He's still up there! What does he want? When will he come down? Will dronebro ever find string??
kill hippe nao
What stops him from just climbing down and scattering?
All the police have fucked off at this point.
dronebro sux
2nd for trees
HELLO MY NAME IS MIKE CHECK
>>68524648
Shit OP
Where's the links and info
good op pic, op
MIKE CHECK 1 2 1 2
MIKE CHECK 1 2 1 2
>>68524564
>post yfw this annoying cunt mangles the story on tree king
timestamp for when something at least remotely interesting happened?
>>68524668
I have to admit I laughed so hard when he posted pics in the thread and then I saw him on the stream
>WE HAVE ACQUIRED ELECTRICITY
>>68524702
STREAM LINK: http://komonews.com/live/event
>STREAM LINK:http://komonews.com/live/event
STREAM LINK: http://komonews.com/live/event
>STREAM LINK:http://komonews.com/live/event
STREAM LINK: http://komonews.com/live/event
>STREAM LINK:http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68524660
There are still numerous fans and minions of his and he doesn't like giving autographs
>>68524564
Haven't been following this but from what I understand he just climbed up a tree and refuses to come down?
>>68524729
http://komonews.com/live/event
For newfags.
>>68524564
You forgot:
Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
-
Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
-
Periscope link:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDGLEBlqWZJm
-
Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
>>68524564
>>68524564
>>68524564
Stream link:
http://komonews.com/live/event
-
Pseudo Sticky to keep track of the threads:
>>>/r9k/27348241 (board is not too fast)
-
Periscope link:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlMEkBXVJL
-
Background info for those joining us in this magnificent event: (yesterday)
http://www.king5.com/news/nation-now/man-in-tree-shuts-down-downtown-seattle-traffic-1/98125291
>Tom battery's dead
>spells and preaching from the tree
>reporter shoe on head
>dronebro nowhere to be found
>>68524564
>no stream link
>no komo Twitter link
>no banter
>shitty pic related
For shame, op
>>68524795
Synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>treeking dishes out more hell
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman gives shoutouts to /pol/, brushie eesti, ben garrison and thanked ben for his work in africa
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>treeking climbed down to get more branches baiting everyone
>treeking is now returning to his throne
>dronebro flew around
>drownbro landed
>Cop revs engine
>this spooks the Treeking
>treeking wakes up, drops trow and shits down tree
>treeking rants about satan and how he is going to hell for climbing the tree
>treeking returns to his throne for yet another nap
>remains undisturbed as apartment peasants attempts to claim his throne by throwing things at him
>cops opens up traffic
>treeking takes a morning squirt, marking his territory
>treeking curses the newly arrived traffic with his wizard staff
I'm late to the party. Can I get a quick greentext to help me catch up on what the fuck is going on
has he given some sort of statement? why is he there?
So why is the dude up in a tree?
Does anyone know?
>>68524905
He broke up with his hobo gf and flipped.
>>68524905
Where else would the treeking be?
>>68524876
Look literally one post up you stupid asshole
>back to you is implied
>smugface.png
>>68524891
Isn't it obvious?
>>68524891
>>68524905
He said he wants to expose the Jewish conspiracy.
Notice the starts of david on the side of the building?
Its a lizardpeople hideout.
He's not coming down, Darren.
>>68524905
He needed a safespace and he's homeless...so tree
>>68524905
>>68524891
Because he is tree King
why the cops dont shoot him down? I know that people get shot in america for doing less
>>68524905
Feral Bernie supporter
>>68524876
>guy climbed a tree
>now he's there
dont bother reading any posts directly above yours
Tree-bum (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Ground-bum (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Camel Crush
And middle fingers
For Everyone
>>68524850
Did he really give a shout out to /pol this morning?
>>68524990
he's not a nig
>the tree was uprooted from its ancestral homeland and transplanted into the dirty heart of the urban hellhole known as Seattle
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>68524957
>18 seconds
>>68524957
I posted 15 seconds after he did you colossal sperg. I didn't see it.
