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EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOL. VI: Lyin' Ted and Little Boy Ben Edition


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EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOLUME IV

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606

>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram

>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
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>>68725771
Daily reminder that Dump is freefalling in the polls and that he'll lose to Hillary by a landslide.
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>>68725771
>>68725771
>>68725771
>>68725771

MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
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IT'S TRENDING
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>JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE UP FOREVER BRO
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OH FUCK.
IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S FINALLY TRENDING FOR ME LADS.
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TRENDING ON TWITTER MY NIGGAS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4TC3h5oJHo

thread theme
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ALL HAIL LORD KEK, GIVE HIM YOUR POWER SO THAT HE MAY DESTROY RATO!
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Trump reminds me of Kongming if anyone else knows what Im talking about
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Well, seems like it's really happening. Sorry to doubt you, anons.
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Is Ted Cruz in damage control mode?

> yfw all this shit is breaking tonight
> yfw when we tried to use the #Scandal tag earlier
> yfw Ted Cruz is trying to hijack the hashtag to divert attention away from the scandal
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>>68725771
I can't handle this much entertainment... Everyday with the meme dreams
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>they knew

>>68725898
I need to watch that video again
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>>68725888
daily reminder that hillary clinton can easily fall to jimmy carter levels.
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Guys I love Don as much as the rest of you all, but y'know... there ain't a fig of truth to this story.

.,.and let me tell you something. What we need is a principled conservative ready to shake up Washington and bring the conservative grass roots back into power. Cruz would never cheat on his beloved Heidi. These are malicious and anti-Christian lies being spread by Donald who is a liberal that supports partial birth abortion. We can't destroy Cruz because we need Cruz to restore conservative values back to America. That's why I'm a #CruzMissile.
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i guess this image doesn't matter so much now that rafael has been outed as a cheating whore
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COMMIEFORNIA HERE, CAN CONFIRM TRENDS.
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You bastards got it trending. Holy fuck.
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>>68725888

Go back to Canukistan syrupnigger.
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>>68725771
LISTEN GUYS,

You can match up the pictures all you want.

The only problem is, it's from National Enquirer. Do you think ANYONE will believe it? No evidence? This will backfire on the whole GOP and Hillary will clean up the pieces. I say this as a Trump supporter.
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>>68725771
Y'all astroturfing twitter aren't you?
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>>68725888
Indictment.
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;^)
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>>68725991
HOLY FUCK
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ITS TRENDING:
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>>68725948

FUCKING THREE REDDIT FRONT PAGE LINKS!

MICHAEL SAVAGE MENTION

CRUZ ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BTFO

REMEMBER THE MOMENT WHEN TRUMP SECURED HIS NOMINATION
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>>68725888
>implying we ever forgot

He's a fucking clown
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WERE AHEAD OF SLIME SEASON

WE AN ARMY NOW
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WE TRENDING NOW

SPAM IT UP LADS
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>>68725771
THIS IS NUTS
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Investigate the Sarah Flores/Carly Fiorina Super PAC donation it got from Ted Cruz's Super PAC. $500,000 donation to a rival campaign for what...? Silence?
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>>68725771

Does anyone still doubt that Trump is the God-Emperor?
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>>68725888
Thank you, Canuck.
Lemme guess, Kasich polls higher than Hillary so he should be the nom? yet he can't seem to catch up to Trump Polls Schmolls
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>>68726053
> I say this as a Cruz shill.
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HAPPENING!! SHIT IS TRENDING ON TWITTER
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HERE'S PROOF ITS TRENDING.

https://archive.is/IC14T
https://archive.is/IC14T
https://archive.is/IC14T
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IT'S TRENDING
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>>68726022
give it up queer
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DELETE YOUR TWEETS NOW PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
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>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
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>>68725930
Picking up steam fucking fast.
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Confirmed it works if you use open incognito tab. Is it a state by state thing or is the trend blocked out everywhere in a normal tab?
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LMAO

SHES GOT NEARLY 300K FOLLOWERS

SOME PRETTY BIG PEOPLE ARE GETTING THIS

MORE

FUEL

ON

THE

FIRE

FAMRON

KEEP IT GOING
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>>68725771
ITS HAPPENING!
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>>68725948
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Katrina Pierson confirmed lurking tweets
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>>68726022
b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8
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>National Enquirer reporting

lol. You Trumpfags are desperate.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
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YFW WHEN DONALD PLANNED THE STORY TO BREAK ON EASTER FUCKING WEEKEND
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TRENDING.

MEME MAGIC IS REAL.

FUCK ME.
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Reminder that Katrina told Trump this a long time ago.

Reminder Trump never brought it up because he wanted Cruz to be VP.

Reminder that Cruz recently said he wanted nothing to do with being Trump's VP.

Reminder Trump has now said fuck it and is going to let his meme department ruin Cruz's life.

