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Alright Lads Make sure you spread the HashTag #CruzSexScandal on twitter.
El Rato Cruz is going down. Below is all of the information from the previous thread!
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!
News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.
MAKE THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> Spread it to these sites as Well:
Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
So when will Cruz deny this?
We need to expand on multiple fronts.
Hit Cruz's main account and tweets with comments about how dare he do this and etc.
Make sure to tag #Cruz as well.
And also start going after his Facebook and commenting about this, link comment for likes.
AWOO?
CRUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMISSLLLESSSSs
HAvE LossfsTTTT tARRRRRRgggeEEEEEEEEEet
>>68710471
Right before the end.
>>68710357
El Rato Cruz is FINISHED!
MEME
A
G
I
C
Here to say that you're all fags and sensationalism is the scourge of American media today.
>when Katrina makes the claim that Cruz raped her, and the opponents are forced into the decision of sticking by their controlled opposition and being rape deniers or abandon ship
PLEASE TELL ME ITS WORKING
>>68710357
What did he mean by this?
>>68710357
# 1 confirmed for Katrina :^(
KEEP PUSHING
>>68709983
Trump has been planning this for years. He is literally 10 steps ahead of every one else.
You notice the only thing lyin' Ted has been doing is REACTING to Trump's moves?
If all you can do is react you've already lost. The last interview I saw with lyin' Ted on Fox Business all he did was whine in his high pitched nasally voice about Trump for 8 straight minutes.
Trump is the greatest political mind of our time and perhaps of all time. He is fucking Michelangelo and this is his sistine chapel.
Watch and revel in his mastery boys, this is once in a lifetime stuff happening.
We are witnessing the master of the art of the deal.
>>68710578
Bernie people phone bank. This is what we do.
>Implying stuff like this will stick to Teflon Ted
With Gawker just winning a $100M lawsuit (damages another $15M?) no way Enquirer runs this without knowing they can defend it. They also were admitted as a qualifier for investigative journalism in 2011 for the Pulitzer Prize following the Jonathon Edwards saga. You remember how vehemently the left and the press declared it wasn’t possible. Add to that Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin scandal, Jesse Jackson’s love child, Cosby’s scandal and Steve Job’s cancer – and it’s actually harder to believe that this ISN’T true.
>>68710552
This is the picture. Use this one.
>>68710614
it's a double entendre
>>68710589
This is their last chance kasich can't do it alone.
BAH GAWD
TED CRUZ BROKE HEIDI IN HALF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34vV08_mamM
>>68710614
Based Scott Adams!
>>68710357
>#CruzSexScandal
HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES
twitter filters the word sex you need something else
>>68710357
#BusTED #CruzSexScandal #WifeNotGoodEnough
>>68710673
Nevermind this one is better
>>68710626
>>68710357
Don't call them sluts. Call them victims. After all, Katrina is one of them.
CMON EVERYONE KEEP IT UP PLEASE
>>68710673
no it's not, earrings are wrong
>>68710790
You need to tag #Scandal and #CruzSexScandal together.
>>68710419
Globalist shill or not, I feel kind of bad for Heidi t.bh famibly. She must be dead inside knowing her husband has been fucking call girls and political consultants for the better part of a decade.
>>68710578
I DONATED 10000$ MY WIFES SON ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND WHO IS GOING TO MATCH ME? COME ON ANON LETS PHONE BANK
>>68710578
Consider suicide
>>68710673
Yep
See: >>68710626
This thread cannot die.
>>68710552
isn't that trumps media spokesperson?
Tweet this to James Woods, he's crazy enough to retweet it. If he does it's over.
>>68710891
Like she's not sucking Goldman cocks from the corner office daily.
I'm still having trouble believing this is real.
Ted Cruz is a lying asshole, but I still never expected this.
The only reason I believe it's credible is because they also broke the Edwards story and other thing.
I assume they're waiting for Cruz to deny it before they release more information.
>>68710661
I don't know whether to be happy that I am witnessing history or sad that I'll never see something like this again.
I sent to boston globe and boston herald.
LOOK
>>68710890
why does he always look like he's in pain?
Ted couldn't contain his cruz missiles
>>68710719
any info on the location? was she going to jump off a bridge or something?
Take my energy
Guess how mad Glenn Beck is going to be in the morning.
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
Start using #Scandal as well- the TV show is on and is trending on Twitter. We can hijack it.
>>68710975
Why do you think hired her....LOL must have been really hard for Cruz to not loose his shit...
>>68710626
this is the correct picture
>>68710673
this is the wrong picture
>>68710419
Heidi knows to at least some extent, but what she does and does not know is almost irrelevant. The important thing was setting Ted up in the public eye.
1. Labeled him "Lyin' Ted"
2. Provoked him into a position of vulnerability.
3. Revealed the lie.
4. The original "Lyin' Ted" is cemented and made indisputable among the public at large.
>>68710661
He really has. Absolute G E N I U S
We should be trending in the US very soon!
THIS IS THE PICTURE TO USE
IT'S AN ANIMATED GIF
>>68711161
>HE HOLDS THE *DICK HIGH
>THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>68710357
>national inquirer
>sage
Ted has always reminded me of that creepy pastor who got caught banging multiple wives in his church.
