The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
El Rato Cruz is Trump's final opponent here in this primary. The ultimate weapon is finally here to take this son of a bitch out of this race!!!
News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts. The National Enquirer, the news outlet that TOOK DOWN JOHN EDWARDS is reporting on this.
Time for us to MEME this into existence. Shill on twitter, shill on Kikebook, do everything in your power to Tarnish the reputation of El Rato Cruz.
MAKE THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal TREND ON TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember:
> #CruzSexScandal
Long LIVE THE GOD EMPEROR!
> Remember lads, the Wisconsin Primary is on April 5. We must take him down before than.
>>68685284
Forgot related PIC!!
>>68685284
#CruzSexScandal
TIME TO GET TO THE MEME STATIONS /pol/!!!
>>68685284
Don't let me down /pol/
SEND THE TED CRUZ STORY TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
>>68686127
bumping again!
Thx Anon!
>>68685284
>tfw even Ted Cruz can bang a qt
>tfw I never even kissed a girl
Life is suffering
>>68686238
>Ted Cruz has 5 mistresses
tfw some men are hogging all the women while I sit here with my dick in my hand. feels bad man.
>>68686572
Katrina is the Ultimate Trump card....
https://youtu.be/l7_6v_n00U8
>>68685284
4 sluts and 1 based spokeperson
>>68686644
no shit
Repiting what I've posted on the Trump General:
Was all this Cruz stuff a planned thing by Trump? I mean, he knew all this, and he waited until Cruz campaign bringed Melania to the story, so Trump can hit him with the affair without looking as the bully.
I made a twitter account just for this. MAGA!
>>68686572
>you haven't even seen my Trump card
HERE IS INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE OF THE ENQUIRER PIC BEING KATRINA
>>68686884
Can we please get a link to the story?
>>68686884
Stacey Dash is talking about it on Twitter.
>>68685332
Damn, rato gets alot of pussy
>>68686873
Yep. Trump won't say a word about the scandal. He planted the tweets and watched the dominoes fall.
>>68686238
are you a wealthy ivy league grad?
ted may be scum, but im not surprised he gets laid
>>68686644
confirmed
she was with him in Texas
>>68685284
This is why I can't associate with you chucklefucks even though I support Trump. THE FUCKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER being treated like a valid news source. Have you all lost your minds? This is some Reddit-tier fanaticism, you're no different than Sanders fags. Trying to push this like it's factual reports just makes us all look bad. You know this isn't credible.
inb4 MUH SHILL, MUH SLIDE, MUH REDDIT
fuck off.
>cruz has 5 girlfriends and 1 wife
>i have my hand
>>68687063
>>68687012
>>68686941
holy fuck we did it /pol/
>>68686238
>Irish
If you could visit America you'd be swimin in pussy. Save up bro.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
>>68686873
Trump looks like a bully aimlessly swinging when it turns out the pac isn't involved with Cruz.
i don't blame Trump for reacting the way he does, but if Trump had to to every news network to denounce a that Duke guy he had no association with up & down, left & right. Then Cruz should have to do the same and Denounce the Make America Awesome PAC for lowering the bar like this.
>>68686572
>>68686644
>yfw you realize this is the dirt trump was talking about a few days ago when rato's super pac made that GQ ad
>>68687203
It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it works.
We don't believe it.
Reminder that Trump got divorced twice because he couldnt keep it in his pants.
>>68687203
It was the same place that broke the John Edwards scandal you fuck
>>68687203
two words
John Edwards
you are the reddit tier shill here..
AMANDA CARPENTER POSSIBLY CONFIRMED AS ANOTHER
>>68687276
I was thinking about moving to America after I'm finished my computer science course tbqh
>>68687203
Yeah but one of them is Hurricane Katrina. It's her word against his. She could call him out then take one for the team and step down as Trump's spokeswoman. An honorable sacrifice.