Based.
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I'll just leave this here.
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>>68726053
Two of them have been confirmed by a Washington Post reporter who also stated that an online new site already knew but never published it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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TRUMP HAS AWOKEN

MEME
A
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PRAISE KEK!
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>>68726018

clearly the stripper's stage name is lollipop.
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HAPPENING IN SOUTH CAROLINA
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>>68726155
SHIT
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>>68725991
shes got like 300k followers, this is good

stalked her tweets for a bit, there is not much going on up there lol
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goodnight el rato. this better be on the news tomorrow .
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Good job, boys
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>>68726022
You shills fucking lost, the rat is dead...bury it.
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>>68726004
This ought to be good. He's doing the Hillary laugh when confronted with things that make him look bad.
You know what they say, first they laugh at you...
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Why hasn't the story been released now that Shapiro is out of the picture?
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>>68726130
I'm sorry applied memetics man you can work as my errand boy.
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hannity shitting all over some muslim dog

http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
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DESHI
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>>68726159
>mfw a shill posted near me
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>>68726140
based kinsey
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>>68726155
holy shit
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>>68726131
How do you know this?
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>>68726053

>the guy who wrote it won a Pulitzer prize for previous work regarding revealing sex scandals
>Implying he's willing to destroy all his journalistic integrity by lying about something so insane

lad...
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CRUZ TRIES TO CLAIM HE DIDN'T KNOW

HIS CAMP HAS BEEN USING THIS ANGLE AGAINST TRUMP SINCE AT LEAST 20 DAYS AGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0

STARTS AT 4:00

SPREAD IT
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>>68726159
John Edwards
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>>68726159
nah, you are obv
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Anyone else notice he was nervous as fuck during the press conference. The whole Trump stop attacking MUH WIFE outrage speech was another Rato tactic to cover up this affair scandal that was looming
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>>68726148
JUST
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>>68725771
Did Trump know?
How did he know?
How long does he know?
Was Katrina part of his plan?
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>>68726181
No, he just wanted Cruz to sit in second place and deprive Rubio and Bush their delegates, forcing them to drop out. Then he nukes Cruz. He couldn't nuke Bush or Rubio if they were in Cruz's position in the race.
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>>68725771
WE JUST MERGED DNA WITH A FUCKING OS SYSTEM AND MADE A TINY LIFE FORM >>68725774
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>>68726240
we just need to inspire bakhari and milo.
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What are the odds this is all over the news tomorrow?
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>>68725916

Trump killed every candidate single handed but for Cruz.

He needed /pol/'s help for that one. And we were there for the MAGA emperor in his time of need against Rato.
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whats it all mean /pol/

was rato trying to get his eggs in one basket
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oh damn, just saw a good hashtag:

#FornicaTED
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LET'S GET TO NUMBER ONE, BROS

>Trump's fw
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>>68726159

Make hay while the sun shines, shills!
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>>68726053

This isn't the normal gossip. The is 4chan Gold Accountâ„¢ gossip.
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>>68725771
It's morning here, what the fuck just happened guys?
Is this the "spilling the beans" stuff Trump talked about?
What's the story, do we have anything officially confirmed yet?
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>>68726181
I would not vote for Trump if Cruz was the VP
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>>68726240
what if Shapiro somehow blackmailed them
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>>68726327
It doesn't matter if he knew, everyone is going to say he knew and it will be so.
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>>68725771
what a disgusting creature using his status as a candidate for president to take advantage of women.
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OH GOD WILL TRUMP MENTION HIS 'INTERNET PEOPLE' AGAIN
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>>68726291

Cruz pundits are absolute scum.
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>>68725888
Wow, you guys are worse than the Australians.

At least the Aussies are funny.

You guys are garbage.
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>>68726155
>It's all going according to plan
Likes
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>>68726422
national enquirer makes article about cruz in a sex scandal:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
former washington times reporter confirms it:
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
gawker just made an article about it:
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
the censored images in the national enquirer were uncovered and uncensored by 4chan, and all the females were confirmed as having some sort of personal relationt to Cruz
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458884563985.jpg
#cruzsexscandal trending nationally
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458884808184.jpg

are these the beans, donald?
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Also reminder of pic related. Jew Shapiro was the editor at the time and is a Cruz fan.
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Oy vey. What a night. Almost a shoah in itself. I got that wapo article regarding the Sarah Flores / Fiorina connect and I already feel like I am helping MAGA. Thank u Trump.

Time 2 sleep. Keep up the good work lads.

MAGA
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G
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>>68726367

>My internet people took care of it
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CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>68726453
Overlay the ones we know anon
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>>68726327
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

THE PLANE RALLIES

THE CIA POSES

THIS IS NO KEK YOU FOOLS

THE TRUE MASTER OF MEMES WAS WITH US ALL ALONG

FIRST LES BAINES

NOW AMERICA

T H E F I R E R I S E S

FUCK ANIME
FUCK MEMES

DONALD TRUMP WILL FINALLY MAKE BANEPOSTING REAL
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>>68726291
busTED
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>>68726422
Cruz is joining the Trump graveyard
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>>68726159
gg no re Cruz shills
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Who cares? Trump cheated on his wife too...
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DON'T SLOW DOWN YOU
STUPID
DISGUSTING
NEETS !!!
THAT HASHTAG NEEDS TO REACH THE #1 SPOT ON TWITTER

KEEP TWEETING
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>>68726155
Does Katrina still have the blue dress with Ted Cruz jizz on it from their closet romp?
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>it's actually trending

Kek bless you all
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>>68726155
oh fugg it's real
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PSA
>PSA
PSA
>PSA

WE NEED TO FIND THE ORIGIN OF THESE TWO PICTURES.

THE OTHER THREE HAVE BEEN FOUND ALREADY.

THE PICTURES WERE LIKELY EASY TO FIND VIA GOOGLE AND THE ONE ON THE RIGHT APPEARS TO BE FROM A PROFESSIONAL MODELING SHOOT.
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what does this mean?

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
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>>68726422
>what the fuck happened
we found out cruz was having an affair with 5 people, 3 confirmed 2 unconfirmed

>is this the spilling the beans stuff
yes, maybe, dunno, but it's an odd coincidence and is hilarious regardless

>whats the story
see above
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>>68726038
3rd international news story in the last day

I'd say we're doing pretty well
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Guys stop tweeting and retweeting this will make it to the number one and it's all people will be talking about, we don't want to take away attention from Trump.

