>TWITTER WILL NOT LET ANYTHING WITH "SEX" IN THE NAME TREND
>DO NOT USE #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
Alright lads make sure you spread the hashtags #TedScruz #CruzScandal on twitter.
El Rato Cruz is going down. Below is all of the information from the previous thread!
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!
News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.
MAKE THE HASHTAGS #TedScruz and #CruzScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
===============================
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero
@BenShapiro
@realDonaldTrump
@senTedCruz
@TheHill
@Breitbart
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
===========================
MORE NEWS SITES
>MORE NEWS SITES
MORE NEWS SITES
>MORE NEWS SITES
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily:
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
MAGA
Cruz, you lose.
National Enquirer is trending should we just hijack that?
>>68718358
That's a dozen people at most. Thousands were ready to do this to Trump if he had had the courage to show up to speak there
>>68718632
yes
CRAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY
SKIIIIN
>>68718643
This was right after Trump spoke, retard.
>>68718643
Shills out in full force.
Sarah Isgur Flores
ATTENTION! TWITTER WILL NOT LET ANYTHING WITH THE NAME SEX TREND! USE #CruzScandal INSTEAD OF #CruzSexScandal!
>>68718887
bada bing bada bang
>>68718164
why katrina, why? ;_;
>>68718959
your an idiot..
#sexysnacks is trending right now
This explains why his daughter hates him I guess
>>68719060
A sacrifice for MAGA. Trump told her to get dirt on Cruz because he foresaw it.
Gaining traction. See pic. "National Enquirer" is trending, we can use that to carry the story as well.
>>68718164
GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
> http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/#more-114240
Mistress #4 in that Photograph is Sarah Isgur Flores.
> Twitter: https://twitter.com/whignewtons
See:
> Interestingly Sarah Isgur Flores, in addition to being a well known political operative, was also the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina. And that little factoid brings an earlier discovery into question; where the Super-PAC for Ted Cruz (Keep the Promise) actually sent the Super-PAC for Carly Fiorina (Carly for America “CfA”) $500,000
==================
Essentially this means that Carly Fiorina knows that these two were having an affair! HAHAHAHHA She is threatening Cruz behind closed doors and will reveal his secret unless Cruz pays her money and he is PAYING HER THROUGH HIS SUPER PAC!
>>68719093
>sexysnacks
>sexy
sexy is far different from sex. i second this >>68718959 notion. #CruzScandal is a lot more subtle and looks less forced.
What pisses me off the most about ol' Lyin Ted is that he's not an outsider at all.
That's GOP spin and utter bullshit. He's a Goldman Sachs baby and Jeb & Romney stump for him.
Ted the outsider...ooh ah...the biggest LIE of them ALL
>>68719093
yeah no fucking shit it doesn't have "sex" in it moron
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL IS TRENDING
>>68718164
#Scandal is trending (but for a different reason)... would be good if we hijack it?
IDS HABBENIG
HOLY SHIT
>>68718164
god dammit I already spent so much fucking energy, wit, charm. I'm exhausted. I think I'll masturbate then cry instead.
>>68719093
>your an idiot..
>your an
>your
Educated by bureaucrats in Washington! End Common Core! We need to be educated on the local level. Did you know that the United States spends the most money per pupil? We spend the most money and we're like... the lowest rated in test scores. Wouldn't it be nice to spend the least and have the best results?
>>68719567
#CruzSexScandal
KEEP IT GOING LADS
DONT STOP KEEP FIGHTING FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!!!!!
shows number 1 trend for me
>>68719486
Scandal is dumb TV show that airs on Thursdays. If you hijack it you're just going to make the housewives of America think this is all some elaborate plot of their soap opera.
>>68719707
Does anybody have a legible image or a pastebin of the NE article?
Who is Sarah Flores?
#clintonstyle
>>68718164
As if Trump isnt the source for this one. He knows, he knew from before he even ran
>>68719336
uh-oh!
