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TRUMP GENERAL - EMPEROR EDITION
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LIVE UPDATES: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live

>Delegates Big Don: 697/Zodiac Killer: 424/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
>Trump on ABC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJWN0v5LPcM

ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>trump.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVk_NtOVSI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT

2 HOUR LINES TO VOTE! THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN! WE'RE BUILDING THAT WALL!
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>>68455797
AwooWOO
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>>68455740
INCOMPETENT HILLARY
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>>68455821
>>68455797
>they're still spamming

Oh the cartoonity!
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Polls closed but no exit polls or results yet?

Why? When are they out?
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MAGA
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RAISE DA ROOF
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WITNESS
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ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED NOT TERRITORIES

TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida (100%)
3. Illinois (78%)
4. Alabama (72%)
5. Missouri (71%)
6. Mississippi (63%)
7. Hawaii (58%)
8. Tennessee/Georgia (57%)
10. Massachussets (52%)
11. Vermont (50%)
12. New Hampshire (48%)
13. Nevada (47%)
14. Michigan/North Carolina (42%)
16. Arkansas/Louisiana (40%)
18. Kentucky (37%)
19. Virginia (35%)

North Dakota (via straw poll)

Arizona (pending)

TOP FENCE RIDERS
1. Alaska (50%)

TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio (0%)
2. Wyoming (8%)
3. Minnesota (21%)
4. Iowa/Kansas (23%)
6. Oklahoma (30%)
7. Texas (31%)
8. Idaho (38%)
9. Maine (39%)

Utah (pending)

STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida (99)
2. Illinois (54)
3. South Carolina (50)
4. Texas (48)
5. Georgia (43)
6. Alabama (36)
7. Tennessee (33)
8. North Carolina (30)
9. Mississippi/Michigan (25)
11. Massachussets (22)
12. Louisiana (18)
13. Virginia/Kentucky (17)
15. Arkansas (16)
16. Nevada/Alaska (14)
18. Oklahoma (13)
19. Idaho (12)
20. New Hampshire/Hawaii (11)
22. Maine/Kansas (9)
24. Vermont/Minnesota (8)
25. Iowa (7)
27. Wyoming (1)
27. Washington D.C./Ohio (0)
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TRUMP!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnO2SOoe1EU
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When do results start coming in?
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>>68455740
praise kek
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CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS

Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU

Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE

Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA

"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc

John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E

Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8

Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no

Bernie "Cuck Shed" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc
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INCOMPETENT HILLARY
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>>68455602
I voted for Trump faggot
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>>68455740
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>“I totally respect the passion of my opponent’s supporters, absolutely respect it,” she told backers at a union hall here. “And here’s what I want you to know. I have, as of now, gotten more votes than anybody else, including Donald Trump. I have gotten 2.6 million more votes than Bernie Sanders.”

She's right, /pol/.

Trump BTFO.
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Bump
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>Trump wins USA election
>Merkel in charge of Germany
>weedman in charge of Canada
>Putin in charge of russia

is the world coming to an end?
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>>68455891
Cause everyone is still trying to vote
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https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4bj2g9/bernie_sanders_on_twitter_its_important_we_do_not/

You know the left has had enough of muslims when top voted comments on S4P are supporting trump.
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REMINDER THAT SHILLARY WANTS TO BRING IN 65,000 REFUGEES WHEN ELECTED WITH MORE BEHIND THAT

REMINDER THAT SHILLARY WANTS TO EMULATE MERKEL WHEN SHE'S PRESIDENT

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP FAMALAM
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Trump/pepe 2016
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Let's win Samoa!
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POLL, VOTE NOW.

>WOULD YOU BUY THE MAGA LION PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880
>WOULD YOU BUY THE MAGA LION PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880
>WOULD YOU BUY THE MAGA LION PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880

MADE IN THE US, INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. SIZE IS 3"x3"

Also the darker red is the merrow.
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i wonder if this guy's gonna be voting trump
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>>68455740
MOVEMENT
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HE KEEPS CALLING HER "INCOMPETENT HILLARY"

IS THAT HIS NEW KILL SHOT LABEL?