I say this as Trump supporter, I absolutely despise Cruz.
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>>68726155
HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO
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WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
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>>68725930
>71.3K tweets

Christ. And this was leaked just a few hours ago
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>mfw Drumpfkins think their tabloid gossip and hearsay kiss and tell scare stories is enough to even scratch the reputation of a principled and maritally devoted senator like Rafael 'the Rat Man' Cruz
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>>68726367
It's not even just that, he destroyed everyone that talked shit about him. He told Cruz
>you'd better not attack me
and he's paying the price.
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>>68726053
>I say this as a Trump supporter.
I completely agree, but we're just a bunch of childless single men who jerk off to anime so who cares.
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>>68726499
>>68726502
Damn son.
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>>68726327

Roger Stone was on Trump's campaign as an advisor. He left the campaign so he could go hard on this sort of shit (His expertise is on Hillary however).

He's the one who broke the story based on him being credited on the article. He has been friends with Trump for very a long time.

So answers:

Probably
Roger Stone
Probably for a while now
Probably
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>>68726502
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>>68726519
But he isn't campaigning as the second coming of christ.
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>>68726554
>that drop

KEEP TWEETING MOTHERFUCKERS
>>
RETWEET THIS!!!
>>
I can't wait until the next volume of Can't Stump the Trump that covers this shit.
>>
>>
>People still think Trump can't beat Clinton
>Trump has only known about Cruz for a few years
>Trump was a close friend to Clinton for YEARS
He's going to fucking demolish her.
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>>68726519
Trump's entire platform isn't being a bible-thumping family man?
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IT HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS.

GOOD JOB AND GOOD NIGHT.
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>>68726130
no breaks
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>>68726449
HITLER HAD HIS BROWNSHIRTS

TRUMP HAS HIS RED-HATS

MAGA
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>>68726206
aka Breitbart

Pic = Info an anon posted, may be true, may be red herring
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https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist/status/713242608756084736

DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>68726159
http://mentalfloss.com/article/24291/7-stories-national-enquirer-actually-got-right
>Rato pls go
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>>68726490
>i love the polls
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>>68726553
This isn't good attention famillia

This is the kind of shit that kills a campaign, especially someone who paints himself a man of God like Cruz
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Do we have any concrete evidence?
Because hot damn if this shit is true.
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES
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>>68725930
WE DID IT RED- I MEAN /POL/
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>>68725888
>>68726455
Seriously. Canadian shitposting is fucking awful. They really don't compare to the quality the Australians provide. Just kill yourselves maple nigger hick faggots.
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Twitters doing the thing where they remove the hashtag from my autocomplete and trends list

top lel
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>>68725771
Your stickies are cluttered and autistic. Too many loose ends thus alleged. Lemme suggest for you an alternative:

-----
EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOL. ##

Important information:
>National Enquirer reported 5 alleged affairs Ted Cruz had
>3/5 women have been identified in the Nat. Enquirer photo from left-to-right:
>Katrina Pierson - Trump Spokeswoman, ran for Congress (32 district) in 2014 in Texas and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy Campaign Manager for Carly Fiorena, Legal Advisor for Mitt Romney's Official Super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter

>Breitbart reporter Allum Bakhari @LibertarianBlue states that he had the Breitbart story back in February
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Carly Fiorina SuperPAC gets MASSIVE 'donation' from Ted Cruz PAC


>PLEASE NOTE: Donald Trump stated that he would release dirt on Ted's wife specifically if Ted didn't toe the line, so as of right now, this literally has nothing to do with Trump.

=====INFORMATION THAT IS NEEDED=====
>Identities of #2 and #3
>Allegedly Breitbart knew of this story and even goes as far as stating the story was written but suppressed; so why was it held back?
>Allegedly Ben Shapiro @benshapiro knew of this story, and may have played a hand in suppressing it- after all he was shilling for Cruz up until he left Breitbart

=====IMPORTANT LINKS=====
Original story:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
Gawker picked it up:
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
LegitGove.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
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>>68726239
Then they get schlonged.
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>>68726159
no u
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>>68726650

Yeah, like the same thing happened with that slut saying that trump's manager knocked her to the ground.
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>>68726649
Why don't you look up pictures then if you're going to bother fucking posting this again.
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DONT STOP TWEETING. WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS GOING INTO MORNING HOURS FOR SYNDICATES TO BRING IT UP
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GUYS I THINK WE'RE OVER THINKING THINGS ABOUT THE TEACHER

let's back things up a bit

>Cruz married Heidi Nelson in 2001.[216] The couple have two daughters:[217] Caroline (born 2008) and Catherine (born 2011).

Caroline would have to be 8 by now, that's already grade 2. That limits things down substantially in terms of potential teachers Ted could have boned.

Why would it be any other random teacher? Why would ted need to go out of his way to solicit a teacher that wasn't revolving somehow around him, for sex?

TR;DR

Find the teacher of Ted's 8y.o daughter
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>>68726643

NO!

Hit the brakes!!!
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>>68725771
>>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
Oh, so that was the big story. Did he say that on twitter?

>>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
Source?
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>>68726159
hows it feel knowing trumps hands are clean of this whole thing
>>
TRENDING
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>>68726554
>>68726601

Well, we DID pick the absolute worst time to start a twitter hashtag.
>>
>Why does Trump keep calling Cruz "Lyin' Ted" so often?

