EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOLUME V
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINK
>STORY LINK
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>SHALOM SHAPIRO PLS GO
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>>68723268
CAN ANYONE CONFIRM WHY THE MAGAZINE SAYS APRIL 4TH
The remaining two are: KONNI BURTON AND JUDI NICHOLS.
I can't say anything more. I will not be posting any more replies. Goodbye.
>Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!
This man is a fucking genius. 7 moves ahead of everyone else in the race.
I heard something involving Austin schoolteachers
>tfw born and raised in Austin
Is there any way I can help
Find Lollipop:
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
>>HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
>>HEIDI CRUZ POLICE REPORT
>>68723268
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
What evidence is there of this? Source?
>>68723509
Police report mentioned them living on Hartford road. They found Heidi next to the MOPAC. We need to search nearby schools for faculty matching that image.
OKAY. LOGGED INTO TWITTER. JUST TO SEE IF I'D SEE IT TRENDING. STILL DON'T. PIC RELATED. IT'S NOT FUCKING TRENDING NIGGERS.
Alex Jones' show predicted this almost two weeks ago. Everything Roger Stone has reveled has proven true.
https://youtu.be/h4C66bDz6iA
>>68723534
Her phone number is there. Call her, record, and ask if sheguy barebacked Ted.
>>68723544
Let's play may Mad Libs with this guys.
>>68723614
He mentions having a "bombshell" on Cruz. This is confirmed by Milo on Twitter.
Shapiro was editor at the time, and recently resigned in shame from Breitbart as a result of him committing seppuku over the whole Michelle Fields incident.
He is also paid directly by huge Cruz donors to run the website Daily Wire.
Pol is under attack!!!! Ignore this plant story!!!!!
>>68723534
Guys if you search Lollie Pop escort on Google there's a shit ton of results. It's some sort of code for young looking hookers I guess?
>>68723652
What a time for #scandal to be trending, stealing our light.
>>68723652
SET TO UNITED STATES, ALL CITIES I GET --
>>68723503
Both in Texas!
http://konniburton.com/
http://judynicholspr.com/
>>68723503
Both from Texas, both ran for office as Republicans at some point from a quick search
>>68723722
>He mentions having a "bombshell" on Cruz. This is confirmed by Milo on Twitter.
Do you have links to any of that?
Before tonight I had my doubts as to whether or not meme magic was actually real but after this sex scandal shit I am a 100% believer.
>>68723268
FUNNY HOW CRUZ JUST RETWEETED A POST ABOUT SCANDALS
>Did the GOP cause scandal to take #cruzsexscandal's place
https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU/status/713234072076554240
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!
>>68723268
There is a microphone missing in the third women's picture. How do you explain that?
>>68723822
And neither one is a hooker. So off the table
>>68723503
SCREENSHOT THIS POST. This is the Illuminati speaking.
>>68723676
Well, the enquirer used Stone as a source so he probably pushed the story to them.
>>68723899
It's real. All of it.
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
Anon in the old thread claims to know
>>68723507
>>68723509
>>68723614
>>68723652
This whole hashtag campaign is Hillary and Bernie shills, trying to run this kind of smear will only bring in the wrath of normie female voters. Trump is already losing those voters to Hillary. THE ARTICLE IS PURE SPECULATION WITH NO EVIDENCE OR SOURCE.
>>68723760
>young looking hookers
it all makes sense now
What does this mean?
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
>>STAY FOCUSED
>>68723935
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 5K72MSox) 03/25/16(Fri)01:24:45 No.68723922 â–¶
>File: trump_face.gif (3.05 MB, 360x203)
>>>68723822
they didn't want to show she was on TV.
>>68723544
Tweeted this, bruhs.
>>68723899
Its amazing anon
>>68723503
i love you milo you fag
>Look at the time
>Midnight already
time flies when you're ruining lives
>>68723907
Potential next Mistress?
Go Trump, but...
Come on. This seems really dumb. The National Inquirer? Let me guess, aliens took over Obama's body too?
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/713227125625589760
Why is Cruz tweeting about scandals at this time? Does he know our # is hitting him hard
>>68723950
>Implying it isn't possible to be a former hooker
>>68723899
go home schriever your drunk
>>68724009
Can't save yourself from the Hulk, Gawker.
But keep reporting about it. It helps the Trump.
Lollipop: 202... 487-1439
>>68723977
W-WHAT? SWEDEN NO! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
>>68724009
gawker going out with style at least
>>68723899
Checked.
>>68723503
Fake.
Neither of the look anything like the last two photos. Konni is blonde and Judy is older and has a perm.
>>68724009
This pretty much confirms it...unless they want to lose MORE money
>>68724009
>death throes
>>68724009
It means Ted's gonna get 150 million dollarydoos
CAN ANYONE POST NAT'L REVIEW ARTICLE?