#CruzSexScandal
what? who would actually have sex with this man
https://twitter.com/Padoozles/status/713131839137841152
>#CruzMistresses
>Cruz Missiles
kek
>>68687315
The PAC legally can't be involved with Cruz since it's illegal to "collude" with candidates. It's just "pro-Cruz".
>>68686572
>>68686644
>YOU RAPED HER!!!
>YĢ¶OĢ¶UĢ¶ Ģ¶MĢ¶UĢ¶RĢ¶DĢ¶EĢ¶RĢ¶EĢ¶DĢ¶ Ģ¶HĢ¶EĢ¶RĢ¶!!!
>YĢ¶OĢ¶UĢ¶ Ģ¶KĢ¶IĢ¶LĢ¶LĢ¶EĢ¶DĢ¶ Ģ¶HĢ¶EĢ¶RĢ¶ Ģ¶CĢ¶HĢ¶IĢ¶LĢ¶DĢ¶RĢ¶EĢ¶NĢ¶!!!!
>Roger Stone quoted with the rumors
Also did anyone that on ghost's comeback show he mentioned the 300 DELEGATES he has info on? Look who he knows. If shit is true even we have underestimated the God emperor
>>68687390
Trumps entire platform isnt based on being a moral evangelical christian though is it?
>>68687203
It probably is bullshit, but remember how it killed John Edwards's campaign?
>>68687203
its been brewing for weeks, all it needed was a bit of Mormon sparkle
>>68687452
OMG THAT BITCH IS THE BIGGEST CRUZ SHILL!
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST SHILL OF THEM ALL!
>>68686238
Just go out and talk to whoever you dumb cunt.
You'll spill your spaghetti a couple of times and then you'll stop being a social autist and notice when people are open to be approached. This is easier if you have friends but I'm playing it safe and assuming you don't.
You can make it you sad sack of potatoes.
>>68687012
they used an actual image of her freely available online, are they retarded?
>>68687203
Reminder that the National Enquirer:
>broke the story about Bristol Palin's pregnancy
>broke the story about John Edwards cheating
>took on a huge amount of libel responsibility printing the Ted Cruz story, if not true
you're in idiot if you think this isn't a true story.
>>68686873
This would follow Trump's MO thus far. A few times now, he's said that he doesn't attack unless he's attacked first.
>>68687471
she does not have to step down
Trump will stand by the Hurricane like a real man
tweet out the hashtag to
@jaredwyand
@steph93065
@kamvtv
if you want to get a lot of normie trump supporters to hop on it
>>68687203
It's a joke dummy
nobody will take this seriously
>>68687063
>that look
hory sheeirt he must have dicked her good.
>>68687203
>THE FUCKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER being treated like a valid news source. Have you all lost your minds?
John Edwards
>>68687315
He may look like a bully, but he didn't start the fire and made this thing get to the public sphere
>>68687407
>>68687424
>>68687641
Have you ever heard the saying "even a broken clock is right twice a day"? Go look at a fucking issue of national enquirer and tell me you think it's credible. I implore
you. The publication has been the laughing stock of printed media since it's inception.
>>68687203
It doesn't matter if it's real, dipshit. The rumor is enough to destroy him and Cruz's second choice voters will all go to Trump. It's GG. Trump might even win PA if this gets big.
>>68687218
>>68687012
>>68686941
good work gentlemen
>>68687203
>you're no different than Sanders
We're actually winning.
>>68687325
How is this dirt on his wife?
>>68687476
>dat sexy Texan accent doe
>dat holy preacher fiery passion
oh Lord,.. have mercy!
>>68687695
>Truth doesn't matter
>LE CRUZ VOTER FRAUD LYING EL RATO XD
No different than the fucking libbies, the "truth" only matters to you cunts when it fits your narritive.
>>68687593
>implying it wasn't done precisely for us to find out and advertise
>>68687694
I'm not sure you've noticed, but according to Fox, CNN, and ABC, Buzzfeed is now a reputable source to use for asking questions during official RNC sanctioned prime time debates.
