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#CruzSexScandal part 4
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Alright Lads Make sure you spread the HashTag #CruzSexScandal on twitter.

El Rato Cruz is going down. Below is all of the information from the previous thread!

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.

El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!

News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.

Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.

MAKE THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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> Spread it to these sites as Well:


Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
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So when will Cruz deny this?
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We need to expand on multiple fronts.
Hit Cruz's main account and tweets with comments about how dare he do this and etc.
Make sure to tag #Cruz as well.

And also start going after his Facebook and commenting about this, link comment for likes.
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AWOO?
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CRUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMISSLLLESSSSs
HAvE LossfsTTTT tARRRRRRgggeEEEEEEEEEet
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>>68710471
Right before the end.
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>>68710357
El Rato Cruz is FINISHED!
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MEME
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Here to say that you're all fags and sensationalism is the scourge of American media today.
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>when Katrina makes the claim that Cruz raped her, and the opponents are forced into the decision of sticking by their controlled opposition and being rape deniers or abandon ship
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PLEASE TELL ME ITS WORKING
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>>68710357
What did he mean by this?
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>>68710357
# 1 confirmed for Katrina :^(
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KEEP PUSHING
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>>68709983
Trump has been planning this for years. He is literally 10 steps ahead of every one else.

You notice the only thing lyin' Ted has been doing is REACTING to Trump's moves?

If all you can do is react you've already lost. The last interview I saw with lyin' Ted on Fox Business all he did was whine in his high pitched nasally voice about Trump for 8 straight minutes.

Trump is the greatest political mind of our time and perhaps of all time. He is fucking Michelangelo and this is his sistine chapel.

Watch and revel in his mastery boys, this is once in a lifetime stuff happening.

We are witnessing the master of the art of the deal.
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>>68710578
Bernie people phone bank. This is what we do.
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>Implying stuff like this will stick to Teflon Ted
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With Gawker just winning a $100M lawsuit (damages another $15M?) no way Enquirer runs this without knowing they can defend it. They also were admitted as a qualifier for investigative journalism in 2011 for the Pulitzer Prize following the Jonathon Edwards saga. You remember how vehemently the left and the press declared it wasn’t possible. Add to that Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin scandal, Jesse Jackson’s love child, Cosby’s scandal and Steve Job’s cancer – and it’s actually harder to believe that this ISN’T true.
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>>68710552
This is the picture. Use this one.
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>>68710614
it's a double entendre
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>>68710589
This is their last chance kasich can't do it alone.
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BAH GAWD
TED CRUZ BROKE HEIDI IN HALF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34vV08_mamM
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>>68710614
Based Scott Adams!
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>>68710357
>#CruzSexScandal

HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES

twitter filters the word sex you need something else
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>>68710357
#BusTED #CruzSexScandal #WifeNotGoodEnough
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>>68710673
Nevermind this one is better
>>68710626
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>>68710357

Don't call them sluts. Call them victims. After all, Katrina is one of them.
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CMON EVERYONE KEEP IT UP PLEASE
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>>68710673
no it's not, earrings are wrong
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>>68710790
You need to tag #Scandal and #CruzSexScandal together.
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>>68710419
Globalist shill or not, I feel kind of bad for Heidi t.bh famibly. She must be dead inside knowing her husband has been fucking call girls and political consultants for the better part of a decade.
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>>68710578
I DONATED 10000$ MY WIFES SON ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND WHO IS GOING TO MATCH ME? COME ON ANON LETS PHONE BANK
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>>68710578
Consider suicide
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>>68710673
Yep
See: >>68710626
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This thread cannot die.
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>>68710552
isn't that trumps media spokesperson?
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Tweet this to James Woods, he's crazy enough to retweet it. If he does it's over.
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>>68710891
Like she's not sucking Goldman cocks from the corner office daily.
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I'm still having trouble believing this is real.

Ted Cruz is a lying asshole, but I still never expected this.

The only reason I believe it's credible is because they also broke the Edwards story and other thing.

