TREE KING THREAD
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Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
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Periscope link:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
He's still up there, guys. The question is - why?
>>68517322
>/pol/ embracing /r9k/ degenerates
Go back, frog faggot
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
make it happen dronebro
>>68517476
Killyourself clock boy
phoenix jones here
i'm heading over there now. what should i bring?
>>68517699
a glock and a slushie
>>68517699
bring yourself back home
Dronebro please pull this off. Watching the cigs being delivered to him on CNN would be awesome.
https://twitter.com/DeepEconomics/status/712643087642677248
Guys what the fuck is he seriously still up there? I've been to bed and woken up. And this man is still in the fucking tree?
36 DECIDES HIS FATE
Reposting
Do you think you could create a system that can hold the required weight on a string, but have it pinched between something that gives in so if tree king pulls the string it comes off?
dubs=treeking is god
>>68517699
Your coal burner gf
>>68517761
AND A LIGHTER
>>68517476
>reddit discouraging lulz
Kill yourself.
>>68517699
lunchables and beer, nigga.
>>68517775
Death
>>68517699
coffee for the camera crew and new anchor and coffee for the cop on the motorcycle
butter them up to get closer to the crime scene
Someone post cnn link pls?
>>68517874
CNN.com
>>68517699
Batman
>>68517905
Doing gods work anon, bless you.
>>68517874
http://www.cnn.com
>>68517905
ty m8
>>68517322
I was just wondering what the fuck happened to this guy. He's STILL up there?
Fuck.
>Caption: Russum Waco
>>68517322
DRONEBRO, make it happen, beer can cigs but don't get beer in a glass container.
>>68517776
This is called a small amount of masking tape.
>>68517809
Fuck off back to /b/ then, there is nothing political about a crazy bum in a tree.
WAIT HE'S STILL IN THE FUCKING TREE?
>>68517991
Sure, that works I suppose.
Wow I went to bed at like 1:45 last night thinking he would be down by now. How long has been up there?
>>68518038
>>68518038
correct
>>68517776
CLING FILM. make a bag out of it and tie it off at the top with string. it can be easily torn into without damage to the drone.
>>68518038
TREE KING WILL NEVER COME DOWN
ITS HIS TREEDOM NOW
>>68518079
36 hours
>>68517775
TreeKing becomes Trump's VP
Any sailorfags that can come up a knot that will untie when enough pressure is applied, but is strong enough to bring supplies?
dat raspy sultry voice of that woman she must be a smoking hot milf
>>68518035
Mad no care about your shit threads?
>tfw went to bed last night
>wake up and treeking is still doing his thing
Godspeed based tree man
>>68518177
I want her on camera!
>>68518079
This, what is the eta, also captcha
so many good options. i gotta go buy some string and see which will work best.
Is the drone guy still here?
please fly an apple to him.
Update on dronebro?
Dronebro this faggot doesn't deserve anything but a flying dildo to the face
>>68518253
hes just going to chuck it what are you thinking
>>68518253
fuck you. he needs his cigs
>>68517885
oh fug
>>68518166
dude doesnt matter the knot, just put the supplies in this stuff. he can just grab the bag and it'll easily tear away on its own.
>>68518099
That's assuming tree king won't try to take the drone down, cling film is tough enough to handle a constant pull assuming the string can take it. At least it is where I live.
>>68518242
magnets?
>>68518035
Monarchy is valid political path, anon. It has a long history.
RESPECT THE TREE KING
>>68518399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc
>>68518399
Slight amount of masking tape ftw
>>68518333
>
I like it
>>68518443
isn't that
>australia
oh ok.
Dronedude need to deliver the package from straight above, dont want treeking to lean out to grab for it.
>>68518368
>cling film is tough enough to handle a constant pull
that's some weird ass cling-film. the stuff we have in the states is weak. just make a little baggie, tie it off at the top, he'll grab it and it'll break on its own. easiest thing you can do.
does he still have his magic staff?
>>68517885
you forgot crimes of being a white male in a poc world.
>>68518166
Sailorfag here, Highwayman's Hitch might do the trick
>>68518523
Yes
>this shit has gone on for so long the reporters are breaking professionalism
>>68518515
this seriously it isn't that complicated
i hope this guy gets lifetime in prison without the probability of poor roll.
<3
This could be a south park episode
make sure to includes some more pinecones so he can throw shit at people
>>68518525
Yeah especially in that shithole county.
