CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - TWO BY TWO, TATTOOS FOR CRUZ
TATTOOGATE LINKS CRUZ TO CARPENTER
>Two by two, tattoos for Cruz
NATIONAL ENQUIRER (WHAT STARTED IT ALL)
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT FULL SUMMARY (HIGH ENERGY ARTICLE)
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign
TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/
BIG DON'S RESPONSE: LYIN' TED IS HAVING A "MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS"
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT: HATES THE "SLEAZE" (BUT LOVES HIS CHEESE)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o
BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN (AND SO IS BEN SHAPIRO)
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb
WASH TIMES COLUMNIST CONFIRMS STORY
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
MICHAEL SAVAGE TURNING TO THE KEK SIDE
>http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/savage-threatens-to-dump-trump-over-cruz-sex-scandal/
GLENN BECK ON DAMAGE CONTROL, GOLDEN TABLETS PROVE CRUZ' INNNOCENCE
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/
HISTORY OF REPORTING ON PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS (INTERESTING FOR NERDS)
>http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-press-coverage-213769
So you guys are seriously going to keep this up. I'll have you know that Cruz is a good person. He's honest, christian and a real conservative and all the women that have worked for him are good people.
Instead you childless singlemen, waifu pillow fucking autismos are trying to ruin these good people's lives.
FUCK ALL OF YOU SUPPORTING THAT RACIST TURMP. EVERY SINGLE OF ONE YOU IS A RACIST MYSOGINISNT HOMOPHOBIC NAZI AND DESERVE TO BE PUT IN THEGROUND LIKE THE MONSTERS YOU ARE. BERNIE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THIS COUNTRY AND YOU IDITOS KEEP VOTING FOR THE GUY THTA WANTS TO SPEND ALL F OUR MONEY ON A FUCKING WALL SPOILER ALERT THE MEXICANS CAN CLIMB AND DIG OR JUST FUCKING GO AROUND IT. YOU STUPID MORONS ARE GOING TO RUIN THIS COUNTRY BY VOTING IN DONALD HURR HURR BUILD WALL KILL MUSLIMS DRUMPF. FUCK ALL OF YOU AND VOTE FOR BERNIE
FIX
OUR
COUNTRY
RACISTS
all latest info
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal
OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING
OBJECTIVE 3: GET DRUDGE AND BREITBART ON THE CASE
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz
Reminder to talk about Heidi and the five as the victims, not as sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson - Trump spokeswoman, ran for Congress in 2014 in Texas' 32nd district and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy campaign manager for Carly Fiorena, legal advisor for Mitt Romney's official super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @seanhannity
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
we're growing stronger
Reposting for digging help:
So...I have reason to believe Maybe...MAYBE that Amanda Carpenters daughter is Ted's. She was already working for a senator in DC when expecting in 2011 per her Facebook. She has the baby and suddenly quits her job under the Senator. A month later she's hired by the Cruz Campaign. Anybody have any way to substantiate more than this?
Also, what idiot public figure doesn't have FB set to private in todays day and age. Is she retarded?
Shills are out in full force tonight. Dan must be working off the clock >>68832157
>>68832182
cry more faggot
Carpenter v. Trumpolyte
Pay attention to Carpenters response, in particular her tone of voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzT_ff75Peg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzT_ff75Peg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzT_ff75Peg
>>68832157
>>68832182
we get it.
>>68832157
Heidi Cruz is pure CFR evil, fuck off.
>>68832157
>>68832157
Off yourselves
How much do you think Cruz has paid for people to shitpost here
I used to be a bitch for kasich but then I was seduced by cruz
Cruz shills trying to blame Trump. Gonna backfire. Rubio already blamed. Also:
ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
>ANONYMOUS THREATENED TO RELEASE TED CRUZ PROSTITUTE INFO 10 DAYS AGO IF HE DIDN'T DROP OUT!!!
.