>>68687642
This was Trump's trap and Cruz fell for it!
>>68687609
He would be in the middle of it with he said she said. Obviously she worked for Cruz at the time, caved in to her employer. It be wrong if she caved in because of Trump in order to keep her job. That's just my opinion.
>>68685284
Based Goebbels!
>>68687063
She looks like she has nice boobies but she got a fucking forehead.
>>68686238
He's famous you fucking idiot.
Jesus I hate the Irish. You're nothing but trash.
>>68687465
just make sure to keep the accent lol
>>68687694
Say what you will about the NE, but they're pretty good at breaking stories on affairs.
>>68686873
Media can easily twist it and Rato is twisting it himself.
>>68687005
>Damn, rato pays alot for pussy
Fix'd
>>68685284
Why didn't they release this story before UTAH?
Trump could have MAGA with those votes.
>>68687847
So big media using some shitty slanted online site to promote it's agenda makes the national enquirer credible? I'm not sure what your point is, friend.
>>68687276
>Irish
>sexually appealing to women
lol, no. There is no "sexy Irish" prototype in American culture. In fact, it's the opposite.
The Irish have as much sex appeal as Jews, only less because they are poor.
>>68687063
DOES SHE HAVE A INSTAGRAM?
>>68687203
We are the real Anonymous
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/712629063605739520
ahahahah fucking cruz, can't even make his own come-backs.
>>68687971
>Cruz chillin on the ground
THE MADMAN!
>>68685407
reporting
>>68688055
Meme magic is obviously real buddy.
>>68688054
Its being released on April 4!
THE DAY BEFORE THE WINNER TAKE ALL WISCONSIN PRIMARY!!!!!!
>Bitches love me
>>68688017
But the news about Cruz's Tiger Woods way of acting is not on the big networks yet
>>68687585
listen to this guy
after a couple of spaghetti spills you'll inevitably learn some game
>>68688211
Fair enough. I can't refute the meme magik.
>>68687539
Is this what Milo was talking about a few weeks back? Why didn't Breitbart publish it?
>http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
>http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
>http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
>http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
Reminder to vote for the emperor and downvote the leddit bernfags
It's not very catchy
You could do something with the word floozy, like #CruzFloozies, rhyming memes are the best memes
>>68687452
She's pretty cute tbqh phlam
>>68688366
Trump was waiting for the opportune time it seems.
Its over baby. KEEP SPREADING IT ON TWITTER!!!!!!!
> #CruzSexScandal
>>68687535
Holy shit man. You're going to give us all nightmares.
>>68685332
its a fucking tabloid. they regularly say shit like "bigfoot found buying coke off of aliens". no ones going to take this seriously
RT
https://twitter.com/TheNordicNation/status/713145963708162049
WHOOPS, THERE GOES THE BEANS
>>68687539
Ghost has to be Alex Jones...
>>68688366
The timing wasn't right. If it came out too soon it would've looked like Trump being a bully. By releasing the info right after Cruz attacked Melanie it would be seen as justified and would gain greater momentum
>>68688516
That's news of the world. The Enquirer is outlandish but they don't do those bullshit 'Hillary caught sleeping with alien' stories.
>>68688366
Because the jew Shapiro blocked it because he loves Cruz. Now ben is gone the story will run
>>68688516
hey bro
>>68688447
I'd go for something more like #SexCruzing
Play on his name
>>68687694
they've gotten the scoop on several big scandals
not to mention this has been rumored since December,not like they invented the idea out of no where
>>68688674
Hillary is the alien, sometimes her reptilian transformation falls apart, her eyes and skin twitch and transform.
>>68687452
>>68687452
>>68687452
>>68687452
holy fuck that is her in the last pic. compare her shirt collar and smile
>>68688527
look, I know you spics want to "move up" but fucking the Irish would lower you.
>>68687599
>Trump's MO
He's fair. He holds onto his dirt. He's willing to let what you do slide because he understands everybody has their own game.
