CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - TWO BY TWO, TATTOOS FOR CRUZ
TRUMP LINKS TO GAWKER ARTICLE
>http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781
TATTOOGATE LINKS CRUZ TO CARPENTER
>Two by two, tattoos for Cruz
NATIONAL ENQUIRER (WHAT STARTED IT ALL)
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
THE DAILY BEAST: "THE THING" AND ITS ORIGINS [LITTLE MARCO] (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT FULL SUMMARY (HIGH ENERGY ARTICLE)
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-25/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-story-just-the-latest-bombshell-in-a-bizarre-campaign
TRUMP SPRINGS THE TRAP ON RATO- WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED AT ALL
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_story_leaked_to_national_enquirer_by_marco_rubio_ally_not_donald_trump_report_says/
BIG DON'S RESPONSE: LYIN' TED IS HAVING A "MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS"
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT: HATES THE "SLEAZE" (BUT LOVES HIS CHEESE)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt2FSRui6o [Embed]
BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN (AND SO IS BEN SHAPIRO)
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb
WASH TIMES COLUMNIST CONFIRMS STORY
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
MICHAEL SAVAGE TURNING TO THE KEK SIDE
>http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/savage-threatens-to-dump-trump-over-cruz-sex-scandal/
GLENN BECK ON DAMAGE CONTROL, GOLDEN TABLETS PROVE CRUZ' INNNOCENCE
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/25/cruz-national-enquirer-sex-scandal-story-is-garbage-peddled-by-sleazy-donald/
HISTORY OF REPORTING ON PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS (INTERESTING FOR NERDS)
>http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-press-coverage-213769
In for first
this scandal is taking too long
I want to see his campaign die now REEEEE
>average CruzBot
>>68836405
Kill yourself
![1458960266628[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zTiJYBM.png "1458960266628[1].png")
Useful idiots feminist helping us out now
inb4 cruz shills
f
>>68836516
This. We need to find a way to give it a push
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713558941662322688
TRUMP KEKS GAWKER AND USES THEM TO PROVE HIS INNOCENCE ABOUT THE SEX SCANDAL TO THE MASSES NICK DENTON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68836333
I honestly can't believe just how big this thing as blown up in the last 48 hours. We might not have released the story, but damn did we push it into the mainstream.
Good job, /pol/, you actually ruined the life of a presidential candidate. This is Illuminati-tier shit. Meme magic is real.
Praise Kek.
>>68836516
They will say something after Holy Monday. Right now Christians must sit together and think how to explain Ted's behavior. Mental gymnastics take time.
>>68836571
fucking kek. this is great.
>>68836333
Great tri tips
>>68836522
What's the deal with that stupid cruzcrew shit? Do they think they are part of some club?
Not happening.
This won't end his campaign. It just made Trump look bad and improved the Democrats chances.
No proof = no destruction. Get fucked.
>>68836571
you guys need to get better at recognizing your own
This shit just keeps getting better and better.
>>68836667
Close to quads but you're right. The media is going to research over the weekend and next week major bombs will be droped
>>68836722
2/10
>>68836722
bad dubs
your fellow countryman will never be president of our glorious nation, canada!
>>68836722
Alright Ted, take it easy...
>>68836572
The shill is back trying to spread the "pedo" image.
You cannot save Cruz today.
>>68836717
maybe it means their pedophiles and are all in the same child rape rings?
this is pretty fun watching everything unfold
we need to give it a push.
Even the sites defending him still hate him
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/03/25/more-convincing-ted-cruz-sex-scandals-than-the-one-in-the-national-enquirer/
>>68836571
We should really be using SJWs more. They make excellent tools and they have a hair trigger
>>68836722
PROOF IS COMING FOR YOU TED, YOUR CAMPAIGN IS UNDER SIEGE!
WE ARE AT THE GATES, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK- LET US IN, TED, LET US IN!
>>68836816
go to bed ted.
>>68836625
THE TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
what a pretty dress 8^)
>>68836572
inb4 keeps on posting about the 2 superpacs having same address, even though when you google the address you'll see it belongs to
http://www.electioncfo.com/contact/
and also collects mail for lots of other pacs.
>>68836871
this.
#cruzsexscandal censored, what to do?
>>68836871
Yeah, but once you get them started they're too stupid to shut up, chance of backfire too high, not worth it imo.
