Alright Lads Make sure you spread the HashTag #CruzSexScandal on twitter.
El Rato Cruz is going down. Below is all of the information from the previous thread!
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!
News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.
MAKE THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Spread it to these sites as Well:
Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
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>>68705697
Cruz is busTED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuKDlN0jT_A
>>68705838
Still mad that my Waifu Slept with Ted
At least the God Emperor will now win...
DisgusTED
GET TO YOUR MEME STATIONS /pol/!
ITS TO TO SPREAD IT:
#CruzSexScandal
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>>68705974
Ted will be CRUZified
#IFuckedTed
Guys I handled boston globe and the boston herald.
How can Katrina sleep with someone who looks like this
>>68705889
Number 3?
>>68706176
It's important to note that:
Amanda Carpenter is the conservative activist, CNN contributor, and writer for Mark Levin and the Conservative Review who recently published a “BLACKLIST” targeting anyone who supports Ted Cruz’s primary opponent, Donald Trump.
>>68705697
>posting the unedited hastag on 4chan
reminder to find them on conseratives media and communities and tea partys
>>68706120
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REMINDER
THIS IS MEMETICS WARFARE!!!!!!
>>68701929
>>68701929
>>68701929
>>68701929
>>68701929
FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM THAT THREAD AND FIGHT FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!!!!
>>68706198
Women don't care what a man looks like as long as he's powerful.
Apparently #TheThing has been trending before this scandal is revealed.
Make sure everyone is in the IRC and video chat. Here is the links
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>>68705697
>>68705838
LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
YOU WILL DELETE THIS ***NOW***.
KATRINA PIERSON IS A PURE AND CHASTE WOMAN WHO WOULD NEVER ENGAGE IN AN EXTRA MARITAL AFFAIR.
DELETE. THIS. NOW.
REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE LETS GO!
>>68705838
She took one for the team.
Fucking Rato better go Bud Dwyer after this.
The shills don't have the 4chan gold account use gold mode if are going to post sensitive information so they can't inform Rato before it hits, also use the IRC
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where is he now?
Is there anything credible about this story besides the fact the National Enquirer was right a few times?
>>68706283
Bring. Her. Down.
REEEEEE
>>68705697
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68706423
What a Bunch of fucking faggots.
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I think the "hooker" and "teacher" are numbers 2 and 3.
#4 is going to be Andrea Tantaros
Note the yellow background in her pic.
>>68706198
Women are whores. Power is an aphrodisiac.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/03/22/guess-which-virtual-sex-doll-women-want-the-most/
>>68706439
They have a pretty surprising track record of blowing up candidates.
>>68706423
>>68706516
ALSO IRC CODE HERE:
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Posting this on Times of Pol.
I'll let the issue fester on twitter until tomorrow then post on youtube to cause some more metastasizing of the cancer that is Cruz fucking his own ass.
>>68706436
FUCKING
A
LEAF
USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
>USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
>USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
>USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
>USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
>USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
>USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL TOGETHER WITH #SCANDAL TO SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE; #SCANDAL IS UNRELATED BUT TRENDING AND IT WILL EXPOSE THIS!
did hurricane katrina say anything yet
she must have known this was gonna come out right
i don't wanna hurt her feelings!
>>68706283
Isn't she the one who's always on the CNN panels during election nights talking about how everything is positive for Cruz?
Literal trash.
>>68706198
Hey don't talk about BLOBO like that
The national enquirer is not a source you fucking downies
Fuck you childish miscreants.
I am pushing #iamheidi using my 4k bot accounts.
Enjoy being irrelevant with your pathetic witch hunt.
None of you matter. You aren't political players.
>>68706213
That is what I'm wondering.
I haven't dug that much but she seems to be the only adult actress linked to cruz.
Wait are these rumors real or just meme tier rumors?
WE'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING
TRUMP KNOWS
>...or I'll spill the beans on your wife!
He knows why she had her mental breakdown... meaning he knows Ted cheated. Is he saving this tactical nuke for the perfect moment?