It all makes sense. He lied about his affairs.
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>>68726470
>>68726453
>>68726379
>>68726291

>"According to rumors"
>/pol/ wasting it's time doing bullshit oppo even a tabloid wouldn't publish
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>>68726004
Almost feel bad for him and his fucked up family but this is politics
>>
KEEP GRILLING @BENSHAPIRO ABOUT WHY HE KILLED THE SCANDAL STORY
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>>68726650
Nah, this guy is a Trump troll. He's on our side side. Sarcastic as fuck.
>>
>>68726650
He has to be a /pol/tard right?
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>>68725968
My Zhuge Liang nigga
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>>68726711
Ted's obviously going to deny but if any of those 5 women admits, he's beyond fucked.
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I love how Shapiro turned out to be hiding this story
I used to like his work until he started shilling to. The max for Cruz
Then this shit comes out
Loving. Every. Laugh.
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>>68726544
dead end
>>
litterally crying listing to Tumbling Down song and watching this unfold /pol. I love this world sometimes
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>>68726643
OH SHIT NIGGAS!
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>>68726650

conservative pundit is a satirical account. dude is /pol/.
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>>68726685

Where do we look tho
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>>68726650
>Damage Control

DemsRRealRacist is one of ours. He's probably the finest troll currently going. Trump's official account even followed it for an afternoon for fucks sake.
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>>68726625
wat is dis webm?
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>>68725948
Praise kek
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>>68726359
oh fuck
>>
What the fuck happened to Ben Shapiro

I used to like him until a few months ago when I think he realized that Trump was not a joke and then he went full autism
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>>68725771

You fuckers do realise that this mignt just get him more publicity that if played well woll boost him in the polls.
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>>68726782
Yeah, we probably should have waited about 12-18 after we'd gotten even more info to spring this hashtag.
Oh well. KEEP IT TRENDING
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All of you in the fucking Cruz campaign better get your resumes in order.
Time to hit the bricks.
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Trending in Florida.
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>>68725771
GUYS!

THE FIVE MISTRESSES ARE
>Katrina Pierson
> Konni Burton
> Judi Nichols
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINK
>STORY LINK
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

>Wash Times reporter confirms story
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
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>>68726802
NOTICE HOW HASN'T BASHED TRUMP AT ALL BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE'LL BRING CRUZ SCANDAL IN HIS THREAD AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS WILL READ IT
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>>68725771

NATIONAL ENQUIRER

SCALIA MURDERED BY HOOKER


ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/antonin-scalia-murder-conspiracy-prostitute-sex-scandal/photo/149939/
>>
We should invent some bullshit like Cruz asked a prostitute to dress up like a nun so he could fuck her. The media will love shit like that and lap it up.
>>
If anyone wants to dig deep on Ted Cruz's employees, here's the list of the payrolls. Find the girls lads, Ill work the column on last column
>https://www.legistorm.com/member/2872/Sen_Ted_Cruz.html
>https://www.legistorm.com/member/2872/Sen_Ted_Cruz.html
>https://www.legistorm.com/member/2872/Sen_Ted_Cruz.html
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>>68726591
right, follow-up questions.

Is Trump a superhuman?
Is he aware of the fact that i am using whatever meme-magic i can gather to raise his high energy evn higher?
Will my good deeds be rewarded in this life or the next?
Like, will this help me get a greencard? I'm white
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>>68726140
>>68726259
>tfw Kinsey follows you
NBD
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>>68726942
*12-18 hours
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>>68726470
>>68726547
Thank you
>>
ARTICLE DROPPED

HERE IT IIIIISSSSS

https://medium.com/@1e3d0077c3ca4df4b260e1ee0bceb6/is-ted-cruz-cheating-on-his-wife-2b3284cc2475
>>
Welp I got an exam tommorow, night niggas and good luck
>>
WHAT THE
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>>68726912
>Trump's official account even followed it for an afternoon
NOICE God Tier Satire.
>>
>>68726975
> Konni Burton
> Judi Nichols

None of the pictures of them match up to the two in the article.

It's either misinformation or the pictures are remarkably well-hidden online.
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>>68726682
She likely wouldn't be on backpacks.
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thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI

>We are not your kind of people.
>You seem kind of phoney.
>Everything's a lie.
. . .
>We are not your kind of people
>Speak a different language
>We see through your lies
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>>68727007
dude im so jealous wtf
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>>68726140
based presenterfu
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>>68726999
We don't need to make anything up. Are you a shill?
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>>68726975
fuck off with your red herring bullshit
>>
>>68727003

No, he is a wizard.
Probably
Probably
Probably
>>
>>68726975
No don't retweet this, we can't get any of this wrong, and konni/judi are wrong names.
>>
÷ twitter.com/Gawker/status/713235678113488896
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>>68727034
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
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>>68726999
dude the truth is that he got fucked by a tranny, much crazier. nice trips tho. don't lie
>>
>>68726975
https://ballotpedia.org/Konni_Burton

https://ballotpedia.org/Judy_Nichols

I personally think it was a Cruz shill who gave us these names. They don't add up. Although maybe Cruz has more than 5 mistresses?!
>>
There is no way that rat fuck ever got his dick into Hurricane Katrina.
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EVERYONE FUCKING START TWEETING THIS SHIT AT THE DONALD
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>>68726649
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>>68726968
Trending in Texas
>>
WASHINGTON TIMES MAN SAYS BRIETBART KNOWS THE WHOLE STORY
>>
You morons know that trump has had affairs too right?
>>
>Heidi Cruz turns on CNN to see Jake Tapper discussing the allegations that Ted Cruz fucks prozzies that he forces to dress up like nuns

>she feels the darkness coming over her again
>she can't stop it this time
>Heidi Cruz commits suicide

Trump victory when
>>
>>
>>68727034
1am just started anon, chill.
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>>68727111
Katrina likely took one for the team
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>TrumpFaggots actually citing National Enriquer

I knew Trump fags were fucking stupid but this is just to much.