How can you fucking idiots keep this stupid shit up? Literally no one outside your shitty shill club cares. So why do you keep at it?
>>68832182
Wow, guys. I've been a Trump supporter since he came down that escalator. But this is it. After reading that post, I can't do it anymore.
I am now a supporter of #ZyklonBernie
related?
June 9, 2015 - Amanda Carpenter stepped down as Comms Director
June 18 2015 - Ted Cruz pac gives $500,000 to Carly Fiorina (a competitor!)
I'm so happy. The greatest obstacle to our God Emperor becoming president is FUCKED.
>>68832296
I honestly do it for free
Somebody make a video of Trump fucking Cruz (figuratively) and then post it on pornhub and then name it "Innocent Christian family man gets fucked by Richie Rich"
DRUDGE IS A CRUZ SHILL
DRUDGE IS SUPPRESSING THE STORY, UNDER ORDERS FROM GOPE
You fucking Trumpalumps are just newfags who are politically illiterate scum who gets voting advice from a HENTAI messaging board. What the fuck is wrong with you? If you truly are a ""conservative"", you would never pick a small penis, small hand racist like Drumpf. Cruz will save the GOP, you fags. Go masturbate to anime and lower the fertility rate.
CRUZ2016
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
.
>>68832306
>mfw when it's fucking nothing
>>68832296
how much does he pay Applied Memetics? That's probably public record, esp while running for office
>>68832157
>He's honest, christian
nope and nope. i was raised christian and i know how to spot a phony.
>>68832182
fuck you bernout. ps the caps made me read it less.
>>68832296
His staffers probably discovered this place was helping propagate the scandal. It's not that hard to uncover.
>>68832157
Thank you somebody needed to say something and put a stop to this shithole
>>68832182
Don't Get upset, these weebswebs just aren't worth it.
>>68832260
and her bouts of blinking
Trump had nothing to do with this!! Cruz saying so will backfire!!!
THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
>THE DAILY BEAST ALREADY CALLED OUT RUBIO FOR THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL!!!
.
Spread this far and wide until the campaign collapses
>>68832377
He's posting about it on his FB faggot. He's waiting on the right time to cover it which is next week. Covering it right before a weekend makes it lose steam.
>>68832182
This. So much is going to be destroyed if Drumpf gets elected. This anon knows what's going on
Rubot's revenge.
Even if half the apparent Cruz shills who've suddenly invaded these threads aren't really keks for Rato and mere bored shitposters, there are still plenty of 'Cucks 4 Cruz' prancing around here regardless
Eat shit and die, you faggots
>>68832182
This thing can be debunked by the fact that Cruz is only 5'7" and no woman would sleep with a manlet.
>>68832387
why fight them? we all know who they are once they post. its just to obvious, whats better is lets get their IP's later and hunt them down in their homes when trump is elected god emperor for being traitors.
>>68832535
Literally killing from the grave
>>68832381
>best girl still gets zits and pops them too
feels good, famalam
>>68832490
>Roboto casts Self-Destruct on Rato.
>It's super effective!
Wait so Trump's tv shill pierson fucked Cruz?
>>68832381
Please don't shitpost with Natalia.
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
CRUZ TEAM SHILL DAMAGE CONTROL TONIGHT!!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS!!!
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Is Amanda Carpenter the expensive DC prostitute or is that someone else?
>>68832157
>>68832182
SQUIRM!
>>68832589
Yes. She fucked a whole lot of people to get to where she is. Zoe from house of cards
>>68832182
>FUCK ALL OF YOU SUPPORTING THAT RACIST TURMP. EVERY SINGLE OF ONE YOU IS A RACIST MYSOGINISNT HOMOPHOBIC NAZI
you must be new here. welcome to /pol/
>>68832387
Says the fucking Canadian, i bet you didn't even vote for weed man like the rest of us. The only reason people on this thread are shitting on Cruz is because they feel intimidated by Cruz's presence in the presidential election.
