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Stream link:http://komonews.com/live/event-Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the th


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Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
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Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
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Periscope link:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
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Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
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>>68520907
trump
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i want to be like him.
i want to make a DIFFERENCE
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first for dubs
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
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>>68520907
>we love you
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oh shit. dronebro here. got some handwarmers for him. quest for string continues
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>>68520967
Trump/Treeking 2016
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DRONEBRO WHERE ARE YOU
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We all need to take a minute and think about trees we can climb in our own lives.

This is a teachable moment for all anons
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>>68521067
You know what to do, mate.
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sky king sky king do not repond
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>>68521103
JUST GET A PIECE OF STRING DAMMIT
ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
USE A SHOE LACE
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>>68521081
he just felt like climbing
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>>68521103
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE STRING?

god speed bro, the power of kek will protect your drone
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It all makes sense now
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This is turning into a true happening. Bless you treeking
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What have I missed since dronebro left
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>>68521103
do you have any electronics knowledge?
you could make an arduino script that triggers a motor (attached to a hook release) after a set amount of time.
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>>68521103
HE THROWING SHIT AGAIN KEK
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>>68520907
why do they zoom the eye thing?
some illuminati shit?
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>>68521214
YOU DONT KNOW MY STRING STRUGGLES
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our lord is throwing his pine cones again
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>>68521227
Kek, treeluminati confirmed
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What happened with last night's dronebro? Did he deliver the smokes?
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>>68521227
I KNEW IT
THE COPS WANT HIM OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

#CUT4TREEMAN
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>>68521227

they're everywhere
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>>68521227
DELETE THIS
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>>68521103
thx dronebro
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DRONE FOOTAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so


Skype group: https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
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>>68521276
set the focus point.
eye contains a lot of detail, if they focus on the end of the nose the eyes are blurry.
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>>68521227
OY VEY
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>>68521168
i don't like trees
i turn them into firewood for winter
burning corpses of trees keeps me alive
>captcha: select all the images with trees
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>>68521227
Every time.
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I love the behind the scenes news
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>>68521227
Oy vey
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Someone ask the reporters how long the treegnome needs to stay in the tree before an early summer is declared.

I want seattle to make this an annual event where they give a bearded hipster mushrooms and send him up a tree to see how long he stays up there.
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>>68521339
>drone footage
>which is trash btw
just because you did a thing
doesn't mean you should have
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LAWS BROKEN SO FAR
>RCW 9.26.050: Public disturbance.
>RCW 70.93.060: Littering
>RCW 9.66.010: Public nuisance. (Blocking the street)
>RCW 9a.48.090: Malicious mischief in the third degree (Throwing shit at the police)
>RCW 9.26.070: Urinating in public.
>RCW 9.66.050: Deposit of unwholesome substance (DESIGNATED SHITTING TREE)
>RCW 9a.88.010: Indecent exposure
>RCW 9a.36.031: Assault in the third degree. *FELONY* (Throwing branches at the Police)

DRONEBRO
>RCW 9a.76.020: Obstructing a law enforcement officer
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>>68521227
cannot unsee
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Treeman, sneaky and mean
Spiders inside my dreams - I think I love you
You make me wanna cry,
You make me wanna die
I love you, Treeman
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>>68521227
PURE COINCIDENCE
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>>68521227
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>>68521103
You better not be fucking with us

we need this to spice things up again
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>>68521434
slide it pull it bop it
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>>68521413
It isnt obstructing if i do it while the negotiators are on union mandated break?
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>>68521402
KOMO is in the thread!
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>>68521426
*snaps*
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>>68521103
HE NEEDS FOOD.

