http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/beans-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
Is THIS why Trump was baiting El Rato into the wife situation? Because he knew this story was coming out? Forced him to take his final stand on a hill with a landmine planted?
Look at the first picture and tell me you don't recognize her face. Trump knew this was in the pipeline and timed it PERFECTLY.
>>68676898
is that Katrina in the first pic?
>>68676898
>1,000 a night
That must have included anal.
>>68677123
Yeah it's pretty much known, it's the Trump card that Trump has had in his pocket this whole time.
He calls him lyin Ted for a reason
>>68677123
Katrina who?
>national enquirer
>>68676898
KAT! NO!
https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/16/cruzs-thot/
have another
>>68676898
I think Trump just knows the media so well that he knew they would jump to conclusions for ratings, and it would hurt Cruz
>>68677461
>national enquirer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards_extramarital_affair
>>68677461
>>68678174
We live in a time where a tabloid rag has more credibility than FOX and MSNBC.
>>68677362
Katrina Pierson, trumps spokeperson.
Wait... Did Ted Juz really cheat on his wife with Hurricane Katrina?
Damn Ted, Katrina is a fine piece of ass.
>>68679272
>>68680089
something must have happened between them for kat to switch to trump. guess thats why cruz never attacked trump at first. he has something hiding.
>>68680241
>>68680331
IS THE TOP LEFT PIC FUCKING HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!???
>>68680397
http://www.flashbax.com/images/rino/heidi.jpg
No. It can't be. This is too much. No one is this good at long term planning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2QKEXykBH0
>>68676898
>http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/beans-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
I really hope this breaks onto Drudge, that would be great
>>68680763
i think we even underestimated just how good Trump is. He probably had a plan for every single person he is facing. Now imagine how he was friends with the Clintons. Holy shit man. he knows stuff that he is gonna release. the man has to because he feels he has a chance to beat her. We underestimated God Emperor.
>>68677293
Ohhh, that could explain how he knew about this.
>>68680541
She's the most based quadroon in history, so I can't really blame him.
Trump needs to end Cruz's campaign, this is going on too long and it's hurting Trump. He needs to apply the coup de grac
At least he has good taste in mistresses
>>68681122
the problem being that people who have information on the clintons usually end up dead.
>>68681122
to add Trump made Kat his spokeperson to intimidate Cruz. It actually explains a shitload why Cruz never attacked Trump at the beginning because he assumed Trump would just flame out. Now Cruz is scared shitless. He can't win without attacking Trump and by doing that he risks Trump fucking his entire life up with revealing the mistresses. I knew Trump was smart but the man had a fucking backup plan for Cruz just tells you how fucking scarey intelligent he is.
>>68680541
Lucky bastard.
I wish I was politics.
>>68681616
Trump has the money to protect himself plus the Secret Service. He is also too far into the campaign that him dying would cause riots.
>>68676898
TIME TO GO ALL OUT ON THIS SHITT
SPREAD THIS IN TWITTER /pol/
TIME TO GO FULL GOEBBELS ON THIS SHIT!!!
>>68681122
Nice digits. He's like a combination between the world grand master of chess and Son Goku. You never really know what his max power level is. Every time he reveals his power level to be higher than previously though we have to ask ourselves 'Is this it?' is this his final form? But of course it's not. Only The God Emperor himself knows how many aces lay in his sleeves.
Trump only has a small handful of advisers, because if more than a few people knew about every card then the cards risk being revealed at the wrong time?
I'm a pretty skeptical person, not sure of any of this Ted+Katrina affair stuff is even true. However I suppose it doesn't even need to be true. I hope it is.
Why would the Cruz pacs ever go after Trump's wife if they knew about the cruz+katrina relations? Were they ill-informed or are we all just being jewed out of our shekels?
>>68682158
BLITZKRIEG MEIN BRUDER
>tfw the only person running for president with any semblance of morals and human decency is the dirty commie socialist Bernie Sanders...
>>68681911
Trump is playing on a level we can't comprehend like a true God.
I still don't understand why he comes of so uninformed on certain issues
I still don't understand why he has tourrets on Twitter.
It doesn't mean he is wrong, is just we can't comprehend what he is doing because he is so far ahead of us.
