Alright Lads Make sure you spread the HashTag #CruzSexScandal on twitter.
El Rato Cruz is going down. Below is all of the information from the previous thread!
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!
News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.
MAKE THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Spread it to these sites as Well:
Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
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FAKE
>>68693758
SEE RELATED PIC!
>THESE A SHILL THREADS
>THERE IS NO ACTUAL PROOF OF ANY OF THESE ALLEGATIONS
>DONT FALL FOR THE SHILLS TED CRUZ IS THE ONLY REAL CONSERVATIVE RUNNING AND THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP HIM
> National Enquirer
Trump fags are this unashamedly desperate.
>>68693758
FAKE and GAY
>>68693758
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I dont know if we can do anything to contact him...but Steven crowder is LIVE on youtube right now. If we can fins a way to get him to check out the story...well, thats over 200,000 potential views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvLEIQUKO0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvLEIQUKO0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvLEIQUKO0 [Embed]
All same link
>>68693758
ABANDON THREAD THIS IS THE NEW THREAD FOLKS
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LYIN' TED
>>68693967
>>68694077
>>68694083
Jews confirmed
I don't believe this, Ted Cruz is a very good Christian
>>68694266
If I was a Jew I'd be talking to the national enquirer about how much Trump loved nibbling on my circumcised penis.
>>68693758
Why would Ted cheat on Heidi? Shes high test
>>68693758
So frustrating, anybody got a closer match for #4?
>>68693758
The similarity of the hair is freakin me out
>>68693758
Did any of you bother reading it before going CSI on the photo?
I was with Trump all along, but now my eyes are open, he only can score some sweet pussy if he mail orders from Eastern Europe. Cruz is a total alpha who can get anyone, women get wet when around him. Sorry guys, I'm a CruzMissile now.
>>68693758
The N.E looks like they covered their bases legally, or else they would never run this story.
Trump scooping up Katrina Pierson knowing she had dirt on Cruz makes me like Trump even more.
>>68694689
fugging missing pic crashes the site on all tabs when you try to open it
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
ted cruz is known to be THE most hung guy in politics, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed katrina's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with cruz barely able to force it past the knob, and katrina moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on cruz's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>ted raped her
ted raped her
>ted raped her
ted raped her
>ted raped her
ted raped her
>>68695358
What's wrong with Cruz's face? He looks like some kind of human/rat/toad hybrid.
CNN has been playing Rato's "sniveling coward" clip literally all day.
They're so desperate.
>National Enquirer
You can't possibly be serious
>>68693932
I still feel like the Katrina Pierson affair is just a meme. If that were the case, Trump wouldn't be threatening to expose this, as it would hurt him more than Cruz.
You guys are sick and twisted. Even if Cruz did this his wife is an INNOCENT female. Stop this madness now. You are hurting real people.
>>68695505
yeah they have never broken any news ever
dont sweat it Ted
NEW THREAD HERE GUYS IGNORE THE SHILLS ON THIS THREAD!
>>68693521
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>>68695505
Tabloids regularly break stories the MSM can't touch. Tabloids exposed the Rotherham sex scandal in the UK, for example. Even Buzzfeed breaks more stories than the NYT these days.
>>68693758
Sage.
This is fucking pathetic, and i'm saying this as a Trump supporter.
this kills the Rato
>>68693758
Just because somebody was right before, doesn't mean they're right the next time.
This story is fucking bullshit. You faggots are pathetic for pushing it. It's a sign of desperation because you know that Cruz is gaining on Trump (latest polls have them tied).
It's just like the sniveling coward Trump goes after Cruz's wife because he's losing. I guess that's why you guys are so pathetic, you take after your Fuhrer.
>>68694661
And he's not.
OK FAGGOTS TWEET THIS SHIT TO @nero TO GET HIM IN ON IT
also
>post yfw this is happening
A sex scandal involving creepy Ted Cruz actually makes him more appealing to me.
Guys.... I think it's time to call in the /b/ team.
>>68698194
>I guess that's why you guys are so pathetic, you take after your Fuhrer.
Fuhrer? No, this is America. Hitler was a giant faggot just like the Republicans and Democrats who have been running us into the ground.
Cruz is a fucking sleazy guy. Why would Katrina be working with Trump if he was so nice or if none of this were true?
>>68693967
Don't believe this Jew, they're baiting Trump into flipping out about something that never happened so he can look like an asshole again.
