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EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOL. V: The Rat, The Scandal,
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EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOLUME V

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro

OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal

Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter

PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

STORY LINK
>STORY LINK
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>SHALOM SHAPIRO PLS GO

>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
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>>68723268
CAN ANYONE CONFIRM WHY THE MAGAZINE SAYS APRIL 4TH
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The remaining two are: KONNI BURTON AND JUDI NICHOLS.

I can't say anything more. I will not be posting any more replies. Goodbye.
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>Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
This man is a fucking genius. 7 moves ahead of everyone else in the race.
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I heard something involving Austin schoolteachers

>tfw born and raised in Austin

Is there any way I can help
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Find Lollipop:

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
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HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
>>HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
>>HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
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>>68723268
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!

What evidence is there of this? Source?
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>>68723509
Police report mentioned them living on Hartford road. They found Heidi next to the MOPAC. We need to search nearby schools for faculty matching that image.
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OKAY. LOGGED INTO TWITTER. JUST TO SEE IF I'D SEE IT TRENDING. STILL DON'T. PIC RELATED. IT'S NOT FUCKING TRENDING NIGGERS.
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Alex Jones' show predicted this almost two weeks ago. Everything Roger Stone has reveled has proven true.
https://youtu.be/h4C66bDz6iA
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>>68723534
Her phone number is there. Call her, record, and ask if sheguy barebacked Ted.
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>>68723544
Let's play may Mad Libs with this guys.
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>>68723614
He mentions having a "bombshell" on Cruz. This is confirmed by Milo on Twitter.

Shapiro was editor at the time, and recently resigned in shame from Breitbart as a result of him committing seppuku over the whole Michelle Fields incident.

He is also paid directly by huge Cruz donors to run the website Daily Wire.
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Pol is under attack!!!! Ignore this plant story!!!!!
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>>68723534
Guys if you search Lollie Pop escort on Google there's a shit ton of results. It's some sort of code for young looking hookers I guess?
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>>68723652
What a time for #scandal to be trending, stealing our light.
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>>68723652
SET TO UNITED STATES, ALL CITIES I GET --
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>>68723503

Both in Texas!

http://konniburton.com/

http://judynicholspr.com/
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>>68723503
Both from Texas, both ran for office as Republicans at some point from a quick search
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>>68723722

>He mentions having a "bombshell" on Cruz. This is confirmed by Milo on Twitter.

Do you have links to any of that?
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Before tonight I had my doubts as to whether or not meme magic was actually real but after this sex scandal shit I am a 100% believer.
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>>68723268
FUNNY HOW CRUZ JUST RETWEETED A POST ABOUT SCANDALS
>Did the GOP cause scandal to take #cruzsexscandal's place
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https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU/status/713234072076554240

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!
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>>68723822
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>>68723268
There is a microphone missing in the third women's picture. How do you explain that?
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>>68723822
And neither one is a hooker. So off the table
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>>68723503

SCREENSHOT THIS POST. This is the Illuminati speaking.
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>>68723676
Well, the enquirer used Stone as a source so he probably pushed the story to them.
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>>68723899
It's real. All of it.
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>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
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Anon in the old thread claims to know
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>>68723507
>>68723509
>>68723614
>>68723652
This whole hashtag campaign is Hillary and Bernie shills, trying to run this kind of smear will only bring in the wrath of normie female voters. Trump is already losing those voters to Hillary. THE ARTICLE IS PURE SPECULATION WITH NO EVIDENCE OR SOURCE.
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>>68723760
>young looking hookers

it all makes sense now
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What does this mean?
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>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>>STAY FOCUSED
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>>68723935
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 5K72MSox) 03/25/16(Fri)01:24:45 No.68723922 â–¶
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>>>68723822
they didn't want to show she was on TV.
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>>68723544
Tweeted this, bruhs.
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>>68723899
Its amazing anon
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>>68723503
i love you milo you fag
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>Look at the time
>Midnight already

time flies when you're ruining lives
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>>68723907

Potential next Mistress?
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Go Trump, but...

Come on. This seems really dumb. The National Inquirer? Let me guess, aliens took over Obama's body too?
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/713227125625589760

Why is Cruz tweeting about scandals at this time? Does he know our # is hitting him hard
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>>68723950

>Implying it isn't possible to be a former hooker
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>>68723899
go home schriever your drunk
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>>68724009
Can't save yourself from the Hulk, Gawker.

But keep reporting about it. It helps the Trump.
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Lollipop: 202... 487-1439
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>>68723977

W-WHAT? SWEDEN NO! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
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>>68724009
gawker going out with style at least
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>>68723899

Checked.
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>>68723503

Fake.

