HE HAS JUST AWOKEN BUT SNORLAX GOES FOR ANOTHER NAP
Thread theme: (pic related)
https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
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Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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Periscope link:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
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Seattle Police/Fire Scanner:
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
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LONG LIVE TREE MAN
>What I can't believe is how long it takes them. When I made my second thread yesterday when the sun was still shining above tree man, I thought it's just gonna be another 20 minutes. Made like 4 more threads, woke up to this, wtf what takes them so long?
Just need to spam this again: Thread theme: (pic related)
>https://soundcloud.com/d_i_s_k_m_a_n/tree-man
Fucking 500 views in the last couple of hours, thanks pham
kill hippe nao
>>68509416
Been up for 25 hours now, please die soon Tree Man.
>>68509505
nigga did you say that last night as well? Or did I just dream that
He looks /comfy/ af why dont they leave him be and gtfo?
yeah, for the lulz
whats wrong with that
>>68509575
he could throw shit and harm others
first for komo is gay as fuck virgins
>>68509505
FUCK TO YOU REEEEEE
>>68509569
I've been trying to 1st post it in every thread. If I don't make it I just don't post it. Been here since treeking made the seal basher.
Is there a record for tree sitting? He would have to go days surely
RAIN SOON
RAIN INCOMING
inb4 treeking dies for our sins.
>>68509575
Because he's a fucking wack job who is shitting in a tree.
I went to sleep after he started shitting. anyhting interesting happen since then?
>>68509644
good effort bruv. Shit opinion but I like how dedicated you are on that. Don't you have to sleep at one point?
>>68509688
he stood up for a second
>>68509650
someone posted earlier in another thread it's like 60 or 70 days
THAT THEME SONG THOUGH
>>68509688
Dronebro
>>68509704
I'm not sleeping until he falls out of that goddamn tree
>>68509688
Dude /pol/ predicted a drone and it happened. Epicness ensured.
>>68509650
431 days
>>68509688
komo is giving some great one liners
>>68509688
He began yelling about how he was going to hell if he comes down and gets arrested.
god dam im tired as fuck. Im pretty sure we all just died and this is limbo
>the treeking gain followers
>years later Seattle become independant
>the area become the big forest of Seattle
>the treeking and his followers become the IRL elf/wild walkers
forgot this
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>CAMERAMAN'S TWITTER: @JTreece406
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>Treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>Treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>Treekings wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>cameraman gave shoutouts to /pol/ and Ben Garrison thanked Ben for his work in Africa
Is the tree he's sitting on special in any way to Seattle? Maybe he's protesting it being cut down or something. Only thing I can think of besides being insane.
>>68509795
738 days
>>68509795
My god, how is that even possible? Poor treeking has no chance
I had to said to my colleagues : "no I am not coming to work this afternoon, there's a hobo in a tree in Seattle and I will not miss a second of this"
We are living wonderful times. first hand, live stream, real time, yesterday I woke up to people running from a smoking blasted airport and now this ! Amazing
WE LOVE YOU TREEMAN
>>68509760
me too
>>68509822
>2030
>walk into the treeking realm
>heard it was once a city of the pre-empire era
>meet the legendary treeking in the great life tree
>>68509759
THANKS BRO
I NEVER HAD MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME SO I AM TRYING TO GET THEM ON 4CHAN
LOLOLOL talking to the homeless about the homeless
>>68509838
it's the city's giant christmas tree
ITS THE SECOND BIGGEST THING ON FACEBOOK GUYS
SOME CHANGES WILL BE MADE
Shoutout for /pol lmao
>>68509838
no, no, hes just a crazy hobo
>will this be a catalyst to solve the homeless issue in Seattle?
>well it's the second biggest thing on facebook so it's gotta change something
jesus christ
kek watching the Periscope feed which about a minute ahead of the Komo feed filming the Komo feed.
>>68509650
738 days by cutie
Alright, I gotta catch some sleep. I hope Treeking is still up there when I wake up.
any youtube highlights? i missed pretty much everything since i went to sleep thinking he will climb out within a hour
>>68509873
This is why you're still poor, voisins.
How is the STILL in there?
>>68509838
The dude is basically squatting the most historical tree in Seattle all the while fucking it up forever. He stripped the branches from the top and started kicking and pulling branches out on his journey up and down the tree. The guy is on a fucking rampage.
WHY HAVE I MISSED THIS?
FUCK
REEEEEEEE
>>68510077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEap8cVh7EQ
only one I've seen so far, highlight of the stream for me.
Is it the tallest tree in the downtown area?
The Dronebro saga was the greatest hour of my anon life.
