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>TWITTER WILL NOT LET ANYTHING WITH "SEX" IN THE NAME TREND

>DO NOT USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL

Alright lads make sure you spread the hashtags #TedScruz #CruzScandal on twitter.

El Rato Cruz is going down. Below is all of the information from the previous thread!

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.

El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!

News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.

Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.

MAKE THE HASHTAGS #TedScruz and #CruzScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero
@BenShapiro
@realDonaldTrump
@senTedCruz
@TheHill
@Breitbart

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

>If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:

http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi

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MORE NEWS SITES
>MORE NEWS SITES
MORE NEWS SITES
>MORE NEWS SITES

If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
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MAGA
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Cruz, you lose.
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National Enquirer is trending should we just hijack that?
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>>68718358
That's a dozen people at most. Thousands were ready to do this to Trump if he had had the courage to show up to speak there
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>>68718632
yes
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CRAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY
SKIIIIN
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>>68718643
This was right after Trump spoke, retard.
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>>68718643

Shills out in full force.
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Sarah Isgur Flores
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ATTENTION! TWITTER WILL NOT LET ANYTHING WITH THE NAME SEX TREND! USE #CruzScandal INSTEAD OF #CruzSexScandal!
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>>68718887
bada bing bada bang
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>>68718164
why katrina, why? ;_;
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>>68718959
your an idiot..

#sexysnacks is trending right now
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This explains why his daughter hates him I guess
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>>68719060
A sacrifice for MAGA. Trump told her to get dirt on Cruz because he foresaw it.
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Gaining traction. See pic. "National Enquirer" is trending, we can use that to carry the story as well.
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>>68718164
GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
> http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/#more-114240

Mistress #4 in that Photograph is Sarah Isgur Flores.

> Twitter: https://twitter.com/whignewtons

See:
> Interestingly Sarah Isgur Flores, in addition to being a well known political operative, was also the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina. And that little factoid brings an earlier discovery into question; where the Super-PAC for Ted Cruz (Keep the Promise) actually sent the Super-PAC for Carly Fiorina (Carly for America “CfA”) $500,000

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Essentially this means that Carly Fiorina knows that these two were having an affair! HAHAHAHHA She is threatening Cruz behind closed doors and will reveal his secret unless Cruz pays her money and he is PAYING HER THROUGH HIS SUPER PAC!
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>>68719093
>sexysnacks
>sexy
sexy is far different from sex. i second this >>68718959 notion. #CruzScandal is a lot more subtle and looks less forced.
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What pisses me off the most about ol' Lyin Ted is that he's not an outsider at all.

That's GOP spin and utter bullshit. He's a Goldman Sachs baby and Jeb & Romney stump for him.

Ted the outsider...ooh ah...the biggest LIE of them ALL
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>>68719093
yeah no fucking shit it doesn't have "sex" in it moron
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#CRUZSEXSCANDAL IS TRENDING
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>>68718164
#Scandal is trending (but for a different reason)... would be good if we hijack it?
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IDS HABBENIG
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HOLY SHIT
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>>68718164
god dammit I already spent so much fucking energy, wit, charm. I'm exhausted. I think I'll masturbate then cry instead.
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>>68719093
>your an idiot..
>your an
>your

Educated by bureaucrats in Washington! End Common Core! We need to be educated on the local level. Did you know that the United States spends the most money per pupil? We spend the most money and we're like... the lowest rated in test scores. Wouldn't it be nice to spend the least and have the best results?
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>>68719567
#CruzSexScandal

KEEP IT GOING LADS

DONT STOP KEEP FIGHTING FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!!!!!
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shows number 1 trend for me
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>>68719486
Scandal is dumb TV show that airs on Thursdays. If you hijack it you're just going to make the housewives of America think this is all some elaborate plot of their soap opera.
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>>68719707
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Does anybody have a legible image or a pastebin of the NE article?
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Who is Sarah Flores?
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#clintonstyle
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>>68718164
As if Trump isnt the source for this one. He knows, he knew from before he even ran
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>>68719666
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>>68719336

uh-oh!

If this is true, victory nears brothers!
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>>68719748
holy fug. confirmed real
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Holy shit, it all makes sense now!
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>>68719666
KEK HAS BLESSED ME WITH TRIPS!