Neither of the look anything like the last two photos. Konni is blonde and Judy is older and has a perm.
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>>68724009
This pretty much confirms it...unless they want to lose MORE money
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>>68724009
>death throes
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>>68724009
It means Ted's gonna get 150 million dollarydoos
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CAN ANYONE POST NAT'L REVIEW ARTICLE?

I NEED IT FOR MEME PURPOSES
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>>68724117
seems like a weird way to shill. Misdirection?
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>>68723503
i bet this is a red herring
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>>68723907
>>68723907
>>68723907
>>68723907

NEED BACK UP
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SAVAGE JUST TWEETED IT
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The thought of Ted Cruz having sex with anybody is completely disgusting.
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>>68724117
>cruzmissiles on dmg control
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>>68724190
Probably to stop someone from calling that hooker, recording it, and asking if he fucked Ted.
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>>68724055

BAD TIMING, RATO! GET FUCKED!
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>>68724009
Gawker knows they have nothing to lose now and are now gambling on Cruz's shit being legit.
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>>68724193
>>68724190


Shills can't into this level of damage control

They're just improvising
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>>68724186
it's in the OP
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>Want to masturbate to porn on Reddit
>too busy with memes

what do?
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>>68723268
>believing the National Inquirer about anything
This is low, even for /pol/
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>>68724190
No shit. The campaign is looking for a way to spin it from just a sec scandal. Get some heat off
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>>68724055

oh he knows
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>>68724028
>>68723503
My-lo Nigga
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>>68724271
>madman
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>>68724271
THE FIRE RISING
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>>68723985
Applied memetics please go.
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>>68724055

top kek, now he is going to panic
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>>68724271
>open savage link
>page not found
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We are ruining a man's life based off of idiotic allegations from the biggest parody tabloid in the country. Fuck this
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PURIST CONSERVATIVES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>you better not attack
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>>68724333

The Enquirer is more reliable than the NYT
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>>68724333

Please go back to Africa, nigger.
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>>68724049

two sources already confirmed, boogermissle. It's all downhill from here
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>>68724333
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>>68724388
>we

you're not one of us
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>>68724330
Go back to pleddit moron
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>>68724388
HAHAH FU CK OFF SHILL
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>>68724408
gg ted https://twitter.com/hashtag/cruzsexscandal?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
People are on it
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>>68724388
wow I didn't think about that thanks for opening my eyes anon

because of this post I am now a #CruzMissile
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>>68724388
>a man's life
Rats aren't men shill.
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>>68724388
should had his shit in order before even entering the race

also, you're a faggot
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>>68724388
>>68724333
Reporter from Washington Times confirms. Fuck off shills
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Please put a twitter shadow block warning in the top! After about 10 tweets twitter shadow blocked me, thus hiding my tweets. For me everything looks fine, but if you log out and delete your browser cookies, you won't see your tweets anymore --> check regularly because you might be wasting time. Create a new Account if blocked, change your old e-mail in twitter, so you might be able to reuse it!
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>>68724097

TRUST ME I AM LOOMINATY
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>>68723268
What district of the Austin ISD did Cruz live in? And did he even have kids at that point? I think I could find the teacher if I had that.

Also, I've seen english as the subject she taught but do we know if that is true?
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>>68724388
Bye
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>>68723452
A Pussy Crusher apparently.
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>>68724384
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>>68723534
No good, searched the phone number and the photos aren't a match, she's black for one
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>>68723268
Lads, the next step is to get the story on Drudge, because after that, it's over for Cruz.
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>>68724465
I'm backing the only candidate with a proven track record.

I'm a Jebhead.
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>>68723268
>National Enquirer
I hear The Onion is confirming everything. Good job on bringing this article to light guys!
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>>68724315
Which one is the pedo bait hooker people are talking about?
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>>68724271
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Valeah Beckwith

https://www.legistorm.com/person/bio/229339/Valeah_Isabel_Beckwith.html

https://www.linkedin.com/in/valeah-beckwith-30b85069

http://congressional-staff.insidegov.com/l/45044/Valeah-Isabel-Beckwith
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Gawker just picked up the story
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which one of you is this?
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>>68724388

Blobfish McBoogereater has life to ruin?
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>>68724489
Source plz
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>>68724573
It's the same Pulitzer winner who broke the John Edwards scandal, dumbfuck.
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>>68724388
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
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>>68724388
>rats
>men
pick 1
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>>68724654