He may even know who Ted cheated with!
We need to contact the emperor...
>>68706686
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>>68705697
>>68705997
>>68706624
>being this new
gg making sure this goes nowhere
How was this info obtained?
Came here to see /pol/ for the last time before it gets nuked.
>>68706686
0/10
go away dumb shit shill
>>68705697
My waifu...no Katrina. Why? Why? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!@!!!
>>68706770
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>>68706532
>chateau autiste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z23Gzp0RTOg
>>68706625
she can handle it
NIMBLE NAVIGATOR
>>68706770
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>>68706708
>Fuck you childish miscreants.
I am pushing #iamheidi using my 4k bot accounts.
Enjoy being irrelevant with your pathetic witch hunt.
None of you matter. You aren't political players.
Fuck you childish miscreants.
I am pushing #iamheidi using my 4k bot accounts.
Enjoy being irrelevant with your pathetic witch hunt.
None of you matter. You aren't political players.
Damn, there's more fresh pasta coming outta these threads than all of Italy.
>>68706524
Which of the 5 text descriptions is Tantaros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Igui65gY5M
>>68706770
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Is this a meme or a filter?
>>68706439
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>>68706822
? Of all places to troll like this?
>>68706686
Thank you Cruz shills.
Pic related has been deposited into your account.
We need more people!!! Make sure everyone is in the IRC. Here is the link
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>>68706924
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>>68706356
hahaha holy shit no way. Tomorrow is going to be an amazing news day. Excellent work, leaf
>>68706934
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>>68706941
This isn't trolling you obvious Cruzbot piece of trash. Fuck off and do something with your life.
>>68706624
Thank you.
EVERYONE FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THIS ANON
KEEP FIGHTING THE MEME WAR FOLKS!
>>68706934
It's a meme. Haven't seen it in ages though. Ratos media team is pathetic desu senpai
>>68706768
>>68706686
Applied memetics.
Applied memetics trying to derail the thread, they have engaged all assets to limit exposure at the 4chan source.
FOR ANYONE DOUBTING THE POWER OF NATIONAL ENQUIRER:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards#Extramarital_affair
Has anyone emailed this info to Heidi Cruz directly?
https://www.linkedin.com/in/heidi-cruz-7778114
>>68705697
Why would you do this? They are just going to run a indipendent now
>>68706735
Holy shit guys. Please let this be true. Cruz will be ruined and he fucking deserves it.
>>68706941
why you don't a 4chan gold account mister shill?
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>>68707046
Gotcha senpai. Time to fire up my twitter for some meme magic.
>>68706768
Are you dumb?
If we can get #Scandal normies into this it will spread. Most are lefty normies so obviously they will jump on the shaming train like they do all the time to Trump
bump this shit!
The reckoning is here!
She did it to make America great again. She sacrificed herself for her country like a soldier storming over the trenches into machine-gun fire.
I hate it as much as the next man. Katrina is a goddess and I too had hoped to make her my wife one day.
But she did it for you. And she did for me. She didn't do it for herself. She didn't do it for Ted.
She did it...for us.
>>68706708
hello rick 'my daughter got black dicked' wilson
>Story broken by National Enquirer
>You fucks are buying the 4chan gold meme
>Levels of autism in this thread
This is just ridiculous.
AY BUDDY wanna MAGA?
>>68706968
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>>68707100
yeah? with what support if its true
I've had it with Donald Trump to be honest. I'm going to be voting for Ted Cruz now.
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!
lel
this board
wew lad
really i dont think this will last
we have gone off the deep end time and time again
hiro pls let us stay
>>68706436
He got pretty desperate yesterday
>>68707004
Indeed, look at this chart.
>>68705697
This is an applied menetics trap. I can't believe you people are falling for this, this is going to blow up in trumps face when they realise there is no proofs to this. Seriously what is your proof to all this! Why are you so desperate for trump to tweet about this while we don't have the full story?