FOOD AND CHARCOAL
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>>68521413
do you work in enforcement, or did you research and list these?
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>>68521393
Would be better than that drunken shit in Pennsylvania.
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this is great
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>>68521103
MUH DICK
come on man make this happen
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Is there anyway to chat with the reporters from the stream?
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>>68521632
twitter @JTreece406
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>>68521632
Twitter.
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>>68521103
Sacrifice some shoe laces dronebro
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that is one fugly building
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It's depressing to think that he will actually have to come down at some point
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>>68521802
Not if Dronefag gets off his ass and does something good for once
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What's the news guy's Twitter?
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>>68521768
>CODfZePZ
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>>68521802
Never. The Tree king is eternal
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>>68521802
It doesn't count if he dies first. The tree will inherit his soul.
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Treeking is the survivalist version of stoop kid.
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>>68521853
Read the thread you dumb shit
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>>68521802
You can take the treeking out of the tree, but you can't take the tree out of the treeking.
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>>68521802
You must have faith in tree king.
If dronebro can get some food to him he can live out his dream forever
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>>68521850
Get him McDonald's
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>>68521768
Does Portugal have any nice architecture?

Not baiting or butthurt. I've honestly never looked into it.
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if dronebro pulls this off he will be a legend on 4chan forever
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>>68521938
no, bojangles
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>>68521993
Watching it live on stream will be amazing.
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Tree King Tree King Tree King Tree King, do not answer.

Ladder. Apple. Weed. Pine. Internet. Smokes. Smokes. Outlaw. Freezing. Freezing.

Andrew's out.
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>>68522037
the first time everyone lost their shit
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What's the corner where the camera guy is at? I wanna order him food with instructions that the reporter doesn't get any until he says FAGGOT on the stream
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HOW GOES THE STRING HUNT DRONE BRO
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I hope treeking got a good sleep.

I wonder what treeking dreams of...
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HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL IN THE TREE
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>>68522114
Cocks
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At this point can dronebro just sacrifice the drone to treeking? Do it for the keks!
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DRONEBRO LISTEN UP

Put laxatives in a bottle of water.
So simple, but with unlimited potential.
His next shit will be ours to share with CNN.
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>>68521227
/POL/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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Tree King Tree King, can't you see?
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>>68522144
He is the Treeking where else whould he be
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>>68522157

This. Kamikaze treeking, dronebro!
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>>68522186
Please do this.
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>>68522186
THIS HOLY FUCK
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>>68522157
no
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>>68521227
An interesting fact is that they added those top 3 floors to the building years following the original construction of the Bon marche (original name). And when you see the inside office areas you really see the differences in construction.

There's also a cop sub station on the ground level so the cops would be there any way. That's also the location for one of the main entrances to the Seattle bus tunnel.

People also don't know that there's actually a huge underground tunnel network under the city thats accessible in the lower basements of these older buildings.

Seattle is a really neat town and I've always loved this place for the 20 some years I've been here.
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>>68522197
Tree King Tree King, shit on me!
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>>68522186
omg please do this dronebro. serious keks will he ensued
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I'm growing tired of Tree King. Can't they harass him with drone like King Kong on the Empire State Building? Make him throw pooh in anger.
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dead
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DRONE BRO PLEASE DO THIS IT IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO WRITE HISTORY
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>>68522186
>murder him
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>>68522186
treeman hasn't had anything to eat
fuck off
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If the drone crashes I'm willing to donate for a replacement.
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I want to see him catch and eat a seagull
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>>68522259

That's very interesting anecdote, anon. Thank you for sharing.
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>>68522315
he won't die but my sides will
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>>68522186
This Treeking shit has SO much fucking potential. If the guy with the drone does anything remotely humorous he'll be a meme legend.
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>cameraman and crowd wondering how "it's" still going on
>they don't understand they made "it" a thing and it's literally nbd
>guy just climbed a tree, SHUT THE CITY DOWN
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>>68522186
Or poison him, that will get him down.
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>>68522243
How much will we owe you for the drone. I am good for $100
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>>68522295
Is he actually accepting things from the drones? I thought he was running them off
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>>68521993
He needs to rig a small battery-powered iPod speaker to the thing and have it play "Ride of the Valkyries" on a loop.
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>>68521227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z49iZ0O1bSs
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DRONEBRO, if something happens i'm willing to donate for a new drone or lawyer.
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>>68522381
or some sort of shitty fanfare music
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It's official
>TREE KING
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>>68522370
why the fuck would we want him down? we should be providing snacks and fluids.