>>68524564
pics of treeking
>>68524996
treeking dindu nuffing
Someone please ask for a shoutout to Adi Hiedler. I don't have Twitter :(
>>68524905
He got scared at the police, police took his backpack, you don't take a hobo's backpack, he made a nest atop of the glorious tree, throw some shit down street, went formal Tree King of /pol/
Now he is casting spells at the negotiators, confirmed for /r9k/ Grand Wizard
drone went over right after he mentioned Ben garrison????
wtf????
THIS JUST IN SMALL DOG ATTEMPTING TO INTIMIDATE LARGE DOG.
>>68524996
Do not demean the King that way. a Bernie supporter would not have the balls to do this nor the wall craftsmanship to construct such a lovely bed out of sticks or a wizard staff out of sticks
>>68525031
>Champion of the buns
>>68524891
>his girlfriend left him
>he just felt like climbing
>captivated the nation with his climbing
>>68524791
germany you are silly. you are a silly people.
>ww1
silly
>ww2
silly
>holocaust
silly
>lowest birth rates on the entire planet
silly
>taking in millions of migrants at the same time
silly
>that post you just made
silly
'welcome to the sausage factory.'
What happened with the drone?
Can someone give him paper and pen i bet he will write something awesome.
>>68525033
He was giving shoutouts to most people who tweeted him and someone said they were "Paul (pronounced Poll)"
I WANT TO HEAR WHAT HES SAYING.
Backstage commentary is the comfiest
>>68525033
yeah he told us to have a great day
>>68524564
ay goys drone 2 minutes away
MEME MAGIC
SAMURAI SWORD GUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRgweQxXi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRgweQxXi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRgweQxXi8
that was pretty funny, if I remember right they shut down I-5 for it
>>68524905
>nesting protocol alpha... initiated
>>68525141
Dronefag wigged out
>>68525033
Different cameraman, same company.
He also gave a shout out for Ben Garrison.
Arrest the hippie
This is just comfy.
Puppers!
>>68525198
Is he playing a piano?
>>68525039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpAZObNZfI
???
that's one persistent fucker
>>68525284
He's casting spells on the police negotiators
>>68525201
So that's what happened to Blade.
>>68525201
Thanks for providing context
>>68525136
>slight baiting
Let's not start a political discussion now, what board is this?
>>68525279
IT IS THE HOLY IMAGE OF TREEKING'S PAST!
>we're eventually going to find out this guy knows about trees
no shit moron he's the tree king
>>68525136
Germany == Silly [ CONFIRMED. ]
>>68525067
>>68525069
It's always stupid ass austrailians asking what's going on instead of reading through the thread. It literally took me less than 10 seconds to read that greenest post (hell that's how I caught up). You roo fuckers are dumb. But welcome to the thread anyways you vegemite eatin shit heads.
>tfw the yanks on stream would find my tweets extra special because I'm from England
Will they shoot him down?
>Fire Department doesn't have catching equipment for a dude 80 feet up
this is some bullshit, they want Treeking to die so he doesn't tell us what he knows
How long has he been up the tree?
Has he peed yet?
>>68525136
36 HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
>>68525299
We need to name a drink after him.
I love all these new people to the thread who have no idea what is going on, they keep spewing hate and insults to our tree King. You people are idiots, the tree King is a hero. We made art and music glorifying him. This isn't some Bern fag or a hippy. It is a hobo wizard.
>>68525310
Fucking hell.
DRONE FOOTAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbHA3qW8so
Skype group: https://join.skype.com/wNNlNeIbv44N
>>68525424
That's just silly.
>>68524850
>>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>>68525454
The dude shit right on camera at least 2 times since I've been watching the stream. I'm sure he's pissed as well.
>>68525412
Are you retarded m8o? I read through the thread and there was no background info yet. Please suck-start a shotgun and remove yourself from the gene pool
>>68525460
calm. the fuck. down.
>>68525144
luv u guys
>>68525370
>Let's not start a political discussion now, what board is this?
even that is silly
though i am sorry we can talk about tree man now
Trees make pinecones specifically to give them away, dumb shit reporters
the only way this ends is with this dude falling 80 feet.
>>68525136
>36
Treeking confirmed thinks Germany is silly
>>68525483
ALL HAIL.