>>68705697
last tweet 3 mins ago under #cuzsexscandal
oh yeah, you're trending it.
why don't you pay for a hashtag promotion, goys? might as well with that low energy.
>>68707256
nice leaf faggot
>>68707221
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That bitch Amanda Carpenter is one of them.
HURRICANE KATRINA UPGRADED TO CATEGORY 5
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
cant we get poo in the loos to make twitter accounts and post this shit?
>>68707256
Just like Ted Cruz, your syrup holds no power in America
>>68706436
man, he was on all night too
I started posting screenshots of him just to shut him up
>>68707300
Trump isn't going to tweet about it because he engineered it with his threats and proper timing/organization.
>>68707221
>>68707221
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>>68706735
OH FUCK. You're right. Trump has been getting more and more unhinged and unfiltered in the past week. He's been building up to something, and he's about to snap. This is going to be the fucking Dean Scream of Ted Cruz. Take a good, long look at his ratface, cause that's the last we'll be seeing of it for a loooong time boys.
>>68707171
When you post the hashtag here it gets inserted into "How 4chan racists invented #____" and the whole thing is opinion discarded.
It's happened several times before. It's how you abort your own meme.
>>68705697
Bump. The shills have been making multiple threads to split everything up. Fuck Reddit.
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
>>68707398
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>>68706824
that video is funny, a good parody.
My point still stands.
>>68707221
The only autist here is YOU!!
>>68707092
This is the same reporter who took down John Edwards with a similar story. NE wouldn't publish without evidence that the story is true or else they'd get sued.
This story is legit. The fact that the Establishment-IDF is out in full force only confirms it.
BUMP THIS TO OBLIVION!
>>68707450
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>>68707322
CUZ that isn't the hashtag you dumb faggot
>>68706439
The National Enquirer is the drunken boxing master of media. 99% of the time they're just stumbling around with no apparent pattern to their movements, although you can't help but notice that they never fall over and they never spill their drink.
And then they fucking hit you. And you go down. And there's no damn negotiation about it.
>>68707398
Topkek, just inject skepticism because it's the National Enquirer and let it blow over.
You're really bad at your job.
You can tell a mile away that he's just some sick fuck.
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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is there any proof?
What are some of your accounts?
>>68705697
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/708416054599544832
>>68707548
excuse me, i had a typo
#cruzsexscandal
happy now, faggot?
I WONT STOP BUMPING WILL YOU!?!?!?!?!
>>68707538
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>>68707531
Not to mention Tiger Woods was brought down by NE
>>68706686
National Enquirer exposed:
1987 - Gary Hart's affair w/model Donna Rice
1990s - Clinton - Lewinksy scandal
1996 - Bob Dole's mistress from 1968-1970
2001 - Jesse Jackson's illegitimate daughter with staffer Karin Stanford.
2003 - Rush Limbaugh - housekeeper provided Limbaugh with a steady stream of OxyContin to feed his painkiller addiction.
2007 - John Edwards affair with Rielle Hunter which produced a love child.
>>68706340
Do you mean it's a mistake to write that whole hashtag because it will be easier to see we are meme pushers on it?
Maga praise Kek cruz destroyed
REEEEEEEEE
>>68707671
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>>68707469
It's not like 3/4 anons on twitter right now have meme names, meme images, and meme language plastered all over that clearly screams 4CHAN!
>>68707584
What the fuck. Is that his daughter?
>>68707376
She left his campaign right after he announced he was running. Sounds pretty shady from that alone.
what is with the 4chan gold shit
>>68707731
yup
>>68706395
Your waifu had Cruz's balls slapping up against her. His musky sweat dripping onto her back. His breath gentle brushing her pubes away as he goes in to slurp up her delicious mulato roastie lips
>>68707469
>>68707322
>>68707300
>>68707280
>>68707256
>>68707221
>all these shills
This all but confirms the story.
>>68707760
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>>68707707
Fuck off shill.