he's gonna change the fucking world
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TREE KING, NEWS SAID IT
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>>68522365
He already has once.
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>>68522376
Id pay 100 for laxative supply drop
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YYYESSSSSSSSS TREEKING IS OFFICIAL
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rip tree :(
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>>68522448
My second submission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
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Why haven't they tazed him, or shot him with a tranq gun like a bear?
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Set up a go fund me and we'll donate if you lose the drone. I just want my habbenings drone bro.
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>>68522102
4th avenue and Stewart Street If I am right
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>>68521802
NO, HE WILL ASCEND TO GODHOOD
PRAISE BE
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>>68522476
MEME MAGIC IS REAL!!
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Umm lets call him "man in the tree"

Wut?
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>soon after this day treeking get followers
>Seattle become the forest of Seattle after gainning independance
>treeking and followers become the wild walkers/elfs IRL
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>>68522472
Funny when he falls out of the tree. That's what we're all watching for, isn't it?
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>>68522417
>Use your one phone call to call an anon to hire you a lawyer
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>>68522472
He is challenging the supremacy of the State from up there! This must end!
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>>68521983
I'd say so. We also have our fair share of atrocities.
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>>68522516
This tree was suffering he is doing it a favor
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>>68522381
>not playing Niggerz Bop
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>>68522524
he will fall 80+ feet
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SACRIFICE YOUR FUCKING DRONE ALREADY
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>>68522524
>why haven't they murdered him?
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>>68522593
been up since 6 yesterday hoping this guy becomes a chalk outline
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going to store for string, maybe magnets, maybe clingwrap
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>>68522516
All those branches will never be decorated
again.
This degenerate needs to be punished.
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>>68522186
Chemistryfag here
a little milk of magnesia will do the trick
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PRAISE BE
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>>68522631
Whats the down side to that?
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Question.

Do we know news man's Twitter handle yet?
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>>68522581
>year is 2040
>i decided to go explore the north west of the empire
>i come accros the realm of the treeking
>heard that it was a pre-imperial city before
>i come accros the life tree
>in it lie the treeking his followers praying him
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>>68522488
Did he actually interact with the treeking though? Didn't he just fly it around a bit?
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>>68522668
K.
keep me posted
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>>68522668
Hurry up m8
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Holy shit this is still going on?
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Wait the fuck up.
If he used the rest room, why didn't the cops catch him then?
Why didn't he escape into the night instead of getting back into the tree?
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>>68522668
JUST FLY YOUR DRONE TO HIM, YOUVE BEEN AT STRINGS FOR 2 HOURS YOU KEK.
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>>68522362
well, he'd probably be rescued pretty quick if he passed out from dehydration, but still a dick move
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>>68522102
He's standing on the corner where the mariners team shop is right across the street from the north end of west lake center on 4th.
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>>68522762
Stop giving him attention.
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>>68522716
We like treeking?
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>>68522557
HE CLIMBED FOR OUR SINS
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everybody go down there
right fucking nao
HIIII MOM
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>>68522759
nonononononono

You don't understand.

He SHIT whilst IN THE TREE.
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HI SHARON
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>>68522716
Nothing really, but I want to see him shit at least once more.>>68522731
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>Massive happening in Belgium
>A crazy man climb a tree

When did everything go so wrong? This is a hell of a happening ride
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>>68522557
Praise be
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>>68522667
>chalk outline
my sides
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Hi Cheryl!
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CRINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE AS FUCKJKKK
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>>68522762
this gif is rediculous
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>>68522668
And burgers.
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>>68520907
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>>68522448
this on a loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDOXPs_-7uA
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The Face of this king!
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>>68522776
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>>68522840
Wait, what happened in Belgium?
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Honestly a bottle of water would be the best thing to give him. Humans can last longer with fluids than solids.
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>>68522871
how is that cringe your prepubescent faggot?
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>>68522737
I think treeking was sleeping. He didn't interact
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>>68522893
treediculous*
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>>68522840

