Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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@LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February- ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Confront @BenShapiro
Confront @BenShapiro
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINK
>STORY LINK
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>Wash Times reporter confirms story
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
Katrina just closed her Instagram!!!
KATRINA EVIDENCE
>>68721509
IT'S HAPPENING
And why would we have to spread it? If it would be true, all news sites would be on it already.
>>68721562
Oh germany... and they say you don't have a sense of humor
Awful lot of beans in Lyin' Ted's pockets for a Canadian. He sure he wasn't born in Mexico?
>>68721360
Katrina closed her Instagram! IT'S HAPPENING
All coworkers have been found. This leaves the teacher and the hooker. Search escort sites and schools.
>>68721562
well it's 1 am, maybe they are on it
we won't find out until morning
>>68721360
>National Enquirer
You guys are retarded.
>>68721562
You realize that news sites get their information mostly from anonymous tips, right?
I used to be a #CruzMissile by now I'm a #BallerinaforFiorina
>>68721509
GET FUCKED YOU NON-BELIEVERS
THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK
IT'S GOING DOWN TONIGHT
AHHHHHH
guys just putting it out there
trump might not know about katrina and rato
she might not have told him and he might not have found out
so we might be dealing with a situation where this comes out and it's awkward for trump and katrina
im guessing 60/40 that's the situation instead of that trump knew and hired her and she and him conspired
>>68721684
Shoo Shill
>>68721684
I wish you fucking niggers would go back to Africa.
>>68721360
https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/690898870625153024
Looks like she had a falling out with the Cruz camp and came clean to The Don.
GUYS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING THESE TREND LISTS? I WENT TO TWITTER, THEY'RE NOT THERE. PIC RELATED. DO YOU HAVE TO BE LOGGED IN TO SEE THEM? ARE YOU ALL LYING TO US?
>>68721685
What is your point?
>>68721685
No, they get them from people they know that are reported as anonymous. Such that when they are sued, they can reveal the source to a judge and get the case dismissed.
>>68721803
They're using tailored trends it's not actually trending
>>68721640
That would be the Romneys, Ted's fellow false religious friends.
This guy is legit, he is also vigilantly anti-trump, which makes him even more trustworthy!
REPOSTING FROM LATE LAST THREAD
Did a wee bit of digging.
Leave the rest to you guys.
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
>An attorney from Texas, Mr. Hail relinquished a phone to Ted Cruz which has direct contact with a prostitute known as Felicia
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/17/why-is-cruzs-candy-man-a-democrat/
>Today’s short and sweet leak is about Cruz’s candy man. We were instructed to look up through Open Secret and review the firm that employs Mr. Hail.
>The excerpt below is from this firm’s lobbying for the 2009″Farm Bill”
LEADS TO
https://uabt.org/index.php?q=node/61
>please feel free to contact Bert with any questions at Hunton & Williams LLP
LEADS TO
>https://www.hunton.com/Eric_Hail/
Oh, and of interest from one of the articles
>Candy Man must be very busy with all the boys and girls!
And this doing the rounds a couple of days ago
>lollipop
Shemale hooker anyone?
NO TURNING BACK NOW LADS
>>68721509
>>68721538
>>68721729
What the fuck? Why are you harassing Katrina? Isn't she based as fuck, stumping liberals when it comes to Trump's policies?
Do you really want to make enemies out of the one black woman that can bring minorities to vote Trump?
>>68721694
Man, I wish I didn't lose my old PC full of dank TrayTray memes.
THE
SILENCE
IS
DEAFENING
https://twitter.com/whignewtons
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter
https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson
A little late for this shit you fucking baboon IQ retards. He's already spoiled Trump and won enough states to give himself a platform.
>>68721887
oy vey
austrailia comes through again!
>>68721562
You don't understand America media.
Just wait...
>>68721874
HAPPENING
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER A FEW WEEKS BACK MILO WAS SAYING BIG RATO NEWS WILL BREAK ON KIKEBART BUT NEVER DID???
IT WAS THIS! BUT SHALOM BEN SHAPIRO PULLED THE NEWS! HE KNEW!