>>68832157
good b8 m8
p.s nice proxy aussie
>>68832189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dB3VXwD6X0
There might be three more!
>>68832621
Nope she's a CNN shill who used to be Rato's communication director
>>68832589
Trump probably knew, and that's why he hired her.
>Trump card
>>68832522
kek samefag
>>68832465
Good catch. I like how off guard she's caught by it, and how the moderator wants to step in but isn't assertive enough.
IGNORE THE SHILLS!!
KEEP DIGGING GUYS, WERE ALMOST THERE
>>68832646
>The only reason people on this thread are shitting on Cruz is because they feel intimidated by Cruz's presence in the presidential election.
>>68832637
CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN
>>68832377
Lol no
Remember how all day today he had the random Hillary UFO/alien shit as the headline? That was his way of referencing the National Enquirer before going all in on the story.
>>68832597
ok leaf that's enough, we get it.
>>68832361
Trump is a misogynistic, racist, most likely closet homosexual fascist demagogue. He's pandering to a base of sexually frustrated basement dwellers who have never seen tits beyond their favorite hentai. This all relates back to Trump and his follower's own sexual failures in their limp dicks and lack of any semblance of social skills. You're utterly envious of Cruz's ability to have a beautiful, faithful, Christian woman like Heidi and raise a highly successful family of daughters who already have IQ's well beyond 100. All this because you can't leave your basement to see an actual woman. You're jealous that he is more successful than you or Drumpf will ever be. Very said, I pity you all and will be praying for you.
REMEMBER FELLOW #CRUZMISSILES SAGE AND REPORT ALL DRUMPF PROPAGANDA THREADS
>>68832644
maybe their black intellectuals
Holy shit Ben Shapiro worshipers (/r/Conservative) are having a meltdown
>>68832718
What the fuck is a samefag?
The guy I responded to is right and I agree with them
>>68832750
I don't get the alien reference
>>68832182
ANYBODY THAT USES DRUMPF IS A FUCKING TEENAGER!!!
NOBODY OLDER EVEN KNOWS WTF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
SOCIALISM ISN'T COOL WHEN YOU DON'T LIVE IN MOMMYS HOUSE ANYMORE!!!
>a tabloid story with 0 facts
>all major news outlets refuse to push it because lack of credibility
>National Enquirer writes it up instead
>Trumpkins really think we're supposed to believe this shit
Fuck all of you
I can't BELIEVE people on my very website are supporting someone who would commit such heinous and slandering acts against a beautiful man with a beautiful family. Cruz would never have a scandal. Trump with his fucking Trump steaks (((((Failure, bitch))))) and his shady CLINTON dealings would never be able to support a great, ALREADY GREAT country like America.
>>68832157 THIS GUY KNOW WHATS UP
Donald Dump BTFO!
>>68832746
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68832644
yeah i fucking hate jews and people of color, so what?
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST KEEP ON TRYING TO RUIN CRUZ, BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU FAGGOTS HAVE NO REAL POWER. WHY CAN'T YOU RETARDS UNDERSTAND THIS? TRUMP IS THE REAL LIAR, HE HAS CONSTANTLY LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. WHAT'S EVEN WORSE HE HAS TAKEN CREDIT THAT WASN'T HIS.
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU FAGGOTS WILL ONE DAY WAKE UP AND REALIZE YOU HAVE SPENT MOST OF YOUR LIVES LIVING IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT.
>>68832571
He also beat Kucksich in Arizona.
>>68832238
Does her daughter look like a Booger Eater?
>>68832792
its only ok if we harrass trump
>>68832157
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>>68832320
SHILLS GTFO! GET OUT!
THERE IS A FUCKING SEXTAPE OF RAFAEL
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-mistress-crisis-apparently-theres-video/#more-114280
SOMEBODY IN THE MEDIA IS IN POSSESSION OF IT
ITS HAPPENING
>>68832871
f
>>68832157
>>68832182
Christ, you whiny faggots are out in full force today.