But if you attack him. He will unload with absolutely everything. Trump is the kind of president that would have dropped the bombs to save american lives after pearl harbor.
>>68685284
>tfw someone posts your OC
>>68687203
the end justifies the means
For fucks sake delete bread and make a new one without the hashtag it will be the first spot on google searches
>>68686499
Lyin ted also loves the black men
>>68688061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shNHp1SWAcQ
>Sarah Chalke talkes about her Rosanne co-star Glenn Quinn
>"I was 16, and he was 24, and Irish and dreamy"
>Irish, dreamy
>>68689041
>>68687299
This didn't take long at all.
Now, is it substantiated?
>>68689043
Look at
>>68688357
>>68688527
liam neeson is the only recognizable one and he's like 6'5. oh and theres colin farrell but he's the definition of "douche"
>>68689222
People have fetishes. Some people like to have sex with shit. Others, the Irish.
>>68685284
>News are surfacing now that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with 5 sluts.
Like anyone would go for the Whitehouse with that dirt on their shoes. This would have been thrown early.
Trump calls him Lyin Ted, has drones here to rabble for lies on social media. Oh the irony.
Luckily the /pol/ brains trust are on the case, lol.
>>68689118
He even warned Cruz a few days in advance. I'm willing to bet that if Cruz had wholeheartedly apologised and abased himself, the story wouldn't have run.
>>68689222
those are all "black irish" not your average mick
>>68689350
>flag
oh look, a shitposter.
>>68687823
This is realpolitik, bitch
We want these ends, so we're using the means
I'm not going to care until Drudge carries this story.
>>68689350
Fucking faggot Aussie shitposter.
>>68686572
>>68686644
Cruz is banging Trump's spokeswoman?
Trump is a cuck?
what is it then?
>>68689567
^
This without drudge or kikebart it will go no where
>>68689350
lol,like we started the rumor or something
a very popular tabloid paper that has broken several similar stories is saying it,and you think trump supporters shouldn't spread it around,are you retarded?
>>68689291
>not recognizing James fucking Bond
underage fag gtfo
>>68688527
>we wuz bond n sheit
fucking potato niggers
>>68688527
But it's still not a stereotype
>>68689587
Why do you think he hired her?
can someone summarise the trump cruz wife thing for me. i dont get it
>>68689291
>Cillian Murphy and Pierce Brosnan not recognisable
nigga
>>68689587
nah, its more like he took her in so he could get the scoop on screwing rato over.
she pretty much traded cruz's life for a government post, classical women shit.
>>68689350
>Like anyone would go for the Whitehouse with that dirt on their shoes
Sen. Edwards story on the national enquirer
https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU
guys send all this shit to this guy. he gives no fucks and will post it on his twitter
>>68688366
>>68688366
Based Diamond and Silk also gave a tip off
https://youtu.be/gMlYPK4Ukdk?t=168
>>68689041
who is that?
>>68689288
holy shit. she is one of the biggest cruz shills out there.
>>68689725
Teds super pac insulted Donalds wife, so he punched back and insulted his. Now Cruz is whining like a faggot trying to play stupid and pretend to be a victim.
Not much else to it.
>>68689291
>Pierce Brosnan
>Cillian Murphy
>not recognisable
stop talking out of your ass you idiot, one of them was James Bond and was a literal 10/10, the other has been in many successful films like Inception, Batman Begins and 28 days later.
>pic related
one of the most handsome men alive
>>68685332
firing up the meme machine now brother
>>68689843
ugh wrong pic
>>68685284
Not your private army you fucking faggot
>>68689787
hahahahaa
>>68689941
t. Ted Cruz
You glorious bastards.
We get to see the total destruction of Republican shill after shill, Jeb, Marco, Ted. And people say we won't win the general, please. Imagine what Trump knows about the Clintons or at least was his contacts could dig up.
>>68685284
>He posted the hashtag here and didn't put it in an image
Wew tard.
Good job sinking your boat before it was done being built.