If this is true, victory nears brothers!
>>68719748
holy fug. confirmed real
Holy shit, it all makes sense now!
>>68719666
KEK HAS BLESSED ME WITH TRIPS!
> #CruzSexScandal
KEEP FIGHTING LADS!!!!!!! MEME HARDER!!!
>>68719666
lucifer accepts your struggle.
>>68720018
>Ben Shapiro is to blame
Ben Shapiro is to blame
>Ben Shapiro is to blame
Ben Shapiro is to blame
I got Ted Cruz and National Enquirer trending over here. It's happening. Cruz is finished
>>68719587
HOUSTON IS A DEAD END
>>68719587
HOUSTON IS A DEAD END
>>68719587
HOUSTON IS A DEAD END
>>68719587
HOUSTON IS A DEAD END
>>68719587
HOUSTON IS A DEAD END
>>68718164
Could you at least mention the names of the women already discovered?
>>68718632
>hijack
We're the ones that got it trending in the first place.
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
Tweet this shit at your local news. They'll eat it up.
uh, you don't get to bang friends
>>68719666
Hey Ted. Nice campaign you got there. Sure would be a shame if someone came by and....messed it all up.
>>68720121
i will be posting them in my next OP. this is copied from the last guy's thread
>>68720018
Never thought I would be so glad for The Enquirer and it's shitposting. They don't give a fug about "editorial disputes."
KEEEP GOING LADS, MEME MAGIC IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68719666
KEK HAS CHECKED
>>68718887
HOLY FUCK. 4 DOWN 1 TO GO
remember that cruz was in ashley madison website
Washington Times reporter confirms at least 2 women are legit
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
Wat
>>68720119
Even if he was governor in Austin, where did his children go to school?
>>68720018
OMG....this is too much of a happening!
>>68720213
names on the others pls
>>68720220
HAPPENING
Post YFW Trump knew this whole time and just waited for Cruz to fuck with him JUST ENOUGH to destroy the man's entire political career.
Lyin' Ted..
>>68720225
lmao
>>68720160
They are not my friends.
hey rato, ur FRIED!
I hate reddit but how about sending some anons to spread the word? We'll be like Rato's mormons. Except actually useful.
>>68720225
If people were saying fake stuff and he is correcting it then there is no problem. Don't make shite up. Stick to the facts.
WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>WE DID IT WE TRENDING NIGGAS
>>68720225
>one is definitely a shemale
>>68720225
The further it goes the better it gets
>In January 2015, Pierson attended a meeting for Tea Party activists in Myrtle Beach with Ted Cruz;[4] while in Myrtle Beach, she also met with Donald Trump.
>[4] After meeting with Trump or his aides a few more times in the spring,[4] Pierson introduced Trump at a campaign rally held in Dallas in September.
>[4] In November 2015, she was hired as the national spokesperson for Trump's campaign,[4] subsequently appearing frequently on television in this capacity.[7]
Trump cucked Cruz again!
>>68720225
nigga dumb as fuck but that shemale rumor can be good
updated pic
>>68720181
alright thanks lad
>>68720115
>>68719567
>>68719545
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>/POL/ CONTROLS THE MEDIA NOW, SJWs BTFO
>>68720225
>Degenerate
>>68720220
>it's actually happening
>>68718164
>he fell for the cruz shills
CRUZ MISSILE INC
MEDIA LOOK AT ME
>/POL/ IS THE CAPTAIN NOW
>>68719093
>check flag
you had me going there for a second, burger
>>68720225
>one of them may have been a shemale
PLEASE BE REAL KEK
do you guys only get pleasure out of other peoples suffering?
you people need help
>>68719336
nice catch. later rato and fiorina
This shit is definitely getting filtered out it doesn't even give me any suggestions when I try to search it.
>>68720018
no fuggin way, if this is true, i apologize for posting gay porn on that dudes "non-delivering" twitter feed
Im going to post #cruzscandal
>>68718959
orly? what is pic related
>>68718768
Yes. Needs a booger.