>>68707760
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>>68707584
>Creepy Canada
Fucking nostalgia'd.
Also here is how the Enquirer works: they release part of what they have, wait for the cuck to deny it, then unleash more proof.
>>68706524
>>68707800
mine was more motivational than anything
damn nigga if i was married to an ugly bitch like el rato i'd probably cheat too
>>68707645
We're doing #scandal so more people will see it.
>>68706354
1,4, 5 have been on national television.
2 is likely the lawyer.
3. is the prostitute. Happy Hunting, /pol/!
>>68707800
>mfw shills don't realize their resistance only makes us stronger
>>68707822
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>>68707707
I've had it since 2012 you faglord.
>>68707584
hilarious that she's flicking her finger like one would if one were to flick a booger
>>68707760
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>>68707864
she's a lawyer?
we are looking for lawyer, hooker, teacher.
>>68707760
>He don't have a 4chan gold account
>>68707671
Probably ran the Lewinsky story but that was Drudges find.
>>68707845
>Also here is how the Enquirer works: they release part of what they have, wait for the cuck to deny it, then unleash more proof.
This is what I'm hearing.
At the moment I don't really believe it's true.
If they release more proof, then it would just cement "Lyin' Ted" into the minds of everyone.
Ted Cruz is going to fucking crash and burn after this. literally going to be Howard Dean, Budd Dwyer, and Bill Clinton rolled up into one.
Fine, Ted is a literal sex god and a pussy magnet. What of it? This will boost his numbers if anything.
>>68707584
Someone needs to make a gif of that finger flicking the girl does 4 seconds in.
>flick the booger
>>68707643
>https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/708416054599544832
what did he mean by this?
>>68707888
fuck, you paid that much?
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>>68707800
>shill
I'd rather this worked, but you guys are fucking it up. gg
>see this
>its about some shitty TV show
>>68707845
An Aussie... not shitposting... Mind broken!
Seriously though this anon gets it. They'll give Ted some rope to hang himself with.
We may be about to witness the biggest disaster in US political campaign history since the fall of Howard Dean.
TED CRUZ KNEW SINCE NOVEMBER 2015 THAT HIS CAMPAIGN WAS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE BY THE GRACE OF DONALD J. TRUMP AND KATRINA PIERSON.
#KEKED
>>68707671
Forced Charlie Sheen to rush out and confess to having AIDS to keep the Enquirer from breaking the story first.
>>68707979
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>>68707760
To many plebs on the board
Buy gold to get IRC links and see sensitive posts. Here is the IRC link.
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Cruz did it. Katrina will tell her tale.
This I meme to be true
>>68706354
4 is a teacher from Austin, TX from when cruz was there in office. Search popular public school and university websites for teachers.
>>68707864
she has a mic on it, its not her
>>68705697
>The National Enquirer
No offense, famodactyl, but tabloids post blatant lies all the time and get away with it because they're satire.
>>68707936
Shit card desu
>>68708020
He's running as a Conservative christian. His Iowa and Utah fanbase won't like it.
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
>Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
>Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
>Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
>Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
>Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
>Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT HEIDI CRUZ
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE RING?
>>68708112
PRAISE KEK
>>68707760
You're new here aren't you?
>>68707760
newfag
upgradefags ftw
>>68707552
kekled, good analogy
guys come on...
attacking someone's wife and then accusing him of being a cheater?
you guys have hit a new low.
If you have any dignity you'll stop this right now.
It's what Trump would want.
>>68708031
>https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/708416054599544832
probably the tape of Trump talking 'off the record'
>>68708020
This is true if he had Bill Clinton's or even Trump's voting base.
But Cruz is running off of zealous Christians who want to return Christian values to the white house. End abortion, end the gays, etc.
Cruz will lose his voter base to Kaisich if it's found out he's not a Christian man.
>>68708147
>Calls someone a sniveling coward
>Sounds like a sniveling coward
amazing
>>68708132
>>68708132
>mfw a Leaf shilled near me
>>68707643
Thanks Rick Wilson, but you're still a cuck
>>68708132
Who cares? Any dirt whatsoever sends him off message and all the biblecucks are going to have a fit.