I assume they're waiting for Cruz to deny it before they release more information.
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>>68710661

I don't know whether to be happy that I am witnessing history or sad that I'll never see something like this again.
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I sent to boston globe and boston herald.
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LOOK
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>>68710890
why does he always look like he's in pain?
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Ted couldn't contain his cruz missiles
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>>68710719
any info on the location? was she going to jump off a bridge or something?
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Take my energy
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Guess how mad Glenn Beck is going to be in the morning.
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HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
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Start using #Scandal as well- the TV show is on and is trending on Twitter. We can hijack it.
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>>68710975
Why do you think hired her....LOL must have been really hard for Cruz to not loose his shit...
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>>68710626
this is the correct picture

>>68710673
this is the wrong picture
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>>68710419

Heidi knows to at least some extent, but what she does and does not know is almost irrelevant. The important thing was setting Ted up in the public eye.

1. Labeled him "Lyin' Ted"
2. Provoked him into a position of vulnerability.
3. Revealed the lie.
4. The original "Lyin' Ted" is cemented and made indisputable among the public at large.

>>68710661

He really has. Absolute G E N I U S
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We should be trending in the US very soon!
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THIS IS THE PICTURE TO USE

IT'S AN ANIMATED GIF
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>>68711161
>HE HOLDS THE *DICK HIGH
>THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
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>>68710357
>national inquirer

>sage
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Ted has always reminded me of that creepy pastor who got caught banging multiple wives in his church.
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What's this?
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>>68711225
Oh shit!

NOICE
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>>68711171
have there been any interactions between Cruz as candidate and Katrina as spokesperson?

Someone should compile everyhting Katrina's said about Cruz and look for clues.
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HE HOLDS HIS COCK HIGH, AND THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND LIES
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>>68711286
Who the hell is that?

Which number is that slut? Doesn't look like any on the photo no?
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>>68710578
ARE YOU SERIOUS!
IT'S 2016!
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>>68710790

#PleasureCruz suggested on another thread
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ANIMATED GIF of

Amanda Carpenter is the conservative activist, CNN contributor, and writer for Mark Levin and the Conservative Review who recently published a “BLACKLIST” targeting anyone who supports Ted Cruz’s primary opponent, Donald Trump.
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>>68710495
No m8. This just for #CruzSexScandal and #CruzMistresses.
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>>68711225
>pray for nigeria
What happened? Let me guess: some violent brown people killed other, also violent, brown people
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>>68711225
doesn't twitter filter the word sex out?
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>>68711286
>>68711286
>>68711286
>>68711286

#3
>#3
#3
>#3
#3
>#3
#3
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>>68711225
>#prayfornigeria

Why? They knew what they were getting themselves into just by living there. It's like saying pray for Turkey, well no because that would mean everyone would be on their knees 24/7
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>DONT VOTE FOR TRUMP is trending
>#cruzsexscandal is not
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>>68711403
#BedScrews
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>>68711425
Try adding #CruzMistresses.
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>>68711286
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
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>>68711161
AND HE LIES
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RATTED
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What's even happening at this point? I see the Twitter hashtag but is that seriously going to be the extent of our involvement. I think even the Enquirer has more clout than a bunch of idiots on Twitter.
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>>68711286
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
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>>68710357
PERISH THE THOUGHT, CHILDREN

WHAT DOES ONE DO WITH TOOLS
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Rato is banging Trump's spokesperson?

what the fuck is going on
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>>68711425

That would be really shitty news...
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#TedScruz

credit to scott adams
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>>68711128
>

CFR hand up his ass, sockpuppeting his every move.
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4 is a teacher from Austin, TX from when cruz was there in office. Search popular public school and university websites for teachers.
>4 is a teacher from Austin, TX from when cruz was there in office. Search popular public school and university websites for teachers.
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>>68711536
No, she must have slept with him sometime between 2010 and around 2013 or so. She's on board to crash him.
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>>68711246
>HE HOLDS THE DICK HIGH
>THEN HE PUTS IT IN
FTFY
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doing god's work anons
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>>68710995
Woods supports Cruz though.
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>>68710357
You've all done the country a mighty fine service. We're proud to have you fighting for freedom. Let's make america great again
#CruzSexScandal
#MAGA
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Is anyone using Twitter to ask them? Just ask in whatever tweet they did that is the newest
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>>68710357
why have we not noticed this was released in march 15th 2016 . . . it states the very things of this leak. .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko

they mention candy wrappers. . .
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>>68711161
AND LIES (WITH OTHER WOMEN)
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How's my pizza order?
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>>68710357
We need to come at this from 3 angles to be most damaging:

>liar
>misogynist
>fake Christian
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TWEET THIS AT MILO
@Nero
>@Nero
@Nero
>@Nero

And
@BenShapiro
>@BenShapiro
@BenShapiro
>@BenShapiro
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>>68711388
quality
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>>68710626
Send this to Trump and other media.
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>>68711807
they'll probably spit in your food.
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>>68711732
the mason sippers that made this video are probably tabloid makers
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imgur.com/MFBfqmq

imgur.com/MFBfqmq

imgur.com/MFBfqmq

LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL

PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG

THE GENIUS MADMAN

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs

RIP TED
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>>68711807
No drinks?
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>>68711807
The only people who deliver my Dominos are Muzzies so I would not do that
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>>68711807
enjoy having the mexican employees spit and cum in your pizza
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So he really is Latino. My nigga
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>>68711807
I hope you enjoy spit, semen, and pubic hair on your Pizza...
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>>68711126
How is life this funny? Is this simulation ripping itself apart?
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>>68711919
Drink water you fucking savage.
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>>68711807
>white sauce

I would love you, if it wasn't domino's
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>Cruz has sex with more women than you
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>>68711639
Wikipedia: "From 2004 to 2009, Cruz was also an adjunct professor of law at the University of Texas School of Law in Austin, where he taught U.S. Supreme Court litigation."

If it helps at all for the random people jumping in.
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>>68711639
http://www.texastribune.org/tribpedia/ted-cruz/about/
>Between 2004 and 2009, Cruz was also an adjunct professor at the University of Texas at Austin School of Law,
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>>68711605
By far the best hashtag I've seen on this.
Short, sharp, and will latch on because of the obvious play on his name.
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So #2 clearly has the background cropped out, be aware the actual picture will have a different background.
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>>68711807
didn't actually send the message/10
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Can I be of assistance?
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>>68712049
What did you expect? He's a presidential candidate, that's more than you'll ever achieve in your life.
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>>68712049
But he had to pay them so it doesn't count
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>>68711425

SOMEONE NEEDS TO CONFIRM OR DENY THIS, WE MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE THE HASHTAG QUICKLY BEFORE IT LOSES MOMENTUM!
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THING TRENDING?
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Roger Stone has had this for awhile.
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>>68712070
Holy shit, we hiveminded. Nice.
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>>68711497
Drudge will pick this up
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>>68712018
Actually dominos really stepped up their game. It's edible now and not that bad. Plus they deliver super fast when everywhere else takes an hour.
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>>68712059
So #4 is a University of Texas Professor.

Time to dig.
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>>68712113
WHO IS THIS TRIPFAG
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>>68711091
We will tell the stories to our sons and daughters. We witnessed and were a part of true greatness.

>>68711188
Heil digits. I'm glad I could be here to witness this with you lads. It has innervated me in my personal life as well.

This whole thing rather reminds me of Caeser's campaign against the Gaul's. As they united too late to repel the Roman conquest, so too did the Republicuck party unite too late to defeat Trump.

All that is left is Vercingetorix and we know his fate.

>bye bye Rato
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You are pathetic for pushing this libelous article of fiction.

Another fiction is found in your bloated delusions of self importance.

None of you matter.

You people are not political players.

For every tweet with your hashtag, I tweet #iamheidi 400 times with bot accounts we have purchased.

Your efforts are essentially futile.

You alt-righters need to understand ...

You will never amount to anything. You people will never be political players.
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>>68712049
Just gotta get gud at BS
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>>68711857
Ben is a cruz guy, he will spin this to make us look like assholes.
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CNN Nigger host just said that Trump's wife looked like a man.

Fuck, liberals are fucking disgusting hypocritical pieces of shit.

>"TRUMP NEEDS TO STOP HE HATES WOMEN! HE IS A MISOGYNIST!"

>"HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!"