I NEED IT FOR MEME PURPOSES
>>68724117
seems like a weird way to shill. Misdirection?
>>68723503
i bet this is a red herring
>>68723907
>>68723907
>>68723907
>>68723907
NEED BACK UP
SAVAGE JUST TWEETED IT
The thought of Ted Cruz having sex with anybody is completely disgusting.
>>68724117
>cruzmissiles on dmg control
>>68724190
Probably to stop someone from calling that hooker, recording it, and asking if he fucked Ted.
>>68724055
BAD TIMING, RATO! GET FUCKED!
Reposting image
>>68724009
Gawker knows they have nothing to lose now and are now gambling on Cruz's shit being legit.
>>68724193
>>68724190
Shills can't into this level of damage control
They're just improvising
>>68724186
it's in the OP
>Want to masturbate to porn on Reddit
>too busy with memes
what do?
>>68723268
>believing the National Inquirer about anything
This is low, even for /pol/
>>68724190
No shit. The campaign is looking for a way to spin it from just a sec scandal. Get some heat off
>>68724055
oh he knows
>>68724028
>>68723503
My-lo Nigga
>>68724271
>madman
>>68724271
THE FIRE RISING
>>68723985
Applied memetics please go.
>>68724055
top kek, now he is going to panic
>>68724271
>open savage link
>page not found
We are ruining a man's life based off of idiotic allegations from the biggest parody tabloid in the country. Fuck this
PURIST CONSERVATIVES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>you better not attack
>>68724333
The Enquirer is more reliable than the NYT
>>68724333
Please go back to Africa, nigger.
>>68724049
two sources already confirmed, boogermissle. It's all downhill from here
>>68724388
>we
you're not one of us
>>68724330
Go back to pleddit moron
>>68724388
HAHAH FU CK OFF SHILL
>>68724408
gg ted https://twitter.com/hashtag/cruzsexscandal?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
People are on it
>>68724388
wow I didn't think about that thanks for opening my eyes anon
because of this post I am now a #CruzMissile
>>68724388
>a man's life
Rats aren't men shill.
>>68724388
should had his shit in order before even entering the race
also, you're a faggot
>>68724388
>>68724333
Reporter from Washington Times confirms. Fuck off shills
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>>68724097
TRUST ME I AM LOOMINATY
>>68723268
What district of the Austin ISD did Cruz live in? And did he even have kids at that point? I think I could find the teacher if I had that.
Also, I've seen english as the subject she taught but do we know if that is true?
>>68724388
Bye
>>68723452
A Pussy Crusher apparently.
>>68723534
No good, searched the phone number and the photos aren't a match, she's black for one
>>68723268
Lads, the next step is to get the story on Drudge, because after that, it's over for Cruz.
>>68724465
I'm backing the only candidate with a proven track record.
I'm a Jebhead.
>>68723268
>National Enquirer
I hear The Onion is confirming everything. Good job on bringing this article to light guys!
>>68724315
Which one is the pedo bait hooker people are talking about?
Valeah Beckwith
https://www.legistorm.com/person/bio/229339/Valeah_Isabel_Beckwith.html
https://www.linkedin.com/in/valeah-beckwith-30b85069
http://congressional-staff.insidegov.com/l/45044/Valeah-Isabel-Beckwith
Gawker just picked up the story
which one of you is this?
>>68724388
Blobfish McBoogereater has life to ruin?
>>68724489
Source plz
>>68724573
It's the same Pulitzer winner who broke the John Edwards scandal, dumbfuck.
>>68724388
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>68724388
>rats
>men
pick 1
>>68724654
THAT'S WHY WE CALL HIM LYIN' TED
>>68724654
THEN HE SETS IT DOWN
I went to a therapist for the first time today and he told me about all or nothing thinking,
He said, you wouldn't say all Muslim's are bad would you?
I just stared at him....
He then said you're not a Trump supporter are you?
I replied,
I happen to be a HUGE Trump supporter,
I have been rewarded for my faith
>>68724573
Please go back to Africa, nigger.
>>68723798
what do you mean m8, just use that hashtag as well, you can ride the wave
>>68724654
AND HE LIES
>>68724641
It's in the OP
>>68724641
It's literally in the op.
This is a big part of the story too. Note the dates. Cruz butt buddy is Shapiro and he WAS the editor in chief at the time.
Do you think rato knows it's happening?
>>68724712
THEN HE LIIIIIIIIIES
>>68724573
Please continue to post this.
I am serious.