>>68699100
/b/ was good for gruntwork a few years ago, is it still? Would this even interest modern /b/?
>>68699100
Go for it. Post thread here and I'll help bump.
Post it like it's a leak. Make them feel special.
>>68699291
>Why would Katrina be working with Trump if he was so nice or if none of this were true?
Huh, I hadn't thought of it like that before.
I was shilling for Cruz but I guess I'm a TrumpMissile now.
Is there actually substantial evidence of this or are we just slinging shit?
Trump supporters desperate again. He already attacked Ted's wife.
You all wonder why there's a record turnout for the Republican party. It's not because the American people want to vote for Trump. It's because they want to STOP him.
A con-artist like Trump shouldn't be elected for the highest office. This is only going to backfire on him once it's shown to be fake anyways.
Follow me @hebrewhaha
>someone with over 3m followers just retweeted me
IDS HABBENING
INFILTRATING THE MASSES COMPLETE
Enquirer? I hardly know her!
>>68693758
Who is this lady pictured?
>>68696972
It is true with Bruce Jenner. Tabloids called out his transitioning weeks before MSM
>>/b/675707734
CRUZFAGS CURRENTLY TAKING RAT POISON
>>>/b/675707734
Be careful everyone, this is a false flag. Cruz is going to play Trump for a fool. Just let it die, for everyone's sake.
Be careful everyone, this is a false flag. Cruz is going play Trump for a fool. Just let it die, for everyone's sake.
>>68694334
birds of a feather!
>>68700229
screen shot it.
AMANDA CARPENTER BANGED CRUZ
https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/status/713161043904737280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/ (farthest on the right)
AMANDA CARPENTER BANGED CRUZ
>>68693758
Can you imagine.
Just in the middle of a live CNN appearance, Hurricane Katrina just says it bluntly to Wolf Blitzer
>I had an affair with Ted Cruz
The only question is why hasn't it happened yet?
>he's waiting for the right opportunity hurr durr
I'm sure Trump would have appreciated the Rat off his back a long time ago
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We need the help of our retarded /b/rothers. Bump please.
My body is ready
>We're his "internet people"
>>68700609
k
>>68698194
Why do leaf people even come here?
>>68700651
come on guys, we need to bump it.
IT WAS NEVER EVEN AN ELECTION
>>68694689
I would laugh my ass off it "Andrea Tarantula" (thanks Rush Limbaugh) were one of them!
>>68695854
How would it hurt Trump?
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/b/ump that shit.
>>68695358
nice story. If I were not disgusted by Ted Cruz I would actually enjoy thinking about that.
why is it the bigger the pervert the larger the cock?
Then again I guess if I were packing a 3rd leg I would be a huge pervert as well...
>>68695505
Yeah they just broke John Edwards and tiger woods sex scandal .
Get educated faggot
THIS IS A MOVEMENT! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE VIOLENCE AND THREATS FROM THE FASCIST LEFT. THE WORLD NEEDS TRUMP, RIGHT NOW! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68695505
National Enquirer has broken stories like this in the past
>2008: John Edwards and Rielle Hunter Scandal.
"John Edwards was once a promising vice-presidential candidate and devoted husband and father. Then, the National Enquirer reported that he had a mistress, Rielle Hunter, and a secret love child.
The story turned out to be true, ruining Edwards' career and earning the Enquirer a Pulitzer nomination."
Is Trump literally a conservative frank underwood? this shit is scarily thought out.
>>68698194
>a fucking leaf
>>68700998
>Being so naive as to not realise that Drumpf has his own closet full of skeletons....
rate me /pol/
>>68694689
I just spent five minutes look for a match on her. Hive mind
I really don't like the feel of all of this. I think we're getting played.
No way it could have been this easy to crack out who the women were. No way.
>>68700883
Holy shit. Lads, will it blow up?
>>68694689
we need a better screencap of it. someone go buy a copy of the tabloid and scan better pics.
>>68701823
Trump and the owner of National Enquirer are old friends.
>>68701624
Yeah, but we already know about all of his shit. He's been in the tabloids for the past 30 years.
Trump isn't trying to portray himself like the next coming of Christ like Ted Cruz is.
>>68695358
>the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Ya, she probably sat on a chair in the room and watched those two black guys fuck.
>>68702051
>Trump and the owner of National Enquirer are old friends.
>>68702051
Doubtful Trump would have them list Hurricane Katrina if it was all made up. Why even involve is campaign in that mess?
