. What the fuck is wrong with you? If you truly are a ""conservative"", you would never pick a small penis, small hand racist like Drumpf. Cruz will save the GOP, you fags. Go masturbate to anime and lower the fertility rate.

CRUZ2016
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>>68831621
nice, sauce?
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>>68831394

Well said tulip eater,

These happenings have seen me sent to my fainting couch more than once.

Bravo you glorious yankee faggots
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>>68831626
behold, how /pol/ harnesses the raw power of crude occultism en-mass
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>>68831621
DELETE THIS
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>>68829369
This election is so fucking great.
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>>68831401
>Fucking Trumpettes making baseless accusation from a fucking TABLOID magazine lmao
Funny go look at what John Edwards said back when he got exposed. Tiger Woods? Same. Clinton? Same. Amazingly, turned out to be true.
If we can find the whore, we can start a "go fund me" and get her $15k to talk. Might need more, but have a feeling we can raise it.
Milo might even do interview for us. Please put down your video games for one weekend and MAGA. We can pull away here by destroying him in Wisconsin.
Not trying to sound "demanding" but I'm expeirenced in this kinda shit, never on this level but Rato is the same brand of sleaze.
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>>68831433
It does read like fan fiction.
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>>68831800
how the hell do you say 2 Corinthians then?

should he have said he likes "The Second Epistle to the Corinthians" like some biblical autist?
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>>68831401
Aren't you supposed to track our IP addresses too
>>
>>68831469

When that guy said the gays should be killed was it only males, or included females?
I've heard that under Queen Victoria that only male homosexuals were made illegal, because she didn't think it was possible for there to be lesbians.
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>>68831227
>>68831518

Just look at this man...how could you not look at that and deny that's a political mastermind?
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>>68831835
>replying to your own post with /thread
its clear ur trolling now, but if you're not, please do the world a favor and kill yourself
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>>68831621
>katrina pierson nudes
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You guys still haven't found the hooker? I found her easily. She is based slightly outside of DC and as far as I can see is not on Ashley Madison. Good luck.
>>
>>68831621
Sounds like a faggot RPer
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzT_ff75Peg

Carpenter v. Trumpolyte

Pay attention to Carpenters response, in particular her tone of voice.
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>>68831339
you just got stumped nigga
>>
So...I have reason to believe Maybe...MAYBE that Amanda Carpenters daughter is Ted's. She was already working for a senator in DC when expecting in 2011 per her Facebook. She has the baby and suddenly quits her job under the Senator. A month later she's hired by the Cruz Campaign. Anybody have any way to substantiate more than this?

Also, what idiot public figure doesn't have FB set to private in todays day and age. Is she retarded?
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>>68831123
The thought of normal people reading this and retching makes me smile.
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Cruz shills trying to blame Trump. Gonna backfire. Rubio already blamed. Also:

ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!

>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
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>>68831644
>implying you didn't look like idiots before pushing a false tabloid story
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>>68828192
This is lawyer-tier

Impressive.
>>
>>68831394
Yeah I gotta admit its been fun
>>
Notice how all the shills showed up within the span of 30 min. Someone linked this to some faggots.
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>>68832021
Bullshit
>>
>>68830867

June 9, 2015 - Amanda Carpenter stepped down as Comms Director

June 18 2015 - Ted Cruz pac gives $500,000 to Carly Fiorina (a competitor!)

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign
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>>68832003
in the trumpire maybe we can hunt down these vile heretics! to the inquisition with them!
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>>68831590
>>68831615

well, theres her twitter handle. lets get this shit viral.
Cruz isn't Trump, he's vulnerable to public opinion
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>>68831469
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>>68831985
isn't that the same guy that has a half darkie grand kid
>>
NEW THREAD GET IN
>NEW THREAD GET IN

>>68832063
>>68832063
>>68832063
>>68832063
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>>68830218
BUENO...
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>>68831394
It's only March. The primaries go to June and the general goes to November. The circus gets bigger and crazier as time goes on.

Strap in, brother. This one's going to be a ride.
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>>68831043
>>
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!

>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!

CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!

>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!

CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!

>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!

CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!

>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!

CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!

>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!

CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!