The last time you guys were this desperate was when we started to investigate Hillary's donations
Your desperation urges us forward to find the truth
>>68724700
AND THEN HE LIES
>>68724117
>A man only wants to fuck women with the same hair color
>>68724388
get fucked. i had this confirmed by an former cruz staffer. at least the pierson allegations.
t. political operative in texas
>>68723544
>>68723717
my guesses:
>Cruz also relayed to me that she had been particularly [depressed] for the past 3 weeks
>and that she was currently [ ]
can't be about drinking or medication because of the next sentences
>After conversing with Cruz, I believed that she [(no idea)]
>In addition, I believed that she was a danger to herself [or other people (?)] due to her sitting ten feet away from n. mopac traffic [(no idea)]
>I then asked Cruz if i could transport her to [her place of residence (?)]
>>68724641
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>>68724009
It means Gawker is on its deathbed and trying to make a confession to Kek for forgiveness of sins. Like Vader throwing the emperor over the railing in Return of the Jedi
>>68724609
>ponyfag
>tranny fetish
>possible pedo
Ted is the cancer of 4chan
>>68723899
Can you feel it?
There's been an awakening.... in my ass.....
>>68723268
BRAVE ANON OUTS THE LAST TWO
>>68724520
Nevermind, if we go by the hartford address on the police report, we have the nearest schools: Casis,Mathews, O Henry and Austin.
>>68724388
I'm just sitting back and watching meme magic do it's work, I wouldn't try and stop it for it might get you.
>>68724759
Nah Cruz is enjoying the last bit of sound sleep he's gonna get for a while. We won't hear from him until morning.
>>68724561
Well, that's a wrap.
Good work. Goodnight.
>>68724388
Fire your Cruz missle right up your ass
>>68724588
>>68724588
>>68724588
>>68724588
your welcome
>Trump sitting on his plane staring down at a chess board
>pieces that look like all of the candidates
>Cruz has Jeb! and other endorsers behind him
>Trump picks up his phone
>"do it"
>Trump knocks down the Ted piece and the ones behind him fall like dominoes
>There are no more pieces between Trump and Hillary
>>68724585
The fire rises!!!
HE SHOULDNT HAVE ATTACKED
TED ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
>>68724821
Probably fake. They don't fit the pictures and definitions.
>>68724049
you're thinking of weekly world news
national enquirer as broken several BIG stories
>>68724712
THEN HE FUCKS 5 WOMEN
>>68724520
He has an Austin office, I am not sure if he lived in Austin/had kids at the time.
300 East 8th, Suite #961
Austin, Texas 78701
There was also a large case in 2005 where public schools were lobbying for more funds and Ted was arguing on their behalf. Maybe it was around this time that the affair occurred?
http://www.twcnews.com/archives/tx/austin/2005/12/20/rewind-2005--public-school-finance-TX_152243.old.html
>>68724854
>Well, that's a wrap.
It's never over.
>>68724821
Obviously look into this, just be aware it might be misdirection and don't take those names as gospel truth yet
>>68724821
red herring most likely
>>68724568
That's a weird way to spell cuck
>>68724929
AND ONE FUCKED HIM
>>68724588
Why don't you explain what this is, autismo.
twitter.com/Gawker/status/713235678113488896
>>68724941
Can't wait until tomorrow when Savage breaks the news to millions of listeners.
>>68723544
Link to full police report on Heidi Cruz mental breakdown and suicide attempt.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1688866-cruz-incident-report.html
HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE that she discovered one of Ted's affairs
>>68724009
Do more to atone for your many sins, Gawker. This video is a start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpHTFJO4mE
>>68724821
Absolutely worthless unless they provide the original pictures that match up with the magazine.
>>68724821
Completely fake.
>>68724055
>OK, this is pretty funny....
he's broken.
all of a sudden trump's retweet from last night not looking so bad
madman
The meme wizards are working overtime
>Cruz retweets an ad asking why Trump's wife is a slut
>Trump asks why Cruz's wife is so ugly compared to his wife
>Urgh, how dare you say bad things about my wife, she's the love of my live!
>and then it's revealed basically the next day that Cruz has been cheating on her
Like, wow. Coincidence or not, that's ridiculous.
>>68723268
Help me out here guys, 2nd or 3rd girl. Works for Cruz, goes by the name Valeah Beckwith, we need to find the picture, looks similiar to both those girls.
Her Instagram: ValeahB
Her Twitter: @Fleurless
Her Kikebook: www.kikebook.com/valeah
Will Glenn Beck kill himself?
LYYYYYYING TEDD
Gawker ran a story on this and they are asking for help identifying the suspects
I don't like gawker as much as the next guy but if we email them all the proof we have shit will hit the fan.