>blaming a guy for getting some strange
I mean seriously Cruz's wife looks the way tonsil stones taste.
>>68695358
katrina lookin like jig SAW
>>68696420
Fuck off.
>Tfw I should be sleeping but I need to know how this is going to end
I blame the shills, their huge activity is making me all giddy on the inside
>>68701823
The fact trump was the one that pulled the pin on this grenade i feel safe.
LYIN' TED. HE PICKS UP THE BIBLE
HEIDI CRUZ ON
SUICIDE WATCH
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#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68702321
I don't know, shes not that shabby in some pictures.
>>68701823
Your concern trolling is noted, shill. Tell Lyin' Ted you tried your best.
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help us get /b/ on it too
>>68701998
Fucking read the article ffs. If they're 100% right, not all five are public figures. Cruz plowed:
- A "political consultant," might be someone obscure who wouldn't be public, might be Katrina lol
- Rando lawyer
- Someone who worked on his campaign, could be no one, could be Amanda Carpenter (the pictures line up)
- Rando teacher
- Rando call-girl
You won't ever be able to find pictures of the teacher, the call-girl, and probably the lawyer.
we need to inform Glenn Beck about this. Hound his ass about it mercilessly. He keeps talking about how Ted is the chosen one and as righteous as Jesus.
>>68701823
Concern trolling detected
>>68701998
This one doesn't have the pixels but the censor bar is bigger
>>68694661
More like high cholesterol
DAILY REMINDER THAT 4CHAN IS NOW THE OFFICIAL KINGMAKER OF AMERICAN POLITICS
Soon just to get elected you will have to pander to /pol/tards so they will meme magic your campaign to the next level
>>68702751
Not your personal army
>>68702866
Dubs of Truth
We gave the right wing a place to say what they actually think and in return we get to persuade with meme magic
>tfw Katrina's resume was 'I fucked Ted'
3D checkers
>>68702878
>>68693758
>The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
Dude, they say literally everyone of any national fame is having an affair. A stopped clock is right twice a day.
>>68699454
Modern /b/ only interested in gay sex or trap sex. Which none of these are
>>68702878
Personal army is only valid when claiming a vendetta against an individual person
/pol/ is the Don's online gestapo
Our honor is our loyalty
If we can get retarded /b/faggots onboard the Trump train its a win win
The media is going all out against Trump right now over this made up fiasco
What a mess
>>68693758
Since When is National Enquirer a legitimate news source
>>68703093
hard to believe /b/ doesn't want Trump desu desu
neo-/b/ is somehow even worse than it was some 3-5 years ago. Crazy shit.
>>68702866
don't get cocky
>>68703093
Idk anon Rato's wife doesn't look like a wife
>>68693758
she's fairly hot for a black girl. why did she sleep with cruz?
have we started the fire?
>>68703168
Since the story has been rumored for months but none of the MSM will get off the stop Trump bandwagon.
>>68703152
I was more talking about what /b/'s response is. They're too busy whacking it to bronie furries and boipusi to help and respond as I wrote.
>>68694689
It better not be her. She openly talked about how much she disliked Ted Cruz before the primaries started.
>>68703298
To become a trump card
>>68703301
THE MAGA RISES, BROTHER
This is Rato's kill switch. Say goodbye you philandering rodent son of a bitch.
>>68702758
#4 is definitely somebody that looks to be from a newsroom set
>>68693758
Is that picture from the picture or the picture of the picture?
>>68703055
They won't publish a story without tips or witnessses, it's grounds for huge lawsuits.
They are prepared.
>>68703168
Newfag detected, are you in middle school?
They won a Pulitzer for the John Edwards affair story.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/apr/13/shock-horror-national-enquirer-pulitzer
>>68693758
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68703301
Yes, hilariously. Ted's dead, baby. Ted's dead.
This is some Edmond Dantes shit.
>>68698791
This *was* the story that him and Allum Bukhari were bigging up months ago that got killed by legal. It was likely Ben Shapiro who made the decision to kill it and the story got squashed. Now it's coming out by other means. Milo will already know.
>>68703440
All the GOPe has left to try to stop the Trump Train is 4th Place Kasich. Sad!
Follow me @hebrewhaha
>>68693932
>tfw the MSM won't talk about this
Guys remember to tell about the Cruz sex scandal to older folks who don't have Twitter to help spread the word to the older
>After the recent endorsement of Jeb! "Guacmess" Bush, this happens
He isn't going to live this, folks. This will kill him.