>>68518622
they are on struggle street
you guys are thinking that he's going to try and steal the drone.
If we deliver something to him he might actually respect it and give it a tree blessing.
>>68518622
They are more cringy that /pol/ itself
>>68518516
Aight, if it works then DroneBro has work to do.
Tree king will go to jail just long enough to get raped by bubba and his friends.
>>68518635
>probability of poor roll.
>>68518538
this, drone anon. I didn't know the name for it, but it's basically a loop that you pull out; trick is just to tie it tight enough so that it holds the package; tugging on it will untie the whole thing
>>68518706
Kek
>>68517322
Camera man has a girlfriend REEEEE!
>>68518756
Looks like that burger rolled poorly on his intelligence stats.
>>68518768
I want to know this magic.
>>68518815
i hope you drown
>>68518706
Or he will fall from the tree away from the evil flying machine
>>68518837
http://www.animatedknots.com/highwaymans/#ScrollPoint
>>68518706
Please he's homeless as has nothing to lose. aquiring a drone would triple his net worth. Or he's taking inspiration from king kong, another climbing royal
>>68517487
Was the camera guy part real?
COMFY
>>68518890
>http://www.animatedknots.com/highwaymans/#ScrollPoint
gonna try this
>>68518837
>>68518768
>>68518538
http://www.animatedknots.com/highwaymans/#ScrollPoint
Is he still fucking up there?
>>68518860
I'm not a nigger mate, we can swim.
repeating integers=treeman jumps, but can fly
has anyone actually figured out what's going on? what is his purpose?
how many ppl watching this livestream?
>>68519001
You ruined it.
>>68518768
>>68518890
There's two or three like it that I know of. They're generally called Quick Release knots
Tree king is like a Tibetan monk sitting up there in the cold and rain he looks to be deep in meditative though.
>>68518979
yes with no plans of coming down. we need a dronebro who lives nearby to delivar for true kekworthy memes
DRONEBRO, THE TREEKING NEEDS YOUR AID
BRING HIM THE ROYAL AMPHETAMINES AND LUCKY STRIKES
>>68519016
To ascend and become SKYKING
>>68519052
I AM REDEEMED WITH THESE TRIPS
TREEMAN CAN FLY
>>68518955
>>68518957
dunno why you're fucking around with knots when you could just put the stuff in a cling film baggie and he can just easily tear it apart. you dont need to learn a fucking knot. if you're worried he's gonna grab the string and use it to destroy the drone, it wont matter what knot you have. he's just gonna grab the string anyway. But he's probably not going to do that, if he sees the cling-film baggie he'll just grab that and tear it off himself, you can just tie it in a regular knot. boom done. dont overcomplicate it
ordered him a pizza. i put in the instructions "for the man in the tree" and gave the macy's address and seattle police phone number (hopefully they think the cops ordered the pizza for him)
>just woke up
This nigga is still in this tree
>>68519001
nailed it. VEGETA WHAT'S HIS POWER LEVEL??!
>>68519016
Smokes. The cops stole his backpack.
>>68519016
sometimes you just wanna be up there with the trees and the birds, man.
>I saw the drone footage on youtube
>it's not that great
DON'T DISS DRONEBRO YOU FAGGOT REPORTER
>>68519123
Poor show.
We need to get a raincoat for our king.
>"I've seen the youtube video, it's not that great."
ground man shots fired at drone bro
>>68519123
123... good enough... good enough.
>>68518955
looked at this video and it seems that you still need quite a bit of pressure for release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSv04Td4-hU
(pulled at 00:35)
>>68517487
>>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
HAHAHHAHA YES!
SEATTLE HIPSTERS LOSE TREEKING IS /pol/ NOT REDDIT
YESS
THE KOMO CAMERA MAN KNOWS ABOUT US
the newspeople watched dronebros video.
>>68519075
Fucker built a nest!
This is glorious!
>>68519150
kek this could be hilarious
drone bro needs to send him a care package with food and smokes in it
>>68517699
pics and timestamp or gtfo
>>68519236
Link dronebros vid pls.
>He's still up there.
That tree has stood up to massive storms and wind, literally growing in the middle of a fucking concrete jungle. Only to meet it's demise to by a schizo being a dickhead and breaking limbs off for no reason other than to throw at people.
