You are invited to a small interview with the current president.
What do you say first?
It's an honor to meet you Mr. President.
>>68728858
We know got dealt a shitty hand man. Thanks for not being a total douchebag like Congress.
It's an honor to meet you Mr. President.
>let's invite the muzzies amirite?
Do you like the current president /pol/?
It's a great honor to meet you, Mr. President
>>68728858
Your brother in law was a shitty basketball coach at Oregon State. I wish we had never hired him.
Honestly Mr. President, the only reason Hillary Clinton is doing marginally well is because democrats wish you could run again and she looks like the closest thing
>>68728858
ALLAH ACKBAR! *boom*.
>>68728858
I decline.
>>68729380
We do.
>>68729502
>being a gay ass
>>68729065
>>68729273
>>68729383
This is some sort of a meme, right?
>>68728858
How much better will Trump's Presidency be than yours?
>>68729731
>implying an australian would interview the president
Would you like some meal worms in your coffee?
Well how about a warming rock?
Is the lighting sufficient? I had some dweeb from down at petco come over and install those whole spectrum bulbs that are supposed to be good for your skin.
Also, if you happen to be molting at all, I would love to keep a piece as a keepsake
>>68729696
It's an American cultural tradition. So technically it is a 'meme' as in it is a cultural more.
can i touch your spine to check if you are really a reptilian?
>>68729891
what are you?
>>68729879
Kerry O’Brien did
>>68728858
[aggressive sniffing intensifies]
>>68728858
What is it like being the first Muslim communist president of the United States?
"nigger"
>>68730149
SSSSSSScertainly , but do be gentle, I am ticklishyou know
>>68728858
Will you please fuck my wife?
I say to the President, "Mr. President, you're a fucking nigger who is completely unable to run this country and you shouldn't have been our president. You are a piece of shit, and I wish sometimes somebody would assassinate you."
That's what I would say.
>>68728858
One of their favorite tricks is inducing suicidal ideation with presupposed pity, like in the Bourne Legacy, so I would ask pseudo-worried questions.
>>68728858
> wassap my nigga?
>>68730646
Yeah nigger, your guy lost, get the fuck over it. You don't always get the guy you want to be elected.
is your mrs a trap?
how many times has zog had you pegged
>>68729380
6/10
his whole "muh son" thing with Trayvon was some bullshit
But then again he didn't send our men and women to die in the desert on a complete lie
He'll go down as the first black president, nothing more, nothing less, the lamest duck their could have possibly been
>>68728858
Salam
>>68728858
tell him what was he thinking when the CIA sold guns to Cartels in my country
>>68730703
>>68730937
haha
mexico fucking sucks so hard
did you like the movie Sicario?
>>68730937
He's probably glad he's black because otherwise people would start to see a recurring theme with his administration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2NkjNvwuaU
>>68728858
Where were you born?
WHERE DA WAIT WIMMEN AT
>>68728858
As-salamu alaykum, President Barack Hussein Obongo.
>Do you feel lucky, punk?
>>68730863
He invaded lybia and supported the Arab spring!
>>68729696
its a great honor to polish a knife (finnish meme) with you, Mr. President
>>68728858
I greet him and try to stay off the topic of politics as I do with everyone I know that is a leftist
>>68730788
hahaha was wondering same
>>68728858
I ask him if he is a tit man, or an ass man.
Then, if he prefers cowtits, or flat chests.
He will get verbally abused if he chooses the wrong answers.
>>68731527
This.
He tried to invade Syria and our military half-mutinied so he backed down.
He staged that phony boat capture nonsense with Iran so he would have a diplomatic success to point to. Read about that. All the official details as suspicious as hell.
>>68728858
two bit lazy shiftless nigger
>>68728858
No thanks.
Why are you the first president since JFK to attack the Jews?
>>68732143
Seriously fuck obama; I hated the iraq war but that did not destabilize the middle east it was Obama going off on social media salking abkut being pro democracy bullshit in lybia, syria, Tunisia, and egypt. This man did everything he criticized bush for and did the exact same thing a hundred times over, bush started the wars and cut taxes which was very fiscally irresponsible but obama is literaly giveing 3rd world shitholes, coperations, and banks our money while we slowly rot because of this incompetence.
>>68733662
>bush's war didn't destabilise the middle east
>obama on twitter did
Holy shit.
>>68730863
He hunted down and killed the guy actually responsible for 9/11 though