We are defeating terrorism by ignoring it entirely. Is very sophisticated coping mechanism, actually
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How much do you think his inevitable gofundme/Kickstart will raise to get him out of jail/help him?
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>>68522941
>not having any clue as how to give a shout out
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>>68522980
It'll be in the billions.
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>>68521103
fishing line, jfc anything works
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>>68523022
I need to practice climbing.
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>>68522932

Religion of peace struck again
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>>68523017
Watch out, we have a shout out expert here!
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>>68522980
treeking's or dronebro's?
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Perinoscoped
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>>68522980
Probably like $600. I would provide representation, but I am not licensed to practice law in Oregon.
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´NOOONONONONONOOOOOO
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>>68522932
ISIS Nuked Belgium Millions are dead
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>>68522735
I am ok with this


can anyone give me a good picture of treeking that I can shoop into the center of this?

preferably with that handsome red hat on
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>>68522840
Belgium doesn't care about itself so neither do I. Terrorist attacks in Europe aren't news anymore. A right wing uprising will be news.
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>>68522905
https://youtu.be/YXggY_Zhc2A
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What's the twitter this guy is using where we can ask him shit?
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>>68523090
not stammering through 4 fucking words is a start
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>>68522581
kek and baal are the same thing dog
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>>68522932
DUDE..
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>>68522913
TREE KING IS KARL FROM WORKAHOLICS
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I miss chris
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>>68523017
xD haha good meme dude
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>>68523118
still less interesting than treeking
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>>68523140
@JTreece406
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>>68523197
This
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>>68523123
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>he'll be out of the tree when I wake up right?
>still fucking in the tree
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>>68523020
PRAISE BE
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All the ausfags went to bed :c
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>>68523166
IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW
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Is he still there?
>>
Has /pol/ arrived on scene?
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>>68523084
>>68523118
>>68523164
Damn, well fuck me I feel stupid.

Between work and this story, I guess I somehow didn't hear about it.
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>>68522932

Mohammad happened.
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Is the periscope stream down for everyone else?
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>>68523260
We have to stay here till death
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/pol/ shoutout. oh lawd.
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>>68522932
where have you been up a tree?
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>>68523260
Wollongong reporting in, I'm not leaving until the king is dethroned.
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>>68523294
air support inbound
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>>68523166
LOOOOOL
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>>68523323
Only 11:23pm here in Perth.
/comfy
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>>68523260
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No air bags
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>>68523344
Oh fuck you Carlos
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who else took work off to support treeking?
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>>68523260
He will still be in the tree when they wake up.
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reporter has based taste in beer, cold smoke is amazing
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>>68523383
kill yourself
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>>68523344
kek

I don't really follow European affairs.
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PIGEON BIRD IS BACK
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>>68522913
>tfw it is Jimmy Fallon doing some shitty PR for his show
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>>68523344
CCCCAAAAAARRRRRLLLLOOOSSSSS
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>>68523428
I asked him that question. :x
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Meme magic is real.
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LIVE WITH CNN
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>>68523260
Melbourne here lads, been watching him for quite a while now, uni at 9 but fuck it
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>>68523418
fortunately worked this night, but I might have my ass chewed tomorrow for not showing up. I don't care, this is the best thing that ever happened
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>>68523461
Praise kek!
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>>68523342
he totally said aryan
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>>68523441
On every major news channel, twitter, facebook, local news, workplace banter, Trump.
>don't follow European affairs
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>>68520907
He's still up there?
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>>68523450
honestly the beard look fake and the guy doesnt look like an homeless person at all
>>
I love how these reporters keep breaking the fourth wall and revealing how all the behind the scenes shit works as they go

it's like news and a documentary about the news and a documentary about TREEKING all in one
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Is there any sort of ETA for the drone?
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>>68522932
Tree King did not rise 80ft above Brussels and bless it with his protection.
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DRONE BRO,
>SET UP GO FUND ME OR SOMETHING
>USE YOUR MONEY IN PLACE FOR QUICKNESS
>WE BUY HIM GIFTS
>USE POLE FROM MACYS ROOF
>THINK LONG TERM

DO IT FAGGOT.
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AFTER THE DARKNESS COMES THE LIGHT!
PRAISE KEK!
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who is he talking to? What is he saying?
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>>68523455
>>68523344
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>>68523593
Stop giving the attention whore attention, you stupid faggot.