What's this?
>>68711225
Oh shit!
NOICE
>>68711171
have there been any interactions between Cruz as candidate and Katrina as spokesperson?
Someone should compile everyhting Katrina's said about Cruz and look for clues.
HE HOLDS HIS COCK HIGH, AND THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND LIES
>>68711286
Who the hell is that?
Which number is that slut? Doesn't look like any on the photo no?
>>68710578
ARE YOU SERIOUS!
IT'S 2016!
>>68710790
#PleasureCruz suggested on another thread
ANIMATED GIF of
Amanda Carpenter is the conservative activist, CNN contributor, and writer for Mark Levin and the Conservative Review who recently published a “BLACKLIST” targeting anyone who supports Ted Cruz’s primary opponent, Donald Trump.
>>68710495
No m8. This just for #CruzSexScandal and #CruzMistresses.
>>68711225
>pray for nigeria
What happened? Let me guess: some violent brown people killed other, also violent, brown people
>>68711225
doesn't twitter filter the word sex out?
>>68711286
>>68711286
>>68711286
>>68711286
#3
>#3
#3
>#3
#3
>#3
#3
>>68711225
>#prayfornigeria
Why? They knew what they were getting themselves into just by living there. It's like saying pray for Turkey, well no because that would mean everyone would be on their knees 24/7
>DONT VOTE FOR TRUMP is trending
>#cruzsexscandal is not
>>68711403
#BedScrews
>>68711425
Try adding #CruzMistresses.
>>68711286
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>>68711161
AND HE LIES
RATTED
What's even happening at this point? I see the Twitter hashtag but is that seriously going to be the extent of our involvement. I think even the Enquirer has more clout than a bunch of idiots on Twitter.
>>68711286
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>>68710357
PERISH THE THOUGHT, CHILDREN
WHAT DOES ONE DO WITH TOOLS
Rato is banging Trump's spokesperson?
what the fuck is going on
>>68711425
That would be really shitty news...
#TedScruz
credit to scott adams
>>68711128
>
CFR hand up his ass, sockpuppeting his every move.
4 is a teacher from Austin, TX from when cruz was there in office. Search popular public school and university websites for teachers.
>4 is a teacher from Austin, TX from when cruz was there in office. Search popular public school and university websites for teachers.
>>68711536
No, she must have slept with him sometime between 2010 and around 2013 or so. She's on board to crash him.
>>68711246
>HE HOLDS THE DICK HIGH
>THEN HE PUTS IT IN
FTFY
doing god's work anons
>>68710995
Woods supports Cruz though.
>>68710357
You've all done the country a mighty fine service. We're proud to have you fighting for freedom. Let's make america great again
#CruzSexScandal
#MAGA
Is anyone using Twitter to ask them? Just ask in whatever tweet they did that is the newest
>>68710357
why have we not noticed this was released in march 15th 2016 . . . it states the very things of this leak. .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
they mention candy wrappers. . .
>>68711161
AND LIES (WITH OTHER WOMEN)
How's my pizza order?
>>68710357
We need to come at this from 3 angles to be most damaging:
>liar
>misogynist
>fake Christian
TWEET THIS AT MILO
@Nero
>@Nero
@Nero
>@Nero
And
@BenShapiro
>@BenShapiro
@BenShapiro
>@BenShapiro
>>68711388
quality
>>68710626
Send this to Trump and other media.
>>68711807
they'll probably spit in your food.
>>68711732
the mason sippers that made this video are probably tabloid makers
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68711807
No drinks?
>>68711807
The only people who deliver my Dominos are Muzzies so I would not do that
>>68711807
enjoy having the mexican employees spit and cum in your pizza
So he really is Latino. My nigga
>>68711807
I hope you enjoy spit, semen, and pubic hair on your Pizza...
>>68711126
How is life this funny? Is this simulation ripping itself apart?
>>68711919
Drink water you fucking savage.
>>68711807
>white sauce
I would love you, if it wasn't domino's
>Cruz has sex with more women than you
>>68711639
Wikipedia: "From 2004 to 2009, Cruz was also an adjunct professor of law at the University of Texas School of Law in Austin, where he taught U.S. Supreme Court litigation."
If it helps at all for the random people jumping in.
>>68711639
http://www.texastribune.org/tribpedia/ted-cruz/about/
>Between 2004 and 2009, Cruz was also an adjunct professor at the University of Texas at Austin School of Law,
>>68711605
By far the best hashtag I've seen on this.
Short, sharp, and will latch on because of the obvious play on his name.
So #2 clearly has the background cropped out, be aware the actual picture will have a different background.
>>68711807
didn't actually send the message/10
Can I be of assistance?
>>68712049
What did you expect? He's a presidential candidate, that's more than you'll ever achieve in your life.
>>68712049
But he had to pay them so it doesn't count
>>68711425
SOMEONE NEEDS TO CONFIRM OR DENY THIS, WE MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE THE HASHTAG QUICKLY BEFORE IT LOSES MOMENTUM!
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THING TRENDING?