Perhaps his appealing to the below 100iq crowd requires this and we don't get it.
>>68682483
excuse me
>>68682483
his supporters make up for his lack of immorality and indecency. Bernie is gonna lose because everyone hates his college kid supporters.
>>68682483
>morals
>decency
>an old jewish communist
No.
>>68682158
:^)
Rato needs to get caught in a cheese baited trap already and make way for the Supreme Emperor.
>>68682483
>writes rape fantasy editorials
>calls for sanctions in Iraq, Libya, and other places which starve hundreds of thousands of people
>bribing millennials with the promise of "free" shit if he gets elected
>semblance of morals
KEK
>>68676898
BUMPING THIS SHIT....
EL RATO IS GOING DOOOOOWNN
the best thing is romney is now disowned by utah for promoting a complete piece of shit
>>68676898
I fucking knew it. When Trump said "spill the beans" he meant unleashing his hurricane Katrina.
>>68676898
>April 4, 2016
????
*REMEMBER KATRINA IS THE VICTIM OF A HEINOUS PREDATOR, A DISGUSTING MAN WHO COURTS WOMEN TO GAIN THEIR TRUST THEN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THEM BEHIND HIS WIFES BACK. JUST LIKE BILL CLINTON DID.*
KATRINA IS THE VICTIM. KATRINA IS THE VICTIM. KATRINA IS A VICTIM.
TED IS A PREDATOR. TED IS A PREDATOR. TED IS A PREDATOR.
This is the angle, /pol/. People will try to attack Katrina and make her "just as bad as Ted", just remind them that SHE IS THE VICTIM, AND TED IS THE PREDATOR.
>>68683008
Glenn Beck too. LOL FUCK YES!
>>68683155
They print those things out one or two weeks in advance to ship them across the whole country, m8
Katrina what were you thinking? Youre way to good for creepy Cruz.
>>68683155
first monday of april
april edition
>>68683223
so someone leaked this picture
>>68680397
Looks afraid
>>68683208
Glenn actually trusted Ted too. Glenn is gonna be so fucking enraged he might go bonkers.
>>68683411
>don't you ever talk to me or my wife's sons ever again
>>68681503
dontvyou me coup de guac?
is this it? cruz shit come tumbling down now? katrina will end him as trump final weapon?
>>68680763
>Sgt peppers album cover
Triggered desu
We must thank Kat for her sacrifice to embed herself in enemy camp to get some dirt on Rato.
So this is it?
This kills the rat?
>>68683489
>he might go bonkers
how can he go more bonkers? he has hit máximum bonkers famalam
>>68683765
If MSM picks the story up, he's done.
CRUZ JUST FELL INTO TRUMP'S TRAP!
TRUMP KNOWS THAT CRUZ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH KATRINA PIERSON
TRUMP CONFIRMED FOR GOD EMPEROR!!!!!!!!
>>68683800
was implying he might physically harm ted or others. keeping this secret hidden from Glenn makes him look like a complete fool (more so than he already is) and might actually fuck his life up as well. The Mormon church sure as fuck wont trust any choice Glenn makes again for sure.
>>68683877
WE NEED TO GO FULL GOEBBELS MATE
WE NEED TO BRING OUT OUR INNER JEW AND SHILL TO OUR MAXIMUM POTENCY
GET TO WORK /pol/!!!!!
DOWN WITH EL RATO
This feels so fucking surreal. Donald, sorry I underestimated your power.
>>68684063
Spread this shit on Twitter!
I feel a need to rein in my initial enthusiasm because we're still talking about a piece from the national fucking enquirer.
So Trump has just been sitting on this info for months, and made Katrina his spokeperson to unsettle Cruz?
That's admirably devilish.
Trump is the greatest troll of all time.
What a time to be alive.
>>68676898
Obviously, this proves nothing so far. But keep in mind the National Enquirer was THE tabloid that took out John Edwards.
They aren't credible the same way a normal newspaper is. But this can't just be totally dismissed as complete bullshit.
And if Katrina (who is obviously being referred to in this) confirms it...
What is the female version of a cuck?
>>68684040
TO THE MEME STATIONS FAGGOTS!