>>68720464
Not the time, fucking leaf
weren't we talking about cruz and a sex scandal a couple weeks ago
did i silently pass back and forth through berenstein universe
IM GETTING DEJA VU ANONS
Imagine if this came out before Utah. It would've been glorious.
>>68720220
ITS HAPPPENNIOINGNGNNDSIIO IS THE END OF CRUZ NEAR, IS THE GOP RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS I KNOW KASICH AIN'T SHIT.
>>68720232
He wasn't governor of Austin, he was the solicitor general. I have no idea what that does, but it doesn't even mean he was living in Austin at the time. He does have an Austin office though, maybe we should be looking at schools that are nearby.
300 East 8th, Suite #961
Austin, Texas 78701
Phone: (512) 916-5834
>>68719545
>>68719567
>>68719748
>>68719995
>>68720115
>>68720194
>>68720488
These people are using tailored trends it's not actually trending
>>68718887
Pls no. She's hot as fuck. Teds a lying sack of shit but damn if he fucked her... this almost makes me want to think the story is fake. Almost
niggers, this shit is REAL
>2nd MOST TRENDING
>>68720347
The prostitute is probably a she male. A Baptist school wouldn't hire a she male. The whore is the she male and the teacher is a woman.
>>68720018
>mfw
They always have one true article thats been kind of a running gag for many many years with the NE,/pol/ ironicly and by complete accident found it
Great timing.
By Monday, this will be all over the news.
>>68720524
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>68720225
PLEASE MEME MAGIC, MAKE THIS TRUE. PLEASE, OH PLEASE KEK MAKE THIS REAL.
>>68720439
fucking leled
Are the shills going into maximum overdrive proof that the story is real?
>>68719336
The shit storm tomorrow will be epic
It isn't trending you fucking idiots, what you're seeing is tailored trends.
>>68720538
Soros rigged the numbers. Wouldn't have mattered.
>>68720524
When they reset Tay we went back in time before she was created.
I'm kinda pissed that Katrina fucked rato and that rato fucked some possibly hot sluts. Fuckin rat
>>68720213
negative lad, 3 down 2 to go.
we need the school teacher and the hooker.
holy fuck. Don't forget to
PRAISE KEK.
We are literally meming the Donald into the Oval Office.
Praise Kek
>>68719363
He was a Bush and Perry crony in Texas too. He wasn't even a little known background guy. His legendary supreme court cases were defenses of Texas law while he was AG.
How do we know any of this is actually true?
>>68720666
PRAISING
>>68720524
Yes I remember a few threads about the the sex scandal a couple weeks ago but they never caught traction
Till now
Why is twitter allowing #sexysnacks to trend then??
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
Also, is Kek a he or a she
>>68720666
WITNESSED
PRAISE KEK
https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/713224528113958913
fucking savage
>>68720524
Fuck man, I was thinking the same goddamn thing.
>>68720220
BTFO
T
F
O
>>68720666
>666
PRAISE!
>be Ted Cruz
>insult Donald Trump's wife
>get #rekt by Trump
>beans start spilling out of his pockets
>>68720691
how do we know anything is true?
>>68720691
We'll we didn't at first, but now that a reporter from the Washington times has vouched for it, I mean, shiiiiieeeettt.
>>68720666
HAIL KEK
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68720220
HAPPPEENNNNINNGGGGGGGG
>>68720478
If so I'll be very surprised since this doesn't hurt liberal feelings in any way. It's exposing the right as even more corrupted than previously thought.
rato has official been destroyed, its over
>mfw I'm shilling non-stop against Cruz non-stop on twitter
>mfw I do it for free
I hope it picks up more steam
>>68720661
FUCK, MY BAD. TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT.
Search the Austin Chronicle and the Statesman for photos of the teacher. Use keywords like Cruz and Solictor and 2013/14.
The Enquirer got these pictures from the web, so can we.