TAY FUCKING KNEW ALL ALONG
Is this why Hurricane Katrina was hired? Just to take the fall on this to ensure Trump's nomination?
Breitbart obviously had it. The "Brony" story was a red herring.
>>68721360
dem bantz
HOLY FUCK ALEX JONES JUST MENTIONED THE NE STORY ON TODAYS SHOW AT THE 25:00 MARK AND SAID HE AND ROGER STONE HAVE BIG NEWS ON MONDAY
Hell even on primary hiatus Trump knows how to keep us entertained
can't wait for his presidency
>>68721963
A WILD RAT APPEARS
>>68721979
Yup, allum bokhari was supposed to release it but said it was "held up by editors"
>>68721731
Oh, it might come out that this is completely fake and a bunch of retards on 4chan give the media ample fuel to accuse Trump supporters of attacking women/being sexists/slut-shamers. But does any of this fucking matter?
Why did Heidi Cruz have a mental breakdown and try to kill herself in 2005?
Was it because she discovered Ted Cruz having an affair?
Police report here:
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1688866-cruz-incident-report.html
>>68722038
Holy fucking christ. This is the greatest election to ever occur in US history. Endless entertainment everyday.
>>68721360
Surely this won't backfire at all
>>68721979
BLAST KIKIPIRO THE FUCK OUT
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
KINSEY
>KINSEY
>>68721971
I actually just wonder what makes you guys so sure it's true.
Not to mention we all know if Turmp would have fucked like 50 hookers, /pol/ would like him even more.
>>68721360
Diamond and Silk said "Lollipop".
probably prostitutes name.
Why 1am? Do I have to pull an all nighter?
>>68722117
Don't know what the hell is going on but sheeeeit...
>>68722038
>>68722038
hue
>>68722107
>"the story is fake!"
>"you're slut shaming!"
pick one
So this is what he was hiding all along
>>68721887
HOLY SHIT.
IT GOES DEEPER AND DEEPER.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST COME HOME FROM WORK TO?
MY GIRLS DIAMOND AND SILK COME THROUGH AGAIN
>>68722087
I unironically support Trump. I'm only pointing out that Cruz has done his damage and taken delegates away ALREADY. This should've happened months ago.
>>68721979
>>68722032
>>68722104
All makes sense now
>>68722213
BASED NIGGRESES
>>68722117
Maybe that's when he fucked the teacher?
>>68722117
Must have been when she found out he likes dick more.
WE DID IT REDDIT
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/03/24/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-trending-big-blow-to-his-campaign?intcmp=hpbt1
WE DID IT REDDIT
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/03/24/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-trending-big-blow-to-his-campaign?intcmp=hpbt1
WE DID IT REDDIT
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/03/24/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-trending-big-blow-to-his-campaign?intcmp=hpbt1
WE DID IT REDDIT
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/03/24/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-trending-big-blow-to-his-campaign?intcmp=hpbt1
>>68722211
Kikepiro cockblocked them for cruz
>>68721844
WELL, WHAT A BUNCH NIGGER/JEW-TIER PEOPLE WE GOT HERE. TAILOR TRENDS MEAN SHIT - IT'S NOT ACTUALLY TRENDING ON TWITTER. STOP GIVING PEOPLE FALSE HOPE.
(NOT YOU ANON, BUT ALL THE OTHER IT'S-REALLY-HAPPENING-FAGGOTS)
>>68721360
>national enquirer
TRUMPTARDS ARE LITERALLY THIS DESPERATE
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>68722024
Why would she have to take the fall for anything? She's not the good, married Christian man with a family who cheated with multiple women.
I'm willing to bet she told Don about this a long time ago and that Don was waiting for the right moment before this leak happened.
>>68721731
>Implying Trump isn't 7 moves ahead of you in a chess game you didn't know you were playing.
We are witnessing the masterstroke. Machiavelli is laughing like a maniac.
>>68721562
They were trying to grab your prize.
They work for the mercenary.
The masked man.
>>68722152
KINSEY IS STAYING UP WITH US
HI BASED KINSEY
isn't it more of a scandal for trump that cruz was bangin his campaign manager?
>>68722155
Cruz is pretending to be an evangelical to steal Trump voters. Once the corn people find out that he cheated on his wife, his career is finished.