>>68524564
What the fuck is this thread still going for? Some stupid hobo sat in a tree quick make 15 fucking threads about it a second.
Nothings going to "mUH HAPPENIUNGS ITS REAL GOOD THING I GOT MY GUN DEUS VULT"
Its just some loony
You're fucking me, he's still up there? How long has it been?
>>68525546
Based. How can one man cause this much destruction?
>>68525310
'murca don't even expect anything else to happen
>>68525650
23 hours in tree
>this guy must know about trees
he's from alaska ffs
>>68525650
Over 20 hours now I think.
>>68525637
Bong is clearly jelly of Treeking.
"This guy knows about trees..." LOL
i hope he lasts at least the rest of the day here, its supposed to rain later though
>>68525483
it's redditors who are throwing a bitch fit because we're more interested in treeking than giving them attention in their shitty bait threads
>>68525637
Because it's comfy and fun as fuck
what did passerby say?
>>68524850
Is this real life?
PORTUGAL AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
MR TOP CAPITALIST FROM PORTUGAL
>>68525279
Meme magic is serious business.
What is a Portugal?
>>68525637
>>/reddit/
>>68524564
>Attention seeker wanting attention because the world is looking at Belgium.
It's like Israel crying about Iran when WW3 is about to break out and nations are revving missiles up against each other.
Gotta be center of attention aint ya? Cunt smoker.
>>68525637
why dont you reread the post you just made and realize how much you goofed. and dont you EVER call him a 'stupid hobo' again.
>>68525671
the mystical number of treeking, granted to us by a high tree priest
>>68525768
Or is this just fanta sea?
>>68525480
It's got to be a gin drink because juniper berries
>>68525700
Fairbanks, Alaska here
Can confirm arcane tree knowledge
>>68525822
YEAH IT'S A PLACE
THEY HAVE INTERNET
there's a man
there's a man
there's a man at the top of the tree
>>68525750
kek, this
still there? went to sleep before phoenix showed up, he gave him food or something?
HE NOTICED ME
>>68525637
fuck you
je suis tree man, he represents our distaste for the modern world, and our desire to return to a simpler, more natural time. A return to the trees.
>>68525834
It was just a terrorist attack in Europe it's not that big of a deal.
>>68525928
famous af
>>68525928
>tfw noticed by senpai
Ohhhhhhhhh!
momJokez
Please retweet, make it happen.
>>68525668
The marble must first be broken before the maker's work can be formed. BEHOLD! THE KING OF THE TREE ONLY GIVES SHITS TO THOSE BELOW HIM! HE IS A CARING RULER!
any more periscopes?
some nice fellow made this last night
I am really happy I woke up and found Tree King still reigns. I stayed up super late last night watching the drone and everything (didn't even bring him smokes, fucking lame)
>>68525917
Police wouldn't let him through
>>68525958
More important than some Ameriflab acting like a flab flab face.
>>68525965
PRAISE KEK
>>68525460
It is a sign!
>>68525755
I can understand if it was like another waco siege but its just some guy in a fucking tree that you idiots are all getting fuzzy over, fuck knows why
>>68525852
>ywn swim in a sea of fanta
Why live?
>>68525999
CHECKED FOR TREEKING
>>68525991
>>68525928
Whats that shortened word for 'family' that hipsters use nowadays? fan, faim or something??
>>68525750
B-B-BUH MUH FEELS!
>i wonder what those birds think
fuck all
>>68526139
Its candyass
Tree king needs to stop gesturing and conserve his energy.
What would (you) rather see Tree King do right now?
1. fall out of tree
2. take a poo in his hand and then throw it
That Guy will go down there and be asked
"Why did you climb that tree ? Is there a message"
And he will reply
"Trees, dude, fucking love em. Better sleep up there it's quieter you don't get robbed by a nigger and the air is better. Gotta love fucking trees, dude"
>>68526139
familia
>>68526056
I'm excited for the tears when he falls and people demanding the tree chopped down for justice
>>68525972
lel
>>68525671
>>68526175
fall
>>68525991
TOPKEK
>>68526175
.2
this reporter sounds like a closet fag
>>68526139
>>68526139
Fermiliars
>>68526175
He has got to need a cig wonder how long utill the next shit fit..
