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>Delegates Big Don: 697/Zodiac Killer: 424/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
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Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
>Trump on ABC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJWN0v5LPcM
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>trump.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVk_NtOVSI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
UTAH YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF! ARE YOU PATRIOTS OR TRAITOROUS MORMONS!?
HERMAN BANE ON HANNITY
PIZZA MAN ON FOX.
GOD HE'S SO BASED
>>68458330
They are traitorous mormons.
where the fuck are the arizona results?
>>68458240
Has your wife been raped yet today? You don't want to anger the Caliph.
MAGA
who /comfy/ here?
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED NOT TERRITORIES
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida (100%)
3. Illinois (78%)
4. Alabama (72%)
5. Missouri (71%)
6. Mississippi (63%)
7. Hawaii (58%)
8. Tennessee/Georgia (57%)
10. Massachussets (52%)
11. Vermont (50%)
12. New Hampshire (48%)
13. Nevada (47%)
14. Michigan/North Carolina (42%)
16. Arkansas/Louisiana (40%)
18. Kentucky (37%)
19. Virginia (35%)
North Dakota (via straw poll)
Arizona (pending)
TOP FENCE RIDERS
1. Alaska (50%)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio (0%)
2. Wyoming (8%)
3. Minnesota (21%)
4. Iowa/Kansas (23%)
6. Oklahoma (30%)
7. Texas (31%)
8. Idaho (38%)
9. Maine (39%)
Utah (pending)
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida (99)
2. Illinois (54)
3. South Carolina (50)
4. Texas (48)
5. Georgia (43)
6. Alabama (36)
7. Tennessee (33)
8. North Carolina (30)
9. Mississippi/Michigan (25)
11. Massachussets (22)
12. Louisiana (18)
13. Virginia/Kentucky (17)
15. Arkansas (16)
16. Nevada/Alaska (14)
18. Oklahoma (13)
19. Idaho (12)
20. New Hampshire/Hawaii (11)
22. Maine/Kansas (9)
24. Vermont/Minnesota (8)
26. Iowa (7)
27. Wyoming (1)
28. Washington D.C./Ohio (0)
i hate awoos
Anime faggots have autism and need to be gassed. Prove me wrong.
I almost forgot about Herman
MAGA
So much more waiting to MAGA.
>>>>>>>>>>>WEST COAST
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Cuck Shed" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc
NEED A HAT
>>68458330
>THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
You disrespect Trump and the movement every time you post this. You're making a mockery of the whole thing.
And no one seems to be the wiser.
Will will the Drumpf supporters in this thread do when Bill Kristol recruits a conservative with Real Values like Romney or Perry to run third party and #StopTrump?
>>68458444
rude
>>68458474
>>68458481
reddit is down the hall, to the left
>>68458330
AWOO~VEMENT!
>>68458240
REMINDER CRUZ IS FINISH AFTER UTAH
>>68458240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9minv0O8rlI
nth for results never
Who worried about Arizona?
>>68458240
>draft dodger
>wearing a military uniform with medals
MAGA!
>>68458481
Ted Cruz is scared. Hah! He must know that whatever Trump has on him and his wife is BAD.
I fucking love The Donald.
>>68458474
>>68458481
If it bothers you go, home to bernie.
XXth for GUACED!
THE FIRE RISES
MAKE VINTAGE WAIFUS GREAT AGAIN
BOOGER MISSILE GETTING REKT ON FOX
Fucking time zones I need a nap.
Low energy I know.
>>68458513
>>68458485
neat!
This makes the creepy canadians sweat
>>68458481
SEPARATE AND CONQUER DOESN'T WORK HERE
MAGA MOTHERFUCKER
remove crubap
Is it 15 minutes for results?
LIVE HD CNN STREAM WITH CHAT
COVERAGE ALL NIGHT LONG, GET IN HERE.
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>>68458516
I'm just making sure you did your duty to the Germanistani Caliphate today.
Daily Führer Assassination Threat Update - 1 for now.