>>68722213
How on God's green earth does Diamond and Silk know more about the scandal than we do??? Are we not Trump's internet people???
>>68722290
FUCK OFF SHILL.
>>68722306
Hello, fellow WA bro
>>68722117
SEARCH FACULTY DATABASES FOR SCHOOLS NEAR HARTFORD
The retarded Christfag states have already voted, and delegates have already been assigned. WHERE WAS THIS MONTHS AGO?
>>68722127
Backfire on who? National Enquiror? Who cares.
>>68722259
LE REDDIT ARMIE HAS ARRIVED
Damn, El Rato put his ratty dick in some pretty good looking women. Those Christian family values must really rake in the puss.
>>68722152
based kinsey so cute
>>68721660
>>68721729
WE HAVE TO DEFEND KATRINA
KATRINA IS BEST QT WARRIOR OF TRUMP
>>68722125
This is the greatest election in the history of democracy itself.
>>68721889
>>68721897
We need to try to paint Katrina as the victim here, make it seem as thought lyin' Ted is also rapin' Ted if you catch my drift. Don't let Katrina get taken down with this scandal.
HOLY SHIT! CRUZ IS DONE!!!
>>68722343
Just wait till 2 more women are introduced in this scandal.
>>68721887
>>68721887
UNDERRATED
PIC RELATED. MIGHT BE THE HOOKER/SHEMALE "FELICIA"
>>68722349
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TRUMPTARDS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
FULL
FUCKING
DAMAGE
CONTROL
REMINDER THAT #TedCruzSexScandal IS NOT FUCKING TRENDING
THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE SEEING IT TRENDING IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SET TO TAILORED TRENDS NOT REGIONAL TRENDS
CHANGE THE FUCKING HASHTAG IF YOU WANT THIS SHIT TO BLOW UP FOR REAL
Updates on the scandal!
>>68722117
Did they ever state the reason as to why she was depressed and considered suicide?
>>68721979
PRESSURE BREITBART INTO RELEASING THE NEWS
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!
>tfw when ¡Jeb! was the last person to endorse a serial adulterer
>>68722353
How are you on such a HAPPENING night as this?
*tips fedora
>>68722290
see
>>68721874
CRUZ SHILLS UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO
>>68721979
Shapiro you snake.
>>68722127
It can't
Daily Enquirer wouldnt post the actual pictures of the women unless it was true, they would get sued very quickly.
Sorry CruzMissile, guess your canidate was a dud.
all these women want don's d
>>68722275
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/694560338851815425
shame it had to wait a few months to explode
had we known a little sooner we could've been up a few more delegates
>>68721887
>lollipop
DIAMOND AND SILK CALLED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68722402
No one has done anything to her. She just closed it probably to avoid being attacked.
Take it to the moon, man.
>>68722343
Roger stone probably told them. This isn't the first wind of the scandal. This is just the first time it was published. Look at the beginning of #cruzsexscandal on twitter
>>68722259
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/03/24/local-anon-is-full-of-shit-police-puzzled?intcmp=hpbt1
>>68721897
I think we are throwing her under the bus to bruise the cruz.
Tho i just woke up and im not sure whats happening
>>68722452
Not an argument.
>>68722213
>Thorn in your flesh
Ted was getting pegged by a tranny
>>68722191
You unintelligent fuck. Like consistency matters. And if we're being technical, how one behaves under certain assumptions still demonstrates their character regardless of whether those assumptions are true.
>>68722225
>Remaining delegates: 944
>Trump needs: 498 more
>53%
Do you realize that most of the upcoming states are WINNER TAKE ALL/MOST ? Retards like you don't realize that the real contest begins in April/May/June. If Cruz gets destroyed in these months, its over for him. Fuck off back to kekkit with your uninformed shit.
>>68722287
Not sure what the differnece is between tailored trends and regular, but the story is definitely gaining traction
>>68722433
Yeah. Good idea.
>>68722459
CruzScandal is auto-populating for me but not CruzSexScandal. Maybe some kind of filter on "sex"?
>>68722213
>shemale excort in DC under the alias "lollipop"
GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
> http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/#more-114240
Mistress #4 in that Photograph is Sarah Isgur Flores.
