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KOMO livestream here: http://komonews.com/live/event
seattle police/fire scanner: http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
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backstory here: http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched
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synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman thinks reddit is responsible for the hype
>cameraman's twitter: @TLinkomo4
>current status: mostly resting and nesting with periodic shouting
>ALL HAIL TREEKING
it's fucking happening
>>68490309
BEN GARRISON
I GOT HIM TO SAY BEN!!!
ben garrison lol
CURRENT STATUS ARRESTED
Ben!
>BEN GARRISON
>someone acting like a retard in seattle
wow it's fucking nothing
>Ben Garrison
HE JUST FELL OUT OF THE TREE HES ALIVE!!!
What happened to slingshot anon?
I missed the Ben garrison call out.
Damn my weak bladder.
SHOUTOUT TO BEN GARRISON
You will never be this comfy, pol.
YO SOMEONE ASK FOR A SHOUTOUT TO NIGEL FARAGE
>>68490309
Stay cozy Treeking. We who are about to sleep in our beds salute you.
WHERE IS THE CHAT!!!!
WAfags report in
FUCKING MOON MASTER AND PEPE
LOL all i heard was mememaster and pepe
PEPE
s/o to pepe
>>68490460
I brought my phone with me to pee, got it all qued up so there would be no down time.
>pepe
>>68490520
he's reading twitter posts
>Pepe, Moonman, Garrison
Damn.
shit like this is why people think americans are retarded
did he just shoutout pepe?
>>68490526
Seattle fag here, I am enjoying the treeking
I MOVE YOUR COUNTRY
I BUY HOLDEN AND RACE WITH DINGOS
YES?
>>68490526
Camano
PEPE SHOUTOUTS
>>68490520
no chat people are tweeting him
>>68490520
FUCKING PEPE HAHAHAHAHAHHA
THIS GUY IS GREAT
>>68490526
360 up in this bitch.
DANK MEMES
>MoonMaster and Pepe
>pepe's friend in belgium
AHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
FUCKING PEPE
JACK MEMES
HAHAHAHA
Gonna ask for a shoutout to James Russler
ALL BOARDS, REPORT!
fucking "bane california"
Someone tell him the name of the man in the Tree is either:
-Sam Hyde
-Jace Connors
>>68490526
snoho reporting in
SHOUT OUT TO DANK MEMES
AYYYY
I'm tapping out for the night
Stay warm tree king
Someone get a shoutout to Moonman
whats the twitter account of the cameraman?
Shout out to DANK MEMES
>>68490526
SPOKANE REPORTING FOR DUTY
>>68490526
Pierce County here
>>68490604
Good night tree king
>>68490604
Good night tree king
anyone else hear him say bane?
>>68490618
>leaving just as the memes begin
Don't do it.
>>68490309
...also
>earlier in the day a bunch of pigeons were flying around
>he shot each one with is finger gun
>camera shows him in the tree and people down below looking up at him
>Hobos standing on the street waving at him
>Hobos hugging each other and pointing at Treeking
>Hobos giving each other Cheers with open containers before walking off somewhere
>>68490526
>>68490591
360, Anacortes.
Anyone know a good welder?
>>68490554
Is it?
"Gee, America is pretty cool, but all of those faggots climbing gigantic trees and demanding smokes are making it retarded."
Who's Ben Garrison?
>>68490649
https://twitter.com/tlinkomo4
>>68490610
/pol/ here
>>68490610
/v/idya reporting in.
>>68490604
Good night Tree King
>>68490604
Good night tree king
>>68490526
425 here
>>68490604
Good night tree king
>>68490649
@TLINKOMO4
>>68490649
@tlinkomo4
>>68490531
>man with huge beard
>does mystic shit
>mad as a bag of cats
Tree king is Alan Moore confirmed
>>68490604
good night tree king
>>68490531
>>The secret is... 36
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim
>"As a mystical concept, the number 36 is even more intriguing. It is said that at all times there are 36 special people in the world, and that were it not for them, all of them, if even one of them was missing, the world would come to an end."