He's not going to bring him any food. He promised he would last night and all he did was fly his stupid fucking drone around for the camera.
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>>68523544
The guy would have to be some sort of stuntman, because he's done some ridiculously dangerous shit while 80 feet in the air.
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>>68520907

> Yall niggas need Jesus

Ask tree man who it is he needs to see from a tree
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>>68523461
AFTER THE DARKNESS COMES THE LIGHT

PRAISE KEK
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>>68523593
Oh and string, the king needs strong string.
>>
>>68523621
There are police officers in the window trying to talk him down
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I feel like the cops plan to just wait for him to get hungry and come down but I think he's gonna get delusional up there and mayb kill himself
>>
is pariscope live? live stream where?
>>
>>68523565
2 hours and 50 lies
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>>68523521
I get my news from this board and ignore everything that isn't US-based. Also, fuck social media.
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>>68523657
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>>68523102
The one and only king. Dronebro is only pol famous, tree king has captured the hearts of the whole internet
>>
anons serious question here.

do i get out of bed and goto my desktop, and make some coffee? Or do i stay in bed with the laptop?


what would treeking want?
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>birds do not anger him, and fly serenely by as if they know he is their master

TRULY HE IS BLESSED
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>>68523570
Oh my, that is beautiful.
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>>68523700
if you think about it, he's already slowly dying from exposure.
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>>68523544
Tree King is cute. CUTE!
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>>68523020
Praise be
>>
>>68523737
he would want your shoes and change
>>
>>68523690
And a blue tarp.
>>
>>68523649
He can redeem himself.
>>
>>68523737
get up you fat lazy bastard neet
>>
>>68523737
Get out of bed long enough to make coffee, take coffee to bed with laptop
>>
>>68523710
>I get my news from this board
>happening thread was stickied all day yesterday
>>
>>68523703
KONO stream. Link in the OP.
>>
>>68523710
Fair enough.
Sticky yesterday for like 15 hours.
>>
>>68523710
Brussles attempt to beat Paris in bodycount was a fucking rolling sticky thread yesterday, impossible to not see it. All in all, maybe it was not as popular as Tree King.
>>
>>68523737
Take your laptop and climb the roof
>>
>>68523349
>>68523323
>>68523470
Yay senpai <3
Armidale, will watch until he explodes on the pavement. Fuck Uni I've already missed 5 weeks of lectures.
>>
>>68523737
Just fap instead and lose all motivation to do anything.
>>
If I lived in Seattle and had a drone you bet your ass I'd deploy a fucking net on him. Dronebro is a pussy real life isn't CSI.
>>
Oh god he's casting meme magic on the negotiators
>>
HES CASTING SPELLS
>>
>fingers
WHAT IS THAT NEW SPELL
>>
>>68523717

We desperately need to record our Liege's utterences. Please, Tree-Lord, do not leave us without direction!
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now he is casting spells
>>
>>68523862
who what "Senpai" turned into senpai wut
Roodypoo and Candyass all over again
>>
>>68523737
throw your shit at your desktop
>>
typing on his invisible computer
>>
>>68523862
Dylan?
>>
>>68523920
obviously he is some kind of Wizzard
>>
>>68523636
God Phoebe is a semen demon
>>
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HE IS CASTING A SPELL ON HIS ENEMIES!!!
>>
>>68523782
Jake from England?
>>
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>>68523920
TREEKING HAS CAST HIS SPELL
>>
>Shoe on head
>>
we're watching magic right now
i used to fuck a pagan and those hand movements are definitely part of a spell
>>
Shoe on head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68523649
Yea Dronebro is a colossal faggot as it turns out