> Twitter: https://twitter.com/whignewtons
See:
> Interestingly Sarah Isgur Flores, in addition to being a well known political operative, was also the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina. And that little factoid brings an earlier discovery into question; where the Super-PAC for Ted Cruz (Keep the Promise) actually sent the Super-PAC for Carly Fiorina (Carly for America “CfA”) $500,000
==================
Essentially this means that Carly Fiorina knows that these two were having an affair! HAHAHAHHA She is threatening Cruz behind closed doors and will reveal his secret unless Cruz pays her money and he is PAYING HER THROUGH HIS SUPER PAC!
That distribution from one candidate’s Super-PAC to another, raised the eyebrows of the Federal Election Commission who inquired about the rather unusual transaction.
EXPOSE @BENSHAPIRO FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE STORY
EXPOSE @BENSHAPIRO FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE STORY
EXPOSE @BENSHAPIRO FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE STORY
>>68722155
Trump doesn't present himself squeaky clean holy roller like Cruz does.
NE has a history of breaking stories on pols that noone else would touch
>>68722601
>>68722022
underrated
>>68721360
>>68721360
Can someone tell me whats up with the #cruzadultfilms?
What's the story to go along with that??
>>68722127
wew lad
its all good
>>68722152
Kinsey best girl
>>68722586
>>68722586
The difference is that TAILORED trends are TAILORED specifically towards you.
GUYS IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
THIS IS WHY EL RATO CRUZ WANTED TO BE IN THE SUPREME COURT
BECAUSE EVEN IF THE SCANDAL IS REVEALED YOU CANNOT REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68721803
IDK how it works. I'm logged in and this is mine.
Listen up , morons...
Posting this satirical article will only harm the reputation of Trump and his supporters.
Every time you post a National Enquirer article, a normie turns against Trump.
To a normie only credible MSM sites are acceptable.
Normies know that the National Enquirer is operated by the same party behind the onion.
Congratulations on eliminating the normie vote, idiots.
Most of those who are pushing the tabloid article are actually Bernie and Hillary shills aiming to take more normie votes away from Trump.
>>68722494
>trumptard's only sources are grocery store gossip mags and retards on twitter
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
TRUMPTARDS LITERALLY STUMP THEMSELVES
>>68721874
FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK IT'S HAPPPPPENNNNNINNNNG!!!!
>>68721360
HE PICKS UP THE BIBLE AND LIES
NOW WE DROP THE BOMB SHELL ON EASTER
Why are you stupid niggers pushing this?
Do you not see how this could massively backfire?
>>68722565
if the scandal is a fake, then the "sluts" never fucked ted, so there's no slut shaming, you fucking inbred retard
>>68722601
DAMN!
>>68721535
3 down 2 to go.
but seriously, is this substantiated?
I guess revealing who they are will help.
Out of 5 I think at least 2 mistresses will "spill the beans". Lol, I think I get the joke.
"spilling the beans" on cruz's wife means his beaner ways will be spilled all over her.
God dammit #CruzSexScandal is officially trending, fuck off Drumpfkins get a life
>mfw we destroyed a political campaign
>this is the type shit that got bill fucking Clinton impeached, Ted isn't even in 1st place
>mfw we did something no one in the history of the internet has done, cuck a political campaign
I'm almost in tears guys, we fucking did it. they can't call us worthless neets. we are madmen
>>68721979
that explains ben's desperation during the fields incident and subsequent self-stumping.
>>68721874
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>>68722402
We can forgive her giving Teddy a quick BJ in the closet, especially if that quick BJ seals the nomination for Donald
Amanda TrueConservative™ blacklist not so much
Holy shit, is this actually legit?
I saw the story earlier today and thought it was normal tabloid trash but is it actually happening?