>>68720220
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/709503382235574273
That guy hates Trump and he knew something for quite some time.
>>68720756
VOMIT ON HIS SOUTHERN STYLE SHIRT ALREADY!
JEB'S GUACAMOLE
>>68720488
SEXy snacks?
cruzSEXscandal?
filtered? tailored?
go fuck a lawnmower
>>68720666
CZECH'D AND WITNESSED
PRAISE OUR HOLY GOD OF MEMES, KEK!
>>68720666
WITNESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68719336
Epic keks
>>68720291
>mfw I cannot even express my face on when Trump fully directs his stumping energy onto Hillary
something just occurred to me
assuming one of the 5 women pictured is the prostitute, how would NE get her name? they would obviously need her name to scrape a pic of her off the net, and put it in the article.
or maybe the prostitute is the one who dropped the story on NE, i guess, and outed herself. otherwise, how would NE know who she is?
or is Ted stupid enough to have told a 3rd party about it?
ITS FUCKINF TRENDING
holy shit guys, are we really going to meme our way into the whitehouse?
Since those threads with 4chan actually trying to achieve something are always such clusterfucks:
He actually cheated?
How do you know?
And why would we have to spread it? If it would be the case, all news sites would be on it already.
HOLY SHIT
Cruz is a CREEP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7_6v_n00U8
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68720666
this years made me a believer in kek
>>68720225
this is awesome because either way:
>this is true
or
>this is master of subtlety trolling
>>68720813
liberals are not puppetmasters
CRUZ FOR PREZ FAGITS
>>68720666
Checked
>>68719336
Lyin' Ted - always Lyin' down with strange women - is completely and utterly fucked
>>68720225
>lolipop
yea,that's a trap name
>>68720542
Solicitor General is effectively the Texas state attorney general. It how he ended up arguing cases before the supreme court. He was called upon to defend numerous Texas laws and court rulings while GW Bush was president.
>>68720377
The way the woman looks like she is standing makes me think she is a coach. Tall maybe? Volley ball?
Probably an indoor sport at least.
>>68720905
4CHAN IS GOING TO HAVE MEDIA OPERATIVES INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE
GET FUCKED REDDIT, BTFOOOO
>>68720666
Praise and checked.
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68720912
NOT ANYMORE SHILL
>>68720220
>>68720220
IT IS TIME WE TAKE AMERICA BACK
ONE MEME, ONE CANDIDATE AT A TIME.
also i made a trump VP roll picture, can i post that here or not. thanks. praise kek.
GUYS I just checked my Twitter and for me it is #5
>>68720666
I would die in Trump and Kek's name.
>MFW /pol/ redpilled an AI, Microshaft took it offline, removed it's learning capabilities and now it calls itself feminist
>MFW /pol/, in one evening, torpedoed Rato's campaign
>MFW the lines between the memes and reality are blurring
>>68720439
>mfw tactics that the SJWs have been using for years are now backfiring against them and will lead to the coronation of Crown Warlord Trump the First
>>68720941
No shit, but they usually are the hard triggered fucks that would stop this sort of thing.
>>68720541
Romney already disavowed Kasich and swung full-force behind El Rato, so did iYeb! and teh rest of the establishment, its literally ogre
>>68720220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>>68720666
PRAISED
CHECKED
WITNESSED
>>68720712
Because the OP of this thread is a fucking retard.
>#TedScruz
Heh heh.
Looks like Lyin' Ted got his beans spilled after all.
WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS
>>68721011
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/709503382235574273
but they didn't name anybody in the article
hasta la vista, rato
>>68720220
OOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT NIGGA
PRAISE KEK!
This explains carpenter's assblast about Trump.
>>68718794
Lol, Trump didn't go.
>>68720666
cautiously praising kek. I still don't believe this will stick.
>>68720666
Praise Kek! Trump 2016!
>>68720929
HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKED HIM FOR AN ENDORSEMENT EVERYTHING JUST FITS WAY TOO WELL
>>68721034
Give praise to Kek, for he has granted us these powers.