THAT'S WHY WE CALL HIM LYIN' TED
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>>68724654
THEN HE SETS IT DOWN
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I went to a therapist for the first time today and he told me about all or nothing thinking,
He said, you wouldn't say all Muslim's are bad would you?
I just stared at him....
He then said you're not a Trump supporter are you?
I replied,
I happen to be a HUGE Trump supporter,
I have been rewarded for my faith
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>>68724573

Please go back to Africa, nigger.
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>>68723798
what do you mean m8, just use that hashtag as well, you can ride the wave
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>>68724654
AND HE LIES
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>>68724641
It's in the OP
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>>68724641
It's literally in the op.
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This is a big part of the story too. Note the dates. Cruz butt buddy is Shapiro and he WAS the editor in chief at the time.
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Do you think rato knows it's happening?
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>>68724609
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>>68724712

THEN HE LIIIIIIIIIES
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>>68724573

Please continue to post this.

I am serious.

The last time you guys were this desperate was when we started to investigate Hillary's donations

Your desperation urges us forward to find the truth
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>>68724700
AND THEN HE LIES
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>>68724117
>A man only wants to fuck women with the same hair color
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>>68724388

get fucked. i had this confirmed by an former cruz staffer. at least the pierson allegations.

t. political operative in texas
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>>68723544
>>68723717
my guesses:
>Cruz also relayed to me that she had been particularly [depressed] for the past 3 weeks
>and that she was currently [ ]
can't be about drinking or medication because of the next sentences

>After conversing with Cruz, I believed that she [(no idea)]

>In addition, I believed that she was a danger to herself [or other people (?)] due to her sitting ten feet away from n. mopac traffic [(no idea)]

>I then asked Cruz if i could transport her to [her place of residence (?)]
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>>68724641
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
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>>68724009

It means Gawker is on its deathbed and trying to make a confession to Kek for forgiveness of sins. Like Vader throwing the emperor over the railing in Return of the Jedi
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>>68724609
>ponyfag
>tranny fetish
>possible pedo

Ted is the cancer of 4chan
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>>68723899

Can you feel it?

There's been an awakening.... in my ass.....
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>>68723268
BRAVE ANON OUTS THE LAST TWO
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>>68724520
Nevermind, if we go by the hartford address on the police report, we have the nearest schools: Casis,Mathews, O Henry and Austin.
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>>68724388
I'm just sitting back and watching meme magic do it's work, I wouldn't try and stop it for it might get you.
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>>68724759
Nah Cruz is enjoying the last bit of sound sleep he's gonna get for a while. We won't hear from him until morning.
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>>68724561
Well, that's a wrap.
Good work. Goodnight.
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>>68724388
Fire your Cruz missle right up your ass
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>>68724588
>>68724588
>>68724588
>>68724588

your welcome
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>Trump sitting on his plane staring down at a chess board
>pieces that look like all of the candidates
>Cruz has Jeb! and other endorsers behind him
>Trump picks up his phone
>"do it"
>Trump knocks down the Ted piece and the ones behind him fall like dominoes
>There are no more pieces between Trump and Hillary
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>>68724585
The fire rises!!!
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HE SHOULDNT HAVE ATTACKED
TED ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
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>>68724821
Probably fake. They don't fit the pictures and definitions.
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>>68724049
you're thinking of weekly world news

national enquirer as broken several BIG stories
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>>68724712
THEN HE FUCKS 5 WOMEN
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>>68724520
He has an Austin office, I am not sure if he lived in Austin/had kids at the time.

300 East 8th, Suite #961
Austin, Texas 78701

There was also a large case in 2005 where public schools were lobbying for more funds and Ted was arguing on their behalf. Maybe it was around this time that the affair occurred?

http://www.twcnews.com/archives/tx/austin/2005/12/20/rewind-2005--public-school-finance-TX_152243.old.html
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>>68724854
>Well, that's a wrap.
It's never over.
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>>68724821

Obviously look into this, just be aware it might be misdirection and don't take those names as gospel truth yet
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>>68724821
red herring most likely
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>>68724568
That's a weird way to spell cuck
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>>68724929
AND ONE FUCKED HIM
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>>68724588
Why don't you explain what this is, autismo.
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twitter.com/Gawker/status/713235678113488896
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>>68724941
Can't wait until tomorrow when Savage breaks the news to millions of listeners.
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>>68723544
Link to full police report on Heidi Cruz mental breakdown and suicide attempt.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1688866-cruz-incident-report.html

HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE that she discovered one of Ted's affairs
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>>68724009
Do more to atone for your many sins, Gawker. This video is a start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpHTFJO4mE
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>>68724821
Absolutely worthless unless they provide the original pictures that match up with the magazine.
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>>68724821
Completely fake.
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>>68724055
>OK, this is pretty funny....

he's broken.
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all of a sudden trump's retweet from last night not looking so bad

madman
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The meme wizards are working overtime
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>Cruz retweets an ad asking why Trump's wife is a slut
>Trump asks why Cruz's wife is so ugly compared to his wife
>Urgh, how dare you say bad things about my wife, she's the love of my live!
>and then it's revealed basically the next day that Cruz has been cheating on her
Like, wow. Coincidence or not, that's ridiculous.
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>>68723268
Help me out here guys, 2nd or 3rd girl. Works for Cruz, goes by the name Valeah Beckwith, we need to find the picture, looks similiar to both those girls.