>"Donald trump a bitch ass nigga I'll shoot that pussg ass nigga Simone needa kill his ass straight up racist Pussy u gone get killed"
-Oil Driller Anthony Gay
https://www.faceberg.com/spacekid123/posts/1713897628895517
https://archive.is/iBTIC
>>68458429
>mormons
Strange way of spelling filth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZWHVo-t2Vo
>>68458579
All the Drumpf people here should be
It'll be a re-run of Kansas, Cruz overcoming expectations and stumping Trump
>>68458622
stream of the booger missle?
MAGA
>>68458330
I hope Trump wins Utah just so I can watch Glen Beck kill himself
Any results yet for the primaries or are none released yet?
>>68458511
>He can't afford a $25 hat and the S&H costs
Meanwhile, Berniefags donate almost all of their income to a campaign that's dead in the water. Don't you have any commitment?
>>68458657
yes
>>68458579
I'm usually worried when theres elections but im not worried today for some reason and that worries me
AZ results fucking where?
Herman Cain is cool as shit in real life.
Me on the right.
>>68458628
He doesn't want people to find out about his boogerpops.
>>68458598
nigger I'd rather have /pol/ be supporting hillary instead of electing that commie shitstain
>>68458330
>>68458562
AWOO
>>68458240
no dual wall edition
>>68458485
HIGH ENERGY!
>>68458444
Checked and joke's on you; I don't have a wife.
>>68458709
He's not on but they're all ripping on him
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
They just stopped tho
>>68458623
I know that feel
I think I'm going to make one last thread after this and then I'm going to sleep, I can barely keep my eyes open
>>68458628
What do they mean
>>68458513
oh fuck off gook
![iKsoG57[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1KzFOT3.jpg "iKsoG57[1].jpg")
>>68458668
Jesus he's almost as autistic as the faggot anime faggots that plague these threads
>>68458668
look how tiny his dick is.
So the man on the radio told me that Utah wasn't voting tonight and the delegates had already been given to Cruz, wtf??
>>68458513
>>68458713
exemplary
>>68458745
A red block?
>>68458628
What do lolipops have to do with Cruz? What did I miss?
RESULTS WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hope bernie wins desu, the more shit he puts on hillary the better. Second, berniefags will be pissed if they got dragged along then shillary wins making them go MAGA
/pol/ for bernie and GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
Why do cuckservatives use Trumpkins as an insult I don't get what that means
>>68458601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
>>68458485
Based
>>68458727
ON THE PIC YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER JESUS FUCK OFF THE GENERALS!
>>68458481
I think you're in the wrong neighborhood, son.
CLOSE THE POLLS
L
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P O L LS
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>>68458840
votes don't matter
the people that count them do
...or something
>>68458628
First they bring up Marcos gay foam party and now this???
SAVAGE
>>68458896
I think it's pretty cute desu
>>68458513
for king and country little colony!
>>68458855
hahaha nice anime!
seriously though your meme candidate has no chance against Hillary, with or without a third party run
>>68458512
No we realize it will take us all, animefags and weebs included, to Make America Great Again.
I know you're from Reddit and I'll be yelled at for even responding to you, but in the event some lukers don't know, /a/ has helped a lot with hats and memes and ideas, and many of us have passed an hour or two watching anime.
Inclusiveness m8.
And it's just cute. What's wrong with cute? You already drove away MAGA Cat, don't take this too.
>>68458745
>when you're on the Internet, nobody knows you're a giant red rectangle
>>68458512
>>68458752
Just go home to Bernie.
>>68458896
I like Trumpets better
>>68458889
>loli
See if you can guess.
>>68458745
are you a mooninite?
>>68458607
Oh my fucking god.
>>68458809
Low energy, OP. I'm wide awake. If I wasn't so lazy I would take over.
Then again, why is it that non-burgers have to make threads all the fucking time?
>>68458481
>>68458815
>SJWs playing muh Splatoon
GET OUT
>>68459014
Sounding the trumpets of war
>>68458840
>>68458745
Ignignokt?
>>68458904
Cute.
>>68459028
It's afraid
>>68458961
These girls have been granted powers from the God of the stump himself. It's glorious
>>68458965
Yeah its too cute to be an insult. it makes me feel like i'm part of a special club for cute people.