Presionen F para mostrar sus respetos nomas
>>68703349
Women hate men who sleep with them and then cast them aside.
>>68704022
If we get it trending on Twitter and MattDrudge or Breitbart posts it we can bring Ted Down.
Ted is ahead by 1 point in Wisconsin right now. We need to BRING HIM DOWN BEFORE April 5.
GET TO WORK ANON.
TO THE MEME STATION!
>>68700883
Wow anon that's impressive
>>68703617
have you even read that article? they didn't win the pulitzer, only nominated
>>68703055
They hire professional private investigators for this, my dad is a retired PI and has worked for them and other magazines such as Globe.
busTED
JUST
>believing tabloid websites
Lmao
>>68693758
THERE'S NO FUCKING EVIDENCE!!!!
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE TWEETING?
>>68693758
>El Rato Cruz is going down
Before this I would have been on your side, but now I have a lot more respect for the guy.
Trump is literally a fucking cuckold.
You guys are fucking faggots. I like Trump but this is getting really fucking old. I swear this shit is a PsyOp by Gerorge Soros or something.
>"LET'S SUPPORT THIS MEME CANIDATE WHO IN ACTUALITY HAS DONE NOTHING THAT BACKS UP WHAT HE'S SAYING INSTEAD OF TED "EL RATO" CRUZ WHO ACTUALLY HAS BELIEFS IN-LINE WITH OURS XDXD"
>>68693758
Go to bed, Ghost.
>>68704623
FUCK
>>68704198
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
>>68693758
>The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
>Time for us to MEME this into existence.
Pretty much in the gutters when you're trying to rip off the national enquirer for trump points.
>>68704841
Ted Cruz is literally the next Bush. He probably sleeps with the bushes more than these other chicks. Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney literally endorsed him. He wrote a 16 page love letter to W. Stop acting like he's an outsider. He's not. Anybody fooled by it is an idiot.
>>68704841
Fuck off Rato kike shill
>>68705015
cool line Canada
>>68705012
Cruz is a sociopathic opportunist who tried to co-opt the popular uprising on the right for his own presidential ambitions. He's a shill and a liar and he deserves every bit of the shitstorm that's coming for him.
Reap the whirlwind, Lyin' Ted. REAP IT
>you now realize that trump's constant use of "lyin' ted" was to prepare the ground for this scandal
>you now realize that trump will appear like a glorious prophet once this is all proven true and cruz is rekt
What is #TheThing?
Follow me @hebrewhaha
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE FOLKS
FIGHT FOR THE GOD EMPEROR
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>>68705924
Don't forget how weeks ago Trump kept saying that Cruz was a "Nervous Wreck"
Could he have known this was probably going to get out, and that's why he was such a "wreck"?
Around that time, it seems like Breitbart wanted to throw it out there, but it never happened.
>>68706127
>NEW THREAD
>at 160 posts
Dip yourself in acid.
>>68693758
Who is the author of the article? Name?
>>68698194
He has to go back
someone start a new /b/ thread
GUYS include #scandal is trending
Bump my thread here:
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bump mine, too!
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>>68693758
>#CruzSexScandal
HOD IT YOU DUMMIES
you'll never get something with the word sex in it to trend on twitter, they filter that shit.
USE THE #SCANDAL HASHTAG WHICH IS ALREADY TRENDING FOR A TELEVISION SHOW
>Taking a story from the national enquirer seriously
>>68695358
thats a fivehead if ive ever seen one
>>68710288
bomped
>>68710488
You must be very young.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sex+scandals+broken+by+the+national+enquirer
>>68698194
I bet this whole thing would just blow over if Ted just dismissed and denied the claims rather than act angry and call Trump out. Theres absolutely no 'proof' of this affair
>National Enquirer
Come on now. We all know Lyin' Ted is a sleaze, but this is ridiculous
>>68703000
>tfw Katrina didn't need a resume because she and Trump planned the whole thing from the beginning.
>>68710847
they broke the edwards story you fucking shill
>>68693758
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
THESE ARE REDDIT FAGS TRYING TO INFILTRATE OUR MEMETIC MOVEMENT TO GET THIS STORY TRENDING WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING BULLSHIT TABLOID NONSENSE. IF THIS STORY GAINS TRACTION, IT WILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH TRUMP IN THE MEDIA : AND IT WILL MAKE HIM LOOK BAD.