Is "Incompetent Hillary" the new "Low Energy" and "Lil' Marco?"
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>>68455930
from the poll lines they keep showing...

tomorrow
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hey guys Im going to the corner store, you want anything?
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That tweet he sent to Ted Cruz is fake
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who else comfy?
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>INCOMPETENT HILLARY
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Turnout so massive
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>Cuba is Communist
But it's not?
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/712464268621385728

>if you try to attack Heidi, you're more of a coward than I thought. #classless

>it's okay when I do it though

FUCK CRUZ.
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>>68456061
SO WEAK
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>>68455890
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>>68456086
It's 100 percent real go to his twitter
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>>68456024
Yes. Lion on one side and MAGA on the other.
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MAGA AWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68455422
Wow, gl to you anon. Are you inside? They said once you are in, it will be 1 hour wait. They also said that that independents were showing up even though they can't vote in that state kek.

Also, Utah ran out of normal ballots.
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>>68455896
Now imagine how high that shit will go AFTER today's attacks.
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>>68456061
It works but not as well as Lyin' Ted or Little Marco. I suspect Trump will experiment with various labels until he finds a good one.
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>>68455980
I dig it.
MAGA
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LIVE HD CNN STREAM WITH CHAT
COVERAGE ALL NIGHT LONG, GET IN HERE.

http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
http:// comfy . zone
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>>68456053
This guy's like a real life Bad Luck Brian.
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>>68456061
Pretty sure questioning her stamina is going to be the bigger hit.
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>>68455991
It's not that hard to have more votes when you only split the field with one guy, while Trump even now has to deal with two other people.
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>>68455976
i voted 2 fuck ur mom idiot
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>>68456015
Why are all liberals essentially failure incarnate?
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>>68456053
talk about rotten luck, reminds me of that guy who survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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>>68456024
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WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS???
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>>68456152
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Expect 80+% turnout in AZ over 2008
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>Fox news
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>>68455895
very niess

MAGA
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so can I relax now? this big guy won and will keep all those mudshits out of the americas right?
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>obama gets briefed on the brussels attack
>goes to a baseball game with his pals
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>>68455991
>trump runs against 16 canidates
>hillary runs against some cucks
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>>68455740
kek, guardian have started complaining about adblocker

right click box - choose block ad - drag sldfer to right, click block it

wew, and kek
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Oh fuck, Cruz just stumped Trump

I am on the #CruzCruise now
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>>68455961
>yfw you exceeded your daily BF dosage
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>>68456195
You've giving me some glorious nostalgia, anon.
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>>68456015
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>>68456236
Why arnt we in the loop!
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>>68456130
it's not? News to the rest of the world.
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>>68456195
Aisha best Outlaw
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>>68456288
KEK
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>>68453491
>corresponds perfectly to map of niggers
woops hehe
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>>68455890
:')
>>68456195
OoooOh that is a hot hairy pussy
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>>68456272
>Fair and balanced
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>>68456233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw
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>>68456256
How do you ever compare Lyin' Ted to the fucking based man that Eddie was

Fuck off
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>>68456152
Begun, the twitter war has.
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>>68455991
Well duh, Trump has been running against 8 other candidates, while Clinton has always been in a 1on1 race, you moron.
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Is there a good fox stream?
Is there a good fox stream?
Is there a good fox stream?
Is there a good fox stream?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9minv0O8rlI
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>>68456152
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>>68456236
cruz cheats on his wife
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Godamn why is trump such a racist towards Muslims.

You guys aren't racist are you? Of you vote Trump that means you're a racist!
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>tfw they're rigging the votes
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>>68456053
If he were my friend, I would buy him a bomb vest to wear outside his house.
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>>68456152

THAT FAGGOT STARTED IT, HE CAN SIT IN HIS GRAVE NOW.
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>>68456236
HOLY SHIT. Theyre about to pull out those rato hooker pics.
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>>68456195
Lil' Don is keeping us pure!
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>>68456236
>BusTED
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>>68456409

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>68456236
I have no idea, but I love their enthusiasm.
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>>68456094
I've been watching. Looks like he's locked himself to the tree and fashioned a billy club.

http://komonews.com/live/event
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>>68456236
WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT TED'S WIFE BUT US???