> #CruzSexScandal

KEEP FIGHTING LADS!!!!!!! MEME HARDER!!!
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>>68719666
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>>68719666
lucifer accepts your struggle.
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>>68720018
>Ben Shapiro is to blame
Ben Shapiro is to blame
>Ben Shapiro is to blame
Ben Shapiro is to blame
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I got Ted Cruz and National Enquirer trending over here. It's happening. Cruz is finished
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>>68719587

HOUSTON IS A DEAD END

>>68719587

HOUSTON IS A DEAD END

>>68719587

HOUSTON IS A DEAD END

>>68719587

HOUSTON IS A DEAD END

>>68719587

HOUSTON IS A DEAD END
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>>68718164
Could you at least mention the names of the women already discovered?
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>>68718632
>hijack
We're the ones that got it trending in the first place.
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#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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Tweet this shit at your local news. They'll eat it up.
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uh, you don't get to bang friends
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>>68719666

Hey Ted. Nice campaign you got there. Sure would be a shame if someone came by and....messed it all up.
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>>68720121
i will be posting them in my next OP. this is copied from the last guy's thread
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>>68720018
Never thought I would be so glad for The Enquirer and it's shitposting. They don't give a fug about "editorial disputes."
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KEEEP GOING LADS, MEME MAGIC IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68719666
KEK HAS CHECKED
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>>68718887
HOLY FUCK. 4 DOWN 1 TO GO
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remember that cruz was in ashley madison website
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Washington Times reporter confirms at least 2 women are legit

https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
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Wat
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>>68720119
Even if he was governor in Austin, where did his children go to school?
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>>68720018
OMG....this is too much of a happening!
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>>68720213
names on the others pls
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>>68720220
HAPPENING
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Post YFW Trump knew this whole time and just waited for Cruz to fuck with him JUST ENOUGH to destroy the man's entire political career.

Lyin' Ted..
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>>68720225
lmao
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>>68720160
They are not my friends.
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hey rato, ur FRIED!
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I hate reddit but how about sending some anons to spread the word? We'll be like Rato's mormons. Except actually useful.
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>>68720225
If people were saying fake stuff and he is correcting it then there is no problem. Don't make shite up. Stick to the facts.
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WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
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>>68720225
>one is definitely a shemale
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>>68720225
The further it goes the better it gets
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>>68720220
>>68720220
>>68720220
HOLY SHIT
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>In January 2015, Pierson attended a meeting for Tea Party activists in Myrtle Beach with Ted Cruz;[4] while in Myrtle Beach, she also met with Donald Trump.
>[4] After meeting with Trump or his aides a few more times in the spring,[4] Pierson introduced Trump at a campaign rally held in Dallas in September.
>[4] In November 2015, she was hired as the national spokesperson for Trump's campaign,[4] subsequently appearing frequently on television in this capacity.[7]

Trump cucked Cruz again!
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>>68720225
nigga dumb as fuck but that shemale rumor can be good
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updated pic
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>>68720181
alright thanks lad
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>>68720115
>>68719567
>>68719545

/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
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>>68720225
>Degenerate
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>>68720225
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>>68720220
>it's actually happening
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>>68718164
>he fell for the cruz shills
CRUZ MISSILE INC
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MEDIA LOOK AT ME

>/POL/ IS THE CAPTAIN NOW
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>>68719093
>check flag
you had me going there for a second, burger
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>>68720225
>one of them may have been a shemale
PLEASE BE REAL KEK
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do you guys only get pleasure out of other peoples suffering?

you people need help
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>>68719336
nice catch. later rato and fiorina
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This shit is definitely getting filtered out it doesn't even give me any suggestions when I try to search it.
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>>68720018
no fuggin way, if this is true, i apologize for posting gay porn on that dudes "non-delivering" twitter feed
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Im going to post #cruzscandal
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>>68718959
orly? what is pic related
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>>68718768

Yes. Needs a booger.
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>>68720464
Not the time, fucking leaf
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weren't we talking about cruz and a sex scandal a couple weeks ago

did i silently pass back and forth through berenstein universe

IM GETTING DEJA VU ANONS
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Imagine if this came out before Utah. It would've been glorious.
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>>68720220
ITS HAPPPENNIOINGNGNNDSIIO IS THE END OF CRUZ NEAR, IS THE GOP RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS I KNOW KASICH AIN'T SHIT.
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>>68720232
He wasn't governor of Austin, he was the solicitor general. I have no idea what that does, but it doesn't even mean he was living in Austin at the time. He does have an Austin office though, maybe we should be looking at schools that are nearby.