>>68683411
>Looks afraid
Rodents always look afraid.
>>68684326
Cuck is gender Neutral.
>>68684307
Anon women never lie though. Why are you being a victim blamer. If KAt said it happened then it happened. She is after all a poor marginalized minority woman. ;) Trump is a genius.
>>68684326
Hillary
>they waited until right after the Mormon stronghold to release this
>Ratio's chances in the remaining states are gonna plummet
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68684040
We really need to step it up. Rato has been tricking naive evangelicals for too long. Lyin' Ted can't be allowed to "muh Jesus" anymore without people knowing it's a scam.
Fuck that tricky spic and his weird pentecostal preacher voice.
>>68684193
You could say it was his Trump card.
>be Muh Jesus, muh Baptist, muh Gawd
>cheat on your blonde wife with a quadroon
Why is always the Evangelicals? It's that gay pastor all over again.
>>68684326
>>68684423
I never understood it anyways.
It's the female cuckoo who makes others raise her children.
"Cuck" applies more to the "bull" if anything.
>>68684715
>>68684715
>It's the female cuckoo who makes others raise her children.
so they're like single mothers basically?
BUMP
MEME IT TO THE MAX GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
>>68684715
Bull and female cuckoo have sex. Cuck raises the child of this unholy union as his own.
>>68684423
This, cuck is neutral.
It's cuckold that = male, and cuckquean = female.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean
>>68684914
No, more like mothers who give their children up for adoption.
....probably black teen moms.
>>68680541
>>68680331
>>68680397
>>68680089
>>68680241
>>68679338
burn the coal pay the toll
>>68677362
>Katrina who?
>he doesn't know who Hurricane Katrina is
lurk moar
Anyone got an good fappable pics of Katrina?
I feel like it's a good way to dedicate yourself to the God Emperor.
Maybe if we all spill our beans, she will spill hers.
>>68676898
>lyin ted
Was she banging Randlet too?
>>68677293
So was Katrina the hooker the teacher or a coworker?
>>68684981
The whole point is cuckoo's don't raise any children, they make non-cuckoo's do all the hard work while they just reproduce as much as possible.
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/BrianRoss/page?id=3247430
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/contact-us/
http://www.witn.com/home/misc/152557285.html?device=phone&c=y
http://www.dailystormer.com/contact
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
Send this to as many news sites as you can.
If your local news station has a contact box, send it to them
>>68684269
of course he is, he's trolling millions of his supporters into thinking he can do anything as president
>>68676898
Hasn't Trump had lots of affairs himself? Is the only difference that Cruz's affairs aren't public yet, and he's actually ashamed of them unlike Trump?
>>68685317
>Was she banging Randlet too?
>Randlet
I highly doubt it
>>68685319
Both
>>68685319
You take this back.
>>68685431
Trump isn't pretending to be some evangelical choir boy. Cruz's Jesus support would drop.
>>68685117
It's always true.
What at time to be alive.
>>68676898
Conservative Treehouse is based as fuck.
They scoop all the best shit and their predictions are FAR ahead of the curve. Those mofos have predicted the GOP game plan long before anyone else did, and probably will end up being right on most everything else for the remainder of this election cycle.
Fuck Cruz, he's trying SO hard here in Wisconsin, and despite opening tons of call centers and such, he's still not getting ahead of The Don. What a time to be alive.
Well boys,
Time to boot up the meme machine and get to work.
When this goes mainstream, it's GG.
Let's get meming.
>>68685441
they just made out
maybe a blow job and some finger banging
unfortunate for him her sights were set a lot higher
WHAT IS GOING ON POL
HURRICANE KATRINA ABOUT TO BLOW UP RATOS' CAMPAIGN?
>>68677123
yup
>>68685606
i c wut u did thar
hev sum but
>>68676898
TRUMP IS FRIENDS WITH THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER CEO
HE PLANTED THE STORY
>>68685431
Trump then left ex wife. Cruz has affairs and covers them up while forcing his wife to go along with it.
>>68676898
everyone say it with me, President. ''President''. Donald. ''Donald''. J. ''J.'' wait for it,... Trump.
LYING TED
HOLDING THE BIBLE
IN HIS HAND
>>68682483
If only he were a winner.