>>68832809
shhhhiiiilllllllllllllllll
>>68832641
House of cards is actually indistinguishable from real life at this point. Like the differences between the clintons and the underwoods is negligible.
Be sure to vote in this poll.
http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94653761-poll-is-the-news-about-ted-cruzs-alleged-affair-true
>>68832183
Search for escorts around DC matching the 3rd one. Or check around Austin, TX.
>>68832823
I'll give it 2/10
>>68832063
Just started reading it. I think they have found Lollipop anons.
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
>>68832157
>>68832182
Wew, I'm going to read these again while I prep to fuck my anime pillow.
>>68832646
totaly agree with you senpai, don't know why people are shitting on Curz and his wife so much when they support trump who is a racist
>>68832182
>>68832637
FEEL THE SQUIRM
>>68832941
Just stop you guys. You won't even find the last two anyway.
Leave these women alone!
>>68832813
The national enquirer and similar tabloids constantly talk about alien babies and UFO sightings
Drudge was giving a nod to the Cruz story all day by having the irrelevant Hillary UFO story as the headline all day
>>68832809
you have unique IDs per thread whilst on /pol/. we can see you replying to yourself.
>>68832941
rato worked in florida and utah doing something with schools maybe their from there, or more stories of his lurid sex life?
>>68832889
>because of the Hulkster we can't release the video
;_;
you guys know that if you crash Cruz, the establishment is gonna have an excuse to push that cuck Kasich up during a contested convention?
You need a 3-way race for trump to be able to win.
>>68832792
Lmao Ben Kikepro has gone full CruzMissile
http://www.dailywire.com/news/4406/5-things-you-need-know-about-cruzsexscandal-ben-shapiro
>>68832889
You fucking mongoloid it's not a sex tape. It's apparently a vid of him and some woman leaving a hotel. LITERALLY that's all that's rumored.
>>68833020
Eh that's a stretch but we will see if that holds up next week if / when he covers it
>>68830810
CRUZ TEAM DAMAGE CONTROL EVERYWHERE!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS
CRUZ TEAM DAMAGE CONTROL EVERYWHERE!!
..
>FIGHT THE SHILLS
CRUZ TEAM DAMAGE CONTROL EVERYWHERE!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS
CRUZ TEAM DAMAGE CONTROL EVERYWHERE!!
>FIGHT THE SHILLS
>>68833050
cruz crashes himself being a payed off loser
>>68832157
>>68832182
>$0.30 has been deposited into your account
>>68832889
It's not a sextape. You couldn't post porn to YouTube. It shows him at a hotel with a female that is not his wife.
>>68832871
You think WE are the shills? Sorry to tell you this kid, but you are the one shitting up this nice forum. Everything used to be fucking great until Drumpf decided to run for fucking president. Just turn your computer off and go outside, you will then be able to see just how unimportant your opinions really are.
>>68832183
this guy keeps on ignoring being told that the address is a mailing house for a ton of different campaigns. Google it.
>>68833073
Remember when John Edwards was leaving a hotel shill?
>>68832809
go back to /b/
>>68832889
its happening
>>68832889
It's not a sextape you fuck. It's a video of Ted at a restaurant with her.
>>68832792
>Conservatism: retaining traditional social institutions
Sure worked out with all those tranny rights, fag marriage and abortion eh lads
>>68832894
>>68832818
>>68832766
>>68832754
>>68832522
>>68832182
>>68832157
SHILLS. GET OUT. OUT OUT OUT.
>>68833015
I'm not interacting with the woman. Anything public is fair game and I intend to put my digging skills to use. Besides, Ted attacked the God Emperor, ain't nobody fucks with the God Emperor.
>>68833082
>that's a stretch
Yeah, because Hillary's interest in Area 51 was the Top Story today......