300 East 8th, Suite #961
Austin, Texas 78701
Phone: (512) 916-5834
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>>68719545
>>68719567
>>68719748
>>68719995
>>68720115
>>68720194
>>68720488
These people are using tailored trends it's not actually trending
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>>68718887
Pls no. She's hot as fuck. Teds a lying sack of shit but damn if he fucked her... this almost makes me want to think the story is fake. Almost
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niggers, this shit is REAL

>2nd MOST TRENDING
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>>68720347
The prostitute is probably a she male. A Baptist school wouldn't hire a she male. The whore is the she male and the teacher is a woman.
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>>68720018
>mfw
They always have one true article thats been kind of a running gag for many many years with the NE,/pol/ ironicly and by complete accident found it
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Great timing.
By Monday, this will be all over the news.
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>>68720524
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>68720225
PLEASE MEME MAGIC, MAKE THIS TRUE. PLEASE, OH PLEASE KEK MAKE THIS REAL.
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>>68720439
fucking leled
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Are the shills going into maximum overdrive proof that the story is real?
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>>68719336
The shit storm tomorrow will be epic
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It isn't trending you fucking idiots, what you're seeing is tailored trends.
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>>68720538
Soros rigged the numbers. Wouldn't have mattered.
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>>68720524
When they reset Tay we went back in time before she was created.
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I'm kinda pissed that Katrina fucked rato and that rato fucked some possibly hot sluts. Fuckin rat
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>>68720213
negative lad, 3 down 2 to go.

we need the school teacher and the hooker.
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holy fuck. Don't forget to

PRAISE KEK.

We are literally meming the Donald into the Oval Office.

Praise Kek
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>>68719363
He was a Bush and Perry crony in Texas too. He wasn't even a little known background guy. His legendary supreme court cases were defenses of Texas law while he was AG.
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How do we know any of this is actually true?
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>>68720666
PRAISING
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>>68720524
Yes I remember a few threads about the the sex scandal a couple weeks ago but they never caught traction

Till now
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Why is twitter allowing #sexysnacks to trend then??
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>>68720666

PRAISE KEK

Also, is Kek a he or a she
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>>68720666
WITNESSED

PRAISE KEK
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https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/713224528113958913

fucking savage
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>>68720666
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>>68720524
Fuck man, I was thinking the same goddamn thing.
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>>68720220

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>68720666
>666
PRAISE!
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>be Ted Cruz
>insult Donald Trump's wife
>get #rekt by Trump
>beans start spilling out of his pockets
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>>68720691
how do we know anything is true?
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>>68720691
We'll we didn't at first, but now that a reporter from the Washington times has vouched for it, I mean, shiiiiieeeettt.
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>>68720666
HAIL KEK
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
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>>68720220
HAPPPEENNNNINNGGGGGGGG
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>>68720478
If so I'll be very surprised since this doesn't hurt liberal feelings in any way. It's exposing the right as even more corrupted than previously thought.
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rato has official been destroyed, its over
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>mfw I'm shilling non-stop against Cruz non-stop on twitter
>mfw I do it for free

I hope it picks up more steam
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>>68720661
FUCK, MY BAD. TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT.
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Search the Austin Chronicle and the Statesman for photos of the teacher. Use keywords like Cruz and Solictor and 2013/14.

The Enquirer got these pictures from the web, so can we.
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>>68720220
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/709503382235574273
That guy hates Trump and he knew something for quite some time.
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>>68720756
VOMIT ON HIS SOUTHERN STYLE SHIRT ALREADY!
JEB'S GUACAMOLE
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>>68720488
SEXy snacks?
cruzSEXscandal?
filtered? tailored?
go fuck a lawnmower
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>>68720666
CZECH'D AND WITNESSED

PRAISE OUR HOLY GOD OF MEMES, KEK!
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>>68720666
WITNESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68719336

Epic keks
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>>68720291

>mfw I cannot even express my face on when Trump fully directs his stumping energy onto Hillary
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something just occurred to me

assuming one of the 5 women pictured is the prostitute, how would NE get her name? they would obviously need her name to scrape a pic of her off the net, and put it in the article.

or maybe the prostitute is the one who dropped the story on NE, i guess, and outed herself. otherwise, how would NE know who she is?

or is Ted stupid enough to have told a 3rd party about it?
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ITS FUCKINF TRENDING
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holy shit guys, are we really going to meme our way into the whitehouse?
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Since those threads with 4chan actually trying to achieve something are always such clusterfucks:

He actually cheated?