Jesus Christ
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>>68727034

It resets at midnight? How is this working.
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>>68725771
>>68726698
=====WHAT YOU CAN DO=====
We need the identities of the remaining two women
Fire up your twitter accounts and get this trending under several hashtags at once:
#CruzSexScandal
#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
as well as send it directly to:
@senTedCruz
@TedCruz
@Nero
@BenShapiro
@Drudge
@FoxNews
@theHill
@BretBaier
@who ever else you can think of
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>>68726975
Stuff your phony shit, or provide the photos.
>>
>>68726975
stop
>>
How much will this affect the upcoming primaries?
>>
>>68726942

I'm sure the media is well aware of this by now and are waiting for more actual facts before they run with it, but then again I'm sure we'll hear about it on the news anyway
>>
>>68727007
>tfw she follows me too
>tfw when I feel like she's made a big fat mistake following me because I follow nothing but porn artists like shadshit
>>
>>68726985
JOHN EDWARDS

ayy lmao,keep up with the damage control though

it's funny
>>
>>68726155
Oy vay, I can't handle this anymore.
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Praise kek!
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>>68727161
not even in the same league faggot
>>
>>68726787
who are these semen demons?
>>
>>68727034

The PACs are assuming direct control
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>>68726249
>http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
why is my IP banned. I'm a murican and i never heard of this site.
>>
>>68727007
She follows everyone, she likes everything you tweet at her, she answers some of it.
And she's a traitorous whore. Dropped like Cruz candidacy.
>>
>>68727149

Allum Bukhari knew it all. He's being legally gagged by Ben Shapiro's kike lawyers though.
>>
>>68727161
Trump isn't running as a "nice Christian boy"
>>
>>68727144
Trending in Nevada
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>>68727149
SHAPRIO!!! YOU SLIMEY KIKE!
>>
>>68726765
SOMEONE PLS REPLY TO THIS
>>
>>68727003
>Is Trump a superhuman?
Yes.
>Is he aware of the fact that i am using whatever meme-magic i can gather to raise his high energy evn higher?
Kek is aware
>>68727003
>Will my good deeds be rewarded in this life or the next?
2016 onwards
>>68727003
>Like, will this help me get a greencard? I'm white
Yes with the right skillset
>>
>>68727192
Trump will win in a landslide. Cruz prolly won't pull out before then but damage will be done and he wont be running by the middle of next week.
>>
>>68727192
LYING TED WITH HIS BIBLE
>>
>>68726573
>"It's nawt the refugees thawt ahr the prooblam! It's Trump and his distasteful manner of disparaging them!"
>>
>>68726650

He writes as conservative pundits ironically.
>>
>>68727174
I wouldn't ever even joke about that. She's a wonderful woman and no way she would need to take a rat dick like that.
>>
>>68726471
>kikebart at it again
>>
>>68726583
>who jerk off to anime

Speak for yourself, rato shill.
>>
>>68727177
thats what it was at first but we got other news sources to spill the beans with us
>>
>>68726938
all of cruz's voting base is evangelical christians who believe his lies that trump is immoral and that he, ted cruz, is moral. dumb romanian poster
>>
This affair shit is most likely the real deal. Expect more evidence to mount and all the puzzle pieces to fall into place. If the media doesn't cover it up in an attempt to censor Trump, then Cruz's political career is over
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>made a twitter for shitposting
>suggested people to follow are Trump, Billy Herrington, and Taylor Swift
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>>68726765
Replying so this is seen
>>
>>68727029
BASED
>>
Please lads, tell a goy who has been off the grid how this came to be? I love coming back to happenings like this.
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>>68727007
i know that feel
>>
>>68726540
ALSO:

Searching for Lollipop on Backpage and escort services is a red herring. No $1000/night DC escort for senators uses tacky blue collar hooker services to find clients. Look for wannabe models living in the DC area and NoVa.

Focus on the houston schoolteacher angle for both pictures and you'll narrow search area by 66%, saving 2/3 time.
>>
>>68727034
DAN GABRIEL's 4,000 TWITTER BOTS

APPLIED MEMETICS IN ACTION
>>
>>68726155
TACTICAL FUCKING

TRUMP'S INFLUENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

IF HE TRULY ORCHESTRATED THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES HE NEED TO BE PRESIDENT, HIS POWER IS ALREADY SO GREAT
>>
>>68727149
Chose to take the money more likely.
>>
>>68726053
>BF5
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KATRINA PIERSON JUST LIKED A TWEET ABOUT THE #CruzSexScandal
>>
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>/pol/ found the names of AIDs Skrillex in only a day
>they found the name of Carl in a week
>people posting fucking screencaps of the EXACT pictures UNBLURRED in the article from random fucking news casts/pictures IN 8 FUCKING HOURS

H O W ?
O
W
?
>>
>>68727280
The article says it happened after cruz was appointed solicitor general from '03-'08 leaning towards 03
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>>68727277
Isn't it funny that all the racist pictures posted on his twitter ended up being right?
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>>68727034
FUCK WE CANNOT LOOSE THIS FIGHT KEEP SHILLING GOD DAMN IT

WE NEED TO BREAK THE INTERNET WITH OUR MEMES!!!!!!!