DO NOT TAKE THE KIKE BAIT. SAY IT AGAIN.
SKYKING SKYKING THIS IS POLTARD OVER
ALPHA 1 DO NOT TAKE THE REDDIT KIKE BAIT
THESE ARE REDDIT FAGS TRYING TO INFILTRATE OUR MEMETIC MOVEMENT TO GET THIS STORY TRENDING WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING BULLSHIT TABLOID NONSENSE. IF THIS STORY GAINS TRACTION, IT WILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH TRUMP IN THE MEDIA : AND IT WILL MAKE HIM LOOK BAD.
IN FACT, THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE NEW MILITARY MEMETIC WARFARE DIVISION : IN COHOOTS WITH THE ENQUIRER, TO SPIN THIS.
SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN.
DO NOT TAKE THE REDDIT/MEMETIC WARFARE KIKE BAIT.
>>68711071
>that feel when you never got to blow lines with 80's trump
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/713199997513236480?lang=en
Very weird indeed, Bill
>>68711071
The story has nothing to do with Trump
If anyone gets in trouble it would be National Enquirer,
>>68711071
you're really overthinking it. even if its' not true, he can't prove it isn't, and a spec of doubt will be growing in the minds of his evangelical base
>>68711071
>SKYKING SKYKING THIS IS POLTARD OVER
>ALPHA 1 DO NOT TAKE THE REDDIT KIKE BAIT
poltard alpha 1
TOPEST OF KEKS M8
>>68711071
>>68704841
>cruz wants us to keep doing all of the heavy lifting in nato including fighting turkroaches' wars for them.
>>68711173
i would like to chill with him listening to vaporwave watching the NYC skyline from Trump tower
>>68711250
HONESTLY, RED ALERT.
THE MEDIA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE FACTS. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT WHATEVER SLIVER OF PROOF THEY CAN HOOK ONTO TO SMEAR TRUMP. IF THIS STARTS TRENDING, THEY WILL FIND A WAY TO SLAM THE DONALD WITH IT.
/POL/ WOULD NEVER PUSH A STORY REPORTED IN A TABLOID MAGAZINE WITH NO OTHER SOURCES THIS HARD, IT IS SHILLING, ALMOST WITHOUT A DOUBT.
AND IF YOUR SUSPICIOUS OF CRUZ MISSILE, I WILL TIME STAMP MY MAGA HAT IF REQUESTED.
>>68710326
If this is actually true, then it would be a good idea to link the #Scandal and #CruzSexScandal at the same time
Eventually the Cruz story will hijack the origianl #Scandal
>>68711500
On the other hand, National Enquirer has been right in the past, the story is out there, it's on the Cruz campaing to either confirm or deny.
>>68700883
No way
>>68711470
Seriously. Watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQbJzyQbQB8
With this music playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvbko2I7Ho
THIS IS THE AMERICA WE NEED!!! FUCKING MAGA M8's
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>>68711500
nice try faggot shill
fuck off
>>68708834
This desu
>>68711610
It's not trending. Twitter is manipulating the list.
Even "Don't vote for Trump", which hasn't even been retweeted a lot is on the list.
>>68693758
Hurricane Katrina was my waifu.
I feel so betrayed. How could anyone love a rat?
>>68712211
haha bitch I bet you're one of those guys who calls people misogynist when they redpill you
>>68711071
How can they connect this with trump? Does he own the magazine? Are you saying they will say "trump supporters"? Because of us? We are nobodies , we are scum. We are single male virgins who masturbate to anime. No one can connect us to anyone because we have no friends
>>68711995
HELL NAW BRUH
>>68712211
Her sacrifice to the God-Emperor will not be forgotten
>>68712493
SOUNDS LIKE POORLY VEILED REDDIT SHILL MAKING FUN OF US BOYS......!
>>68712410
i don't know what that means, but you're being sexist and it's upsetting my wife's son.
>>68712535
thats a fake, it has holes in the top
>>68694689
is she eating a trump steak?
CNN Nigger host just said that Trump's wife looked like a man.
Fuck, liberals are fucking disgusting hypocritical pieces of shit.
>"TRUMP NEEDS TO STOP HE HATES WOMEN! HE IS A MISOGYNIST!"
>>"HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!"
>"THAT'S RIGHT AND TRUMP IS A BIGOT!"