Roger Stone has had this for awhile.
>>68712070
Holy shit, we hiveminded. Nice.
>>68711497
Drudge will pick this up
>>68712018
Actually dominos really stepped up their game. It's edible now and not that bad. Plus they deliver super fast when everywhere else takes an hour.
>>68712059
So #4 is a University of Texas Professor.
Time to dig.
>>68712113
WHO IS THIS TRIPFAG
>>68711091
We will tell the stories to our sons and daughters. We witnessed and were a part of true greatness.
>>68711188
Heil digits. I'm glad I could be here to witness this with you lads. It has innervated me in my personal life as well.
This whole thing rather reminds me of Caeser's campaign against the Gaul's. As they united too late to repel the Roman conquest, so too did the Republicuck party unite too late to defeat Trump.
All that is left is Vercingetorix and we know his fate.
>bye bye Rato
You are pathetic for pushing this libelous article of fiction.
Another fiction is found in your bloated delusions of self importance.
None of you matter.
You people are not political players.
For every tweet with your hashtag, I tweet #iamheidi 400 times with bot accounts we have purchased.
Your efforts are essentially futile.
You alt-righters need to understand ...
You will never amount to anything. You people will never be political players.
>>68712049
Just gotta get gud at BS
>>68711857
Ben is a cruz guy, he will spin this to make us look like assholes.
CNN Nigger host just said that Trump's wife looked like a man.
Fuck, liberals are fucking disgusting hypocritical pieces of shit.
>"TRUMP NEEDS TO STOP HE HATES WOMEN! HE IS A MISOGYNIST!"
>"HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!"
>"THAT'S RIGHT AND TRUMP IS A BIGOT!"
>>68711990
hehe
>>68712070
>>68712059
https://law.utexas.edu/faculty/profiles/
You virgin animewankers are just jealous. That's all.
>>68710790
#CheaTED
>>68712113
write articles go go go!
>>68712233
Hi, Dan.
>>68712275
Hi, Rick.
#candywrappers
released march 15th 2016 . . . .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
>>68712148
Why are you guys retarded?
>>68712233
yeah but I do have a plateful of hotwings, and orange Fanta, and a book by Toni Morrison
what do you have?
>>68712113
Pol exposes shillary article fag?
Swiss bro was just here >>68709672
maybe we should pull a blue bros and get the band back together
>>68712070
could be a public school, there's also a community college there in austin.
>>68711145
She was sitting on the highway with her hands covering her head when a cop spotted her.
>>68712209
Tripfag from Hillary threads
>>68712284
I don't think twitter recognizes letter case
so it would look like #cheated
>>68712233
>words
If only Donald could parlay this into getting the Mormon Church to dissolve over this too somehow but I fear not even he wields that great of power.
>Trump retweeted an Alex Jones video
Holy shit
Wow great Drumpfkins made it trend on Twitter, now cut the crap and stop, I dont wanna wake up to CRUZ SCANDAL GENERAL threads every day, its a non story, leave the man alone, now.
>>68712253
We always win because we play to win. Watch Trump lose, and stream yourself crying in anger for me please.
>>68712233
OH SHIT THEY ARE BACK
>>68712335
It may be possible that they filter "sex" from the trending page.
>>68712209
Helped break the Shillary email story, Rubio's voter fraud in Iowa and Minnesota and helped go through the Shillary email dump.
Keep it going
make a fucking twitter account if you don't have one
this is gonna be huge
"We need leaders who will stand unapologetically in defense of marriage." Ted Cruz
>>68712397
no.
:^)
>>68712070
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT GO THERE TED
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LEAVE MELANIA ALONE
YOU FUCKING GOOFED YOUR LIFE UP
>>68712148
Yeah we need to officially go to either #tedscruz or #crzscandal we need to drop the word sex
>>68712233
Your sweet delicious teardrops & flopsweat of desperation is my beverage of choice.
>>68710614
A vague statement, where if more information becomes available and its 60/40 chance of the scandal sticking, he'll make a post talking about how Trump utilized sleeper persuasion in his tweeter post, and reaped the benefits a little early, and how this issue is going to secretly haunt Cruz every second of the day, tarnishing his image in the sub conscience in every voter, while making Trump look like a saint for keeping the secret for so long out of respect and honor.
Then he'll get to the real point of his post and shill his product to us once more slowly lowering our barriers towards spending money on his idiotic books by making himself look like a genius.
SHE HAS TAKEN THE RATO SEED
SHE IS OWNED BY THE BIG RATO PENIS
>>68712414
Wow. Canadians are shit-eating hypocrites.
I shouldn't be surprised, should I?
>>68711225
Now it is completely gone all of the sudden? What the fuck?
>>68712288
Centralized data dump? Thread is moving to fast for me to nab everything in time.
>>68712392
AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>68712513
I vote #tedscruz
>>68712428
Just go to the trending page and check.
>>68710357
if I'm a jobless college loser would Trump hate me?
I-I have an interview tomorrow
>>68712559
PLAY
TO
WIN
>>68710357
Only niggers use twitter. Who are you trying to reach?