>>68707760
Dude it's not that expensive, stop being a poor fucking cuck and just get Gold.
It's worth it just for the other boards it unlocks.
>>68708035
Kek poorfags in their favelas can't see this
>>68708031
I'm guessing the nothingburger story claiming that Trump for some impossible reason confides with the NY Times off-the-record that he doesn't really want to build a wall.
This is such a garbage thread, I'm going to bed and seeing if it blows over tomorrow as it likely will.
>>68708012
Gary Hart had a campaign that got derailed in a similar fashion. The best part is that this story is breaking after the establishment has any chance of putting up a new shill candidate.
Delegates are bound by state rules to vote for the candidate who won the primary in the first ballot. When Trump wins by a landslide, they'll have no way to fuck him out of the nomination.
Are you telling me Lyin' Ted fucked Hurricane Kathrina?
>>68706945
That's a lot of money for a shill
I SENT TO BOSTON GLOBE AND BOSTON HERALD
National Enquirer | Hottest Celebrity
>Check back often for the most up-to-the-second celebrity gossip, news and Hollywood happenings anywhere.
I was hoping /pol/ had more than this. but it might work
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I called nj news 12 and they are gonna do a story about it ITS ALL ORGE CRUZ LADDEH
KATRINA WORKED FOR TED
KATRINA WORKED FOR TED
>>68705697
Even if it doesn't work and it turns out to be fake, at least then a celebrity gossip mag will get sued out of existence. I really hate having to see that shit when I pay for food.
>>68708229
Thanks for your opinion, Reddit. You can leave now.
>>68708263
kek
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>>68708031
He meant that he is a bald autist.
>>68708062
We're commandeering it.
>>68708090
My faggot account just ended. Can someone tell me what this is?
>>68705697
How small is this nogs dick to be cucked by Ted Cruz. Like...is he rockin' a corn dog or something down there?
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>68708147
from several weeks ago, Cruz surrogate attacks Melania...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0&feature=youtu.be&t=249
Anyone have the YouTube for the Fox interview where some Cruz campaign bitch decides to make the candidates "first ladies" an explicit issue? At around 4:00 min in.
>>68707683
yes
you can just google these and see 4chan as the first posts many times. no one seems to catch on though
>>68708338
She was the first woman to get hired for sleeping with the competing head.
>>68708276
You are not supposed to talk about the secret boards.
The National Enquirer has to be rock solid to print something like this. Even as a celebrity tabloid their incurring enormousness liability if this is demonstrable false.
>>68708166
>>68708112
Oh shit
>>68707707
where is faq
>>68708229
piss on your honor
it is truth that must prevail
>>68708338
100% confirmed at this point
>>68708338
apparently this is them here:
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>>68707223
m a g a
>>68707552
Beautiful. I laughed heartily.
>>68708420
You just KNOW
>>68708229
you can't stump the trump
>>68708473
how the fuck does he even has it? you have to suck moot to get it, is hiro also accepting bjs?
>>68708577
dirty
>>68708420
It's 100% Katrina. There's no question. I'd like to hear her side of the story.
>>68706356
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>>68708477
AND LIES WITH OTHER WOMEN!
>>68708420
Not just that, guys look at the way she looks at him in all those photos...those loving eyes...hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Cruz absolutely btfo
Praise Kek
REEEEEEEE
Turboshilling confirms Ted's a perv. What happened to your subtlety applied memetics? I am disapoint. You know you're all about to be shitcanned right? To the frontline shitposters who make 9 dollars an hour. LEARN A TRADE! there will be lots of business when the God king rises and you won't have to feel like a filthy serpent.
I've been hearing these rumors for months, particularly that Ms. Pierson sleeps her way into positions. The author of this story isn't just picking random photos, these are real people with connections.
whats the most times uve masterbated in one day. srs replies only
>>68708671
She probably joined Trump's campaign on a personal vendetta against Cruz.