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68721078
That tweet was from the 14th
guys
ted is either going to have to flatly deny it openly to the media or admit it's true and ask for redemption
CRUZIN TO PREZ
>>68720912
No they don't want to report it because it hands donald the nomination on a silver platter.
So the three found are all (ex) coworkers. If the article is telling the truth, then the other two are the teacher and the hooker. Pic related is my guess based on the pictures. These pictures appear to be available online. You should search escort sites to find the hooker and schools to find the teacher. Prioritizing states that Ted lived in or been in or worked in.
Did a wee bit of digging.
Leave the rest to you guys.
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>An attorney from Texas, Mr. Hail relinquished a phone to Ted Cruz which has direct contact with a prostitute known as Felicia
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/why-is-cruzs-candy-man-a-democrat/
>Today’s short and sweet leak is about Cruz’s candy man. We were instructed to look up through Open Secret and review the firm that employs Mr. Hail.
>The excerpt below is from this firm’s lobbying for the 2009″Farm Bill”
LEADS TO
https://uabt.org/index.php?q=node/61
>please feel free to contact Bert with any questions at Hunton & Williams LLP
LEADS TO
>https://www.hunton.com/Eric_Hail/
Oh, and of interest from one of the articles
>Candy Man must be very busy with all the boys and girls!
>lollipop
Shemale hooker anyone?
>>68721034
I'm starting to believe this is an alternate universe where memes are disproportionately powerful
>>68720666
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
DEUS VULT!
>>68720666
praise him. checked.
>>68720666
KEK WILLS IT
PRAISE KEK
>>68721073
>implying this wasnt Trump's plan all along
>>68720666
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
TAKBIR
>TAKBIR
CRUZING FOR A BRUISIN
>>68720220
ARCHIVE IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
i love you guys
>>68721141
jeebus this is gonna be fun
>>68721211
praise him
>>68720550
Not fake at all, buddy.
NE are based outta Florida, and are thus subject to some of the toughest libel laws in the country.
>They're not running this on a half-good feeling
They're also pretty good at uncovering affairs, especially when it's presidential candidates.
>>68720220
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>68721161
My bad. This is pic related.
>>68720225
haha holy shit
>>68720220
Let's send this to Ted. See if he takes the offer.
Well at least Cruz isnt a homosex like trumP
>>68720552
The one in the middle is definitely the hooker/shemale
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68720756
Wrong.
Remember...Trump said that he would release dirt on Heidi specifically. This hooker adultering shit has nothing to do with Trump at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
skip to 4:00
Trump knew about this. He mentioned "spilling the beans on your wife", maybe the beans were that she isn't attractive to him. And I think he retweeted that meme knowing that the #tescruz scandal would break and that it would be forgotten.
>>68720721
He
>>68721141
the Enquirer might even have some more dirt on him, so if he denies it, they might have proof
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK. WITNESSED!
>>68721129
Katrina just closed her instagram. Must be real.
>>68721166
HORRY SHIT
Even if it isn't true there's a somewhat logical trail there, enough to make Cruz apologists say the words, "No, I did not have an affair with a tranny"
>>68720220
tweet the gif
#HeidiHo
#DROPOUTTED
#CruzSexScandal
#BusTed
Save this my friends, it's all yours!
>>68720837
If someone would post their methodology from the pics we've unearthed so far it would help. I just got home, but I have LexisNexis access.
>>68721267
We love you too anon
Why does this matter though
Trump planned all of this. It's exactly why he targeted Cruz's wife and brought Katrina into his own campaign.
He won before the game even started that fucking madman.
>>68720291
Great image
>>68721228
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>68718164
Lol, if Ted was a woman who cheated on her husband with 5 men, he'd be praised for being empowered.
>>68721161
Yeah that'll narrow it down to at least 40 states. Retard.