>>68833050
Nobody gives a shit about Kasich though
>>68832894
>le Cruz maymays
>>68833125
cruz shill spotted.... keep trying.. noone gives fuchs about what you like your own family xDDD
>>68832419
Are you kidding me?! Denying Ted Cruz is innocent
>Mfw a fucking white male
Try hashtagging your tweets with these
#LGBTQ
#feminism
#womensrights
#equality
#gayrights
#humanrights
And shill the fact that Teddy boy isn't exactly friendly to the gays and the ladies. It doesn't matter if it's true or not, just shill whatever you can and rile up the gays and the feminists.
The gays and the feminists basically run twitter. Get them on the right side of this and we're assured victory.
http://youtu.be/3kJZ1BCx5Co
Brand new Hurricane Katrina interview hot off the presses. It's over lads.
>you will never secretly fuck Amanda Carpenter
>>68832157
Lol I love triggering christcucks
>>68833163
look there, a shill trying to fit in.. fission mailed
>>68833181
Why make that nod in the first place though? I mean it's not necessary. What does the NE get out of it?
>>68832063
Today will hereafter, and for all eternity be acknowledged as "Good for Trump Friday".
Oh, and the Canadian will Not be resurrected.
>>68832249
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>>68833153
FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU DONT REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A DANGER DRUMPFLSTILTSKIN IS. HELL START WWIII JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF HIS SHITTY STRANDS OF HAIR AND SEND ANYONE THAT DISAGGREES WITH HIM TO A CONCENTRAIIOTN CAMP
FUCK YOU ALL VOTE BERNIE IF YOU WANT AMERICA TO SURVIVE ANOTHER TEN YEARS
>>68833144
But that doesn't mean it's a fucking sex tape, retard. Unless you consider walking out of a business with a woman as "sex", which wouldn't surprise me seeing as how youre a betacuck virgin
FUCK OFF CRUZ SHILLS!!
The Daily Beast has Rubio peddling the Cruz Sex Scandal
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
Gawker talking about the rumors being widely known.
http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>>68833209
he's totally right though...
We all hate El Rato, but the address is still useless. Why haven't you googled it yet?
/po/ - Politically Incorrect
The name says is all! You guys know nothing about actual EXPERIENCED politicians like the beautiful man that is TED CRUZ. Trump is racist dictator who knows JACK SHIT about running a business, let alone an entire country. Cruz is the true conservative, christian, and family man.
DRUMPF BTFO
>>68832644
Don't piss him off dude. He has all of our IDs. Yours is happiness by the way.
Kek bless you
>>68832973
I think you should find me the picture of that whore.
>>68833193
they will if you kill cruz and the polls show that trump cant win in a 1v1 scenario. you need cruz as a spoiler for the anti-trump vote
So rumor has it that Carpenter's sister-in-law admitted that the affairs were real?
MFW Cruz shills every where.
LADS I FOUND IT. THE THING. IT IS A CRUZ SEX TAPE. LOOK, HOLY SHIT
https://youtu.be/vufOy6rKQuY
ANYONE WHO USES DRUMPF IS A TEENAGER!!!
>post yfw Cruz gets more pussy in one night than you will in your entire life
>>68833335
You do know you can't vote if you're 16, right?
>>68832260
She went silent the night before when she got peppered with tweets asking her about this issue, so she definitely knew about all this.
>>68832238
You're reaching. Why didn't he also hire the others? Looks like you're trying to add off-the-wall accusations to further discredit the others
>>68833335
>FUCK YOU ALL VOTE BERNIE IF YOU WANT AMERICA TO SURVIVE ANOTHER TEN YEARS
Try 1000
FUCK OFF CRUZ SHILLS!!
>FUCK OFF CRUZ SHILLS!!
The Daily Beast has Rubio peddling the Cruz Sex Scandal
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
Gawker talking about the rumors being widely known.
http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>>68833221
he cant even post a fucking YT link
OUT OUT OUT
>>68833364
their the same address... anyway what is your point? the people involved are also the same?
im gonna keep bein lazy and let other people point out its wrong for some unspecified reason until a reason is specified maybe?