>>68708560
ADULTERIN' TED
>>68706423
Thanks for IRC
Posting best meme magic pictures now
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>>68708782
12
Not even kidding
>>68708147
Sez the leaf.
>>68708229
Not to say he started it but Cruz started it.
>>68708745
Plus I am pretty sure with how shitty the pictures were done if this story is untrue, they could easily sue.
>>68707300
Published by National Inquirer. Lol. It's true or they would get sued. Sorry your hero is a fucking manwhore!
things are going pretty well lads
>>68708730
RATS ON A SINKING SHIP
Has everyone submitted this to their local newspapers?
>>68705697
Guess we found out where his wife's depression comes from. Ratface was nibbling the cheese from other pantries...
You guys' logic doesn't really make a lot of sense. Advocating skepticism doesn't make us shills, it makes us rational.
Get out sensationalist-fags, you're ruining this country.
>>68708730
wat?
>>68708833
with or without drugs?
>>68708730
hey stupid we make memes 100% out of pocket expenses. this is our form of entertainment.
The fuck are you here for?
Applied Memetics employing all possible assets to derail source thread.
The same source that broke the Edwards affair.
The same source that broke Tiger Woods mistresses before his wife knew.
The same source that broke Jesse Jacksons love child.
The same source the broke Rush Limbaughs painkiller addiction.
The same source the broke Dog the Bounty Hunters racist phone call
The same source that broke Mel Gibsons divorce and rants.
The same source that broke Billy Joel's divorce.
The same source that broke that Micheal Jackson had 6 months to live.
busTED
>>68708833
Low energy. Try 17.
>>68708833
what did the 12th nut feel like. it had to feel mind blowinginly amazing
>>68708782
Great attempt at derailing but you never had a chance.
If you're not on IRC GET IN HERE FAGGOTS:
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>>68708318
Get off this board.
for all the newfags
We are almost to 500 tweets with the hashtag.
Everyone post at least 10 tweets with the hashtag, alongside other trending hashtags.
10 people with 10 tweets each = 100 tweets
There are more than 1000 /pol/ affiliated memetic accounts. We are not using our full potential
>>68708901
Get out shill
>>68707300
Stop being jelly roofucker. U jus mad you didn't think of it first.
>>68708939
THIS IS NUTS
The plan was to get Cruz enough votes to get to a contested convention then throw Cruz under the bus with the cheating scandal. Then elect whoever they want
>>68708801
No telling. Maybe Lyin' Ted wronged her somehow. Maybe he told her something that freaked her out. Maybe it got weird and creepy.
There's no telling. Hurricane Katrina is an outspoken, strong woman. I'm going to bet that she has something to say.
>tfw all your waifus will be found to have banged cruz
Andrea Tantaros WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>68706686
Nicole Petallides
PURPLE DRESS
Even if it's true, wouldn't this make Trump look bad that his spokeswoman is a home wrecker?
Maybe someone should get a copy of this Enquirer so we have better quality images to work with.
>>68708229
>If you have any dignity
where the fuck do you think you are m8?!?
LEVEL TWO =
SEARCH #iamheidi
REPLY TO POSTS WITH
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
and
#CruzSexScandal
>>68706198
rato bringin sexy back
ANY REDDIT FAGS IN HERE WHO HATE CRUZ?
WE NEED THIS TRENDING IN REDDIT AS WELL.....
>>68708569
>different color shirt
>>68708506
sure!
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>>68708901
kek and you faggots underestimate the power of the memes praise lord kek
REEEEEEEE
Cruz campaign crashing no survivors
Hey guys get on this channel to see our plan for taking down cruz:
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>>68709116
Looks like there's a mic on that pic, however the article shows a clean collar
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/713140298969251840
I'm late to the ride, I assume this was posted in an earlier thread
>>68709004
Don't fucking tell them you idiot WTF
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>>68709015
Bump
>>68709069
GEEZ OH MAN
>>68708819
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>>68708819
The meme was always using the Gold Account for images, not the comments. It wouldn't even be possible to censor comments like that.