>"In our folk tales, they emerge from their self-imposed concealment and, by the mystic powers, which they possess, they succeed in averting the threatened disasters of a people persecuted by the enemies that surround them."
>Mystic shit going down. Deleting this in a minute or so
repostin'
MASON COUNTY REPORTING IN
The fuck you doing King County Niggers?
>>68490526
Watching from my bed in Madrona, SEATTLE, WA
shoutout to Bill Willson
Who do I tweet to get a shoutout?
>>68490526
S E A T T L E
>>68490526
Rainierbeach reporting in
>>68490742
SNOHO COUNTY
>>68490526
Bothell hurr
>>68490716
Issaquah here, where are you senpai?
>>68490663
Also Pierce County, from Orting
>>68490610
/lit/ in the hall of the tree king
>>68490531
ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>68490787
@readthethread
>>68490787
read the thread
>>68490526
haha yh here to bro
>>68490610
/tv/ reporting in
>>68490787
he's just reading his feed I think no tags
>>68490792
>rainier beach
I'm sorry
The man looks like he's having a nice time.
>>68490610
/g/ here, install gentoo pls
>not a big fan of modern day music
PLEB GET OUT
>>68490742
Good senpai.
Someone tweet the cameraman about the slingshot faggot
The police must be warned
Don't say a word about dronebro
>>68490610
/trash/ here
>>68490695
/pol/'s favorite national socialist cartoonist.
>>68490526
/pol/ympian reporting in
>>68490526
EATONVILLE
THERE ARE SO MANY TREES HERE AND NOW I MUST CLIMB
>>68490309
>treeking begins further construction
>fights off police/phoenix jones with wizard staff
>treeking becomes popular and gains followers
>followers sneak water&supplies to treeking from land and air
>treeking endorses Donald Trump for president
>Donald Trump elected, pardons treeking
>authorities and media leave treeking alone
>lives there and is now a national attraction
>people from across the world visit Seattle just to see the only living saint known as treeking
>treeking forever celebrated
PRAISE KEK
I've been following Tree hippy since before sun down and I'm exhausted...can only imagine how fucking expended he is.
This is a druid of unimaginable powers.
>>68490787
>>68490701
>https://twitter.com/tlinkomo4
>>68490742
S E A T T L E
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT ANSWER
>>68490904
Me too
>>68490740
" On very rare occasions, one of them is 'discovered' by accident, in which case the secret of their identity must not be disclosed."
"there are 36 special people in the world, and that were it not for them, all of them, if even one of them was missing, the world would come to an end."
>>68490604
Saw logs Tree King
>>68490526
Unincorporated king county reporting in, praying for treeking
>>68490873
/g/ I haven't fixed audio on i3 on this Arch install so I am using audio from my phone.
>>68490526
Everett standing by.
>>68490773
Shoutout to Will Bilson
>>68490856
It's all good armed to the teeth and got a big dog. Now he can have a yard. Life is good aside fom the shitskins.
>>68490309
i lol'd
ONE OF US ONE OF US
can somebody draw gleeful frog in a tree shitting on feels guy who is below the tree trying to get gleeful frog to come down?
Based Treeking, the First Horseman of Kek!
![pokemon__mega_sceptile_by_mark331-d87dg6x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/44b22TI.jpg "pokemon mega sceptile by mark331-d87dg6x[1]")
>>68490610
/vp/ here
>>68490968
>falling for the arch meme
>>68490610
/a/ reporting in.
>>68490610
/reddit/ reporting in starleader
>>68490909
Sup m8, it's your old school rival.
>>68490742
PIERCE NIGGIN WUT UP YOOO
>>68490976
My friend used to live there. Once I saw niggers stealing rims from a car, and 2 out of the 3 times I've stayed up there I've heard gunshots.
TREEKING'S MINSTRELS HAVE ARRIVED I HEAR ACOUSTIC GUITAR
>>68490610
/a/ to represent
Anyone have a Cascadia flag so we can make an alter for treeking and pay homage?
Who the fuck is playing guitar?