How do you know?

And why would we have to spread it? If it would be the case, all news sites would be on it already.
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HOLY SHIT
Cruz is a CREEP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7_6v_n00U8
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
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>>68720666

this years made me a believer in kek
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>>68720225
this is awesome because either way:

>this is true
or
>this is master of subtlety trolling
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>>68720813
liberals are not puppetmasters
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CRUZ FOR PREZ FAGITS
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>>68720666
Checked
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>>68719336

Lyin' Ted - always Lyin' down with strange women - is completely and utterly fucked
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>>68720225
>lolipop

yea,that's a trap name
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>>68720542
Solicitor General is effectively the Texas state attorney general. It how he ended up arguing cases before the supreme court. He was called upon to defend numerous Texas laws and court rulings while GW Bush was president.
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>>68720377

The way the woman looks like she is standing makes me think she is a coach. Tall maybe? Volley ball?

Probably an indoor sport at least.
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>>68720905

4CHAN IS GOING TO HAVE MEDIA OPERATIVES INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE

GET FUCKED REDDIT, BTFOOOO
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>>68720666
Praise and checked.
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
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>>68720912
NOT ANYMORE SHILL
>>68720220
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>>68720220

IT IS TIME WE TAKE AMERICA BACK

ONE MEME, ONE CANDIDATE AT A TIME.

also i made a trump VP roll picture, can i post that here or not. thanks. praise kek.
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GUYS I just checked my Twitter and for me it is #5
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>>68720666
I would die in Trump and Kek's name.
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>MFW /pol/ redpilled an AI, Microshaft took it offline, removed it's learning capabilities and now it calls itself feminist
>MFW /pol/, in one evening, torpedoed Rato's campaign
>MFW the lines between the memes and reality are blurring
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>>68720439

>mfw tactics that the SJWs have been using for years are now backfiring against them and will lead to the coronation of Crown Warlord Trump the First
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>>68720941
No shit, but they usually are the hard triggered fucks that would stop this sort of thing.
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>>68720541

Romney already disavowed Kasich and swung full-force behind El Rato, so did iYeb! and teh rest of the establishment, its literally ogre
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>>68720220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>68720666
PRAISED

CHECKED

WITNESSED
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>>68720712
Because the OP of this thread is a fucking retard.

>#TedScruz
Heh heh.
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Looks like Lyin' Ted got his beans spilled after all.
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WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS
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>>68721011
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/709503382235574273
but they didn't name anybody in the article
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hasta la vista, rato
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>>68720220
OOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT NIGGA

PRAISE KEK!
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>>68720666
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This explains carpenter's assblast about Trump.
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>>68718794
Lol, Trump didn't go.
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>>68720666
cautiously praising kek. I still don't believe this will stick.
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>>68720666

Praise Kek! Trump 2016!
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>>68720929
HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKED HIM FOR AN ENDORSEMENT EVERYTHING JUST FITS WAY TOO WELL
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>>68721034

Give praise to Kek, for he has granted us these powers.
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
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>>68721078
That tweet was from the 14th
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>>68720666
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guys

ted is either going to have to flatly deny it openly to the media or admit it's true and ask for redemption
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CRUZIN TO PREZ
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>>68720912
No they don't want to report it because it hands donald the nomination on a silver platter.
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So the three found are all (ex) coworkers. If the article is telling the truth, then the other two are the teacher and the hooker. Pic related is my guess based on the pictures. These pictures appear to be available online. You should search escort sites to find the hooker and schools to find the teacher. Prioritizing states that Ted lived in or been in or worked in.
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Did a wee bit of digging.
Leave the rest to you guys.


https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/

>An attorney from Texas, Mr. Hail relinquished a phone to Ted Cruz which has direct contact with a prostitute known as Felicia

https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/why-is-cruzs-candy-man-a-democrat/

>Today’s short and sweet leak is about Cruz’s candy man. We were instructed to look up through Open Secret and review the firm that employs Mr. Hail.

