Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
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Periscope link:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
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Thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
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Seattle Police/Fire Scanner:
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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Tree King deserves King news:
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
>Some Anon please take over. I made like 10 threads in the last 12 hours. Just copy&paste above text
moonman moonman can't you see
treeking needs to fall from the tree
kill hippe nao
Dronebro please try and bring supplies, you wont break any laws in doing so.
The secret is 36
Why have I not gone to bed. I'm so tired, yet I just want to see this finished. It could go on for another 12 hours or it could be finished in 10 minutes.
Tree yourself - tree king
>>68514100
close
What is Tree Kings purpose?
What is he protesting about?
What is it that he knows, and we dont?
TREEMAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We need black lives matter here to protest this display of white privilege!
>WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS!
HEY JACKIE CAN YOU HEAR ME
TREEKING skype group https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
I stayed home from work today when I woke up and Treeking was still in his tree
>>68514176
FIGHTER OF POLICE MAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will bring him supplies with drone. but we have to figure out how to do it without the death of drone.
anything happen overnight?
>>68514184
check this 36
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
Someone please bump this one >>>/r9k/27348241
easier to follow for future threads.
I am out, please keep the OP text alive, proud of my work today :)
to: Dronebro
>>68513698
You could do some calculations using the tree's size, your monitor's size and the focal length of the drone camera to find out the distance you have to the tree/treeking by measuring how big the tree is displayed on your monitor. If done the right way, you can get closer.
>>68514162
>What is Tree Kings purpose?
to live in a tree
>What is he protesting about?
he's not protesting anything
>What is it that he knows, and we dont?
that tree life is better then normie life
Tree King = Naruto
Phoenix Jones = Killer Bee
Raspy Hobo = Rock Lee
Screaming Banshee = Sakura
Dronecuck = Attention Whore
>>68514217
CHAMPION OF A BUM
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MASTER OF PIZZA AND SMOKES FOR EVERYONE
Is there anyone down there from pol? we need someone to go demand an interview. let the world know that this is the fault of DA JOOS
>>68514162
All will become clear once he is reunited with his backpack
>>68514244
kill hippe nao
PIE AND COFFEE
>>68514223
a string tied to the bottom
>>68514176
FIGHTER OF THE GROUND MAN. CHAMPION OF THE PINES.
>ameripie
>>68514287
Good night tree king
>>68514207
Get used to drinking urine you fucks.
This host is pretty comfy.
DRONEBRO we need you. Possible to find a new location to to fly from?
We should start a kickstarter to fund your supplies or if your drone gets confiscated.
>>68514244
Gif of him trying to light the tree on fire?
>>68514313
>
what if he pulls string? i may be able to just do scotch tape though
>>68514287
Good night, tree king
>>68514414
host is definitely comfy
>>68514287
Good night tree king
>>68514287
good night tree king
>>68514414
If a man in a tree can barely break any laws, i am sure that delivering snacks to our new god will be fine. I can try to find a new take off zone.
can anyone see my posts or did i get shadowbanned for using the n word earlier?
Why is this shit so addictive?
I just stumbled upon these threads like an hour ago and I'm already hooked.
Maximum comfy
>>68514244
Does anyone have the video of the cameraman thanking Ben Garrison?
>>68514244
You couldn't make this shit up.
Real life is so strange sometimes.
>>68514428
have another string with a scissors attached so he can cut the other string
>>68514516
only one german fucker complained about saying nigga but I can see (you)
>>68514516
sup nigger
>>68514516
We can see you
>>68514516
I can see ya
>>68514516
>>>/reddit/
>>68514287
Good night tree king
>>68514133
When I went asleep 12 hours ago I thought the same thing.
>>68514428
Scotch tape and string or as someone else said easily ripped cotton thread or something. If it's possible once he's got the ciggs in hand just full throttle to break the string, tape.
YOU ARE THE POL FORCE 1 COMMANDER I BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>68514516
(You)
What does he need?
Smokes, food, water, a blanket and?