>>68686572
god damn, talk about taking one for the team. She banged a booger eater.....
>>68689350
>Like anyone would go for the Whitehouse with that dirt on their shoes.
wew lads this is going to blow up tonight
grab some popcorn
>>68685284
OH SHIT
>>68690025
It really is amazing.
The establishment was completely unprepared for being backstabbed by someone like Trump who had rubbed elbows with them for so long.
Trump is a fucking hero.
>>68690019
oh fugg
>>68685407
DEUS VULT
>>68690197
I have work at 7am but fuck it
>>68690010
I hate Ted Cruz. But here's why you're a faggot.
None of this shit matters
Donald Trump will not win the nomination. He's got no chance now that he's lost Ohio and Utah.
He will fall short of the necessary delegates and this will lead to a brokered convention.
The GOP establishment has already stated they won't give the nomination to Trump.
It's already over and you don't even realize it yet.
this is NOT how you make something trend on Twitter.
I see a few accounts posting some shit here and there. What you really need to do is stop giving a shit about your accounts reputation and BLAST the hashtag.
Bump to counter the usual forum sliding from Sanders supporters turned Cruz supporters, who are about to turn into Clinton supporters at the flip of a switch.
(Been calling it for months, just watch.)
>>68689587
>>68690264
>>68689787
Yep. Shits real :^)
>>68690336
oh look, an idiot
>>68690343
#CruzSexScandal
>>68690336
if they do that it's the end of the cuckservatives and next elections candidate will be even more radical
>>68690372
this, assblasted no morality fucktards can't just gain any brand of integrity.
>>68690025
>Imagine what Trump knows about the Clintons or at least was his contacts could dig up.
Why would he want to do that when he's been working for them the whole time?
That's why you're all idiots. You helped Clinton win the election.
Or did you honestly think that a guy who said Muslims should wear ID badges was going to be president?
He actually wanted the libtards to make the connection between him and Hitler. He's playing the role of a cartoon villain or the heel in a pro wrestling match. He's literally Ross Perot 2.0 and you LOL FUCKING IDIOTS fell for it hook, line and sinker.
>>68688366
The kike Ben Shapiro was holding it up in editorial. It might be better this way, as now it's being used as a counter-attack; now it all piles onto Cruz for instigating the conflict.
>>68690336
wow you seem pretty mad
He's on track to getting the delegates he needs. If they fuck him over there literally will be rioting
>>68690336
you're a gigantic retard
ATTENTION /pol/!
=====================
>>68690343
Spread the hashtag
#CruzSexScandal
Damn it.
USE IT ON EVERY-SINGLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
======================
>>68690436
Nice fact based rebuttal you butt hurt faggot.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/we-choose-the-nominee-not-the-voters-senior-gop-official.html
>>68690025
He already has 3 of Bill's alleged rape victims endorsing him
>>68690616
He's not on track. The math isn't in his favor and it's never going to happen.
>We'z is gunna riot and sheeit!
And absolutely no one will fucking care.
Trump has already lost.
>>68689147
The ends justify the memes
>>68687373
FUCKING THIS!>>68687203
Douche.
>>68688516
They're usually right with shit like this though
>>68687452
She is just awful.
>>68685284
PULL THIS GIF AND USE IT
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68690546
Drink bleach, Rafael. You're not fooling anyone.
>>68690546
FUCK OFF EL RATO
Trump already revealed all the Rapes that Bill has committed
HE WILL TARE HILLARY CLINTON A NEW ONE!!!!
>tfw day 1 Trump supporter
>>68690546
Yeah man, because Jeb was such a potent threat
>>68690759
>being this retarded
i can see you proxyfaggot, put your god damn aussie flag back on.
>>68690669
We need to post faster. It doesn't matter if a few accounts post more than once or even 100 times. if it reaches a general public no one will give a shit. We need to literally spam the hashtag!!