KATU that's my station
>>68510109
I worked during the night, making good money of it. But yeah basically we are nany-state addicted, lazy asses.
>shilling
TREE KING should be Vice President when Emperor Trump is President!!!!!!
>>68510144
he's also sprayed his shit all over it
the guy's getting jail time for sure
assuming he doesn't kill himself
OSHIT, JUST WOKE UP. UPDATE ME WHAT HAPPENED OVER THE NIGHT.
GLORY TO THE TREE KING! WOLOLOLO
>>68510077
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
There was this earlier. Dronebro was an incredible moment.
>>68510238
too bad he didnt actually bring him anything
>>68509760
>>68509892
will take ages niggas
as I said, I thought this is going to end 8 hours ago
>>68510311
Fuck wrong link. Lost it for now.
>>68510298
Dronebro happened
He also took a shit from the top of the tree
>>68510287
Let's not forget calling cops faggots and taking apart and throwing off a metal ornament from 80 fucking feet at a firetruck.
>>68510298
>>68510345
Dronebro said he was too poor for cigarettes yet he had a several thousand dollar drone kekk
>>68510235
It's the only tree. It's a stunt tree.
IT'S AN ABOMINATION!
>>68510298
drone
poo in yew
almost descended
>>68510280
Also i hate being a leaf btw.
>>68510414
what ornament did he throw?
>>68510452
they dont cost thousands
Fucking normies not letting tree king reign in peace REEEEEEEEEE
>>68510238
Did dronebro post here?
>>68510488
someone post the webm!
>>68510153
ich mach schon seit gestern durch und überlege mir amphe bei meinem nachbarn zu kaufen um noch länger durchzuhalten.
>>68510016
>cutie
bitch was part of the eco-terrorist group Earth First the fucking cunt should have her face beaten in with a shovel
Screaming match between TreeKing and crazy bitch too which was a amusing. TreeKing climbed 2/3rds down the tree to scream at her.
>>68510414
Any sympathies I once had for this man are gone after the shit he's pulled instead of just turning himself in. He's made it 10 times worse for himself, I say let the fucker jump.
>>68509828
The crane was wayy off in the distance. The crane 'withdrawing' was actually the camera angle changing.
Take those parts out they make us look stupid
>>68510530
Yeah, he announced and put up pics before it happened. Fucking epic.
i wonder what treekings eggs look like?
How much sleep did he get? Was he /comfy/?
get this man a smartphone, he needs to tweet
>>68510599
really comfy I think
>>68510543
Bin schon seit 6 Stunden dabei.
What Pokemon would tree guy have on his team???
Wtf, just slept for 10 hours and he is still there.
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>68510530
>picture of a white quadcopter posted out of nowhere
>hype
>picture of quadcopter controller posted
>mega hype
>5 minutes later KOMO films the goddamn quadcopter
>hovers 10 feet away from treecuck for like 20 minutes
>people in the building are throwing things at him now
>>68510599
People kept bothering him with lights and shouting last night.
>>68510635
this tweet the fuck outa him
whos kenya?
Tree King reminds me of Andy Dick in Dude Where's My Car
Anything going on on the scanners?
I just woke up I can't believe this guy was there all night did anything hqppen?
>>68509818
Oh god
>>68509416
I have a multistream going for /comfy/ folks
hitbox.tv/AdmiralVonNelson
Someone post this faggot throwing the metal wheel off the tree
How long would it take him to fall down?
2-3 seconds?
Fuck this, at 6 I'm done, provided nothing seems to be happening when I go to bed.
>>68510543
>>68510652
bin so froh dass ich zwischendurch pennen war. Habe aber langsam keinen bock mehr die threads weiter zu führen. 1 oder 2 mache ich noch und dann gehts zum Chef, er wird Verständnis dafür haben wenn alles was ich sage "Sorry da war ein Mann im Baum" sein wird
>>68510694
Is that legal? Like what would happen if they manage to make him fall and kill himself
>>68510472
Get your old flag back, it was based.
>>68510759
He shat down the tree and battled a drone
>>68510652
Bin hier seit dem ersten Thread. Fühlt sich mies an, mann
Jesus, what if he's here this time tomorrow?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE LEVEL OF HUMANITY
WHERE'S THE LEVEL OF HUMANITY?
What are the odds on how this ends? I figure he either falls jump or comes down on his own am I missing any?
>>68510798
Blink and you'll miss it, don't go for pee. Don't go for food. Something will happen eventually.
Fuck. I have to go to work in about an hour. Hope this doesn't fuck up my bus route too badly.
>>68510759
fought a drone, got into a screaming match, shit from tree to ground, saved some shit and threw it at people
HOLY CHRIST I"VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 10 hours and the fuckers still there?