Scott Adams gets in on the action
>>68712596
Second
#TedScruz
>>68712575
just nab what we have
whats important is exposure and impact, not facts
>>68712655
Holy fuck
>>68711145
The area has an underpass
>https://www.google.com/maps/@30.2863052,-97.7631193,3a,75y,281.76h,74.79t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szmoggF50d1bjDBTpEUg3qw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
She was probably sitting in the grass around here by the highway. THis onramp is the North MoPac entrance fom enfield - it enters into N mopac.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/West+Enfield+Park/@30.2857851,-97.7640426,18.25z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x8644b55d4804e4c9:0xa025d6db6b091fd7
Rough location
>>68712651
wew lad, another shill
Hi Dan! Hi Rick!
>>68712651
Niggers I guess you fucking faggot
>>68710790
#pleasureCruz
Don't know shit about Twitter, but.
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>>68712655
somebody needs to photoshop a MAGA hat onto that man
>>68712510
The story was going to drop anyway. I think this legitimately pissed Trump off. He had to retaliate if for no other reason than to warn Hillary that he will not play the attack by proxy bullshit
>>68712574
THEY KNOW
SWITCH TACTICS
>>68712655
Scott bringing the bantz.
>>68712760
#TedScruz is better
>>68711485
>https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>>68711286
The Austin area code is 512
>>68712655
It's happening.
An FYI. Don't make tweets with multiple hashtags. Tweets with more than one hashtag will not count towards the trending algorithm. Whatever hashtag has been settled on, just use that hashtag.
>>68710900
What a shit sandwich. How about adding some real meat? Or are you too much of a faggot vegan?
>>68711228
Good work anon!!
>>68712783
So was his "disavowal of Trump" just a god-tier shitpost?
>>68712608
>>68712608
>>68712608
nice gif
>>68712655
>Implying Scott is not on this thread
>>68712650
>You can't even vote.gif
This is retarded. Trump cheated on his ex wife as well probably cheats on this one too. People will turn it around on him you fucking imbeciles.
>>68712807
Agreed
>>68712655
Good recent post
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/141605245101/whos-afraid-of-donald-trump
BASED DILBERT MAN IS RIGHT
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
what did trump mean when he said i will spill the beans on your wife. this whole trump cruz wife thing is confusing me
>>68711403
Kek'd at that pic.
>>68712760
Or combine #cruzsexscandal with #scandal, which is all ready a popular trend.
#cruzscandal is also an option.
>>68712835
If that's the case we need to do #scandal
>>68712932
Nice try niggercruz
>>68712888
Obviously.
We've been saying this for weeks
Don't you guys actually read him? He's consistently defending Trump
>>68712291
Televangelist type Mormon Savior BusTED
(theme)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
And Glenn Beck cries
>>68712985
What about what Scott said. #TedScruz.
Amanda Carpenter stopped tweeting and hasnt tweeted since Drumpfkins started sending her this, congrats Drumpfkins, you bullied another woman into silence, are you proud? Idiots.
>>68712932
this is about Ted
We have to go all in on a new hashtag and keep the momentum. #TEDSCRUZ
>>68712932
Trump isn't a die-hard right-wing Christian fundamentalist
>>68711091
Don't be sad that there will never be another Trump. We have the power to raise a new generation of children that become mini-Trumps.
>>68712688
Checked.
Problem is that the Enquirer is the rag that's basically the US version of the Sun. It's not taken seriously. I need a more convincing source to open the article with, even if it's the evidence the Enquirer cites.
Can you guys imagine whats going to happen to Hillary clinton vs donald trump debate?
>>68713080
The guy who wrote it is the same guy who busted Edwards
>>68712945
>write for a living
>don't understand the difference between past and passed
>it gets by the editor too
Modern journalism, everyone.
>>68713052
#TedScruz lads c'mon
This kind of feels like finding ut your ex in high school had been fucking all of the male cheerleaders. I don't even have any emotional connections with Katrina beside admiration of fascination, but I'm kind of heart broken.
There are so many big time players in this thread right now.
It may seem like its only edgy neckbeards, but theres really quite a few media personnel floating around in here, a few campaign reps, and various other connected individuals.
I'm interested to see what first light brings. The rumor mill in the beltway will be good tomorrow.
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED ON BREITBART
MILO TALKED ABOUT IT A WHILE AGO
>>68712898
Don't have to, did my part here with Trudeau. Clinton is gonna win in America, and you are actually retarded if you think otherwise. We have too much shit on trump. We can play any card we want, Racism, Sexism, Bigottry, anything really. People already hate him so much, all we have to do is fan the flames and hes finished.
>>68710578
Hi Lyin' Ted
>>68710614
wew lad
TWITTER FILTERS SEX.
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>>68711807
That could be the path to shekels. Lawsuit over spit and cum=dominos silence money.
>>68712655
Adams thinks it has traction
>>68712945
>Rosenberg
>Oy vey, goyim! Don't be a bunch of racist, xenophobic assholes! There is no terrorism problem in Europe!
Can we not be right, for once?
>>68713080
While it may not be taken seriously, wasn't this the same company (and same writer) who exposed john edwards for slingin' his dick around?