>>68690852
>>68690856
>Buh buh buh Cruz
Aww, you poor faggots sound upset. So sorry you had to lose.
cruzmissiles on fucking butthurt watch
holy shit
>>68690831
>imgur.com/MFBfqmq
HOLY SHIT NICE!
>>68690759
>He's not on track. The math isn't in his favor and it's never going to happen.
He's all of 4% short of his target.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/delegate-targets/
>tfw frontline memes
>>68690868
Crunch the numbers you fucking faggot or STFU
He won't even come close to the required delegates. The math proves it
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/we-choose-the-nominee-not-the-voters-senior-gop-official.html
CRY
FUCKING
HARDER
>>68687203
Hey even a broken clock is right twice a day.
>>68689291
>Not knowing about Cillian Murphy
Dude that's the Scarecrow
hedi vs Kat on cnn right now
>>68690873
>>68690942
Do we know any Programmers who have TWITTER BOTS??????
WE NEED FUCKING TWITTER BOTS TO SPREAD THIS SHIT!!!!!
>>68690873
tweet at Stacey Dash, she already tweeted about it. Lots of followers if she responds that's the ball game.
>>68690984
>He won't even come close to the required delegates. The math proves it
U MAD
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/delegate-targets/
>>68685284
Hmmmm....didn't trump just say something about libel laws?
>>68687596
>>took on a huge amount of libel responsibility printing the Ted Cruz story, if not true
But they haven't printed it. It's dated April 4, no? It's a proof copy, or the like. In the past, CNN and other major networks have accidentally released prepared obituaries for celebs that aren't dead. I wonder if the Enquirer is liable for a leaked but unpublished story?
>>68690759
2016 will see chimpouts you wouldn't believe
>>68690759
>The math isn't in his favor
How so? He has to win the majority of the remaining delegates, but it's very possible.
>>68690984
>CRY
>FUCKING
>HARDER
Way to out yourself, you salty Berntard.
>>68690857
Feels good.
>>68687694
Have you ever heard the saying "you're a fucking idiot and no one cares what you think?"
leave the girl alone. Final warning.
>>68688516
They first broke the Tiger Woods story.
>>68690546
>literally putting your life on the line for Hillary
lel, no.
STOP RESPONDING TO CRUZ SHILLS AND START WORKING ON DISMANTLING HIS CAMPAIGN WITH THIS SCANDAL YOU KEKS
>>68690769
#CruzSexScandal
soon...
>national enquirer
I'd rather trust the Daily Mail
OH SHIT GUISEEEEEEE
OH SHITTTTTT
>>68687203
I feel you. It's pure irony that we (rightfully) shit on reddit for being a Bernie hugbox, yet it's literally the exact same here, to the point where people are willing to shill
https://twitter.com/REALStaceyDash/status/712854306257518594
RAFAEL "THE RAT" CRUZ BTFO !!!!!
CRUZKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH !!!!!
MY FUCKING SIDES !!!!!
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
you're welcome.
>>68686644
Dubs of truth for real
>>68690984
cnn crunched numbers live on air you blithering retard
they gave EVERY SINGLE WESTERN STATE(Except california) to cruz and trump STILL WON
>>68690336
T. Mitt Romney
>>68687218
No Trump did it. He is 10 moves ahead of everyone. He already knew about then when he brought her into his campaign. He is running circles around these globalist shills are they are terrified.
>>68690769
topkek
>>68691569
>#CruzSexScandal
This is perfect and will trigger Christians.
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
>>68690769
At last I truly see
>>68691683
this doesn't do anything
BLAST THE HASHTAG
i'M ABOUT TO LOSE ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS ONLY TO MAKE IT TRENDING
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>68685284
bump
CRUZ FUCKED JOHN OLIVER
If this really was a b.s story from the N.E, they know damn well they would sued into oblivion. This is probably why Heidi Cruz was suicidal and the Austin cop slapped the "Baker Act" on her.
She realized with Cruz, you lose.
>>68690769
Now that I think about it this image is perfect for this
Can someone turn maquiavello into pepe?