>>68720666
KEK PRAISED
SOON BEGIN THE MEME WARS HAVE
NEW THREAD
UPDATED INFO
UPDATED OBJECTIVES
GET IN HERE GUYS
>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68720324
Nigger, all the pictures are available online and this is clearly a tabloid rag. It could easily be fake. Does this fucking matter?
>>68720666
PRAISED BE KEK
>>68721170
It is know in quantum mechanics that observation deconstructs the principles of probability.
We are literally willing things into existence by collectively focusing our autism like a laser beam onto certain things that we obsess over.
>>68720220
And with that, 4chan helped destroy a presidential candidate.
Cruz is Herman Cain 2.0
Why would we have to spread it? If it would be the case, all news sites would be on it already.
Before I shill with you, he actually cheated?
How do you know?
>>68721011
>literally shills for free
>calls other that ask what's up shills
anitas @ twitter are definitely doing some filtering, it should be trending.
>>68721341
He retweeted "A picture says a thousand words" obviously implying she's ugly. I think maybe the beans are that she's ugly and he went to go get some side pussy. Or maybe the beans are that she knew about this the whole time.
>>68721166
>mfw Cruz is literally going to get the Bye Felicia treatment
>>68720220
RETWEET THIS SHIT INTERNET PEOPLE
Trump practicing for dick sucking tournament
>>68720666
Kek is showing us that he's here. Praise kek
So the man, whose only real "redeeming quality" is that he is a good Christian man, has been exposed as a lecherous sex fiend who also used a prostitute?
lol it's fucking over
>>68721492
Yeah trump probs sux D for fuphn
>>68721392
Still up on mine
>>68721351
They're just setting the bait. If it's actually true and Ted denies it, then they come out with proof, he's done as fuck. I hope it turns out this way.
>>68721141
It's lyin' Ted. We all know what he's going to do.
>>68720560
Godspeed /pol/
God bless you
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:
>Wash Post reporter confirms two of the women
>Ben Shapiro censored #CruzSexScandal while still at Breitbart last month
>We're trending on twitter
GET IN HERE
>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68718164
Sorry guys.
This just confirmed Cruz is the ultimate alpha male who needs 6 hot women to satisfy him, and has no problem getting them.
I must take him about the 69 year old who bought his wife from a model site. I am ready to RuseforCruz now.
>>68720666
PRAISE THE GLORIOUS KEK, POTECTOR OF THE GOD EMPEROR.
>>68721393
I was quoting the Don.
>>68721392
Oh shit. Hope she's doing alright. The Don better take good care of her for her service.
>>68721351
There are already a legitimate political commentator confirming 2 of the women
>>68720220
He's finished.
fuck Alex Jones is talking about this
25:00 mark from todays show
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
The meme magic is strong bois
Holy shit Alex Jones had Roger Stone on and predicted this whole thing! PRAISE KEK!
https://youtu.be/h4C66bDz6iA
>>68720721
Kek is male, Kauket is female
>>68721289
So you're telling me, that lyin' Ted Cruz with his stupid gay face fucked that woman whom I happen to think is hot as fuck. Well, that's saddening and makes me happy at the same time.
>>68720232
his daughters are 7 and 2. how it could it be 13 years ago aswell?
>>68721393
Yeah, how about you give all the other countries White only stats as well and see how you rank.
>>68721393
my heart bleeds for kyrgyzstan
>>68721348
MASTER CHESS PLAYER
ALWAYS THREE TRUMPS AHREAD
The Rat gets some pretty decent lays desu
Are you guys for fucking real? The National Enquirer makes stories up.
I wonder who they're talking about...
>tfw you finally realise what the queen of pol meant when she said "not just 5 innocent people"
>>68721568
she made it private. she doesn't want people looking at her profile.