>>68676898
Why would Ted cheat if Heidi is high test?
>>68678174
This guy knows.
>>68680541
>tfw the snake fucked my waifu
>tfw cuck'd by Cruz
>spent most of the day wondering what could stop Cruz's momentum to keep him from forcing a brokered convention
>come home
>see this
Bless you, God Emperor. Bless you, /pol/
>>68685117
>>68676898
GET IN HERE LADS NEW THREAD!!!!!!!
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685798
because ted is low test and can't handle it
>>68685426
Kek it's still better than shillary
PUTS HIS HAND ON THE BIBLE
>>68685798
Because Ted is low test
>>68685905
See this:
>>68685284
Do your part and spread this shit on twitter!!!!
>>68681503
here, here .. its time to put Cruz to bed once and for all .Politically speaking of course..
95% chance this is fake and designed to sell magazines in a slow issue, but fuck Lyin' Ted so let's spread this shit all around. Make it so Trump doesn't have to dirty his hands with this shit, /pol/.
>>68676898
>Supermarket shelf tabloids
I hate el rato too, but only flabby soccer moms actually believe anything written in those
>Katrina Pierson, former Cruz consultant, joins Donald Trump campaign
I wonder if she joined the Trump campaign because of Cruz's affair, and when she told Trump about it.
This kills the rat
No credit to me, some other anon made it in the trump general
>>68684269
>Trump is the greatest troll of all time
A fitting Emperor
>>68679338
>>68680089
>>68680241
>>68680331
I'm guessing this is how Trump got dirt on Rato that he was going to "spill." Katrina must have learned somewhere along the line that Cruz was a snake and sided with Trump.
>>68681911
>mfw i realized trump was 10x more of a super genius than i had already assumed
this is brilliant stuff m8s
https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/157632418587750400
>>68686323
take it easy thou, she works for trump now
>>68686199
Katrina was running for Congress, if Rato promised his endorsement for sex, Cruz is fucking done.
>>68685687
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!
>>68681122
yfw hillary clinton pleads guilty to avoid getting stumped by trump.
>>68681122
>He probably had a plan for every single person he is facing.
He already told us dude, he is batman.
>>68685606
>unfortunate for him her sights were set a lot higher
never change straya
>>68682551
>Perhaps his appealing to the below 100iq crowd requires this and we don't get it.
this is what i think is the case regarding his "5th grade language" as some claim. if he revealed his massive 'cerebral' side it would turn off the average dudes.
Is this for real? He must have known this for months, and knew to hold it not only until it came between him and cruz but after the whole establishment threw its weight behind him. This can't be for real.
>>68686130
No way .. the Enquirer knows it business and libeling a candidate for potus would not serve their futer well..
Do you not remember John Edwards? Surly that seemed inconceivable when the Enquirer first reported on his affair... but it was true. it went off like a slow motion atom bomb and Edwards has been off the national stage ever since.. it even killed his wife.
>>68682272
because cruz didnt. trump probably put out that ad because he knew it wouldnt hurt him, and would put the fear into cruz.
>>68682272
Hi vigil
BatMan destroyed the ratman.
>>68686854
>>68686416
>Katrina must have learned somewhere along the line that Cruz was a snake
Kat is one of the girls Ted was banging
>>68686753
Yeah, I have to agree. No one is this good. No one CAN be this good.
>>68680763
>>68683686
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>68686834
The fact that tabloid rags have been the death of candidates before because *gasp* they actually had the real dirt is something Ted should be worried about.
>>68687492
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>68683191
Pred Cruz
>>68685701
This, and he forces his mistresses to take part in orgies involving his wife's daughters
>>68687597
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>68680541
That look on her face... they definitely fucked.
>>68687582
it's glorious. trump is so inspirational! you know, i never watched the apprentice or really knew much about trump before he announced his campaign but i've honestly developed a deep respect for the man.
>>68676898
Reminder that we have a new thread
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685284
>>68685284
Help us spread the hashtag
#CruzSexScandal!!!!!!!!!
>>68687582
>villain
How so?
MGMA is an act of love and heroism.
>>68687706
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>68683347
fucking sherlock over here
>>68686146
It has merit here because the national enquire has broke affairs on presidential candidates before.