Her Instagram: ValeahB
Her Twitter: @Fleurless
Her Kikebook: www.kikebook.com/valeah
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Will Glenn Beck kill himself?
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LYYYYYYING TEDD
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Gawker ran a story on this and they are asking for help identifying the suspects

I don't like gawker as much as the next guy but if we email them all the proof we have shit will hit the fan.
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>>68724929
BURGERS AND FRIES
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>>68724009
>gawker got btfo so hard they started telling the truth
pottery
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I tried to organize things a little so it's easier to see connections
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>>68725008
tomorrow is Good Friday. Maybe no show? Stock market is closed
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>>68724997

>They use their powers for good right before they're about to die
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Jesus Christ Trump

You're fucking 7 steps ahead every time
You create a controversy only to have idiots who think you've gone too far fall into a trap

Trump is truly the sagacious lord we need
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I thought I could not respect women and less I find out they has sex with this pink blob.
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>>68724936
This is from around the same time as the Heidi breakdown too.
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>>68724333
They were right about John Edwards.
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>>68724539
"Adulterer" is the word you're looking for
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>>68724936
That office is downtown, he lived in the hills west of Mopac and Enfield
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what happens to the mormons?
Do they burn in eternal hellfire?
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>>68724851
It's like that girl that got on a plane to Africa and tweeted a joke about getting AIDS then by the time she landed, she found out she got fired from her job. Today's going to be a great day.
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now we know why both of cruz's kids are blonde
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>>68724870
This gave me an erection
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>>68724465
This made me lol so hard. Shills are so obvious it's painful
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>>68725046
I don't want him to die. I want him to get the help he needs.
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>>68725073
I'm hoping his kikeness makes him come in like any other day. He'll probably take a long weekend though.
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>>68725045
Pretty much certain it's the 2nd one. Hair doesn't look like the 3rd.
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>>68723760

>tfw diamond and silk know the hooker personally

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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>>68725080
He absolutely knew

It's incredible
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>>68725080
He let Cruz win enough states so that Kasich literally can't win even if he gets 100% of the future delegates.
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>>68725011
Probably the Tranny. Or a child.
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>>68724756
Washington Times reporter confirmed an "online media outlet" had it and didn't run it.
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>>68724765
lol
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>>68725027
everything he does or says is so calculated.
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>>68725045
anyone have the original of this?
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No fucking way. Is meme magic real? This was supposed to be a joke. Just a joke... either way, this is hilarious.
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>>68724388
Cruz ruined his own life by not keeping it in his pants.
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>>68725164
The color of the collar on the shirt doesn't look her the one in the picture of the 3rd one. The hair matches though.
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>>68724271
who? I'm serious
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>>68723503
Nichols has a fucking beehive haircut and has had since the 80s

You are wrong
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REMINDER THAT ALEX JONES SAID ROGER STONE HAD BOMBSHELL NEWS TO DROP BUT WANTED TO WAIT TIL MONDAY
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>>68725072
the first time you did the ivanka thing it was pretty funny but now we're srs over here mate
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Ted Cruz is the Zoe Quinn of the GOPe
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>>68725222
It's the exact same picture with the color adjusted, leaf.
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So this knocks Cruz out right? Honestly the MSM cant ignore shit up to the point where its all over the interwebs and air waves.
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>>68724049
National Enquirer were the first to break the Tiger Woods and John Edwards affairs as well. It's also the exact same journalist that broke the John Edwards affairs.
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>>68725046
Hopefully
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>>68725204
people seem to think he really stuck his dick in all those ladies, there must be something to it other than one tabloid's story
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>>68725080
I keep being reminded of that article that said that Trump was a grandmaster that was 13 moves ahead of everyone and knew that the game was already in checkmate, and that everyone didn't know what to do next.