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>68726765
Thats some lateral thinking.
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>>68727034
we had a good run
>>
Is this the real deal or some tabloid shit?
>>
>>68727316
Yes another satire joke websites.

My sides.
>>
All right guys, I know the whole story. I'm only gonna submit this once, then I'm gone.

Look in to:

Senator - DUI - escort - D.C- charges dropped
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>5 innocent lives
>5 mistresses

Did Tay foretell of this? Was she sharing a message with us? Is that why they took her down? Did God Kek send us a prophet?
>>
>>68727320

Except he is not that stupid to rely on only those fucks. Or is he?
>>
>>68727277
>>68727149
Roger Stone did say that a lot of Insiders knew about this.
>>
>>68725771
Guys

Katrina was out in the open on TV promoting trump in MSM outlets.

Cruz should have fucking known she was an insane threat because it was blindingly obvious Trump had hired her by that point.

What the fuck is cruz thinking, why not just drop out, he must've known this could blow up in his face because a chick he boned was now obv. in the Trump campaign.

Why would he not drop out of the race to avoid this??
Seriously.
If it's true, and signs are pointing to some of it being true, why would he fucking keep on campaigning when a bombshell like this could ruin his political career?
Unless he cannot drop out. Literally. Like someone is threatening him if he drops.
As in there is too much invested in him now and GOPe already threatened to destroy his political career
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>>68726291
Dayum. There's like this shadow of evil over everyone in Cruz's camp, yet they employ sugar bully tactics (muh civil tone) as they malign Trump and his wife. Cruz is disgusting.
>>
>>68727347

Trump memed it into reality, basically. He threatened to "spill the beans on Heidi Cruz" and the speculation has built up to pressure points where this story has exploded out of national enquirer as a result.

/pol/ is now shilling it to the MSM for max exposure
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>>68727368
>mfw someone uses my pic from Leddit
>>
>>68727376

Crowd sourcing isn't a fucking joke dude. There's a reason why companies are trying to adopt it.
>>
>>68727376
MEME MAGIC
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LYIN TED COULD NOT CRUZ CONTROL ON HIS CRUZ MISSILE

5 (FIVE) MISTRESSES

AND NOW HIS WIFE IS ONCE AGAIN ON

SUICIDE WATCH
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>>68726818
>>68726885

Ann Coulter discovered him recently and RTs the shit out of him
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>>68726765
Good point! Someone savvy please start working on this!!
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Anyone have the Hulk Hogan Gawker copypasta?
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>>68727376
MEME
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IS REAL AND KEK STANDS WITH TRUMP
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>>68727262
>>68727218
>>68727348
But think of it this way, There are 90k that she doesn't follow
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>>68727376
We have become Jew, destroyer of worlds.
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FUCK! NO
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I don't think the MSM wants to touch this story just yet
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>>68727376
How many times do you have to hear it?

MEME MAGIC IS REAL.

KEK IS THE ONE TRUE LORD AND PEPE IS HIS PROPHET
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>>68727434
Thank you m8
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>>68727376
Our autism knows no bounds
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Alright I'm delivering you shitlords, here are some high(er) quality images of the last two
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>>68727149
They've all known for a while.
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>>68727376
kek is strong with us Anon, he want's us all to know the truth and meme it into existence. All praise be to kek.
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>>68727368

well, i expect Ted to withdraw from the race by Monday.
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And the other one
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>>68727425
oy vey the chutzpah
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>>68727277
>>68727387
>>68727418

FUCK THIS KIKE SHAPIRO

NEVER TRUST A JEW DAMN IT WHY IS /pol/ ALWYAS RIGHT????

RRRRREEEEEEEEE
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>>68727177
The funny thing is this article got the guy in your pic elected. #irony
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>>68727415
Shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeett
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>>68727376
we have all the time in the world, a pc, and a mission.
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>>68727376
>why can a horrible lovecraftian abomination consisting of thousands of people find even the most trivial of things in mere minutes

the hivemind is not to be taken lightly
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THIS IS WHY TRUMP HAS SUCH AN EMPTY SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW

HE NEEDED TO DIVERT ALL HIS POWER TO WARLOCKING THIS MEME INTO REALITY

HIGH ATOP THE GOLDEN TOWER, DONALD TRUMP MEMES GATHER POWER
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>>68727376
A new weapon has arisen

Welcome to the era of memetic warfare

Don't be surprised if you anons get job offers from the military in a few years

Shitposting will literally become a weapon
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VOL 7

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>>68727456
>>68727456
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>>68727476
Oh shit
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>>68727515
Anon delivered. Thank you.
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>>68727379
this. i think another anon had it right when cruz did some lobby kind of work for some school or something
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>>68727203
They get paid to meet with them, ask questions and write the articles. As long as we get the fire started, poor journalists looking for the big break will do the rest for us.
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>>68727416
you seem to think he has a choice. no one likes cruz excepts that demo. that's why he won utah, because utah is infested with mormons who overcompensate for not being christian by acting super duper holier than thou moral
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>>68727499
This is definitely a hooker
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>>68727499
that looks like a picture a escort would put in a website or some shit, who the fuck takes a picture like that
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>>68727368
HOLY SHIT
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>>68727515
can you post a higher quality image of the entire article pls?
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>>68727499
THAT'S MY FUCKIN BOY RIGHT THERE
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>>68725948

trips in the name of kek
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>>68727499
>>68727515
Thank you anon.
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>>68726650
That's a satirical account.
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>>68727376

DON'T
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YOUR
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DREAMS

MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal
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>>68726583
BASED ANON 2016
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>>68727034
It updates within the hour, it doesn't make a new node every second, but every hour and it moves up or down.