Shills need to lurk more.
>>68709120
#CruzSexScandal is here to stay
>>68708933
Why would you need drugs to masterbate that much? The only thing that stops me from doing it more was the friction burns.
Are you low test?
>>68708229
To make America great one must root out the cancer of political correctness this is just one step towards greatness.
>>68709039
>>68709000
How about you get out for being a fucking rumor-perpetuating fag. I am not a shill, I'm a fucking Democrat. Like I said, I'm merely advocating rationality, I apologize for offending the hivemind.
>>68706792
Grow a pair Polack
>>68708939
this is all from the same guy? man teds FUCKED
>>68709219
The enquirer discolored the shirt to discourage reverse image searching algorithms
c'mon, try harder idiot
>>68709268
Are you really him!?!?
>>68708606
Aww, I came to post that.
>>68708965
as you go on, they get less and less exciting
the best is when you edge for like 10 hours and then finally finish while on some kind of drugs
>>68709307
>Hurrr how are websites parsed
>>68705697
include #scandal which is already trending #1 to get normalfags
>>68709120
It would but it would hurt Cruz more.
>>68709340
kek fuck off reddit
>>68709228
hail kek
NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS TRENDING
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>>68707300
Trump had nothing to do with this. If its not true (it is) than it was just his support who got caught up in the story. You shill for sheckels we shill for Trump for free
>>68709219
photoshop
see attached
>>68709410
Excess fapping is for degenerates.
>>6870934
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>>68709340
>Democrat
>Advocates Rationality
Kek
>>68709340
It's the same journalist who exposed John Edwards for having and affair and ended his political career. You don't dismiss these stories without taking them seriously and investigating further.
>>68709512
>we shill for Trump for free
correction we shill to Make America Great Again
>>68709379
>magically discolored the shirt
>didn't discolor anything else
>still thinking it's Katrina
>still thinking this is a real story
wew lad
did you also hear that Kanye West is getting a sex change?
>>68709004
Well... here comes the flood of plebs.
IRC link
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>>68709340
>I'm not a shill
>I'm a democrat
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER
>>68709646
You're one stupid motherfucker, aren't you?
Remember The National Enquirer took down John Edwards. They polygraphed everyone involved before running the story. That’s standard for them. We shall see how this plays out.
>>68709646
you can't stop it shill give up
>>68709564
indeed.
but on the other hand, itmakes your penis feel bretty good 2bh famalam.
Why aren't we getting on #cruz as well?
>>68709219
What is color balance?
>>68706708
it'd be a real shame if something happened to your office building in arlington...
>>68709440
The gold account thing was always about images. If you don't know that, you first came to 4chan in the last 6 months or so.
>>68709646
she's wearing the same earrings, dummy
>>68707707
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>>68709632
And sensationalizing the stories beyond reason and running a Twitter campaign advertising it doesn't sound like
>taking them seriously and investigating further
to me.
>>68709650
I meant a Republican shill, I actually want Trump to win the primary so he can get destroyed in the general.
>>68707817
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>>68709103
She supported him during his 2012 senate run. Then in 2014 Cruz wouldn't endorse her while she was running for the house.
>>68709646
>thinking anyone is this dumb
Wew lad. I guess two different people had hair out of place in the exact same spots on the exact same sides of their head?
lol come on. You're either a shill or incredibly stupid.
>>68709322
>not having a burn-proof penis
Beta.
>>68709477
>>68709607
>>68709632
>>68709650
>there is no escape from here
>>68709806
Let's do that.
>>68709854
[gold] Fuck off, Reddit. [/gold]
>>68709381
I wish. I'd be funposting with a much higher shelf liquor.