>"THAT'S RIGHT AND TRUMP IS A BIGOT!"
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>>68711990
hehe
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>>68712070
>>68712059
https://law.utexas.edu/faculty/profiles/
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You virgin animewankers are just jealous. That's all.
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>>68710790

#CheaTED
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>>68712113
write articles go go go!
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>>68712233
Hi, Dan.
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>>68712275
Hi, Rick.
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#candywrappers

released march 15th 2016 . . . .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko
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>>68712148
Why are you guys retarded?
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>>68712233
yeah but I do have a plateful of hotwings, and orange Fanta, and a book by Toni Morrison

what do you have?
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>>68712113
Pol exposes shillary article fag?

Swiss bro was just here >>68709672

maybe we should pull a blue bros and get the band back together
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>>68712070

could be a public school, there's also a community college there in austin.
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>>68711145
She was sitting on the highway with her hands covering her head when a cop spotted her.
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>>68712209
Tripfag from Hillary threads
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>>68712284
I don't think twitter recognizes letter case

so it would look like #cheated
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>>68712233

>words
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If only Donald could parlay this into getting the Mormon Church to dissolve over this too somehow but I fear not even he wields that great of power.
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>Trump retweeted an Alex Jones video

Holy shit
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Wow great Drumpfkins made it trend on Twitter, now cut the crap and stop, I dont wanna wake up to CRUZ SCANDAL GENERAL threads every day, its a non story, leave the man alone, now.
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>>68712253

We always win because we play to win. Watch Trump lose, and stream yourself crying in anger for me please.
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>>68712233
OH SHIT THEY ARE BACK
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>>68712335

It may be possible that they filter "sex" from the trending page.
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>>68712209
Helped break the Shillary email story, Rubio's voter fraud in Iowa and Minnesota and helped go through the Shillary email dump.
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Keep it going

make a fucking twitter account if you don't have one

this is gonna be huge
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"We need leaders who will stand unapologetically in defense of marriage." Ted Cruz
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>>68712397
no.

:^)
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>>68712070
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT GO THERE TED

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LEAVE MELANIA ALONE

YOU FUCKING GOOFED YOUR LIFE UP
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>>68712148
Yeah we need to officially go to either #tedscruz or #crzscandal we need to drop the word sex
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>>68712233
Your sweet delicious teardrops & flopsweat of desperation is my beverage of choice.
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>>68710614
A vague statement, where if more information becomes available and its 60/40 chance of the scandal sticking, he'll make a post talking about how Trump utilized sleeper persuasion in his tweeter post, and reaped the benefits a little early, and how this issue is going to secretly haunt Cruz every second of the day, tarnishing his image in the sub conscience in every voter, while making Trump look like a saint for keeping the secret for so long out of respect and honor.
Then he'll get to the real point of his post and shill his product to us once more slowly lowering our barriers towards spending money on his idiotic books by making himself look like a genius.
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SHE HAS TAKEN THE RATO SEED

SHE IS OWNED BY THE BIG RATO PENIS
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>>68712414
Wow. Canadians are shit-eating hypocrites.

I shouldn't be surprised, should I?
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>>68711225

Now it is completely gone all of the sudden? What the fuck?
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>>68712288
Centralized data dump? Thread is moving to fast for me to nab everything in time.
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>>68712392
AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>68712513
I vote #tedscruz
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>>68712428
Just go to the trending page and check.
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>>68712397
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>>68712233
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>>68710357
if I'm a jobless college loser would Trump hate me?

I-I have an interview tomorrow
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>>68712559

PLAY

TO

WIN
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>>68710357
Only niggers use twitter. Who are you trying to reach?
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Scott Adams gets in on the action
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>>68712596
Second

#TedScruz
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>>68712575
just nab what we have
whats important is exposure and impact, not facts
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>>68712655
Holy fuck
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>>68712392
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>>68711145
The area has an underpass

>https://www.google.com/maps/@30.2863052,-97.7631193,3a,75y,281.76h,74.79t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szmoggF50d1bjDBTpEUg3qw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
She was probably sitting in the grass around here by the highway. THis onramp is the North MoPac entrance fom enfield - it enters into N mopac.