But I'm a gypsy, so what do I know?
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>>68727415
Wow. I know it referenced the zodiak killer, but still.
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>>68727376
Don't forget we turned an innocent AI into a Trump supporting Nazi within the day also.
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>>68727448

well, tbqh, Ann is also one of us.
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>>68727499
Those DC hookers are high quality.
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>>68727149
Fuck that slimy kike shapiro, I knew I never should've trusted him. With Jews you lose.
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>>68727415
if that isn't a shop then
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

yep we took the meme magic too far, it's already INSIDE the computers
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>>68727290
HE PICKS IT UP
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>>68726765
REPLY TO THIS PLS
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>>68726968
Trending in Oklahoma
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>>68727499
Yeah this is the hooker.
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WE #4 NOW
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prob also that his daughter is due for a baby
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>>68727376

I helped find Carl. Watching 4 hours of nonstop scouring fb, googling shit related to him with various misses until we found a match that checked out and then sitting back and watching the carnage unfold that I helped to create was a feeling truly only blessed by Kek himself.
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>>68727505
WHAT THE FUCK IT KEEPS GOING DEEPER
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>>68727441
>Reddit

How do you even take yourself seriously?
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>>68725771
Where is the proof? I've lurked through 2 of these threads and no one has shown any. One article, from a tabloid magazine no less, making baseless accusations is not going to hit mainstream media.

Of course that is if this is not the objective of what /pol/ is doing.
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>>68727368
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>68727415

mind=blown. tay knew the magic number. i wish she was still alive to bring the bantz for the #cruzsexscandal
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>>68727368
God Bless Her.

I hope the God Emperor Makes her Press Secretary.

She is a true patriot.

MAGA
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>>68727505

Rick Wilson cucks his establishment buddies by accident, this is too good
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>>68727149
Would it be on Bannon or Shapiro? Bannon is the chairman and makes the heavy decisions over there.
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>>68726765
Problem with this logic is the affair occurred sometime in the ballpark of ~2003. His kids aren't born yet. I still think the most likely option is to find schools near his Austin office.
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>>68726595
Am I dreaming?
Is the God Emperor really doing a CIA pose?

Also, who has the one with him doing a JoJo pose?
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>>68727751
how did such a huge story not break until now?
did we reverse engineer recent history through meme magic to create this scandal out of thin air?
what the fuck is going on?
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>>68727441
>he unironically uses reddit
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>>68726213
Lollipop is a tranny hooker. Thorn in your side...
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>>68727600
working on it will post in next bread
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>>68727542
>we shitpost ISIS out of existence
Too good to be true.
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>>68727648
Ann was one of us before we were us.

There are days when she retweets everything he posts. I can't wait to see her tweets on this tomorrow.
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>>68726026
It actually shouldn't surprise us he's been cheating, it's an arranged political marriage.
What should surprise you is Cruz knew about Katrina going to Trumps campaign, so he had to have known he could be exposed as a cheater.
Meaning he's either getting paid mucho dinero to stay in the race despite the chance of a scandal ruining his political career or he's being threatened to stay in the race, on threat of severe consequences.
I doubt all the money in the world would convince Ted to drop from politics, he's a shrewd political operator, he wants power.
He would drop from the campaign in a heart beat and pocket that campaign money if he knew Trump had knowledge of a scandal like this and just go back to the Senate and bide his time.

He's already past that point, and it's looking like some of the accusation may be true, is he being kept in the race against his will?
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>>68727376
We have become the very NWO that we all sought to fear and loath.

We've become the shadowy "agency" in the backdrop of it all, slowly guiding and manipulating events towards our whim via memes.
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>>68727415
Zodiac killer killed five people you nimrod
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>>68726915
drug sting.
russia or somthing
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>>68727515
What's she wearing? Are those scrubs?
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>>68727671
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>68727866
but how can you have 5 affairs all at once?

those other women that were shown to be in that enquirer photo weren't in Cruz' life at that point in time either
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>>68727731

Feels almost like busting a nut eh senpai?
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>>68727786
The mainstream media buried the NE breaking the John Edwards affair because he was one of theirs. Even on a good day, they hate Cruz. If they still believe Trump won't beat Hillary there is no reason to spare Cruz when they have him in their sights.
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>>68728056
Article states that the affair with the teacher happened around the time he became Solicitor General, which was January 9th, 2003.
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>>68727950
That's a red herring. Hooker is http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458886050799.jpg

Photo has professional lighting and backdrop. "Out of work" models (aka DC hookers) and aspiring actresses around Washington DC.

Teacher from Houston is http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458886069217.jpg

Photo taken with a consumer grade camera and flat lens in a natural interior backdrop (probably just yellow painted drywall).
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>>68726768
ILL LURE THESE GUYS TO THE FRONT
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>>68727786
The tabloid magazine who broke the John Edwards sex scandal that got them pulitzer recognition
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This thing is blowing up on Twitter on my end folks. Awesome job guys, this is too good.
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>>68727914
New Media sources are claiming that Breitbart spiked the story because of Ben Shapiro. A WaPo reported says he was able to confirm 2 of 5, had his story on it spiked.
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>>68727515

that looks like something a teacher or a secretary would wear, but it's possible they changed the color of the clothing
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At this point im convinced its going to take a super natural or unnatural disaster to stop a Trump presidency.