>how do you get a man out of a tree who doesn't want to come down out of the tree
you can't, the world is going to learn
>>68514516
>guaranteed posts
fucking reddit shills go kill yourself
DONT FORGET A LIGHTER DRONEBRO
THE WORLD HAS GONE DARK,
>>68514656
Some porn
>>68514244
Just another day in the war without end ~ Outer Heaven
>>68514682
>mad because someone is getting more attention than you
All of my keks. It brings joy to my heart knowing that if you died tomorrow, nobody would show up to your funeral or even care.
>>68514695
>>68514656
THIS!
>>68514656
Toilet paper.
>>68514244
POO IN YEW
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>>68514656
Backpack. Cops took his magic backpack.
>>68514223
DRONE BRO
Have some supplieS tied to a line maybe fishing line, and have the goodies in clingfilm so they can be easily torn out. make a few passes by, no more than 3. if he doesnt grab it in that span of time you'll have to get it out of there and try again later.
>>68514639
Good to see ya back bro. Kinda weird watching a bum up a tree in my city and chatting with people thousands of miles away as he pisses on traffic on live tv. I like 2016
he NEEDS flaming hot cheetos
I think he is in it for the long haul innawoods style
>>68514287
good night tree king
>>68514695
Cant stress this enough as an addicted smoker
WHY THE FUCK WON'T THE NEWS KEKS JUST FOCUS ON TREEKING I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING SMUG NEWS BITCH FACE I WANT TO WATCH THE ARBOREAL YULE TIDE ROLL TIDE
>>68514658
It would be easy, just not particularly safe
>smoke out with tear gas strapped to trun
>set up nets
>hope he doesn't land head first
No more tree man.
What is this backpack people keeps talking about? I just joined in
are cops going to be butthurt about it? were they butthurt about the drone last time?
>>68514802
This is a horrible thing to do to a homeless. His life is in this backpack, it's more valuable than everything else. If the cops would have give him back at the beginning all of this wouldn't have happen.
>>68514749
still a better fate than being a filthy redditor :^)
>>68514913
This is their claim to fame, they normally dont break 10 viewers.
>>68514565
>inb4 he pokes his eyes out from swinging scissors
Did he died?
>that traffic noise
How can you fags tolerate living in a city?
>hundreds of people going hype over this man
>noone sends him pizza
>>68514913
BEcause they have to do the news
>>68515006
Delivery adress: up in a tree on 4th avenue.
Yea im sure that would work.
The tree kings minions arrive!
he better get out of the tree before the sun rises because that tree will most likely burst into flames by the heat
What does Ba'al Kek want us to see in 36?
>>68514995
We don't live in a tree next to an intersection.
>>68515006
dronebro said he's gonna try to fly in emergency snacks
>>68515020
Kek
CODY FROM ALASKA
>>68515126
there's 36 weeks in a year
maybe he plans on staying up there for a whole year
>>68515090
I've seen Argentinans shitpost better than this you cunt
>>68515090
There was rain yesterday, so the tree most likely has another day of life.
>>68515090
Trees are extremely flammable and the sun is an incredible ignition sauce. He will burn.
>>68515174
Im pretty sure its 24, as in 24/7 you retard.
>>68514970
Also forgot to add he can use those scissors as lethal weapon.
DON'T DO IT DRONE BRO
>>68515126
36 is 3x12
12 is a fundamentally magic number and appears everywhere in the physics of our universe.
CODY FROM ALASKA
Apparently KOMO just reported his name is Kody and he's from Alaska.
Wait. Was it a red MAGA hat?
>>68515174
there are 8.284931506836 months in 36 weeks
there's 56 states in the US
>>68515211
Dissapointing
You can shitpost better than this aussie fag
>>68515302
Yes we know. it's Cody Miller
>>68515246
4 Weeks x 12 months.
yeah right kankermongool
>>68515286
12 is also 3x4
36 is 9x4
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
>>68515162
He found a little piece of Alaska in the middle of Seattle. Let him be.
I CAN LIFT TREE KING OUT OF THE TREE. make him Sky King.
>>68515246
24 weeks a year, 7 months per year
how is this so hard for people to remember
>>68515394
DO NOT ANSWER
repeating integers = treeman becomes rich and famous, buys nicer tree
Not mine
>>68515365
Dont you have some bulls to prep hans?
>>68515394
I REPEAT SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING, DEFCON 7
>>68515454
if meme magic digits then Tree King is dead before sun down
>>68514838
Topkek, you lucky bastard, did you go watch him?