>>68724929
BURGERS AND FRIES
>>68724009
>gawker got btfo so hard they started telling the truth
pottery
I tried to organize things a little so it's easier to see connections
>>68725008
tomorrow is Good Friday. Maybe no show? Stock market is closed
>>68724997
>They use their powers for good right before they're about to die
Jesus Christ Trump
You're fucking 7 steps ahead every time
You create a controversy only to have idiots who think you've gone too far fall into a trap
Trump is truly the sagacious lord we need
I thought I could not respect women and less I find out they has sex with this pink blob.
>>68724936
This is from around the same time as the Heidi breakdown too.
>>68724333
They were right about John Edwards.
>>68724539
"Adulterer" is the word you're looking for
>>68724936
That office is downtown, he lived in the hills west of Mopac and Enfield
what happens to the mormons?
Do they burn in eternal hellfire?
>>68724851
It's like that girl that got on a plane to Africa and tweeted a joke about getting AIDS then by the time she landed, she found out she got fired from her job. Today's going to be a great day.
now we know why both of cruz's kids are blonde
>>68724870
This gave me an erection
>>68724465
This made me lol so hard. Shills are so obvious it's painful
>>68725046
I don't want him to die. I want him to get the help he needs.
>>68725073
I'm hoping his kikeness makes him come in like any other day. He'll probably take a long weekend though.
>>68725045
Pretty much certain it's the 2nd one. Hair doesn't look like the 3rd.
>>68723760
>tfw diamond and silk know the hooker personally
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>68725080
He absolutely knew
It's incredible
>>68725080
He let Cruz win enough states so that Kasich literally can't win even if he gets 100% of the future delegates.
>>68725011
Probably the Tranny. Or a child.
>>68724756
Washington Times reporter confirmed an "online media outlet" had it and didn't run it.
>>68724765
lol
>>68725027
everything he does or says is so calculated.
>>68725045
anyone have the original of this?
No fucking way. Is meme magic real? This was supposed to be a joke. Just a joke... either way, this is hilarious.
>>68724388
Cruz ruined his own life by not keeping it in his pants.
>>68725164
The color of the collar on the shirt doesn't look her the one in the picture of the 3rd one. The hair matches though.
>>68724271
who? I'm serious
>>68723503
Nichols has a fucking beehive haircut and has had since the 80s
You are wrong
REMINDER THAT ALEX JONES SAID ROGER STONE HAD BOMBSHELL NEWS TO DROP BUT WANTED TO WAIT TIL MONDAY
>>68725072
the first time you did the ivanka thing it was pretty funny but now we're srs over here mate
Ted Cruz is the Zoe Quinn of the GOPe
>>68725222
It's the exact same picture with the color adjusted, leaf.
So this knocks Cruz out right? Honestly the MSM cant ignore shit up to the point where its all over the interwebs and air waves.
>>68724049
National Enquirer were the first to break the Tiger Woods and John Edwards affairs as well. It's also the exact same journalist that broke the John Edwards affairs.
>>68725046
Hopefully
>>68725204
people seem to think he really stuck his dick in all those ladies, there must be something to it other than one tabloid's story
>>68725080
I keep being reminded of that article that said that Trump was a grandmaster that was 13 moves ahead of everyone and knew that the game was already in checkmate, and that everyone didn't know what to do next.
The more keeps happening, the more I wonder if that's even wrong in any way.
God I hope this story is true. Then the entire state of Utah will finally realize their all a bunch of cucks for voting for the Jesus candidate.
shout out to the people who made this possible.
>>68725179
If this turns out to be true, It'd confirm my faith in god
>>68725118
holy shit
>>68725072
#4 kinda looks like ivanka lmao
>>68724788
Oh wow laddy did you meet this mysterious Cruz staffer on your way to pick up tendies?
>>68725296
I know fatso, I'm just saying that it's the only thing that doesn't match, the hair does.
>>68725012
Mama mia that's some spicy cringe
>>68723676
Alex Jones was right?!
>>68725303
Yes. Social media is far, far too popular nowadays.
The MSM would be forced to cover it merely because EVERYONE ELSE would be.
If this is true, Cruz is done.
DON'T KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED BUT CRUZ CAMP HAS BEEN USING THE "MELANIA WAS A NUDE MODEL" THING AGAINST TRUMP SINCE AT LEAST MARCH 8TH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
START AT 4 MINUTES
GIVE ME SOME (YOUS)
>>68725326
Its not trending on twitter.
>>68725045
>Valeah Beckwith
I dunno. I don't suspect they worked very hard to pick those images they used.
>>68724756
This was the same story that Milo was talking about that would change the whole campaign and destroy Cruz. I remember them making big announcements about it. Then nothing happened. This must be it, though.
>>68723798
Listen to this man.