That has to count for something.
Could someone elaborate on how Twitter works? How much power does followers give, for example if someone with 3 followers vs 3 million followers - does the inherent value of the followers make his tweet more valuable or just the potential to retweet it? If I made a bunch of twitters set up under a proxy, does it matter if I have more thousands of followers per Twitter?
#TedScruz
>#TedScruz
#TedScruz
>#TedScruz
#TedScruz
>#TedScruz
>>68712966
>what did trump mean when he said i will spill the beans on your wife. this whole trump cruz wife thing is confusing me
He meant the Globalism ties and Goldman Sachs ties
"Spill the beans", though, as Adam Scott points out, as sexual innuendo connotations. I don't think Trump knew about any sex scandal, though.
But...maybe that's what the whole "LYIN TED" has been building up to!? He lied by CHEATING on his wife?
"Lyin' Ted" might evolve to "Cheatin' Ted"
>>68712945
>Rosenberg
>>68713040
I might be retarded, but I do not understand this one.
>>68711416
Googled --
https://www.romper.com/p/what-happened-in-nigeria-the-country-has-been-hit-with-recent-terror-attacks-7744
The world is still grieving over the terror attacks that occurred in Brussels on Tuesday, but sadly, the events in Brussels weren't the only recent acts of terrorism to claim innocent lives. As the viral hashtag #PrayForNigeria began trending on Twitter Thursday, many are now wondering what happened in Nigeria, and why it's in the topic of conversation once again.
As reported in The New York Times, two female suicide bombers detonated explosives last Wednesday at a mosque in Maiduguri, located in northeastern Nigeria. The bombings killed 25 and wounded at least 18. According to the AFP, there was "no immediate claim of responsibility" for the attacks, but it "bore all the hallmarks" of Boko Haram, the Islamic State affiliate that has been terrorizing Nigeria for several years now. Boko Haram was widely covered in the Western media in 2014 after the group kidnapped 219 schoolgirls.
>>68713111
No much, the Hillary campaign is just a large pump and dump pyramid scam.
>>68713127
I seriously doubt it. It's /pol/ regulars and the usual shills.
>>68713247
>Ted scruz
>Ted screws
>>68713247
To screw i.e. to fuck
>>68713247
Screws.
>>68713127
>mfw I end up shitposting to Ted Cruz himself
>>68713146
HOLY FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED
BREITBART WAS GOING TO POST A FUCKING CRUZ SCANDAL STORY FUCKING WEEKS AGO
>>68713133
Ha ha ha you photoshopped a MAGA hat on him, hilarious!! 4chan, how do they come up with these memes?!
SEX is censored on twitter. It can't trend.
I wasn't going to spill the beans but this was pathetic to see.
>>68713247
Ted Screws
>>68711974
Welcome to the real world.
>>68712138
At least if you don't try you can't fail as hard as Jeb
https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU
>>68713273
Med pack ain't wrong, Hillary probably knows she can't win but she can make a fuck ton of money trying.
That's all the clinton's care about anyways, they've had their fun in the white house.
With Cruz you lose!
>>68713158
>We can play any card we want, Racism, Sexism, Bigottry, anything really.
You played all of those cards already you faggot-leaf.
Your country is my country's hat.
>>68713311
Shoahpiro probably shut him down
>>68713120
>>68713202
It's true, but I can't just say "GUY FROM ENQUIRER POSTS PICTURES OF PIERSON, CRUZ IS A CHEATER"
What sources did he use? Does anyone have a copy of the article?
>>68710357
So... had we darted the dirty war?
>>68713080
dont worry about reliable sources, get the fucking word out
>>68713191
His predictions are right exactly 50% of the time, so there's hope.
>>68711126
WEW
FUCKING
LAD
>>68713247
>Scruz
>Screws, as in fucks
>rhymes with Cruz
Stop sucking Ahmed's dick for a second and focus, Sweden.
>>68713311
Maybe this is why the LibertarianBlue Allum Bokhari was silenced.
>>68710357
>#CruzSexScandal
You can't get something with Sex in the title to trend, you retard
>>68713254
Nigeria needs to fucking get over itself.
>>68713311
SHAPIROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68713288
>>68713296
>>68713299
don't like this one; too easy to ignore
>>68713236
>Cheatin' Ted
>Cheated Ben Carson and Trump already
Pic related.
My OC Contribution
>>68711161
HE PUTS HIS DICK UP
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
AND LIIIIIIES WITH OTHER WOMEN
Have you guys seen this yet? Nothing about it on Twitter, but her IG is down.
>>68712253
Don Lemon? I'm guessing. He's gay, so what would he know.
Yall it's gotta be Ted cruz we are losing we are unorganized and need to come together to get this thing going, just like the old days of 4chan badassery.
#Tedscruz let's do this
>>68713080
>>68713404
Do you really pronounce Cruz as Crews?
>>68713311
Shapiro put the kibosh on that and Bokhari basically just shitposted ponies in protest, but he couldn't do anything else because Shapiro still worked at BB at the time.
>>68713356
Nah, you are our pants. And we will keep playing them.
Resistance is futile.