>>68687300
I know that which is why I think she realized upon banging him that he was a treacherous snake and wasn't a moral crusading conservative like he said he was. Or >>68686481
>>68681911
THAT'S WHY CRUZ IS SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT THE ATTACKS ON HIS WIFE RIGHT NOW
TRUMP REALLY DOES KNOW SHIT
FUUUUUUUUCK
Why was Heidi Cruz suicidal?
Because her roses didn't bloom well? Because she burned dinner? Because a woman at the hair dresser sneered at her?
Or maybe she caught wind of the affairs and flipped the fuck out.
>>68683574
>>68685426
Rafael "the rat" Cruz detected.
>>68685431
He's had one affair, then married his mistress. His current wife was his long term mistress. They've been kind of a thing for long time.
>National Inquirer
>>68687300
Yeah and she wanted something for it. She's working for Trump now so I guess that Cruz didn't pay enough, or even tossed her aside while Trump saw a way to secure some serious dirt on a potential opponent.
The foresight by Trump for this to have occurred would have to be legendary though.
>>68688370
>>68688370
They broke the John Edwards story
>>68685798
Is that Elliot Rodger on the far left?
>>68676898
This is why Trump is a winner
This is why we boarded the Trump Train
Not a far cry from art of the deal to the art of the deal with it
Let me know when Drudge carries this. Until then it's meaningless
>>68676898
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS... ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68686543
I imagine every one running against has that sick feeling in their stomach, that feeling you get when you know you did something wrong and the police are knocking at the door. No wonder they all perform poorly against Trump.
>>68676898
Trump's mastery of Media Manipulation is stunning.the Work of a master in his true medium.
Putin likely wants to cuddle up to trump politically so he can compare notes.
>MFW when a trump presidency leads to Russia and the US getting cozy by the fire while provides fireworks and explosions.
>>68681503
He's been waiting for the establishment to get behind him, he's waiting for every last person to endorse Cruz so he knows which team each person is playing for, he's going to kill them all at the same time.
>>68685701
Cruz' wife argues with him about in front of the kids which is why they hate him
>>68685798
those supporters look super excited to be supporting Ted Cruz!
>>68687626
Ted Screws
>>68685606
>unfortunate for him her sights were set a lot higher
"Hey lady, my eyes are down here."
>>68685687
>>68688925
This is why I want Trump. I want beach property in the heart of Afghanistan or wherever the crater's perimeter will be.
>>68685877
Anon you deserve a hug.
>>68676898
>pixellating the face AND putting a black bar over the pixellated eyes
Why is every single fucking politician in this election so incompetent?
>>68687846
>>68687706
>>68687597
>>68690238
In a normal election these candidates would appear hyper competent, but only because they would be up against other weak politician cakeboys so the least faggy candidate would look like a god. They didn't anticipate a true essence of masculinity and patriotism to enter the fray. Now they all look like buffoons next to the infinite wisdom of Donald J Trump.
Any idea how to narrow down the possibilities for the teacher?
>sexy Austin schoolteacher
>had a fling with Ted after he was appointed Texas Solicitor General [2003-2008]
Here's the directory for the Austin school district but the number of names is giant: https://www.austinisd.org/directory
>>68680089
>>68680241
>>68680331
>>68680397
>>68680541
REVERSE KEKED!
>>68690001
begun
the memewars
has
>>68682551
Why did Bush come off as ***Dummy Dubya*** when he was an ivy league graduate?
Same reason
Same answer
Damn, is this why Heidi tried to kill herself?
He wanted to be President
He ended up exposed as a Predator
-Predator Cruz-
2016
>>68682483
Bernie is literally an edgy teenage communist NEET who never grew out of it
The one on the right is definitely Amanda Carpenter, former Cruz Comms Director. Look here and squint at the blurred one. https://imgur.com/PnK5sV8
>>68692638
She shills for Cruz on CNN constantly
>>68688667
do it
Side by Side.
>>68677255
Those prices are normal for Australia whores. A whore my wife and I used to see a fair bit would charge a grand for 2 hours with anal but because my wife was hot she wouldn't charge for her as she liked eating her out.