>>68724730
Ride the #Scandal wave. What the hell do you think Rato fucking a bunch of chicks is if it isn't a #Scandal
>>68724388
Cruz is kike trash. He's already seen what's happened to Jeb and Rubio for being a big pain in the ass. If he knows what's good for him, he'll leave sooner rather than later.
>>68725057
FUCKING EMAIL THEM BOYS. THIS IS OUR FIRST CHANCE TO INFILTRATE THE WORLD OF THE NORMIES AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING.
MEME THE GOD EMPEROR TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
>>68725303
Yup, they've tried to keep it under wraps, because cruz was the only one to potential beat trump as of late. They should have aired the story earlier gotten cruz out of the way and Donald would be dealing with someone else. MSM and those in power are complacent and stupid, and just cleared the interstate for Trump and the nomination.
>>68725199
You owe me a bj in the closet
>>68725366
Now buy water filters.
>>68725045
>Valeah Beckwith
FIND THE MODELING PICS THEY ARE SOMEWHERE
https://www.exploretalent.com/valeahbeckwith
>>68725376
(You)
>>68725429
>A WAS A NUDE MODEL" THING AGAINST TRUMP SINCE AT LEAST MARCH 8TH
to the photoshop!
>>68725376
Shapiro thing is funny but it is more likely the Breitbart guy sat on it because the story would have helped Rubio too much at that point (early Feb). Breitbart now under intense heat for being too pro-trump, story goes to National Enquirer.
>>68725318
wait a sec, isn't he a mormon?
This lyin' Canadian Rat is fucking HOT MULATTO PUSSY and basically you are fucking stupid
WHY IS KATRINA SUCH A WHORE??? TRUMP SHOULD FIRE HER. I THOUGHT SHE WAS BASED
THE FIRE RISES
>>68725319
The more this plays out the more I complete and total faith that Trump really does have what it takes to get America back on track.
Holy fuck man. He hired Katrina way the fuck back in the fall. He knew. He waited until it was just him and Ted.
>>68723268
good work famalam
wasn't katrina working with trump at one point?
I want someone to do their best Cruz impression on vocaroo right now.
>Well, you know Donald, let me tell you something. I did have five affairs. And my wife Heidi did become suicidal over my actions. But that's all in the past now. AND I WILL STAND SHOULDER TO SHOULDER WITH THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA AND TELL THEM THAT LOLLIPOP DID FUCK MY ASS IN A D.C HOTEL ROOM.
Since everything Donald does is highly calculated. I wonder if He and Bill Clinton talked about before he ran.
Its trending, I guess liberal states censor it!?
This is weird, its been trending where I live in texas for hours
>>68725062
BOOGERS AND LIES
Cruz on suicide watch
We need to investigate the Sarah Flores/Carly Fiorina Super PAC donation it got from Ted Cruz's Super PAC. $500,000 donation to a rival campaign for what...? Silence?
>>68725442
see
>>68725380
Not our girl. She's office help at one of Cruz's office, but that would leave us with too many known associates and no school teacher or prostitute.
>>68724765
kekekeek
>>68725483
The timing is all so perfect. The day after Trump threatens to "spill the beans", Ted says Heidi is the love of his life, AND it's Good Friday today!
reporting from overseas. can confirm, IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING TRENDING. NOT TAILORED EITHER, I CHECKED
>>68725491
this is good whoring. taking dick for the betterment of the nation. good girl.
>>68724870
In the end, all he did was show them the truth. That what they thought to be a castle of stone, built on lies was nothing more than a house of cards sitting atop a volcano.
All trump had to do was fan the flames.
>>68725585
thank you alberto
>>68725027
No shit. It's like he only retweeted that in the first place so Ted would undoubtedly defend his wife, just in time for Trump's people to drop the story. So Ted is caught in this web of lies, unable to untangle himself.
This is some Petyr Littlefinger Baelish shit right here. It's brilliant.
>>68724388
Push back against the corrupt media, political and academia establishment for portraying Trump as literally hitler. Enquirer is just as credible as Faux, ClintonNN or pMSNBC. Cruz is not innocent.
>>68725546
I don't see it.
>>68725507
she still is
people theorize that she's trump's personal nuke to end rato for good
and it makes too much sense
>>68725491
Nigger, why did you think Trump hired her? He could have hired someone who was the best of the best, but instead got some backwater Tea Party candidate that no one knows
She was always the nuclear option to take out Cruz
Guys, are the trending guys shills?
>>68725596
lay back and think of the donald
>>68725507
she was his secret weapon
he knew all along
>>68725500
I don't know if it's true or not if he knew but it's funnier to think he actually did know. And because of that, I believe it so.
Fucking amazing.