Holy shit National Enquirer just started trending
It's on the top 10 now
>>68711388
Can we get one like this for Katrina?
so is this real or something we made up?
if it is made up this will blow up in Trump's face
spreading this screenshot as much as possible. you faggots arent gonna get away with blatant falsehoods.
>>68712271
Looks like the closest match rhymes with Genise Dilman who unsurprisingly started wiring there when Cruz did...2007...I'm not saying it's het but someone should contact a professor there and find out if they knew each other.
>>68713446
10/10 MAKE IT VIRAL
>>68713545
John Edwards says hi
you fucking idiots should have known that the word sex would get filtered out of trends
>>68713422
#Scandal #CruzBusTED
Scandal is non specific, trends often, and will drive traffic to the other hashtag.
>>68713446
Mother fucker I love you. Thank you for the dank meme
>>68713497
How did you think it was pronounced?
>>68710790
#TedIsScruzed
>>68713371
Probably the first snowball to get things rolling. Once it gains traction shit will be leaked then bam
>>68713515
Welcome to an hour ago, grampa
>>68713553
hahahaha
>>68711487
BusTED
CheaTED
>>68713236
>spill the beans has sexual connotations
what kind of sex are you having?
>>68713545
We're in the age of meme magic.
We will make it real.
All of this makes perfect sense, the puzzle pieces fall into place. There were already rumors of him and Katrina Pierson when she used to work for him, and it would explain his wife's breakdown all those years ago that he has an issue with constantly fucking sluts behind her back
Dumbass Mormons and evangelicals voted for this clown when Trump is at least honest and straightforward when he does immoral shit
>>68713497
What the fuck, do you think it's pronounced Kr-uzz?
>>68713497
No, we pronounce it cruise. Like Tom Cruise. And screws rhymes with Cruz and Cruise.
>>68713597
More phonetically.
>>68713480
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, ENQUIRER, THAT ISN'T A FUCKING SOURCE.
I SWEAR, I'LL JUST FUCKING EMAIL PIERSON MYSELF IF I HAVE TO
>>68713497
Basically.
Cruz, Crews, Cruise -- all said the same. At least for me, with my Pacific NW, non-accent.
I haven't been keeping up, does Ben Garrison actually support Trump?
>>68713546
Fag
https://twitter.com/joel_luther/status/713192498617827328
I think we might have 3
>>68711807
Whatever you do, don't eat it.
>>68713546
k keep me posted
>>68713356
>that webm
What did I just watch?
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>Switch to #NationalEnquirer
>>68712049
And we get to ruin his life over it. So what?
>>68713638
some moves from the mexican kama sutra
>>68713371
I think this is the original article: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/sen-john-edwards-caught-mistress-and-love-child/
>>68713121
it should be past. or "has passed its peak".
YOU STUPID FUCKS, THE WORD "SEX" CAN'T TREND ON TWITTER
>YOU STUPID FUCKS, THE WORD "SEX" CAN'T TREND ON TWITTER
YOU STUPID FUCKS, THE WORD "SEX" CAN'T TREND ON TWITTER
>YOU STUPID FUCKS, THE WORD "SEX" CAN'T TREND ON TWITTER
>>68712945
>Rosenberg
>>68713705
OH SHIT
>>68713446
2dank4msm
>>68713158
Fuck off Canada you pussy.
>>68713546
How is that blatant falsehood?
It says in there the source of the information and how it was valid in the past.
LOL cruzmissiles...
>>68713785
WE GET IT, DUDE
>>68713668
Like with an umlaut? I've only heard anyone pronounce it Crews.
Cruz getting BTFO is reaching new levels
Why contain it?
>>68713673
desu thats actually a pretty damn good idea
>>68712392
BREAKING
THE
CONDITIONING
>>68713497
in America, Crewz is pronounced Crooz with a z
>>68713446
Oh shit my bad dude I didn't even see this.
I saw it on twitter.
>>68713553
my bad
>>68710790
#HurricaneKatrina
<insert forum name>, you should just quit now. These are just rumors and you're making /pol/ look bad
My dad just yelled from the bathtub "Get this! They're saying Ted Cruz had mistresses? 5 mistresses?"
My dad is pretty bad with technology, so you must've gotten somewhere decent with this
>>68713841
Forgot to turn off your proxy?
>>68712510
How is this not a pro-Trump ad? Who doesn't want a hot First Lady?
>>68713705
YES
New thread, please?
>>68713668
In most Hispanic languages, the "u" is a long u sound, like ooo.
>>68712608
10/10
>>68713705
Sarah Isgur Flores
Carly Fiorina spokeperson
>>68713668
Cruz is an hispanic name. You can only pronounce it Cruz, not Criuz
>>68713848
THEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT IS NOT CENSORED
>THEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT IS NOT CENSORED
>THEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT IS NOT CENSORED
THEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT IS NOT CENSORED
>>68712655
Minister of Bantz right here
#TedScruz
>>>MAKE A NEW THREAD EARLY: REORGANIZE
#Tedscruz
>#Tedscruz
#Tedscruz
>#Tedscruz
>>>MAKE A NEW THREAD EARLY: REORGANIZE
#Tedscruz
>#Tedscruz
#Tedscruz
>#Tedscruz
#Tedscruz
>#Tedscruz
>>>MAKE A NEW THREAD EARLY: REORGANIZE
>>68713480
OY VEY
TED CRUZ WIFE LOOKS LIKE JOHN EDWARDS WIFE TOO
OY VEY
SHOAH
H
O
A
H
>>68713111
Yeah, Trump's going to get fucked hard, but he'll still 'win' the polls thanks to /pol/.