>>68458728
OK
I'm in Utah and I did my part for Trump. I'm sorry everyone else here is a traitor.
>>68458969
your in this thread anon just like all the bernie supporters who have been jumping ship to support trump united to destroy hillary which articles are reporting all over.
OH SHIT THEY HAVE A POINT
IT'S FUCKING ON
There's a LOT to say about Cruz's wife
Giuliani BTFO the panel on Fox Business right now.
I'm going to head to sleep /pol/. Will America be great again when I wake up?
>>68459052
Jewtah reporting in. Online sites to find caucus' are down. probably just idiots that didn't buy enough hosting capacity.
but the site has a number you can call.
this my first so i dont know what a high turnout is but i saw each precinct had about 80 people come. had to wait in line for 10 minutes to get seated. i diddn't stick around to see results though
>>68458968
Unf
>>68458481
>>68458998
>they will soon feel the bern
Okay, now this is bullshit. Reddit can't be this fucking stupid
>>68459124
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>68459026
I legit laughed
>>68458330
They're vile heretics
Crusade when
>>68458904
didn't that not work
>>68458968
whore
>>68459124
We need to get #DisavowTheAd trending on Twatter
Who do you feel bad for after they dropped out?
Jeb, Carson, or Rubio?
>>68458978
>>68458998
Awoofags are now attempting to sell shirts and make people wear them at rallies.
This is subversion. And the reddit thread (if it even exists) is a scapegoat false flag so you can accuse anyone who sees this as being some kind of divider.
I'm feeling some deep meme waves in this general as these polls close
>>68459160
THE JIG IS UP, RATO.
Trump lost, fuck off anons.
>>68459160
>>68459124
Daily reminder that in theory Cruz shouldn't talk to his Super PACs, they all do because there's no punishment for it. Go all out on the rat's wife. She's fair game.
>>68459124
I wonder what he's scared of? Now I'm curious.
>>68459160
I have a friend in Brussels and I haven't heard from her since before yesterday. I need Trump to win this election and then nuke the middle east in revenge in case my friend died.
>>68458668
>>68459251
Felt bad for the sleepy Negro. Ted was such a cunt to him
>>68459028
>>68459124
>>68459228
everything not MAGA is heresy.
>>68459124
>not from us
I thought responsibility for a campaign starts at the top?
>>68459169
No, not until November.
Arizona will be great when you wake up though.
Utah will be shit as always.
yo do you guys have anything i should add
>>68459251
Ben Carson because he was trying his hardest to fuck over Rato.
Fuck the other two.
>>68459238
>a fucking leaf
>>68458240
Guys. I bought on kindle Crippled America. Is it a good reading to have an idea on his plans? I'm pretty much neutral on this Trump rally and I still can't have an opinion since I don't know much about him except usual stereotypes and memes. I'm not American and I can't vote yet I'd love to educate myself about him. Hope it's worth reading
>>68459105
What a Utahrd
>>68459266
Go home to Jeb
>>68458701
A vote for Cruz is a vote for the Belgian Bombers
GO HOME RATO
>>68459251
You mentioned my name! can I be your first senpai?
>>68458978
Awoo is the only thing that got me to check out a board that wasn't /a/ or /c/. My American friend put my four MAGA hats in the mail last Thursday.
Isolationist Trump = support for fansubs.
Maybe second term will include funding for catgirls.
>>68459318
rip waffle waifu
they will pay fellow ausbro
>>68458811
Ted raped a young girl.
>>68459376
You need to get the Art of the Deal too to get the full picture of Trump.
>Yfw we made the ad
what if we stump trump by accident
>>68459383
No
>>68459253
You are dividing. That's not even something that can be doubted at this point, whether you have good intentions or not.
>>68459345
Probably supplied the picture to someone else so they could tweet it and he could weasel his way out and say "oh it wasn't an endorsed political ad!"
>>68459202
It's a false flag. Notice how every time someone points out how the awooposters are trying to subvert the movement and even making a mockery out of it they get called a shill from the screencap and shouted down?