THE MINSTRELS OF TREE KING HAVE ARRIVED TO SING HIM STRENGTH
>acoustic jew attempting to drown the treeking's message
>>68490942
top bur
>>68490823
unincorporated king county
comfy as fuck right now
Treeking currently dancing to music being played from the street!
>Hello Boxxy
>Mootykins
>>68491035
Snail a best.
Just shoot him with a sleeper dart. Catch him in a net. How hard is it?!
>>68491033
>Can't use winblows
>Uboobtu, amazon spyware
Are you saying I should >install gentoo
>>68491084
this is normal in seattle
he just said fucking mootykins
THAT CREAMED CORN
>>68490610
/sp/ reporting
>>68491069
>>68491092
SING HIS PRAISE
>Mootykins
Someone should ask if getting caught was part of his plan.
>>68490552
someone shop a picture of this holy trinity
Creamed corn. Good stuff right there.
>>68490610
>>68491035
/a/, coming in loud and kawaii here.
That acoustic guitar is reminding me of everything I fucking hate about Seattle.
>>68491068
Yeah gunshots are common. Niggers nigging, etc.
I'm gettin out soon. But it got me into guns, so I'll be forever grateful. My dog is happier too.
>>68491079
closest i have shit forgot its name
Someone please get him to do a shootout for "Connor, my dog who serves in the U.S. Armed Forces"
>>68491137
I'm saying you should install Lucid Lynx
>>68491050
I actually went to school in Parkland.
Just in Eatonville for a bit.
someone do Mitchell Henderson
>>68491190
exactly what i was thinking
Okay, I gotta sleep now, only going to get 5 hours as it is. Keep his majesty comfy for me.
>>68490968
>he uses i3
>not LXDE
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKE
lol, someone asked this poor guy about nightcrawler
>>68491183
fuck off
Someone ask him to say "I love sucking cock so damn much, I just can't stop"
>>68490564
ROLL FOR POWERUP, ALL HAIL KEK
if cameraman spoke a little more authoritatively he'd sound like archer
>>68491214
LOL YOUR ID IS FAG
Damn it Thomas, your audio is too quiet fix your shit
>>68490309
how do u comment on the stream i have a couple questions to the guy thats talking
>>68491214
>sorry about the ipod
>>68491169
this
>Do you think getting caught was part of his plan?
>is he a big guy?
>>68491193
I moved out of Seattle two years ago to Mason County, best decision I ever made. Shit is way cheaper over and no socialists or niggers.
Orlando here, stop stealing our title as the weirdshit capital.
>>68491236
fuck you, /pol/ and /a/ are eternal allies
t. polak
>>68491157
Spuh bruh reporting
Any WWU fags here?
>>68491195
>not renaming them
>>68491205
I'll look in to it
Thinking of playing with BSD when I have some time.
>>68490902
Thanks senpai
>>68491242
HAIL THE FROG ONE.
>>68491238
lmfao. Legitimately laughed out loud.
>>68491247
Switchfuck. Sound gay.
You have 30 seconds to come up with a way to get Treecuck down without anybody getting hurt or you will lose your job/monthly tugboat.
>>68491201
bump for army dog shoutout
>>68491270
Already asked if he thought he was a big guy, never replied.
>>68491205
I know I'm being that goy right now but, you really really can't go wrong with debian. XFCE works and looks fine on absolutely anything you can run.
>>68490564
treeking will live
>man climbing tree gets me more hyped than terrorist attacks in Belgium
/pol/ is weird.
>>68491137
install pavucontrol; problem solved
>>68491295
isn't BSD server software?
>>68491347
Why get him down?
>>68491347
Spray him with a hose and wait. Keep him wet.
>>68491347
He climbs down
dronebro has failed treeking
>>68491310
9/10
Holy shit, TREE KING is HIGH UP!
>>68491242
TREES FOR THE MEME GOD
BRANCHES FOR THE TREE THRONE
night dudes
TREEKING OUT
IF Dewbs TREEKING CLIMBS DOWN AND WALKS AWAY QUIETLY
>>68491363
people are used to hearing about sandnigger attacks by now. not really weird at all.