>>68526139
>hipsters use nowadays
it's fám but it's not just hipsters smfhtbqhfam
>>68526175
poop
>>68526175
#2 of course, his reign can't end now
>>68525563
>>68524815
>>68524829
>>68524850
>there's no info
>I don't know how to read
australia is literally worthless
Do you guys even have a space program? Do you shit in your own streets? Is India better than you?
dronecontrol to treeman tom
dronecontrol to treeeman tom
take your pack of smokes and put your warmers on
Here we go! Adie Hiedler please!
I find this guy behind the camera annoying as hell
I will fight Islam and the other two abrahamic religions and bow to the holiness of the treeking if he makes it 36 hours.
>>68524850
Thanks bro
>mfw listening to stream awhile ago and I hear "Portugal is a place. They have the internet."
Seriously, famalam? This is the kind of shit that makes people want to go #upatree.
Still, Portugal represent.
Please get the sleeping bag.
>>68526175
i want to see him throw a poo but then immediately slip off his branch and fall
>>68526056
>but its just some guy in a fucking tree
TREEKING SHITS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! FOR HE GIVES NO FUCKS!
>>68526175
fall out of the tree when he loses his balance throwing the poo
>>68526296
xD
THIS IS DRONE CONTROL TO TREEMAN TOM!
>be fbi negotiator
>ask treeking to come down
>treeking refuses
>mfw
>>68524564
Hail the King!
Long live the King!
>>68524564
qt Elizabeth watching
>>68526295
You are embarrassing yourself, Jamal
Ezek 17:22
Thus says the Lord Yahweh: 'And I will take, [even] I, from the treetop of the high cedar, and I will plant [it], from the head of its new plant shoot I will pluck a tender one, and I will plant [it], [even] I, on a high and lofty mountain.
>>68526225
>Mystical Hasidic Judaism as well as other segments of Judaism believe that there exist 36 righteous people whose role in life is to justify the purpose of humankind in the eyes of God. Jewish tradition holds that their identities are unknown to each other and that, if one of them comes to a realization of their true purpose, they would never admit it:
>The Lamed-Vav Tzaddikim are also called the Nistarim ("concealed ones"). In our folk tales, they emerge from their self-imposed concealment and, by the mystic powers, which they possess, they succeed in averting the threatened disasters of a people persecuted by the enemies that surround them. They return to their anonymity as soon as their task is accomplished, 'concealing' themselves once again in a Jewish community wherein they are relatively unknown. The lamed-vavniks, scattered as they are throughout the Diaspora, have no acquaintance with one another. On very rare occasions, one of them is 'discovered' by accident, in which case the secret of their identity must not be disclosed. The lamed-vavniks do not themselves know that they are ones of the 36. In fact, tradition has it that should a person claim to be one of the 36, that is proof positive that they are certainly not one. Since the 36 are each exemplars of anavah, ("humility"), having such a virtue would preclude against one’s self-proclamation of being among the special righteous. The 36 are simply too humble to believe that they are one of the 36.
whoa
Time for shout outs!
>>68526139
I want to make Effendi a thing since everyone(Hipsters) watches The Young Turks.
But nobody will even think twice about this post.
the tree doesn't look happy.
it's looking pretty lifeless tbqh.
but I guess trees are used to this sort of thing with monkeys in the wild.
>>68525999
Can you post the original pic? It looks nice.
This is Treeman Tom to Drone Control...
I'm stepping towards the edge.
And I think my tree and I know where to go.
>>68526296
This is treeman Tom to drone control.
I'm missteping on the branch
And I'm falling in the most peculiar way
And the street looks very diff*SPLASH*
>>68526392
I think I sent him too many tweets asking for a shout out that's why he was grumpy :(
post yfw treeking says naughty words xDDDDD
>>68526392
>t. Alberto Barbosa
Do you really nor know who he is?
It's this time if year that the jack in the green and the green man are seen out and about.
Can /pol/ meme another ancient archetype back into existence?