>>68688246
Oh dear lord.
This is a non story, stop wasting your time on this BS
>>68687465
>computer science
just keep with your education and in a couple years you can move to the US and be a SWE making bank
>>68686644
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU TED
FUCK. YOU.
>>68685284
>Ladz
Fucking 8chnaaaaaan...
However, I am in the game. What will you have me to do?
TRUMP NOW!
>>68687203
your right, /pol has lost its damn mind, throwing all logic out the window lately in blind support of trump.
>>68687012
why did she sleep with him ;~; ew.
>>68692053
hahahahah lol heh... lol.. yah .. he haha
>>68690546
>Or did you honestly think that a guy who said Muslims should wear ID badges was going to be president?
Want to know how I know you're full of shit?
IGNORE THE SHILLS KEEP IT MOVING
>>68691592
What do the Ts represent?
>>68685284
>>68685332
>>68685407
>>68685461
>>68685501
>>68686572
>>68686238
WE MEME WAR NOW
http://imgur.com/MFBfqmq
>>68687012
dude whhaaaaat the fuck.. i want off this ride immediately
>>68687203
Celebrity tweets are treated like legitimate sources nowadays. Anything printed on paper is probably seen as reputable by normalfags.
>>68692188
maybe Trump?
>>68689881
It wasn't Cruz's superpac though.
****OH SHIT DRUDGE PICKED UP THE STORY****
!!!!ELECTION OVER!!!!
>>68690546
>trump wants muslims to wear ID badges
I fucking wish this were true.
HOLY SHIT THE AI PREDICTED TED'S CHEATING YESTERDAY
>>68692223
YES FUCK YES. BASED DRUDGE.
Was Katrina Peirson a Trump KGB sex plant all along!?
Praise be to Emperor Trump!
>>68692193
#CruzSexScandal
#HurricaneKatrina
>>68690669
Can I re-tweet others' posts to spread the hashtag?
>>68685284
REMINDER THREADS LIKE THIS ARE A FALSE FLAG!!!!
To bring out the STORMFAGS to support TRUMP like in OPs pic
REMINDER that REDDIT BEARNIE SHILLS ARE NOW TRYING TO CREATE "TRUMP GENERAL THREADS" TO HURT OUR MOVEMENT
CAREFUL WHICH THREADS YOU PICK
>>68690769
Bollocks to Moloch!
>>68692223
>>68692299
fake and gay
holy shit cruz faggots on suicide watch
this isn't even your typical (you) attempt at trolling,these are legit cruz cucks
ayy lmao
>>68692219
Sounds good.
>>68692286
OH SHIT SHE KNOWS SHUT IT DOWN
IGNORE SHILLS DISMANTLE HIS CAMPAIGN
>>68692124
Spread this shit on Twitter. If you have a Twitter bot keep spreading with the hashtag
> #CruzSexScandal
>>68692286
I fucking love this alt-universe
>>68692340
This isn't a General though
>>68692286
Pure coincidence
>>68692222
Right, you can not have a super PAC, it has to be funded by a friend of a friend at most. But don't be naive, they all run their own shit
Has anyone here stopped to think about the impact /pol/ has had on both this election and the future of America? We are shaping the future using meme magic
>>68690546
This is probably the correct analysis.
However /pol/ has became a herd mind.
>>68692340
>thinking anything can hurt the Teflon don
found the illegal Canadian
>>68685332
>claims
made up bullshit
>>68692337
YES...Do everything in your Meme powers to spread this shit!
>>68692286
BASED
ASEDB
SEDBA
EDBAS
DESAB
It's not on drudge
>>68692340
How could it possibly be a false flag? A false flag for what? To accomplish what? It's like people saying the trump subreddit is a "false flag".... do you even know what the fuck that means?
>>68689843
haha, they're bretty guud
Googled Ted Cruz
Second result
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/beans-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
If I didn't list your local news station just search [Your State] news contact.
Contacting one station should be at most 30 seconds of your time
>>68691757
In spite of its impressive length, the Centipede is a nimble navigator.