>>68510865
FUCKING NORMIE STREAMER
REDDIT?!??! REEEEEEEEE
IDIOTS
It's good he's not talking about us.
>>68510883
the only thing we need to complete this madness is for a UFO to come and take him
>>68510656
Sudowoodo
Trevenant
Pineco
Phantump
Exeggutor
Torterra
REDDIT REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68510963
Phantump a cute
>>68510452
Dronebro a shit. He could have at least brought something to show we were trying to help.
Rush hour begins in Seattle.
>>68509569
>nigga
Verpiss dich du Kulturneger oder lern Englisch zu schreiben, ohne dich wie ein dummer Nigger aufzuführen
HIGHLIGHT REEL IS UP
>HIGHLIGHT REEL IS UP
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
what if tree king is secretly this guy. Also i bet this tree king mini meme will get forgotten just as fast as Bourqe when tree king dies or comes down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgecG13jEfk
>>68510748
http://www2.seattle.gov/fire/realtime911/getRecsForDatePub.asp?action=Today&incDate=&rad1=des
http://www.realscanner.com/
Traffic starting up
do you think Treeking will start chucking pinecones at cars when they open the street?
>>68510963
straight outta new bark town
>>68511084
This is why no one likes Australia.
TreeKing is stirring. Expect another tirade in a moment.
Need update was away for an hour
>>68511084
fucking aussies
>>68511082
>autism
>>68511171
Literally nothing, unless you consider mentioning reddit news.
>>68510883
He is tree king, he stays until Halloween.
>initiates nesting protocol alpha
>>68511084
your're making people hate us you cunt
>>68509416
>loser climbs tree
>throws pinecones and orange peels like a homeless Gandalf
>Makes international headlines
Aside from Belgium, is there any other important news that they're covering up with this bullshit?
>>68511084
you are very funny vegemite is a real food
>>68510963
Nice i agree
oh shit guys
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2016/03/21/pokemon-eric-medalle-seattle-weather-falling-tree/82094134/
Pokemon designer Eric Medalle killed by a tree recently. is this work of treeking?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone figured out what the 36 means?
>>68511368
Disregard Belgium, we only Tree King now.
>>68511368
voting fraud in your country i guess
>>68511105
they'll keep the cars away but in doing so will cause even more fun when traffic goes to hell Seattle already has a horrible street system the city was incorporated with two or three different street grids going different directions and has never been fixed
>>68511302
#notallaustralians
>>68511504
hostile person
>>68511504
ALL HAIL TREE KING
Tree king mentioned!
>>68511123
>>68510798
Approximately 2.25 seconds assuming no air friction. Friction doesn't matter much at that kind of height anyway.
>>68511102
Thanks couz
TREEKING REEEEEEEE
LONG LIVE THE TREE KING
>>68510821
i hope that my country realises that a FUCKING LEAF is absolutly ridiculous and changes it to something badass. Like a bigger leaf.
>>68511368
what the fuck is a "belgium" and how do they work?
>>68511504
The number of converts to him before he is sacrificed by himself atop a redwood tree.
>>68511368
Hilary Clinton is in a hotel three blocks away. Some sort of ritual killing most likely.
Iǜe been watching for 8 hours now. this is great
>>68511793
Good post leaf-yank
>>68511888
>>68511888
Checked.
>all those normies and plebbiters on periscope
>>68511368
>Implying belgium wasn't a cover up for tree man
>>68511729
what about 2 leaves
>>68511888
>Iǜe been watching for 8 hours now
>888
WOMBO
Yeah I'm completely invested in the Periscope following this guy around.
Dronebro here. Uploading video now. Fucking TreeKing used darkness to make it impossible to see him. he wont be able to use those tricks tomorrow
In the pines
In the pines
>>68511926
that's Tree KING to you serf
>>68511947
>>68511947
You're doing god's work Anon. You're already a legend.
>>68511466
Oh fuck
>>68511947
youre a cuck, next time attach a dildo to your copter and smack him with it
I can't take it anymore, I must sleep
>>68511947
PROOFS
>>68511947
Moar!
>>68511082
geh doch zurück in deinen Krautkanal und such dir Freunde du jämmerlicher Autist
>>68511947
Just in case you're legit, waiting with cautious anticipation.
>>68511928
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!
>>68512015
you must endure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xv5Opugyak
1:45
Can this be official tree king song?
Can this be official tree king song?
Can this be official tree king song?
To make up for shit dark video, if we can figure out how to attach something to the drone in a way that doesnt result in dead drone, I will deliver supplies to our King of Trees tomorrow.
that guy peaking around the building lmao
>>68512012
THIS
Don't let us down dronebro!