>>68722159
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/newreviewsList.asp?searchreview=1&MP=&searchid=&searchByProviderID=&SortBy=10&Online=&ExcludeBadWebsite=&ExcludeBadPhone=&OverallLooks1=&OverallLooks2=&OverallPerformance1=&OverallPerformance2=&OverallAverage1=&OverallAverage2=&cs_config_country_field=countrySelect&cs_config_city_field=citySelect&cs_config_city2_field=city2Select&cs_config_country_default=countryDefault&cs_config_city_default=cityDefault&cs_config_city2_default=city2Default&cs_select_city_text=select+city&cs_select_country_text=selectCountry&cs_all_countries_text=All+Countries&cs_all_cities_text=All+Cities&countryDefault=&cityDefault=&city2Default=&searchFlDD=1&Name=lollipop&Country=1&city=&location=&AreaCode=&Phone=&Typeofphoneservice=&Email=&svcEscort=&svcMassage=&svcSM=&Incall=&Outcall=&Daytime=&Nighttime=&tAgency=&Pornstar=&picsreal=&PicsCurrent=&Build=&tHeight1=&tHeight2=&Age1=&Age2=&HairColor=&HairType=&HairLength1=&HairLength2=&BreastSize1=&BreastSize2=&BreastCup1=&BreastCup2=&BreastImplants=&BreastAppearance=&Piercings=&Tattoos=&Pussy=&Ethnicity=&Transsexual=&TFunctionality=&TVersatility=&TCockSize=&TCircumcised=&TEjaculates=&Smokes=&deliveredaspromised=&OnTime=
>>68722343
We're back office. Diamond and Silk are the sales team.
>>68722520
DO WE KNOW WHAT LOLLIPOP MEANS?
>>68722024
I hope she's been payed well. She took one for the team in more ways than one.
>>68722225
>I'm only pointing out that Cruz has done his damage and taken delegates away ALREADY.
Trump used Cruz to eliminate every single possible real threat to his candidacy who couldn't be brought on board. With Cruz sitting at #2, nobody else could win a state. Jeb and Rubio are out, Christie and Carson are on board, and that leaves Kasich, who has no mathematical possibility of taking the nomination. Only Trump can win now.
So now he takes Cruz out behind the barn and shoots him in the head, and the primary is wrapped up ahead of schedule
>and under budget
>>68722692
Why would they turn against Trump after reading an article that has nothing to do with Trump? If anything they wouldn't give a shit. Shill.
>Sarah Isgur Flores
Is that the bitchy CNN commenter cunt that constantly who keeps shilling for #NEVERTRUMP? If so, this makes a shit ton more sense now.
>>68722259
Le ifunny navy has arrived xD
Is this legit? If it is, fucking Rato is done.
>>68722601
O MY FUG
>>68722601
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
HERE'S THE PICTURE THEY CENSORED
>>68721360
Some of these girls are hot. How did he do it?
>>68721360
Top keker.
Great rhyme
>>68722712
please explain you enlightened nigger you
>>68722692
Except this is a story put out by National Enquirer, not Trump. Lots of people are spreading it: Trump supporters, HIllary supporters, Bernie supporters, and pretty much any Democrat
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68722290
>two shill bux have been deposited into your goldman sachs account
>>68722833
No, that's Amanda Carpenter.
>>68722693
This is a mirror of what happened in 2008 with John Edwards
The National Enquirer exposed that too
CRUZ SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68722801
LOLLIPOP means dick.
Aka lick on the LOLLIPOP
Thank you lil wayne
>>68722754
We fought well today lads. But this is merely a warmup. For the final boss that we have to defeat is Hillary, and we will need to summon the full force and might of memes and Kek to win this one.
search theeroticreview pls
>>68722801
Could be code for blowjob since they're black and Lil Wayne had that massive song about suckin dicks like lollipops.
>>68722022
FFFFFFF...
>>68721360
Why does this magazine say April 4th, 2016? Are they waiting to release it or is this from the future
>>68721731
Are you retarded? When have you had to reveal your sexual history to your future employer during an interview? Don't be so god damn daft.
>>68722778
Considering it's been apparently confirmed by a quasi-MSM journo from Washington Times and is probably related to a Shapiro-quashed Breitbart article that never ran... yeah probably it's true.
Which is the pinnacle of hilarity. Watching Cruz crash and stall out and end up at sub-Rubio support will be almost worthy of beating off to.
>rato is able to fuck Trump and Fiorina's campaign managers
How?