>>68519150
you're doing gods work
>>68519280
Get out fag
BILLY MAYS
SHAMWOW
>>68519278
i don't have to reply to australian posters. sorry.
RIP in peace Billy Mays
>>68519280
you're going to get hate for this but I agree, I hope the tree gets the care it deserves afterwards.
>>68519279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so
>>68519280
Trees are fags that need to be ruled by a king with an iron fist.
>>68519305
He's in my country, you get out sir
they are jealous of my video. bastards
>>68519150
nice one m9
>>68517476
This.
These threads are some hardcore sliding. Fuck off spooks.
>>68519325
you just did, retard
>>68519325
You just did faggot
>>68519280
I read the tree was moved there in 1973.
I'm sorry, I didn't see KOMO's awesome drone footage
Fucking asshole
>>68519280
its just a dude in a tree let him be...
>SHAMWOW
>BILLY MAYS
fucking kike cameraman is a /b/tard surfing from his phone, holy shit
Chop fucking chop dronebro
I want him to get his cigs before the cops shoot him down
>>68519325
You've earned yourself a powerful enemy, my friend.
Sleep with one eye open.
Lock your keys.
>>68519388
20 "POL BTFO" threads and you worry about 1 treeman general?
has he had any food or water yet?
>>68519150
legend
this is starting to look sad on the feed.
let's be honest he's probably going to jump eventually once he has a nervous breakdown
his courageous zeal can't last forever
somebody should send this man some crispy cheese crackers
GIVE THE NEWSMAN QUESTIONS
>every
>branch
>on
>the
>way
>down
DRONEBRO If you can get good footage of you delivering food you could make some coin.
>>68519491
This is why we need the carepackage stat
>>68519150
what pizza shop is open at 7am?
>>68519501
> why doesn't your shitty station have a drone
The cameraman is pretty chill compared to the other retard.
>>68519235
He shitposts about slavs being white.
>>68517322
>TREE
>KING
>COMFY
>HQ
http://www.hitbox.tv/AdmiralVonNelson
>>68519562
he needs alcohol to feel worse and hopefully jump
>>68519501
how???
are sequoia seeds edible?
>>68519150
Dominos muthafucka!
>>68519569
none are
>>68519443
>shooting a harmless person out of a tree as a cop, killing him in the proces
That would be the second most american thing I've seen all year, after Trump.
>>68519569
Yeah.....
Russian guy what would they do to this fag in your country?
>>68519369
Thank you.
>>68519491
What if it only looks like he's sleeping, and he's actually on a phone lurking this thread?
>>68519150
Who will tip him?
>>68519651
yeah he ate some before. (might have been shit)
alright im sleeping. pls nothing happen
wow the tree gnome still hasnt left his domain? i think 10 more hours and that means it will be a long summer.
>>68519687
Let him sit in the tree and continue with business as usual.
What's the news guys twitter?
>>68519687
http://youtu.be/V_Nr31Lv6H8
>>68519687
desu they would ignore it. (vid of ruskies jumping off 10 stories into snow)
>>68519703
is this rare?
>>68519687
they would probably take no action.
>>68519766
@JTreece406
>>68519594
>shamwow
>billy mays
Dude is an oldfag
>>68519651
They are bitter and astringent
Not like pinion nuts at all
>>68519569
yeah the order isn't gonna get made until 10:30, but the order's in!
>>68519687
Snipe him down like the dog he is.
>>68519484
There's over 5 treeman generals and they're getting replied to faster than any thread in /pol/ while being consistently made.
It's a man in a tree. This has nothing to do with political discussion. POL BTFO threads have more to do with political discussion.
This is literally r9k meme threads being routinely filled and remade constantly over literally nothing at all.
I saw a hobo at a train station taking a shit on the tracks last month, should we make a fucking GENERAL about that too?
holy shit, he's still up there?
THE KING OF TREE SHALL RULE FOREVERMORE
>>68519838
it's fun
>>68519838
nofunallowed.jpg
>>68517322
How do I get a shout out?
>>68519838
dude go back to trump general, this is the most fun we had in awhile, want me to start a north korea general someone can no? then screw off.
>>68519838
Well then give us a sticky.
Come on mods. Could be a suicide on live tv
>>68519838
How about you fuck off to another thread.
>>68519780
Straight through 2nd floor window lmfao
holy shit this is fucking funny
>>68519838
>I saw a hobo at a train station taking a shit on the tracks last month, should we make a fucking GENERAL about that too?