TREEKING'S MEME MAGIC AVERTED A TERRIBLE AUTO ACCIDENT
HIS MISSION IS COMPLETE
have any anons feed him or gave him stuff yet i hope so...
if not get to it lads
>women are going crazy for treeman
>>68526561
>splash
tips fedora
What were Tree Lord's last demands?
>>68526512
I see what you did there.
>>68526392
shut up, poor man's spain
>>68526571
>mfw
>>68526633
Roaches can't use computers.
>>68526633
Me and my bro's IRL call each other Effendi's what do you think of it? We don't want to use senpai and we can't use Nigga so we meet in the middle with Effendi.
DO THE FUCKING SHOUTOUTS U UNKEMPT FAGGOT
>>68526568
Meh, fuck it. He did it, didn't he? You got there, m8.
>>68526633
>>68524740
she looks like that depressed, butt-ugly european girl that posted on /b/
TREEKING USES HIS MAGICAL ROYAL SCEPTER TO TRUMPET HIS FOES IN BATTLE
>>68526765
I'll ask the treeking about that.
Waves tomahawk fuck you i am the treeking!
>>68526502
Meme magic is getting out of hand...
>>68526621
smokes
WE FUCKING CBS NEWS NOW
>SEATTLE - Mankind's relationship with trees is mostly one-sided: we clearly need them more than they need us. In Seattle, one man may have taken that idea a little too far.
>Despite many hours of police coaxing, he remained near the top of an 80-foot tall sequoia tree in downtown Seattle early Wednesday, refusing to come down.
>People initially weren't sure if the man was awake, but then a KIRO Chopper video showed him throwing an object at medics, which was reportedly an apple.
>Seattle police say when authorities arrived at the base of the lofty conifer, the man refused to speak with them.
>"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.
>With traffic diverted from the area, the man in the tree has become the talk of the town.
>It is quite a spectacle, honestly," police spokesman Patrick Michaud told The Seattle Times.
>The man, appearing disheveled with a large beard, longer hair and a red knit hat he dropped during the day, has also ripped multiple branches from the tree and tossed them at the ground and at negotiators, who caught many of them.
>Seattle Department of Transportation officials will review the health of the tree, believed to have been there since the 1970s
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-climbs-tree-shuts-down-seattle-streets/
>>68526828
shoo shoo t*rkroach
>>68525860
And pineapple juice because pinecones, maybe chocolate chìp/flake garnish and a birch twig for poodownyew
>>68526621
also backpack
>>68526056
This is what /pol/ has become ,some guy in a tree is news
>>68526635
D-don'the bully the Portugal, I like their language...
Should have taken a megaphone with him, such a wasted oppturnity.
Imagine his great speeches.
>>68526828
shoo shoo t*rkroach
concerned about my (you)'s
>>68524564
why made a thread without source...i really hate this new /pol/
>>68526929
aquafresh toothpaste fuck
TREEKING WILLS IT
>>68526929
You shut your whore mouth Holland. Shouldn't you be busy helping belgium with terrorists?
>>68526994
http://komonews.com/live/event
Holy shit it's already 5pm, been watching for 9 hours, feels like 1 hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njzkcPZQO_U
Drone man can you play this to the tree man
>>68526849
which ugly girl that posts on /b/?
>>68526994
Search tree man Seattle, it'll take two seconds
I bet treeking is hungry now and regrets throwing his apple.
>>68527049
I've been here 12 hours straight, someone match me
>>68526929
would you like another Trump thread to go along with the 25 others
>>68526863
Don't ignore me you little bitch
>>68525039
>>68526955
The Treeking's voice is triumphant enough. I was listening before they muted the external audio channel due to the network not liking his kingly language.
BASED SCOTLAND
FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM
SCOOOTLANDDDDDDDDD
good job Scotland
What is the weather forecast like for Seattle?
High winds and rain could spice it up.
>TreeKing is an inspiration to us all
WHICH OF YOU ANONS TWEETED THIS
Phew, he seems to be resting now. He was ranting at the cops for over an hour.
Bets on how it ends. Come vote.
http://strawpoll.me/7162448
DRONE BRO
Get firecrackers strapped to drone
detonate in Tree kings face
???prophet
KOMO reporter sounds like JD from the Howard Stern show