>>68836571
If Cruz wont fuck a tranny, he is against LGBTQ
>>68836939
wrong pic
>>68836965
so in other words the same address moron....
keep up the great work!
>>68837024
#cubanmistresscrisis obviously
>>68836333
Ahh... Kek... or some say, Keket...
Do you hear our prayers?
No, we shall not abandon the memes.
No one can cuck us, no one can stop us now.
>>68837095
seems a bit wordy doesnt it?
>>68837073
There's a reason why he's called Lyin' Ted.
>>68836722
The John Edwards scandal didn't coalesce overnight either
be patient, the truth is coming
>>68837139
It's worth it for how hilarious it is
>>68836571
If there's one thing SJWs are good at, it's nagging people. Cruz just signed his own death warrant.
>>68836572
F
>>68837073
It's always the person who is the most anti-LGBT that ends up in some LGBT related scandal
>>68837028
Not worried about backfire. They will spread "awareness" and then nothing after that will matrer
>>68837024
I'm not sure how it works, but it is still trending. For some reason it will disappear than reappear. It was gone on my feed for like a half hour than came back
Just keep using the #CruzSexScandal tag, or add multiples if you want
Can we just take a second to appreciate how amazing this week has been on /pol/?
We get to hear the god emperor out-Jew the Jews at AIPAC, some libfags get doxxed, we are blessed with a HAPPENING, a man becomes king and claims a tree as his throne, we turn Microshit's bot against the undesirables, and now our favorite rat is finally getting his head smashed in the trap.
This has truly been a beautiful week, and it keeps getting better.
>>68837074
just fuck up my puchline
https://twitter.com/MCCNP/status/713558755535749120
>>68837139
Only if you dont capitalize
>cubanmistresscrisis
>CubanMistressCrisis c:
DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY PROMINENT GAY PEOPLE ON TWITTER WHO AREN'T MILO
WE NEED A LIST OF GAYS
WE NEED TO ANGER THE GAYS
THE GAYS ARE THE KEY TO THIS
BECAUSE THEY'RE AN ANGRIER GROUP THAN WE'VE EVER HAD BEFORE
IF WE GET THE GAYS WORKING, IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE
>>68836965
>>68836816
here ya go link to original
https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.s2jmb39cb
Article confirms the affair with Amanda not sure how true it is though
>>68837259
will do then, damn twitter censoring. I blame the jews
>>68837076
wow, they hire an outside firm to make sure they don't violate complicated rules that would cost them fines.
>>68837230
just gotta find the spin that will trigger them into action.
>>68836333
Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire with copulating with him
What the fuck???
>>68837340
>wow, they hire an outside firm to make sure they don't violate complicated rules that would cost them fines.
nothing can save cruz or his supporters from being the traitors they are, when MAGA comes we are coming for you senpai. xDDD
>>68837232
Berenstain universe is best universe.
>>68837259
>>68837095
just do both.. #CruzSexScandal AND #CubanMistressCrisis
10/10 Would fuck Mrs Rubio while lil Marco sits in the corner jerkin it.
>>68837394
meme during the nixon years
>>68837245
check out the dress in the two pics
>>68836333
>GOLDEN TABLETS PROVE CRUZ' INNNOCENCE
What did OP mean by this?
>>68837291
We may hhve gone to far in a few places.
>>68837313
Great, this way they won't be able to pick at an obvious red herring address instead of addressing (pun intended) the other significant issues
kek, this website ran the story, and stole almost every single piece of their content directly from /pol/.
there's 2 pictures not from /pol/. everything else is from last night's threads.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3413931/posts?page=130
>>68837321
Amanda Carpenter is the kill shot. If nothing else, that one's legit. Rato is finished.
>>68837313
No, shill. Pic related is the original.
Ted is going to have to pay you more, thumbdick. You post the same things and images in every thread.
>>68837232
2016 is the year of happenings, as promised by Kek. Keep your eyes open for more signs of his work.
>>68837527
It might be from the ArticleAnon
>>68837439
great, where's the original link so i can send that out?
here's hoping it sticks
>>68837210
For the record, I'm surprised how far this has come. If something does come out of this sex scandal, it'll bigger than Dusty the Cat and the attack on Scientology.
>>68837231
Haven't been here in years then come back and AIDS Skrillex, Nazi Tay and this Ted scandal all happen. Right when this guy arrived in the mail...