>>68491387
not happening confirmed
>>68490604
good night tree king
Okay, I got livestreamer working. It turns out VLC can't handle the stream; livestreamer was working fine.
here's the command:
livestreamer hls://http://livevideostatus.sinclairstoryline.com/HLSproxy/variant/proxy.m3u8?manifestURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent-ausw2.uplynk.com%2Fe077868015c34910a89fe3b64708d69d%2Fg.m3u8%3Ftc%3D1%26exp%3D1458799200%26rn%3D202599%26ct%3Da%26cid%3De077868015c34910a89fe3b64708d69d%26sig%3D901b747754da86dee9cf2b99fcf11819f1c509caa855d4dba598570d3d02a754%26pbs%3D69051cb7f4f041c680a7bbbf22639bf5 best -o out.mkv
>>68491347
go up with a parachute yank him down and proceed to land safely
>>68491347
Nuke seattle
>>68491310
2/10
>>68491280
no anime is degeneracy
t. /pol/ack
>>68491363
we were talking about Belgium all day. fuck you.
>>68491272
I'm looking in surrounding areas. Money is too good here to pass up, but I will if I find the right place.
>>68491236
>t. reddit
>>68491368
It can be. BSD refers to a kernal written during the 80s at Berkley.
>>68491357
>XFCE
I can't stand my personal computer looking like some office clone
>>68491347
>get close to tree
>shout "IT'S HAPPENING!"
>>68490610
/g/od reporting in
>>68491459
faggot
thomas is way the fuck far away
>>68490610
/mu/ here
>>68491347
hook up a trainhorn on the crane and put it next to him out of reach
>>68491347
Sprinkle the ground around the tree with his fav. cigarettes.
>>68491441
This is the best answer.
>>68491236
>board rollcall
>answers the rollcall
>hurr fuck off
Autist
I'm scared to go to sleep cause I'll miss all the fun but I've already been watching this for 6 hours
>>68491347
call in Marshawn
>>68491439
nice try trying to hack me mr 4chan
somebody should go to him and shout re that would make me die.
>>68491332
Not so fast, 27P(enis).
>>68490610
/diy/ and /k/ here
>>68491465
For a while KDE was decent, it's shit now though.
>>68491521
>anime cuck calling someone else an autist
Irony. Just die already, cuck.
if dewbs wank before bed
triips stay all night with treeking
i can't stay awake any longer, i've been with you since the first thread. pls keep the king powered up
is he jacking it?
he's movin'
>>68490526
Bellevue here!
>>68491363
When did Tree King get a sticky?
>>68490610
/po/ in da house
>>68491553
Nah, some bizarre slant pass would be just as good, right?
>It's going to look a little jumpy, speaking of
>>68491577
bye
HE HAS ARISEN
Alright lads, beddytime
I'll head down to the tree around 12 noon pst tomorrow (in aprox 9 hours), just to snap a few photos of whatever is still going on.
>>68491347
The city of Seattle should start building 80-foot sidewalks and a walk way for him so Tree King can safely exit and enter his residence.
>>68491553
Fuck I need foosball season to start again...
>>68491347
Short of removing all police and erasing his face from media so he isn't arrested, good luck.
TREEKING STIRS!
>>68490610
/metal/ general here
>>68491465
What are you using right now? Unity? Just curious.
Don't do it treeking
OH MAN OH JEEZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLPgAO36Kk
>>68491572
>implying I like anime
I'm just not some autist who gets butthurt at it like you.
>>68491594
>Issaquah here
HE'S GUNNA FALL
>>68490610
/k/ here
old pic
OH SHI-
TREE KING HAS RISEN. ALL ARISE.
>it will look a little jumpy
>speaking of
HES ON HIS FEET BOYZ
>>68491594
wtf are you doing? Hop on the 520 and get your ass over there.
the madman
OH GOD
I MADE IT TO THE END
STOP IT TREEKING
TREE KING COMING DOWN
fuck, is anybody recording the police scanner?
shit's getting interesting
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68491569
I find it hard to move away from gnome since it has tons of developers
Who's screencap/webming this saga for the people tapping out?