https://www.google.com/maps/place/West+Enfield+Park/@30.2857851,-97.7640426,18.25z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x8644b55d4804e4c9:0xa025d6db6b091fd7

Rough location
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>>68712651
wew lad, another shill

Hi Dan! Hi Rick!
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>>68712651
Niggers I guess you fucking faggot
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>>68710790
#pleasureCruz
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Don't know shit about Twitter, but.
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
>IF #CRUZSEXSCANDAL DOESN'T TREND, ADD #CRUZMISTRESSES
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>>68710975
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>>68712655
somebody needs to photoshop a MAGA hat onto that man
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>>68712510
The story was going to drop anyway. I think this legitimately pissed Trump off. He had to retaliate if for no other reason than to warn Hillary that he will not play the attack by proxy bullshit
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>>68712574
THEY KNOW
SWITCH TACTICS
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>>68712655
Scott bringing the bantz.
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>>68712760
#TedScruz is better
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>>68711485
>https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>>68711286

The Austin area code is 512
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>>68712655
It's happening.
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An FYI. Don't make tweets with multiple hashtags. Tweets with more than one hashtag will not count towards the trending algorithm. Whatever hashtag has been settled on, just use that hashtag.
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>>68710900
What a shit sandwich. How about adding some real meat? Or are you too much of a faggot vegan?
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>>68711228
Good work anon!!
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>>68712783
So was his "disavowal of Trump" just a god-tier shitpost?
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>>68712608
>>68712608
>>68712608
nice gif
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>>68712655
>Implying Scott is not on this thread
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>>68712650
>You can't even vote.gif
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This is retarded. Trump cheated on his ex wife as well probably cheats on this one too. People will turn it around on him you fucking imbeciles.
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>>68712807
Agreed
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>>68712655

Good recent post

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/141605245101/whos-afraid-of-donald-trump
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BASED DILBERT MAN IS RIGHT

#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
#tedscruz
>#tedscruz
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what did trump mean when he said i will spill the beans on your wife. this whole trump cruz wife thing is confusing me
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>>68711403
Kek'd at that pic.
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>>68712760

Or combine #cruzsexscandal with #scandal, which is all ready a popular trend.

#cruzscandal is also an option.
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>>68712835
If that's the case we need to do #scandal
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>>68712932

Nice try niggercruz
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>>68712888

Obviously.
We've been saying this for weeks
Don't you guys actually read him? He's consistently defending Trump
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>>68712397
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>>68712291
Televangelist type Mormon Savior BusTED
(theme)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw

And Glenn Beck cries
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>>68712985
What about what Scott said. #TedScruz.
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Amanda Carpenter stopped tweeting and hasnt tweeted since Drumpfkins started sending her this, congrats Drumpfkins, you bullied another woman into silence, are you proud? Idiots.
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>>68712932

this is about Ted
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We have to go all in on a new hashtag and keep the momentum. #TEDSCRUZ
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>>68712932
Trump isn't a die-hard right-wing Christian fundamentalist
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>>68711091
Don't be sad that there will never be another Trump. We have the power to raise a new generation of children that become mini-Trumps.
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>>68712688
Checked.

Problem is that the Enquirer is the rag that's basically the US version of the Sun. It's not taken seriously. I need a more convincing source to open the article with, even if it's the evidence the Enquirer cites.
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Can you guys imagine whats going to happen to Hillary clinton vs donald trump debate?
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>>68713080
The guy who wrote it is the same guy who busted Edwards
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>>68712945
>write for a living
>don't understand the difference between past and passed
>it gets by the editor too

Modern journalism, everyone.
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>>68713052
#TedScruz lads c'mon
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This kind of feels like finding ut your ex in high school had been fucking all of the male cheerleaders. I don't even have any emotional connections with Katrina beside admiration of fascination, but I'm kind of heart broken.
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There are so many big time players in this thread right now.

It may seem like its only edgy neckbeards, but theres really quite a few media personnel floating around in here, a few campaign reps, and various other connected individuals.