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
>>68837485
americans are always distracted by sex, maybe that is the point? the crime is covered up through sexual distraction. LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68837743
AND HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>68837743
HE PUTS IT BACK DOWN
>>68837567
5 cents has been deposited into your cruz shill account
What a boring night compared to the last two.
>>68837731
Where you get dat
>>68837467
>The faith drew its first converts while Smith was dictating the text of the Book of Mormon from golden plates which had reformed Egyptian writing on them which he said he found buried after being directed to their location by the Angel Moroni.
glen beck is a mormon
>>68837793
>>68837807
AND THEN HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES [with many different women]
>>68837743
ted cruz puts a booger in the bible
>>68837690
https://twitter.com/ProNetworkBuild/status/713546060283715588
>>68837731
that is a nice guy, where you get that guy?
http://gawker.com/people-have-been-talking-about-the-thing-with-ted-cru-1767029781
Uh-oh. All these political "hacks and henchmen" gossiping. This nest of snakes needs to get flushed down the toilet on the Day of the Kekoning.
>>68837832
Amazon store had it for $9.11. Bunch of /pol/ got then and the price went up over night.
>>68837838
nice touch
>>68837726
It wont go back up unless more info is released
it's over for now
Lads.... h-have we... memed the illuminati into existence?
H-have we become that which we feared the most?
>>68836717
like you cucks want to have trumps balls resting on your chin?
>>68837291
TRUMP IS ANTI GAY MARRIAGE FEDERALLY BUT SAID STATES SHOULD DECIDE.
CRUZ WANTS TO KILL GAYS SO THEY WILL HATE HIM MORE.
FAGS AND DYKES CAN BE USEFUL AGAINST RELIGIOUS NUTS AND MUSLIMS ONLY.
>>68837899
They always blame reddit before they blame us.
This is why reddit has a free pass to take credit for all the meme magic we create.
>>68837139
It sucks. Just trend #CruzBusTED. Everyone's seen the #CruzSexScandal by now.
Any tag is fine so long as we can get it trending.
>>68837943
yep.
hopefully today was damaging enough though. I'd like to think it was.
>>68837899
with each post they are documented and will be found later, pyaed or not they will pay with their lives for being traitors to the god emperor.
>>68836571
>>68836749
this
Erica Cohen with a giant nose putting hashtags in responses
>>68837232
I am home sick with explosive diarrhea allowing me to witness today in real time from my throne room
Kek is truly great
You know if this was reversed, if the National Enquirer came out with a sex scandal about Trump, it would be the only news story covered for a week.
>>68837726
the damage is already done. now when people think about cruz and his 'true conservative values' they will think of the alleged affairs
>>68838021
>It sucks. Just trend #CruzBusTED. Everyone's seen the #CruzSexScandal by now.
dunno how twitter works... but should we stick with same hash tag? why need a new one?
>>68838069
well Trump lives 'that life'
>>68837837
But what does that have to do with Cruz?
>>68837984
It doesn't even matter if Trump wants to kill gays too. It's not about Trump vs Cruz.
ITS NOT ABOUT TRUMP VS CRUZ
It's just Cruz. It's just Cruz being a slimy right-wing republican boogeyman who hates gay marriage while having no morality of his own. We paint Cruz as a target and they gays/radical left will crucify him as a hypocrite.
>>68838055
Checked for poopoo peepee quirts
>>68837956
Trump is the only nationalist in the race.
/pol/ is nationalist. WTF is wrong with you?
Cruz crazy religious nuts are not appealing to /pol/ and never will be.
>>68837232
I was kind of waiting someone said that.
>>68838069
It's pretty well known Trump fucks women outside his marriage.
>>68837948
The Illuminati was real long before us. Learn to read.
>>68837291
Some anti-trump types are using that hastag now
#trumpsucksdick or #trumplikesdick?
Something
Seems pretty homophobic. Maybe use that
OP here.
I officially endorse this thread and tripfag as successor.
>>68815646
>GO HERE
>>68815646
>GO HERE
>>68815646
>GO HERE
>>68815646
>GO HERE
Party cuz his thread is bigger. And partly cuz I wanna go to sleep.
>>68837726
We're going into the weekend. Everything trends downward until it starts back up next week.