>>68722433
Trump can win over a lot of people if he plays this right. The affair was none of his business but he views Katrina as a smart professional despite her past and that is why he hired her, ect.
>>68722459
What's wrong with #PleasureCruz?
>>68722586
They're not a reflection of what's really trending, idiot.
>>68722693
Washington Times biyatch.
>>68722807
>Gossip magazines have never lied for a quick buck
WEW, Jesus Christ
>>68722712
>a nervous rat appears
>>68722717
>If I make fun of someone I think is a slut, but they aren't actually a slut, I am not the type of person that makes fun of people for being sluts.
>>68722653
>oh i KNOW you did not just tell me you don't wanna make America great again.
>Y'all muthafuckas need Trump.
>>68722290
>t.john edwards
>>68722820
OHHHH SHIIIT
>>68722730
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>>68722022
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT......
>>68722127
as long as trump dont touch it who cares if it backfires as of right now this isnt related to trump at all
>>68722860
But where is the Mic?
>>68722987
She was Cruz's campaign manager before she was Trump's my son.
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=66679
Which of the reviews is Ted?
GUYS THIS COULD BE THE REASON HEIDI CRUZ HAD THAT BOUT OF DEPRESSION A FEW YEARS BACK, THINK ABOUT IT.
>>68721562
American news media is on average two days behind the internet. They have to scour the internet to remain relevant
>>68722152
She is a traitor. Gas her.
It IS trending you fucking morons
>>68722948
If Rato has this kind of dirt, then Hillary will be easy.
Help Redpill out Leddit undercover agents on /r/The_Donald
They are spreading it too.
>>68722754
Don't get your hopes up just yet. This is just phase 1. The story has gained traction, but now we need a confession before Rato is vanquished
>>68722462
He married a woman that looks like himself as a tranny.
EMBARRASSING.
>Not by the hair of her chinny chin chin!
>>68722664
Lol.
>>68722213
I didnt know WTF that they were referring to but not it's coming together. I cant believe this election is happening right now.
Is this even real? National inquire is so suspect. I'm not saying you're wrong, I just have reservations
NIGGERS I FOUND HARTFORD ROAD, NEXT TO MOPAC EXPRESSWAY MENTIONED IN THE POLICE REPORT. HELP ME SEARCH NEARBY SCHOOLS.
>>68722213
>be libertarian blue
>have this big bomb on cruz
>tell people i have something yuge
>kike notices it
>"oy vey, shut it down"
>people call me a liar
>i shitpost ponies in protest
>mfw fucking NE gets my story and gets all the attention
REMEMBER THIS? NEVER CAME OUT
so dis niqqa gettin his diqq suqqed bye 6 fine biches n yall pasty azz white boyz tryna tell me that shit aint a reason 2 vote 4 him?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68722820
What the fuck power level is Trump, hot damn
>>68721523
man they did a terrible job of censoring the photos.
>>68723012
uhhhhh the risk vs. reward on that is totally fucked. It's: do you want to have an increase in sales for a few weeks, or do you want to shell out $100million in a libel suit? (probably more cause they're in Florida)
Well I guess I'll just have to go to work in the morning without any sleep
Washington Times columnist:
"COMING CLEAN: From what I know, at least 2 of the women named as Cruz mistresses by the National Enquirer are accurate
#TRUMP #CRUZ #TCOT"
https://twitter.com/drews_views/status/713222276875812865
@MAGAmerchant @realDonaldTrump @Campaign_Trump Lots heard rumors. An online media outlet new the whole story but they chose not to run w/it.
>>68722022
;_;7
>>68723015
>muh Cruz missile shill hurr hurr
DO YOU FUCKERS THINK BEFORE YOU ACT?!?!?!?
>>68723012
nope, never
>>68722022
Woah, that's deep...
>>68721897
wait, she's black?
>>68723055
They recolored her dress with purple.
here she is...
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
>>68722872
All women involved in politics get involved because they are turned on by power and being around and fucking powerful men.
They are all groupies for power. Any one who has been involved in politics or a political campaign will tell you this.
>>68722601
If this is true, that is HIGHLY ILLEGAL and money laundering.
>>68722117
Not necessarily. But a nutty wife may have driven him to cheat.