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ILLUMINATI NOW!
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>Listening to The Lord of the Rings Trilogy OST for the first time
>Song comes on called A Shortcut to Mushrooms
I remember the scene but god damn if that doesn't paint a scary fuckin picture
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Is there no Trump speech tonight?
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>>68456417
g2gbk
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>>68456417
islam isn't a race you stupid faggot
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>>68456442
Why is that MAGA hat floating?
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>>68456236
>loli
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>>68456367
they just shredded the democrats
obama rewarding enemies of the state
news man praising trump
trump being humble
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>>68456409
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
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>>68456236
"She wanna lick, lick, lick, lick me like a lollipop
Shawty wanna lick me
So I let her lick the rapper" - Sir Little Wayne
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Aw hell
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>>68456526
the results won't come in until everyone east of Nevada is asleep
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>>68456417
REMOVE KEBAB
HOLY WAR NOW
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Odds - Jerk off
Evens - Don't jerk off

I hope Trump doesn't condemn masturbation.
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>>68456520
>implying we didn't know the whole time and thats why we freaked when Trump (THE MADMAN) said it
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>>68456626
WAAAAH WAAAAH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME TRUMP
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>>68456398
Latino hea-Ted
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>>68456526
He was just on Hannity for 5 minutes
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>>68456152
SHITPOSTING WAR INCOMING

GIVE DONALD YOUR MEME MAGIC

\o/
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http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live

Get in here boys.
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Reminder that Wolf Blitzer was a major cuck interviewing Trump yesterday

And duly btfo by the Don

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
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>Polls begin to close at 9:00pm EST. Results expected after 11:00pm EST.

Arizona should come in in half an hour, right?
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>>68456663
Looks like you're jerkin' it
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>>68456079
get me a pack of pepperoni combos, bro. and a nestea thx
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>>68456626
Then ask Ted Cruz to disavow the super pac
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>>68456626
HOLY SHIT! STUMPED!
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IS THIS WHAT THEY REFERRING TO?
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>>68455991 >>68456206 >>68456310 >>68456404
Republican turn out is at record high

Unless they want to lose again, they'll support Trump. He is up to 42% nationwide now, breaking his "ceiling", again
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>>68456488
>doesn't wash bread
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>68456668
I'm aware of that shit but apparently it's something sexual.
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>>68456693
i think he means victory speech?
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>>68456626
nominmous gonna get da hakz on lawl!!
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>>68456236
LMAO...and Utah will be the last state Cruz succeeds in, forever and ever, amen.
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>>68456236
His wife used to be a stripper?
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what was the name of the superPAC that posted the ad?
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>>68456130

Really, they toppled the Castros? This calls for a celebration!
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>>68456626
OH FUCK. RATO IS ON THE DEFENSIVE. SOMETHING BIG IS COMING.
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>>68456524
Why does a book have a soundtrack?
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>geneva convention applies to insurgents

im tired of this meme
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GIULIANI ON HANNITY
SHITTING ALL OVER OBAMA
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>>68456626
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>68456663
You have some work to do soldier. Get to it.
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>>68456626

>Gets a crony to start shit
>NO IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Donald Trump will ensure a Hillary victory
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>>68456636
I was up until 6am PST because of Brussels, I'm usually asleep at 2am any other night
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>>68456130
since when? this afternoon?
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>>68456626
Will he disavow?
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>>68456152
>coward

Shitstorm incoming
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>>68456624
cruze theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

>>68456520
been known for a while
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>>68456831
It applies to all military anon.

Correct me if I'm wrong,post proof too.
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>>68456731
at least an hour
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>>68456053
is he still alive?
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Engineering student at Purdue here. Let's make America great again!
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>>68456787
The the dakotas and Montana not vote for Cruz?
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>>68456626
>Cruz didn't disavow fast enough, let it happen

Did Ted take some bait on this? I have no idea how this will play out. Trump usually knows where attacks come from, what happened this time?
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>>68456763
I fucking hope this would destroy Cruz
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>>68456887
No shit, he's a Democrat plant

That's why he started his campaign in the first place
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>>68456978
MAGA
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>Jeb Bush will endorse Ted Cruz in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, political consultant Roger Stone predicted to Newsmax TV on Tuesday.