I really, really hope some hard evidence leaks. I'm going to be so fucking thrilled if we can smash Cruz, the conservatives, and the GOPe in one fell swoop. It will be the greatest moment of this campaign.
>>68836722
You need to learn how National Enquirer operates.
They post the tease. Get people to respond. Get the people involved to deny involvement as loudly as possible and THEN they release all the details.
They undoubtedly have all their ducks in a row. NE is just milking this for as long as possible before they plunge the dagger into Cruz's chest.
>>68838174
>gays/radical left will crucify him as a hypocrite.
why waste time on cruz? isnt he already viewed as a sellout by everyone? never met anyone irl who likes cruz.
>>68836333
This could backfire on Trump badly. Keep that in mind lads.
Ted Cruz come Monday.
>>68838034
Deus vult
>>68837815
>5 cents has been deposited into your cruz shill account
If that were true then I could post three more times and have enough to buy your mom for the night.
>>68838234
>>68838312
ehhhhhhh not all jews are traitors anon, many actually support trump since he stands against the muslim hordes. :D only traitors are hunted of all types and all cultures we will see?
>>68838215
But does he hold that bible high?
i'm going to start pretending to be a butthurt Cruz fan evangelical shill since the newfriends and younger kids often forget that they're on a malaysian quilt batting support hotline, and take the b8 hard
>>68837232
>a man becomes king and claims a tree as his throne
What's this one?
Must...
meme...
this...
into...
reality.
You people are despicable. Trying to destroy an innocent God-fearing man and the lives of beautiful young women. Even if any of this did happen, we all fall short in our lives. This has NOTHING to do with his political career or his record as the pro-constitution, anti-globalist, anti-banker candidate that he is- an upright, righteous man, like his father, who is in a position of spiritual authority.
You would rather defend a venal, lustful, greedy reality TV star. Disgusting. I hope you realize that these sick attacks will only strengthen the Chosen candidate, Cruz.
>>68838356
back to your subreddit until you can learn to compete here cuck. wait are you heidi cruz since your a cuck?
>>68837291
The trick to getting the gay cooperation you seek is pointing out the irony in the fact that Ted, the bible thumping bigot, will have them wearing a rainbow flag tattoo and forced into church therapy faster than trump can order the first load of concrete for a wall.
Jesus can be the undoing of Lyin Turd
>>68837730
Chanology was faggotry of the highest order. Dusty and cheaTED are legit.
>>68838152
>Glenn Beck dedicated an entire segment of his radio program today to responding to a Breitbart article criticizing him for telling Mormons while campaigning for Ted Cruz in Utah recently that they must rise up and save this nation because evangelical Christians in the South "are not listening to their God."
>Beck took issue with a comment from Baylor professor Thomas Kidd, who said that while "there are many reasons why devout Christians should hesitate to vote for Donald Trump ... God has not revealed Ted Cruz as the divinely anointed alternative."
>God has, in fact, revealed Cruz to be His divinely anointed choice, Beck insisted.
>"To you, Dr. Kidd. To you," Beck responded. "To you God hasn’t revealed Cruz as divinely anointed. I understand that. And I respect your opinion on it. But here’s mine: I have seen this man’s life. I have watched this man. I have prayed about this man. I have prayed about it by myself, out loud, in quiet, with my family, with my staff, and I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time. Would there not be someone that was in the pool that might have the right qualifications for God? Is He that disinterested in all of us? Or is it perhaps possible that just like in the Bible, people were raised from birth for a specific time? Are we that inconsequential, Dr. Kidd? Are we really not that important enough for Him to raise someone up, at this critical juncture?"
from today
>>68837439
Wait what? More on this?
>>68838444
kek is among us
Crosspost
The fact is that it is true, but there's no proof it is true.
There is plenty of evidence:
>Washington Times employee fired after confirming that two of the women did fuck Cruz, the Washington Times twitter then attempted to erase him from their employee history but people already archived it.
>All the tweets about "The Thing" around the time the anti-Trump coalition began. They supported Rubio at the time and were planning to leak a video to get Cruz out of the race.
>Breitbart knew about the story and was prepared to publish a story on it quite a while ago, but they didn't for unexplained reasons (likely because, as I said, the PROOF isn't available).