>>68833335
but y u mad tho?
>>68832522
lol, this is almost sad
>>68832343
Did you read the article?
>According to Roll Call, Carpenter told colleagues she will be departing Cruz’s office on July 5.
>>68833153
You must have clicked a wrong link when you were on myspace or something m8....
>>68833335
Sounds like a great bargaining chip desu. MAGA
>>68833073
>It's apparently a vid of him and some woman leaving a hotel
Over and over again.
>>68832755
That was such a funny movie.
>>68833454
I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. Sorry I'm not like Ted Cruz.
>>68833232
Everybody denies everything from the jump. That's how these things work. Have you people never seen a sex scandal unfold before?
Regardless, Amanda Carpenter is the kill shot. That's the one that's definitely real.
>>68832507
You need to add more info to this image. I don't get it.
>he went to hotels on tuesdays
>oh look guys this totally random and arbitrary day of 2014 was a TUESDAY!
Don't spread a shit pic, add what relevance April 1 has in the story.
>>68833537
how do you know their not cruz supporters since their into cucking like cruz wife who would probably let Cruz fuck children too maybe their own people say?
>>68832182
>SPOILER ALERT THE MEXICANS CAN CLIMB AND DIG OR JUST FUCKING GO AROUND IT.
Somebody doesnt remember Berlin
>>68833537
>>68833231
Never change Polacks I love you
>>68832809
>being this new
Pls go away samefag
>Jeb!
>bullied the fuck out of politics
>Rubio
>exposed as a robot, political career shattered because he couldnt even win his own state against someone who isnt even a politician
>Cruz
>on the verge of having his entire life and future completely fucking collapse because he couldnt keep it in his pants
So what wrath is gonna be inflicted on to Kasich once Rato is gone, or is crippling irrelevancy punishment enough?
>I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. Sorry I'm not like Ted Cruz.
>>68832973
Ted would Hit That!
>>68833537
how do i get qt animu grill in corner of screen?
The Daily Beast has Rubio peddling the Cruz Sex Scandal
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
Gawker talking about the rumors being widely known.
http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
>ITS ALL OVER FOR CRUZ FAGS!!
.
>>68833335
bernie is a literal cuck. he let his rally get taken over and just stood in the corner hanging his head in shame while those protesters shouted from HIS podium. he has no fucking spine you little twat, he will let the entire government and the entire fucking world run all over him and this fucking country.
you know what? sure, lets say you are right. well then bring it bitch. the chaos to come from that will be infinitely greater than this slow trickle down of binding us all in chains as opposed to civil war, or world war fucking three. this dirtball needs to be fucking clensed, too many feminists and liberals fucking everything up and trying to take away others freedom because they dont agree. fuck it fuck it all, let it all burn.
HEIL SATANAS
HEIL KEK.
>>68833537
okay.
>>68833456
He hired at least one of the others. (Katrina)
The teacher may have been hired under him when he his school work shit.
The hooker is...well literally a hooker...
It's like Bill, he's banging those under him.
>>68833560
brilliant, what if we can use that to swing all those bernout anarchists to vote trump since it gunna be happening!?!?!?!
>>68833335
awful bait
You motherfuckers are the lowest of the low.
Trump donated to liberal politicians for years and you somehow think he will change something? The two men who stood up for you and your country Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are consistently shit on by man children who think they are living vicariously through Trump and their memes.
Trump will not debate Cruz and you faggots eat all of this shit whole becuase he said muh wall.
/pol/ is dead
>>68832589
Dat look of love.
>>68833709
Some TrumpFag supporter told me you get it from some extension called appchan x
>>68832898
>this image scared me
time for bed lads
i'll dream of Cruz dropping out and try to meme it into reality
DIE LA RATA SCUM
>>68833527
No it's the fucking 8th district republican committee! Anyone, and any PAC affiliating with the republican party in the 8th district is using that box.