>>68491648
HE DESCENDS
Is he going to go all the way this time?
>>68490610
/co/ here
COMING DOWN
>>68491347
Allow him to get himself down when he is ready.
HE DESCENDS
TREE KING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DESCENDING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING, WHY IS HE CLIMBING DOWN
>>68491569
Still has fantastic software ie kdenlive
DOWN HE GOES
HES CLIMBING DOWN
GOTTA PISS AND NEEDS CIGS
>MIGHT BE CLIMBING DOWN
we've heard that plenty of times already
HE'S COMING DOWN, BOYS
HE'S DESCENDING WHAT THE FUCK
Treeking descends!!
CLIMBING DOWN CLIMBING DOWN!!!!!
>>68490309
ITS HAPPENING HE IS GETTING DOWN
He's coming down!!!!
YOURE SUPPOSED TO FALL GOD DAMMIT
TREEKING DESCENDS
>>68491626
I'm using Win7 for the time being but when I eventually switch back I'm going straight for Ubuntu.
NOOOO
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND.
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND.
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND.
TREEKING TREEKING DO NOT RESPOND.
>>68491677
>tfw he dances a little tree jig
BOUNCING
I WAS LAST SHOUTOUT BEFORE HE CLIMBED DOWN FUCK YES
>>68491706
OH SHIT HE FELL
But why does he break branches on his way down?
it must be tiring to cling onto a tree for 12+ hours
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he's gonna ask for something then climb back up just like before. shouldnt of stole his backpack and sleeping bag
>climbing down to shit talk
BASED
Nope. More branches for comfy time.
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
http://komonews.com/live/live-police--fire-scanner-11-20-2015
BREAKING MORE BRANCHES
>>68491685
>Paying when you could drive around, plus this shit is over.
Sounds like he's arguing with some bitch.
THE KINGDOM IS DEAD
WE HAVE WITNESSED THE BIRTH AND DEATH OF A GOLDEN AGE
>>68491591
That's some real 2009 /b/ shit.
>>68491473
You might want to take a look at the ads for this website before you shitpost, reddit.
>>68491800
they are gonna rush him
>>68491654
Nice, jelly as a melanin enriched gentlemen examining a white female with husband.
NO
IT CAN'T BE OVER
GET THE FUCK BACK UP THERE YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>68491347
Apply agent orange to tree
HE WILL DELIVER US ALL
>>68491786
its so he doesnt put weight on something that is easily breakable...u ever climb a tree?
THE END IS NEAR
>>68491702
That's what I'm running on my thinkpad for work, this is pretty much my shitposting laptop.
>>68491699
What are they saying? Are you listening locally over-the-air or is there a steam?
NONONONONONONONONO
>please select all sheds
>>68491818
kek
SAM HYDE CONFIRMED
https://twitter.com/UPizzaPolice/status/712545942864596993
TREEKING YOUR THRONE
>>68491725
I use konsole with i3
GATHERING MATERIALS FOR THE TREE THRONE
>>68491840
>u ever climb a tree?
No, because I am not a subhuman nigger chimp like you.
ALL OUR HOPES AND MEMES ARE WITH YOU TREEKING
Dronebro is nearly there.
DRONEBRO IS COMING
DRONEBRO IS COMING
he could still fall coming down...
ITS OGRE
>>68491860
WHAT DO YOU NEED A SHED FOR?
HE'S ACTUALLY COMING DOWN FUCK
>>68491821
lmao you said my shit was from 2009
Then you tell me to go back to lebbit
Which one is it
HE IS REALLY QUITTING GUYS ITS HAPPENING
camera guy yelled officer what a snitch
STOP IT, TREEKING
YOU BELONG IN THE TREE, THAT IS YOUR RIGHTFUL DOMAIN
CRAFTING
>>68490610
/h/ reporting in
He's just gathering more branches guys, Treeking will never surrender to the Jews.