>Jeb Bush will endorse Ted Cruz in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, political consultant Roger Stone predicted to Newsmax TV on Tuesday.

>Jeb Bush will endorse Ted Cruz in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, political consultant Roger Stone predicted to Newsmax TV on Tuesday.

TRUMP BTFO IT'S OVER TURN IN YOUR HATS RIGHT NOW
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>>68456626
>it wasn't us
OK, Lyin' Ted
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Trump will lose the GE. Take it to the bank
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LYIN' TED CRUZ
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES
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>>68456663
Not tonight
Check em
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HILLARY IS DONE.
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what drugs is Rudy on
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>>68456728
I've probably watched this 5 or 6 times today
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>>68456978

More like PurDON'T
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>>68456053
Guy better be playing the numbers after all this.
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>>68457069

>YEB
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>>68456887
In what universe? He will grill her left right and center for Benghazi and her emails. And not just that. Hilldog could barely handle the light bants from Bernie. Imagine her on the stage with the Don.
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>>68457069
>Jeb endorsement
Cruz is finished
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Meanwhile....
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>>68456663
probably will anyway
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>>68456945
>insurgents
>uniformed military

also fun fact if a civilian population engages in partisan activities, it forfeits the protection they are awarded under the geneva conventions
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>>68456626
LYIN TED AT IT AGAIN

TRUMP PREPARED TO STUMP
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>>68457069
Meanwhile rato insists he is """"""""""""""anti-establishment"""""""""""""
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>>68457121
Good luck with that
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>>68457064
>he's a Democrat plant
Right, that's why the democrats hate him and why your labour party sent operative to help defeat him. Fucking straya shitposters, I swear.
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>>68456152

>pic of your wife not from us
Who was it from? Some superpac supporting cruz?
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NO RESULTS YET???!!!!

LOW ENERGY VOTE COUNTING!
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>>68457069
That will hurt Cruz though
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im starting to like hannity more and more
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>>68457069
>please clap
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>>68457111
checked
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>>68456053
Bullshit. I refuse to believe someone can be so unfortunate. That's insanity.
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>>68457123
Maga 50mg HCL
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW COME IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOENST KNWO HAT TED CRUZ AND LOLLIPOP AND HIS WIFE ALL HAVE IN COMMON???
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Crusaders unite against all those who stand in division against unity!
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>>68457069
>Jeb endorses him
>his poll numbers immediately plummet
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>>68457213
WHAT ARE HIS MOTIVES????
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>>68457146
Shit! You got me! Looks like I gotta vote Cruz now. At least I fucking saw you coming on my radar.
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>Utah polls close at 1am

It's going to be a late fucking night, then, isn't it?
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>>68457243
So smug
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TELL ME POL

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nw405j2hOQ
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>>68457069
Good. Nothing makes The Don's polls go up more than shitting on ¡Yeb!
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>>68456626

So that means if the "internet" superpac sends out stuff about Heidi that it's no problem?
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>>68457304
>he doesn't know
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>>68456626
>makes an attack ad on trumps wife
>trump attacks back in the same manner
>waaaaaah dont attack me trump, y-you're a coward

Talk shit get hit.
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>>68457243
Even if you're right, Trump can't win

Romney will run against him and prevent Trump from an electoral college victory
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>>68457145
i've watched it 5 times in the last 30 minutes and i still had to laugh and the sheer stupidity every time.

>HER RATING WOULD DROP
>FAR LOWER THAN YOURS
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>>68457069
If he does, Ted is much more of a stupid than I thought.