>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
>>
>>68832046
sauce
>>
>>68831985
He looks like that kid that everyone picked on in elementary school.
Got like a pudgy "bully me pls" face

#stopbullying
>>
>>68831621
Mate, we know she's snake, Trump knows she's a snake, but she's got the dirt on Rato and has a price and ambition.
Imagine Rato, how it makes him sweat to know the girl he had an affair with is now God Emperor's Spokesperson?
Trump knows how to use people in for far as they're useful. She'll never get an impt position in administration, but she doesn't know that yet.
>>
>>68831621
Every femalr political operative gets involved because they get off on power, and being around and fucking powerful men. Lifelong/longterm political opetatives like Katrina, Amanda and Cruz are all cut from the same cloth.
>>
>>68830517
same eyes, mouth, chin. Eyes are dead giveaway.
>>
>>68831931

Second Corinthians.

Though..I've been to several different churches and denominations, and some of their ministers do indeed say "Two Corinthians". I don't know why everyone made a big deal over it.
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>>68831836
>You fucking Trumpalumps are just newfags

>you would never pick a small penis, small hand racist like Drumpf.

No, it is you, who is the newfag.

Welcome to /pol/, be sure to pick up your free copy of mein kampf
>>
>>68832021
>You guys still haven't found the hooker? I found her easily. She is based slightly outside of DC and as far as I can see is not on Ashley Madison. Good luck
Unless you are full of shit, do a fucking pastebin. Why hide it from us?
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>>68828192
is this guy the cuck in question?
>>
>>68831626
National Enquirer is a Pulitzer winning publication, anon.
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>>68829369
STAAAAAAAAHP


i hate that nigger faggot
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>>68831780
>>68832074
>>68829447

See:

>>68831644

The tattoo shit is Cruz counterintel designed to make us look like fucking clowns. Wise up.

SHE POSTED THE PIC OF HIS TAT HERSELF
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>>68831836
the fact that you capitalized the word hentai proves youre a paid shill, get lost Ben
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>>68831280
The difference shill is that unlike Trump, Cruz holds the bible in one hand, puts it down to lie.

Cruz is an hypocrite while Trump is honest.
>>
>>68832408
yes. Can confirm he knows that his wife is pictured in the NE.
>>
>>68831518

it's this rick wilson
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/18/meltdown-day-2-rick-wilson-asks-ann-coulter-if-trump-pays-her-more-for-anal/
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>>68832040
>0:15 seconds
Yeah no doubt this sapiosexual slept with the rat
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>>68828192
Anon, this is great but have to make Her picture visible so her tattoo is more visible. IF I can barely see on a retina mac or a 4k OLED, what can avg person see?
>>
>>68832408
Is this the guy supposed to be married to the teacher? Can we not find his wife?
>>
>>68828864
I do not see this tweet in his feed. Bullshit or deleted?
>>
>>68831621
>If she thinks it will benefit her in anyway, she will fuck you.
What if I told her that she could save 15% or more by switching to Geico?
>>
>>68832408
>>chad

meme magic
>>
>>68830172
Yeah cause a married woman who works for Trump would surely be the first one to step out and admit she slept with Cruz.

How fucking autistic are you?
>>
>>68832608
Chad is married to Sarah Isgur. Carly's deputy campaign manager.
>>
>>68831621
Username BCV from the ar15.com forums.
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>>68831835
sorry m8, but you're not on /b/
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>>68829484
THIS IS YUGE!
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>>68832764
Oh okay cheers.
>>
>>68832096

see >>68832096
>June 9, 2015 -> Jul 5th
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>>68828059
Wanker
>>
>>68832408
Henceforth chads will be known as teds.
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>>68831835
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>>68832893
Pretty shit of me desu, if I'd actually remember the names.
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>>68831469

twittershitfit is ahead of you. #lgbt rights y'all
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>>68832199
It's in the fucking OP.
>>
>>68828354
Wanker
>>
So many fucking Cruz shills on this thread.

The damage is already done. Many people already believe Cruz is guilty and no amount of shilling on /pol/ will change that.
>>
Has anyone got a decent timeline of the scandal?

Cheers
>>
>>68830999
k keep me posted
>>
>>68833452
It came out via the National Enquire first thing in the AM.
It took MSM a good part of the day to even mention it.

This was what sparked the other stations to cover the story around Noon:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yCL89plUmE
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>>68832412
This is now the official /pol/ response to "tabloid"
gg leaf
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>>68831469
>>68831364
>>68833065

wewlads
>>
>>68829369
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