All we need to do is prove it, but I think that it will require patience. If you think the MSM is covering this up, they aren't; they can't run this story without any proof especially since it implicates other people besides Cruz. You can bet anything that every news outlet is calling around offering up cash rewards for either the video or a testimonial from one of the women Cruz fucked (most likely the prostitute).
The story will be proven, just you wait.
>>68838175
Heart.jpg
>>68838444
KEK HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!
>>68836757
This is me.
>>68838234
NO YOU DON'T GET IT
You need to play the part of a gay person. Or a radical leftist. You need to act like the people we hate. We need to hate Cruz FROM THEIR PERSPECTIVE. If we claim to be gaytranslesbians who hate Cruz for being a hypocrite about the sanctity of marriage, we'll encourage the actual radical leftists to join the general "fuck Ted Cruz" fire we started.
You need to pretend to be horrified at CRUZ as a radical leftist. They're sheep and will only attack once they see one of their own already doing.
I've racked up like 19 leftist followers in 5 minutes. Human-Rights Watchlists will follow you.
MAKE NEW ACCOUNTS WITH 10MINUTEMAIL
>>68838308
But cruz was never the king of anything.
>>68838502
>mormons
Describe Ted Cruz's penis in five words or less.
>>68837860
that doesn't have the original link showing rubio's wife did it. this is some guy on twitter saying something
can you guys spam those hilarious canadian cuck pics on the hashtag? the normies must know about the canadian cock taking our women
>>68838112
I'm not on twitter, but I think changing the hashtag is a bad idea. When something is already working, why fuck with it?
>>68837730
We didn't find this sex scandal or have anything to do with it other than helping it trend on twitter, which it would have done anyway- we just made it happen in hours instead of a few days.
>>68838532
poo.loo
>>68836405
Oh look. A FUCKING LEAF.
ill just leave this here
>>68837232
What was that about a tree?
>>68837731
PRAISE KEK
>>68838427
A man in Seattle climbed a tree and stayed in it for somewhere past 18 hours. He threw sticks at police, crafted a spear, shat and pissed on cops, baited everyone with "lol I'm coming down, nah never mind," had a drone flown at him, and a crane joined the party.
Treeking was the best.
>>68838624
seconded
OH MY GOD
THE MAD CUNT WHO STARTED MOCKING THE KEK POSTERS WITH CANADIAN KEKERY
HE MEMED THIS CRUZ AFFAIR SHIT INTO RAELITY
GOD DAMN MAN NICE WORK
>>68837291
Don't bother. The homo community all either apolitical or liberal cucked. They won't do anything if they catch a whiff of a republican being happy about it, but they'll feign any sort of offense whenever a feminist tells them it's for a good cause.
>>68838502
>I have seen this man’s life. I have watched this man.
So now Glenn Beck is Cruz's alibi that he hasn't been out with women. great reputable witness.
>>68834363
HOW IN THE FUCKKITY FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?
>Lol Teddy slipped and that tattooo accidently ended up on the back of my shoulder :$
OH CLEARLY NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THAT
Fucking Trump supporters.
I asked them for sources on their new fake pictures of another 3 women from 11.04 (?) and they told me to block them If i don't like their public posts. What is wrong with you people? They are also claiming that Cruz himself confirmed to have 8 mistresses. You people are trying to fuck this happening up or something? Don't spread dissinfo you morons.
Every time you accuse an innocent woman of sleeping with Ted we lose credibility points.
TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH
FUCK YOU CANADA
TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH TED CRUZ IS AN UGLY WEASELLY BITCH
>>68838508
>>68837469
>>68837291
Trumps political strategies are so dense...
>>68838787
The amount of follows, retweets and faves I've got from posing as a gay person is STAGGERING compared to the regular logical arguments schtick.
>>68838861
cheeki breeki shill
>>68838857
Look at her most recent retweet
https://mobile.twitter.com/amandacarpenter
>>68838942
Cruzs shitposting is so shill...
>>68836722
>not happening
Tell that to Bill Clinton
>>68838704
Forgot to add, is this shooped, fond it in my twitter feed
>>68836572
well hello there Ted
>>68838595
Yeah no sorry, you aren't our strategist and that's also a shitty strategy. If anyone has an AUTHENTIC online gay character, they could MAYBE use it to stir up some Santorum style outrage against Cruz, but anything that will exist, already exists.