He's literally painting a target on his asshole and calling "Hey Don, shove a spear up here!"
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>>68456236
BusTED
>BusTED
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I want Rudy "Ten Pardons" Guilliani to be Vice President. But since he's from NYC too I guess that can't happen.
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>>68456626
>Heidi did 9/11 with Geroge Bush
She worked in his administration, after all
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>>68456053
He's like the Japanese that were at Hiroshima and then Nagasaki
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>>68457362
Get comfy anon.
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Baguettes BTFO by Giuliani
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Results when
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>>68456982
North Dakota isn't holding a public vote and Cruz was never popular in South Dakota - Carson was. Of course nobody ever cares what the Dakotas think so no one's done a poll on them in like 8 months.
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>>68457069
>Jeb Bush endorsing you
>Mitt Romney endorsing you

HAHAHA THIS WILL ONLY HURT HIM

KISS OF DEATH
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>>68456053
>tfw you realize someone has shittier luck than you
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>>68457410
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>>68457304
spending toomuch time on reddit
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Who /springbreakbutnotdoingshit/ ?
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>>68457366
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM???

Buy him a coffee and listen to him.
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>>68456945
>The Conventions apply to a signatory nation even if the opposing nation is not a signatory, but only if the opposing nation "accepts and applies the provisions" of the Conventions.

insurgents don't belong to any nation. Especially plain clothes
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>>68456812
The films have a soundtrack not the books
How have you not seen them?
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Trump can't lose. He has Exodia!
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>>68457362
Average weekday
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>>68457458
25 bings
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>>68457435

The Don can 'move' to Florida and let Rudy represent NY.
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I was going to go to Yurop for a holiday in June. Should I still go?
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>>68457410
>Trump can't win
pfft

>Romney will run against him and prevent Trump from an electoral college victory
He can't. That's not how the delegate system works. They are tied to their votes.
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>>68455890
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>>68457413
Trump's shrug/smug is what really sold it for me. Wolf couldn't believe he got cucked this hard.
here's a vid for you, Hans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO2KVm3tn8M
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when are the votes starting?
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>>68457366
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM

gif related, risking the ban.
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>>68456663
would like
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>>68456601
>pronouncing loli as loll-ee

Nabokov is spinning in his grave
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We should tell Trump that he needs to ask Cruz to disavow.
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>>68456053
Crisis actor?
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>>68457494
haha nice anime!

seriously though your meme doesn't have a chance
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>>68457519
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>THIS IS WHAT A MORMON KEK LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A MORMON KEK LOOKS LIKE
>THIS IS WHAT A MORMON KEK LOOKS LIKE
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THIS IS WHAT A MORMON KEK LOOKS LIKE
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>>68457193
>Fox News fan opinion
Meanwhile, in reality
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>>68457449
Sleep snug, smug
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>>68457576
Bet his head shortly before blowjob?
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>>68456626

Since you're not allowed to attack Heidi, I guess Cruz is trying to say she's Jewish or Muslim. Those are the only groups you can't criticize
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>>68457629
I'm sure he already knows what to do

You don't just make a tweet like this out of the blue
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>>68457568
>no hitler salute
low energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCl8AVv3aY4
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results when?
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>>68456626
Heidi is pretty hot tbqh. I'd tongue her asshole with my cock
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>>68457660
Mormons think they can become Gods just like Jesus. They're pretty fucking retarded senpai.
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>>68457665
correct the record pls
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WHERES THE FUCKING ARIZONA RESULTS I THOUGHT THE POLLS CLOSED AT 10 PM EST
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>>68457660
>unironically believes that Jesus sailed to America
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>>68457470
lindsey closet fuccboi graham has endorsed rato

so far he's endorsed
himself
yeb
lubio
rato

it's the kiss of death

trump has it in the bag m8
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>>68457660
bunch of sack of shits.
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>>68457551
Spooky!
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>>68457733

Don't like the sound of that.
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Arizona reporting. I voted in Tempe. Nobody was really talking politics so I have no idea how the crowd was voting.
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>>68457751
that one makes me sad
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>>68457665
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>>68457549
I'm not even talking about the convention, I'm talking about the general

Bill Krystol will recruit a conservative candidate with Real Values, like Perry or Romney, to run third party and #StopTrump
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>>68457781
was supposed to close at 1030ET
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>>68457111
nice trips but they are still odds
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Why the fuck can't these sand jockies publish the results. It's taking forever.
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>>68457781
They're not allowed to release results until an hour after the polls close.
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