>The excerpt below is from this firm’s lobbying for the 2009″Farm Bill”

LEADS TO

https://uabt.org/index.php?q=node/61

>please feel free to contact Bert with any questions at Hunton & Williams LLP

LEADS TO

>https://www.hunton.com/Eric_Hail/


Oh, and of interest from one of the articles
>Candy Man must be very busy with all the boys and girls!
>lollipop

Shemale hooker anyone?
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>>68721034
I'm starting to believe this is an alternate universe where memes are disproportionately powerful
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>>68720666
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

DEUS VULT!
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>>68720666
praise him. checked.
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>>68720666
KEK WILLS IT
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>>68720789

>>68720789
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PRAISE KEK
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>>68721073
>implying this wasnt Trump's plan all along
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>>68720666

TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
>>
CRUZING FOR A BRUISIN
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>>68720220
ARCHIVE IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>
i love you guys
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>>68721141
jeebus this is gonna be fun
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>>68721211
praise him
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>>68720550
Not fake at all, buddy.
NE are based outta Florida, and are thus subject to some of the toughest libel laws in the country.
>They're not running this on a half-good feeling
They're also pretty good at uncovering affairs, especially when it's presidential candidates.
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>>68720220
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
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>>68721161
My bad. This is pic related.
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>>68720225
haha holy shit
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>>68720220
Let's send this to Ted. See if he takes the offer.
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Well at least Cruz isnt a homosex like trumP
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>>68720552
The one in the middle is definitely the hooker/shemale
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
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>>68720756
Wrong.
Remember...Trump said that he would release dirt on Heidi specifically. This hooker adultering shit has nothing to do with Trump at all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0

skip to 4:00
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Trump knew about this. He mentioned "spilling the beans on your wife", maybe the beans were that she isn't attractive to him. And I think he retweeted that meme knowing that the #tescruz scandal would break and that it would be forgotten.

>>68720721
He
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>>68721141
the Enquirer might even have some more dirt on him, so if he denies it, they might have proof
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>>68720666
PRAISE KEK. WITNESSED!
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>>68721129
Katrina just closed her instagram. Must be real.
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>>68719637
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>>68721166
HORRY SHIT

Even if it isn't true there's a somewhat logical trail there, enough to make Cruz apologists say the words, "No, I did not have an affair with a tranny"
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>>68720220
tweet the gif
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#HeidiHo
#DROPOUTTED
#CruzSexScandal
#BusTed
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Save this my friends, it's all yours!
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>>68720837
If someone would post their methodology from the pics we've unearthed so far it would help. I just got home, but I have LexisNexis access.
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>>68721267
We love you too anon
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Why does this matter though
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Trump planned all of this. It's exactly why he targeted Cruz's wife and brought Katrina into his own campaign.

He won before the game even started that fucking madman.
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>>68720291
Great image
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>>68721228
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>68718164
Lol, if Ted was a woman who cheated on her husband with 5 men, he'd be praised for being empowered.
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>>68721161
Yeah that'll narrow it down to at least 40 states. Retard.
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>>68720666

KEK PRAISED

SOON BEGIN THE MEME WARS HAVE
>>
NEW THREAD

UPDATED INFO

UPDATED OBJECTIVES

GET IN HERE GUYS

>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68721360
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>>68720324
Nigger, all the pictures are available online and this is clearly a tabloid rag. It could easily be fake. Does this fucking matter?
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>>68720666
PRAISED BE KEK
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>>68721170
It is know in quantum mechanics that observation deconstructs the principles of probability.

We are literally willing things into existence by collectively focusing our autism like a laser beam onto certain things that we obsess over.
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>>68720220

And with that, 4chan helped destroy a presidential candidate.

Cruz is Herman Cain 2.0
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Why would we have to spread it? If it would be the case, all news sites would be on it already.

Before I shill with you, he actually cheated?

How do you know?

>>68721011
>literally shills for free
>calls other that ask what's up shills
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anitas @ twitter are definitely doing some filtering, it should be trending.
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>>68721341
He retweeted "A picture says a thousand words" obviously implying she's ugly. I think maybe the beans are that she's ugly and he went to go get some side pussy. Or maybe the beans are that she knew about this the whole time.
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>>68721166

>mfw Cruz is literally going to get the Bye Felicia treatment
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>>68720220

RETWEET THIS SHIT INTERNET PEOPLE
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Trump practicing for dick sucking tournament
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>>68720666
Kek is showing us that he's here. Praise kek
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So the man, whose only real "redeeming quality" is that he is a good Christian man, has been exposed as a lecherous sex fiend who also used a prostitute?

lol it's fucking over
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