Make sure you livestream it
>>68519838
>Fake happening threads
>>68519838
fuck off plebeian
>>68519838
Looks like Muhammed is upset his POL BTFO threads are being "slid".
>>68519914
How long has he been in that tree?
>>68519818
>JTreece406
>Tree
Jesus Christ, he's still up there? What happened with dronebro?
>>68517487
help
I haven't laughed so hard I couldn't breath in years.
ow
>>68519838
I don't think you get it, this man is the treeking
DRONE FOOTAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so
>>68519838
we're gonna have fun and there's nothing you can do about it
>>68519838
we need to rip this bandaid off already
/pol/ is functionally a news board
this is because the real /news/ board is wank, and not an image board
give us a /news/ board that doesn't suck and we won't have to come here anymore
>>68519947
He's probably dead now.
>>68519824
You should synchronize that shit with dronebro so he can have a comfy smoke after the pizza
>>68519996
He's about to bring him some supplies
>>68519838
Well, it's fun for us, also this is metaphorical satire.
Perhaps to sophisticated for you
>>68519838
Hey don't be bashing r9k we discuss very meaningful stuff there.
>>68519983
36 hours now I think
what's the camera man's twitter thing? also is there a hash tag or anything I can throw my hot memes at ?
>>68519838
because their is a slight chance the TreeKing is doing this for metaphorical reasons or anti establishment reasons thus being somewhat politically relevant.
or he just wants to climb a tree, sleep and smoke some darts.
whichever case....he is still the TREE KING
I just bought him a triple baconator. How do I give it to him? If I give it to a cop, will he climb the tree and give it to him?
BEN GARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68519983
The universe was created seconds ago, complete with all your memories and that dude in the tree
Is it a dindu nuffin in the trees?
top kek, which one of you sent that tweet
WAKING UP TO A COMFY TREE MAN STREAM
>>68520067
He went up at 10 am yesterday
>>68520064
That can't be real.
It just can't be.
>>68520124
its not outside of the parameters of possibility
>>68520067
About 20 m8
>>68519687
In my country IF someone would call the Police, they would show up 40 mins after the call. After that they would probably stick around for 1h and say 'There's nothing we can do' and go back to the station.
>>68519838
Am i white, /pol/?
>>68520099
no buy a drone too, about 40 bucks. make sure you tie some string on it near the drone drop it to him.
>>68520124
fucking rare wow
>>68520099
Borrow a bra from a spectator and fashion an impromptu catapult
>>68520016
tip toppity kek
>>68520099
Postmates
>>68520196
really?
Thought it was alot longer
>>68520099
if you give it to the cop the cop will eat it
>>68519150
>ordered a homeless man a pizza
>didn't pay for it
GODS WORK ANON GREAT JOB
>>68520126
no, it's paul bunyan
>>68520234
>Shoot food at treeking
>He will eat
>Or he will die
How are people asking this dude questions?
THEY CALLED HIM TREE KING ON THE STREAM
>>68520322
>>68517487
This is some serious autism
>>68520099
ask the macys store to use their nearest window to TreeKing and either toss it to him or slingshot it to him but make sure he knows and is prepared to receive the care package.
and dont forget smokes. camel crushes
>>68520322
https://twitter.com/JTreece406
>>68520357
What's his twitter account?
>>68520317
Only the strong prevail
>>68519150
20 hours without a drink and you get him a puny sprite? It's not as if you paid for it you heartless bastard.
Give him some hand warmers
Took the day off today. Now comfy streaming an insane man at the top of a tree and listening to reporters shitpost live.
>What a time to be alive
>>68520420
Read the thread you cunt
Dronebro, whats your status?
>>68520470
>>68520527
my status is go fuck yourself.
This fuckin guy unreal!!!
>>68520470
>took the day off
luck you
i was fired this morning
got a nice buzz going and enjoying a guy way worse off is as good as it gets
>>68520473
>8 seconds
>>68520470
I stayed home too. I get a freak snow storm and treeking. Max comfy
The keeper of the city keys
Puts shutters on the dreams.
I wait outside the pilgrim's door
With insufficient schemes.
The black queen chants the funeral march,
The cracked brass bells will ring;
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the evergreen king.
>>68519150
Ask if they could let ladderbro hand toss it towards the treeking
JUST WOKE UP
HE'S STILL THERE
tybtk
>>68520561
>>68520561
SALTY
A
L
T
Y
>>68520527
status: getting string.