This isn't over yet and you can still become a living legend
Woke up to find Tree King is still chillin....
>>68512015
I think I gotta go to bed, been up for about 26 hours now. I'm starting to lsoe my mind.
>>68511623
Noice
>>68509416
Cooorrrrrrrrrr blimey he's just digging his pit deeper and deeper all the while suffering from hunger and the one where you need a drink.
Literally why would he do this? What does he gain? Who is he?
Someone let that Periscope fag know that the drone video will be up soon, confirmed.
>>68511947
Treeking, ruler of darkness, knight of the night, heir of the forest, the drone destroyer and conjuror of pine cones.
>>68512144
He will fall the second you look away.
>>68509416
Serious meme magic at work here...
CONES BEING PLACED, END IS NEAR.
>>68511947
Tree King hasn't eaten in a day and is jonesing hard for a smoke and you torment him.
>>68512144
Weakling.
It doesnt get fun until after 40 hours. Thats when the audiotary hallucinations sets in
>>68512240
Fucking Aussies.
>>68511947
WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING HIM SMOKES?
>>68512095
>not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9468-QKRoCg
American """news"""
/pol/ is a fucking circus
So is America
The fuck is that guy in the yellow jacket doing?
He kept peeking out from behind the building on the right, then he came from the front of the reporter with a woman as reinforcement and now they're visibly hiding just around the corner again.
Someone please give the man some burguers an smokes.
>>68512332
>THE SEPD DOES NOT WANT YOU LAUNCHING YOUR DRONES HERE
>>68512174
[Classified Information]
>>68512345
treeking is a douche and only deserves kamikazi dildos
BE CAREFUL DRONEBRO
THE COPS KNOW
>>68512379
POO
>>68512379
POO
>>68512379
>>68512100
Send him water at least.
Why tomorrow though? That's like a week in tree time.
>>68512379
Your just jelly that he had a height advantage of pooing in the street
>>68512379
PAJEET
What kind of potions has TREE KING drank??? Maybe the strongest Potions perhaps???
>>68512379
>nofunallowed.jpg
POO
>>68512412
you're a fucking douche fuck you faggot
>>68512379
here's your (poo)
>>68512379
You should watch tree king fling poo.
>>68512379
poo in loo
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>>68512379
HE POOS IN THE STREET JUST LIKE you
>>68512332
was thinking the same thing as you and him lmao
>>68512379
lol, go rape your sister and poo on your hands pajeet. Maybe you can then join us in hearty first world laughter but first you must poo in the fucking loo
>>68512379
(You)
>>68512379
designated streets
>>68512379
Indian """news"""
/pol/ is watching a guy shitting from a tree in public
So is everybody doing in India
WHAT
are the cops lurking?
Our meme magic is being put to the test.
>>68512688
Are they telling people not to send drones?
did he come down? i fell asleep about 4 hours ago
>>68512732
>An American tells another American not to send drones.
>>68512541
kek'd out loud
>don't mind me, just chilling in a tree
If I get 3 digits then he will die in the next hour.
>>68512819
HE WILL NEVER COME DOWN.
>>68512819
Yes, we are watching a live stream of an empty tree
>>68512399
Aren't you clever you stupid leaf
>>68512819
he's still up there
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68512819
NO
O
>>68512881
It showed the cop taking down the yellow tape when I posted that.
>>68512881
It's a nice tree.
someone get him some water, he needs to stay hydrated!
https://youtu.be/zbbHA3qW8so
Tree King has defeated Drone with his darkness spell. He is truly the most powerful Tree Wizard. HOW DARE I THINK THAT I COULD DEFEAT HIM.
I can't fucking believe the madman is still up there. Going to work soon but will swing by at lunch.
Just woke up and he's still there, any developments?
we got movement boys
>>68512379
YOU DONE GOOFED!!! Why did you even think of posting? You should have known you would have gotten shit on by the rest of /pol/ because your India. I never usually post because im a FUCKING LEAF. I hope you learned your lesson mr poo.
>>68512928
they are going to allow morning traffic to go thru.
I LEFT FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS FOR A DINNER FUNCTION AND HE'S STILL GOING LOL
What's the status on Pol-Force-1?
DRONEBRO, you here?
Is tree king sleeping?
>>68512969
TreeGod fought off a drone that was sent by /pol/
I kid you not.
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun.
The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For the court of the evergreen king.
We need flame thrower attached to the drone
>>68512955
BRING THE MAN SOME SMOKES
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HE'S ABOUT TO JUMP!
>>68512955
glorious!