The more keeps happening, the more I wonder if that's even wrong in any way.
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God I hope this story is true. Then the entire state of Utah will finally realize their all a bunch of cucks for voting for the Jesus candidate.
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shout out to the people who made this possible.
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>>68725179
If this turns out to be true, It'd confirm my faith in god
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>>68725118
holy shit
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>>68725072
#4 kinda looks like ivanka lmao
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>>68724788
Oh wow laddy did you meet this mysterious Cruz staffer on your way to pick up tendies?
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>>68725296
I know fatso, I'm just saying that it's the only thing that doesn't match, the hair does.
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>>68725012

Mama mia that's some spicy cringe
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>>68723676
Alex Jones was right?!
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>>68725303
Yes. Social media is far, far too popular nowadays.

The MSM would be forced to cover it merely because EVERYONE ELSE would be.

If this is true, Cruz is done.
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DON'T KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED BUT CRUZ CAMP HAS BEEN USING THE "MELANIA WAS A NUDE MODEL" THING AGAINST TRUMP SINCE AT LEAST MARCH 8TH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0

START AT 4 MINUTES

GIVE ME SOME (YOUS)
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>>68725326
Its not trending on twitter.
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>>68725045
>Valeah Beckwith
I dunno. I don't suspect they worked very hard to pick those images they used.
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>>68724756

This was the same story that Milo was talking about that would change the whole campaign and destroy Cruz. I remember them making big announcements about it. Then nothing happened. This must be it, though.
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>>68723798
Listen to this man.

>>68724730
Ride the #Scandal wave. What the hell do you think Rato fucking a bunch of chicks is if it isn't a #Scandal
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>>68724388
Cruz is kike trash. He's already seen what's happened to Jeb and Rubio for being a big pain in the ass. If he knows what's good for him, he'll leave sooner rather than later.
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>>68725057
FUCKING EMAIL THEM BOYS. THIS IS OUR FIRST CHANCE TO INFILTRATE THE WORLD OF THE NORMIES AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING.
MEME THE GOD EMPEROR TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
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>>68725303
Yup, they've tried to keep it under wraps, because cruz was the only one to potential beat trump as of late. They should have aired the story earlier gotten cruz out of the way and Donald would be dealing with someone else. MSM and those in power are complacent and stupid, and just cleared the interstate for Trump and the nomination.
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>>68725199
You owe me a bj in the closet
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>>68725045
>>68724588
>>68724588
>>68724588
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>>68725366
Now buy water filters.
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>>68725045
>Valeah Beckwith
FIND THE MODELING PICS THEY ARE SOMEWHERE
https://www.exploretalent.com/valeahbeckwith
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>>68725376
(You)
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>>68725429
>A WAS A NUDE MODEL" THING AGAINST TRUMP SINCE AT LEAST MARCH 8TH
to the photoshop!
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>>68725376
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Shapiro thing is funny but it is more likely the Breitbart guy sat on it because the story would have helped Rubio too much at that point (early Feb). Breitbart now under intense heat for being too pro-trump, story goes to National Enquirer.
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>>68725318
wait a sec, isn't he a mormon?
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>>68725066
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This lyin' Canadian Rat is fucking HOT MULATTO PUSSY and basically you are fucking stupid
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WHY IS KATRINA SUCH A WHORE??? TRUMP SHOULD FIRE HER. I THOUGHT SHE WAS BASED
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THE FIRE RISES
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>>68725319
The more this plays out the more I complete and total faith that Trump really does have what it takes to get America back on track.

Holy fuck man. He hired Katrina way the fuck back in the fall. He knew. He waited until it was just him and Ted.
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>>68723268
good work famalam
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wasn't katrina working with trump at one point?
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I want someone to do their best Cruz impression on vocaroo right now.

>Well, you know Donald, let me tell you something. I did have five affairs. And my wife Heidi did become suicidal over my actions. But that's all in the past now. AND I WILL STAND SHOULDER TO SHOULDER WITH THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA AND TELL THEM THAT LOLLIPOP DID FUCK MY ASS IN A D.C HOTEL ROOM.
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Since everything Donald does is highly calculated. I wonder if He and Bill Clinton talked about before he ran.
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Its trending, I guess liberal states censor it!?

This is weird, its been trending where I live in texas for hours
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>>68725062
BOOGERS AND LIES
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Cruz on suicide watch
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We need to investigate the Sarah Flores/Carly Fiorina Super PAC donation it got from Ted Cruz's Super PAC. $500,000 donation to a rival campaign for what...? Silence?
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>>68725442
see
>>68725380

Not our girl. She's office help at one of Cruz's office, but that would leave us with too many known associates and no school teacher or prostitute.
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>>68724765

kekekeek
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>>68725483

The timing is all so perfect. The day after Trump threatens to "spill the beans", Ted says Heidi is the love of his life, AND it's Good Friday today!
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