>oldfag rekting newfag on classic rock
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
BLAME IT ON THE RAIN
>>68519982
>ISLE
>OF
>MAN
>>68520568
>As good as it gets
Or is it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
BLAME IT ON THE RAIN
DRONEBRO WHERE ARE YOU?
This conversation is so fucking cringy.
I hate Americans so god damn much.
>>68520099
There used to be a Wendy's on 4th Ave in downtown. It was crowded as fuck every lunch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5IA8assfk
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SOMEBODY SEND HIM A PROSTITUTE FUCK PAY HER EXTRA FOR THE CLIMBING GEAR
>>68520470
I have the flu and a new puppy that won't stop pissing and chewing on things.
2/10 comfy
>>68520568
Sorry to hear that bro. If it gets any worse you could always clime a tree and get some free smokes out of the deal.
>>68520647
>classic rock
>milli vanilli
>>68520645
gods speed
Game of drones haahahahhahahahahahahahah
>watch treeking all day
>fall asleep
>wake up
HES STILL THERE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68520645
dronebro can you put hand warmers in the care package
>>68520666
nice satanic trips
>Was blame it on the rain a song?
IT WAS A SCANDAL
>>68520681
>Not enjoying PNW banter.
>>68520412
Thanks
>>68520742
lighter is a handwarmer
not mine
>>68520796
The host is so damn comfy
someone hire mariachis to play some music for treeking
if 36 or dubs he breaks Julia Butterfly hills record
can anyone reed lips?
>>68520759
YOU
ARE
SOOOO
YOUNG
enjoy anons
>>68520902
>"YOU FUCKERS DONT KNOW HOW COMFY I AM, IN THIS TREE RIGHT HERE, FUCKING KEKS."
>>68520902
I wish I could hear what he was preaching
someone ask them how long the treegnome needs to stay in the tree before an early summer is declared.
>>68520717
i think i'd rather jump off the space needle
I have to sleep.
But as of this moment, remember:
A man climbed a tree and threw things and it was the greatest hapening of our time. Whatever occurs from now onwards, whether for good or bad, will go down in history.
Good luck Treeking. I wish you a long life with more trees to wreck.
>>68520902
I WISH WE COULD HEAR THE TREE KING ADDRESS THE NATION
Holy Shit he still up there
based Treeman
Is anyone ripping this? For the youtube highlight reel.
DUDE
>>68520907
NEW THREAD
>>68520907
NEW THREAD
>>68520907
NEW THREAD
>>68519001
*scouter breaks
TREES
>>68521003
Already made one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>68521003
I'm sure someone is. It'd be a crime if we never get a highlight reel of this glory.
>>68519780
"We have acquired electricity."
>Tree falls into powerlines and the cat almost gets fried
God, that video got better and better.
>>68521069
you are very funny and vegemite is a real food
"FUCK"
Was that the reporter!? holy kek
>>68521069
fucking AUSSIES
>>68519838
pooed on the tracks for your sins
>>68519123
Two gets in a row and no dubs.
>>68521116
Is that you again?
Classic.
>>68521177
very upset mr pipins? ya cunt
>>68517775
Sovereign ruler of the land.
>>68520661
a fucking leaf
>>68520852
Even though people are secretly/not so secretly raysis in the Seattle area, everyone is generally chill and cool. No overly dramatic bad areas, and in general the surroundings are more country than a ghetto.
So there's allot of comfy going on in the pnw
>>68517775
Republican nominee
If he spent 24 hours there already he can stay 2 more Days at most then dehydration kicks in.
>>68520946
If he stays up there for 3 days, 3 hours and 3 minutes, I think THE HAPPENING is officially declared by the Pentagon
>>68521606
it rained a bit
god's gonna keep him hydrated
Donald Trump should head over that way. And build a treefort with that guy. And it's gonna be a beautiful treefort. Cause listen, as Smokey the Bear said, and I know Smokey, he's great bear, you might not want to have lunch with him, but he's tough, he's tough. And we're going to build it, and the bears will pay for it.
36 and that clown falls out, and karma strikes a blow for all abused vegetation everywhere.
>>68521846
Close, but no cigar. One more time. By the powers invested in me etc bough out now, bearded bug. Roll.
>>68519780
We have acquired electricity!