>>68833335
I donated my heart surgery money to Bernie. Everybody match me before I die next week.
>>68833772
/pol/ is dying. And cuck shills like you are killing it.
So many fucking Cruz shills on this thread.
The damage is already done. Many people already believe Cruz is guilty and no amount of shilling on /pol/ will change that.
Somebody take that picture of Heidi refusing to kiss Ted and put "Not the boogers, not the pussy" on it
>>68833772
actually /pol/ has never been so active before in it's history.
>inb4 zimmerman
?
>>68833793
rato always did look like a pedophile
>>68833854
I think they come here to practice before going out in comment sections on FB/politico
>>68833772
Then leave, cancer. You know you're not gonna convince anyone. Ted is the single most disgusting person I've ever seen, I'd honestly vote for Hillary if he got the nomination.
>>68832063
>USA
>"politics"
>>68833832
shhh. no nightmares tonight. sweet dreams
>>68833772
Yes yes I'm now #cruzmissile bro
I took a nap.
Anything happen from 2PM EST to now?
>>68832182
k keep me posted
>>68833772
>The two men who stood up for you and your country Ted Cruz and Rand Paul
>>68832183
>covered for this sex addict
This just gets better and better.
>>68833158
Ya a Chinese restaurant. They ordered a Number 69. And they went by the names " Dong Lick, and Too Can Chu".
>>68833772
GET OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
>>68833841
so what?
the person sarah is the one he gave the money to and same person who made the trump ad on fb?
I dun get your point your not making :P try drawing it!
>>68833772
>>68832889
Moron. Did you actually read the article before spouting this nonsense?
"showed the publication a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "
>>68833950
Cruz is shitposting
>>68833901
Really
>>68833901
>>68833793
MY FUCKING WAIFU
THIS IS WHY I'VE SENT 200 TWEETS
THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER STOP
THIS IS WHY CRUZ WILL DIE
YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK HER LIKE THAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT
GOD DAMMIT TED
WHY
OF ANYONE
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE MY KATRINA
>>68833772
/pol/ is Nationalist not conservative.
Fuck off.
>>68833335
I JUST DONATED $50 TO BERNIE, WILL YOU MATCH ME????
>>68833697
>mfw Cruz was accused of saying that
>>68833937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqXSPkDbX4
>>68833050
Literally who?
>>68833937
Politics is just bants by other means.
You should understand this.
>>68833901
Bitches be catty as fuck
>>68832889
It's obviously not a sextape, but it's probably a video of them being caught in an intimate moment.
That being said, I really want to see The Thing.
>>68833746
How do you think i ended up here?
I'm a fucking wage salve class Jew and I think I'm voting for trump.
>>68833901
nice source
>>68833772
Go eat a booger, Ted.
>>68833884
HIGH ENERGY has made all the difference.
Honestly guys, Trump getting the nomination is only the beginning. You guys better get geared up because this is going to be a long, hard election and Trump is going to need all the help he can get. Especially when the entire media has decided Hillary is a shoe in. Get ready for some work. I'm counting on /pol/ to come up with some news worthy stuff to influence the election.
>>68833884
gaza strip
Amanda Carpenter is back on twitter retweeting shit.
>Maybe we should say hi.
Amanda Carpenter is back on twitter retweeting shit.
>Maybe we should say hi.
Amanda Carpenter is back on twitter retweeting shit.
>Maybe we should say hi.
Amanda Carpenter is back on twitter retweeting shit.
>Maybe we should say hi.
>>68833209
Having trouble figuring out what you're trying to say, I assume it's some kind of insult. More like you're a shill encouraging going down false trails.
>>68834167
oy vey!
also jewish! love for the trump and pastrami! everyone ends up here, they love to hate, buts its the love part that counts!
>>68834198
Jawhol!