Also, I just realized: "spill the beans on your wife!" That was a deliberate linguistic ambiguity. Everybody, Cruz included, read it as "I know something about your wife and I will reveal it." Cruz responded with a hostile defense of his wife, even though nothing had happened yet. Ted Cruz, the loyal husband. Ted Cruz, the valiant defender. Ted Cruz, on the moral high ground.
Oops. Trap set.
"Spill the beans on your wife" was never about Ted's wife; it was a threat to reveal a truth TO Ted's wife. And this is it. Trump knew all along. He held the main character in this close to him. He set Ted up, and with one quick leak to the Enquirer, he's knocking him down.
You can't stump the Trump.
we really should be using #cruz as well
If Trump tweets this, there is no way the MSM could remain silent.
NEW BREAD WHEN?
FUCK THE SHILLS
KEEP THIS THING GOING
NEW BREAD NOW
>>68708782
13 times when i was on acid. i cummed a little blood on the 13th time to be honest with you family
>>68709976
Gold account trolling used to be funny.
NEW THREAD>>>
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>NEW THREAD>>>
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NEW THREAD>>>
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>>68709976
you stupid mofo, forget the gold code? Go back to the gold account home page and memorize it all again you dumb fuck. what if that was something important in there?
>>68709210
This is why we need to stop shitting on our reddit our out reach program.
They can be our useful idiots.
>>68709900
questions deserve answers and this is a presidential campaign any question asked regardless of it's legitimacy needs an answer.
>>68709900
I sincerely hope you enjoy an even greater republican congress, more republican governors, a republican president, and a republican supreme court, because that's the future champ.
And even if he does a shit job we'll still control the supreme court for 50 years.
Enjoy your mayors faggot :^)
>>68709854
I've been stuck in this dump since 2008, nigga.
>LYIN' TED'S O-FACE INVOLVES SNOT ROCKETS SHOOTING ACROSS THE ROOM
>>68709340
>shilling this hard
>you've already lost
GET BACK IN THE TRUMP GEN, THE BERNKEKS STOLE OUR LOGO
>>68709891
>>68709891
>>68709891
>>68707599
Make it rain
>>68708901
I would advocate pulling your head from out your posterior .
>>68708901
Spoiler alert, stock photos
>>68710106
Christ.
Ejaculating blood while on LSD must be an interesting experience.
>>68710357
ANEW THREd
New thread?
>>68709983
Heidi knows Ted's a cheater. She snapped on August 22, 2005 and the cops deemed her a danger to herself. The Pierson thing must have happened much later but it's not unlikely that there were plenty of others back before the official breakdown. Katrina thing was probably closer to 2011-2013. Trump's a fucking god though.
>>68710349
i was too out of it to care much. my tummy hurt p bad for the rest of the day though
>>68710357
>>68710357
>>68710357
NEW THREAD
KEEP IT GOING
>>68708229
there is too much on the line for us to take the high road
>>68705838
This is the picture they use.
>BE FBI
>post hashtag
>le trending guize!
>search twitter for hashtag
>identify /pol/ tards
You people are stupid.
>>68710419
Globalist shill or not, I feel kind of bad for Heidi tbqh desu family. She must be dead inside knowing her husband has been fucking call girls and political consultants for the better part of a decade.
>>68710652
NSA keeps a database off all our IPs. It doesn't matter if the FBI/NSA knows who you are as long as you don't do anything wrong.
>>68706708
Oh shit guys, we have a real political player here. He has 4K and everything. We should all just quit and let him do his thing.
mfw
>>68710652
oh god not our precious animetar twitter accts
we're ruined
>>68710702
>yet she still stays with him for the money
women desu
>>68709806
Yeah seriously THIS everyone hip in #cruz as well its trending
>>68710652
>(((Tavi)))
Is that coincidence detector you've got running?
>>68710652
Oh fuck.
They know I post on a Tibeten Haiku forum.
>>68710573
Nice find anon
>>68705697
I bet this whole thing would just blow over if Ted just dismissed and denied the claims rather than act angry and call Trump out. Theres absolutely no 'proof' of this affair