>>68723169
I know that feel
>>68721684
shoo shoo shill
>>68722609
He will go from discredited to disgraced.
>F
WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
>WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
>WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
>WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
>WHY DOES HIS WIFE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
IT'S LIKE THOSE MEME IMAGES WHERE YOU PHOTOSHOP THE RETARDS FACE ON THE OTHER PEOPLE BUT IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED
IS THIS MEME MAGIC
>>68722519
>Confirmed for never playing chess before
>tfw heard something involving Austin schoolteachers
>tfw born and raised in Austin
Is there anyway I can help
WHY IS THIS MAGAZINE FROM APRIL 4TH WHAT DAY IS IT RIGHT NOW FUCK
>>68723016
>calling someone a slut and shaming them for acting like a slut is the same thing
>>68723227
No image, no dice.
We need image matches.
>>68723227
>http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
HOLY FUCKIN CHRIST THAT'S BRILLIANT
>>68722497
> Shapiro you snake.
NEVER EVER TRUST A JEW!
>>68723158
Yeah so others would piece it together. It's a fucking tabloid mag. If someone else reports on it there's more credibility.
>>68722476
jeb! never catches a break i sorta feel sorry for him
>>68723274
>SISTER?
>SISTER?
>FAKE MARRIAGE?
>WHAT IS THE BEANS
>>68723274
So he could fuck himself every night
>>68723169
>>68723248
>working on the weekend
LmaOoOoOoOo
Move over Jeb, there's a new King Cuck.
/cucked and chucked
Yeb drops out as a LOOOSER.
Ted Cruz ravaged by sex scandal.
Kasich elected at brokered convention.
Trump voters revolt.
Republican party implodes.
I can't wait.
NEW THREAD IS UP
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
>Katrina went private on Instagram
>3/5 women now ID'd
>confirmation that Ben "Shalom" Shapiro knew about this in February but shut it down
GET IN HERE GUYS
WE'RE STILL TRENDING
>>68723268
>>68723268
>>68723268
>>68723268
>>68723268
>>68721923
this is how I imagine Trump tweeting
>>68721360
The remaining two are: KONNI BURTON AND JUDI NICHOLS.
I can't say anything more. I will not be posting any more replies. Goodbye.
>>68723007
YEAH, NOT THE POST (AN ACTUAL NEWSPAPER), BUT THE WASH TIMES (A RETARDED BLOG)
AHAHHAHAHAHA
>>68722927
>>68723007
THE ENQUIRER ACTUALLY HAD PHOTOS OF JOHN EDWARDS HOLDING HIS ILLEGITIMATE LOVE BABY. WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF CRUZ BANGING THESE WOMEN???
OH WAIT THEY DONT EXIST BECAUSE THIS SHIT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
TRUMPTARDS ARE SO FUCKING DESPERATE ITS PATHETIC HAHAHAHAHA
>>68723108
It's supposedly from a pulitzer prize winning journalist that has broke legit stories like this in the past.
Do you remember the story a couple months ago that journalist on Breitbart kept hinting at about Cruz, then got shut down? This is probably it. No shit, I think Ben Shapiro probably stuck his nose (no pun intended) into the story and made them trash it somehow.
I'm 99% sure this is legit.
Pic might be related
>>68723124
>hfw
>>68722117
>people choose to be politicians and public figures
>>68723342
Don't. Jeb made shady money off Obamaphones among many other things
Down the rabbit hole we go;
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
>>68722793
dat url
>>68723393
Too Early.
>>68723393
DOING IT NOW WILL SPILT THE THREADS YOU IDIOT.
>>68721729
It was like this before. I had to request her to let me follow.
>I take a nap for 2 hours
>come back and Flores is found
Jesus Christ guys good work, was it some random anon who found her?
How can that skaven rat be such a player? What does those women see in him?
>>68722986
I guess I shouldn't have been so initially dismissive, the National Enquirer got John Edwards.
This could be really fucking good for the Trump campaign.
>>68723302
Not good enough. Need a photo!
GAWKER HAVE JUST TWEETED IT AND EVERYTHING. THE RUMOUR'S OUT THERE WHETHER IT'S TRUE OR NOT NOW BOYS.