FIVE GIRLS BOOGERS AND LIES!!!!
>>68676898
>national enquirer
you guys are really taking this seriously?
i know this board is trump general but cmon
>>68685687
based Trump
SAUCE IS ROGER STONE. TOO GOOD OF A SAUCE.
"It's probably BS, because it's just the National Enquirer"
--said everyone about John Edwards' love child
--said everyone about Jesse Jackson's love child
--said everyone about Limbaugh's oxy addiction
--said everyone about Gary Hart's affair
--said everyone about Bob Dole's affair
>>68685687
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68685687
what a brutal genius.
KATRINA GOING CAT 5!?
>>68693097
hey john
>>68685687
YESSSSS TED CRUZ BTFO
TASTE YOUR OWN MEDICINE YOU ESTABLISHMENT FUCKKKKKKKK
>>68685426
It's either him or Hillary. I'm going Trump.
>>68693415
>Kennedy
>150 IQ
>was generally a terrible student, a party boy, and had to have his thesis ghostwritten by his father's friends
LMFAO
I don't understand why anyone would even want to marry such a creep, much less have extramarital affairs with him
>people doubted our emperor
>>68693767
Women are climbers and being a sitting senator makes up for being a ratface by a wide margin.
>>68688160
NO, TED! DON'T DO IT!
>>68686416
Oh foolish woman!
>>68693653
oh sorry didnt know you are white.
>>68676898
Hang on, is this actually legit?
>>68681122
>He probably had a plan for every single person he is facing.
Speak politely, but have a plan to kill every single person you meet.
>>68694458
Why would that fine piece of ass Katrina fuck Ted Ooze?
Trump is working on another dimension. Must've travelled to the past and coerced her into having an affair with him so he can use it later on. Based Big Don.
>>68694458
Possibly
>>68676898
Has Cruz responded to the story?
He's probably like AWWW SHIT!!!! and crying.
>>68682483
Bernie was a literal hobo until he was like 50 and had a child out of wedlock.
>>68684326
Cuck queen.
>>68693415
>Grant
>>68695388
thats not even remotely true, rofl.
>>68682950
>canada flag
>implying universal health care is bad
>>68688433
The only ones who could get away with serious shit like that are the Clintons.
>>68680763
Trump is Yugioh
>>68677123
>is that Katrina in the first pic?
That's why Trump made her his spokeman so early on. It's been known, it's not in national news and is just a rumor, but it's really the only way to explain why she's with Trump and not Cruz campaign now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7_6v_n00U8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZKLRoUtVUE
>>68685877
your waifu is a maple burner
Bump for eternal justice. Please let this be true and bring Cruz down.
There's no chance this is just tabloid bullshit, right?
>>68693006
>>68697740
One of the pictures is Amanda Carpenter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70kppLVfNEo
>>68695388
Fuck off /r/sanders infiltrator
>>68698493
Meant to reply to this cuck >>68695742
Guys... I think it's time to call in the /b/ team.
THIS IS A MOVEMENT! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE VIOLENCE AND THREATS FROM THE FASCIST LEFT. THE WORLD NEEDS TRUMP, RIGHT NOW!!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68693586
G-guys... ttthhhis just got scary.
>>68677123
>You will never sexually harass Hurricane Katrina with your Cuban #CruzMissle
Why live?
HOW CAN ONE MAN POSSESS SO MUCH FUCKING TALENT!?!?
I bow to God Emperor.
#PleasureCruz
>>68700061
We must stand for the God Emperor. There is no place for low energy.
>>68685606
I thought Randlet and Rato were the same heignt, just different shows?
>>68694672
Roasted and toasted rat in on the menu
HOLY SHIT!
second Pulitzer incoming
>>68681122
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
>>68700566
They never won a Pulitzer. It went to a bunch of "respectable" papers who piggybacked on their story instead.
>>68700759
this
He's just fucking toying with the dems, if you've read his books, he lays it all out, you let them fight it out while you sit back, and always have dirt on them, everyone in politics is dirty.
He's going to blow it wide open lads.
>>68700971
Man can you imagine the shit he'd have on leaders of other countries? It might be the real reason why everyone's attacking him this hard to be frank.