>>68713857
Like Kr-uzz. The way it sensibly would be pronounced from a non-Germanic perspective.
>>68713907
>he lives with his parents
>>68713668
>>68713978
>Cruz, not Criuz
Fug, I meant Crooz, not Criuz
#cheaTED
>#cheaTED
#cheaTED
>#cheaTED
#cheaTED
>
#cheaTED
>#cheaTED
#cheaTED
#cheaTED
>#cheaTED
>>68713449
HABBBBEEENNINNGGGGGGGG
>>68713984
cruzscandal comes up on autocomplete
cruzsexscandal does not
>>68713984
#Scandal #TedScruz etc...
>>68712760
Nah, we #TedScruz now
>>68713695
yes
>>68713928
Low test beta cucks, of course.
>>68713507
>Nah, you are our pants. And we will keep playing them.
>Resistance is futile.
Truedaeoiua is a Borg? How does that make sense when your country's military strategy is to not kill people who are killing you, and to not attack people who want you dead?
#WithCruzYouLose
>>68713984
#TEDSCRUZ
>#TEDSCRUZ
#TEDSCRUZ
>#TEDSCRUZ
#TEDSCRUZ
>#TEDSCRUZ
>>68713673
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
It is a valid source
>>68713422
#TedScrews
>>68713880
Sweet, good to know it's getting around.
>>68714071
Honestly, the best one so far was #PleasureCruz
>>68713668
TED CRUHZ FOR PRES
>>68714057
I'm 20 on spring break, what do you want from me
>>68713907
Media is basically tied up at this point. We can't exactly publish because we have the enquirer vouching for an anonymous source, which is basically dog shit.
People are contacting the Trump campaign about it, trying to get an official statement. I'll get one from us set up soon.
>>68713705
>https://twitter.com/joel_luther/status/713192498617827328
one of the other women was part of Carly's campaign!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>68713844
>national enquirer
>source
You HAVE to be kidding me.
pic related you fucking mongloids.
>>68712945
>Rosenberg
I want off this fucking ride.
#tedscruz
>>68713546
K KEEP ME POSTED
>>68710357
HAPPENING CRUZ SHILLS ARE INFECTING POL
SOMEONE STOP THIS
>>68710416
>>68710416
>>68710416
noice
>>68714048
as in, rhyming with Because?
>>68714154
Slay mad pussy, and when you cum yell out 'MAGA'
>>68714154
You're fine then, bud.
>>68713907
>My dad just yelled from the bathtub
Why aren't you there with him?
>>68713705
>>68713976
>>68714162
SOMEONE FIND ME THE PHOTO AND I'LL ADD IT TO THIS >>68712608
>>68714165
They were right about J. Edwards
>>68712049
When you're a senator you can look like shit and still bang tons of bitches. Why do you think all these faggots have these sex scandals? They get into politics for the poontang.
>>68713705
This is getting juicy. I feel like a middle-aged white woman.
Here is number 4
>>68713446
tweeted with #TedScruz
https://twitter.com/focusgroup0/status/713207627715452928
nice work anon
>>68712291
Nice update on my OC famalam
>>68714145
this is another fail for /pol/
they just change sex and it could have went viral. now they won't get it trending and have the whole world click it.
>>68714224
this is a thing
KEEP PUSHING
>>68714282
Even if that is true, they're wrong ~80% of the time.
National enquirer is not a source and nevr will be.
>>68714279
I'm already with my wife's son. I can't be two places at once.
>>68714162
>>68714162
OH BOY
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/07/31/why-did-a-ted-cruz-super-pac-donate-to-carly-fiorina/
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/07/31/why-did-a-ted-cruz-super-pac-donate-to-carly-fiorina/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/07/31/why-did-a-ted-cruz-super-pac-donate-to-carly-fiorina/
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/07/31/why-did-a-ted-cruz-super-pac-donate-to-carly-fiorina/
HUSH MONEY
H
U
S
H
M
O
N
E
Y
>>68713724
It's from a movie by the guy who almost got to make Dune.
Sadly, it probably still would've been better than the piece of shit movie Dune turned out to be anyway.
>>68711286
I tried to get that faggot op to respond last night and now we know it was a national enquirer reporter all along
>>68713553
>https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU
HOLY SH-
>>68714281
i'm lookin
new thread when
>>68714400
>never will be
>has been before
choose one, friend.