>>68515454
>5454
DRONEBRO
Make sure the string is longer than his wizard stick.
>treemendous >.<
>If he has snacks, food, he would be able to stay up there indefinitely
DRONEBRO DO IT
>treemendous
>>68515454
Nice
>treemendous
>>68515350
Unfortunately not
"TREE-MENDOUS"
>>68515559
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
I just tuned in but jesus
what a hero
i need wallpapers of this man
im still planning snackdrone.
>>68515526
>>68515454
TREEKING DOESN'T NEED YOU!
tri ps and tree man dies within the hour
>>68515652
dont forget smokes and a lighter, probably more important than snacks.
>treemendous christmas tree that survived the odds
>dumb hobo fucks it up irreparably
>will look like shit forever, better off just chopping it down
Those limbs will not grow back.
You guys see a hero, I see a dumb faggot.
Oh yeah, man. You're not gonna live down that "treemendous" pun.
>>68515246
Always thought 24 was for hours a day
>>68515652
Put a spliff innit, he needs it.
/POL/, STOP TWEETING THE NEWS PEOPLE
>>68515729
>Those limbs will not grow back.
what? yes they will
>>68515652
water duude
>>68515729
no dude you are not alone this guy is a huuuuge faggot and a douche
>>68515729
TREEKING CARES NOT FOR YOUR FEEBLE RAMBLINGS
>>68515652
dis niggas gonna get vanned
WHY DOES HE KILL THE TREE?
>>68515729
>disrespecting the Tree King
Get out
>a fucking tree
>>68515795
>gets wasted af
>falls down
Great idea..
>>68515729
this, i hope he fucking jumps.
>>68515792
Thats just crazy Ivan, nobody is even awake 24 hours a day.
>>68515538
Ya but only for a little bit. I left right before he took his dump. People down there were cringe, but typical seattle. Today is gonna be pretty wet too with some wind.
>>68515729
Yeah im sure its that guy climbing around in it that ruins it and not the environment or the fact that it stands in the middle of a city full of smog and trash.
>>68515817
No they won't. I made the mistake of cutting a bunch of the shit off of the top of my dad's pine tree thinking it would grow back and absolutely ruined it. It never grew back no matter how much I pampered it afterwards.
Someone order some donuts for the streaming anchors. Let's prolong this.
>>68514244
What a wild life i live.
>>68515961
Compliments of /pol/ of course. He'll thank us on stream.
>>68515941
That was just a low energy tree
>>68515927
Can't blame this on the environment. He snapped a bunch of branches off to make a nest and threw the rest at people who were passing by. That's why the top and the part below him looks like absolute shit.
Check this out, I'm going to leave to buy food now and shit will happen before I come back.
Pine trees don't really grow back in places where branches are lost. It will have a bald head for life. Chop it down asap
>>68515961
This. Dude must be hungry judging from how much he talks about that pie and coffee
>>68515941
Cutting the top is wildly different than cutting off branches.
>>68515862
thats why i said spliff, not joint.
t.drugpro, master of the 420 Chambers
>>68515961
No. Ben Garrison.
>>68515631
Fuck off newfag, those aren't trips.
>>68516033
dronebro should have just been flaregun bro
>>68516018
We dont need more reddit fags on here.
Compliments of Bashar al-Assad or something kekworthy
Holy fuck this is still active?!
I was here since thread number 1 and stayed till number 8 I think but had to go to work for 10 hours and I've just read through every thread since expecting to see this saga to end but it hasn't holy fuck this is exciting! Hang in there Treeking!
>>68513981
Pol shoutoutttttttt
Good morning, Treeking
I knew you would persevere through the night.
>>68516118
Fuck off dirty leb
DAT EYES CLOSEUP
>>68516047
thats not a pine tree though
Wait, this fucker is still up there? Fuckin lel.
>>68516088
I see 3 numbers nigger boy
those zoom ins
>>68516083
Mein nigga, get that man some mids!
>>68515652
Send him a burger king crown too.
>>68516197
Fuck off newfag, we dont want you here
>>68516197
How new are you?
How the fuck do I send tweets to this guy??
>>68514244
is this actually what happened?