OOOOO THE SAAAAGE
COMEEETH DOOOOOWN FROM THE
MOOOOOUNTAAAAIN!!!
HE IS BRIIIIIIINGING
WIDOM FROM
LORD KEEEEEEEK
>>68491347
kill him
>>68491904
dronebro is too late. Treeking has descended
GIVE HIM HIS BACK PACK
>>68491892
>Never climbed trees as a kid
You have to be at least 18 to post here.
Underage.
>muh backpack
He's still asking for it.
HE JUST WANTS THE BACKPACK
>>68490610
/out/ reporting in.
Can confirm, he's not one of ours.
However we do send treeking our well wishes.
>>68491941
>dat feel when treeking manages to slip away in the night to do it all again at a future date
>>68491911
is that a front of a Cadillac
>HE'S GOIN' BACK UP
TREEKING IS LOSING AND NEEDS YOUR POWER
HE WILL ONLY ASCEND BACK TO HIS THRONE IF YOU REPLY "BRANCHES FOR THE TREE GOD"
He's just telling the harpy how his backpack was stolen. Probably going to go back up again.
>FUCKING 12 HOURS ON
>POLICE ON SCANNER ARE LITERALLY SAYING "Mid block, 300 Stuart. He's still in the tree."
BUMP LIMIT REACHED
NEW THREAD
>>68491908
NEW THREAD
>>68491908
NEW THREAD
>>68491908
THIS IS MY LAST OP FOR THE NIGHT
>hes going back up
>>68491987
tfw he comes back tomorrow and climbs back up
GOIN BACK UP
>>68491993
ITS DONE BOYS HE IS GIVING UP FUCK ME MAN
>>68491852
Yea its easy as fuck to use and fix when you break it when ricing. I don't know how to code so the simpler the better.
STANDING
ON
THE
BRANCH
>>68491959
That's where I'm headed after this
If he gets off that tree, the terrorists win.
HE IS CLIMBING BACK UP
>>68491959
Ayy thats where im going after this:
Scanner: "He's going backed up, someone spooked him"
WHO IS THE WOMAN SCREAMING AT TREEKING
WHERE IS HE? HE'S BECOME ONE WITH THE TREE.
"I LOST HIM WHERE IS HE"
THE BACKPACK IS A BOMB
IS HE ASCENDING
IS ONE OF TREE KINGS NOBLES YELLING HIS NAME?
HIS MUM TELLING HIM TO COME DOWN
>midway through the Hobbit
>can't get the tree scene out of my mind
>this shit happens
>>68491914
I'm sure you save all kinds of outdated, cool memes on /r/4chan, kid.
>>68492009
My poor classic saab. Welding and paint soon ®
SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE TAKE OVER OP DUTIES IF NECESSARY THIS IS MY LAST OP
NEW BREAD
>>68491908
NEW BREAD
>>68491908
NEW BREAD
>>68491908
HE'S BECOME ONE WITH THE TREE
IGNORE THE LAMENTATIONS OF WOMAN
>>68492067
Probably some feminazi thundercunt who thinks his ability to climb a tree is patriarchy. I mean, it is Seattle.
>>68490309
Make him say #TreeKing4Trump
or Tree King endorses Trump
The Forest Gnome seems to have magical tree traveling abilities, similar to keebler elves he entered the core of the tree to preform his ascent.
>>68491769
Underrated post
>>68490309
>Poo in yew
Soides went orbital
>>68491363
Terrorist attack every 4-6 months is the new normal.
Just hopped on /pol/, how the fuck did this guy make that shanty on top of the tree?
>>68492033
He will be sent to dulce to be vivisected.
>>68490728
>mad as a bag of cats
>poo in yew
Poetry is not dead
Stream fucked up?
Is dronedude gonna help by giving him ciggies or is he trying to be an asshole?
>>68491157
Ayyyy
>>68491347
Get a drone to send him ropes, a sleeping bag, all ciggies, food, all that shit. Get him comfy.
Let him come down when he wants.
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