>Cruz retweets an ad asking why Trump's wife is a slut
>Trump asks why Trump's wife is so ugly
>Urgh, how dare you say bad things about my wife, she's the love of my live
>and then it's revealed basically the next day that Cruz has been cheating on her
Trump waited for an opportunity, hit back and luck somehow favored him or he planned it all along. Like, wow. Coincidence or not, that's ridiculous.
>>68725491
SHE LEFT THE ZERO AND GOT HERSELF A HERO GRRRRLFRIEND
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>>68723268
leave my waifu katrina out of this donald
its trending oh hsit
HAPPENING!!!
>>68725616
It was the perfect time
Confirmed trending when tailored to the United States.
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL IS TRENDING
GET HYPE
>>68725591
Confirmed, just checked it on incognito.
Katrina Pierson is lurking the tweets too.
>>68723980
anyone check into this?
>>68725491
shes fucking rato to make america great again, what are you doing besides shitposting on /pol/? at least go shill for the god emperor on twitter you fucking faggot
>>68723268
ITS ACTUALLY TRENDING NATIONALLY
>>68725080
So do you not think that it was pure luck this time?
Are you saying that getting it out there was part of his plan?
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4TC3h5oJHo
>>68724896
TRUMP SAID AT THE BEGINNING
>YOU'D BETTER NOT ATTACK ME
AND TED DID AND WAS CRUSHED
HE ATTACKED AGAIN AND WAS CRUSHED AGAIN.
The absolute fucking unstoppable madman.
>>68723268
K-Katrina? No :(
Hope this story is true. can't wait to see it on Cant STump the Trump youtube channel
>>68725715
WHOAH
>>68725578
No one is going to find the lawyer, the hooker or the teacher. It's needle in haystack stuff.
>>68723268
>>#CruzScandal
just popped on the actual trends.
it should grow on it's own now.
this is a victory for /pol/. We are a confirmed superpower now.
>>68725585
WE FUCKING DID IT
>>68725350
it is, but that's not the actual pic from NE
>>68725428
Cruz was the fake anti-establishment candidate and they wanted him in to keep Trump from breaking 50% early on.
And they used Cruz to brand the #NeverTrump movement
>>68725670
ZERO TO HERO. TRUMP IS OUR HERO.
YES INDEED
>>68724870
Wow! i just came my pants
>>68725681
She probably told the Don about the affair to get hired on to the God Emperor's team.
Guys I love Don as much as the rest of you all, but y'know.. there ain't a fig of truth to this story. and let me tell you something. What we need is a principled conservative ready to shake up washington and bring the conservative grass roots back into power. Cruz would never cheat on his beloved Heidi. These are malicious and anti-Christian lies being spread by Donald who is a liberal that supports partial birth abortion. We can't destroy Cruz because we need Cruz to restore conservative values back to America. That's why I'm a #CruzMissile.
>>68725011
hopefully she got committed.
>>68725647
No, some of us cant see it though. Check the second line from the bottom https://www.hashtags.org/trending-on-twitter.html
fake maga hat guy here
guys it actually does seem true holy FECK
>>68725120
And Trump isn't?
Pretty sure the bible is pretty clear about divorce, fampai.
>>68725715
could be fake
>>68725616
holy fuck he's a mastermind
fucking genius
No. Its actually trending for me now. I'm not sure how I can prove it.
Going to bed now, hoping to see a shitstorm when I wake up.
NEW THREAD IS UP
NEW THREAD IS UP
NEW THREAD IS UP
>>68725771
>>68725771
>>68725771
>>68725771
Trending in Pennsylvania. Non-tailored.
>>68725739
It was his whole plan to let Cruz win for a little bit to suck up delegates from Kasich
Trump is making the Master Plan look like kindergarten
WE JUST STARTED TRENDING WORLDWIDE
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
TONIGHT WE DESTROYED RATOOO
REJOICE AND ALL PRAISE OUR MIGHT LORD KEK!
>>68725491
Isn't it obvious? This is how Trump found out. She probably connected the dots and got the hell out of Dodge before the establishment could 'accident' her.
>>68725785
We are the unsung heros
>>68725546
Holy shit. It finally showed up in mine. It hasnt been there until the last ten minutes.
HAPPENING
/SCbro/
>>68725378
my twitter feed says otherwise
>>68725647
Nope. Just checked. 71.3k tweets currently.
Looks like it's #5 just under "Perry Ellis" and above "Slime Season 3"
Of Rats And Men
>>68725806
nice proxy faggot
>>68725715
Oh shit, I forgot about Glenn Beck. I wonder if he's going to shill for Ted or just ignore the scandal.
>>68725715
For real hahahahahahahaha
Does Katrina still have the blue dress?
You know what I find amazing, /pol/? The fact that this shit is making an actual difference in the election process.