>>68516260
BLOCKED
>>68516244
Reporting you, enjoy ban
>>68516278
oh yes this is very real
>>68516197
>reddit.com
And DRONEBRO getting more attention. Stay safe man.
>>68516284
Serously fuck off please
>Fall asleep
>8 hours later
>TreeKing is still up in his lofty domain
What are the chances he comes down today?
What is the news anchors name?
>>68516103
lmao
>>68516278
Yes.
>>68516278
Yes exactly thisshit has been cray
>>68516278
yes lmfao
you should've watched it live, was fucking insane
>>68516133
fucking kek
if you're the same anon i think you are, we were both in the same thread ages ago.
WHAT IS THIS GUYS FUCKING TWITTER??!?!?
THE TREE KING NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT
POST "GOOD MORNING SHIT PANTS" IN THIS THREAD TO DETER ANY POLICE INVASIONS OF THE SEQUOIA
>>68516360
Jordan Treece
https://twitter.com/JTreece406
>>68516445
GOOD MORNING SHIT PANTS
>>68516427
@JTreece406 is the cameraman
>>68516445
GOOD MORNING SHIT PANTS
DRONEBRO DELIEVERED
http://youtu.be/zbbHA3qW8so
did he have his morning fap already?
>>68516385
My favourite moment of this whole thing was here on /pol when canadafag tried to start a new topic but posted it in the old one. Many keks were had.
>>68516445
GOOD MORNING SHIT DICK
>>68516346
>>68516341
Im just trolling you noobs learn 2 4chan (⌐■_■)
>>68516445
GOOD MORNING SHIT PANTS
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>>68516548
Kill yourself
GOOD MORNING SHIT PANTS
>>68516548
seriously kill yourself
How do I write to this guy about Ben Garrison??
>>68513981
That fucking Ben garrison shout out lmao. And aussie watcher is obviously a shitposter. I love pol
>>68516548
Seriously get the fuck out of here with your cancer.
>>68516516
WE DID IT POL! WE FUCKING DID IT!
DRONEBRO IZ LEGEND
A message to drone bro:
Get him cigs, a Big Mac, and water bottle, and a crossbow with bolts from academy.
>>68516393
Yeah dude, that's me! Enjoying these treerific events?
>>68516516
this is amazing
>Bernie supporter
dronebro please give this man a slingshot
>>68516735
treemendous*
GET HIM SOME PLASTIC SO HE CAN COVER FROM THE RAIN!
still up there i see. has he screamed a reason why yet?
>>68516516
get him some LSD desu
>>68516018
why would we want cringe-serf praising us
is it raining? i cant drone in the rain, noooooooooo
>>68516782
So far it was mostly things like "FUCK OFF FAGGOT", which is all we can wish for basically.
If it would have been for some hippie cause this wouldnt be fun.
>>68516782
He will go in hell if popo catches him he said. Thats a fucking good reason.
CNN WE DID IT BOYS
WE CNN NOW
>>68515880
People should start giving him food, blankets, drinks and sigarettes with drones, so he will be able to stay up there forever as the ultimate treegod
CNN
TREEKING IS GROWING MORE POWERFUL
CNN HYPE
CNN
N
N
CAN WE GET THEM TO SAY SOMETHING SILLY ON CNN?
Tree king to be on cnn later
ITS HAPPENING CNN
N
N
TURN ON CNN!!!!!!!
>>68516940
RARE
A
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>>68516814
scattered showers
you should be fine in a bit
guys can we please stop ending up in major news networks k thanx
>>68516960
FUCK THOSE JEWS
>>68516782
On the periscope last night he was yelling at a woman behind the tape who claimed to be his girlfriend broke up with him.
She identified him as Cody.
>>68516940
2 plus 2 equals your IQ
>>68516735
had to sleep for a couple of hours, but other than that been here since thread 1 also. Greatest comfy happening since last season's chimpouts. Murica news is best news.
Cops abusing power whats new
tweet the cameraman that the internet calls him "tree king"? maybe cnn will use that
>>68516960
give sauce bro
Take it to the moon, man.
>>68516785
Okay i am off for some real life bullshit, but when i come back in an hour i want to see that this man is still on top, yaknowaddamean?
Good luck to dronebro, maybe there must be another was of supporting