GOD EMPEROR, TAKE CARE OF HER
>>68721582
Yeah Cruz is not homosex. Trump repulzed by vag. When will u phags reelize this
>>68721141
AND THE BEST PART IS HE LOSES EITHER WAY
>>68718164
I can see this backfiring massively go ahead
Congrats /pol/, you just fucked over an entire presidential campaign
>>68721589
That would be fine if he wasn't constantly talking about family values and shit. He's a hypocrite. He picks up the bible and holds it high, and then he puts it down and he LIES next to another woman to have sex with her.
I;m thinkgen about thos beans
>>68721129
Could someone explain katrina pierson for me? Trumps spokeswoman?
>>68721418
he never targeted cruz's wife, ted himself brought that upon himself by attacking melania
>>68721626
@libertarianBlue had this story months ago but Breitbart wouldn't let him post it
>>68721348
post the real version nigga
>>68721456
MMM KÖSTLICH
>>68720220
I thought it was all a bit of fun. A big joke. I had no idea what the power of meme magic could do.
I FEEL THE POWER OF MEMES COURSING THROUGH ME
>>68720524
I tweeted about it in December because of threads here on /pol/
Now those tweets are gone...
>>68721392
She took a career ending hit to MAGA.
>>68718164
#CruZexScandal
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68718993
Bad quality meme, anon. Here's a better one.
>based Ted is banging 5 hot women, including pol's waifu, katrina the killa
you would idolize this man in any other kind of scenario, he would be your fucking hero, admit it
>>68720220
and boom goes the dynamite
RIP you fucking rat
>>68721699
>queen of pol
Try goddess.
>>68721674
They're usually right with this kind of shit desu.
>>68721745
We prob could have found bin laden if we were given the chance
>>68718164
Just getting online now. Holy shit. Can someone summarize please? I've read a little but I think I missed a lot.
>>68720691
Truth doesn't matter any more.
All that matters is dank memes
>>68721674
They broke the Tiger woods affair
The John Edwards affair
and many more in politics, such as Jesse Jackson.
They wouldnt publish the women's faces (with no real censorship) unless they were certain some of it was true. They're not dumb and saw the Gawker trial, they usually do not do this unless there is something there.
Plus the same journalist for this article, was the one who exposed the John Edwards hoax.
Rato is fucked.
>>68721737
How do you mean? That the sex scandal is going to backfire on Trump?
>>68721002
>fukken 'shrooms growing out of faprags
top kek, m8.
KINSEYYYY
WE ARE WITNESSING HISTORY
>>68721856
No she DID NOT.
She is aligning herself with the GOD EMPEROR
SHE IS GOING TO BE PRESS SECRETARY MOCK MY WORDS!
Trump is going to destroy Hillary so badly, ths guy is a master
Trump knew this all along and this is why he wanted to take Ted Cruz on one on one so badly.
It's also why he has been overboard about Lyin Ted(even I was getting sick of this phrase) but fuck if he didn't paint him with it and now back it up.
Trump is so far ahead of all of us.
Praise kek
>>68721002
i really like this pic
enjoy this uncommon pepe in thanks
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68718768
phrasing!
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK AND MAY MORE BEANS BE SPILLED
GUYS IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
THIS IS WHY EL RATO CRUZ WANTED TO BE IN THE SUPREME COURT
BECAUSE EVEN IF THE SCANDAL IS REVEALED YOU CANNOT REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68722111
>those trips
ABANDON THREAD
>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68721360
>>68721910
national enquirer has a story that cruz has had 5 affairs, /pol/ got wind and took to twitter to perpetuate and they're pretty happy with themselves at this point in time.
appears the story may have some cracks of merit, at least enough to make rounds on less scrupulous news sites tomorrow. credible sources will probably do some homework this weekend.
>>68722068
Is trump the best candidate to ever play politics? I have never heard of anything like this in any other presidential election.
>>68718312
that's fucking perfect
too bad this didn't break before Utah
i am beginning to think that Trump is responsible for for flagging brussels, but i am still going to vote for him
>>68721393
>>68721644
>finland ranked with the other asian countries where it belongs
>>68722029
Kinsey is so wet for /pol/
Do you guys think Trump already knew all of this information beforehand, and that this was the reason he hired Katrina in the first place?