==========================
>>68713984
#CruzMistresses
===========================
NEW THREAD
>>68714401
>>68714401
>>68714401
>>68713311
SHAPIRO YOU KIIIIIIIKEEEEEE
WE COULD HAVE SCHLONGED HIM BEFORE SUPER TUESDAY 2 AND 3 AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE WON SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'LL PUT YOU IN AN OVEN FOR THIS YOU JEW BASTARD
>>68714345
Now we just have the teacher and the prostitute left.
http://youtu.be/h4C66bDz6iA
Roger Stone called it
>>68711133
He unzipped his pants and the cruz missile launched into the black hole of Katrina pierson!!!
>>68714400
I know you're a shill, we all do. Just go get a better job.
>>68714400
80% of being wrong is 20% being right. I think we're right here anon.
>>68713546
Excellent keep spreading that while we work on the hashtags. More attention is great. Thanks for the help, anon. We appreciate all the support we can get!
>>68714345
So glad it's not Tanteros. Couldn't stomach that..
>>68714345
yes, this is it!!
check the light reflection on the hair, upper right!
>>68714357
Just use #Cheatin'Ted instead
>>68713705
HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THE $1,00 A NIGHT HOOKER!?
>>68711228
God damn american hero right here.
>>68714482
WHOAAAAHHHHHHH
>>68714426
>mfw we'll never get a good Dune film series
NEW THREAD
>>68714401
>>68714401
>>68714401
GET IN HERE
>>68713356
wat
>>68714345
In 2004, before going to graduate school, Sarah Isgur Flores worked in the Office of Congressional Communication for the Federal Aviation Administration. While in law school at Harvard, Isgur Flores worked as a clerk for several law firms including the Office of Legal Policy at the Department of Justice, Cooper and Kirk, LLP and Wiley Rein, LLP. From 2007 to 2008, she worked within the legal department of Mitt Romney's 2008 presidential PAC, Romney for President.[1]
After graduating from Harvard in 2008, Isgur Flores began at the National Republican Senatorial Committee as legal counsel, then quickly transitioned to the U.S. Court of Appeals as a law clerk.[1]
In 2009, she was the political director of Ted Cruz's 2010 Senate campaign, Texans for Ted Cruz.[1][2]
In 2012, Isgur Flores advised Romney in his 2012 presidential campaign bid.[2][3] At the same time, she was also a research fellow with the Initiative on Neuroscience and Law at Baylor College of Medicine in Houston, Texas.[1][4]
From 2013 to 2014, Isgur Flores acted as deputy communications director for the Republican National Committee (RNC); in that capacity, she wrote a number of articles for the RNC. Anna Epstein, Carly Fiorina's press secretary, also worked for the RNC at the same time.[3][1]
In January 2015, Isgur Flores took up the communications position with Carly Fiorina's Super PAC, Unlocking Potential.
It lines up, man. Oh my god, /pol/ has brought down a candidate for the white house
>>68714165
Kill yourself shill
>>68712655
MEME IT.
>TED SCRUZ
>>68713446
ayy
tweet it to #TedScruz
>>68712574
>standwithmelania
Nice.
>>68714281
this lady
>>68714017
bump
# T e d S c r u z
>>68713705
This is fucking nuts. Here I am, shitposting in a thread that's going to help bring down a presidential candidate and pave the way for Donald Trump to usurp the White House.
What a time to be alive.
>>68710668
Gawker is going under because they refused a court order to remove a private video that was obtained without permission. Try harder.
>>68714345
ding ding ding
>>68712197
or a T/A
>>68714660
>guy doesnt wanna push my bullshit narrative
>he must be a shill
You /pol/lacks are more retarded than I thought. Here you all douche on politiFact for being bullshit (rightfully so), and yet you're gonna rely on the fucking enquiror for facts, a source that's considerably worse?
2/10 logic please sudoku
>>68714585
SHES TWO DOLLAR TUESDAYS
>>68713984
#TedScruz
#CruzMisstresses
#CheaTED
#PleasureCruz
etc.
Finally that filthy rat will be gone for good.
>>68714627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBUjGFMhuDg
The guy was nuts. You should watch the documentary on the movie that was almost made. It was going to have the Rolling Stones, and Salvador Dali in it.
It kind of became every sci-fi movie ever after it failed.
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2014/01/ted-cruz-adds-katrina-pierson-to-his-expanding-list-of-the-utterly-fearless.html/
Ted's daughter walked in on him kissing another woman shortly before this video was taken. She was pretty mad at her daddy.
>>68714224
wew lad
>>68714345
Does Cruz have a thing for chicks with big foreheads? Does he like to spread maple syrup on them like a pancake after he nuts?
>>68714627
>>68713724
>>68714646
Here's the movie that that webm is from, fast-forwarded to that part.
https://youtu.be/ESNizfGhjk4
>>68713356
>>68713356
Catchpa: select mountains.
>>68712233
newfag
You seem Increasingly Nervous
>>68714353
UpdaTED
>>68713352
Why am I redirected to http://radaronline.com/ in Europe?! Can't access the enquirer without a proxy.
>>68714482
IT BEGINS
>>68715143
nah that's stretching it.
its just a kid being upset, probably with campaign life.
>>68715346
She's a kid that knows. She didn't want to look him in the eyes and she was mad. That is disappointment right there.
>>68715309
I fucking love this election so much.
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