>>68459286
>wife was nearly committed because she was walking half naked down her street and considered a "danger to herself"
>works for Goldman-Sachs
>led the fight for the North American Union
>>68459021
Now that clip of his daughter cringing in fear at the site of her dad is starting to make sense. Creepy Cruz is getting nervous!
>>68459324
lel
>>68459160
Alright /pol/ you know what to do it times to take down Heidi with meme magic.
>>68458815
Anyone screencap the fag saying the most important issue in our time is LGBT issues, then the reporter asks him what LGBT stands for and he says "UHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>68459354
AIDS Skrillex, Carl the Cuck, and Banshee
>>68459324
HEY MAN HE'S A GROWER NOT A SHOWER
>>68459324
>Anthony Gay
>>68459354
maybe merkel? And marco bot? Not sure what you are trying to create here.
Though I find the bottom nigger on ground surprisingly artistic and a work of art.
>>68459105
Can we send these people to the Muslims? They deserve eachother.
>>68459028
POLL, VOTE NOW.
>WOULD YOU BUY THE MAGA LION PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880
>WOULD YOU BUY THE MAGA LION PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880
>WOULD YOU BUY THE MAGA LION PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880
MADE IN THE US, INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. SIZE IS 3"x3"
Also the darker red is the merrow.
>>68459450
>implying Trump won't blame Cruz for the ad anyway
It'll be a glorious false flag.
>yfw today could not have gone any better for Trump going into this election tonight
And these dubs will help him too
>>68459251
I felt bad for Carson because he got slain by Ted
Rubio was just depressing to watch because every day he just looked more and more tired and talked about how it gets harder every day
Poor little yeb never stood a chance and got eaten alive by trump
>>68459498
>works for Goldman-Sachs
>led the fight for the North American Union
I knew that stuff.
Didn't know about the insanity thing. People would probably care more about that given modern media.
Is Cruz sweating more now than he was in the butter factory?
>>68459450
THIS
I remember some anon posting it . I hope we didn't fuck him over. Shit would be bad
>>68459160
The Emperor only attacks when he is attacked first.
>>68459529
You got it!
>>68458330
you have to go back
>>68459473
>You are dividing.
By pointing out your subversion tactics.
>>68459160
Heidi Cruz is one of them back room pieces you find at a crack house gettin that dick
>>68459450
>>68459450
>>68459450
>>68459450
http://www.vox.com/2016/3/21/11279018/melania-trump-slut-shaming-ad
>>68459354
Lao Yang
>>68458621
holy fuck this is 11/10
Are we still set to lose Utah?
Anything interesting happening on any streams or is tonight a comfy night?
>>68459578
>>68459575
Alahh Akbarr
>>68459583
Arararararararararararargi
>>68459670
Fake
hannity is the greatest news show anyone agree?
>>68459124
More like lowlife ted cruz
Only fucking brain dead Mormons would imply a woman being sexy makes her husband unsuitable for president.
Salt crater city when?
>>68459708
yes, now go home to Ted
>>68459052
SJWs love Nintendo. NoA sanitizes all of their games of waifus and lolis, and all possible instances of wrongthink in game dialogue are replaced with ebin memes and niggerspeak. And one of their PR reps on twitter is a super-progressive advocate of 3D pedophilia that actively fights against the evil gaymurgate.
>>68459662
your dividing tactics are the subversion tactics. This is 4chan. Anime is allowed anywhere. We keep having to tell you this and frankly it's getting old. Get over it or get out and stop revealing how new you are.
>>68459376
>>68458628
This is the twat that's behind the ad. Of course Cruz could be a fucking man and say 'hey that ad is cheap, take it town.'
>>68459708
Yes. Trump just has to not lose by more than 50%
FUCKING COMMERCIALS
WHEN WILL THE RESULTS BE IN FUCK
>>68459708
Depends on how cucked the mormons are
>>68459450
Fuck...
We went too far. Man was not meant to wield Meme Magic.
WE TOOK IT TOO FAR
HOLY SHIT THESE SISTAS ABOUT TO GO IN ON CRUZ
>>68459673
>Lao Yang
Based chinese man is not a cuck m8o
>>68459708
Yeah, but its a question of by how much. If Lyin' Ted stays under 50%, we can still come out with some delegates.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TteVRM-wQoI
OC trump remix of remove kebab.