>>68688125
about what I expect
>>68692496
strange days brother
> taking supermarket checkout liberal asswipe national enquirer seriously
BIO ON ENQUIRER OWNERS
CARTER AND CLINTON ADMINS
BILDERBERG GROUP MEMBER
LEHMAN BROTHERS
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Altman
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachette_Filipacchi_M%25C3%25A9dias&prev=search
>>68685284
BusTED
>>68685284
bump
>>68687599
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>>68692894
No it's not stop lying. THis is what they do guys to stop our momentum. they post bullshit like this to give us a false sense of accomplishment. Ignore all of these shills
>>68692286
This shit has been written about for over a week now. It's just now hitting the presses. Already been several threads about this over the past week. Slow normie fags in this thread.
>>68687694
By your logic this could be the second time it's right.
>>68691569
all hail Kek, Egyptian god of chaos, bless this thread with your might!
>>68692597
No this was debated for months as discounted as a nonviable theory.
>>68692894
>http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/beans-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
GLRIOUS MATE
KEEP SPREAD THIS
THE BATTLE IS ALMOST WON!!!!!!
>>68685284
guys, guys, i want trump to win and all but the enquirer? that's the source?
/pol/ used to pride itself on sourcing quality information...
>>68692971
Look up who broke the John Edwards scandal
NEW THREAD WHEN
will it help if I send it to local media here in Sweden? It's like 01:15
ITS
A
FUCKING
TABLOID
MORONS
>>68685332
So if this is fake, how do they get away with it without being sued?
Isn't it the same thing Trump wants to stop?
>>68693326
can't hurt,go for it
>>68693326
Yes
>>68693179
Everybody here knows that is total horse shit. Get out shill.
>>68693345
THAT HAS BROKEN SEVERAL BIG STORIES!
>>68693063
True Story right under the 'Leave Heidi the hell alone' story.
Try again.
>>68692193
God damn Katrina is hot.
Any rule 34 of her?
>>68693354
they wouldnt do a political story without merit. Its the easiest way to lose a fuck ton of money
>>68692597
>UK
>Doesn't even have a fucking constitution
You don't belong here
>>68693345
I've known this from the beginning but I have no problem helping identify the women involved either way.
NEW THREAD
>>68693521
>>68693345
>its literally written by the same guy who killed john edwards campaign
anon plz, its over, cry about your dead rat now.
>>68693515
tell ted cruz you will vote for and endorse him if he sends you the nudes.
NEW THREAD
>>68693521
>>68693521
>>68692898
they ask for a phone number
does it matter whose phone number is? Im going to use CarlĀ“s
>>68692188
You can see a swastika in the negative space, too
>>68693345
RAFAEL "THE RAT" CRUZ BTFO !!!!!
CRUZKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH !!!!!
MY FUCKING SIDES !!!!!
>>68693680
Use it
>>68693670
FUCK MAN I JUST MADE ONE AS WELL!!!!!
GUYS NEW THREAD!!!!!!
EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!
>>68693758
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>>68693758
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I dont know if we can do anything to contact him...but Steven crowder is LIVE on youtube right now. If we can fins a way to get him to check out the story...well, thats over 200,000 potential views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvLEIQUKO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvLEIQUKO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvLEIQUKO0
All same link
>>68693856
WEWLAD LETS HAVE 2
>>68687012
holy fuck, can you imagine if trump had taken her on and planned this the whole time? it's like a Tzeentch tier master plan
>>68693533
>magna carta
>the foundation for yours and americas bill of rights
>be quiet leaf
>>68692496
Nice catch Britbong.
>>68687218
top kek
>>68693964
Pretty sure Crowder supports Cruz over Trump.
>>68693964
Dude he's a cruz missile, he won't talk about the story and he'll come out and defend Cruz.
>>68694446
well I didnt know that. I pay more attention to his ani SJW stuff.
damn, I just wanted to help. ;-;