>>68832182
glenn beck plz go
>>68832750
>this delusional
Face it, drudge isn't hiding secret messages for you in ufo pictures. He's a Cruz shill.
>>68834031
idk I just seen it on twitter and maybe it has baring but who knows
>>68833772
>two men who stood up for you
Teds dick stood at Attention. For Hookers.
>>68834225
call her a whore and a home wrecker!
>>68833231
>>68833231
>>68833231
THIS
RILE UP THE LGBTQEWR CROWD BY POINTING OUT TED'S NOT SO FRIENDLY ATTITUDE TOWARD THEM #LGBTQ #equality #gayrights #humanrights
RILE UP THE FEMINIST CROWD BY "POOR HEIDI" ANGLE #feminism #womensrights #misogynist
>>68834198
We must fully utilize the Holy Trinity of 4Chan: Memetics, High Energy, and Autism.
>>68832320
Seems lots of people care
>>68833335
I welcome WWIII. Enjoy being drafted.
>>68834225
AMANDA CARPENTER'S TWEETS ON THE DAY OF THE AFFAIR
>https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aamandacarpenter%20since%3A2014-03-31%20until%3A2014-04-02&src=typd&lang=en
>>68834225
I'd probably be more enticed if you stopped spamming up the threads, leaf. goddamn.
>>68833994
If everyone in the 8th district can use that address... and they are both in the 8th district. There is no other connection to be implied from that address.
>>68833772
r/conservative status:
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>68832157
Snivelling cuntchop
>>68833436
Someone's fan-fiction salted with copypasta from Amanda Carpenter's twitter
>>68834225
has she had a haircut yet? if not ywt then soon, since must be an emotional time for her
>>68834293
DRUDGE CAN'T POST CRUZ SEX SCANDAL UNTIL THERE IS MORE INFO!!
THE VIDEO MIGHT DO IT.
>>68833846
Sorry I bought a MAGA hat.
>>68834357
What are bots you stupid fucking retard
>>68834141
Hugs, holds and kisses?
LEAK THE TAPE
>>68834225
whose her childs father? is it te cruz where is the birth certificate and is it a matter of public record we can investigate?
fuck the drumpf, Cruz is a good traditional men, sex scandals are more of a drumpfs thing, he literally married a czech hooker and he said he want to fuck his daughter
>>68834357
>mfw the image I made is being posted around the world
![1458960266628[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xmvUhBU.png "1458960266628[1].png")
Some feminists are getting in on it.
They're useful idiots but does this help us or hurt us?
Look at all these ass pained reddit cruzers. It's excellent.
>>68830810
Kek.
>Cruz got Amanda an abortion
>>68832182
Boring fuck
>>68833335
Give it up, Reddit. Nobody here is going to vote for Bernie. The Democratic Party is not even going to nominate Bernie. Even if they did, America is not going to elect Bernie. Even if we did, Bernie would likely accomplish nothing on his agenda; at best he would be a Jimmy Carter-like do-nothing President who would be ousted after four years when the nation as a whole gets tired of economic stagnation and failed foreign policy, and his core group of supporters becomes bitterly disillusioned when he makes little to no progress on his campaign agenda.
Bernie is shit. Bernie is fail. Bernie is a 70 year old bum who spent his whole life failing at life. Bernie is never going to win anything. Bernie has never won anything. Give up on Bernie. By continuing to support and shill for Bernie you are only creating false hope for yourself and worsening the inevitable emotional crash you will experience when Bernie inevitably fails to deliver his "revolution."
Sorry to be harsh, but at this point the nicest thing anyone can possibly do for someone like you is to crush your pathetic hope in this pathetic little man before he has a chance to crush it himself through his own ineptitude.
>>68832182
>using "racist" as insult
I will never understand this meme
>>68834363
Her first tweet of the day is "Don't fall for outrageous headlines today".
Top kek.
>>68834507
Good job Anon. Not bad for a brit bong