You're asking people with moonman avatar twitter accounts, MAGA twitter accounts, and anime wolfgirl profile facebook troll accounts to try to use that shit to pretend to be an offended gay person, and then rally others into being offended. It won't work enough, if at all.
>src: i get you guys to raid people i dislike on a regular basis, and i get away with it each time because i'm good at giving people what they want: an excuse to go be mad and ruin lives
>>68838966
I'm for Trump you idiot. You people are doing it wrong. Keep shitposting contained in here. Take confirmed facts outside. Otherwise everyone will say that the whole story cannot be trusted and it's mere shitposting and Internet hate.
Fucking newfags
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68837855
CRUZ DIGS FOR NOSTRIL NUGGETS THEN HE HOLDS EM HIGH
HE ROLLS THEM AROUND AND FLICKS THEM OFF
THE HE STARTS LYIN
>>68838942
There's so much going on
t.Rick Berman
LYYYYYYIIIIIING TED *waves hand horizontally*
I swear I remember Trump doing this motion once too
btw how easy is it to get into twitter? I want to start shilling and doing meme magic
>>68836572
In his defense I would pound Hurricane Katrina's prime puss too.
>>68837291
Dave Rubin
George Takari
>>68839126
haha nice man you even threw in a /pol/ meme near the end, keep it up and you'll be paid the big bucks in no time from the GOPE
>>68839126
Just curious why care about us at all? You're pretty much safe from the horse shit coming our way Poland.
Also yeah, never trust a canadian, What the fuck are they even going on about with the we need angry faggots shit?
Meh, whatever.
>>68839132
it's worse: it was a tonsil stone.
they smell like death's own turds
and taste worse
he ate it
and since that shit was out on his own lip, his whole FACE REEKED of FERMENTED DOG SHIT
>>68839088
>>68839207
Only a true faggot wouldn't
>>68839076
;)
You are now aware that Amanda Carpenter is wearing Rato's coat in this photo while he's in tv.
lmaooo all the hype for this story is already dead, told you this was a non story, now will you Drumpfkins fuckin drop it? Nothings gonna happen #SmearCampaign
>>68838174
Only shills clinging desperately to the Trump defense. Ted stands alone guys
>>68839351
Fuck off shaprio.
Find an oven and craw inside it.
>>68839351
Implying it matters if we drop it
You sound nervous
>>68836625
This is the last chance before Islam takes over. We have to win.
>>68839126
Another wannabe fieldmarshal. People are gonna do what they want, if they're having fun they'll do a fuckload more of it, for longer. The shitposting might not be as effective as targeted, careful work, but we're not a political think tank with pocket protectors and folding metal chairs in a carpeted room with buzzing fluorescent lights in the ceiling, we're the swarm, and we will
>SHITPOST
>OUR WAY
>TO VALHALLA
>>68839330
>>68836333
>>68836333
>Glenn Beck
>Golden tablets
>>68839076
have you found her?
>>68839126
Listen pollack ,the info is on trickle mode .
Be patient we're brainstorming here, contribute or fuck off.
>>68839330
That's a female coat anon. Way feminine and seems to be wool
>>68839330
Now this is podracing
>>68839417
This place has too much anti semetic rhetoric
Must kill you that Trumps grandbaby is going to be a beautiful Jew lmao
>>68836333
>Savage threatens to dump Trump
He better not have said that, Trump supporters are literally his demographic. He would just be the latest 'conservative' jew to go to the ashbin of conservative punditry.
>>68839365
>Ted stands alone
Not according to the NE story
>>68837948
We are the Patriots.
>>68839557
He had a kike moment but calmed down afterwards don't worry
>>68839256
US can and will influence EU politics you dufus.
>>68838750
I genuinely miss that glorious bastard
>>68839330
*on
>>68839517
All you can really do to help is finding that whore and the teacher. Everything else is just shitposting for fun.
>all these shills on damage control
>>68839556
I remember the first time i posted on 4chan
>>68839367
>/tedcruz
Guys go to kikebook
/caucuscarrie
I think I found her.
The ride never ends.
>>68838595
GAH
Fine, it better not take me more than 10minutes to have me up and cruzing for homos anon.
>>68837028
this.
>>68839035
i meant dense with clever ideas
>>68839641
>>68838931
even his fellow cuban sexual deviants go to great lengths to hate him
>>68838947
You will be more visible if you pretend to be gay, but you will never mobilize some sort of large scale gay outrage because that community has already been co-opted and has many shill leaders in place. That's just my perspective as a faggot though.