Honest opinions?
>>68459579
Yeah, everyone else gets to try to false flag us like crazy. We can false flag too once in a while.
>>68459849
why isnt it legal to hunt utahrds?
>>68459747
Shinobu is my daughteridoo desu
>>68459747
>>68459583
Has anyone made a MAGA cat?
>>68459813
>Sony has lost their way.
-Trump
Never thought I'd have to deal with nyggers on /pol/ of all places.
>>68459783
>hannity is the greatest news show anyone agree?
Commentary show, not news.
>>68459773
>He was once lauded as the savior of the GOP
>The only thing that really ever happened to him was Donald Trump
Prepare for the stupidest question you guys have ever seen:
I've never followed politics, and I have been trying to educate myself this year, so please don't make fun of me but...
Can somebody explain to me what a delegate is?
Any exit polls?
>>68459870
HARDCORE!
RESULTS ALMOST HERE
GET READY 3 MINUTES
>>68459870
God, I love them. They're so hilarious.
>>68459820
>ignore all crucial points
>NO U
I know what you're doing. This is subversion.
>>68459990
he was talking about tvs
>>68459670
Do they not understand how Mormons work? Do they not understand that Utah has the highest usage of pornography in the USA? Do they not seeing this backfire by liberals saying it is "problematic"?
Tonight we've witnessed Cruz kill himself in politics, America deserves a hot wife. And hotdogs. And freedom.
>>68459979
so lewd!
>>68459474
These bastards live up to the rato name. Each one is greasier than the next. Starting at the top with the fucking Mustard Tiger.
>>68458904
Based gooks.
>>68459998
http://www.google.com
>>68459935
It's a real ad by a real superPAC promoting ted cruz
Trump is trying to get Cruz to disavow this superPAC
>>68459783
Agree will leave my tv on when his show is on if not home so my provider keeps track of that and will give him more shekels.
>>68459026
Anon, behave yourself! The results are coming in soon, we can't lose ourselves in sexual ecstasy right now.
>>68459998
Underaged 9gagger detected.
>>68459870
>Trump even has sassy black women fighting for him
Still can't get over this
>>68459998
http://www.cfr.org/elections/us-presidential-nominating-process/p37522
>>68460028
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE PROPHECIES OF TRUMP
>>68459870
They're so good
>>68459376
>I just bought Crippled America
>is it a good read?
>I dont know much about him
>I'd love to educate myself
THEN READ THE BOOK YOU JUST BOUGHT
>>68459475
>Reddit dindunuffin
Sure thing reddit. I'm sure we're also supposed to believe complaining about Trump supporters with anime and awoo images is a great contribution to threads and totally not d&c shilling.
>>68460057
He was talking about the whole company, which because of failing divisions definitely is leaning on their insurance and gaming divisions.
WHAT STREAM ARE WE IN?
High energy! Build a wall!
>>68459839
She's cute looking but seems to have a real bitchy personality. Total deal breaker for most guys.
>>68460039
That's literally what you just did. You know anime is allowed everywhere. Or you would if you weren't reddit or new
>>68459998
Party elites who elect the party nominee. Many are bound by primary and caucus results, so even if they despise Trump, they MUST vote for him.
But, if no one has 1,237 votes, they can toss the primaries in the trash. That's why we need 1,237 delegates.
>>68459578
>27 stars
what are they suppose to represent?
>>68460155
Nice!
>They say the the entire continent of europe is islam now
kek, thanks america, at least one country knows whats up
>>68459839
>tfw living in Arlington VA.
The place is swarming with people like her. I can't stand living here. Money is Money
>>68459998
ur mom xdddd
butg seriously, a delegate is a real actual person who does the actual voting on who the nominee is.
You vote in your state, and at the end, your candidate's percentage determines how many delegates your state gives to your canddiate
they're pledged, meaning they have to vote for your candidate, unless there's a brokered convention
>>68460155
>THE PROPHECIES OF TRUMP