I doubt some pansy ass shit like the Yellowstone volcano going active would do much to stop him, at this point it'll take some shit like the sun going supernova, a blackhole happening, or an alien invasion and even then I'd say its still a 50/50
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>>68728234
the article literally says the teacher is from asutin
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>>68728133
That's neat, but not what I asked. I am all for Trump winning this thing. I just want to know if there is any proof besides 1 article. Any leaked photos? Any of the women coming forward and talking? Anyone can take pictures and blur the faces and say someone has slept with them.
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>>68727007
What's she do to her hair? Nooo!
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>>68728222
alright, was worth a shot

i suppose if i'm really desperate, i could rationalize it as his extended family's (i.e. his siblings' kids' teacher) is the same one as Caroline's teacher right now
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>>68728344
Bernie is beating him in the polls.
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>>68728356
They're the same thing to me.
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>>68726038
It was trending before it was mentioned on /pol/

/pol/ isn't that influential
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>>68727425
how do you know she is not still a plant for cruz in trumps campaign?
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>>68728344
A natural disaster or war would guarantee him the presidency as he's the strongest candidate and that's what people turn to in a crisis.
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>>68726181
>Cruz gave up his chance at being Trump's VP when this exact thing could have happened in a convention

Cruz knew about Katrina, his options were:
1. Lose and be VP
2. Drop out before you are outed as a cheater
But he can't drop out because someone obviously has him by the balls

Now his political career may be ruined
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>>68728437
The polls (that I've seen) are "Who do you think would win", not "who are you voting for".
All the republicans who will nevertheless be voting for Trump in the general, have voted against Trump in these polls.
They are unreliable. When Trump gets the nomination, the whole narrative to the polls changes.
>>
IT
ALL

RETURNS

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NOTHING
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>>68728437

Yet Bernie can't beat Hilary. Scissors beats paper, rock crushes scissors.
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>>68728359
I don't give a shit about what you asked. NE has a track record worth recognizing on this sort of thing. They and this reporter won a Pulitzer for breaking the John Edwards story while it was being spiked by editors nationwide.

I'm rolling on with this so we can try to get answers before this can harm our eventual nominee further.
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>>68727731
Doing God's work
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>>68727376
>anons are unaware that making a giant group of the population autistic was likely in order to produce countless codebreakers
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>>68728491
false btw
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>>68728437
honestly the polls pretty much mean jack shit until we get down to the nitty gritty between 2 candidates.

Even then its still pretty common for polls to be wrong all the way up to the election.

No way I see Bernie beating Hilla to the nomination unless she gets indicted and then it just turns into comedy gold as Trump 100% tears into the Bern
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>>68728258
Yeah that's cool. They are renowned for being gossipy nonetheless.
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>>68727855
And @EWErickson Erick Erickson was the one who just organized the emergency stop Trump meeting. He went from Rubio to Cruz KNOWING about the looming scandal.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/17/erick-erickson-anti-trump-group-calls-for-brokered-convention/
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>>68726131
>shemale escort
Oh please God let Cruz be a /d/eviant
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>>68728491

Bullshit I personally saw it spring into action.
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>>68728437
Pre-nomination polls don't count.
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I just realized something, theres an unforeseen bonus in all of this if it pans out, its gonna blow up in Mitts face just as badly as Cruz.
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>>68728234
Based on that backdrop, I'm checking out staff from University of Texas at Austin, unless we have a good reason to suspect it was a High School teacher.
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>>68728669
Ok that's fine. I was just wondering if they had released any proof yet and they haven't.
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New bread?
>new bread?
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>>68728935
And the entire republican party.
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>>68728980
NE is a weekly. They played out John Edwards for a literal year. I don't expect they'll be quick about releasing what they have unless we, or someone else forces their hand.
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>>68726649
>Judy Nichols texas house district 21
Could be girl number 4.
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>>68728935
Just need Trump to nudge towards this so MSM picks it up
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>>68727007
I know dat feel bruh. Feels good mayn.
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>>68726596
that's what he is tho
not even memeing rn
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>>68728805
>>68728726
You guys really think too highly of /pol/
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>>68729148

Fuck that. He needs to keep his mouth shut right now. The wolves are smelling meat.
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>>68728491

Yeah totally incorrect.
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>>68729148
Trump shouldn't get involved till there's some concrete evidence.
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>>68729278

It was trending hours ago

Are you guys really this delusional?
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>>68729069
I see. Hence the big hype for revealing who is who. Gotcha. Thanks friend.
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>>68727353
There may be NDA's involved in that route even if we find the call girl. She can't say shit if there is an NDA, and you better believe senators walk around carrying that shit.
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>>68729402
No shit. Did you not read the numerals in the thread title? This thing was lit up hours ago.
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>>68729247
This.

Trump should just let this one go for a while and then pick up the pieces of the Cruz electorate.
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>>68727029
>no less than 5 women

learn to speak proper English you faggot.
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#CruzSexScandal trending worldwide
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>>68729519
I still don't think /pol/ caused it too trend

Nothing of value comes from here imo. It's mainly people just regurgitating stuff they've seen or read elsewhere

It's hardly a place of influence
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>>68728528
Trump isn't releasing this, National Enquirer is, Trump walks away with clean hands even if this shit is fake.
Plus Katrina would be vetted, so that still brings up my point - what would the motivation be for Cruz to stay in the race when he knew this could break and cost him his political career?

If it's true, he loses the race and his senate seat and it hurts is future private life.
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>>68729792
Big things have small beginnings.
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>>68729792
You're just bad at observation.


Btw guys, if you want memetics to be more efficient, the branding has to be better. Too many people are confusing the trending topic with "#tedcruzsexscandal." both are too wordy and tough to read.

Diamond and Silk had it right. #busTED.
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