Think about it- without us doing this, this would be another retarded national inquirer story everyone ignores. But because of us; were getting it to trend. Were DEMANDING the Jewish media actually look into this rather than sweep it under the rug. This could very well be /pol/ pushing Ted Cruz out of the race. Think about how fucking significant this is. It's amazing
>>68725376
Would be better if it were Cruz himself saying it, but now he can't use the "MUH NOT CONNECTED TO SUPERPACS" argument anymore
We need to send this to Trump now
I am wondering did El Rato worked to help teachers get state handouts... http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/ted-cruzs-secret-past-stimulus-funds-and-teacher-payouts
May
>>68725822
Oh, he definitely did cheat before, there's no mistaking that
But we were talking about Cruz, not Trump, so deflecting to Trump isn't really changing the fact that Cruz is an adulterer, shill.
adios rato
>>68725477
You're thinking of Ro Money stupid.
>>68725546
>>68725546
I'm in Britain and it's trending.
So we sorta did it...
>NEW ARTICLE FROM GAWKER
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL OFFICIALLY CRACKS NON-TAILORED TRENDS
>ALL THIS AND MORE
>>68725771
>>68725771
>>68725771
>>68723268
>gossip rag bullshit
You're all middle aged women, this is pathetic.
WE DID IT REDDIT! WE JUST CHOSE THE NEXT PRESIDENT!
>>68725739
Donald is a big guy, nothing his does is luck. 50% skill, 50% meme magic.
>>68725783
Lawyer was found, though. I think the hooker isn't likely. The teacher will be hard as well, considering it happened at least 10 years ago.
>>68725525
Bill's been actively sabotaging Hillary, so no doubt Trump told him what he was gonna do to her and him if he had to.
>>68725045
that's her sister's twitter, hers is twitter.com/valeah
>>68725783
I tend to agree. There are too many possibilities for teachers and the photo would need to be found in order to even have a chance at guessing. I could have already seen her three times, but without the right one, you'd never know.
>>68725477
no that's mitt romney, Ted is a disgusting human being who pretends to be evangelical christian
Keep it alive!
LMAO
SHES GOT A GOOD AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS
ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE SEEING THIS
MORE
FUEL
ON
THE
FIRE
FAMRON
>>68725806
it's too late fag, you shills lost and the rat is dead...bury it.
>>68725826
Nope. it's legit.
>>68723451
because newsstands in America are retarded. Newspapers started doing a day ahead so they could get the papers to their doorstep by the day printed, magazines did it two days because they're retarded. Then magazines did 3 and then 4 days and by now the dates don't even matter.
>>68725753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>68725916
I personally don't think it matters or cares. It's more that it's so entertaining that nothing in fiction could ever come close to it. Pure entertainment and enjoyment. I love it.
>>68725681
dont worry donald is good to his people
>>68725916
I'm so happy, my balls are tingling!
HOLY FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY TRENDING NOW
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>68725792
BLESS MY SOUL
TRUMP IS ON A ROLL
>>68725770
>His rat dick was inside that mulatto pussy but you will never even be in the same room as her
It hurts,
>>68725765
TRUMP MADE FORD STAY IN THE USA
TRUMP MADE JEB QUIT
TRUMP MADE BECK CRY
TRUMP ENDED LITTLE MARCO
AND NOW HE JUST DESTROYED A MAN'S CAREER WITH THE HELP OF POL
THE WAY SHIT IS GOING, HILLARY IS GONNA GET BTFO
>>68724561
OMG I CANT WAIT TO HEAR MICHAEL SAVAGE TOMORROW!!!
HAHAHAHHAA
>>68726047
>Going just as planned
Likes
Trending in CA
Keep it up
>>68724723
>He said, you wouldn't say all Muslim's are bad would you?
>I just stared at him....
good job anon
>>68725916
Damn.
Now I'm worried that they'll shut down this website before long
TRENDING.
CONTINUE FIRE!!!
>>68725822
The difference is Trump isn't thumping the Bible all the time like Cruz.
>>68725916
This would have blown up eventually with or without pol, but having pol jump on it probably sped it up.
Booted up the ol tweeter and was graced with an @realdonaldtrump post refering to El rato as #zodiacTed. Have a blessed day everyone.
>trump wins the election because both of his political rivals fall from lies and scandals
poetic
>>68726223
Spread like sparks in an ocean of gasoline pol/!!!! Make it add up until the heat breaks through the atmosphere!!!
>>68725665
Katrina will admit to fucking rato to save the country. I guess there are some good black people after all.
We'll always remember your sacrifice cute black chick.
>>68725739
>>68725858
Heading into the North-East later this month, this will ensure that Kasich and Cruz split the GOPe/#NeverTrump vote, whilst the true-believer CruzMissiles will be demoralized and stay home or jump ship.