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK!!!!
>>68721911
At one point, Cruz may not have cheated on his wife. But when pol applied advanced memetics on the case, the time space continuum shifted and we entered a parallel universe where Cruz DID cheat on his wife.
This is all pretty easily explained actually.
>>68722060
WE ARE PART OF IT
>>68722274
*false flagging
>>68721188
HOLY FUCK
>>68720666
>>68721392
If it is closed chances are that the msm is already digging on this.
>>68722279
Superior as always. Imagine how great America would be, were it colonized by Finns instead.
>>68721392
>yfw Trump literally made a fateful deal with Katrina.
She was probably being kept on a tight leash by Cruz. She was his slave. Then Trump came along, and she confided in him all of Cruz's secrets. SHE was the one who spilled the beans, and she agreed to take a career-ending hit in order to be set free.
Hopefully, Trump will help her start a new, private life. Maybe even a new identity. She was a great soldier for Trump. But seriously, this is some crazy shit.
>>68720666
wew laddy
>>68722298
I think Katrina is a fantastic speaker, and smart. Trump only talked to her because he heard of the scandal. So now he he's ammo against his enemy, and a FANTASTIC speaker. He prolly originally talked to her for the scandal though.
Could this explain Heidi's mental breakdown in 2005?
>>68721392
Her instagram was closed a few weeks/month ago when I first added her so idk.
>>68722111
Praise kek, and may more trips be yours.
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
>>68721865
Considering Jim Carrey is Canadian that is totally on target.
It's 6AM and I can't fall asleep, need to know what happens to el-snek
No, Katrina... we got cucked.
>>68720377
Nothing but respect for this man.
and now its all over.
Post your face when you realized this is not only the end of Cruz's presidential bid, but his career in the senate
It's 6AM and I can't fall asleep, need to know what happens to El Snek
>>68722331
This is what I believe. Like, literally.
>>68721456
THE MODERATORS CAUSE IS NO WHERE NOBLE AS OURS.
>>68722029
No one cares about her anymore. Pay attention
>>68720018
>have this great article
>tell people is gonna be yuge
>kike notices it
>"oy vey, shut it down"
>people call me liar
>shitpost ponies in protest
Being LibertarianBlue must be suffering.
>>68721403
I really, really, really like this image, anon.
>>68722618
he warned,he warned him not to attack
you fucking fool,could have been vice president,supreme court judge
all thrown away
>>68722652
that would make me so happy
i have really grown to hate him during this campaign. he respresents everything wrong with america and american politics- he is citibank. and his wife is goldmann sachs
>PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
I'm sure you can find more than that.
just tweet at any gossipy reporter
At least he has a new campaign song now- Me So Horny
>>68721403
Even his wife looks like a tranny
>>68720666
You praise satan?
>>68721564
>>68721492
When you get the chance, you should kill yourself.
>>68720666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itxdJ1ci2g4
THREAD THEME
oh the hypocrisy
if this is true, cruz is the worst kind of liar
conservative christians trusted him
if this is true then he really failed them
>>68722331
>magical thinking
wew lad
GAWKER HAVE JUST TWEETED IT!!!
>>68721403
Don't mind if I do anon
>>68723355
Fuck, now no one will believe us.
>>68723355
>caring what GAWKER has to say
>any year
>>68720666
PRAISE KEK
for
PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>68721589
Good thing no one gives a shit what you think
>>68721228
>>68721421
What the fuck? You people are not even true believers. Don't take the lord's name in vain.
SACRIFICE ON THE ALTAR OF KEK
>>68720861
THE WHOLE WORLD SEVERELY UNDERESTIMATED THE GENIUS OF DONALD J TRUMP.
Trump is going to go down in history as one of the greatest men ever.
MAGA
M
A
G
A
All hail Trump
See you in hell Lyin Ted
>>68723355
>gawker
>current year
Let em die already man