I'm interested to see what first light brings. The rumor mill in the beltway will be good tomorrow.
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>>68713044
Yes
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THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED ON BREITBART
MILO TALKED ABOUT IT A WHILE AGO
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>>68712898

Don't have to, did my part here with Trudeau. Clinton is gonna win in America, and you are actually retarded if you think otherwise. We have too much shit on trump. We can play any card we want, Racism, Sexism, Bigottry, anything really. People already hate him so much, all we have to do is fan the flames and hes finished.
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>>68710578
Hi Lyin' Ted

>>68710614
wew lad
>>
TWITTER FILTERS SEX.
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ
USE #TEDSCRUZ
>USE #TEDSCRUZ

OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
>OR JUST USE #SCANDAL
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>>68711807
That could be the path to shekels. Lawsuit over spit and cum=dominos silence money.
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>>68712655
Adams thinks it has traction
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>>68712945
>Rosenberg
>Oy vey, goyim! Don't be a bunch of racist, xenophobic assholes! There is no terrorism problem in Europe!
Can we not be right, for once?
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>>68713080
While it may not be taken seriously, wasn't this the same company (and same writer) who exposed john edwards for slingin' his dick around?

That has to count for something.
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Could someone elaborate on how Twitter works? How much power does followers give, for example if someone with 3 followers vs 3 million followers - does the inherent value of the followers make his tweet more valuable or just the potential to retweet it? If I made a bunch of twitters set up under a proxy, does it matter if I have more thousands of followers per Twitter?
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#TedScruz
>#TedScruz
#TedScruz
>#TedScruz
#TedScruz
>#TedScruz
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>>68712966
>what did trump mean when he said i will spill the beans on your wife. this whole trump cruz wife thing is confusing me

He meant the Globalism ties and Goldman Sachs ties

"Spill the beans", though, as Adam Scott points out, as sexual innuendo connotations. I don't think Trump knew about any sex scandal, though.

But...maybe that's what the whole "LYIN TED" has been building up to!? He lied by CHEATING on his wife?

"Lyin' Ted" might evolve to "Cheatin' Ted"
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>>68712945
>Rosenberg
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>>68713044
Okay.
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>>68713040

I might be retarded, but I do not understand this one.
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>>68711416
Googled --
https://www.romper.com/p/what-happened-in-nigeria-the-country-has-been-hit-with-recent-terror-attacks-7744
The world is still grieving over the terror attacks that occurred in Brussels on Tuesday, but sadly, the events in Brussels weren't the only recent acts of terrorism to claim innocent lives. As the viral hashtag #PrayForNigeria began trending on Twitter Thursday, many are now wondering what happened in Nigeria, and why it's in the topic of conversation once again.

As reported in The New York Times, two female suicide bombers detonated explosives last Wednesday at a mosque in Maiduguri, located in northeastern Nigeria. The bombings killed 25 and wounded at least 18. According to the AFP, there was "no immediate claim of responsibility" for the attacks, but it "bore all the hallmarks" of Boko Haram, the Islamic State affiliate that has been terrorizing Nigeria for several years now. Boko Haram was widely covered in the Western media in 2014 after the group kidnapped 219 schoolgirls.
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>>68713111
No much, the Hillary campaign is just a large pump and dump pyramid scam.
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>>68713127
I seriously doubt it. It's /pol/ regulars and the usual shills.
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>>68713247
>Ted scruz
>Ted screws
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>>68713247
To screw i.e. to fuck
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>>68713247
Screws.
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>>68713127
>mfw I end up shitposting to Ted Cruz himself
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>>68713146

HOLY FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED

BREITBART WAS GOING TO POST A FUCKING CRUZ SCANDAL STORY FUCKING WEEKS AGO
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>>68713133
Ha ha ha you photoshopped a MAGA hat on him, hilarious!! 4chan, how do they come up with these memes?!
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SEX is censored on twitter. It can't trend.

I wasn't going to spill the beans but this was pathetic to see.
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>>68713247
Ted Screws
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>>68711974
Welcome to the real world.
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>>68712138
At least if you don't try you can't fail as hard as Jeb
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https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU
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>>68713273
Med pack ain't wrong, Hillary probably knows she can't win but she can make a fuck ton of money trying.

That's all the clinton's care about anyways, they've had their fun in the white house.
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