>>68712535
photoshopped as fuck.
>>68712659
this. knockoff.
>>68712535
Photoshopped. In fact, you photoshopped it so badly you accidentally cut out your thumb!
>>68712535
FAKE HAT.
>>68712713
The gif was worth it
>>68693758
I don't use twitter, but will donate meme energy.
>>68693758
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL POL THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, IT JUST SUNK IN TRUMP IS OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
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>>68712659
>>68712735
So you think a shill would take the time to photoshop a timestamp, but not to try to push a fucking national enquirer story? Yea the hat is a knockoff. Daddy dont need any more money, and trucker hats look retarded on me so i gotta basic one, so kill me dawgeronni
>>68712713
Your gloves should already be off, buddy. We meme wars now.
>>68712713
you motherfucker
YOU
MOTHERFUCKER!!
Sha-na-na…
Sha-na-na…
Hey Hey Hey
Gooood Bye!
>>68704084
This, old people will specially hate Lying Ted.
This #CruzSexScandal will kill the rato.
Does /pol/ actually care about America or is it just about the lulz?
>>68713231
dude your thumb is fucking missing... it's so obvious
>>68713552
there you go morons. not shopped.
>>68713716
knock off hat
No string across the back of the rim.
>>68711071
Stop concern trolling.
Trump has nothing to do with this.
This is all on Lying Ted.
>>68713716
It would be more convincing if you had a video of some sort
>>68693758
ITS HAPPENING CRUZ SHILLS ARE INFECTING POL
SOMEONE STOP THIS
>>68710416
>>68710416
>>68710416
>>68712535
This is what a real MAGA hat looks like, you fucking shill cuck.
>>68713716
this desu >>68714005
still looks fucking photoshopped
Has anyone mentioned #TheThing yet?
Ive been away from the thread, reading the tweets on this hastag. Crazy stuff.
>>68695358
Isn't this from a Trump affair?
>>68714141
>he payed $25 to a billionaire for a $1 hat
>i payed $9 to a trump supporting small business for a $1 hat
and how the fuck does having a knock off hat make me a shill? You guys are the lowest tier of /pol/, taking this shill bait the way you are.
>>68695458
As with most other Mexicans
THIS IS IT
HOW COULD SHE DO THIS
>>68693758
How many times can I tweet the same thing? This shit has got to go viral!
>>68714434
betas absolutely destroyed
this is what you get for worshipping roasties
No updates from twitter in 24 minutes.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/CruzSexScandal?src=hash
>>68714341
>not being able to afford $25 to Make America Great Again
holy shit get a job faggot
>>68714525
CRUZ TRYING TO TAKE DOWN ARTICLES
>>68714552
Hey guys, I am hoping for a brokered convention and either Paul Ryan or Scott Walker are nominated by the GOP.
However, we all hate Ted Cruz so can I come along on your wild ride?
>>68712535
nice try, but leave the shooping to the professionals
>>68714600
I can afford it. But you know what they say!
Ahead of schedule
and under budget,
faggot!
>>68693758
>"Yes son? Let me tell you a story of once was and an Chinese board place called pol"
WE WUZ MEME MAGIC PROPAGANDA
>>68714691
lol wtf
>this nigga bein gangstalked by red cars
Twitter's of Cruz campaign officials.
Spokeswoman @alicetweets
National press secretary @catblackfrazier
Chief strategist @jasonjohnson
Campaign manager
@jeffroe
Senior advisor
@nickmuzin
Grill these people on the Ted Cruz scandal
>>68712535
>no /pol/
>amputed photoshop thumb
>fake MAGA cap
0/10
Man this is fun. If the SJWs thought their Nazi brown shirts were cute, wait until the right wing death sqauds come out.
>>68715030
im holding the fucking time stamp with my thumb dude thats why it looks cut off
>>68715053
Are we close?
>>68715236
Not sure. I was looking at that Amanda whatever her name is though, on her twitter page and it's flooded this news story. Somebody, not sure who, will HAVE to confirm or deny this story.
>>68700557
>>68700558
>Be careful everyone, this is a false flag. Cruz is going play Trump for a fool. Just let it die, for everyone's sake.
>>68715138
> uh AM HERR DER HOLDING THUMP LOL I WONT ADMIT IM LYING LOOOL
literally you.
THIS IS IT LADS
meme magic
>>68714552
look what's trending and what's conspicuously not