>>68839798
Ive been here longer than you, literally only /pol/ and for some reason /sp/ hate Jews
>>68839823
Actually if you set up a tinder account with a QT twink boi profile then tell the homos that they can do what they want with you- as long as they tweet outrage against cruz and send you evidence, it might work
make a muscle powerbottom profile too
>>68839805
>that eye
>>68839900
are all cubans perverts and pedophiles like cruz?
>>68839805
the train keeps rolling
>>68838055
I hope Kek extends her mercy to your bowels, and you turd-tube is made great again my brother.
>>68839805
He can pull some bitches I'll give him that
>>68837210
This is very true. Let it marinate. The Edwards story was a slow burn.
>>68838595
i can't into twitter
how do you bypass the phone verification
>>68839556
Until you realize the only thing pol actually cares about is free speech for shitposting. You think there aren't Jews with us goy?
>>68839805
Is she the 2nd one of the 5 in the article?
Can any autists confirm this?
>>68840044
Plus it's the weekend now. Next week will be a whole new ballgame
>>68840000
quads agrees
>>68839805
get me some more info on my desk about this soon pol. dont keep me waiting
>>68837291
Gays are the opposite of angry. Gay means happy. They don't give a fuck.
>>68838279
This kills the rat
THIS IS A MOVEMENT! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE VIOLENCE AND THREATS FROM THE FASCIST LEFT. THE WORLD NEEDS TRUMP, RIGHT NOW!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68839649
His entire show is a kike moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCAZ5_Ey1To
As bad a Glenn Beck and only stupid people listen to him.
http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/03/25/reporter-confirms-ted-cruz-cheating-scandal-washington-times-drew-johnson/
>>68839575
Hon hon
>>68840089
There's a button to skip it, it's just hard to see.
This is funny. Even with all her shrieking about "black listing, etc... she still reads god emperors books.
A weird chick. He's only like 32, but looks 40ish, married to an old guy, went to a a very shitty college and only has one degree ("Ball State").
You can tell, trashy bitch like this and smooth talking Rato with his Harvard Law, Affirmative Action degree.... not only did she fuck him but she is STILL obsessed with Rato, though secretly craves the donald's cock...
>>68839994
>>68839805
I think you're close anon. Now you just need to sink the putt.
Find the source pic of her and the truth will be revealed.
>>68836722
25 cents have been deposited into your PayPal account.
>>68840444
Was it really "Ball State"? Kek the memes are writing themselves
>>68840430
i'm an idiot. thanks, anon.
>>68839805
Not the same shirt, but same hair and shows she likes that color
>>68840098
Stop kidding yourselves, you autists cant help yourselves, you even spam White Genocide posts with bots on Trumps Twitter and scare off new potential supporters
You autists almost cant help it, you must tell everyone you hate Jews and post about white supremacy
It is cute watching total newfags like Milo try to defend you guys though.
>>68840467
THINGS ARE MOVING ALONG
>>68839805
You have to find a pysical connection to Ted Cruz or the exact photo, otherwise it isn't concrete
>>68840089
Once you bypass be warned, that shit is addictive.
You can shitpost and bait rubes with no effort.
It's like shoeing fish in a barrow
>>68840501
Awesome pepe
>>68839805
What's her last name?
Okay look, the "liberal media' or the "jew media" aren't shilling for Ted Cruz. He's as right wing as they come. For fucks sake, he wants a flat tax. You make no sense people. Tighten it up.
>>68840571
>>68840444
lol Ball State is a public uni in Indiana
>>68840758
simmons
not a bad body on her...she loves taking pics of herself...help me dig fags...
>>68840761
the media isn't shilling for ted cruz, they're just shilling against trump.
cruz happens to be the only opposition to trump right now.
WHERES THE HIGH RES GIRL #2
>>68838502
Did Glenn Beck have prior knowledge of Cruz's proclivity for copulating with rats?
>>68840926
Her Insta is nothing but selfies and her cucked husband
This is a slut. Shitty public university, meets rato as a "senator" who make her his "speech writer.." (WTF could she possibly write, she's literally a retard and White Trash? He MUST have been fucking her!)
>>68840926
I wonder which one of those user comments is Cruz?
>>68839805