looking for 'string' for 3 hours yet claims to have bought him food and supplies from the built-up shopping area this is all occurring in
>>
SHOE ON HEAD CONFIRMED
>>
>>68523834
thanks. i was watching periscope thinking it was live
>>
FUCKING DRONE CUNT GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>
>requesting shoe on head

lolololololololololo

now japan, must be anons
>>
>"Can we yell at the tree man and tell him to put his shoe on his head"
wew lad
>>
>>68523975
>casting spells
That's cult tier "spell casting", he's summoning a treemon
>>
reporter got trolled good
>>
>someone told the news to have tree king put his shoe on his head

maximum kek

thanks /pol/
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>>68523975
>>
Ben Garrison from Africa, you're making my morning.
>>
>>68524020
>name's Jake
>from England
Think someone's spying on me.
>>
>>68523553
Someone should edit a rip into this movie trailer lmao
>>
>>68523994
Cam Robb college
>>
>>68523570
Thanks for the new tablet background
>>
>>68524108
Agreed this reporter has trolling potential.
Give him some names to shoutout.
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>>68524139
kek
>>
had a midterm for an hour, what did i miss?
>>
DRONE CUNT IS A COLOSSAL FAGGOT
>>
We hit bump limit. New thread when?
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>>68524109

We have infiltrated the scene.
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>>68524042
dude has already gathered a major charge, he can afford to squeeze a few blast spells
>>
periscope link

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vOGwQlBqdgxB
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>>68524260
>spells and preaching from the tree
>reporter shoe on head
>dronebro nowhere to be found
>>
>>68524260
Man still in tree
>>
Tree King hears from the council of higher-ups.
>>
>>68524260
Spell casting on the negotiator mortals
>>
someone ask him if trump's wall would have prevented this
>>
>>68524366
>implying there is anyone higher than the treeking
>>
this is all a publicity stunt for MACYS
>>
>>68524316

Rare.
I've never even heard about the Isle of Man
>>
>didnt know somebody from japan could watch

kek these kids learning how the interwebz works for the first time on live stream, it's like giving a live red pill
>>
>>68524318
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlMEkBXVJL
other link
>>
>the Hispanic community weighs in
>>
Stores are ruining my string quest. Nothing opens until 9.
>>
>>68524448
>american education
>>
>>68524244
Adi Hiedler
>>
MULTIPLE CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE
FUCK
MUH BRAIN
>>
>>68524448
>>68524515
I'm amerilard and I only knew about it because of the badass races.
>>
>>68524487
mariachis when?
>>
>>68524455
Didn't he say China?
>>
'welcome to the sausage factory.'
>>
>>68524515
Leaf senpai knows
>>
Pressure creates diamonds Dronebro. You have a lot to deliver now fag.
>>
>>68524564
NEW THREAD
>>68524564
NEW THREAD
>>68524564
NEW THREAD
>>
>>68524511
use a shoelace ffs
>>
>>68524511
dont you have a damn fishing pole with some line?
>>
>>68524511
the string is just going to throw off the balance of the copter directly tape it to the drone then when it hovers over him release the elevation on the drop so he catches it and then when he throws the drone just fly off
>>
>>68524511
Fuck man, anything scrap cords or something
>>
>>68524448
Best flag ever.

>it's a... wat?
>>
>>68524511
how can you now have some sort of string in your house? Just use some shoelace, or cut a goddamn pillowcase in tiny strips
>>
>>68524620
Put info in the fucking post ffs
>>
>>68521227
OY VEY
>>
>>68524448
>I've never even heard about the Isle of Man
american education lads.
this is literally how bad it is
>>
NEW THREAD

>>68524564
>>68524564
>>68524564
>>
Fucks sake droneb, just balance the packet of cigs on top
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>>68524975

All see newThread.
>>>68524564
>>>68524564
>>>68524564
>>
>>68521560
Punch Phil demands you take that back you cuck
>>
>>68523975
TREEMAN HAS PRO SC2 MICRO
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