It will lead to absolute chaos in the NeverTrump vote. Who do they vote for? Kasich can't win, Cruz can't win, the GOPe already disavowed Kasich and threw him under the bus in Utah, now what, are they gonna backtrack and say "actually go back to voting Kasich pls!"
It's all over.
>>68725666
Trump doesn't start these fights, but he sure as hell finishes them.
>>68725195
How she fit into that 1000*1400 resolution?
>>68726331
LINK US
>>68725616
Lets Dispell this notion that Trump does not know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.
MAGA
THIS IS INTERNET MEMETIC WARFARE
>THIS IS INTERNET MEMETIC WARFARE
THIS IS INTERNET MEMETIC WARFARE
>THIS IS INTERNET MEMETIC WARFARE
THIS IS INTERNET MEMETIC WARFARE
#4 on Twitter praise kek.
>>68724315
This makes me so incredibly sad. I mean, I'm not a virgin, but that shit-flinging Canadian has had better pussy than I have.
This is depressing. Fuck senpai desu desu shit I'm going to go have some blackberry whiskey and go to bed.
>>68725665
He's lightyears ahead.
He knew it'd be him vs ted in the end, MANY MONTHS AGO WHEN HE HIRED HER.
There is not stopping a man with this kind of gifted foresight and cornering skills.
>>68725012
This physically hurt to watch. I couldn't even finish it.
Number 4!
>>68725319
In the art of the deal he literally always goes into every move with an equally profitable plan b if his gamble plan a doesnt come off.
>>68725828
dat alpha strategy
>>68725546
#3 for me rn
we did it reddit :^)
>>68726608
Women are drawn to power, I'm sorry but the truth hurts. Not everyone of course but one false step and it "kinda happened"
I don't like it more then the next guy.
>>68725644
Katrina was out in the open doe on TV promoting trump in MSM outlets.
Cruz should have fucking known she was an insane threat because it was blindingly obvious Trump had hired her by that point.
What the fuck is cruz thinking, why not just drop out, he must've known this could blow up in his face because a chick he boned was now obv. in the Trump campaign.
Why would he not drop out of the race to avoid this??
Seriously.
If it's true, and signs are pointing to some of it being true, why would he fucking keep on campaigning when a bombshell like this could ruin his political career?
Unless he cannot drop out. Literally. Like someone is threatening him if he drops.
oh shit, this is genius from trump.
start's a fight with cruz over nothing, so cruz grandstands as expected, then he releases this.
>>68726826
>Like someone is threatening him if he drops.
God.
>>68726646
Could it be that Trump is a time traveler, doing this election countless of times, trial and error to get this far only to save the world?
>>68724870
Like pottery
>>68725380
her hair looks very similar to no.3 look at how her hair parts....
>>68725012
Did the people who filmed that thing simply hate the guy? What the fuck?
Why would they release that? They must hate the guy. Holy shit.
>>68725491
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>68727079
The fire rises.
Was just at the store, took a better picture with my phone for you guys.
>>68725012
Seriously, he should sue Gawker over that. That's insane.
>>68726027
Visible right on the homepage
(broasting in epic tread)
>>68727254
Nice pic senpai.
>>68725046
I fucking hope so, and I'm a Mormon (not joking, he makes us all look insane)
>>68723268
ATTENTION:
We need to send positive love to Katrina through all this as well. She's still an awesome woman who's done a lot for the Trump campaign and she shouldn't be forced to feel like shit during all this.
Keep in mind the other two women have been shilling for Cruz HARD in the media while pretending to be impartial.
>>68725916
such win, such kek
>>68727549
source?
>>68726939
This is quite likely. We are in the final timeline
>>68724723
I know that feel anon. I know that feel.
>>68725616
Chaosh is a ladder! Many try to climb it.....
>>68726111
CHECKED
>>68727643
Staci Silverstone and Tanya Tate
>>68727458
I agree "I'm also Mormon"
this will give trump the delegates he needs to prevent a brokered convention. kek literally MAGA
>>68727254
Thank you!
>>68725525
HE'S LITERALLY OUT JEWING JEWS
CANNOT
BE
STUMPED
>>68725916
I'm the guy with the top tweet on the hashtag.
I'm just glad we can use twitter to demand answers from candidates. In the old days, they'd just sweep this under the rug
Scurry back to the sewer from which you came rat!
AND NEVER COME BACK!
This thing is blowing up on Twitter big time. Its gonna a shit storm for Cruz tomorrow.
For those that want the article to go with the pictures
It has been a privilege working with you guys.
WE HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE NO DOUBT.
>>68728139
Roger Stone at it again
>>68727254
You're doing gods will anon
>>68725806
Milo fucking around
>>68724821
>Judy Nichols texas house district 21
Could be girl number 4.
